Hello and welcome to Noah Plaz, Just the Clap, the only show that asks, Deb, do you have a dinner party? No, I would never have a dinner party. You have hired a company to provide the food and decor... In a perfect world, Deb, you are throwing a dinner party, and you're okay with it.
I know. Maybe Jake Erickson. No. So, you can invite only living...
They were gonna like it. Only living? So, maybe... Did you get turned into a fan party with that one?
I didn't see that. Yeah, it's like a point. Do they cuddle? No, no, no.
I've never got to be the other one. You can invite one politician. One comedian, one musician, and an actor and actress. Well, that's obvious.
Chris Evans and Hannah Ferris. Okay. Actor and actress. Okay, I said, I think they'd be super fun.
Eugene Merman, just because I want to see him actually interact with her. Oh, and Eugene Merman? No, I just want to see him actually interact with people. I really do.
Uh-huh. Politician. Jesse the Body of Ventura. Come on.
Oh, him and Eugene Merman. Exactly. Wow, you didn't wait there at this time. What did I miss?
Uh, musician. Musician. I kind of just want to do for Rob Williams because I want to see him interact with his people. And his hat.
Yes, him and his hat. You know, just for all his hat. I almost want to do C. Low Green just because I also want to see him interact with those people.
But I mean, it's also just one of those. I mean, I even do Snoop Dogg's. I think he'd be fucking hilarious. I didn't even think about Renee Harris.
Shit. That was good. Yeah, see, there's my dinner party. I'll do Jesse the Body of Ventura, either for all Williams or Snoop Dogg, Anna Ferris and her husband Chris Evans and Eugene Merman.
She's not very Chris Evans. She's not very Chris Evans. She's not very Chris Evans. She's not very Chris Evans.
She's not Chris Evans. I was like, why wouldn't you do Chris Pratt? No, I mean, I'm not Chris Pratt. Sorry.
There's too many Chrises. Yeah. Okay. Okay.
Let's not get that song stuck in our head. No, let's not. But like I said, no, like I said, that would be my dinner party. I actually really would love to see Eugene Merman and Chris Pratt interact with each other because they could be fucking hilarious.
I'm stuck on Eugene Merman and the body. Yeah. Okay. Here's the thing that was like it's Jesse the Body of Ventura.
If it's Jesse the Body of Ventura, I'm very like really strangely drawn to invite James to do me and just so they can be like dueling Jesse the Body of Ventura's. Just somebody. I got down to leave. I got down to leave.
I actually kind of want to see him like doing. It won't take you much time to think. When was the last time you wanted predators? I've been water-boarding.
I do whatever day for breakfast. Milk, juice, water-board. I think he says water-board. I think he says water-board.
Cereal, toast, orange. Yeah. No, my, obviously my comedian was Patton. Patton as well.
I wouldn't do it now. No, but like in just in general, like I was- No, it's a general person, yes, but I think the man's gonna be- actually I don't know if he'll ever come back. Actually, they just posted a- well not just posted. He wrote an article.
He feels rolled in my hand. I like it. That's why we had to get into the portion. Not us, not us.
Not us, but that is my new. That's what she said. Because apparently I burned out. That's how we got to- how we got to kids.
So now it's- so now it's- that's why we had to get into the portion. Not us, not us. Devin Dog never had to get into the portion. Put that out there in the universe.
Uh, the cat agrees. She thinks it's great. The heat. He thinks it's great.
And it's the dragon cat. Uh, the dragon cat too. This is rambly. You don't think you're funny.
I- I- well, always think I'm funny, but that joke was good. No, I had- I had Patton. I had Trump. Just- yeah.
Just for sure. I'd rather have Alec Baldwin doing Trump than have Trump. Uh, I don't know if that count. Alec Baldwin's vaguely beliggle.
Oh, you might have a fun- you might have a fun dinner party dude. Uh, Baldwin and Kim Basinger. Ha, ha, ha. That's not fun dinner party.
I'm serious. I'm serious. I'm not an awkward fan. I'm honestly- I'm saying that in an awkward fan.
I honestly say at one point I said I could poke the bear into Brad and Angelina. Shh, like just- That's not a fun dinner party. I'm talking about something that would be entertaining. Oh, yeah.
No, I'm talking pure train wreck value for me personally. That's why mine was better than yours. Yes, absolutely. Also, you totally just- BAM, like you knew your answer.
I had to think about it. I still don't think I have a really good musician. I think Blake Schwartz and Bach, but it's kind of a guinea. I read a lot of celebrity gossip and I sometimes wonder how these people would interact with each other.
Yeah? Like I almost kind of just want to see Alan Thicke. Not Alan Thicke. Robin Thicke, his son.
You don't see Alan Thicke now. Oh. The train wreck is trying to interact with some beautiful people. I'm not sure.
I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm sure.
I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure it's just absurd.
No, I'm not sure. I mean, I'm sure. I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure I've been and I have more to share with the actual actress because he's a known womanizer. Yeah, he's got a dick recording to- His video?
His video? Yeah. Just because we can totally trust that. So I kind of like- But Pharrell- Pharrell- Pharrell- Right?
Pharrell is happily married with the Chinese. Yeah, it was with Pharrell. Yeah, yeah, yeah, cause Pharrell is like the new baby face. I was like, you get him to, you know, I was like, he was more Temberland than the new Temberland.
Okay? Is he named after the boot? I'm not sure. Jesus New Missy Elliot Sure, no, I mean you could you miss him to missy I miss him to missy this started yesterday because one of my coworkers trying to out lyric me and he said room broom Who got the keys to the jeep and I'm like Missy Elliot and shut him down immediately and I really miss the skills of him on Bill's like I said I really miss a new Missy Elliot album and I was thinking about that because she did that really good Remix with Timberland for can you work it?
Can you work it? Let me work it? Put my thing down flip it and reserves it. Yeah, you know the song if you saw the song But I miss Missy Elliot.
I mean I'm glad that she's healthier now and she's skinny But I also liked her when she was a big old chubby girl and did bitch back in the 90s You know what I don't miss or the rap videos that happen in like the inside Yeah, the inside of like a hollowed out plane and they're all in like inflated fat suits Okay, that was Missy Elliot and bitch still a good song. No puffing and maced it too. Oh my god They did but that was also superficial. He's not he's not puffy anymore, but well neither is Missy Elliot You know mace actually quit became a preacher and doesn't do music anymore DMX Not really or about problems or about problems.
That's DMX's name. His name is Earl. Yes. No, I mean his name is Earl.
Yes Okay, like I said no DMX is not a creature now. He got drug problems and legal problems and custody problems Okay, so you got like 90 million kids. Yeah problems. Well, he's gonna get it to you.
I'm sorry. I still love that song. Oh, yeah That reminds me so I got my my metrics for Spotify. Yeah, I did about this this week Yeah, I got more than from Spotify apparently they think I need to be listening to more of those dead and even Talk you spot by you.
Do I say this on I think I told you a really quick I think I took about when you brought up your spot for list when I got an Amazon gift card from then-girlfriend's mom And I was looking for a cheap copy of Assassin's Creed 2 Yeah, and I had good I searched for a sass and so much that it recommended a Nicholas Sparks book to like even things out I was like never okay, so I can't remember the name of the almost got to meet Nicholas Sparks He had he had a signing reading at the day job. I just want to know what he's like is a real person Barely is really funny. That's not what I meant I want to know his emotional state as real person because it feels like if you spend this much time idealizing these romantic relationships and killing people or Well, they always like the look the dark turn words. It's all timers or their mailboxes I'm sorry Haunted or like I said this is the end of the notebook in the book is so much fucking worse than the movie Because like I said in the movie they died within a short period each other in the book the husband lives were quite some time after the wife Dies and that's so much worse because there could be only one Oh, no, everything So now I'm trying to take a muscle relaxer and watch Highlander is that some kind of weird tradition?
I like to do muscle relaxers have a couple drinks and watch sci-fi movies, but not Highlander to That would be doesn't exist. I watch the matrix a lot. Yeah, that makes sense. I must well I see I take my first time.
I thought it was a mushroom I then I think it's been half an hour to pull the plug in the back I had a super great interaction with one of my coworkers the other day because his parents apparently have zero boundaries And so they let him know he was conceived on a Christmas Eve at around 3 o'clock in morning They were both hallucinating on mushrooms. Awesome. So every New Year's Eve slash New Year's day around 1 o'clock He has a really weird time. I Honestly not that I think about that much but honestly based on my parents relationship now Which is not existent in the fact that they got divorced before you have physical memories of them ever being married I just assume alcohol had to play department.
It's funny cuz your mother doesn't drink that shit Maybe she's like it's like a weird thing where she's like oh my god if I drink I'll get pregnant like Don't text her now. I don't have her member. Don't you? Yeah, for number just isn't it?
Well, let's talk about movies. I Or we could be talking about myself sad. Okay. I don't know if we've announced it on the podcast yet that Brandon and I've broken up I nothing went wrong.
We just didn't work out. We were still friends. We were still friendly. It's not like he's going anywhere It's like I said, we broke up shortly before Thanksgiving and now it's got to the point where I asked him for one thing Which was to announce his presence whenever he came into my work But I think it's been long enough and I tell him he could stop doing that But yeah, I think I intimated a little bit in general in terms of Nothing bad happened.
We just didn't work out Different strokes both of us took both of us took new jobs and neither of us prioritized the relationship and that's extremely telling Right, so it's just stuff things stuff and things and stuff now help back is over there But I don't think you can see him from your angle now as a sailor hat and The cheat yeah the cheat from if you pick him up and throw him down He still screams even though he was only a 38 year in tea and it's been like eight years You know, I feel like I should try and sell him back to the company No, you cheated them. It's good. It works No, but it's one of those things where it's like with a car company when you go like X number of years and your car still works And they want to buy it back and take a look at it or put it in the museum I feel like I should do that with them. I think we should cut it up and study like oh my god.
No You're not cutting open the cheat Even though he's grounded Okay, what was that I can do slash oh if you do not see that okay, so in on homestarrunner.com Which no longer exists it was a flash website that you all know just to basically make sure they're skilled flash So at one point they make a joke about the cheat getting privileges where they put a light switch low for him So we can turn on off the lights and he throws a light switch wave and that's the music that he's doing He's turning on and off the light. Oh, it's which way you can go in Exactly the system is down the system is down. But yeah, like I said, they make a really weird little tech No song for the cheese but like I said, I feel like I should sell that back to the company because it still works because it's been Almost 10 years shows not been relevant for a long time. Yes, but that's what prom doors named after the Bernadour exactly Right here right here.
I like that you okay. I like that that just got recorded by the way You had to explain it wasn't from an STD You're a ginger yeah, yeah You can't do your head No, joke somebody said something I'm like and that was that make me from my vagina in high school did you see the What was it it was the between two firms that's that Galafinakis and Miss wife just had a baby you made a female apple Just seem that way no anyways, you mean just a chesty. I eat it smoky Wait, hold on Jessica chest ain't in her husband had another baby or is that gillefin? Okay?
That's right. Oh my god. I guess and his wife just had a second child. So the second one okay?
That's another boy, but that kind of puts like the hamper on his whole thing about how his dad said Oh, you've got a great last name. Yeah, start to the gal ends at a kiss. He went can I change my name to the galafin not fuck? I'll exile a phone sure do I say but anyway, uh Yeah, that was horrible With us and frankly or unless you listen to that galafin ockison calm I think you're walk no we're walking home from somewhere, but I don't remember from where we came across a license plate that had a bunch of Exes in it.
I was like the telephone. It's all I got no you said eyes. I love phone sure do I sure what was it? It's I sure xylophone Do I have a phone because it's I sucks this I was just one of those things where you popped out with that I think I'd laugh for two blocks like it now.
I can't look at it It was I Sx Dix no, but you admit to me that you play that game of license plates pretty much constantly I do That's one of the two like super deep weird Mid- and see baby to me the other one being the jockrocking which we won't go into no so yeah I have this thing in my head where when I'm on the road because I'll talk about this I'm we were driving from my place the lizzies to record that's what that happened And I will I was laughing like so hard I don't I don't explain the game I just say the result of it at the time like I said we were right next to my own high on the highway I hope we said something horribly appropriate. I started laughing so fucking hard I thought you're gonna squirm off the road and what it is is that when I see what I'm like behind a car or an extra car At a red light or your board. Yeah, yeah, or on the long stretch of highway. I will try to make the most inappropriate Nickname for that person based on the letters in their license plate I'm not gonna say some of them because they're horribly We already have the explicit tag go ahead no because and can go a lot of different ways It's not good.
It's always not good sure. Let's listen to the gangster rap It's like I don't say that word unless I'm listening to juicy But I feel uncomfortable singing along with the song and saying that word He says it or do you know it says it in excellent give it to you like I was like almost uncomfortable We have there's the radio at it. Yeah, I don't have that because I'm not a pussy Um, what's what Spotify gives you? Let's put some fighting my opinion.
I'm not that person for us. I'm fine. What's the fuck? I'm They're badly acting tool So There's a chalk rock thing maybe I'll do it Yourself Person that's heard me ever do it.
I love it It cracks me up every time I think about it especially because it's so self-deprecating Well, I don't think it's fictional. I mean, it's not The content I think it was loosely based on the fact that she said what that cracks me up every time. That's the very beginning. I know I know I think it was a Basically based on the fact that like a pet nose.
What was talking about Jockrocking his life. Yeah, I thought what's most ridiculous thing I can think of to Jockrock and Watching currently those way so no eating salty team crackers and watching I thought away everyone sucks like something something was that when he was like suffering from depression or was it just I'm jockrocking his life. Yeah, and it's the whole thing about theirs a lot of Mexicans out today So he's talking about the camera in my phone in my home in my office do not put a microphone in my car Because that is the FBI's Christmas list party. Yeah Christmas party.
Yeah, it's like he's listening to he's singing Abba He's still singing Abba. It's the entire album. It's all about gold. Yeah, it's not who's good cute little puppy in the world Yeah, I'm a girl's my friend world.
I have a lot of you It's something about the Like it's like peppermint paws and Something A baker street He's the cutest little puppy on Baker Street But just funny because he reuses that for the family that version of Doug loves movies when he's talking He's the black Mary Buggerer of Baker Street. Yeah, you're the big bugger They were crossed Who runs us in a family? No, there's nothing wrong with women better men. I just don't remember him Sorry, not the we're very sorry.
It's just you know, no, she's sorry. I'm fine That was the first podcast I ever think I ever forced you listen to cuz I called you up walking down 17th Which is this weird fucking wind tunnel So I think you could barely hear me because of the wind screaming with laughter telling you needed to listen to the Dunslev movies What's the first podcast I've ever listened to? Because I called you and then you recommend laughing so fucking hard Like I said because it was the exact words of I think David Cross we bought a zoo being the family up version of Mr Hands and I was laughing so hard. I was crying I was walking into a vengeop and I called you and you weren't like you didn't take me seriously I'm like, you know what?
Just do me a solid list of this and you called me back the next day telling me I'm starting laughing telling me how right it was and you're like this is exactly what we need to do with our ranset fire Walk with me. Did you ever listen to? Okay, but Fuck you that was a movie you didn't like the day about came you went that's not what the conversation was about the conversation Was I called you up? I'm telling me I called you up drunk telling you that Michael would not watch the lander with me and it turned into a conversation About David Bowie came he was cuz I was talking about how David Bowie doesn't age I'm still pissed about I really never thought I would live in a world without David Bowie fuck you 2016 And I was listening to that like I said walking to work I was at like 13th and probably Pearl listening to that laughing so hard I couldn't read and I called you even though the way that that street is laid out It's just a freakin wind tunnel so you could probably barely hear me But I kept ranting about Alvin and the chipmunks breaking up and David Cross bearing the lead where Alvin had barricaded himself into the living room Is his bedroom?
I was actually David Cross talking about that and No, David Cross was let out his listening to it like a boy's group. Okay, but like I said I called you screaming with laughter and that was The second seed of podcast Was we gonna stop about movies and me? Yeah, like I said, there was a third motivator, but I don't know what it was I think it was just you being said I think The third one was actually business really because I think you'd recommend a nerd is to me I recommend a nerd is to you after Chris talked about being drunk and passing out this penis and a shoe Yeah, and It was one of the hostels which I didn't like and then came around to no cuz I told you you're like I hate the hostels I'm like listen to this host full. It's fantastic.
We can do a podcast without guests. Okay. Yeah Well, I was the third seed Well, I was gonna say the third seed was me going well as I said, I don't know what yeah in terms of starting a podcast Yes, it was like I said me calling you talking about Zoolander us listening to that podcast With mr. Hands me telling you that hostels were just as good as guest wise I'm here Well, like I said you hated them and I'm like listen to this one because I was crying with laughter in front of a 7-eleven At like first and Broadway and talking about the shoe quote cradling the stock of his penis Yeah Because it's supposed to be a shameful confession, but it was just so funny It's very like something about it was gonna say and then pretty shortly after that actually you and I started doing test episodes Which song that's in the light of the day?
Oh, yeah, they are. Oh, the GI Joe step it up conversation That was our test episode. It's like to pull a mitzel on oh, you know, I don't know when I'll put it up But it does soon out cuz we've talked about it. It wouldn't be good It was a recording equipment.
It was literally us testing an episode and seeing how Santa works Yeah, it's it's most about GI Joe and step it up Step up is it step up is it step up it's just step up. Oh shit. That's where Shane is it's Meaning that his wife. Yeah, that's why you're not step it up.
Just step up step it up is like the DVD You like work out to ring probably using the same songs and step up Speaking of movie stars where it movies. Let's talk about movies sure You want me to write yes, yes, oh you're gonna be um Okay, well There's not a whole lot on the list that you know I can do my own I can't want tips opinion on this. I will say I'll talk about it on Dan Which is a double equipment on the roses another show on this fine fine network that uh, well is he's Christmas gift to me was straight car Yeah, sneaky cards play it forward, which is this kind of deck cards that you leave cards for strangers or you do a Thing or you know charitable thing like letting someone behind your line go first or you buy coffee for someone behind you And then you hand him the card which is like a playing card and then they Proceed to reciprocate him and literally pay or play it forward I my new solution was to do one card a week because it's like 53 cards. I think and I'm almost three cards in and at a time of recording it is the second Okay, well, I'm not like on an hourly thing So the others I We don't talk about a I need your opinion on I'm sure you overheard me one Obviously we had a post a little disclaimer at the top of last episode But rest in peace carry Fisher and then Debbie Reynolds a one two fucking punch Actually I was gonna go top fisher on that one as well as well as It obviously a I do want to say like it wasn't meant as a disrespects that long last episode the day before Carrefers passing I honestly think that she was in worse shape than the living on in the day on a full plug on Christmas That that's my theory.
I know that when my dad's mom was was going through hospice and she was on you know Basically hospice care well, I was gonna say like you know the priest is waiting for the tortured last rites I'm just waiting for the nod You know it was at the end of the year she goes my grandmother went I will not room Christmas I will not room Christmas and she held out till March Yeah, I mean not just physically but yeah But she was like I'm not really Christmas I think that's what the Reynolds Fisher family thought I think that they weren't gonna have It had on Christmas I already of course George Michael goes No, I'm firsting last Christmas which for him it was No, not to be glib but I'm back that happened Very vague So they've actually been very vague about his cause of death But he's had a lot of health problems for a number of years I know he said a lot of long problems and like I said he's had some heart issues as well They say it was a cardiac arrest. They're not saying the cause but he's not been in great health for probably about eight years Oh, wow with eight years. Yeah, there's a reason why he's a good out of me In a four-quights-and-time Picture look care for sure So it being the second I will in this moment So we'll get into the last two but we do that. Sorry.
Go ahead. I know you fine But you know the one two punch of care Fisher and they'd be Reynolds they'd be around of course heartbreaking like last words were like I want to be a carry. I want to be a carry. I Will never forget how beautiful and talented she was in singing the right.
It's all they can think Oh, no, she was in so many other things. I will never forget her hilarious fucking cameo in Oh, she plays mom. No, I can't think of personal. She was a mom.
There's a mom and a lot of different things She was a mom and proposal right with that right and you can't look it up. You can't look it up. You can't look it up Scred it. I'm good.
This game. No, this is not good. Okay. What's the woman who starred in my big back week?
Yeah, her and the woman from the United States of Tara Tony kyleff yes her and Tony kyleff did a movie together where they both had to hide from a drug lord and they pretended to be drag leads And they're working in a drag club to one food. No, it's not What is the name of that frickin movie? It's gonna fucking piss me out of it. Sorry.
There's that movie No, but Debbie Reynolds makes a cameo in it as herself. Okay, because she was a huge gay icon much like Jerry Fisher All the enough both of them were big gay icons I mean, who doesn't well when you say big gay icons? They weren't gay there were icons in the gay community He said he doesn't want to dress up as Princess Leia in the guy between me There was actually a lot of time about that after that, you know, that was a sexual awakening for a lot of nerds That was the fair of Poster of a certain generation was Princess Leia in the sleep bikini realize that there was actually a really funny interview She did with Daisy on a relief Really where she's like I met this guy He's like I thought of you at least once a day every day since I had puberty And she's like people are gonna do that with you and Daisy really gets like the most like sour-mouthed fucking hilarious realization face Really? Yeah, how do you jack off to Rey?
I don't get it. She's dressed like a mummy Yeah, but she's just wearing like Bandages really I mean like her whole costume is just ace bandages. I but she's a badass and she's self-actual as I actualized But she look here with dirt nailed it like I said She's a strong powerful woman who takes her own destiny into her hands and she's super cute I honestly think she's forced to do so, but that's me She is she keeps wanting to go back to the desert planet. She wants to go back to you Parents that's not taking like destiny by the Paul's or horns or horn balls I imagine they're from Texas Like I said, but she takes what's dealt her and makes it who she is eventually, but that's the thing Same thing with Leia.
She takes what's dealt her and makes it who she is. Yeah, she owe that old wrong shit She's not a princess anymore. She's general. She's so princess.
No, no in the movie. She is general. She is not princess And then pyre right well Empire force awakens Enforce awakens isn't she a higher up like military rank and she's hired when they're on off I don't remember, but they still refer to her as princess. Yeah, but like I said enforce awakens She's general not princess.
She goes. Do they call us? How about her do they call it or again? They call it or again?
By the way, do we think Luke got the wrong end of the stick here in terms of Screen time no he's out in the middle of the desert the San Knuckle and she's a princess just in it Yeah, but he's watched over by an exiled Kenobi. So I mean they got up on somewhere Yeah, she's a she's a good man. I was gonna say she's a diplomat He's working on a moisture farm in the middle of fucking nowhere Get some power converters. It's like we got a Toshi station.
It's like I get it. I love it. I love it He's the spoiled teenager. I love how why not?
Like but it's very well. No, it's the teenage sensibility. I'm gonna talk to you station. It's a power converter.
I'm driving my sister Um, and it's one of those things where while he's doing that she's been in prison for working with the rebellion and resisting torture Yeah, we're driving the needles, right? Yeah, yeah You think that was that doing drag? No, she's not sharing needles. All right On that call back based on that something we didn't say on So I've been watching a lot of recalls drag recently And who would just put up the second season of all stars?
I'm very glad Alaska won because now she doesn't have to question herself work considering that Sharon needles won her season and Alaska Did not and now she's also been grabbing all star I get that you guys are excess now, but it's also nice to have that validation It's not a validation. What did you do it? I'm looking up every movie. I watched in 2016.
Yay So we've done this. This is what you're free. This is your three. I haven't done the math, but I'm Oh wait, I don't need the math.
I just need the information. In general I averaged I think a movie every Like 2.8 days. Yeah, yeah super slow down. I was looking to you know do you want to almost want a day?
Yeah, I would have preferred like 2.1 1.8 in terms of the math Yeah, but yeah, I did stop it. Well, you know part of the In terms of I can see like when I watched certain movies On on the Facebook page, but a lot of it was I was unemployed was watching a lot of stuff all of a sudden and then once I got a job it immediately slowed down So we're gonna start with That's that's in Spanish And not right remember sure it's a car. Yeah was the first thing I watched last year Sicario So yeah, that's not that's why So car yeah, so it's a car with Phenomenal phenomenal fucking it's up to like end of watch in terms of tension Yeah, absolutely. Is what's that a thriller was it psychological was it like A lot with film films is that they get marketed wrong like end of days well Yeah, well end of days was like it's one of those it's they wonder They really should have named it looked at repeat they want to pay because I found fudge ends Like well, it's not really with the holy body came thing But like I said, I think a lot of her films get marketed badly like what was the one with her and Matt Damon or he's the My Diamond or he was the politician that kept getting shit erased.
I don't know no She did it with Matt Damon as a politician and I believe what yeah, and she's married to one She's married to Chris Brzezinski from the office. Yeah, and they just had their second no They're like farther up than that. They like fuck no I just had their second child for the last six months Oh, but they were really grounded couple like in terms of like if you were to invite There's a reason why he hasn't worked much one because he's beef enough to roll into because they're very comfortable in their relationship I want to say they just had a second daughter, but I could also be foolish No, no, they only have two kids. I'm extremely sure of this.
What's funny is you know who her sister is married to? Was her sister gave blunt? No, her sister is not an actress But guess who she's married to because of the devil wears brought up and half away from no way very street She's married is Stanley Tucci you fuck bag. Yeah He loves Stanley Tucci like I said no her sister's married to Stanley Tucci They seem to have a very happy marriage both Emily Glenn and Chris and Speasing to be extremely grounded Like I said they just had their second kid sometime within the last six months But like I said, I feel like a lot of her movies are very mismarketed.
What is the second movie watch this year? Oh my god, we're gonna be sleeping through some of the stuff that we want to show dirt to pass I can see down your shirt again much like we're talking about of Airwood's Elander to its entire movie of called that's yeah Wasn't but I had to watch it We'll get we'll bring this one up twice because it's part one and part two Attack on Titan live action part one. So, you know the anime got renewed for another series good But yeah, the live action I mean like I said we talked about this on air because this is my retrospective Yeah, I'm gonna say that a lot of screen time to have a cast of literally dozens They kind of combine certain characters Animes a villain that we hadn't seen before giants have not been a problem in like probably unless they're radioactive lizards Yeah, or Ultraman Yeah, I was like God's it was like weekly bats at his own poems Sisters hilarious loved it. How can you not want to watch Amy Poehler and Mystery Men fantastic.
That was a rewatch virtuosity rewatch virtuosity is a deep hole. It's a deep hole the last witch hunter That was a Vin Diesel pretty much like the last one living vicariously through his D character I'd like to last which hunter is it worthy of a sequel absolutely fucking not I think am I sad that I saw it? No, I think it was one of those words like I got an idea. Let's do it.
Okay, good. Okay, and the student was like well like a franchise No, no, I'm not going with Elijah with a wife's character in that movie, but still shitty wasn't that wasn't The priest that fucking backstabbs. That's right. That's right.
It's a magical child with no abilities. He's a michael. Like a Yeah Ventures age of Ultron yeah, I agree lantern first flight which was the DC anime American Ultra which was a lot of fun Mac Landon Daddy's home Oh Recently I do like some of the emotional complexities I really wish they would develop the character's wife a lot more the wife was just there to connect like the ex-husband I wish they would have developed her a lot more especially, you know emotionally. However, I did love the end of that fucking movie John Cena John Cena it's like huh, you must be blank.
Nope. No, the drop which I'm trying to think of what that was a Tom Hardy Jim's Gandalfini rest in peace as well That was really good the drop I was on that I remember I was talking about I was on that like weird Boston gangster like gangster movie kick Which did you watch the departed not the departed not this here Maybe some PBA Batman bad blood that was a new one. That was good that with the injuries back girl Kathy Kane Black mass apparently I'm watching him in like something weird alphabetical order black mass with Johnny Depp I'm going to be funny because if I sit here all I can see is the act and the MA so you know what my brain abbreviates it to Agus Jack me cool. I did not watch Jack me.
They'll be next year or this year pass Secretness which is a really cool independent time travel movie I talked about Osmond and time travel so no We need to Man of steel not as bad as we thought especially compared to Batman Superman I Washed it I think coming up on that actually what I would like to talk about two seconds I think both of us need to rewatch return a Superman. No sorry Superman returns Funny you should say that it's on the list is it is of course it is It's a different literally within like I said something to you if you go back and watch it It's not bad. I think why but yeah, it's not about as we thought it was admittedly when I watched it I was very disappointed when I watch it now. I actually really like Kevin Spacey's performance in our Like I said in parker posing yeah, yeah getting the whole thing was dumb, but no it's completely dumb The fact that they and we'll obviously skip this one we get to it But in the fact that like they want to focus on a student that didn't throw a punch Oh Returns Time's was I mean peg just come as weird indie Australian murder mystery, which is awesome I liked it a lot Superman versus Batman less than about that the better Superman versus the elite which was a DC animated.
I think I already watched that as well dog bump I'm just a perennial favorite really That was that one that was got motion. Yeah, it was a train Yeah, I'm sure 3d you want to shock I watched I would love it I'm so obviously on a Kevin Smith kick because you have Jane silent Bob followed by clerks to Superman returns. Hey, baby. I've had your asshole.
I'm not a cover coat. I think it's a trench coat Right, it's bad in the trench. Yeah, I actually think that quote at least once a month I'm a co-worker of mine trying to stop me because he said hey any you guys want to buy some fireworks I'm like did you just try and quote? Clerks again, I mean I'm encouraging that me.
Yeah, and he sat there quiet for a minute and a half before you're spotted Dirty grandpa pass that was funny. I mean it was yeah Zach Afron playing against the teniro is like a filthy horn dog or he had a horn balls Let's just call back that this year a last year. I'm sorry a Deadpool came out I'm gonna kill you with a Zamboni in like 10 minutes like eventually no in like 10 minutes The night before which you had talked about I think or Lizzie brought up where it's Seth Rogan Joseph Gordon Levitt and the Falcon Anthony Mackie kind of a drug infused Christmas morality tale. I liked it I laughed I thought it was a little schmeltz near the end Oh, but you know who doesn't like a little Lizzie?
Actually appreciated in that is when she gives him the box of drugs So we can have like one last night before they have a baby and he's like how much is in here? Oh, yeah, her portions are way off. I love that like he gets fucked up and calls her kid a cunt Because it sounds like something I would do where I'm like what if they're a cunt? It's like yeah, I would do that Laser team which is the movie by other friends by Richard teeth surprisingly funny I actually really liked it I mean it's her classic like band of misfits have to band together and blah blah I think I've been a Red vs Blue for a really long time You would like laser team it's that type of humor if you if you watch anything off a rooster teeth Stop it.
Oh, yes, I'm sorry. I'm scratching myself not right there That's your jerk off as a pose if you're it's your skin's properly dry, but some lotion on it But for sure didn't watch that this year, but it's the big room. We're really talking about our fair How many stuff is my copy of that? It's shiny robots finding giant monsters What's not to love there Victor Frank?
It's not a gypsy danger You want to be in Charlie Hutton? Charlie Recently Exactly what it was it was an article about him shooting a film down in South America and not having good phone service I'm not being able to get letters to his girlfriend so they just didn't talk for like three months Interesting might talk about that letter Pacific Rim. I'm sorry. So from Victor Frankenstein.
Yeah, several dudes and dragons pretty funny pretty funny I think it was better than what's the Danica pride movie your highness. Yeah, you're highness kind of on par with that I'd rather watch nights of bad ass than really Galaxy Quest rip But Hilarious subjects and that it's It's ridiculous the whole thing with Ellen Rickman's bathroom Would you like based on the physiology? No, it's food. It's there.
They're serving the food. No, but there's another one with his bathroom Oh, that must be the mood soon though. I think it might be and then the other one with them trying to go through all the Jeffery's tubes And it's like this weird like blades spinning everywhere Yeah, I mean like that was a plot device that doesn't make sense and now they built it into the ship wait You mean the clock just stops the one's I get yeah, exactly It looks like I'm trying to bring under games hunger games mocking Jay part two. Okay, the end of that was so fucking picturesque I wanted to kick someone in the con I thought was well shot.
I didn't say it was a well shot It's just her in the field with PETA and their kid running around and her holding a baby where she's wearing like a blue cotton dress I do to say as a quick correction. I said a Superman versus Batman Don't just this earlier. It was a man Batman apocalypse, which was awesome Because the next movie is Superman versus Batman justice. Yep, so fuck that bullshit No, just listening versus teen Titans goes on versus kick also that was new last year great loved it I need me some more teen Titans.
I miss you. I'm just so so much I know it's him. I know it's coming back, but it's You said we have very angry text message today people They want the missing time the missing years people are wrong fuck them fuck them I want more about apocalypse the planet not the Marvel character obviously different company I watch the golden child for the first time last year keep understanding why I keep doing Please Hold up it does weirdly enough in the shared universe the next movie I watched was the shadow with Alec Baldwin, which has the same knife implying that the shadow is a prequel to the golden child I watched calsyser pre moving con brothers outside of simple man and lady killers. You're awesome.
Keep it up I know you're listening. We watched Empire records. We watched Inner Space. I watched the boss with most McCarthy and Chris and Bell Chris Bell kills it.
I watched shopping thunder. It's fucking amazing. I watched Masters universe not that amazing But it's all about Franklin Jelly that one. It's it's Skeletor.
He literally has his like Shakespearean fucking like Bellator still sitting on his perfectly appointed tab is gonna say that crow is gonna say throw in of skulls having already died of AIDS in 1980 really, but you James and don't even but Franklin Jelly like just he's like he's like I'm gonna give like most Shakespearean Performance of this character whenever he's making a speech it is perfect I mean it was like he is shouldn't see me so well search party with Adam Palley TJ Miller and Sorry, what's the guy Thomas Middle ditch really funny? I think it's a directorial debut of somebody He's got plenty believe me You see I think that the residuals from the next season of Silicon Valley He was really funny in harm and town. I'm not harm and town What's the harm and quest? X when apocalypse cannot last year keep living your life.
Yeah being John Malkovich if you haven't watched it Ninja turtle and teach me the internals and the shadows what a terrible third act That's all I gotta say on that one work raft. I'm sorry. That is you think it was just your fucking mouth exposition the movie It's not a matter of I enjoyed it and I love I love Duncan Jones. I actually did watch source code when it came out because of moon It was good.
It was just a lot of exposition. It was a lot of It's gonna be a trilogy like I said, I liked it so you can shut your filthy for sure sure at the very end they're crafting war I watched a money by the girls because yeah, I went to Whiskey take a fox trout with Tine Fae Fantastic fucking Who knew I'm planning to watch it, but I knew you were coming so I wanted to watch something I could put down Which please us to our next one that you were watching Zilender to which I went as well It's in time with the callbacks. I'm I'm blessed and thrilled with it. I like the premise that like what is it like rock stars always watch over?
Fashion models in terms of killing pretty people. Yeah, so Justin Bieber a lot Well, that was yeah, so like who should die though? You'll be funny Justin Bieber and I'm like, you know be great if you actually shot him like the fucking crow Like if it was accidentally a real bullet and we just lost Justin Bieber and I wouldn't give a shit about talking about him Right now you see me too, which by the way missed opportunity. Why would you not cut like now you don't?
Like yeah, why would you know you see me too? You should be like now you see me So make all in now you don't it makes sense. It's all illusions and shit as usual by once a year No, don't judge me now. I know what you do.
We'll do it later. I watch fight club movie I have a way too close a connection for that's what you get the Huntsman winter's war. That was terrible Yeah, of course she did I Have watched two Emily Blum this year. She'll good.
I think was no. She's not oh, yeah I was in store in the other one. Yeah, yeah, yeah That's a smoochie loved it So do a hot tub time machine to it. I don't know if I was a new one this year or not Central intelligence really funny Batman killing joke awesome first DC animated our movie.
It says Logan, but I watched the Wolverine the Japanese set one Phenomenal I still love it. So that's why does still sucked kung-pao entered the fist so one of my favorite comedies Tell the good nights if you don't like the red fuck you then I went on a weird Batman thing I watched the original even I Batman and Batman returns I said kung-pao I watched mr. Sens theater 3000 the movie goes to that. I'll do that once a year The nice guys the last Shane black movie phenomenal with Ryan Gosling and Russell crow I'm talking about that phrase very quickly the nice guys Yeah, we're gonna change that phrase and make it sexual because literally we're attentive lovers Like is that literally nice guys finish last well you don't have to change a phrase or you're just changing I'm gonna get t-shirts made but I can't figure out how to make it more obvious that nice guys put a dick in the put a dick in the I Know Literally nice guys finish last just just say it as a lady with a vagina part nice guys finish last So you went south to party which I did not I was not even regularly interested And did not really like one of the hot dogs kill the human realize that there is no God I liked that it was a Really poignant like religious morality tail But the way they treat their animators it was We watch not fuck well, I watched about an order by watch the coronavirus Oh, which was hot fuzz shot of the dead and the dead and yeah, and world's end.
I saw the anger birds movie actually saw that with Lizzie It was on cable I thought it'd be and great loved it. I don't know if that wasn't last year that was two years ago It's really fun Gardens Galaxy perennial favorites undercover brother because yeah, why wouldn't I want to watch? But it's still wait don't touch me. Oh, they fell talking to no better cares waiting What's good for your favorite?
Well that like being in the service industry it's yeah scary accurate I'll be taking care of you this evening. Oh, I like to stay out of that Angry I think I've watched a ram Lincoln vampire hunter for no reason That I'm gonna go through a whole big Marvel thing. This is a civil war, but I watch Iron Man 2 Kevin I guess a little more the amazing spider-man Spider-man 3 yeah, exactly Batman dark knight rises. Yeah, let's shake things up Fulfillment the first I remember He was successfully sued for apparently stealing the idea of lockout from escape from the lake No, there's lockout space on New York no lock out is based on Yes Everyone receiving the president's daughter both well no la with a chick from My friend it was only like it wasn't a huge it seems like the guy was like a Jacob Eric Bob A work and I think there's only about a million dollars, but still some bullshit.
He's doing it right. He's got that losing money Face off to shock Nicholas Cage Because they want to take their faces off but they're also going head to head right it's also a face off start trip beyond I wasn't a fan of I'm sorry terrible. I thought I could better usual suspects brandy will favorite most crossing my favorite Those movie ever what's wrong? Crossing all I can think of is the joke in American dad and Roger does the whole monologue where you're like I'm ready to you look at the hot I'm praying to you.
Yeah, that's all I can think There's Oh Batman returns of I'm sorry Batman return to the kickersators That was the DC animated that was based on the 1960s Batman the Bill Doge about me with a reward and Adam West they they reprised their roles. It is fantastic. Please watch it Scott Pilgrim perennial favorite Dr. Strange will be Come up on your favorite, especially if I do mushrooms again I watched baseball based on what I got bitch we're going to the zoo We watched that I watched that because of the passing of Robert Von was a bad guy now Yeah, no, it's you and my daughter's mom with empire records on that one I have it too on VHS.
I think it's like it's like Franklin comes live if you're living in the suburbs They send it out Real steel I loved it. I still get misty. Sorry. It's rocky with a robot.
I love it. Speaking of a good missing one robots Bigger or six. I love that movie when he just like boots back up the end and he's got like the fit He's got the disc in the fist the whole thing though when he swears like when it first heroes depressed and he's like Funnier's he's like it's inside Miss Peregrine's school for killer children or as I call it miss philosopher after and the weird scary accent I liked it. It didn't have the same tone as the book It really didn't What I want to say Sarah Paulson, but it's not right that's some It's someone like Sarah Paulson worth it's someone Yeah, yeah, yeah the chick where their tits out in city to She's so beautiful Part of some city to anchor man for real favorite yoga hosers Oh, I was like well I love life Yoga hosers I watched by Ken Smith and Kim Smith.
I like that he's doing what he wants to do, but could you maybe do a slightly better I already mentioned dark night returns other twice musical lyrics still holds up off Star Wars of course wickens I rewatched rewatched. Yeah, exactly my last year. Yeah, it's what's army man Phenomenal. I love it.
I love that the way that they got Daniel Radcliffe to wait sign on was that they sold the script They pitched the script to him is this the first fartle make you laugh the last fartle make a cry That's exactly what it is though. Oh, yeah, absolutely just the end of that film is so and you still know I mean you still don't know Like he was no you have no idea. Yeah, you know, um, did America world police be good for jokes? Eric Barbara knew our U-Shrus whatever it was Batman under the red hood every year every fucking year that I watch Batman over No, that everyone should watch Batman under the red hood left hand right hand forehand backhand which one hurts?
It's hard. What does he say like it's hard to vocalize lamb shop with like a little class of London It's the first Joker you see post mark hamill and it being John DeMaggio every every year you should watch that It's so haunting. That's one of the few like really well done marble DC. Sorry.
Sorry. Sorry DC I don't think no, I was talking about the figurines like they have a really good degree Oh, they're bucks to the red hood. It's one of the few that I've ever been really tempted by I don't like that one as much It's all motorcycle. Mine was more fancy matri day.
That's a joke for no Yeah, no, I was what no no I kept America to winter soldier because it's great Fun fact one of my favorite marble films of all time like I think it's better than Civil War Yes, I agree a very short version on that one. No, no No, it's a small gap, but I still I talked about this many times. I love Civil War I love him and his cave boyfriend about you It's his heterosexual life-making come on. It's James down the bob, but they're superheroes But like not like chronic plump nights I'm actually getting a You see Buffy walking into the apartment tearing the bag of plums and you know plums help with memory loss It's just so heartbreaking it'd be more heartbreaking of cat America gun plums American Yeah, turn balls.
Um, okay, come on. No, actually we're not done talking about a winter soldier a funny a funny a side Well, I was watching this is that I was eating this like like strum bully thing and I was getting like a fucking park squirrel guy like both hands just like no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and That is how I eat food. That's how I food and My mom shows up mom comes over and goes what are you watching? So I look up like the squirrel like I'm like, yeah, I'm like Yeah, I'm like mouth half full of some bully and then like have a struggle like like cartoon like bites of it and I go cat America winter soldier and she goes what's it about?
cat America fights the winter soldier But ultimately but then just like look back and just like no, no, I mean Like a fucking chugged zone. Um, yeah, like it was like and she just went Okay, I like wandered off. That's probably the best choice mom. Yeah Kubo and the two strings.
We'll be the next movie We talked about that Of course Which is a movie about slash fiction. I talked about it It is it's really awkward in terms of it's a lot of like first time filmmaker first time actors Yeah, I guess you call it that they have fun a fee yet. Yeah, but they're not gonna because it's a movie It is really awkward and there are parts that are genuinely emotionally awkward that heighten it because it's supposed to be emotionally awkward It's like this kid working at his whole sexuality thing Yeah, well kind of there's a great part where he goes I think your query goes why he goes because you want to fit in and doesn't matter how small the niches That's where you fit in like that's what you want. It's very poignant in terms of the nerd culture and it's really impressive Funny but it's very awkward Because it's Bing Bang Yes, I did watch it while you watch it when I just cut your finger off in the door.
Yes, you did Watch it with my mom. Oh god. Can't be your mom set through that about 20 minutes in she literally paused it went So am I gonna like this I'm like no Yeah, that's basically to fall to your mother. Um, it was not from the Midwest, but Yeah She was very much like who is that guy?
What's that car? What's that? I have a friend like that that cannot follow the plot of movies or TV shows and I fucking hate watching them Well, there's a remember something that happened 20 minutes ago And the thing about kissing Spain bang is like you have to watch it intently. Yes, like it is like you blink You missed it.
It's a mystery you have to pay attention Well, it's not only just on mystery. It's literally several mysteries. That's all part of the Johnny Gossamer books We talked about this last week And I'm gonna jump ahead to movies I Was a series was a surrender the addendum to the Firefly TV show which song? Two movies I launched that we haven't talked about and I'll wrap this up super quit.
Well one super quick Magnificent seven I watched the remake of the remake I Found it the cinematography was beautiful Very much worthy of Cara Sawa who did the original which was a MRI Just like I would almost dare to say the classic film like it was one of the masterpieces of the silent film era So I'm saying right. Yeah, no, I'm second through gone. Well, it's that it's that metropolis and those were all didn't he? Didn't care so I would do like a little wolf Why's your phone no, that's not you that's why you're being the mat my brother stuff I Think the other one.
Yeah It was good. I thought it was a little hard to follow the very beginning like in terms of the gathering of the seven Also, I thought Ethan Hock was dead. He's a live and in movies. Huh?
No Why is he a jack one? That's it dude really? Yeah, but like it's one of those like you're a huge you're a huge you're a great. Why would you cheat on?
What's your name? Right. Yeah, but they had two kids together and he cheated on her with a nanny. Yeah, I had two kids Oh, he's a nanny.
Same with jubilah. Yeah, jubilah's kind of back there Can we talk a heavy finish your list? No, I got one more but I just want to talk about the preview that I've been seeing a commercial so long But let's just do this. Oh I will say I'll try to keep it short.
That's not a thing being inside a new close kid movie No, no like I had that was a couple hours. We're not in a hurry cool. I watched army of one which is the Grading tool for the army. Well, that's where it came from with John Cena the guy who waves his hand like a ghost fart in his face It's quilt chair meals forever booed remember.
It's just go cheering for you. Yeah, I looked at all Army one is based on the real story of someone from greatly Colorado who was a handyman on dialysis Who got really frustrated with the fact that the u.s. Military this is obviously dating it the u.s military not being able to find Oh, some of it wasn't what and he was gonna fuck off to Pakistan and find him himself No, they found him back in the name Maybe that's how I'm sorry Oh, you're talking about the guy no talking about the guy in Pakistan he was like one of the four is the lariest because he had those dialysis and like months Which apparently causes hallucinations that realize I think when you get these filter out your toxins. So any kind of like we speak for yourself, but I'm pretty much 87% toxins at this point and I think that's accurate I'll do the 1% piss but you're basically made of farts and alcohol That's right.
Both things except made of farts and alcohol. I look like a metaphor. It's my life is small blonde and adorable She looks like a bunch of farts got a man's who like we never get to go out There she's when she says they're just gonna think it's you Oh my god, I want to gloriously Take very the kind of woman, but so are you one of the farts? Well, I won't marry a girl made of farts Like I can totally see that And just like smile what she's doing it.
I'm like did you just be Yeah, but they'll just think it's you like they're right like you're right. Yeah, no bigger Well, then I'm currently pursuing would totally do that which makes me want to pursue her more No, she absolutely looks like she would be from blame it on you. Oh, yeah I should be loud and proud about it. It was only like I'd be like I'd be like I'm fucking serious and she'd be like I'll just think it's you I'd be like I kind of do look at me a first like West fart Yeah, I'm still talking about army of one the moon on the moon.
Oh Jesus army of one not you've done yet I just don't care about army of one. I actually really liked it It's probably Nick Nicholas cages most match yet performance since vampires case Which by the way, oh we have about that shit. Oh, no Introducing my new date libous test actually shouldn't say date. It's friendly miss test Mm-hmm when you ask somebody what are there?
What's their favorite scene from wicker man? They're only two correct answers bees Deafing a girl in bear suit and bees. Yeah, no, those are literally the only two correct answers if people don't answer that for Favorite scene from wicker man. You can't be friends with them.
Do you get points? We say original remake Oh, you have to look at points. Okay, that's exactly what I said He's like what's your favorite scene from a man? I'm like original remake he's like points for that.
I wasn't he's exact well Like I said that was exactly like remake. I'm like bees. Oh god not the bees Bees like I said the only two correct answers or bees or punching a girl in bear suit. Right punching for her No, no, I'm sorry.
He's punching him. He's punching her. Oh, that's right. Okay.
Very say hi. I I Relate army one actually the the affectation that he had that was like a mama nasley motor mouth Yeah, which you're like oh my god. That must be so annoying I get it real people do that but still it's actually based on the real guy Gary falter It's actually based on the guy they show on news clips from the guy at the end of the movie and I'm like yeah I'm gonna sketch kind of nailed it There was a weird meta moment where they talk about making the movie and he goes I got a little cage Nical's cage from con air and I'm like I Wasn't going to put the bonnet down To go down when it comes up. That was seepers.
Anyway, um, what I say. Oh, I said was something. Yeah, sure whatever Great Steve Botticelli so he's a back yet. Yeah, so Gordita a little fight girl I do want to bring up really quick.
I know we're no we're way long Yeah, well, we're the whole movie list, but uh the doctor who Christmas special is fucking phenomenal In terms of seeing the world that like superheroes have yes, I saw I just waved them off Do what? I think it's very much an American thing. They took on the cross-generational like superhero Think where dr. Who basically?
Accidentally creates and then kind of occurred as a superhero I'm actually really surprised by that because the way that dr. Who describes spider-man was very British You know that if you got a bit by ready for spider his powers would be hair loss eventual death That actually just makes me think of the venture brother show where he moves to New York and his Neighbor on the Clues exactly the actual where this better it would actually be and his extra limbs. Yeah, yeah No extra ones. Yeah, it doesn't.
Yeah, I'm very sure he does. He's just a rock dude. Okay, we're gonna go again But uh the doctor Chris is special. I'm glad dr.
Who's back. It's return to form a bit. He doesn't have the sonic sunglasses That was my biggest bitch. I mean I like the one I like I'm saying I'm making punk I'm a big quality friend.
I am like I said I wasn't sonic sunglasses pissed me off But it makes me think of that episode you made me watch about never mind never mind the bus cocks when they had him trying to tell tenant No, no, it was hosted by um, Frey Frey? No, no, no, but the episode of never mind the bus cocks made me watch. Yeah, I was hosted by David Tenet It was it was everything that alphabet show Yeah, it's totally from show, but they're having him try and pick out the member of the band from all these old dudes That's never one of the bus cocks. It was hosted by David Tenet.
It was not yes. It was I promise you it wasn't okay So I'm gonna prove her wrong letter. Can we pause and look it up right now? Yeah, okay fine.
You were completely and absolutely right I don't know what I was thinking of. I'm very sorry. That's super right thinking about that weird alphabetical show that See right, right? Like I said, it's you were completely right.
I was wrong. It was David Tenet. That's right. I'm wrong Okay, I'm dead I'm wrong.
Oh, it's a business we put through it. We'll talk about it. Okay, uh, To be slow more complicated usual to say I'm working morning shifts and I get tired. That's all I've got no Richard's I want to talk about one Richard because I have Hulu I've been forced to watch the commercial for split with James McEvoy a Thousand friggin times.
Oh where he's like the the M-N-X Llamalomodin dong apparently has like 26 different personalities And they all they all pose a menace. No Kevin's apparently the only ones that's crazy and it's trapping the girls So the other like I said, but the other ones didn't want to stand up to Kevin. They've been forcing me to watch that Who's a favorite Jeffrey? We're like Jeffrey.
Like what a not scary name. I think that's why they chose it It's one of those things for unless you take apart the letters of Kevin and spell evil and that's the twist You actually don't spell evil with Kevin except there's no help unless you take apart the letters It has to be kevel. Well, no, you take apart the K. I'm like literally if you take apart the K So who was forcing me to watch the commercial for this movie a lot?
Professor X went really downhill before Logan. Yeah pretty much. Yeah, it's one of those things where he killed some bitches I'm never gonna pay to watch this movie, but it's some point I'm going to have to watch it Yeah, it's like a dog's purpose which looks like it's made of tears. Oh good fucking lord The only other red shirt I have is that um octopimp who puts out 50% off.
I showed you that preview, right? He's previewing the new show that he's going to dub which is a figure skating anime I mean exactly. Well watch the previews as soon as we're done mistakes. I made this week I worked a second year work week.
I've worked a lot this week regardless of business. Yeah, so mistakes We made this week. I'm glad that we worked to pay for things because you know we're adults and don't rely on other people to pay for a shit Right, it's a mistake. Maybe we should just vote the indoors.
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River. Yeah people to pay you put it on Yeah, uh, social contract. Oh, I was gonna say I'm sick. I made don't admit your family You're a high functioning alcoholic That makes very awkward car rides also is one of those like well fuck you I run the company What have you done to on your drunk which is nothing?
So was there such a contract or is that like can I be fooled into social contract? Family why can't we just kill them a fire? I love parts of my family that sounds dirty It's like that arm and then like a dick just so I like a male to talk to Deborah said thank you for saving me. So it is winter the weather is shitty.
Thank you. Thanks for shit Thanks get icy. I am a desperate You say that like the religious The thing is that I was walking to work during a snowstorm the other day And I was crossing when the sign told me I should cross and some dick bags started honking at me because he was turning onto the streets First of all, I have a fucking right-of-way second of all if it is snowing and icy and shitty why don't you be overly cautious like I am? I am always extremely overly cautious when it's knowing I know that I am safer on foot than you are in your car But why are you the asshole that needs to try and turn right on a red without looking first?
How about you go fuck yourself? Social contract how about you don't drive like an asshole when conditions are super shitty? We're all trying not to die. We are trying not to completely fuck ourselves over Just be a little bit more cautious when you're driving in snow Especially considering that we're in a state that gets a lot of snow.
Yes, it's no technically January But the snow yes month in our state is normally February How about you not drive like an asshole and not try and run me down on a crossing the street well within my rights? What is your effing problem you piece of shit? Yeah, social contract back still peeing and hopefully washing his hands or maybe playing himself Dog you weigh in yourself? No answer.
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