#19 - The Art of the Pickup (Pilot) from Apr 9, 2014

[How meet people in public places, ask them to kill things for you, and make sure they won't steal your laptop when you bring them home. Featuring my anonymous ex-roommate, Laura Mayer, Grandma Phyllis, some dudes in a bar, and an interview with ] [0:00:00] Beex - "Beat, Beat" [Free Music Archive] Andrea Silenzi + Anonymous Ex Roommate - "Advice for meeting people: make sure they won't steal your laptop and sea salt shaker" [RIP Sea Salt Shaker] [0:07:41] Apes of God - "Advice for meeting girls: go to a funeral" [via Music for Maniacs] [0:11:31] Grandma Phyllis - "Advice for meeting people: Be yourself, though she cautions, "I still don't know who I am. I know who I'm trying to be!"" [0:11:38] Podington Bear - "By Grace" [Free Music Archive] [0:15:36] Laura Mayer - "Advice for meeting people: go to a bar that's exactly 307 paces from your mouse-infested apartment." [Follow Laura on Twitter.] [0:14:53] Dr. Robert Glover - "Advice for meeting women: tell them to do something for you" [Dr. Glover, author of No More Mr. Nice Guy& WFMU's former FMA developer Brett W. Thompson] [0:28:05] Riz Ortolani - "Cannibal Holocaust Theme" [Thank you for listening!] [0:58:14] Lee Rosevere - "Randy's poem" [Send me your creative submissions, and I'd love to air them on the show!] [0:59:08] https://www.wfmu.org/playlists/shows/55183