I can't even do it. Oh, man. Oh, God. Okay.
Sorry. We're comparing my social life to the fugitive Welcome to know applies just the clap. I'm Doug and with me is that the only person I can text Mr. Hands references to Yeah, that's awkward.
No, you find the hilarious. He has a tool that is one of those multi-srewdrivers where you just look out this We've ever had that you need. Guess what this tool is called? Mr.
Hands Mr. Seven Hands. Yeah, no It makes us laugh every fucking time because it sounds like the worst thing you could ever ever hear is Mr. Seven Hands By the way, you know that dude died doing that.
I know not that time. Yeah, yeah, fucked it up by a horse. Thanks internet No, that's great. You missed that one.
That was that was I just I just pictured your face as I texted you God damn Mr. Hands references my face was laughing when you tested me that because I immediately went to David Cross in the Doubtlabs movies talking about how we thought it was the family that version of Mr. Hands actually it was The me calling you the first time I heard that like screaming with laughter walking the word and you remember that don't you? That's how you got me in the podcast.
I believe I was the first podcast I ever listen to was Because it was the deal at the bottom of the cross and across and went better. Yeah, I was gonna say family like I said, which was an excellent podcast, but like I said I was walking down I don't think I was even going to work. I think I was just going to pick up the paycheck and it was windy as fuck But I could not stop like laughing to like ride about excuse me We bought a zoo being the family that version of Mr. Hands the reference was in nerd poker the D&D podcast I listen to Bramposane was yeah There was a guy who was like slowly dying while writing things with his own blood using like a side hole for him.
Well And he goes yeah, he just like you know moans and slumps and they went oh like the Mr. Hands video Like I had to pause and I thought of you horribly and I was like oh god. It was their hands reference I must text you speaking of things you can't unsee. We're jumping right to that I made you watch what what in the butt by Sam Wells an eight-year-old viral video that I'd never seen before Yeah, like you and my half Swedish and half Slovak co-worker the only people that I was gonna say I've ever showed that to that Haven't seen it before Mike 100% check coworker at least had seen that video Yeah, what what's in the bus in the bus which is extra funny for give me a fat seed he says He was like I said I've seen some interviews with him.
He wasn't making that to be funny. It was a semi serious video Let me talk about the mixed messages in this video Let's start with the opening shot of a burning cross, but I mean the galvanizes into a metal cross burning cross Then it opens into the chocolate starfish with the mouth chocolate starfish Okay, so that's it. It's not that many cut to Pants with what what but dazzle on the ass of it What on the butt yeah like black unflattering jeans with what what dazzled cross the ass in it like a red silk Pimp shirt, but yeah, but they need to have the wig that's like the post gummy can play kid haircut I'm gonna say to Jerry curl wasn't a Jerry curl. It was like weird half-ass dreads that That kid had after you got rid of the gummy haircut Yeah I'm Yeah, and just green screens are a privilege not a right Tell me that you're sad you watched it because I know you're not it's not the word Disappointed in all of humanity might be the word and this is coming from the guy who showed you the fox who showed you Black women hugging All right, but I'm going to put some other ear worms slash eye worms in your brain later head worms Brain worms might be a better turn okay Makes me think of like a warring eating parts of my face like a face-sucker.
Yeah See that reminds me of something else that good meaning to order for years I haven't gotten around to it. Did you ever read the net comic? Penny arcade no, did you ever see you know they have their own they have their own convention? Have you ever heard of the packs convention?
It's a pop culture mostly video game Commetrical packs, but it's a long because it's always in LA That's the opposite of us the opposite of that song Anyways, I hate a lady But I'll pack a new kid expert that's pretty awesome But now they have a shirt that they've made I don't know if they still make it but it's a little cartoon version of the face hunger and the caption on the bottom is just Facebook alien wing long wing wing long wing long This we think about it. You totally got Facebook And that and that comic that I haven't seen is still better than from you. Yes It's just humans puking alien. It's fucking horrid So The rhyms scheme alone is annoying It's not too late so I don't ruin that but moment that but mint I I I Yeah, there's like a terrorist threat and he's really like a like a deep-covered 21 jump street type Okay, this is what's gonna happen.
I'm gonna have to go over to garners now and bar a season one of Veronica Mars and rewatch it Yeah, I got season two and I have season three, but it's not the eldest Tim Taylor boy. No, he made an appearance as a douchebag in crap Probably like an honor No, some TV show and this isn't douchebag Yeah, wasn't he the middle child was JT was a little yeah, yeah, he was on bronchomars And now I'm seeing we were on Mars. I'm watching you much Oh, oh, where does it always come back to Veronica Mars of adventure brothers? Oh, it's just a gift though speaking of Camarino.
It's on deck on my on my watching cue is bad my love So yeah, I thought on a Ferguson whole watch Seth Green, you know Patrick Harris J. Leno and this is all the episode. It was during the late night war So it's very funny and very interesting Yeah, but this is at the point where he was still like everything was kind of up in the air and J. Leno was still kind of a good guy You know, I mean, he's a bad guy.
It's just that I can't believe anybody would choose Leno over Conan What this was at the point where you know Conan was about was gonna be taking over Leno was gonna get his own show It wasn't like such a you sir. Yeah, I can I think Leno's a bad guy. It's that I just can't believe anybody would prefer a I know but and you know what which is weird because in the end I love that ginger and it's not just my second favorite because Ferguson's always gonna be bad Ferguson is one of the few late my talk to host I will actually make an effort to watch because he just has a conversation with them And oh my god, so yeah, the sex green episode is brilliant because they end up like smoking pipes and acting like there's been a murder like a crime solvers and No, it's not I'm sorry. It's not that's green.
It's um, what's the name break? Just to go and love it. They're smoking pipes like those big Sherlock have a dash like have a dash read pipes And they're like there's been a murder and then like there's a Dashery means don't you have a dash or is it the hat store whatever what am I thinking about? What's a pipe thing with haverdasher?
There's no pipe thing with heavy Maybe just smoke a pipe while you're in a haverdasher hat and pike so together look at your luck I'm just like a soup and tie. I'm sorry. I'm just in to relaxing. I'm caught on purpose, but I guess so suit and tie I want to tag you so hard in the junk right now, but I'll refrain all refrain I was a great person along that I will give you the people's elbow to the balls and you guys can't see it by adding my elven she is Can you give people the people's eyebrow?
Very good. There's a lot of people when I was in high school. I would always you know cock the eyebrow like look if we can do that I'm a basic fucking muscles. I can do that unfortunately since I am a little bit ginger my eyebrows are essentially invisible So it's kind of a moot point.
Okay. I think I stroke. Yeah It's a big sour a little bit like powder No powder That was a gentle to upset or am I thinking Michael you're thinking Michael whatever dumb movie that brought a deer back to life with I was powder No, didn't Michael he brought a dog back. Okay, and he always met like chocolate chick cookies Because it's heaven Which by the way, I've peanut butter M&M's if you want some no I'm not gonna put a guy Pleasure What I'm talking about the fact that it is actually cold now and Doug has recently discovered a I can't say hidden shame But something that happens every winter.
I am not good with cold. Oh, okay Doug discovered Deborah in bear mode insert your own gauge. Oh care and then let's just move on It's more the fact that you texted me to see if I needed a red-bolt for life force Yeah, I called this week life force and the only concession I made to you coming over was getting up with the intention of getting dressed But just putting on a bra and then putting my pajamas back on which I would not have had you not told me You're in your Jamie James. I assumed you didn't spend a lot of time staring at my cupcakes But yes, Devin bear mode is not good cupcakes like that I like to use the most inappropriate phrase possible when talking about my boobs Sweater muffins makes water structures.
It's funnier. What is it? What do they call it in fanboys sweater yams? He's a mu-ness sweater yams Oh, I love this cold breeze.
I might make it breasts. Oh Oh Back to running Mars damn it. It's only better time before we get said unfortunately since Deborah has been in bear mode because it's been cold I have done pretty much nothing other than laying bed with my cats. Yes, I know how sad that sounds I've read more of the brotherhood of the black dagger pan by books, you know You're all that noise outside my neighbors is you really in route my bad And you know really your brotherhood of the black dagger.
Yeah, my favorite sex cult You know, I wouldn't mind talking about that But there much more well written than 50 shades of gray and you know say that but that's and that's actually There's something I didn't put on the whiteboard that I was gonna say you don't add it right now I'll just get to it organically, but um one your Vampire dagger books are getting the way of you reading X heroes. I'm sorry, which I finished the sequel So I'm waiting for you to get to the end of X heroes You know, I can talk about it B. I can get you X Patriots So you can finish that we can talk about it and then X communication comes out in December. Okay, fine I have Monday free.
I will do it on Monday. It's not a hard read It's just one of those things whenever the first chapter and it was okay But am I going to read that? I'm going to say am I going to be that or my name? And the other is a lot of graphics sucks in this one.
I need something I can fall asleep to you What's doing it is something I can fall asleep to You just read the prologue or the first chapter Yeah, you got it now and then Yeah, it's kind of the origin of the mighty dragon. I mean It like I said it for me It was like I didn't realize I was into it until like literally the last probably 40 pages What the fuck is gonna happen? Two days ago, it looks like something was worth reading. I'm just like I said, I'm sorry Yeah, we're going into winter note.
I told a friend But I had a winter plan and my winter plan is to drink and watch adventure time. That is the winter plan It's not about winter plan. No, it's an excellent winter plan and luckily this winter is previous although when I was younger not so much I actually have a gentleman. So like I said, there's nothing worse than being single in the winter.
Sorry dad Well, I wasn't horrible. Um, I'm sure I'll find the Charlotte socks somewhere. Um, sorry Charlotte Sorry socks Charlotte. Will you please tell him to throw the damn stock out?
I don't know where it is. It doesn't matter if she tells you to throw it away when you find it You'll throw it away. So Charlotte, please tell Doug to throw the sock out. We're bordering on I don't even know what we're born We're born.
We're this is almost that is the time. Yeah, very I wouldn't have to dig a very deep pit to put her on to Lower the lotion in Charlotte. I don't really want to kill you and wear you you know that Thank God, you know my humor. Okay.
Let's just move on to more weather business Doug your coats bucket hideous you need a different coat actually hold on I want to sidebar on that is you talked about 50-50 grade. I was thinking about that earlier today Just based on on literary prowess not actually thinking about it. Oh, no, no one can accurately tell me what the fuck Kind of sexy. I have a network.
That's all in the story. Yes, and then I know that's all I ever get there Like will you know the entire book? That's it? There's is a penetration There's no penetration like said there's there's nipple clamps and they have a rack and this all sorts of spreader bars and other toys And they start getting the butt stuff in the last book.
What what actually has anal what what yeah? No, they never actually get to what what in But oh but like I said, I start kind of leading up to that. I think if she frankly had planned it out better They probably got nail well from what I hear she didn't plan it out I said the pacing on those books is awful. Oh, I heard the last book the pacing is completely fucked like completely fucked Like I said and unfortunately since I being who I read the first one out of curiosity and felt obligated to read the rest of them It was torturous However, our non-churn introduced me to a very hilarious meme Which is people reading 50 shades of gray and public and it's all these pictures about people reading the book with these horrified facial expressions in public places Yeah, but see the picture of me when I flipped through an excess copy was just Jesus Christ This syntax is horrible like it wasn't even I was flipping through to find the sex.
I'm like well Let's see what's not like a very part, but then it's like well No, I got like I was flipping through like when they're trading emails and I'm like this isn't hot and it's poorly written extremely And you know what I'm reading now that I'm actually surprised by the quality of writing is city of bones Oh, I'm not good. I'm good. Really. I'm on the first like 50 pages and already I'm like When you know that it's well written I didn't care for the story.
Okay, when you get knows and say when you get done with that Let me know and it's really sad that the first movie was such a flop Just because I really love Jonathan Reese Myers and anything that he's in no It's like the the human best friend character Simon. I'm pretty sure it's played by one of the guys from the misfits That's my whole thing. I just like ever since I saw her know the cold line man Jonathan Reese Myers Whoa, it's getting warmer in here. Huh?
I don't feel damn thing. Of course. Yeah, but back to your coat Doug your coats fuckin hit it. That was a free fucking coat That's like that's like a $400 nobody coat.
You're not snowboarding It's fucking ugly go get a damn bull peak out and we'll talk I've got a fucking no I've got a rad peek out of you ever seen my pecan I've seen your pecan you look great your pecan Why don't you wear your pecan? Okay one that jackets like mid a mid-weight and Waterproof with the fold-up hood. It's until it's hairy is what it is I Actually, I actually think it's a little tangent of ugly I have jackets that look better on me, but don't have hoods and or are not waterproof. It's not rain Well, I like to be prepared Me and Rihanna hanging out Umbrella I want to be to with my whiteboard.
I tell you about the first time I heard that song. No, so the first time I hear Rihanna's umbrella I'm not pop music savvy culture one thing pop music all another Yeah, I don't listen to the radio. I don't know top 40 shit So I'm listening to this song about a girl in umbrella and I'm like this is kind of bad And I almost almost almost post on Facebook Just heard a song about it. Just read this umbrella song kind of wish you get punched in the face Before I wrote it quickly Wikipedia who it was by that way I could say like box this person realized who it was buying went Well, it's gonna get in with that.
It's that would be bad and that leads me to I've been the king of freezing of coin Enthrances and last week I coined a phrase. I really like head book It's where you post everything on Facebook. You're not actually gonna write Did you actually say that? No posting it to my head book?
No, I was gonna say co-worker and I have the same thing with all their mental to-do list How's that it's to-do list though? Well, it's in general things that I think are going to do It's like if you're a Vulcan you kind of have the mental chalkboard. It's kind of like that So if you're Vulcan, this is how I've always had it explained to me You kind of have the mental chalkboard. It's a little bit like having a photographic memory Or if you think something and write it on your mental chalkboard no matter how long you're away from it It's still gonna be there when you get back.
Okay, does that make sense? Head book is just kind of a depository horrible things Like the what what the butt video? No that got out. What do you want to post about that?
I don't have a strong opinion for or against the what what in the butt other than the old green screen privilege joke Not that whole big thing with the chocolate heart. I won't bite hard. Oh, no, I think it was at least not that hard Horrible okay, so moving on agents of shield you haven't seen it you're a I'm one your co-tidious agents of she what a great segue so you haven't seen agents of shield. I know you don't care about spoilers audience I've been reading the synopsis.
Okay, um There will be spoilers And then revealing some Easter eggs because I think they're gearing up for an arrow level of Easter eggs No, especially because arrow doesn't have the back story that shield does Exactly so first episode you can tell it was written by the guys that did dr. Horrible you can tell it was Jed Jed Whedon Marissa, how are the fuck you pronounce your last name and then just waiting you can tell because at one point Bad horses the bad horses. You're not on Facebook my friend Gretchen sister Jesse posted a picture of the Evil League of Evil and it says bad horses judging you but there's a picture of evil Bowie in the background like evil Bowie exclamation Rediscent just the location that you just sent in a murder would be nice of course That horse One of those singers Maybe after this I'll make you watch commentary. No, I have the divot so Yeah opens up with their recruiting it's a kind of a hand-picked team and there's ancient war who's like the ex-filtration Like super spy type of guy like he's got all the gadgets.
He knows how to play candy in combat he's like a one-man army type of thing and Colson and Kobe some small business areas Maria Hill, which I was gonna it's you by her being Maria Hill in the Avengers But then I was like well well, but you know coming out from a complex side of things where I'm like Never seen anything action before but it was that she brought like a humorous humanity to the Maria Hill that really wasn't In the comics Bendis kind of poking proud of that it but Yeah, just the prickliness of her side. I mean obviously she needs a good job But the joke of yeah, you've got high marks here here and here, but under personal skills It looks like a poop with knives in it And he starts critiquing her drawing of a porcupine is what that is Laugh out loud that they said poop like three times in a row on that one television It looks like a poop with it. I did not drop it looks like a poop like just the rapid fire was like This is so just we didn't argue about poop. It could have been about the episode Their plane designation is 616 which is We're gonna second episode So yeah, the their plane designation their flights designation is 616 which is the designation for Marvel's prime universe.
So you kind of have like a little arrow type of you know Easter egg with 616 You're still left wondering I don't know what this synopsis has said but Colson has said Yeah, my death was faked and then I went to Tahiti until being brought like you know brought back into the shieldfold and at one point Hill says an often comment about he never wants to eat and you're left wondering what's going on See a ghost that lives in the head of a robot. I think it's dangerous to close crap my money is on we went We went we had ultra on theories a couple weeks ago, which are possibly proving to me which are yeah, the teasers getting closer closer to Don't don't don't but But my theories that he's a life model decoy and they're gonna make him kind of a synthetic intelligence like the vision Who was kind of a very advanced AI weirdly creative by ultra on some wondering if that's building into that as well? So that's my theory is that he's kind of a vision So I fucking An aware like model decoy which you haven't seen like model decoy say been referenced in the Avengers But you've never seen one so in the first episode had Jay August Richards from angel leg gun He had a bit part on arrow if you remember as a hitman. Yeah, but no no But I mean it's very we can the reuse actors well and run glass the preacher from Firefly is in G.
I mean anytime you get Nathan Villiade just do it just do it. Um, I love you. I love you. That's usually your line I like it Want to see you do something awesome?
Who was I talking about you can be king Faraday? Yeah, you could be the justice like government liaison. I think they'll be fucking perfect Treats on the Nerdist and then he gave them what I had covers or something like that. It's like yeah, underbox like phone cases He's like I got a ton of these fuckers.
I'm such a nice I love him talking about also actually being in trauma of in the theater in Canada. You're like you're so funny Okay, you know came out of theater was Nick off from that's another story. We're getting off topic So Okay anything he says sounds like the sage's advice ever like he could just be talking it's like so It's just like so I started doing a peach party scrub I like to exfoliate and you're like, okay fucking it's like the fucking like not the voice of God but goddamn close You know I know most work body thinking hopefully so you have J. They see our Twitter J.
August Richards comes in super strong may and vulnerable Unbreakable skins. I would say Never seem that assured I was real thin on Arrow compared to what he looked like on Angel. He was real thin on well He was lean in Arrow or I'm sorry in a firefly I fucking yeah, I'm gonna mention all the shows I say he was really in on Angel, but he had really good definition and he just looked real thin on when he was no he um He really can't tell he wears a lot of baggy clothing I mean I've had to take a look I mean he's aged some but like I said I just remember thinking how thin you look when we went on Arrow and I don't mean that a good way. I didn't like kind of sickly and scrawny.
No, he looks alright in in shield, but they race his identity And oh and they make he's been infected with not only Sharturi technology, but what's our truth? Sharturi Sharturi that cream liquor that tastes kind of like licorice. No, okay. Oh, and I love that the key thing is it's a battle of New York I'm speaking of the Sharturi Which is another name for squirrel in ultimate continuity which I could use as a segue to something else, but I won't He's been enhanced by that and if you've been following all of the build-up in Avengers, he's been enhanced with extremis So it's nice that they once again tied that into You're shaking your head.
No, I'm just thinking if somebody had said years ago that they were gonna be able to build a franchise In a universe like this over a number of movies and bring it into a TV It would have been an endurance wet dream that would never happen. I'm just saying people have been like fucking crazy It's a waste of time money. It's never gonna work. Well what the only team of superheroes you've ever seen that's like a not made up team Well, I'm gonna call that team.
That's a dynamic duo. We'll be fantastic for Only for being charitable Yeah, fantastic for the first movie is okay. The second movie is terrible. Fuck fucking horrible Anyway, so you have and I think he's gonna come back and he's gonna take the name Luke Cage.
I honestly think that's Luke Cage Stop thinking about Nick Cage Hold on real quick, I don't want to do a crossover but the gap boys the gap boys did an episode that was Doug heavy We did pop culture top fives. Oh, I know I've to up your head What is kind of a compound question? What's your number one Nick Cage movie? What do you think mine was?
I would say on air simply because when I Made the list. Oh, by the way, I had it. It was a 5.5 because I had at the cameo from grindhouse Make that actual movie that's a little women of the SS. Yeah with Nicholas Cage's fume in shoe Fuck it.
They're gonna if they're gonna make fucking homo the shotgun record. How are why can't they make where women are the SS? What's jelly moon? Oh, right?
I guess it would ruin it. Um, anyway, sorry. What was your number one Nicholas Cage? Yeah, fairs kiss.
I didn't see that one forever. I'm a vampire! Fucking awesome. Connor made my list.
The chest hair and belly girl because he has like a shave. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but it was just like that chick Julie. She's not one of us.
It's Connor air simply because I also love John Malphovich's performance in that. Si, anara. I love that shit. Well, I actually picked Connor because of the bot the bunny for my daughter and Put the bunny down.
It's uneven and god awful southern accent. That's the only reason why I kick ass and make the list because I'm like No, I have an accent on there. Um, raising her is on of course made it on there. I'm raising her so.
Um, yeah, anyway. Second episode, they make reference to I think it's a 084 or 184, whatever the designation for like unknown origin object is. And the new character kind of the entryway character, you know, the audience is coming in with in the sky. It's like, oh, you know, like what's a 084?
Oh, it's the unknown origin. She goes, oh, like kind of like, you know, she kind of poked a product for an example and Colson goes, yeah, the last one we thought was kind of interesting. Oh, what was it? A hammer?
Oh, they made a reference. Then I was going to say an Iron Man too. We got to Arizona. New Mexico.
Land of Enchantment. Yeah. Go to New Mexico. It was just that post credit.
It was like the license plate and then the sound I'll try to replicate it. The sound I made when they pulled, they did that like wide shot to the establishing, you know, the crater and then kind of like pincrained over into a close up of the hammer. And the sound I made was exactly that. I nerd swield because I was like, you know, you knew Thor was coming down the pipe, but it was like, oh shit, there's the fucking hammer.
Like what the fuck's going to happen? And then you had the trailer Thor with him kicking the crap out of everybody. No, the funny thing is, I think that one of the reasons why movies have been so successful is because you get the eye candy for the ladies with the story and the action for them. Well, that was, you know, why I went to go see Dark Knight with my Grandmother was, I was like, our logic was, well, you're in love with Christian Bale and I'm in love with Batman.
It was the perfect... No, it's a good, I can't think Dayton will be, but it's a good compromise for men and women. Yeah, oh, no, it wasn't a Dayton movie at all. I mean, I just did a pain voice in my head again.
Well, that's our night raises. I realized that. And literally, I think the Penciltrich haunted me on like walking out of the theater like that. That was my big takeaway moment.
It was a pencil trick because it was like, it redefined who the Joker was in terms of cinematics and just what you could do with him to really define, I mean, define the character of like, he's funny, but only to him type of thing. Like, you know, the Joker's in on his own joke type of deal. I can't remember the name of the comedian, but he was talking about how Batman would be a really good Republican candidate for president because he's a rich guy that likes to be the shit out of the mentally ill. Oh, speaking of Batman.
You know, crazy guy that likes to ask you where he got his scars, a disfigured guy who holds onto the only piece of change he's ever gotten a lady who's way too obsessed with cats. Yeah, it was a very well thought out bit. I'm gonna have to look it up. Speaking of Batman, a quick shout out to the public as well as the show, but a friend Scott posted a picture of him with a Batman mask on.
Did you immediately respond with the picture of you with a Deadpool mask? No, I mean, responded with finally a Batman that will scare the nipples off of criminals dot dot dot dot and then collect them. I don't care. He still scares the nipples off of criminals and then collect them.
Tom Clancy guy this week. Yep. Which is very sad. He's hunting right October's in heaven.
Here's the thing is that they've been talking about Chris Pine doing the last Jack Ryan movie and I would really love to see him take a crack at it. Because I mean, I like Harrison Ford as Jack Ryan. I like I like Baldwin as Jack Ryan. I never bothered to see Ben Affleck.
But this is because of my diss taste from his acting. Apparently this is a subtitle for this from Batman. That was a giggle. Batman is Superman.
Some of all fears. Oh, we're gonna talk about Batman. Ben Affleck is Batman. The some of all fears.
I think we decided we were gonna call him Bruce Wayne from now on. Bruce Wayne. Oh, well. But yes, Tom Clancy.
Thank you for all of your awesome espionage books. Which is one of the few reasons that I would actually think about reading books about CIA. Yeah. It's not really my thing.
I really love his Jack Ryan movie. I have fond memories of playing the original Rainbow Six on PlayStation. I mean, I was super into it. That's actually pretty revolutionary.
I was actually pretty revolutionary. Well, yeah, because you kind of like over how like a kind of overhead control of like six operatives and you can set up your own operations and ultimately fail if you're me. Because I do not think military wise. I the only military thinking I do because I play hack and slashes is shock it all.
Is run into a room, kill everything. And if it was a friend, sorry, I killed it. Apologize to its corpse, do the little squat thing from Halo on its head and then walk away. If I can teabag my dead non-player character and then move on.
Or have three sums and got to work. I'm sorry, the only type of military game I ever played was risk and I don't think that counts. Does mech warrior count? Just, you know what, kick ass at risk.
I kick ass at mech warrior. All right then. It's on. Mech warrior versus risk.
Oh, that'd be a fucking awesome act. That'd be a fucking rad mashup. Maybe we'll put the non-turn on it. The minute he gets the 90s mech warrior game, fucking it's over.
Actually, I was going to say the third half, probably already hasn't. So many memories of loving it. Like, you just kind of nerd boner. Just being like, it's like the movie Robo Jocks.
So it is now for your consideration to Oscar season. It's now for Robo Jocks is now for consideration. Yeah, it's, you can tell it's get to be Oscar season. You've got kind of three movies coming out that are looking like, well, do them or look like contenders.
I would still like to see Rush. I was going to say, since I've got more interested in cars in the last big years because of top year. I was going to say, I would like to see Rush. And frankly, I'd like to see, I was going to say, I've heard a little bit more about this revival, about this revival ring between the two of them.
One of them coming back from a priest of your accident. But like I said, I would still like to see Rush. And not just because Chris Bum's work is too big. Have you seen the posters for it?
It's effectively fucking Thor over different letters. Yeah, it's different words. Yeah. Yeah, it's a Thor's gonna be contender.
Rush is gonna be contender. Could have been a contender. Could have been a contender. You got prisoner?
Yeah, I was gonna say what's going to say. You got a prisoner? Yeah, I was gonna say what's going to say. You got a prisoner?
Jackman? I'm gonna be able to do that on Monday. I think initially, I think based on hype, it could have been a contender. I've not heard.
I've gotten mixed reviews, but gravity. Nothing about that made me want to see it. I was interested in the cinematic technique they used on the trailer since it was all involved. Absolutely.
The camera follows her as opposed to... Do I mean plot line lines? It's fucking... Yeah, I still don't understand.
If I don't watch the space rescue movie, I'd watch Paul with 13 again. Then I can use it for Mission to Mars. Scary cities? Yeah.
Public loan. Like I said, I love... Lieutenant Dan, you got lags. Like I said, I really love this.
I think I really love the quality of 13. It's one of those things. Like I said, if I wanted to watch a space rescue movie, I'd just watch a quality of 13 again. I see.
I saw the whole 13 theaters on the young enough that I was like, this is fucking boring. And I'm like, this is goddamn riveting! Well, like I said, if you're young enough, it's not gonna really be that interesting to you. And I'm not mad at all.
Nerdy. His story is about sitting there trying to get out of the space center. Some of the close cigarettes in his car made my lungs hurt just listening to it. He's got one where I just listened to one where he didn't go to Chris.
He didn't go to Hardwick's birthday. And Mike Massimo, I think, is anyone with the astronaut that would just happen to be there? And he was so sad that he missed him. And then I don't know if you've caught up, but that astronaut's on one of the last episodes.
No, I'm so unbelievably not caught up. I will admit that since I've been working out in the park again, I kind of fell down at Dirt Nasty, Panda Ruffle. Thank you for not saying Dirt Nasty Hole. I've just been listening to really inappropriate, perhaps from the early 2000s when I worked out in the park.
So it's not weird that you were showing me what in the butt, really. Actually, I was showing you what in the butt because I was planting ear wounds on my co-workers. And one of my co-workers had never seen that. It's the same thing as making people watch the uncensored version of the Plurred Lines video.
Of course, a lot of titties never get. It's the race car but I still don't understand it. That video doesn't make sense at all. No.
That's my takeaway. But it's one of those things where I was out with, I mean, she doesn't hate you, but I was out with a friend that you know. And we were at a bar where another friend was bartending and neither of them had ever seen me on sensor videos. So of course I would make them watch it on the Vivo app.
And both of them are just standing there mouths open, like riveted. They're like, have you ever seen the sensor version? It's like all blurred silhouettes. They're very androgynous and that's the whole blurred line.
No, no, the uncensored version is definitely the latest. That's exactly what I was going to say. I don't know if it's a new video. You can't tell.
You can't tell. Get the Vivo app. Watch the uncensored version on that. Really, the only missing is like Crutchle fucking closed up.
Like, it's like wearing thongs. But they are wearing thongs. We actually have a couple more to go over and then you and I unprepared this week for our social contract. I got two.
So as I call, I was going to say- And I have a couple of notes we were on. I know. I know. So I had an interesting week where I went to the doctor on Monday.
It was revealed to me that I had an undiagnosed illness that I probably had for at least eight years. Because I got some medication for it and I'm feeling much better. But I called and I talked to you and you actually quoted as a happy addict. I quoted as an epic addict.
I quoted in my therapy. That there's a line from the Grant Morrison on X-Men, the new X-Men, where Magneto has infected spoilers. I mean- I'd be laughing louder, but I didn't want to spit red, blah, blah, blah. It's only like five, six years old and it's all in trades at this point.
More than I think it's almost ten years now. Yeah, that's weird. Where Magneto has infected the X-Men with the nano-sentinels that weaken them. We can never- I can't remember this spoiler.
Yeah. It was back when- before they revealed that spoilers- that it was right before that it's a big spoiler. That Zorn is Magneto and he's infiltrated the X-Men. He's infiltrated the X-Aider Institute.
But there's a line where Zorn's brother, Lazy, writing Grant Morrison, I'm sorry. And then Zorn's brother comes and heals them of the nano-sentinels. And Cyclops has this line that really struck me that he says, you never know how sick you are until you get better. No, and that's completely how it is.
Like I said, I apparently probably had this illness for eight years, maybe even longer. And one day after taking medicine, I felt a thousand times better than I had in years. But it was ridiculous. I mean, as I told you when we're on the phone, to put the paper chase, the most important part of your body is the part that currently hurts.
Man is that super-drilled. But if you don't know it hurts, on a constant level- That's what I actually used to. You know, my friend Rob said that he did shit with my personality, that I was always at stomach problems, bad circulation, and I was always at any given point. I was used to being in a state of discomfort and shit with my personality being- Yeah, no, I was going to say I've been mildly ill for as long as I can remember.
Even now that I was going to say I've been effectively cured of the illness I was diagnosed with, I still almost constantly have a low grade cold in a sore throat. Which, actually, the sore throat is tied to my belly but anyways, I got the acid-free flust. Oh, the throat bone is connected to the belly bone. The belly bone.
The belly bone. That's how it sounds to me. Oh. It's a new- She said.
And to use that as a horrible segue. But quoting X-Matic use is a great segue that we were watching Chuck and another thing I learned about comics- I'm sorry, another thing I learned from comics is it's too spy-spiting in the kitchen. Never take anyone down in the kitchen? And I quoted, yeah, there's- I wanted to say it's the Ultimate Season 2 by Mark Miller.
Where they shoot, yeah, it's great. It's Grand Theft America. Who's the traitor? Excuse me.
And they shoot Hawkeye after killing his family. Spoilers. I'm sure they've said that before. Who's?
But they shoot him and the bullets catch him with chess but not horrible. Not by the chest. He survives so they can interrogate him. But he's in the kitchen.
He's slumped by the sink blood down the canvas where he slid. And he just says this one great line where he goes, I'm paraphrasing. He's like, God, you're so dumb. Never drops someone in the kitchen.
And he just starts fucking killing people with forks and spoons and knives. You're too many sharp, you tend to want to say that. He manages to escape, spoilers. He manages to escape interrogation by using his own fingernails that he prides off and uses his projectiles.
So really, he is, I mean, he can drop anyone anywhere. You think you apply that he uses his fingernails. You extrapolate that to put him in the kitchen where it's a lot of blunt objects, a lot of sharp objects. Yeah, I'm looking at my kitchen now.
I can beat somebody in depth with my doppin for easily. That's what it's called. The pot over there. That's what it's called.
I was going to the different touch over. Okay. You love cook. You love.
If you love someone, fart in the cover that heads with the cover. That's a true test of a relationship. How they react to that. Yeah.
If they're horrified, you don't think it's hilarious? It's a keeper. If they're disorified, really, when I was a bank. Like I said, if they don't see the humor in that situation, pull the cord man.
Get out now. So. All right. The internet told you you were wrong.
Let's admit first that I was right and you were wrong. Okay. And I believe I said I was willing to be wrong. Yes.
It is not the same girl from Arrested Development. I'll leave a shot cat. I'll leave a certain name. Shot cat.
I didn't write down the actresses name. No, it is different actresses that plays maybe a place of the teenager or what is it? Robleder. Robleder.
No, he's not worst at it. I said Robleder and Van Bois. Different actresses. And then we were watching the episode of the League, the Dirty Randy Raffy episode.
We couldn't place the other Cox brother. I knew it was Andy Daley and I couldn't place the other one. He's been a lot, kind of a character actor. But surprisingly, the minute I read where I knew him from, he made a total sense.
He was Mr. Universe in Firefly and Surinade. Oh yeah, that's right. That's right.
That's just we didn't put the only Jew in the universe. Because there's no other Jewish characters. I thought I'd be a Jewish and Star Trek. And Star Shrek?
Yeah. I'm picking original series. No. No, no, please go to mine.
It's like how there's- Check out if it might have been like Orthodox Jew in real life, but- No. I was going to say, it's like thinking about Star Wars where there's no Latinos. It's separate Chewy. Chewy's a Latino?
Well, it's more the back of the day it's the Latino name. Well, I think that's the Jew. What's the name of it? Space is not kind of a Latino, isn't it?
Space is not kind of a minorities. You look at Star Wars. Look at the original trilogy. The only black guy in Star Wars stabs him in the back.
Oh, so low. It's okay. He makes that for you. You have that fucking fish guy.
What a piece of shitty was. I mean, just as a character. Do not talk about Admiral Ackbar like that. I'm not.
I'm talking about the other- the copilot and the Millennium Falcon. Then we're trying to deny the fucking fish guy that- That shares up in the venture brothers? Yeah. David, I'll leave the venture brothers.
Do we have any more internet told me? No, that was it. I do not talk about Admiral Ackbar like that. No.
It's a trap. Okay. I'm just gonna say I don't have any mistakes I made this week just because I've been doing Jackie shit. Well, I've heard of my mistake was fucking wearing the jacket you hate.
Sorry, Dad. Um- But if I can't control your aesthetic, who will? Leave up to the universe. I'm gonna figure out a way to destroy that jacket.
I just don't know how yet. No, I don't. It's a weird- It's a weird- You tell it during a jacket. How about this?
It's not cold enough to justify that jacket. It was this morning. So, social contract, asshole. Uh, you have your choice.
Uh, it's what we need to do. Between you two, you don't want to say it on that. Let's go test etiquette because this is something that actually happened yesterday. Well, let's- we'll get to the back story of how this came up.
Was that my- I texted you. I texted- I sent out a mass text to- Well, it was an- it was an SMS, wasn't it? Yeah, but it was a group text to you, uh, my friend Ryan and his brother Justin of, uh, Kate tells where songs are stripped to picture, which was great. It's actually breaking my day because I was mentally trying to figure out something that you could actually strip to, but others were just mad.
Not cats in the cradle. Or just the poem at the end of nights and wait, son. Oh, well. So, um- Yeah, so you said that.
I'm not gonna be able to do that. Or just the poem at the end of nights and wait, son. Oh, well. So, um- Yeah, so you sent us all a mass text- So I sent out a mass text- Yeah, I sent out a mass text.
And then my friend Justin, um, who we'll talk about off air, um- He's totally text-bombed, right? Well, and he- that's what he does. He gets bored at work and he, uh, to put it in context. A couple days ago he sent five picture text.
Uh-huh. Then he, like, text text that said, still more coming. I'm sorry. I'm like a dog-humping a leg.
You just have to let me finish. And then another four. Which is one of those things where I was at work. I was actually moderately busy.
And my phone exploded. Well, what he did was he replied to, he saw me and his brother on the group and didn't realize you were at the end of that. Chain. And then- well, it's just- Dog and Ryan.
Here's the fucking internet. And then, yeah, at some point I was like, you know you're texting Dev-this as well. And then it started the- It started the- something I'd apologize to Dev-to all four of us. But it's one of those.
It might- I was gonna say my sister does this a lot too. So, Sarah, if you're listening. When our dad sends us a text to me and all of my siblings, when you reply, we all get that. So, really just be aware.
Look at who you're sending the text to. It's not so much a complaint as a viewer of your behavior. Yes, absolutely. And you know the nice part was he apologized and then followed up with new contract.
Like he immediately was like, this would be something new. Yeah, but the funny thing was he apologized and followed up with new contract when the flight thing to do would have been just stopped. Because I was at work and I was busy. Yeah, but we all got the apology.
Like I said, I had many stencils I needed to make. Oh, the stencils. How many stencils? All the stencils.
No, but no stencils. No, but no stencils. No, that doesn't bring you to it. Do you want me to make you all the stencils that be a lot of work?
I like work. All right, I'll make you all the stencils. They're even a capability in great sense. Okay.
The stencil is not hard. Hard stencils might make me in high school. No? Seems inappropriate.
It is. It's not safe. Well, it's hard to stencil. I think that's the note we're going to leave it on.
All right, talk, stencils. What was that? Hard stencil. Who's that knocking at the door?
Why it's our supervillain friend of the show? Hello. We have some questions for you if you'd like to answer them. That would be acceptable.
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