188. Movie Review: Eenie Meenie and overcomplicated heist movie plots

This week, Josh and Jade take on Eenie Meanie (2025), Hulu’s shiny new attempt at a heist thriller that can’t quite decide if it wants to be a comedy, a drama, or just a very expensive car commercial. Directed by Shawn Simmons (in his feature debut) and starring Samara Weaving, Karl Glusman, Andy Garcia, Steve Zahn, Jermaine Fowler, Marshawn Lynch, and Randall Park, the movie follows Edie, a pregnant ex–getaway driver dragged back into crime by her hot mess of an ex-boyfriend and a gangster who clearly shops at the same tailor as every other mob boss in cinema history.But here’s the problem: Eenie Meanie stuffs more subplots into its 106 minutes than most TV shows manage in a season. Toxic romance? Check. Surprise pregnancy? Check. Daddy issues, betrayal, redemption, AND a casino heist? Double check. It’s chaotic, it’s messy, and honestly—it’s kind of hilarious for all the wrong reasons. Which, of course, makes it the perfect kind of trash.