on the I'm being a boy me and Miss Apple were paying on her boy and we might get him to like make a squirt all over him too. I like how you're throwing this see how you say that. Make it a squirt on him too. It's incredibly sexy.
That's your sulex of goddess voice isn't it. Come here boy drink my tea and I'll squirt on you too. What? Gotta sapphires gonna squirt on you.
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Recording live from the threshold dungeon in North Hollywood, California in front of our perverted studio audience. Help! Woo! I'm Kathy.
I'm Michelle. I am Countabugi and over there back from the dead. The ditch, you mean? The ditch.
That she was lying in. From the ditch of death is Unger. Unger, there you are. Not even a microphone here.
He's like, I don't even want to talk. Unger, tell us about the ditch you were lying in. He's not going to tell us. No.
OK, so yeah, he doesn't want to cough into the mic. I want to hear an ogre cough. Don't know. If an ogre coughs in the woods does a tree get AIDS?
Does a tree get AIDS? I mean, what is that joke? I don't understand the punch. Can I?
No, I want to see. It's like, what is this written here? By the way, Unger, welcome back. Thanks for calling.
I love that. It's just a throwaway line. By the way, you're welcome back. Thanks for calling.
Kathy. My name is Kathy and I'm a sadist. I'm sadist. I want to know what that means, Kathy.
I don't let my sadist out a lot, but yesterday. Did you punch some balls? I did. Oh my God!
You punched balls? I am. No, I didn't go that far. I whacked him.
Whacked him. Whacked him. I whacked him. I whacked him.
You could seriously hurt someone. I just took a crop and I whacked him. Did you make him into a brain? Did you make him into a brain?
Brain. Brain. You know, the brain. They were in this movie.
That hurt swears. I like that. They were nice and compact. I was just whacked.
And who's balls were those, but creative explorer? Whoa! That guy's a clap. By the way, he loves his new title.
Captain. What is this? Phenomenal. He's like, I got to start writing that.
Did he say it? Did he earn his 10 bucks? Did he get a recording of him singing about this? Oh my God.
Captain Phenomenal. What the fuck is wrong with you? You're right. I'm not sure where I left.
Spend all that time getting your balls whacked. Take care of business for perverted podcast. We knew we were going to do that. And I said, hey, have you heard the last show?
He goes, let's get you stripped. Let's get you down. See you can't do that, you can't avoid sex. Somebody wants to never mind.
What else did you do? I did a lot of stuff. He's creative explorer is somebody who has a hard time turning his brain off. Right.
And so he basically only there's two times where he can do that when he's doing some coding. Computer coding. When you smack his balls while he's coding. Close.
Like, he just cuts a hole in the bottom like your fucking chair. You don't know how close you are. And he just sit there and you just sit and fucking hang out under the chair and just these just fucking HTML that's off He goes no what I did is I made him tell me about some game theory while I was Because we went out to dinner like a week ago and he's trying to explain to me this Gaining theory called the prisoners dilemma or something sure sure And it took me all meal to figure it out and I felt like a complete idiot And so I had him you know on his knee I said tell me again about that prisoners dilemma Why and I slapped him because I said tell me oh my god Saying it and I just start to take the crop and I start wacking him in the balls And he's oh well basically it means And we try to stop I would slap him in the face again. Oh my god.
I love it like I was saying It's only two times that he turns his mind off when he's programming or when we're doing puppy play and we're doing Puppy like it's doing a fuck I want him, but creative explorer has checked out he is not there He is in such an altered headspace that he doesn't remember what happened. Yes He he said he wanted to try and experiment what it would be like to give over control while he was still in his headspace And see what happened and he gave me total control. There were no limits Right and he said I'm just very curious to see what you're gonna do and I wanted him I said, you know, you know, you'll see he has a say to sell out, but I am and if you give me total control I'm gonna have a fucking blast and you are not He hates pain. Oh my god.
His ass was so red by the time we were done. Oh, it was really nice I did blindfold him. I let him around at the hip There's a little ring on the cock ring I put the leash on it and dragged him around the house and whacked the hell out of him And the first time I had him kind of kneeling up in front of me He said something and I slapped him in the face He's all I can ask of aggressive Kathy I like Cheezing people and I love verbally teasing them and I it was a lot of fun But I'll tell you that the thing that I enjoyed the most is something you guys are probably gonna just go Oh, really? That's just ridiculous, but I loved it creative explorer is not a very romantic huggy feely kind of person What I know, right?
He doesn't really enjoy kissing it doesn't it just it makes absolutely no sense. It doesn't dislike it. He'll let me do it Yeah, that's he just sticks his tongue out just hangs out the sign go get your nut I'm all gonna get you and he just it's a yeah, go ahead and I just kiss him and he's like What are we gonna that is just not something that it's not an area that we are compatible in because I'm almost the exact opposite I it is extremely erotic for me to kiss them But you should I face next to them and touch their skin with my lips I just I absolutely love it and it gets it actually gets me sexually aroused So that was I one of the things I made him do is I made him just sit still while I kissed him and and made him kiss me on my neck Which I absolutely love and I was very explicit about what I want And he was exhilarating to do whatever the fuck I wanted I hadn't done that with anybody in a long time I've certainly never done it with creative explorer and I've forgotten how exhilarating it is just to get my way without regard to anybody else Nice. I want to do it again Wow, Kathy.
Yeah, I'm scared. He's like, I don't know what to say like I'll just inching my way back from the table I'm just gonna push jingles from my back I Like it there's gonna be some fucking changes here boogie. No I'm in some weights. I've got a bunch of I was wait We did this at the last minute was I think we put together the last minute I was kind of upset because I didn't have I couldn't I didn't have a stuff I wanted to bring with me or we would have had a lot more fun.
Okay. Oh, I'll let you borrow. Oh Michelle. You're so good to me Well, congratulations, Kathy.
It sounds like you mean your face tells like a thousand stories. You're literally just bouncing in your chair Like a fucking 15 year old I haven't had that much one in a long time. Well good. Let's get your deuce is flying there When we start kicking the music of of That's it Okay, everyone's gonna okay Kathy and I ladies and gentlemen prefer to podcast for those of you that are PPSAMs or PPSAMs from long Ago you remember that the beginning of this show the entire concept was we do a show and at the end We sing a song and that after 15 weeks of fighting every week, you know the rehearse and blah blah blah we kind of just dropped it I got tired of us butchering your music because that's it because I know rehearsal they would wait till the last minute They're like what we'll just wing it.
I'm like my baby So so you know I you know I've been playing music at the end of the show now And I finally just you know cuz we were having this whole Kathy and I are having this whole pervert of podcast revolution, you know Whatever revival what is a revival revitalization and I call Kathy and I go calf You never call me that you like calling you that now sorry shut up calf Yeah, yeah, um, hey I don't want to like put any pressure on your anything But what if through the big if cuz that's how you start a story in Hollywood what if Instead of like every week we just practiced a song for a few weeks had some fun with it and then just started doing I'm live on the show again and Kathy was very kind of pensive curious cautious I can see her and I'm like every six weeks But we just pick a song and instead of just like trying to throw it on at the end and fighting with it Like you know cuz we meet you know and hang out and let's just like you know start our little band You know and just be like you know and we'll sing some songs You know what should we call our band? Oh and so of course it was like well, you know and Kathy looks at me And I know cuz she's you know a little pessimistic sometimes I am not a realist She's a little yes real pessimistic so um so I look at her and I go of course It's gonna have to deal with us being old and fat I get it and then I'm all old and fat huh of the name of our band is of Everybody what do you think no and now here's of no It could be like anything it could be anything just like of this you know like cuz it's old and fat Yeah, but that's uh One attention to us and now ladies and gentlemen you're laying all out there oh And then we say it later rocket. We just kick it with a tasty cow boogie hit a tasty note You guys don't like the name all right then fine perverted podcast Start sending in names for our band no more than five syllables You have to put a limit otherwise they'll be like you're a way in the natural setting of sunlight This is great name Yes Suggestion number one thank you poppy remote haven't seen you in a while glad you could just jump right in there and throw away that egg on it Okay, so perverted podcast we need we need a name cuz Kathy what do you think I mean it was fun when we did it so uh so then yeah, okay Fentanyl don't fat you know Just We could be oh You know old and we sit on the couch Tasty Fine all right, so can I have the only perv sitting at the table apparently my Michelle was gonna be peeing on a boy at some point You just said that in the beginning of the show I want to know who this boy is Um it is demons inside Nice. Yeah, and you're just literally gonna pee on him Yeah, we're good me and his uh miss is gonna pee on him and we're gonna see if um he can make a squirt on him too And you're going to tarp the room for this right sure We've got a pool that's nice We got a pool that's good just when you empty the pool don't tilt it the wrong way and then just Slashes a trail of fucking Michelle fluids down the hall Well, it'll smell really good.
I'm sure to squirt and pee together sure to eat some asparagus and old cheese It'll be that'll be good now then let me ask you a question though when you do a pee-pee play because I've been doing that with the girls a little bit um do you uh See i'll flush So i'll like literally start drinking tea and then you drink a lot of water and then it kind of you know So it's not all just rank-ungent no coffee, no broccoli, no asparagus I'll eat like pineapples and okay, so you see you are a little bit you want it to be dirty and sexy not just team ili 80 and Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I mean so many that's what some people they want that just horrible whatever Yeah, so yeah, so yeah, I will uh I mean, you know, I am a sweet sadist And Kathy I have a medical thing before we get into the fat like I know this is gonna be awful But it's why are you talking about well? I got to talk about it because it's something that's important that I found out something today that made a lot of sense Um, and you know my vision's been getting worse like it just ain't in the last like it was bad It was always bad But just like really got bad like you know I got a new glasses prescription a year ago and even in the year plan And you know how sensitive I am to like because you always want fucking light in the kitchen and I'm always like god turn out the light It's just killing me and so you know of course I'm thinking in the back of my mind, you know tumor, you know You know tumors affect your you know, sometimes if it comes on quick, it could be something pushing on some So uh, so I'm just but it was it was fast enough to where I'm like this is a little faster than normal And then I read an article today that apparently is common knowledge, but of course, you know, I'm you know, I'm poor So I have you know, medical so that doesn't come with a lot of info with the medications Um, apparently it's very common that viagra causes a significant decrease In your vision like a lot of people that take viagra Because of I guess there's some molecule that affects your boners, but it also is something that's in your eye and so that's horrifying So um, if you take and it'll clear up if you stop taking it, but I thought you don't take No, I take viagra. Oh, I mean I take see Alice works really good With each other thing in the future. No, there's there's slightly different and they have slightly different effects Is it just by agri- it's from what I've read it's just the viagra, but that's the I mean Medical helps me with that so I'm obviously gonna take that because it's expensive as fuck Um, I don't often do take it.
You don't mind see I take it like maybe four or five times a month Maybe like if I'm really rocking and rolling six or seven What's a week on but once a week and it does and some people you know, because you know me a good old lucky bug, you know There's some shit. There's some stink that's gonna stick. It's gonna stick to me. Um now being nihilistic Realistic Kathy So yeah, so it I read and started reading stuff on it And I'm like the symptoms like you know sensitive to hypersensitive delight and just a fast decline in your vision and stuff like that And it's like I can't read any labels now like I'm literally at the store and I'm like Unless there's some I'm gonna be the old guy asking the kwhippersnapper.
What does that say? Cheese dickhead It looks like cheese it is cheesy old fucking It's a medicale, but your doctors didn't warn you now. They still say that you know look up your side effects and whatever you were kind of responsible for that Those tell you know don't eat and whatever So I just the funny thing about this discovery is There was literally not even a moment. It was like I was just kind of like oh well.
I guess I'm gonna be blind There is no fucking way on earth that I'm giving up regular sex So because I can't I have erectile dysfunction So medicale won't help you with anything other than they only the whatever program I'm on right now They can help with Viagra they used to have sealescent and they had levitra and and those have different side effects as well but it's just literally like well I can be horribly not sexual and uh and I said like muse looking at me with I haven't even looked at her this whole time. Look at her face She's totally just like my right you blame her She knows that because you're gonna fuck her you're gonna go blind I'm not gonna go blind. It's just my vision's gonna be shitty and I'm just gonna have to get bigger things You know print bigger and bigger monitors and stuff like that. Oh, I thought you're gonna get like bigger.
Dilda Yes, I'm gonna get yes I mean, you know, and this is this is why you don't get drunk at bars because you know you don't know who you're gonna go home with because you're blind Um Because I'm so brave now say no but anyway, so I just thought that was very interesting and uh and but literally Oh well What do you talk to them though and say hey, I'm having these issues that they'll tell you stop taking Viagra No, if it's a matter of this is all that Can't they just then say well, we have to give you sales because we can't have you going no because it's only you know, these the the pro Which I am totally grateful for I cannot afford medical insurance So the fact that the state is helping me by providing me with anything. I am super grateful for I have had great Uh luck the things the emergencies that I have had have been handled by the state I am totally grateful. I would love to make enough money to start paying back into that Um, but they only have certain things that they do and it's kind of if you don't have that then they're like fuck off You know, you what do you want? You know, so let me get this straight It's either Viagra and you go blind or you'll him be and you have a heart attack Yeah, well, you'll have these not as much heart attack as it is kill yourself heart attack Yeah No, literally you just feel like I'm gonna die.
I have to die kill yourself No, I read you go blind. I'm sorry. That's what I said. I thought it was interesting, you know that this is very common knowledge that I didn't have So but yeah, so that is definitely some people and of course just like dust mice, you know, it only affects one in ten people I'm that one congratulations, you know, so so yeah, this was one of the things that that that is the exit that But I like the fact that it's not a tumor I like the fact that I get to fuck a lot and I'm sorry you can't be a nihilist.
You're looking on the bright side I well, no, no, you're the nihilist. I am optimist. I try. I mean, I usually get smacked down, but you know Life's a bit down.
So, you know what if it comes down to keeping a smile on my love's faces. Oh, so what do I got here? Let's just celebrate with a half a tab. Are you taking one right now?
Look at that. It's gonna take a little pill splitter there. Oh, I chew it now. I don't give a fuck now No, I hate chewing pills.
Oh, it's bitter as fuck now You better get stuck in your teeth. Yeah, and then becomes like a bigger bitter candy That's something you want to do. Well, you're in front of you. So now boner blind Don't be boner blind and I think it's okay because sometimes you just got to suck it up and make some sacrifices because fucking chicks is hot That life is the place About genital forger and some space we share I can get through Pull it from around the world Yeah, but if I guess talking about that life motherfucker Oh, you're a piece of mine, please know that the author every post we talk about is specifically granted as permission to do to what is on your hand?
What is that? Yeah, what is that? You know, we're vitalizing the show. Yes.
What makes a show better than? It's a new it. Oh, it's all I don't even know what that is. You just blow on it We're having a zany time here.
I prefer to find gas. Why is that so much fun? Oh my god? Michelle's like, good god.
What did I get into? I don't have one Gather you one mine. No, I can't do myself. Do you want?
Thank you, Dell here here. You can snort my saying pure. It's menthol. But okay.
This is it Kathy This is a post by kid foxlade who wrote something called drunk guys. I can tell he's gonna be fun drunk guys I know she says I went out last night with a bunch of awesome kinky ladies We were hanging out when a rather drunk fellow comes over to the table sits himself down basically on top of one of my friends And then kisses her cheek. What the fuck? Yeah, another friend gets him off of her and then he starts calling her baby and touches her leg uninvited unwanted So we literally said you're not wanted you can leave now and finally he takes a hint and leaves I just want to say I have rarely encountered assets like that in the kink community But I find guys sexually harassing girls all the time in the vanilla world So basically thanks kinky guys that I've met for respecting boundaries and consent.
Yes Hey baby, I want to dick my face on your tits like you wanna see That's awesome. I love it see cuz we're revitalized You put up the fucking link to the show a week early I did I was able to respond with drunk guys Hey, baby, I want to dick my face on your tits like you wanna see Jingle for the segment. This is how I blame Kit foxlade for this is That post that will be posted on our soundcloud I would love that to be a jingle and you just should add it in your phone then you can just literally hold it up Well That needs to be a jingle the reason I wanted to talk about this post is because I actually find it very funny that in the kink community Of all places you find and I'm speaking generally here. It certainly isn't like this everywhere But generally speaking much more respectful people much more polite people people who are Very interested in your consent and your safety whereas in the real world It's like the exact opposite and yet people are more afraid about kink and oh yeah We're the perverts where the people to stay away from and avoid now then I agree with that because we're blessed by the unit That's true and threshold has a no alcohol policy and a lot of dungeons do serve alcohol so no matter what When you have alcohol you're eventually gonna have somebody that is going to use that and I don't like to use alcohols and excuse because if you Were an asshole before you were drunk you're just using alcohol as an excuse to get away with being fucking inappropriate and stupid That's kind of my that's my thing But I think it is I think it is really interesting and sometimes I just forget you know because like I said I've been sober six and a half years now and it's just it is so nice to me because like you know when I did radio and stuff Like that I did a lot of clubs I saw this shit all the time and it was just drunk assholes fucking being inappropriate and grabbing and grinding and touching And it's just like this gauntlet of shit You got to wade through yeah to hang out and have a good time And it's just all non-consensual and whatever and and just being here I mean she's even on the other end just to be here and to see that there is a certain level of respect There's no guarantees This is not some guarantee like all dungeons are safe or whatever threshold is not 100% But it is exciting to know that there's a place you can go where there are dungeon monitors and party hosts and things like that that Do kind of have your back and understand that part of the draw of the BDS on community for the people that are actually here is That you can comfortably go and hang out and go somewhere and be even in a heightened sexual environment and still Feel a level of safety that you can't feel even dancing at a lot of bars Yeah, I mean I actually know people young people that I work with or that I know from other areas that go crazy on the weekend They're very serious during the weekend Then on the weekend they feel like they have permission to go absolutely nuts and do things that they normally wouldn't do to anybody be disrespectful in ways They wouldn't be during the week.
I don't know what happens, but they let loose and they have no they feel like they have the right not to Have any constraints because they've worked so hard during the weekend. It's amazing to me that mentality Human it actually a lot of people are like that and again, I'll say I just find it so funny that when we play we play with a A lot of serious attitude I know that sounds weird, but we play with the intent for everything to come out well And because we're going to such extreme so often we also go extremes in our safety measures So I just that's just unusual to me she goes out to a vanilla club and apparently it was a lot of her kink friends Because if you read the comments, yeah, a lot of people are like that fucking motherfucker and But that also led me to some of the other things and once again in an ideal world You would be able to stand up and scream this is wrong and everyone would stop doing that thing that is an ideal world It is the correct thing it is the right thing no one deserves to be harassed No one deserves to be assaulted no one deserves to be touched or have things done to them non-consensually that is absolutely correct But that is not the world we live in you go to these bars this element is going to be there you go where there's alcohol serve You go anywhere you go to threshold you have to keep an eye out for yourself We don't control every single person that walks in and a certain number of those people that do come in like Kathy says Treat people as objects and don't care about anyone but their own nut in their own what they're doing. So in in saying that You have a personal responsibility to yourself if you are going to go to bars and clubs like this This could have been you know an even worse situation, but they had a group They went to they went out with a group of people they all kind of had each other's back So of course going to if you're gonna go to bars and go out dancing and drinking or whatever having a few friends there That you guys can watch each other's back watch each other's drinks to make sure people aren't putting shit in your drinks or whatever Getting to know the staff at a place is always a great thing Like if you know the bouncers and the hosts and the bartenders and you're not addicted to them This is another thing be nice to people who work at these places because if you're nice to them They'll be more they'll watch out for you a little bit better And and then really just do a little bit of due diligence. It doesn't mean you can't go out dancing It doesn't mean you can't go out drinking and having a good time It's just maybe there's a couple things you can do to kind of buffer yourself from the inevitable creepiness That's it a lot of places serve a lot of alcohol.
Yeah, I found out that there's like a secret Thing with some bars have a code drink right if you order it they know hey this person's being creepy I need to get away I don't feel safe and they will find a way to get you away from them right and then get you like I of course instantly instantly pessimistic So it's like yeah So if I'm standing next to the chick and I just saw this news show that yes if she orders an angel She's trying because that's some drink and that well now I know this chicks trying to fucking get the fucking bouncer to kick this shit on me I think I don't think it's the completely effective method, but it is something You know having something in check with your bartender or even going to your bartender tip them five bucks and say hey If I come up and start scratching the side of my head or something, you know like fervently like I'm dying or something Like picking up my eyes out picking off cat aids or something that you know But once again, it's doing those little things so you can go and have a good time feel a little bit more comfortable Yeah, I would even like you know almost like a safe call same thing like hey, you know mom or whatever I'm gonna be going out to this club. I mean yeah those kinds of things I think are pretty that you that no matter where you go somebody knows where you go and once again I know this is all gender specific and we're always talking about women But I always have to kind of qualify I do my due diligence for me 250 pound guy when I go places I scout places first. I will find out what the neighborhood is because I don't want to get fucking jump mugged or shot I have a long history in those elements and so I know things to look for so I watch if I see sketchy shit I just don't go so this isn't just for the fragile poor female That's going to be assaulted by the horrible man. It pretty much goes for anyone But of course the bigger target is the smaller the smaller thing so it was good nice post is good Like it a lot good posting so we can't talk to I'm gonna find out what's going on in the chat room, right?
Because you can't talk he'll just give a thumbs up. I'm gonna things good in the chat room. That's good. Okay.
What are you doing? That's a very descriptive. I don't fucking know but you know I'm assuming there's lots of people there They're talking about kooky shit and maybe you're in there. Huh?
That's quite as under it's it's it's well Okay, they're singing That is that is a very interesting and strange chat we have there. Yeah, sure they fucking that they fucking that discord They play in that discord audio so it's orgasms going on really is like a mini dungeon It's like their own little dungeon and people play and sing and laugh and it's and it's And yeah, and we're sitting here while they're doing all this so I think it's kind of fun kind of fun Oh, yes, I heard the cough that poor uggers good sounds like he's dying back there Did you do that dead thing that's a good thing threshold has Unghars like that's one thing I didn't try because you're not supposed to use that for play, but it's I actually croak Yeah I mean look I'm not gonna say anything but for under sake I need to know because I'm not gonna put it on your nuts Hunger my Michelle will probably put it on your nuts So if you want that you have to give me the thumbs up now. No, you don't want that. Okay, so I'm gonna handle the defibrillator Can we just have a pact that you'll put on my defibrillator and I'll put on yours and that's the Like you're sitting there to rubbing the fucking paddles together Breathing Pussy juice on you without a kitty bull what I think you made her all All right, so big you had gone on our sound cloud page and you had posted your that song I think it's called wicked plans The janitor music yeah, yeah, you put a patreon I might I try for the page our patreon subscribers I try to put some of the stuff that I do on there so there's you know they get you know they get that but yeah I put it up.
Yeah, I did it by the way somebody else posted nice to know there's some traffic around here finally Revitalized and trying all right you posted a song but then you wrote a little intro about it and why you had written it and okay Okay, do you remember that no okay? Well, it's a good thing for you that Matrix read it He's one of our supporters and a fan of the show and he quoted something you wrote down there You had said I made poor life choices and had no backup plan for not being a big star and Matrix says oh my god I identify with this. I love that you followed it up with quote. I'm not afraid of honest work I feel like there's a fundamental backwards nature to life where the good stuff gets buried under our nation's collective wound of wanting desperately to be seen and Acknowledged and told it is special.
I love knowing that in honesty humility and stepping off the bus you are finding the little treasures I need to follow your lead. Thanks for the inspiration Blocked it out what you do know and first off Matrix God damn it Thanks, thanks for being here on preferred podcast with us and being part of the family And of course I'm a little sad that when people can relate to To things that are you know like my little life tragedies and stuff like that because you know I'd like to hear stories of people winning and stuff like that But the reality is a lot of us lose and a lot of us try shit And it doesn't work out and we start businesses and we follow our dreams and and we open restaurants or we start businesses and we believe in Ourself and and and and sometimes that just you know, we're told when you're young you can be anything you want Well, guess what that was you can try to be anything you want you can try to be the president But let me tell you every four years a lot of motherfuckers don't get to be president and they wanted it really really really bad It's the pursuit of happiness. It's it's the game and and so it's kind of it's good that That we understand that sometimes when you get to a certain age and you realize wow, I really I threw it all in You know, I think it's important to understand that I believed in myself So no matter how badly I failed And the opportunities that I blew and the things that were big opportunities and I completely fucked them up no matter what nobody can say I didn't try or believe in myself and I think that's really what the goal isn't so in matrix says that and it's just like There is a lot of honor like if all you are at the end of the line is a janitor But you fucking tried like you really tried if all you are is whatever your job is or your accountant or whatever if you're Humping it and working a paycheck for someone else and they're making all the money and you get to watch But but say you've tried to write your book or you've tried to be the thing or be a right You know, you know sculptor art or you know, right anything that you've tried to do as long as you've at least Tried to do something with what you do. No one can ever take that Yeah, you know and I have this I have this quote that I wrote a long time ago And I had to just sit with it and I was thought it was kind of cheesy But it is a if I live my dream today and die I'll never know I didn't make it But if I give up my dream today and somehow I'm alive tomorrow my life means nothing because I've already died and I have to remember That every time you want to stop that all you have to do is something today, you know 50 years of fucking fucking myself up whatever man am I doing something today?
Am I writing you know like am I writing that blog today? Am I making that fucking jingle today? Am I you know, whatever you're doing? What?
Ungers wow right in the middle. I'm inspirational. Sorry, but whatever I mean shit happens But whatever you're doing just pervert a podcast listeners Just get off your ass and do something start a garage band right a fucking poem start a blog start a podcast do something Something that you said I always wanted to do this. It's yeah You're likely not going to make it in in the big fame and whatever But no matter what nobody can take that effort from you nobody can take away that little moment where you said I believe in myself You know out of all this shit all the self hate all the everything no one you know I wrote alligator balls goddamn it made some people laugh, you know, it's you know it has to count for something So so thank you matrix for for hearing what I was talking about there, but yeah, that was did I just fucking monologue?
I did I was totally was good I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. I'm it God fucking I was good and I let thank you matrix for writing in and what? It's Kathy.
What can we just go to the thing the new segment? Yes? Let's you know what's going on? You wrote it and I read it that is this egg you guys ready?
I'm gonna fuck this up. I know but whatever revitalized brand new segment Let us begin and now perverted podcast presents to you daddy's story time where everyone is over 18 because none of us want to go to jail Daddy read stories little girls love them then they get sleepy. That's when he bucks them That's how that works Yeah, the round boys and girls. I have a story to read to you.
The Kathy wrote this story is called Goldilocks gets owned Control yourself Thanks reading a story now When Mama Bear found that Goldilocks had eaten all their food she was so angry that she threw her over her knee pulled down her panties And began spanking her little white bottom Goldilocks kicked and howled but could not get away when the spanking was over pop a bear bound her with rope to the dining room table With her legs spread apart and began whacking her pussy with a flogger until she screamed that she was sorry She would never do it again From then on the bear family decided to keep Goldilocks as their domestic servants Every morning she would receive a thorough paddling before having to sweep the entire house clad only in an apron When the rest of the family ate meals she would kneel under the table and serve as a stool for pop a bear's feet And on weekends baby bear who is legally 21 years old and well over the legal age limit Would take a Goldilocks into the woods where she would serve as a fuck toy for him and all his woodland friends And thus Goldilocks lived out Goldilocks lived out her life happy well spanked and well fucked I don't know where we created this section. I don't know I have a sick brain. I love it Look at you just kind of squirming away. She's all me Goldilocks Could they be goblins instead of bears?
Oh my god Goblin swear that was good reader Storytime so here's I guess how's we're gonna do it Kathy writes it and I read it and so Kathy is obviously now known as a very perverse That is so it's only gonna be so Kathy you're gonna bastardize basically all of the childhood everything so like a stops fable Princess of the pea maybe some fucking incest Hansel and Gretel Okay, I'm right now Hansel and Gretel for sure. So if you are perverted podcast listener perverted podcast at gmail.com Please send Kathy your ideas of what type of story and let her weave her perverted shitty fuck And then I will read I don't know do you guys think that was fine? I liked it I like it's like no fuck off I'd eat shit you eat shit naysayer And now we're gonna tell you all kinds of shit that only we care about but it's gonna be much slower this time So Kathy I write a lot of jingles now Wait, yes, we are we're going along with our intent to really wait. Oh, you're going with all this shit Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no wait here.
I read this one you should hear this do I'm on fire Kathy Fire did you write that when you had to go? And I said I'm gonna write a jingle Serefy likes that We'll also be available on perverted podcast. I got it's a sound cloud. It's a special perverted podcast music sound Yeah, Amy, are you in the love lab when he records this?
Do you just laugh your a She does not she just sits and she's just like this motherfuckers and her up in my gaming Trying to study physics. I could be a doctor. Oh Singing about drunk guys and pee-pee dance and that's it. This is where we're going I have decided I'm just gonna do jingles and have fun.
Make it up for the show. Okay. So um sticks Yeah, as kinky loteria, which that's another jingle. I'm a while back.
We did boogie did a kinky loteria Right where we played with idea. It's the like the Mexican bingo Oh, it's like amazing. Yeah, and it was fine And I someone made the suggestion hey it should maybe it could be a kinky But they have to have the cards made that would kinky and stick just fucking around with it And he's drink a couple fucking six gallons of his ice eating that off like an amp top But he's not gonna do it before you know it. He's emailing us a spreadsheet and we're gonna get out of Actually, like all the things I need these pictures.
We have these boys. I'm gonna take these pictures And he's gonna so he's gonna make a kinky bingo kind of thing So we're like waiting for it. We're also kind of poking them because it's like we want to see it done Yeah, it's like half we don't roll. Okay, bitch.
Well, guess what? We're gonna now everyone knows, you know sticks email him and say Hey, how's this going? How's this going? Oh, I'm sure he did like a photo shoot here You know you can we put the toys up.
Yeah, the whole little thing. This was no just snap a picture So I'm like we're looking forward to seeing that maybe maybe it's something I don't know if he's like planning on selling this or something I'm just like maybe it's something we could make a PDF and then everyone could print them out for free You don't know where you probably try to make some money out. I'm just the I'm the sucker that doesn't make money So so good so good. So good.
P.P listener sticks. Hopefully we get a kinky loteria I did remember I said last week in our revitalization that Kathy and I were gonna be Dude and check on the street and we were gonna go and actually start asking kinky questions to people you know relatively PG We've committed to one a year. Yeah, one year. Oh, but I need the microphone by need of the handheld recorder So I just wanted to announce to a perverted podcast listeners and especially our patron supporters That I spent all week long looking up.
What are the best field recorders are like the little handheld things they hold up to you and there's the zoom h1 and one whatever and surprisingly it was only 130 bucks and And so that was that the top of the list is like what's gets a really quality sound so we can literally go put on our Perverted podcast garb so we look more official Kathy will have her clipboard and Literally doodles of penises. Yeah, just looks you know cuz then people the more you have that look the more people are like oh 15 minutes A fame I want to add you know and then I'll consult with Penis I just You should I get a crop and whack those balls while they recode to you I'm gonna say I'm not King's shaman, but that sounds kind of weird. I'm just saying hysterical because you know we spent the whole meal with him trying to explain this game theory to me and I'm like My head hurt at how do you just not just like me you literally just like gets this twitch? You know like after 40 seconds?
She'll just kind of be like yeah She'll tell physics you know she can do all that but when I start just rambling I get I normally this is why I start to feel a little bad because he starts talking about this stuff And I really do zone out and I'll be like I'm sorry I didn't understand it where did you say please we start again He's all this time he's brought this thing up it because it had to do with something that I was talking about So I thought to myself I better make some fucking effort and try and understand this fucking prisoners dilemma that doesn't make any sense to me And I really tried it just and I kind of got it Yeah, but that was fucking payback man. You made me sit through a home meal and I'm gonna whack your balls What tell me again with the prisoners dilemma is a great idea. So that was a great way to pay back creative exporters Macamas balls, that's pretty cool. That's fine So we got the talking thing So that means we are now one step away first off Thank you to our patron contributors because that's what paid for the piece of equipment that will hopefully benefit the show like We say we're gonna do when you guys give us money.
You guys are great. So you guys are great and now let's move on to the next Is a zebra labia all covered with stripes? See godly wisdom on some fucking advice I am I'm a chinkle mad man. Oh, oh She's a tough critic like she likes this one.
She loves this one. She loves a peen one I will take the win. I am I am one for three with therapy and I will take it because it's a good one That's my girl. Oh is a zebras labia all covered with stripes Kathy.
These are the questions I asked myself there's something wrong with your brain and I okay code and ball smackers Yeah, I don't think so because the belly is not striped. It's not Okay, Dell come on Make with make with the no Asking your opinion of the jingles your internet guy go look up a labia a zebra labia and see if it's covered with stripes I got everybody on their I don't think it's fun to look. Let's just go everybody now go look up zebra labia I'm not listening to anything. We're saying no serifines doing it right now.
So is pop your mom Dell angers doing it too Muse probably to see the back of the star. Yeah, she's violent. She already looked it up. Did you there's no there's no stripes?
Okay, let's do some fucking advice. Okay, so this is for which species of zebra. I don't know Fred's species Good guess there's Cleveland Ohio zebra passadina zebras Okay, well, I go lily sleeper wrote to us this was a while ago I apologize, but there's some questions that only my Michelle can answer so I always have to wait for her to get on the show So she says to us I just finished listening to the latest podcast while I did my workout And I just had to let you know that I loved boogie's new song it was fucking tight boogie I remember what I was a long time ago keep up apparently keep up the good work also I really enjoyed hearing about bunny's humiliation see I can never that But are you doing it? Is that a zebra labia?
Black I think Pretty pucker buttable for that Little zebra dicken fucking internet man. I was right. I was right it comes through as I knew you would I've never seen a zebra's pussy there it was there you go. Okay, let's go on to the so she goes on I don't know if you've discussed this before since I'm a new listener But do you know anything about SPH and I don't look at it myself Small penis humiliation she says my boyfriend loves it But he also loves it when I talk about how much bigger his cocky is than my ex's dick even though he does not like to be compared To other men while I'm teasing him about his baby dick.
I love all you guys especially Kathy Michelle small penis humiliation. Yes, really so fun So there are guys who have small penis is and they enjoy being humiliated. Yes It yeah They enjoy being you know told how small they are and how they are not as big as other guys and you know That's worthless. You can't do anything with it.
You know what I do with that. I was spit on it Can pirate Michelle the small penis humiliated Yeah, so you've done this before oh hell yeah, so now okay, so as Once again I do a lot of humiliation with my girls and I understand more with bunny You know what she is and that there's a certain power that she actually gets from being torn down completely and then kind of built back up But what do you find that the guys that are into small penis humiliation? Like what are they getting out of it? Is it just the rush?
I think it's the rush it's the kind of like being embarrassed that they kind of like get off on and The you know like they're zooming in on this one thing that they're maybe insecure about and it's just like it just heightens that Rush for them, but it's a lot of fun I enjoy it, but you know you always have to kind of like okay Where's the limit? Where's you know? Where's the line and what things can I say? What things can't I say because as with any Humiliations, you know really easily you can have you ever had a humiliation single bad actually no luckily?
One thing that has not gone wrong, but yeah, sir. You're laughing at you So one time I had like the little gherkins and I compared his penis of the gherkin It's a gherkin pickle little teeny pickles. I said the gherkin was bigger than his dick And then I had brownie and water and I spit on him. It was great Wow Michelle.
I just want you know you guys are mean You guys you like a team now, and I just I'm staying over here I do I gotta go bad to do what I just Do I spit food? I'm a food addict of course I'm like a spit food. I'm obsessed with food. Why would I waste food?
Blashing I feel like There's a bite of muffin you bitch Water and squish around in your mouth Yes, it's amazing. I know I have a theory and it might be completely crazy But is it like you know as kids sometimes even if you're not getting attention getting attention for doing something bad Yeah, any attention is good attention Is that the same thing because you have a woman or sometimes more than one woman focusing solely on your penis even though They're they're talking shit about it. They're talking about you exactly. Yeah, so that's a part of it a little bit Yeah, and they're like okay.
I'm finally getting you know some sort of attention and and some validation and oh They're actually looking at my penis for once right? But yeah, but I like to like I would like kind of kick it like oh like with my tone like poke it at it Like what the fuck is this? Right into the mic please so closer closer So I've even been approached by people into small penis Simulation that they actually want to watch me and my partner who has a bigger penis than that cold and then like describe like how Small their dick is while I'm fucking a bigger dick. Have you done it?
No Why not? Let's do that. It's not a limit. No, I just haven't had that opportunity Well because then it's about them.
It's not it's not your scene anymore You're now just doing someone else's scene because obviously that's what gets them off Yeah And now you have to actually go out and organize a leg where both you and the person that you're having sex with are going to turn all of Their attention it actually is completely about the person that's being humiliated about the Yeah, so if you're not and I've done that you know Bunny does cook cleaning but it's always kind of like a she cooked Queens for a while and I leave her on the floor in Then eventually if she like if she needs to join like if she feels really bad She'll say join and then she can join but if not she stays there But it's still a lot of that scene is about the person on the floor You know cuz you're you're like you're you're you're kind of that's the whole idea of the cook so I can see how you're not always into it Well, that's like all these people have only been online She's like they won't like no one has ever like come up to me at the club and been like hey So can you humiliate my dick while I watch you when you're part of it? I like how they sound too This is my perfect voice I'm just a little more Scott Later I'm telling you actually runs back to the couch. That's very interesting. I don't know that we really answered that much But I've always found that fascinating.
I've always found humiliation play fascinating if I had a chance I would absolutely try it But I just I don't understand from the other person's point of view what they get out of it But I guess it's not necessary to understand to go out ahead and play with them Well, it just kind of shows what kind of a strong person that they are to to be able to go through that and to take that kind of Abuse because it's not a sexual arousal they get from it, right? They get hard really Sometimes yeah, and I think it is you know For the sake of for the sake of being a more responsible type I think it is important to try the best you can to understand a little bit about what they get out of it because if it is self-abusive And they are doing this because it leads into other aspects of their self abuse or their Self-hatred or whatever. I don't want to be a part of that And I don't want to encourage that so as long as I can find out at the end that this is something that excites them And maybe it empowers them a little bit You know because obviously if you're insecure about something and then you continuously make fun of it make fun of it It doesn't kind of bug you as much anymore The one that I played with the most he could take a lot a lot and it was kind of Empowering to for him to see how much he could take and how much humiliation he could take and it really turned him on But the one thing that he coded on was I said, oh, you're just like those motherfuckers who drive the hum the hummers He's like yellow Like oh a yellow hummer. He's like no yellow.
I'm like, oh, sorry. I apologize I don't like Arnold Schwarzenegger. He drives a lot of hummers. Yes.
I'm gonna yell on that. Did he explain that? What about a hummer that just I guess those kind of people he didn't want to be associated with well, you know She literally sleep or does say that her boyfriend loves it But he doesn't like it when she talks about how much bigger he is he then his ex because it takes him out of the little Humidious humiliation and he doesn't like to be compared to other men well She's so he can she can tease him, but she doesn't want to be he doesn't want to be compared to that And now this can be men who actually have normal size dicks really yeah like I had one guy He was like, oh, that looks like a good cock, but okay, you know, so right? So it's not all so it's not all just rumbling.
Yeah Oh, you know that is that something I hadn't considered see I like it when my Michelle is here because I always learn something new Look at that. Yeah, and you and I certainly can't talk about small penis humiliation because it mines too small I think you bet you better say that those huge balls Swag on I'll fucking smack you from here with them That's they make well, you know cuz there's a bunch of table legs and stuff they got a wrap individually around each one And I'm like Eventually gets goes and then I suck it back like a chameleon. Oh, thank you Exactly what she does Listen to seabra Buckard butthole Butthole's puckered no, this was puckered out. This was like coming out like a rose but there's pucken There's pucker in and pucker in crowd Lidar I just wonder how many British nightmares we're going to be in because it's like for like four in the morning Oh wait, wait, we're not live.
No, I'm sorry I just had a fantasy that yeah We can't go like we fuck up all the time we have to edit it out. Yeah, all right We're bringing back legions of kink we did we did the calendar the calendar the talent map whatever that's a map It's a mappet took up all of Poland Because we can't do things anymore, so now we got the smallest ticket we can find which pretty much if you're anywhere in you know Like the checkers, it's shut up. They're not that big huge like the pole. It's a good sticker It's we have a listener who says yeah, there's half a pole and goddamn it This is take me for a walk who wrote doesn't say hi guys.
I am from and she's thank you so much for spelling this out phonetically I'm so gonna trouble with it rock wav Poland rock wait is it one is our visa right? So yeah, I mean it's rock wavster rock wavster rock wavster rock wavster It wasn't a rock it was a rock lobster She loves the monsters Right way she did what we actually told about the city she says it's an absolutely beautiful city in western Poland four hours from Prague Czech Republic where culture the Polish culture what check and German melts together We have great beer and vodka wonderful architecture and a lot of foreign and Polish students having fun on the colorful market square every weekend The city is filled with sculptures of little dwarves around 400 all over the city and kids and tourists love to look for them She attached some pictures to check this out. Oh, that sounds cool. Look rock rock lobster Poland is fucking cool Because literally so like all over the city there's like up on this building You know like up on a ledge there's like a little little elf thing and it's doing something and then like literally all over the city There's little elves by mailbox or whatever they are by mailboxes and stuff like that There's just little statues and so people are looking for like the things that you don't like Ish yes, they're ish no their gnomes, but dwarves dwarves.
I can handle but no oh I'm gonna post them. They're absolutely all she's finishes off by saying I'm sending you a lot of love You taught me a lot and thanks to you I started to discover my poli side which I thought before I should hide and be ashamed of now I know how to talk to my partner about it and create a love life and partnership that fits my needs not societies needs Kisses to you all and I miss you so much even though. I have never met you PS Kathy I am not a leather dyke, but do I have a chance with you? You are so hot I love leather Kathy that's why she doesn't like me.
I've been Oh, yeah, you're saying nobody wants me, but And thank you so much, so we'd love putting you guys on the map here But if you could you know send us a little something yeah, we fit yeah definitely that's kind of fun that That was really little bit Send us send us something because it is kind of fun because then we I know this sounds lame because Kathy and I don't know anywhere I'm true, so it's kind of fun to see like this is where people are actually getting us You know like it's so it's kind of like a little little loser vacation Traveled all over the city and found warms it was really cool. That's cool Gmail.com and I guess that's about it Yay, and that is our show. Thank you for writing for playing for us recording You know what if you're in the Los Angeles or surrounding area you better visit threshold auto or than find out about joining their family, thank you to everybody who was in the dungeon tonight, especially to my Michelle for guest housing I'm sorry somebody actually wrote to us and misspelled under the name of called him hunger and I'm still thinking about it I'm going to everyone in the shower even though we can't hear hunger because he's sick and has a sore throat To everybody else who's here tonight pocket Bobby Ramon, Sarah fiend and Mew. Thank you guys so much for being in the audience I know Dolph and bros, sorry del.
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