Welcome to No Plaus, just the clock. The podcast should have killed Doug because I refused to drive and made him come into my cat, the underlaced apartment. Like, he used to have horrible, horrible allergies to cats. I did?
Well, no, to the point where everyone's in my load come in, and my shirt would have some cat here on it, and you'd start getting a little bit itchy. Itchy, teary, sniffly, down. Like I said, you desensitize yourself to it, but since I refuse to drive... No, the rest of the way you can't believe possible, but yes.
Like I said, since I refuse to drive, you know, the most selfish human being in the entire world... ...it's been making you boys come to me. You've come... Which I think we're mostly lyrics to an electric six-off.
I should be very... The most selfish person in the entire world. And making all you boys drive to me. Yeah.
Well, like I said, it's one of those things where even from the get-go, when about three years ago, we did not first episode. Yeah. About three years ago, even the initial episode, I made you come here, despite the fact that I knew you had cat allergies, and I owed a fucking herd. Is that what they're called?
I think more than two's are heard. Of cats? Heard of cats? I don't know what a group of cats is called other than a bride, however, my cats are not majestic enough to be a bride.
Or a gay. No, that's not the problem. The problem is I've literally seen two out of my three cats fall into a full bathtub of water. They're not a bride.
Don't worry, they'll not have a parade. They'll never have a parade. A gay of cats? I kind of like that, though.
A gay of cats? You know, you're gonna have to ask that. But now I can't remember a friend of mine who had discussed like a very specific name for what happens when a whole... Is it a pride of Mary Keats?
Mmm... No, I think it's a matter. I don't know, I'm just so British. I'm just thinking it's Mary… Mary Fortcept, you're something like that.
Mary Keats. Mary Keats. Who do I keep saying Mary Keats? I don't know, I can't eat at birds.
I have a pair of arrests. I don't keep chanting about Oreos. Why Oreos? Do you not remember that in the Wizard of Oz?
They have the OEO. Oh, those are the guards though. Those aren't the monkeys. They're some kind of descendant of the monkey.
Really? They look like really big Uncle Olympus. No. I just assumed there was a clone army.
Like, I've got a Star Wars on. They're not fair enough. They're not fair enough. They're not fair enough.
They're all kind of like, the witch. Like, here's a drop of my blood and every cell will become like, homie. That's not like a good one for a paltitude as well. So it's one of those things that's like the Star Wars.
But now when we have the, at least theory of clone technology like that, we're going to be using my social contract. So, spoiler alert. I'd like to talk about Lucifer. Which one?
First the show, then the book. Okay. First the show. I have found that if I just completely mentally divorced myself from the comics, it's a highly incredible show.
Do I still fucking hate that he has a mother? I hate it. I hate it. I still freaking hard.
Her character is great. She's a phenomenal actress. She has a hell for killing her. First of all, she's gorgeous.
Which is kind of her point. Because if my husband gets too ugly, I just give him sex. No, but it's just one of those things where, like I said, the issue that I have with the show has very little to do with the world. It has very little to do with the writing and the concepts.
It's the fact that they bought this property from DC. Well, it's DC Vertigo, right? Yes. They bought this property from DC Vertigo.
Which is an offshoot for you. What Warner Brothers, effectively? I'm going from the original trades. No, but I mean DC owns, Warner Brothers owns DC, so.
It's a DC Vertigo property. But like I said, so Trisha Hilford, then we talked about this. And we've talked about this from the first time she made an appearance. She's a beautiful woman and I love the way she plays the character.
I really just, I need them to have another season. So many questions. Well, you know what happens at the end of this season? They've already said, God Johnson.
Exactly. Like I said, they cast God Johnson. Well, they cast God. Like, believe that's the thing though, is he God or is he just fucking delusional?
Well, they said that. But if they ever thought when Lucifer first came to see her. And they do say that God Johnson, the character does say something to Lucifer to make him realize the veracity of some of his claims that he has God. But it's just one of those things.
Just makes it really much like when he comes out. I'll repause that for watching, like, I don't do that. Do you think she's real? Nope, I don't want to get into that.
Does that nobody can see us high five during that? But like I said, the problem is having with Lucifer the TV show right now is one. I have major bitches about the whole male, female conception creation of the universe thing. Especially the fact that they're not.
Do you think God created effectively under the situation of Helford? Like the goddess, literally goddess. That's the problem, isn't it? Do you think the implication of the implication is that he didn't create her?
She was there. But they came together to create and they didn't get on well so he put her in hell. That's the implication. You're really not going to like the new, the Sam Man prequel.
Oh, you're suddenly going to like that. Because he got into Sam Man's parents. No, but it's the Adam and Eve thing. Adam was there and then God created something out of Adam to create Eve and entertain him.
Well, then we get into the whole Lucifer comic thing which I'm just getting into. Well, I was actually from Sam Man but still. Well, no, they bring it up at the top of the third book in Lucifer. I know that like not weird photographic memory, but weird photographic memory.
I just read it but I just read it so it's fresh in my mind. Where you have Lilith who will not submit. She was grown up. Will they actually get into this in both Sam Man?
They got into it and Sam Man and Lucifer and it's been in other things. Possibly the Satanic Bible? Well, it's one of those things where Lilith and I existed in the void. The Lilith, yeah.
No T.H.? No. Excuse me. The Lilith.
Like I said, they existed in the void. They existed before God and demons and angels. No. No.
The Lilith came from Lilith who was created after Adam. That was Adam's first companion. Correct. She was not little to these submissive to man which, okay, written by the patriarchy.
So anyway. Oh, crap. We haven't gotten that. No, we can't talk about that yet.
Okay. But Lilith was the first wife of Adam. Yes, she was. Then like I said Adam rejected her because she wouldn't be submissive.
Correct. And there's a second wife. It was, I don't even know if she had a name. No, she was the name that like Adam watched her being created and was like disgusting.
No, he was completely freaked out by her being created. Because there's nothing pretty about the human body. Adam. Human body's gross.
Oh no. We're all snot and jelly and. No, it's not. You're like both.
You'll likely be human body's disgusting. I've been in room with her. Human birth. That is the last mystique and it's not pretty.
Not that I regret being there but. No, it's just there's nothing pretty about the human body. PZ out of it. Google it.
Everyone knows where the PZ out of me is. And if you know Google it. Or don't please don't. Please don't.
Unless you're one of those people like me where it's like I must know everything and I go, I wish I didn't know that. So however, like I said we've talked about this before. I'm very fond of Tom Ellis Lewis for. Tom Ellis Lewis for yes.
They did not use enough money on the soundtrack for this season. No. But they did put it in special effects. A lot of cars blown up.
I do like that now. A lot of really impressive set pieces this season so far. Yes, I do like that. A lot of hangers.
Well, like I said, I do like now that him and what I have on the course. No, I'm not going to be able to have carbonated things. Carbonated? That's what I said.
I birt. I know. Like I said, so I do like now that him and brother blood have the rapport where he's douche. Oh, the tattoo stick.
I do like that. Yeah, they're kind of unequal grounded this point. No, I like that they got back to that place. And they got to that place.
By how? A. Clobie making a Lucifer. Envy.
Detective douche or brother blood from Arrow. Fucking Lucifer's mom. So I think in the last five episodes and considering what they did in the first season, their daughter's character, Trixie, has been underutilized. I think the fact their name is Trixie is going to come in.
No, we talked about that and how much, who the fuck names a kid, Trixie? Even her name is Patricia. What the fuck would you give her the nickname, Trixie? The fact their name is Park Trix.
I think is going to come into play farther. That also the fact she doesn't genetically look like either of her parents. Knowing what I've read from Lucifer, we can get into that. Well, back here.
Well, say. Eleanor. Oh, what? Oh, crap.
Eventually. Okay. You mean Elaine? Oh, you're right.
I'm talking about Elaine. I don't know, but we'll talk about Elaine. We'll get there. We'll get there.
We'll get there. I did like the Monks they had with Trixie, especially anytime they have mazes and Trixie together, it cracks me the fuck up. Actually, I like Lucifer and Trixie where he's like, I don't know. I was walking in child.
No, I love playing with something. I love Lucifer and Trixie because it actually, it's a very small vignette in one of the Sandman books, where he's on a plane, which I want to say he's on the plane with. It's an Lucifer. I'm pretty sure it's in Sandman.
He's on a plane with one of his sisters and this little girl talks to it. It's in Lucifer. It's in Lucifer? It's in Lucifer?
That's one of my favorite vignettes. Is that a memory Sandman? I know I'm not coming up with it. No, but it's one of these vignettes where he's on a plane.
Well, don't spoil the form. You haven't read it. It's a side note. It's not anything.
Okay. Do you not want me to spoil it? Well, it's not a major plot point. Sure.
No, no, I'm almost on a present sure. It's in Sandman. He's on a plane with Delirium. Oh, you meant Sandman?
Yeah. No, it's in Sandman comics. Yeah, okay. It's a small vignette in Sandman comics, but he's on a plane with Delirium.
Okay. And the little girl talks to one one during his first class and she's talking to him about the nature of dreams. She's like, in my dreams I remember how to fly. Oh, do I forget how to fly?
Yes. That's in book five, or the one with the hunting destruction. Exactly. I think the playfulness of that relationship is kind of Trixie and Lucifer.
Okay. I can see that. Well, no, it's just one of those things where he answers your questions honestly and that makes it dolce uncomfortable. But a kid naturally comfortable because she's like, well, do I forget to fly?
No, do I remember half-lying dreams? Do I forget how to fly when I wake up? Yeah, I don't know why. And the thing is that's actually kind of the first time ever came across it was reading the Prince and the Popper in Mark Twain where he's talking about the honestness of children, where children will initially believe the truth that you tell them.
I don't think you said the right or the right piece, but Mark Twain read the Prince and the Popper. Oh crap. No, you can't. So at a point in the Prince and the Popper, make a note.
Mm-hmm. Nope, you're going. The character who's the Prince who's gone out into the world and everything's been horrible for him. Ends up seeking shelter in a barn.
And he's getting woken up. What is it? A knight in King Arthur's Court? Well, the book is the Prince and the Popper.
Okay. Have you never read this book? Yeah, no, I'm aware of the book. No, I know the premise of it.
In the book, like I said, the Prince who has basically been trying to get back, because everything's gone as shit, because you know not being a Prince sucks. I think I've got the black non-popper. I was going to add that out when you did that. Also, I got over your second cloth.
Third cloth. It stopped doing not on purpose. It actually wasn't on purpose. It was not on purpose.
No shit, wasn't it? No. It's not on purpose. Take shelter in a barn and get spoken up by these small children whose parents own the barn at some point.
And he's so half asleep and surprised when they ask him who he is, he says that Prince, they immediately believe him. I mean, there's a small logic argument, but it's like a two-second argument. But kids take things that adults say as possible. Yeah, exactly.
Which is why I have it in the book. My niece is an nephew's. I know where their death nerve is. I know where their ostrich is, and I can take away their arms and legs.
Well, you're an awful person. I am a great uncle. That's what uncles would say. In the book, however, when he tells them this, they take it as a child.
And he tells them this. They take it as gospel, and he makes it basically a pact with him and adult self being like always believe in the truth of children because children believe you and nobody else would. Yeah, but children believe the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, Storks. I mean, Storks actually exist as birds, but they didn't- I don't know how to see that movie.
No. I really wanted to. It looked too cute. No, I didn't want to pay for it, but I wanted to watch it.
Yeah, it looked too cute. It was like trolls. I'm not going to watch it. It looked too cute.
Did you do so much marketing for trolls? I know, and then I know and saw it. Actually, it was a hit. Was it really?
No. Oh, shit. The series has many problems that we have with it. It's still highly enjoyable.
Tom Ellis. I mean- Well, yes. And what's the name of the actress who's just therapist? Rachel Harris.
I would watch Rachel Harris- I would watch Rachel- Rachel. Okay, so the therapist and the American- The therapist and the American. Is it the American? The American.
The American. And everyone just calls her Mays. But I mean, like, she's a demon in the series and she's a Lilithum in the books. Lillum.
Excuse me, Lillum. I'm not going to that. And she's a very important character in the books. I'm getting to that.
Getting to that. Yeah. And not in the comics. Well, we'll talk about the comics in a second.
But yeah, I can watch a buddy comedy with the therapist and mezaking. Oh, my God. Like, right? That'd be the best version of like- Right?
It's like- Whatever terrible, sander, but there's been comedy they tried to make. No, no, no, no. It would be like when- Oh, what's your name? Who do I hear from Doctor Who?
It doesn't narrow up to him. Clara. When Clara. Can we actually say the name?
Yeah, get the name. No, the last companion, Clara is good. No, I can't think of the actress's name. Oh, no.
Yeah. And as a girl from Lord of the Rings, the Shielder, a Shielder, when they fuck off and they're weird like cloned turdice, like I would watch the fuck out of that. I would watch the fuck out of, yes. How many doctor who sped up to my thought of on the show?
At least four. But how much do I love seeing Maze talk to her about being a bounty hunter with no morals? No, no, but then when she gets into the hole, when Maze gets into the hole on the show, into the whole self-affirmation, but last like two episodes, it's like I'm awesome. You know why I'm awesome?
Because I think I'm awesome. And I'm gonna go kick some ass down. I love the joke about her. Like you know when your friend comes in during your lunch breaks to get free therapy?
That doesn't even say thank you. And she's like, I don't know what you're talking about. She's like, I would kill that person. But it's one of those things where the first, she's the tracks of this.
Well the thing is the first human she ever connected with though was Tracey. And then she immediately went from Trixie to... Rachel Harris, no, no. You can't remember her character's name.
Well the therapist. Well it's his therapist, but she has it for real name. In the show. Yeah, doctor or something.
I am so sick of a minute deal. Like I'm a big fan of that actor because he played Robin on Buffy. Right. And he was really good in that role.
He's bad in this role. It's just he's such a fucking sad sack who fucks everything up. Yeah, like well he's there to like, he was like... He's the sand in your vagina.
He was like the big brother to all the angels. You get that one? You're real comes in. Which by the way, first of all, the angels are on a plate, you're real, considering his place in the, I can't say Pantheon, can I?
Like the order of angels? No, he was a seraphim, I think. Like I said, like he's second only to Michael. Who?
Michael, the Archangel? No, who is second to Michael? No, I'm an idealist. Not a traditional Pantheon.
In terms of seraphim, I don't know. I can't say that off my head. Like I said, Michael is the Beall- Michael is the Beall- Michael is the Beall- Second to Lucifer. Like I said, Michael's also the only one that has the power to be Greek.
Okay, now we're getting to something in the comics, which... But it's also, I really don't want to say Christian mythology. I kind of want to say Christian mythology. She really hates it when you call it Christian mythology.
Mythology. We'll talk much up there. We'll talk much up. That was a great joke.
Thank you. That was a good joke. That was a good joke. That was a good joke.
That was a good joke. That was funny. Cripplingling. She goes lonely but funny.
No, it's... He goes... But funny at the end. There's an adjective in there.
It's either curdlingly or depressing. Lee again goes but funny. He goes... Anyways, let's finish with Lucifer the TV show.
I'm actually really enjoying getting into... Not having read the comics until recently, which we'll give them to in a second. You need to not think about them as the same. Despite the fact that they share a lot of training.
I'm really enjoying getting into the aspects of Lucifer's family. I fucking hate his mother. So does he. No, it's not the actress.
No, it's not the way she plays her. It's how they write for her. It's so lazy. Really?
It's extremely lazy. Last week we talked about Flashpoint. It's not that lazy. They're doing a divorced child with Dee Dee powers.
Did they not? I can't ask that and not have spoilers. Say spoilers. No, but for me, it's more complicated than that.
Okay, cool. There's... Honey, there's 11 books. You've got time.
I know. A perfect segue into... Well, we've all been watching Lucifer series on TV. I recently started reading Lucifer series on TV and Tripp Overback in comics.
Well, the only reason I never forced you to read this before is because I have an incomplete collection. Like I said, the last book I'd lent to somebody that never came back. I'm not going to do that to a person. You're like, hey, read those 10 books.
But you don't get any reason. Why did you go fuck yourself? Fuck you, closure. No.
So that's what I'd had. I held off reading Lucifer when it came out. I know Lucifer went and came outside. It's such a giant boner for David Belli.
Who he does look like in the first book of San Diego. Exactly. No, I was always very interested to find out a lot more about what Lucifer did after he left the book at open to piano bar in LA. Which Neil Gaiman says in the first book's introduction, he goes, who's the one spinoff character?
He goes, Lucifer. My carry hit her miss with me as a writer. Hit Lucifer. Miss his run on Axeman.
I think that's why I held back on reading Lucifer one I didn't... Well, you know what I'm saying. I wasn't thrilled with... And I like...
God, I can't think of a guy's name. That's the guy that wrote Fables. It's Birmingham, but I can't think of his first name. Fables Birmingham.
Just Google it. Not you, them. Yeah. But I don't know if that's right or not.
But he wrote the dreaming, which was like this like Sandman adjacent series. From it's somewhere in this pile. And I like aspects of it, but not enough that I would really read it consistently. And I think I kind of lumped Lucifer in with that.
Or I was like, oh, it's a Sandman. Well, they did three different spinoffs. Because they did the witch one with Tabitha the witch. Who's Tabitha the witch?
She was a little bit more interesting than the Death comics, but they maybe it wasn't Tabitha. But they did a few different spinoffs. They did like a little boy detective. They did the ghost boy detectives.
Yes. And then they did Lucifer. And then they did like the dreaming. Well, no, I'm talking about a series of comics.
I'll look at it later. She was a very important character in the Death books. Because it's- You're not that mad at you or whatever her name was? No.
She was one of the neighbors when Barbie has to go on her quest in the realm. With the crap. No, no, hold on. Keep doing.
So Barbie and Ken were married. They make appearances in the Sand books. This is all, no, this is in Thomas. This is the dream of you.
The story on the cuckoo? Yes. I actually didn't like a lot. I was not able to command that.
They actually revisit Barbie later on in a pretty short one of the Death books. Where she ends up giving traps in a weird dream realm. No, that happens in Sandman. It does happen in Sandman.
But the two people should have three people with her. She had the two lesbians and she had to have the witch. You're thinking the trans- gender? No, no.
She ended up dying. But she had Fox glove and her partner. And? Like I said- It's such an elf.
Yeah, yeah. And then they ended up in the two Death stories. Exactly. This is one of the Death stories where they have a neighbor who's a witch.
But she's a little bit more important than that. And actually I think she ends up in the Fury story. If I remember correctly, that's another no she didn't say that. They did a story about the Furies.
But it wasn't that heavy. Okay. Anyway. It's not worth it.
It's not worth it. Let's go really broad strokes for right now. I started reading them by Carrie Ellusifer. Which I've been encouraging you to do for years.
Yeah, I know. But I didn't know. I didn't know. But I didn't know.
I didn't know. But I didn't know. I didn't know. Because I wasn't a huge fan of some of his work.
But in more I did with the fact that I had an incomplete series of trade paperbacks. Well, so I went to hold back on it. I wasn't sold. And once again, like I read aspects of the dreaming and wasn't terribly thrilled.
I've gotten two books in. I think I just heard a third book out of eleven on Lucifer, the comic series. There's eleven trade paperbacks, yes. That's what I just said.
Three out of eleven. What kind of issues? Sorry. Books.
Collected editions. I'm reading it slow because I was talking about Off-Air with this with Deb. The thing's built like Sandman. And I don't need to be glib.
The Devil's and the details. The thing is that you never get introduced to a character without there being a reason for it. Well, and you don't? Yeah, exactly.
I think I said the off. I'm sorry. It's a very plot wise and emotionally compressed book. It's very character driven without you realizing it.
Because you get introduced to these characters and get introduced to certain powers or aspects or just them getting introduced. And you're like, well, why was that person there? And then you got another couple books in and you're like, oh shit. So spoilers.
Very soon on the series. Careful on spoilers. No, I'm not going to do it. Okay.
Very soon on in the series. I'm going to say that there's a little book you get introduced to an immortal female character that has the same miscarriage every day. Yes. She used to be a priestess for an ancient deity.
Oh, I don't know why. That's why she has the same miscarriage every day. No, it's because the weird guy who captured Michael like took their baby. Everything makes sense.
No, no. That's a totally different. Oh, my lord. Yeah, no, you just kind of spoiled.
Nope, we're good. Yeah. It's a whole series not a spoil apparently. No, I totally thought that happened in the first book.
No. I know that. Well, I can spoil what I know. Well, thanks.
Apparently, Elaine was the girl who can talk to ghosts and has these grandmothers that help her through supernatural issues is half-angel on her father-mother's side because she was both conceived by and birthed by the Archangel Michael. So they give her a title later on? I don't want to know what this is. I don't want to know what this is.
No, not like that. Like they actually just give her, they clarify her relationship to God. Okay. I don't know.
I wonder if you're familiar with relationships with God. But it's... And then, as I last read, Lucifer has created his own universe, thus becoming God. So there are a lot of really metaphysical religious implications in reading this.
I'm loving it, but once again, I'm loving it in a way that is very meticulous, where I love the details and not the broad strokes. It's not like I'm slamming through it like I would any other... Well, no, it's like it's not reading a philosophy book where sometimes you read two pages and then you need to sit and think about it for a number of hours. But I would actually make it more contemporary in exactly what I was talking about, where if you were to hand me, let's say, okay, maybe not the greatest example.
Tell me, Ishmael. No, but like say like, Angela, the first book of Trenton Tchapalthon. Oh God, Transmit the Paulthon I love. I actually got to the whole plot line with the Beast.
Right. Well, that's not even a plot line halfway through, because that becomes the smaller. Oh God, so uncomfortable. But my point is, like in the first book...
What's the name of their child-enlestor group? Like they're like pre-sexual humans. Oh, it's like free love or something like that. It's basically whatever.
Having sex with pre-teen people. Like I said, it's a... No, anyway, my point is that if you handed me the first book of Trenton Tchapalthon, which I do, I would recommend it. And we mostly single-ishies though.
And I would pour over the art, but I wouldn't pour over the plot too much. I'd be like, okay, I get it. And people that are being introduced, I understand 100% when they're being introduced. You're not totally funny about that and you and I talk about this part.
Hold on, to some extent, Spider-Drew's loan, for the most part, absolutely. Shenanjaro, for the most part, I would say yeah. Mitch Royce, the editor. But like, it's like, okay, here are these fully developed characters.
I mean, I give them, there's no magic elements, there's no really mystery. No, but Spider is a fully developed character. And you meet Sharon and... Shenan?
Shenanjaro? Shenan, and then you meet... You'll need it, but that's not what I'm saying. No, but first book, the first book.
Down on the street, whatever it's called. I'm pretty sure he didn't mean Shenan to be a reoccurring character. Oh, guaranteed you to not. Whoever.
I love her. I love her as a bodyguard. Anyway, my point is that when you read Transloxet. I'm guaranteed you to get a lot of sex there.
What are you talking about? I'm a bride of Christ. I thought they mean Fred Christ. Anyway, my point is that you meet these characters that are effectively fully formed for the most part.
Whereas in Lucifer, you keep being these half-built characters. Not in a bad way, but there's an air of mystique around each and every one of them. And that's why it's taking me so long to read Doom Train Paperbacks. I'm like, I know, like I said, the devil's in the details.
I know that this is... This is why... If this was a show, this is why you binge watch it to make all those connections. And now, maybe you've been wondering why it was so fucking furious when I first read the treatment for the TV show.
We both were. We both were. I guess the books are really good. Are they a serial TV show?
No, not even a little. The books are written with a very clear endpoint. You could never write a TV show like that unless you knew it was going to end in X amount of episodes. And that's not something you would ever do for...
No, I mean it's not... That would be an HBO showtime thing. Or Babylon 5. Beginning Middle End.
Well, that was sci-fi, so that's also a cable network. Well, that was... That was Trisinski. That was Jimik's...
Sorry, I'm so sorry. That was Jimik's... Trisinski saying, here's a beginning middle end. Just let me get to it.
Mill game action, really good thing about that. Can I ask you a question? I need you to talk for a little while. But I think it's a really cool idea.
Do you think that in Lucifer... Which Lucifer? The show. He'll get to the point where...
Not that he overtakes God, but does the whole create his own universe. So you and I need to actually revisit something I've been bugging you about for about a year now. Where I really need you to reread the Sam... I should say reread because you haven't read it in the first place.
I need you to read the Sam Man Slim series. Because it's got another take on a very emotional human Lucifer. So at some point in the... Wait, how many spoilers am I allowed to say for you?
No, I don't want to do this. I don't want to ruin the series for you. I need you to read the Sam Man Slim series. One, because I think you'd super enjoy it.
And two, because I think... That's what I should have gotten on my Amazon order. That's what I ordered for Ryan Fursberg. That's for his Valentine's Day book.
Good, he contributed to me that for the copy of my books and I was not going to read it. I love your book. You had some editorial errors, but I looked your book. He's not going to read it.
He reads? I'm not going to read it. I like your book. Okay, it doesn't matter what you like and he's not going to read it.
Anyway, we have some important questions. So, Luke up for the TV series. I still can't just get past the fact that they basically set up the universe being created by an ex-husband and wife. It's lazy and stupid.
Well, they weren't ex-husband and wife at the time. Yes, however, she now refers to him as her ex-husband and it makes me want to throw fucking shoes. Well, don't do that. I'm not going to.
Everything I hear would fall over. Thanks, Garntron. I think your book went to Garntron's bag. Do we need to take a quick break while Garntron does his...
No, no, we'll... We're not breaking. We're finishing this. We're re-arranging my apartment.
All of my shit has been out of place for like a week and a half. My front co-pops are basically building a wall between my living room and my kitchen. We're not breaking. Okay, all of that.
Let's go into DC TV. Much powerless. Can we hold off on that until we get to the end of the CW stuff? Can we take that on at the end?
It's actually going to go out soon. It's not actually going to be a skeetling. It's not actually going to be a skeetling. It's Garntron background.
It's Garntron. No, it's just Garntron dumping all this crap. I'm like, oh, that's kind of what DC TV is doing right now. Weirdly enough.
No, they're trying to do too much and trying to keep trying it together. And everything's super awkward and super weird. And I still don't like legends and Supergirl still sucks. Well, I don't want to swear to all we don't talk about on the show.
I'm trying to talk over Garntron. I don't have to, but Supergirl still sucks. First thing is a very general note on DC TV this week. They were really focused on balls.
It was a lot about like, I'll have your balls, I'll take off your balls, I'll have literally one character, the new Black Canary says, I'll have your nuts in a sling. That's a pretty common phrase. Yeah, but it just seemed like throughout the last couple episodes of Flash Arrow and Legends, they just kept mentioning balls. Don't take this the wrong way, but I think about balls pretty frequently.
Oh great, it's warm enough outside for my upstairs name to start running his god-offal cowboy boots again. Yay, cowboy boots at run. On Flash, you have the introduction, the true introduction of Gypsy, who does not have illusion powers at all. She's got five powers.