Hello, look, no applause. Just a clap the only show that didn't decide on an opening before we started. I asked you if you had no big Wouldn't so lizzie's off this week. We are here with our friend Brian.
Rebecca Cino like oceans 12 and shit Was the first one yeah, yeah, it was the rat back movie but Ocean's 12 was okay. Ocean's 13 was not 11 and 13 12 is the one where they had Julia Roberts Supercretches at the time and they were trying to the science didn't work No, the science didn't work. Yeah, the store didn't work either because she was left-handed I'm also I'm also a rat back then so oceans 11 I honestly thought it was a good movie to update in terms of like the technology like I actually didn't mind I'm always gonna like a heist film. I'm always like a high school hardly agree with you I'm always gonna like the Italian job.
It doesn't mean there weren't some problems with the script my only Go ahead. No actually my only issue with the reboot Italian job or remake Italian job is that Don't so one's character should be played by Michael came who was the original Charlie Kroger He wasn't fighting against this don't whatever you just did again But no like don't southern does hate poor people especially when they're outside of his district I think they if in his defense He died really he died really hold on she's got me on this one What's your hat is everything none of the other one be more specific? She was in children of men nine months Julie on more. Yeah, she hates poor people too I really like her beautiful.
No, it's just she's super beautiful I love seeing another ginger and you get to see her like full red bush and shortcuts Yeah, but she hates poor people too in the end of the hundred games. You guys should be a bush Should be a eight sport people Fire by your bush like I said that's exactly oh Never see that you were here for this earlier in the week. You have a luxury though. You do you have a luxury?
You have a fire bush and not herpes So earlier in the no it was last week I think we were talking about before I got hired on here at the restaurant They'd had a fire because the grease trap rusted out and I believe I said to you rusty grease trap was my nickname for my vagina In high school. That's horrible. It's not your heart. Why don't you know latte?
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Right? Karate and never Nobody knows Karate is no better So fun fact, um, by the way, okay I'm just saying I'm just gonna tell you what and then I'm done and I won't speak again, okay But it's uh, I'm gonna need you to talk over tug, but it's not gonna work for you But they did the mini-coopers in two different forms. Yeah, you had a Cooper and you had a Cooper S and wait for us It's gonna get like grammatical no Cooper Cooper. Yeah, it's a Cooper Cooper S Cooper S Cooper S No, no, no a Cooper and a Cooper S.
Yes, it's a super truck right now. Okay, so it added I just told you I'm not very bright So should I feel the horn mouth Brian? So when finish that added the Talk about yeah, I did the supercharged wine wine and so when a super charge school is out at wine Oh, oh, and so I did a really good job of not Taking one set of cars making it sound like the other set of cars because the two cars are entirely different What he's saying is the sound engineering was actually very specific and well done Which is what was Oscar's an action movies sound engineering absolutely, and I will just go out and tell Batman got him well Then possibly he'd let her if you need me. I'll be I'm gonna need you to talk over tug.
Yeah, I can't yeah We have the same voice when I can tell we're carbonizing so no what's actually bad is when my sister and I both recorded the same Time because she and I sound so much alike which sister Annie So we took Annie with us to our last con But she and I sound so much alike, especially when we record it's a little bit confusing for people. I can kind of hear that okay Yeah, yeah, that's after the one that we weren't at and she was the it's on the it doesn't matter Anyways, okay, so what I was going to say is we have Ryan on the podcast. I can't you just jump immediately Thank you for having me. I'm very excited to be here, and I promise it will not talk over No, you need to talk over Doug or you're not gonna talk at all but fucking these not that great.
Um, don't get dick dick I brought it up. He did kind of very little on that So, okay, so I talked about before the beginning of the new season about how excited we were for a flashpoint flash Okay, so we're going to DC TV Yeah, yeah, flashpoint paradox is one of my favorite storylines of all time. I think it created Multiple storylines and I think it expanded DC's but also almost just like scientifically it makes sense Oh, it's really when he gets like a set but like I said, it's when Jeff John's doesn't like you know Shirk in the running department, you know, except for every DC movie they've put out since then Sucks and he is no, no, no, I fucking the DC movies are fucking awful. Oh DC movies.
Yeah, it's not the DC animated. No, no DC Animated Brothers Jeff John's got promoted to the head of DC They needed they needed Kevin Feige He hasn't had a chance to do any of his work yet And wonder woman looks really fucking good, but so did suicide squad and that shit was Now which is my sister, but yeah, do see dr. Trench, but I will say that What Jeff John's came on what asked and of no he came on squad became on like pretty much right when suicide squad was released So it's not really so dark so dark So dark, so dark, I can't say there's gonna be his like first real outing But like I said, they finally promoted Jeff John's to be the head of the DC Sater is gonna be his first outing as like the Kevin Feige of DC I really hated Jeff Jones run on the flash Comic-up wise why why I thought I was heavy handed and not well. No, you're at the later stuff.
Yeah I read that much later stuff. I read the trade paperbacks from way I thought it was so heavy stuff of the Scott Collins the origin of zoom when the hunter Solomon like comes in oh With okay, so what you're telling me is I should have done any early stuff Yeah, because the late stuff was just so heavy. Yeah, no. Yeah, okay.
So here's what happened Let Brian say something. No go ahead one step on the bus. Give a group. I'm sorry.
You can't But it seems like you know what you're talking about the Jeff John stuff in the Maryland stuff and the yeah, okay, so basically what happened was We read this is me not he is nodding you read the like We read like the original prequels like episode 4 5 6 of Star Wars equivalent to flash you read the prequels right? I did like yeah, like that like weird like the Future Rose and it's a commander cold Yeah, the speed comp or whatever that bullshit was yeah, no you read you read the prequels what you need to read was the good stuff Was a Scott Collins I think his name might have been No, it's not a conner. I think it's got Collins, but that could be me. Okay, so here's my thing I think that from the DC standpoint.
I think that life's point paradox. Yes was our probably In my opinion Somebody that loves science Because it follows almost like a Stephen Hawking type that I'm like so even though it's I don't know that it's actually mentioned but like black holes and time travel And I was talking about soon being shaken free from the speed force So you're a reverse but so you said speed force so then are we not forced From a pop culture standpoint are we not forced into The speed force and the DC show on WB no we are definitely forced in the speed So we all of a sudden we just take ice before speaking what it is and but nobody knows actually what it is I think it does do a lot of character development I think he does it in the speed force now the speed force representing itself is people from his past is how it develops The speed forces a character in the show. Okay, then explain that to a lady It's you dumb speed force here. Awesome.
Exactly. That's how we get a DC TV show I Think that the speed force is being described this way on the show in terms of the Wally West Mark weight where it's just an extra dimensional like it's not I think it's extremely mark laid I think it's an extra as opposed to and I'm sorry to get a harp on Jeff John's I do like that he thought of an origin for the speed force but I'm not happy with it I think it's stupid that yeah like that Barry Allen creates the speed force of every step he takes that And then you have like a barbed font or reverse speed force that in Powers the black flash like I'm glad you want to explain it all and that's really cool But how do you do it? But I don't like how you're doing it? How do you think thirteen episodes to fit a production TV season?
You know actually Brian I kind of want your opinion on this because me and Doug and Ryan were only favor We're really fucking sick of them having the big bad being evil speed sir. We'd like them to do something different this season We all do we all do so you agree like it's a big bad to me absolutely yes So there's a lot of things I was like when we actually get into DC TV because we just basically Well, I wanted to talk about the speed force I've only ever really had a big three when it comes to comic book plotlines, which is flashpoint demon in a bottle dark night returns Now the points all those are big story arcs those are not my big three at all now it's complete These are my big three Corvus saga which even I wouldn't like I said those are my big three Marvel is already completely mishandled a demon bottle arc Marvel's actually I'm saying Marvel's Miss Handled the in humans which We can do it later. I want to get a new later. Okay, so Iron Man 2 they completely mishandled the demon bottle three No, it's an Iron Man 2 when he's struggling with the alcohol It's the PTSD from going up into the Iron Man 2 when he's super drunk and dancing around in the suit and then Iron Man 3 when he's dealing with The PTSD for both parts of the demon in the bottle arc completely mishandled.
Okay, I agree. I agree. I have a question So because it's kind of there is an Iron Man 3 melting together is Iron Man 2 the one we use panic attack in No, it's Iron Man 3. Okay, that was fucking awful.
Iron Man 2 is the one when he's drunk dancing around in the suit at a party She's like Gallagher. Yeah, exactly. And he gets drunk and he sees himself in the mirror window and he realizes he's a monster But like I said, that's my man too and that was them kind of taking a crack at the demon in the bottle arc But they completely me and a little bit in case listeners don't know real quick. That's the arc where Tony Stark talks He's an alcoholic.
No, he's an alcoholic. Like I said an Iron Man 3 they kind of start Like I said an Iron Man 3 they kind of start with it with him having the panic attack But and I ranted about this to be out when we saw it. I'm like, I'm sorry I didn't realize PTSD was cured by hanging out with a kid in the middle of fucking nowhere. Oh, okay, okay That's all your man really.
That kid was so I'm gonna get so ridiculous. Oh, that's gonna get away. No, that kid was That kid had a real steal, right? That kid had fuck off.
I like wrist- I just really recently rewatched it and fuck you I might have gotten weepy again. Yeah, character. I'm not saying that. I actually was part of the robot But then I have to do anything.
Like I said, I feel like there was no mishandling that episode. I do like the fact that they were kind of All of a sudden old everything. I do not agree with all of them. I think they're simply from what?
From a cinematic standpoint? No, there's a reason why they keep making so much out of the money Avengers one point eight billion dollars Doctor Age, a character nobody knew anything about. Guardian's galaxy. Iron Man was a beat Beallist hero at best if not see list also fair John Trevor turned him into the cornerstone of their entire cinematic universe.
Like I said, we were afraid of Captain America's let's get to the Avengers already. You don't feel like that about Iron Man. No, I like it on fabric I like and Robin and Junior. It's like the doing fucking casting.
Like I said, but that was a That was a comeback career DCTD before either one of you. So here's here's my problem DCTD It's not nearly as profound. No, it's not and it's not somebody fox technically proficient is your deep knowledge of these storylines But could we just my deans can we just get really? intros I love the flashes Years of hell I had to become something now I am something and I After Changing the intro It doesn't it doesn't try to crazy every time at the end now when it ends he goes I'm the flash or I'm the super girl No, okay, we don't talk about super girl.
We won't we don't talk about super girl It's so melodramatic. It's so contrived. But it's a superhero show. It's the nature of the beast.
No It's like the neck of the version of a now you're leaving now. No, so when you are a fucking hypocrite I'm calling you right now. That's very nice. No, I'm saying when you talk about like loving the mark weight run of flash Every every issue of that service.
My name is Wally West. I'm the fastest man alive Hold up so for you that hates like the intro to the flash. What's like now giving you the intro to see the end of it You hate the internet. I just hate that I'm the flash it trains me nuts Well, not everything can be Bojack horseman and have the greatest after all time.
It's just crazy I feel like I'm getting fisted with his name and I know it's dead knows like my heart leaks every time I hear my It's very Ellen and I'm the fastest man alive like for me like that is so perfect and seen and then he has well Okay, he goes into like central city on the blah blah blah night, maybe you should tell Brian so don't you find a formulaic that the way that if you're on the fastest man alive Hold on and seen and then the show that we clearly don't speak about So the Voldemort of DC TV but could you just could choose right there? What's her thing is like I'm a girl and I'm super And you're like I'm the flash what it makes me think of is the end of the first to be require a spider-man And I'm a spider-man like I said Like I said where he's like I said where he's a funeral and he has to reject Mary Jane Yeah, I guess the funeral and he has to reject Mary Jane because he has the great Super basic what I was in the corner eat butter if that's what you want I want you to tell him the exact line of dead wool that you made made you fall in love with dead wool the first time You have my attention I know this oh from the comic yes, I'm like right up main street Also, also probably my favorite seat everybody Like that no the comic the first line of dead wool Would you fall in love a dead wool? I don't get that my favorite line for the movie is Right now if you want if you want to follow this shit swizzling muppet fart is that by the way the greatest rig of words ever It's just like muppet first outside of me calling a coworker a pucker dick hole I'm by the way Recently told me he said to his boss. He was going to make another coworker cry And I was going to give him an erection to friends for life now.
That's that's never time anymore I'm going to go work anyway, so When it was during the uh, I wanted to joke Casey wrote it I'm not sure on that one so but the art was Steve Dylan rest in peace he fell So he's dead yeah That's The guy that did all the art for future is yeah Yeah, we'll talk about in our in more evening. She invited me now you go ahead. I'm in Okay, so there's just two part up to part issue where dead bull is fighting against the punisher against a contract Contrasting contract. I'm not gonna be able to say that again Yeah And the punisher comes up under like a life ramp and dead bull is waiting for him and he recaps the recastalized issue He goes, you know, I was I know And that was like yeah, no, it's one duck fella left it actually sent you a picture that's a huge spike in those No, actually sent you a picture of that That was yeah, that was in the comic I know this time with your nose.
Yeah, like I was in my I was in my I knew that was like the wise cracking but not like fourth wall breaking He wasn't a member of the mouth yet. Yeah, it was like absolutely breaking wall and so New mutants issue what 100 we're like sure like okay, I'm gonna kill you Tell her says so and I'm gonna tell her put away like that's dead pool like he wasn't What he was now no reading that stuff by who I think is Joe Casey and Steve Dylan Reading that and seeing that issue. I was like oh fuck. I'm in being a healthy obsession with the movie And and it's very very of all time It's my favorite when I was off air because I think I have a different take on it, but But we actually like we need to start No idea.
You know having a podcast we are having a let's have a podcast. Let's have a podcast. We can have a we can have a fight Club podcast too, but I'm like I flutter between transpotting and I'm a flutter Waffle between transpotting You would hate the movie see slippers they bring up a whole bunch of verbs that he was watch up a cow But he says he says he says waffles which I think you'd also be a player of Newman Okay, so Who could ever make it do Without I'll yell you I don't see me make it do neither cuz Lynch is doing is so fantastic and no I cannot believe it's freaking tansis that did the soundtrack That should be like three and a half hours of sting doing yoga. I have to tell you Do was one of those High-ounce place No, I do Mcguffin of spite I was just I'm sorry Trying to go figure out what is the other stadium of fucking doom.
It's the spice. I'm uncomfortable with somebody it remaking do So like my channel actually I'm not a teen years ago. You're doing it's okay. It's based on when I was When I got into it and when you were like I was going back when I roll out okay fuck you my fucking I'm going to get a whole thing.
I'm new. I'm out of my death. Go ahead. What us bitching about down You know no, but like I didn't like the original I didn't like the sci-fi remake the sci-fi was with the system friend Yeah, the sci-fi remake was actually a lot more true to the book, but I'm such a fan of the Lynch version right well That's kind of a sure I really just want him to head off to Twin Peaks and figure out who killed Bob Bob the Colonel Happy He loves the game Character no I was often from a character and dude.
He's also the quote-quote detective in Twin Peaks He's not the quote-quote detective in Twin Peaks. So fuck off He's also the Colonel and how I met your mother sorry the captain see of the happy sad face Happy set no, I know and that's a total Kyle McLaughlin thing where he always looks okay from here up and then the bottom You're like, yeah, oh kind of the same problem. It's just I was like hold on No, I don't think so two angles. I'm so sad that nobody's video is like six people taking a picture I don't know which way to look and then all of a sudden I have the same nose I'm Seriously not okay with something remaking do the same way that I'm yeah I actually really just went out I sent you that article like a thousand years ago about the joke about there being like 1,000 26 hour version of the David Lynch doin that he never released and then Kyle McLaughlin put up a Appreciation slot It was so funny.
Hold on. I'll see if I can find it now. We're running weird on this one Let's we got nothing going on. It's a lot of stuff going on Well, I just why would you take perfection in it and try it because they think they can do it with camera Thanks because because you think you can prop because nostalgia Is it shut well, okay, that's all Joe.
No, no, that's not the subject. That's the fact that people forgot. It was a movie People are talking about some more butts this one guy that can't pour water. He's got the dick of a horse.
It's just you'll Brenner Sorry, he was in the West world. Yeah, I know I got it. I just uh, you know, bros. I'm just thinking that I don't actually does it He's a force.
I'm a firm believer that Hollywood. He was for me out of ideas and We're remaking things that were done well the first time. So why do we recreate him for any other reason than profit? I don't need any Blade Runner.
I don't shit me neither. It's not a word. It's a simple might as well make my song remake doom I guess I'm never gonna need a new Blade Runner So I just want to talk about DC TV Which apparently doesn't include Gotham it does not because it's owned by Fox and it's also it's kind of sucking not involved in What is it called invasion which starts this week? I would have just said the irreversible So we're on the no, no invasion starts this week tonight premieres the Supergirl episode Medusa that starts the whole Yeah, the crossover thing the invasion come on like what what I'm sorry.
Supergirl sucks. It's yeah But you know they're gonna do a four-part crossover. Yeah, they were but they also said it was gonna be a musical and that fried my badge out There are aliens and we're gonna fight them There are a I guess it's a lead actress of Supergirl whose name I can't remember and Duster send flash met when they both worked on You know like I said they met when they both worked on glee the actress from Supergirl. She's late She was on glee in the later seasons right and her name is low acting free Okay, my whole point we haven't had DC TV in a couple weeks There's really not been an episode of flash arrow anything So you do see sabotage on the less episode of flash which was the last episode of DC TV before Invasion which is starts this week, okay, which we have not gotten into which we've been to next week I'm not buying them as a speed god I heard the comics.
He wasn't and also he looked at Megatron. Look what the fuck I look like maybe flat so I think if I had to do the I did it math I honestly don't I don't see the I know I'm gonna get it right now, but just but when you have it's a mega flap. Yeah, he meant to yeah You're gonna be here. So just let me have it.
What's up Megatron? No, you're you're the you're the moss and menace of the moss and menace combination of speedsters I think his issue is that it feels like a muddled concept. It doesn't feel like I've had your intention I think that like sabotage which Are we having the same or Starching no, I just I am touching them Where's your real great? I real great in terms of lazy.
I think that looks really bad I think that in the comic in the comic he was very heavily armored for no reason And I think that like in we talked about this that we don't like there's another speedster as a bad guy But But what what? Don't start we actually have to get through this but that sabotage uses his speed to chop as a strategic defense like he has a null A notion field its strategic That's not a word. You just made up a word box. No, that was a joke from a fucking bill glutton The fact that he does use his feet as like a defensive or strategic way that Barry wouldn't So in the comics that Wally wouldn't do you think he's smarter than Barry or do you think he just sees himself in a different way?
Both okay both continue The fact that it looks like Megatron My god, so I'm guy screaming at each other like a bunch of drag queens backstage Transformer is kind of fucking ridiculous. What's your next note fine, so the alt-me reveal No, no, no I always thought the spike said never smack table but the The fact that Julian is Julian sands is Dr. Alchemy Dracomalfoid is Him and he has a bunch of points for Slytherin this season. Yeah, apparently did like you know I'm happy to see him acting again.
I'm surprised. I said he hasn't really had a bit of a quiz Like I said, I mean like the last thing that I saw him was getting him to greek and he played himself Have you seen him anything since then I would agree disagree that he was in getting the Greek? He was he had a cameo when they are in the club scene in London. He played himself and Jonah Hill made a bunch of really hilarious No, that's not right.
Thank you. I'm sorry. I hit the table Anyways, I'm glad to see you glad to see him acting again I find it very strange. She's acting on a small screen especially with a network like the CW I expected him to do something a little bit bigger admittedly as he's got older.
He still looks super young and awkward So you can't cast him as a man. No, he's not he's skinny and weird. It's like banging Joffrey. We have three of it's it's not good So who'd you rather bring?
Joffrey or Malfoy or Mount or Dracomalfoid? Always Dracomalfoid. Who's ever the least lazy? I'm actually pretty sure that like sexually or in general in general.
I just Joffrey doesn't even know. That's how I see TV right now. Like as I see DC TV right now. Flash is the least lazy.
No. No, like DC is not lazy So Arrow is actually working pretty hard right now to try and redeem themselves from their shitty fucking season. They have to. It was so bad I said Doug and I just told them about how to see something I never saw it But I watch it.
Like I said, no, I sent Doug an article about how the season finale of Arrow was so bad What actually I did get tricked into watching Arrow over the rest part. Like I said, the season finale of Arrow was so bad that their subreddit turned into a Arrow double subreddit. That's how bad the finale was. List.
And we can talk about the rest of this. Last week and I talked about it as a red shirt that I hadn't cut up on Agents of Shield and I didn't care. Boo! And dead silence because I've never seen the show.
No, because it's fucking terrible. It's boring and it's stupid. Just keep living your life. Actually, it's ABC.
It's not that it's ABC. It's that it's lazy and I don't like it and it's not interesting and the lead character Daisy is fucking terrible. I don't really want to like it because it's a weird introduction but I fucking don't. I've tried to watch it many times.
And if I binge it, I'm okay with it. If I watch it, it's fucking terrible. I caught up on Shield and it's actually it's a show that I really don't care about when I fall behind on. But when I binge on it, I find out.
When you binge on it, it's okay. It's not good. It's just okay. I do the same thing with cocaine.
When you binge on it, it's okay. Sometimes when it's... But it's one it's weak, it's not good. When it's good, it's great.
But you're like, man, you haven't done it in a while. Okay. What else do you have, Doug? Red shirts.
Oh, we're already on red shirts. No, no, we're not. I watched Bad Moms. How was it?
I love Kirsten Bell. Actually, it's really funny. It's good. Well, I love Kirsten Bell.
She can do no wrong in my mind. And I think the good... I should be a hero. ...is very smart and very funny.
...and very passionate. She's super fucking hot. That is not a question. Nothing to do with her being hot.
She's crazy fucking hot but she's really mean. I think that Mila Kunis from a comedic standpoint, I think that Mila Kunis was probably the most underrated actress in that set me show. Like I said, she's really good in that set me show. But like I said, the fact is that she married Ash and Kajur and he's a dickbag.
So that's right. He's really smart. He's not very smart. He's rich.
Yeah, how'd that steep job picture go? Oh, I'm sorry. Everybody paying to you and you were awful in it and I could only make it pre-waste of it. I'm a fast-mender one.
Thank you. You've said the same thing about Denyshopper. Denyshopper just talked... I'm not a huge Denyshopper fan.
What do you want? This is another story from another time you talk about German film, but... ...sometimes really snoring. I'm boring you.
That wasn't snoring a little pretend. Oh, you were just snoring. That was very funny. Okay, that's the same.
Actually, I would say... I was just saying, Ash and Kajur got tight-casts and I think he did a really good job of getting out of being tight-casts. No, he was a terrible and jobs. Fast-mender was still better.
It's a shitty story. It's a story about a genius that just... It's not a shitty story. He was badly directed.
Okay, well, that's his mistake. It doesn't make him less of a human being or less okay. Do you have any time? Uh, Katherine Han is a defining.
Uh, Katherine Han is a spindling recent everything she's in. And her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her. Like I said, I hated the goods. I fucking hated the goods.
That's show... With Jeremy Piven. It was awful. However, Katherine Han, like I said, Katherine Han in the goods was hilarious.
I'm 40 years old. Jeremy Piven, for me. Jeremy Piven and Gross Point Blank is one of my favorite characters in the world. God, I love him and Gross Point Blank.
But I'm talking about Katherine Han in the goods. Yeah, I was a pig attention to you. I'm sorry, that was my fault. You're a dick, what?
But Katherine Han in the goods. When she resales the minivan, is fucking hilarious. And she's beautiful and she's interesting and she's funny. Like pretty much everything she's done.
The bad moms are Katherine Han, Chris and Bell and Milakunas. I think it's really funny. I don't know if you've watched it, but the good place with Chris and Bell is completely worth watching. That's a show, we'll talk about later.
It's really smart. It's got really interesting, like I said, it's got really interesting, like, ethnic possibilities. I'm more comedy than I am nerd and I really enjoy committing timing and which is something that I firmly believe it cannot be taught. She's hilarious, so it's Chris and I'm gonna say, so it's Han.
I agree with you. They're so fucking funny. Katherine Han is. Also, she's just so foxy.
Like that one of the things... She plays like the sexy single mom. Like on it, like it's so funny. But she's just so smart too though.
I was watching con man, which is a series on... Dead silence. No, you don't have any attention actually. Which is a series on Vimeo, which will appear on...
That means there's a first season? Yeah. Second season will appear on, I believe... Oh god.
My name network. It's cute. It's online. Multimia is also British, so...
You know, I don't remember what the second is and beyond. Careful. I don't know what the first season is on Vimeo. Con Man, which is by Helen.
Tudic. You're not talking about con man? No, con man. Well, you know what I'm talking about though when I say con man.
I think it's no. I think it's correctors. Well, yes, but there's a BBC show called con man. No, this is about on Tudic.
Created by Ellen Tudic. Written, directed by both. Yeah. You keep saying Tudic.
That's it, perhaps. It's last thing. Tudic. Yeah, there's a D.
Anybody back here from my one or no? Nope, just Tudic. Sorry. I love it.
It's about him playing a guy who struggles in the convention circuit as a pilot from a cult sci-fi show. Oh my god, that's not right for him. Honestly, who does it? No, but it's just, like I said, because of his firefly flame.
Oh, like, I think it's just... Like I said, because of his fame and firefly, and frankly, he's actually had a lot of other success in movies and in TV after that, but people remember him. Same thing with the... As wash.
As I say, same thing with him and Baldwin. Alec Baldwin. That's what they remembered for. They've done lots of other things.
This is a show where... Oh, and Tudic. Fuck off. Tudic.
Tudic. That's how it's pronounced. Is trying to resurrect his career as his friend, I believe Jack Moore, becomes a big film star played by Nathan Fillion. God, I love Nathan Fillion.
Now hold on. This is the... Oh, what's Nathan Fillion doing today? Shut the fuck up.
Because this will be... Caught me like that. That's what I thought. The greatest, as well as you can get to the closest of a firefly resurrection.
Not below received. That well received. That's... Full straights on it.
And Shepherd Dolly. We'll get to that in a second. Okay, we have a second. We'll get to that.
We've got to get to that. We've got to get to that. Oh. Finish your thoughts.
We can move on. Is that a bad joke? No. Did you just...
Per? Yeah. Sean Moore, Joel Strait. Gina Torres.
Oh, that's a great one. You have... Yeah, no. What's your name?
That's Merkle Howard. Yeah, so we're glad it pops up. Oh, because the other one is... Well, we can pops up.
Sean Aspen pops up. I mean, there are so many... Can't be asked? Yeah.
That's... God damn it. Watch it. Watch Con Man.
I believe it's on Vimeo for the first season. For the second season, it's on... Like, comic... Something HQ.
Something British? No, it's American. I'll post something about that. I'll post something about that.
I'll post it. You're a co-host? What was it? Well, the face doesn't say good things.
Well, no... No, the rears will be started from Harlequin Smith or... Well, he's... When he said Lily Rose Depp, yes.
Yeah. Despite both of their fathers being involved and both of their mothers, actually. Not good. Her mother actually does.
Not good. How about... Coming from the guy who made Chasing Amy. Like, this is not his best film.
I try to tell me it's emotionally vacant. It's not emotionally vacant. It's... It's emotionally vacant.
It's physically vacant. It's... You're trying to tell me it's an unintentional cash grab? It's not a cash grab at all.
It's just... Bad? Why? Because he wanted to make a movie with his daughter.
And he did. And he made with his... With her best friend, who's joined up with his daughter. He's just right now.
And it's a very original idea of... Trying to be good. Of two convenience, clerks, like fighting weird sausage... In Nazis?
Or bratsies. Is there... In bratsies? Yeah.
Bratsies. No, thank you. I love that he's making movies that are original and his ideals. Like, I love that.
But... What are... It's not a good idea to you then. Huh?
Where is that deal to you then? He's small, he's independent, he's emotional. He's dialogue. Well, yes, but I'm just saying.
I think he's ever proven anything. No, he's been in film books about that for years. Like I said, he's small, he's independent, he's emotional, he's dialogue. Right, but he's dialogue.
And Yogarz was more action than dialogue. Like, he was trying to step out of that realm like he was in real state. Okay, fine. Which...
Did you like Jasing Amy? I didn't. Didn't you? I loved Jasing Amy.
Like I said, the whole moment... That's the best movies. Like I said, no, the whole moment when she's talking to him after he proposes a three-way, she lays out to him all the reasons why it won't work. That's like one of the most real dialogue.
No. Where are we talking about? No, in Jasing Amy. Oh yeah, yeah.
When she has him in Brody in the same room, and he proposes a three-way, and she lays out to him all the reasons why a three-way would never work. I also just wanted to hear you say three-way again. But... You can say three-way as many times as you want.
But she's like, what happens is... When Jason Lee lays out the character sketch of the intersection of Santa Claus that you should find out the looks of... Not a friendly lesbian. Yeah.
On the men who didn't like it. It's pretty spot on. I'm a drinker. And I love that scene.
But like I said, at the end of the movie, when Brody and Jason Lee are there with Amy, and like I said, he's like, you should have a three-way. And Brody's like, okay, and she's like, fuck you. I'm not sure for what happens if any of one of these scenarios happens. That's a very real conversation.
I absolutely agree with you. And as a person with a penis. I really enjoyed the idea. But your pen is in her badge enough.
I really enjoy the idea of two lesbians entertaining me with the idea that I can do something. Oh, that's never happened. Yeah, no. It's only the camera.
No, no, no. But Jason Amy is... Oh, you're no, it's no. I just got cut off.
But I love Jason Amy. I love Jason Love Story. The same way that I love... I love it as a relationship story.
I would never know what a love story. Yes. Okay, then I love... I love Mandy's Boy.
Mandy's Girl. Mandy's Boy. Well, kinda. But like I said, Mandy's Boy.
I mean, girl, girl was lesbian. Like, there's all that... No, like I said, I like it as a relationship story. But, I mean, yeah, you can't change a person's for a human being.
No, you can't. Absolutely. I'll make it for you. First time I saw it, we talked about this earlier, and you might have been there.
First time I saw Broke back then, I was like, that is the worst movement I've ever seen. Yay! And the funniest thing I've ever seen is the family guy when the horse... Oh my God.
The horse looking in the fucking tent. Oh my God. Oh my God. What are they doing in there?
And he goes up to the horse and he goes, run! Run! And so, but then I went to Probeg.com to get him. It's just a love story.
It's a story about a romance between two people. Well, then how is it different? Because the situation is different. It's a romance that's different.
The only thing that separates the two is isolation. No, the only thing that's different is that actually nothing's different between the two of them because they go them the same way. And go... It's about a romance that just doesn't work.
Just because you love somebody doesn't mean it's gonna work out. I call those weekdays. Yeah? So, it's a story about a different day.
My favorite Kevin Smith movie of all time. Chasing Amy. Just Chasing Amy. I'm not a huge fan of the soundtrack.
I think it's Warring and Dribbitive. Fuck you. I disagree. Yeah.
What's your notes note, Doug? I got a shirt. Where are our records? Finish your girlfriend.
No, actually where are we? I got that correction. So, red shirts are something we feel they need to mention, but it's only one sentence. Anything?
I call it the lead. We're almost done. What do we talk about? Okay, red shirt.
Why is it DC? We call it Q. No, we call them red shirts because on Star Trek if you're a red shirt, you die. It's a one-cent.
I'm a short. Also a great family guy. A segment. It's a one-cent slot.
Red shirt. DC heroes versus aliens? Why don't they just call it invasion? I thought it wasn't.
It is, but it's still being promoted, marketed as heroes versus aliens. Red shirt. I've started following an Instagram called Movie Cats where they reenact movie scenes with their cats. Instead of the alien bursting out of its stomach, it's just a cat bursting out of a shirt.
Well, good time. That's horrible. No, it's hilarious. Midworble.
Brian, Richard? Yeah, Richard. I've got nothing because everything I came up with was all the things that you told me I'm not allowed to say. Fair enough.
Correction, Department? Uh, Julia, uh, Julia has like gone for an engine. Fuck off. Angelina Jolie?
Angelina Jolie has nothing to do with teeth. Didn't she produce it? No. Why was she supposed to do it?
Why was her name attached to the project? It wasn't at all. It was when they promoted it. It was.
No, it wasn't. Yeah, so the giant movie has nothing to do with it. Angelina Jolie's name was attached to the project. She was on a writer, she was on a producer, she was on an over-disirge.
This was what, like five years ago? Uh, close on time. Was she the start of tire? No.
Okay, then I've never, never in my heart of interpreted hearts ever heard that Angelina Jolie had anything to do with teeth. Do we have more corrections? Nope. Um, it's Stakes I Made This Week.
Everything's terrible and I'm drinking my face off. Doug? I'm not probably. Everything's terrible and I'm drinking my face off.
Brian, any mistakes you made this week? Sorry, my repeating myself. I'm not calling. So, um, I think social contract, I'm going to go with the same one.
Stop standing in the middle of that goddamn sidewalk. What does it even mean? It means to be aware of the surroundings. So I'm going to come up with this as a vote, Trump.
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