185: Kneeless In Palm Springs

The Burning Maze, ch. 1 to 7 No. I refuse to share this episode of my podcast. It was the lowest, most awful content in my nearly-four-years of podcasting. Disaster. Heartbreak. I will not let you listen to it. ... Hey, why are you still here? Go away! But alas, I suppose I have no choice. Doubtless, Moonshot expects us to tell you the story of Apollo's punishment. It's not enough that we had to discuss our opinions on social media and military surplus stores. It's not enough that we had to talk about Grover's character burning brighter than ever in the wake of real life climate disaster. It's not even enough that I had to censor like half of our conversation about the intimate details of how satyrs and cloud nymphs make babies. On top of all that, I was forced to write this description in the form of this book's opening. Come back next week for The Burning Maze, ch. 8 to 14! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls) Join our Discord! (https://discord.gg/XnhhwzKQ8d) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147) This podcast is powered by Pinecast.