185. 2000-Year-Old Head, Again??

Lords: Danny Kim Topics: Animorphs My keyboard is registering double inputs again help me Youtube channels that summarize movies like Cliff's Notes https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyXD1jAZBdZ4u0K-GLYC77Q/videos https://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=2799 CatGPT M3gan; technology horror movies You don't get points for coins in Super Mario World! Microtopics A video game man. The Animorphs train. Children committing war crimes and having to live with the consequences. How many books are in the Animorphs series. The Visser Chronicles. Yeerks living in the Yeerk pool. Finding the person whose car you stole and explaining "here's your car back, I did a bunch of war crimes in it" Hearing someone explain Animorphs repeatedly and never forming a single opinion. The horror of noses moving around. Refusing to read graphic novels because you can't read and look at pictures at the same time. Animorphs: Shattered Reality. Why boys don't read Animorphs. Marco turning into an Andalyte. Eating via your hooves. F for Furry. The canonical source for all sexualities. Non-Consensual Dippin' Dots. Haunted Headphones. How to compliment your partner's flams. Taking a movie and turning it into a TikTok. The dude from Dark with the face. Twisted social experiment: whoever survives til the end gets to live. 2000 Year Old Head Again?? Blind Man Who Robbers Are Trying To Avoid For A Movie. This Garfield Comic is Too Highbrow. A Simple Rhyming Man. I Had a Lover's Quarrel with the World. A chat bot that only replies with cat memes. An extremely asymmetric cat. Hiding inside the couch. A cat wearing a neckerchief. AI dolls in horror movies. A movie that is advertised relentlessly on whatever wavelength you're on. Content warning: hilarious child death. The whole movie theater will laugh. Haunted TikTok. Topic Lords M3gan Edition. Robot vs. Firmware Updates. Robot vs. EULA. Horror stories about firmware updates. A toilet that screams at you if you're not licensed to shit in it. Bathrooms that self clean whether you're still in there or not. How many points coins are worth in all the different Mario games. Incentivizing children to stomp on goombas. Frog Fractions as an expression of score-related trauma. An email where it's hard to tell who is fucking with whom. The kind of people who like a game and leave a negative review on Steam that is clearly a joke but actually click the thumbs down button. Curling: the most horny sport. The game where people crouch really low and try to get a stone into a button. Playing Frog Fractions for 420 hours. The modern experience of being verified on Twitter. The time Frog Fractions was crashing when you played it in France.