Tacos in rope! So the rope top apple has now informed us that she has eaten her tacos. She has a pile of rope, she has a mostly naked new, and we're just gonna kick into some crazy fucking episode 192 pervert of podcast stuff. What do you think about that, Gappy?
That was good to me. Well then, let's start a show. The following show is for Mature Audiences Only. Listen, her discretion is advised, and if you don't like it, please go fuck yourself.
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J.J. I am Count Boogie, and over there we have... Dell Unger. Dell Unger!
Which in Spanish means of the Unger. Of the Unger. So he's Unger's testicle. Ew!
He's left nut. Hello, Unger's left nut. I'm not fixing that. Okay, so he's in the chat room, and then we're just going to...
We've been planning this for a very long time. You is beside herself with excitement. We have Apple, who has been on the show before. And Apple is a...
Apple, can you please just stand up and go to the mike so we can get you going here? Don't squash your tacos. Just talk right into the mike, stick your mouth on it. Hi, Apple.
Oh, hello, Boogie. Oh, look at you sassy vixen. So you're going to... You are here to suspend you on the level of hardpoint.
I am indeed. I'm getting all my caribbeaners ready. We've already did a very fancy negotiation. I like that you did the negotiation in the shower as Mew was showering.
Yes, and then you also set some isopropyl alcohol on fire as a heater, so it was really nice. That is great. It was very thrifty. That is...
Let's not talk. Oh, Boogie, right there. Oh, Boogie, right now. Let's take that off the table.
We're just... We're just... Yeah, so you guys have negotiated while you're in the shower. Yeah, this is...
Are you going to have to clap really low? No, this is just... This is just gonna be a train wreck. So you have come and we've been playing for a long time.
You, of course, are the masterful of Rope people. It's like you're a rope person, but you're not douchey. That's why I fucking love you. What the hell is that supposed to be?
You are literally amazing. You're a rope person, but you're not douchey? Well, it's true. She's not but I rope.
Oh, am I insinuating that some rope people are snobby? Yes, actually I am. Well, Apple is fabulous. And Apple is not one of those snobby rope people.
I'm very happy. Don't I say that loud? I did. They'll fucking get butt hurt.
They hate me no matter what. Everybody hates you both. They don't like me because I gonged in their fucking rope party. Well, didn't you blame them seriously.
So anyway, so you have come and now we've been planning this for a long time and you are going to go ahead and start just throughout the show. You and you are going to go ahead and start doing your thing and we will check in with you from time to time as you do things. Obviously, we don't want to disturb you and this is something that you has wanted for a little very long time. And I have set aside my rope mastery in order for you.
Shut up, don't laugh at me, little girl. So I have, you know, it's everything I fucking do. She just is laughing at me. Ever she's just cackling like literally.
She's like can't breathe laughing at me. Okay, so I don't have a lot of mastery rope. And I have to admit, I would love to do everything from you. I would love to be the top that can do absolutely everything.
But I am not a great rope top and I surely am not a great and suspension. Which you really have to do. You have to do this. There's some things like spanking and flogging and things like that.
I can teach you how to do that literally in 30 seconds to do it safely and not harm someone. But certain things like rope and especially when you start getting into suspension and things like that, there really is a lot of training and you have to have a lot of understanding of anatomy and physiology. You have to understand what things to look for. And so you've gone on a whole journey with this.
Is there math involved? Oh, I call it physics the shit out of this. Nice. Or I eaglescout the shit out of this.
So yes, as Boogie says, there's a lot about anatomy and technical time because once you put someone off the ground, a lot of things could potentially go wrong. I lose an arm or something like that. Maybe some minor tingling, maybe an amputee thing. Sure, sure, sure.
Turn it again. Exactly. It's like a fresh turn to get all over her body. I mean, if it's consensual.
But you know, most of the time that's not what we're going for. Sure. But yeah, it's my, I love me some ropey stuff. It's my, I'm not good.
I've watched you for a long time and you do amazing work. You are literally one of the only people I would ever let even close to touching my girl. Well, thank you. I'm really happy.
And I love that you have the balls to want to give this experience to your girl and not have this man ego from ego. Oh, I do have it. I do have it. But you're pushing past.
You've killed it. And I really respect that because a lot would be like, well, fuck you, I'm the best. No, I'm not. I suck at so many things and just I just don't want to kill her.
I like her. So I'll try not to kill her. So you guys, because I have some good. Why don't you guys go ahead and just go ahead and start me.
I love you. And this is an exciting time for you and maybe we'll snap some pictures to show the proper podcast listeners in the process. No faces. No, no, not you faces, but not your faces.
Okay. But it's okay if we shoot every time. Okay. Thank you.
Yes. Yes. Okay. Well, you guys get going and speaking of you, we have a couple other news stories.
I see that they're really good. And a couple of the reasons why I really wanted you to have this experience with Apple is because you said something so prolific. Like, you know, we know you smart. Okay.
And you guys don't hear her talk on the show, but she really is a very good thinker. Yeah. She has, you know, besides all the physics and the biochem and stuff that she, you know, goes through, you know, she says she sometimes she'll just say something and she was having this moment and she said something that was so prolific. Kathy, I just had to put it in a jingle word for word.
Oh, it's evil. These are the words of me going through because she was going through all this stuff and she had a little bit of stress. And so this is, this is what you said. We're going to quit everything.
We're going to quit everything. I thought that was so prolific when she said all of that. That sounds like something you would say. No, she literally hit a moment where she's like, fuck it.
Let's go to Hogwarts. Did you really mute? She's nodding. Maybe I embellished some of the things.
Oh, yeah. Okay. Cause Luna Lovegrave is hot and you want to, is it love good? Love good.
Did I say love grave? Yeah, you did. You know what? When I put my dick in her, it'll kill her.
Oh, boogie. Nope. Get yourself a clap. Those are small little mouse claps.
Yeah. It's love good. It is love good. But she is hot and I would do some freaky shit with her and then we'd make a mandrake baby and eat it.
Do you remember the mandrake baby? Remember the mandrake baby? It has this really high pitch cream. Cause that was the thing that made me really say okay, she's really stressed.
And the reason I knew she was stressed is because sometimes she does things that are cuddly and then sometimes. It really is going to be one of those. Oh my God. What's a kilto?
Have you ever been cuddling with somebody? And your toenail is so fucking long that it literally draws blood. Baby girl, you'd be quiet. Look, look, she's quiet.
Baby girl. You know what kilto is. Yes, cut your, your artery in the middle of the night. You're just like literally laying there.
She's so cute and dang. Ah, Jesus. What the fuck is that? Oh my God.
That's all I got Kathy. Did she really, that happens to me. Creative Explorer sometimes. I'm like cut your fucking children.
She's like daddy. Can you give me the toenail clippers? Like bitch, I'll get you garden shears. Cut that off.
See Kathy, I'm just doing this. It's love lever bust. I have a studio. I'm just going to make jiggles every day and they're going to be horrible.
And let's just move. I'm going to skip over that one and we can go to that. Do you have anything going on Kathy? No.
You know, usual. Spend that weekend. Creative Explorer had some last minute dick. Last minute dick.
He just efficiently dicks you. Last half hour before I'm all going to leave at noon. And motherfucker waits till like 11.45. Pull down your panties.
And you're like the time is man. And then has a fucking nerve to take out his phone and lay it on my back so he can keep track of the time while he's fucking me. I guess it wasn't an egg timer. Captain.
But it pulled out an egg timer. I would have been trying to get out of here. I'm just going to be like a little bit. Jay Sonomino.
I could have pulled out an egg timer. I would have been great. I'll kick click click click click. Time for you to leave.
What time is over? Out the door, bitch. I was over. Don't say I never gave you anything.
Look, it's a soft oil. Oh my God. It's so bad. Sarah V.
is laughing. This is the show, man. Hey, we skipped right over the threshold update that we promised. We promised.
No, well, we said we would have it when we have stuff to say. Tomorrow, tomorrow, J.J. and some of the people are going to be here and do the big inspection. And then we'll know.
Right now, still up in the air. Right now, everything is just kind of crazy and up in the air. And then we're going to need like seven days for the report to come in. So it's not going to be instant.
In other words, don't bombard the board with emails. How to go? Exactly. How's your butt hole feel?
At five o'clock, I do not want to see 300 emails. What happened? Oh, just give me an address. I can tell you what happened in person.
See, already, look. I mean, she's doing a hip part as a booty harness. And already, she is like literally surpassed by like 11 steps. The way she pulls that rope through, if it were me, I'd be given my partner rope burns by now.
She's so smooth. No, no, no. She's just really good. Her symmetry is really great.
She puts enough. She weighs a buck. Two pounds, yeah. Literally, she weighs 100 pounds at best.
So it's like she really, but even then, like I started learning like a Swiss harness, a Swiss bottom harness. And that was very uncomfortable for her to go up in. And you can already see that Apple has like added these extra things and supports and then gets into her middle back and stuff like that. So, so it's pretty cool.
Yeah, I like it. It's pretty cool. We moving on? No, we should check it with no longer.
No longer. Apparently, Princess wants you to tie her up. Who did I rope? Apple?
No, oh, Princess wants you to tie her up. Oh, Princess wants you to tie her up. That's you were very proud of your rope skills. You're like, can I be his victim?
And then you told her after that that we all admitted how much laughter there was in the room. I'm not saying I'm, you know, I can tie, you know, I, I, I, I tied up last night and you know, I did a, you know, food, Momo and one leg and then I hung the other to the heart point. What did you just say? A food, Momo is like a leg tie where you pull the ankle into the bottom of the like kind of like, kind of thing and you do a little kind of tie with muntierages and stuff.
And I can do that, but it's a whole different ball game to try to make it fly. Got it. Not going to happen. So I can tie.
I just can't do that. That is. It really was. I mean, I'm like, I'm going on a rope journey.
Cause if you're a good douchey rope top, you have to say it's a rope journey. And that voice. Yeah. And you have to say, this is my rope journey.
You don't have a flogger journey or a cane journey, but you have to have a rope journey. And so I was going on my rope journey. And then I realized, Oh my fucking God, I have no patience for this whatsoever. Uh, you know, and I'm just not good at remembering the sequences of how okay, I'm going here and here.
So I can do some stuff, you know, kind of my linear is just very short. Right. I have to say that when I first started taking rope classes, that was the thing that impressed me on about it so much was that a remembering all these techniques. It was like somebody said that's 70% of it.
You've got to remember it. And the only way to remember them is to do over and over and over again. And I quickly surmised I have zero patience for this. So I learned one tie.
That's all I needed. And that's fine. I mean, if you're just going to do a double column tie or a single tongue tie or maybe you learn a couple of that, like YouTube for like simple ties. Sure.
You can watch a YouTube video. There's tons of great tires on there that teach all sorts of different simple ties and the anatomy and safety with that. But if you're, if you're going to really want to get to the next slide. I mean, look, as long as everyone's having fun and the bottom is safe, it doesn't matter what the fuck your tie looks like.
That's true. It does not matter. But if you want to go to that next level where you're going to now start suspending and doing all the fancy stuff, you've got to put in a lot of time for that. So that's that.
That's it. Look at her. She looks good. Did you have something you're going to add?
I gave her crotch rope just for you. Thank you. Well, it's a rat rope. Yeah, but she's not thinking about me right now.
She's thinking about either goblins tentacles or you. It's a nice little camel toe there. It really is. It's a little crotch.
How's that feel? She's laughing. Yeah, she's like, I got good rope. Mine.
She was talking some mean shit. She was. Oh, don't hurt me. I love her.
She gave you heart with a pout. That's a very good topic. It is. Talk about some celibas.
Did you say celibas? Celibas. Good on salads. If you put celibacy in tuna fish, it's very crunchy.
Oh my God. I don't know where you're going with it. It's just very, very crunchy peanut butter and celibacy is fucking great. Sallery.
What? Oh, he's so much celery. I see that it takes some mind like yours to understand that mind. It's a bad, bad joke.
I get it. I'm really not in a great place today. I'm just letting you know it shows. We'll talk to you after a book.
That's good. Okay. So this is called celibacy by Perfect Little Pussy. I like that.
Yeah, she's got some neat pictures. Why did I know you were going to have some information on that? I don't know. She's got to have like a sponsorship from Bad Dragon because that she has like all of the cool Bad Dragon toys and she is generous enough to try out all of those and really, you know, really give Bad Dragon their credit.
That's nice. They don't sponsor us. No, they don't. I don't have a pretty vagina.
You don't have a vagina period. And I sure don't have one that can hold a Bad Dragon because other things are monstrous. They very much are. So celibacy writes about celibacy and says, I've never viewed sex and sexuality as wrong and I never will.
So what's changed? Well, I'm personally taking a hiatus from sex and focusing on myself and only allowing those in that have substance. I've struggled with low self-esteem for most of my life. It's not fun.
Sex was a compliment. Something done to make me feel accepted. No longer. That is what happens when you learn to love yourself.
I've never been one to settle and now I'm just taking it a bit further. I'm not hating on sex. One of the greatest pleasures in life is fucking someone you connect with. And I'm actually really looking forward to meeting someone like minded and connecting with them on a more diverse level.
I haven't had sex since the end of August 2018 and I'm not planning on breaking that fast anytime soon. It's going to take someone special to make me reconsider. And until then, I'm okay doing me. I'm down for the challenge.
That was the first thing that came to my mind. And then I realized I was 13 and I had to grow up. What? What challenge?
This is my duality, Kathy. I'm speaking all tonight is duality. It's just everything is my gut feeling and that immaturity that just comes in and just, right? Yeah.
But I loved people that can take a step back and realize what's best for them in that moment. Celibacy is obviously something that makes a lot of us very uncomfortable. Most of us before the lifestyle are very, very familiar with forced celibacy. Oh, yeah.
You're just sitting in front of the computer for month after month going maybe one day. Imaginary Jesus will drop a girl in my lap. Yeah. So a lot of us in our adult years who maybe were a little socially awkward before we learned to get the fuck up and start talking to people, understand about that.
But she was talking about a number of things because there's different levels of celibacy. There's different kinds of celibacy. There's like asexual where you're just not necessarily interested in sex and, okay, so there's 10. I'm not going to try to define asexual.
No, I'm just not going to do it. I'll touch it. But there are different types and she touched on a few different ones that I found was interesting. So very well established.
I'm not anti-sex, whatever. I'm just interested in making a change in my own mind and how I approach my own sexuality and how. It sounded like she was journeying more into the demisexual. Did you get an impression of that?
I did too. Yeah, because she makes it clear there was some other verb which I didn't read of hers where she says that she was doing it for other reasons. Sometimes all the reasons that we use that aren't the right reasons for having sex because it feels avoid because it stops the voices in your head, whatever. That's what she's saying no more to.
I would imagine that somebody who has used sex to fill that hole in the past needs to actually go so far as to be celibate in order to come out the other end doing it with reason. So I understand what she's saying. I am not like that at all because I'm one of those people who feel like I had celibacy. We had enough celibacy in our life.
It's time for some dick. I once went ten years without having sex and it was not because I wanted it. There was good things and bad things about it. I'm simply not one of those people who used sex for it.
You were supposed to have sex. I don't know who that is. Did your phone go off? Are they listening to us now?
I don't know. Hey, they get to hear a stream. They are. They're still hot.
I don't know. It's Kathy. You want to answer that? Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Say hey.
So if you're listening to this right now, we're doing a show and you're going to get recorded if you say anything. You make it stop. Okay. We'll use a little tight up at the moment.
But I... But I... You're just... I say good for her because this sounds like a positive decision that she's made to improve her life and make it better.
And mostly improve her and she talked about this a couple of times improving that relationship with yourself. And so, you know, we're not just sex but any behavior can become a crutch. You know, and that's where people can eat destructively. They drink and use drugs destructively.
And obviously, if that compulsion continues, that can then lead into addiction and other things that you can't get away from. You know, gambling, shopping, you know, sports, video games. There's anything that can be... You leave that recreational self-empowering aspect of that activity because you are trying to fill that void.
And so what's great is when she talks about, you know, loving herself and taking that time. Because so many people, when we talk about serial monogamy and we talk about people that they can't be alone and they have to jump into a thing and whatever, or they have to constantly just get away from themselves. And one of the things that restricting yourself sexually can do, if you need to do it, is to force you to then build that relationship with yourself. And by all of her pictures, it looks like she still has a pretty healthy self-sex life that she's not like hurting on the opportunities to gratify herself sexually.
But it's just... You're in the picture. Whatever, man. I gotta do the research, Kathy.
I have to get in there. That's very good of you, Boogie. Yeah, I'm doing the purven. I think it's really good because I know that the years that I was single, and I was single for a lot of years and I was single by choice, and maybe I had lovers or whatever, but I didn't want to commit to relationships.
And part of that was because I was learning to have that relationship with myself. And whether it's about sex or not, not building that relationship with yourself, if you're spending your time constantly wrapped up in other people or experiences with other people, you have less time to just rely on yourself. And once you start doing more of that, you realize, hey, I'm okay, even if that time doesn't come, like being single when we're not choosing to be single, we're not choosing to be celibate, but we just are by force, that time is so much easier to deal with because you're like, I'm okay without this. Does that make sense?
Right. It doesn't make sense. I can more understand her desire to have a connection with somebody than other stuff that she writes about because that is very much like me. And on the other hand, it comes naturally to me.
And it has actually worked to my detriment at times because I don't do well with when I stand, I don't do well with pick up plays. It actually does take me a while to warm up to somebody, get to know because I am demisexual, and I have to get to know you before I become sexually attracted to you. And there are not that many people who are that patient. Right.
And I just am because I have a natural enjoyment of people and I like getting to know people and I like talking to them and then traveling them and trying to figure out who they are and so to me, that's a joy. And it's just sad that there aren't more people that I can do that with. But there are, I like the people around me now and I wish for her to have that level of connection with people. So I'm rooting for her and I say good for her.
Good for her. And of course, you know, there's a lot of guys out there that I'm sure are saying, because you know what I'm saying? That's your dickish response. Oh, she hasn't met me yet.
Like, like, I said, it comes into your mind. I'm not saying. So you look at the picture and you're like, where does she live? Maybe I can talk to her about her celibacy and really see if this is something that she needs in her life.
But I'm just saying that that is it because that that's what makes this an interesting post and an interesting person to post because it's obvious that she's a very sexual person and it's obvious that she is not shy about her sexuality. But it is great to see somebody like that step back and say, hey, you know what, it doesn't make me not sexual. It doesn't make me not a woman or a man or whatever because I'm not having the sex that I'm supposed to be having because I'm in this lifestyle. It's just this is my personal choice and I get to have that.
I thought it was pretty cool. That's nice. That was pretty damn cool. We got some man.
And we're going to read it for the first and then male class because you need that. Yeah. A little bit of a update here. You guys go ahead and do your thing or just comment.
She is now tied off. Oh, she's doing some hair types too. She's doing hair bondage. Oh, yeah.
I can't do a little gauntlet thing. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah, it's gonna be good.
Oh, she looks like she's in pain. Let me let me say something. Maybe Apple can not. There's a lot of us that don't do suspension and a lot of rope bottoms that are like, oh, my God, I want to do suspension.
I want to do suspension. That there's this kind of myth among the non-experienced suspension people that somehow rope suspension is always comfortable and not painful and not a type of play that requires a level of endurance and strength. And depending on the type of suspension that you do can be incredibly uncomfortable and incredibly incredibly painful. I've seen people screaming in suspension.
Well, of course, there are, and I'm just looking for my nods from Apple. You know, when I go too far off she'll be like, no, if you're fail. There, of course, are some types of suspensions that are more comfortable and more geared so that people can stay up longer and depending, of course, on the size of the person and the amount of their weight pulling on the ropes, they can only stay up for a certain amount of time. So, so, me being very light in the amount of different places that are now covered on her.
I mean, she has one, two, three, four, five, six, and then even the hair for a little bit of support seven. And, and I think she's doing even some more. So that's seven different places on her body that are distributing her rate. So, when that goes up.
You're uncomfortable at all? Just a little bit. Just a little bit. So, it's not this lovely, lovely, floaty, floaty.
Yeah. And, and once again, and that's she's using, she's using real rope that's strong. Is that jute or hemp? It's, it's hang on, it's that your thing.
That's jute rope. It's pretty. It's jute rope. It's jute rope and that's been treated, conditioned, and obviously used a lot because that's how you break it in.
And each one of those strands is definitely strong enough to put her up. Hey, did you? Oh, look, it's, it's more people calling. Wow, now that you need to answer this.
I have an answer to this. You're on the air. Hello. Who is this?
Okay. Okay. So, that was a phantom caller that we're going to delete right the fuck out of the show. Bingo.
And so, things are going to get. So, we had some. Hey, did you know that our lovely Lux at this very moment is in the library. Lux is psycho.
That's in the real house, man. That is psycho person right there. Yeah, it's because she loves all that stuff. She's going to school for that kind of stuff.
And so, she's packing stuff in different boxes going just going over here and this I'm going to go with. And so, she comes running up to me and she says, I got something for you. Oh, God. She had a new stuff too.
Oh, I'm reading part of this and JJ catches me in the kitchen going, what's she doing? And I'm reading this part where it says, the groom sank to the floor while definitely prostrating Goldilocks so that she should not loosen her mouth from his cock and forth with reverse position and sank his head in the pretty girl's dampening crotch. I'm all, I have to take this home for research, boogie. You know, here's what I think is funny.
Lux is emptying out the threshold library making it. I think we're going to have a roving library, you know, because you know, whatever. You can go to munchies or whatever and then people can get the information stuff. But not this much.
That stuff's all going to give away. But I love how she chooses to give you some like erotic fairy tales cool and then she hands me. Playboy. Look boogie, I found party adult Mad Libs.
But you can do on this show. There's a book of Mad Libs. She's a genius. So it looks like it's me and I'm like, Lux, you know, we did Mad Libs on the show.
It was awful. But I figured, okay, here's what we're not going to do it today because it is awful. No, no, because reading, it takes like 20 minutes where, okay, give me a noun and that's horrible. So what we'll do is maybe before the show.
Fill it out. And then I'll read the list and we'll read the Mad Libs. And if it's horrible after that, we will never fucking do Mad Libs on. I'm going to unlocks.
What's going on? Okay. So I really have a couple of, oh, did you want to go over? No, no, no, she's got one leg up now and she's re-tying the hair.
What happened to the hair? I'm giving her the sensation of bondage. So I try to build it up and then take things away. Build it up, take things away.
That's called transitioning, isn't it? Yes. Okay. So well, and that's one of the things about suspension.
Suspension isn't just depending on the talent of the person tying, which Apple has lots of. I call that a tease. It's not just, it's not just putting someone up and then going, there you are. You know, it's putting them up in a way that they can then start to transition them.
Right. So they untie one leg and then they pull the leg, you know, behind them, you know, and tie in a different way. Now, not only is her one leg suspended, but she's using back, she's reclining. She's reclining.
She's reclining. She is now on one foot and she is almost up in the air. She looks like she's on a lazy foot. And now she's in the air.
That was quick. See, this is what has always impressed me about people doing suspension bondage. One second, they're in one position. All they do is a little twitch of a rope and suddenly they're in the air.
And so yes. She says her pussy hurts because of the crotch rope. Okay. I love me some sadistic rope, so I will put the crotch rope away.
Okay. The crotch rope is going away. Oh, look at that. Grimmis of pain.
And once again, that's the conversation between, you know, you know, the top and bottom and finding that, but she was up and then Apple will now make an adjustment, which is kind of, and she's good at it. And she knows where she needs to go. That's the thing about suspension that you can't fuck around on because stuff happens. You have to adapt.
Someone says shit, my hand hurts. This is not a good hurt. You have to know how to get into that. Bring them down.
You know, go through your sequence of things. So it's really kind of fun to watch. Right. It really is fun to watch.
So do we have anything else? Oh, we had a couple of perverted mailbox people that wrote it. Not a lot of people and a lot of donators on the HRON. Yeah, just to get those.
Duchess Trixie wrote this and said, y' y'all are the best. I love your podcast. Thanks for all those precious podcast perv moments. You are appreciated.
Let me tell you what someone writes to us. You are appreciated. That just makes my fucking day. It's very nice.
It's probably the only language that I cannot get weird. Yeah, I can see you start. Your shoulders get started. You start to rise.
When they start going to show up. When someone goes up again. Without the cradrope. That took 40 seconds.
She's good. She's smiling. Now she's smiling. She gave her the nod.
She gave her the nod. Now she's up and tied. She's floating in the world. That is something I can put my head around.
I appreciate you. I hear what you do. I hear the work that you put in. I want you to know I appreciate it.
It's a small email. It makes the world a difference. Thank you. I'm getting a lot of good emails lately.
Even on my Countbook E page on my FET life, people have been checking in with me and seeing with all this stuff going on. I'm starting to work on a resume now. I'm done that in 30 years. Just all this different stuff that's going on.
It feels good. It feels weird. I have to learn how to accept help right now. That's my big psychological dilemma.
It is good. So many protective podcast listeners have been reaching out from literally all over the world. From all over the world people. That is a weird feeling.
A wonderful feeling. We know you guys are going through some trials right now. We want you to know. We support you.
Thank you so much, you really don't know how you just balance the insanity. That's pretty cool. We want to balance that book because we want you here for a long time. I have to stop working out and get off the treadmill because I might choke myself to death from running and laughing at the same time.
I do not choke yourself from laughing and running at the same time. Unless you're going to be munching on Marshmallows at the gym and then you laugh and launch them like a ping-bang ball. Like a Thai prostitute, you know the pink one show, just a random people, you know, like emo people You know, they're like, oh, I'm Jim. I'm working out and literally if you're copying marshmallows at like uptight Jim people I think that would be amazing, but you know what take me for a while please don't die on us get off the fucking trip I like the fact that his name is take me for a walk her on her walk lives on a treadmill This is somebody who is committed to the healthy individual walking modes unlike you and I know we're fat fucks We just lately hey, uh, what's going on Dellungar anything?
I'm giving live commentary Oh, it's happening with a suspension and they are quite ingross Can you grab a couple snaps of her while you're there so you can get that and then just avoid her face? You're gonna give her a handkerchief. Is that like some sort of some sort of code for like stick something in her butt? No, that's cover her.
Oh, good. Oh, you're gonna. Oh, you're gonna blindfold her Oh, so she can't be seen is this the like is this for the photo thing cover more of her face You gotta cover her nose and cover her fucking mug. Yeah, just yeah, that's it Yeah, so she can have mouth and whatever and that's okay.
She's mouthing like a fish I don't know exactly look. I'm about to rag on people right now Oh, go so many people are like oh, I can take a fat life profile pitch and like in this one It's like one eye, but then like ten pitchers down There's the other eye and it's like and then there's the bottom of the face and whatever you have never heard of crops So you have to make oh my god. She's totally That is quite amazing Apple. You're fucking genius man.
That's beautiful Okay, yeah, she is Yeah, I was a pretty Wow, I could not have done that She does almost without thinking it appears like she's just that was lovely What I'm just making an observation We're just rambling. Okay, let's get into some polysanity. Holly is great I like it to do two new jingles what? You did you know jingles today?
I've done a lot I actually did other jingles, but I'm just kind of trying to space them because literally I can if I want I could I do About an hour I don't tell clients that Like a week and a half, you know, I have to find my new we gonna have I'm sorry. It's gonna cost $1,100 No, once you get good at it I mean it's like that's the thing about having the level I've been I have the two different studios I have the the electronic, you know kind of little studio That's at a desk with a couple microphones and then I have the one with the actual instruments and once you get that pattern It's just like you just go drums bass guitar prepare and then you know saying and most of my lyrics are not necessarily And now she's just gonna hook the foot up and now she is completely upside down. I will move the screen and that's a Wow Take it me you're feeling good right now Yeah, you look good. You look good.
I'm doing good job. Apple's We're probably saying it. Let's do some some policy and we got stuff from Reddit once again somebody sent us this and I Yes, people are just sending me more and I love that we can use Reddit because I don't have to get people's permission Yeah, well, I mean we're not gonna we don't we don't mention name and stuff like that Yeah, but so this person was under a non monogamy page Okay, good and wrote something called a letter to couples seeking a third from a real-life unicorn So she's a real life unicorn like a legitimate unicorn like there's a union card and she's got it Yes, it would be amazing if you had like the unicorn DMV or something a unicorn You just like a little a union you know paid dues and all the unicorns like truffle in you know Hey Ben, how's going Mark? What are you doing today?
I don't know looking for some unicorn Apparently I just think Bugs Bunny, you know when they clocked the dog Ralph and George I think Ralph and George or whatever. Oh, I love that one. Oh, and she's on the ground now. She's on the ground I'm sorry.
It was Ralph and Sam Ralph and Sam. I think there was different ones. No, no, it was Ralph and Sam Baby girl knows. Oh, they don't argue baby girl.
Right. She knows her her loony tunes. All right, so she's talking basically About why she no longer answers requests from people either on dating sites or she doesn't seek it out It happens organically as finding and this is why she says she no longer seeks it out She says the majority of couples are seeking a third in order to enrich their sex life They only care what the unicorn can provide for them rather than what they can provide for the unicorn They don't consider the unicorn's feelings as they are supposed to be an ornament The majority of arrangements also have weird jealousy boundaries and control issues that have not been addressed before engaging with another Because seeking a third is typically a response to being unhappy not a holistic approach to sexuality in general And as a result season to unicorns typically end up as a couple's therapists. Okay Now obviously I gotta say this is her experience not everybody will have the same experience, but I What did that happen to Dellungar?
Oh, he just ran out. He's like water I'm like, no, yes, yes, I requested water for a little Because bottoming is strenuous on the body. It is. No wonder he ran out of your stuff.
He's like on it He's like water. I'm like go drink Yes, you may hydrate young Dell Yeah, I get her some fucking water I'm gonna go list out get her a cookie. Oh, wait. I'm not in the scene.
I can't talk to you laptop screen she's completely black, but I will say that although it you may not if you are a quote-unquote unicorn You may not have this exact experience, but I have heard people tell me that this kind of thing happens a lot So it might sound extreme in reading this but she said in the beginning she is a seasoned unicorn Maybe she'd be doing it for a while. So it's not it's not unusual then that she has encountered so many negative experiences Well, what's interesting to me and once again Prices vary CD alert for details this it depends on what city you're in what community you're in How do people respond in that community? Are you in the open community? Are you in a swing?
Are you trying to find love in a swingers community? Are you going through like where are you has a lot to do with the type of people? And what they're going to offer you and the level of respect that you can expect from that source so Yes, she did mention dating sites and specifically hitting non monogamy sites, right? You're right depending on what community swingers community can be very different from the community in general unless these are people that are in a community Because you kind of and I don't want to defend anyone because if you're a douche or douche and if you're selfish You're selfish, but some of that selfishness is is ignorant and and I was very selfish when I got here And I mean not completely selfish, but yeah, I had issues where I didn't understand as much about consideration I didn't understand as much and I thought that part of the fantasy You know that this is what people want because I play this role in the fantasy and this person plays that role So when I would address people like an idiot and ignorant idiot I would speak to them as oh, this is what they want So I'm speaking to them as I thought and when you get into the like the open BDSM Poly community people are like no everybody has feelings not everybody should be treated the same you have like this person because Like this person says I want to be treated with respect and whatever but they're absolutely are people out there who are like no I just want sex.
I don't want to be involved in your fucking triad. I don't want to be involved in your relationship I'm a student. I'm going to college. I just want some fun experiences.
I don't want any strings attached I don't have fucking conversations with you. I don't want to know about your life or your kids or any of that shit And I really do just want to be a unicorn for sex So there is a market for that the problem is is just like we say about everything when you put that absolute label on that and say this is how This is supposed to work absolutely 100% of the time and the poster is it fault for that too When you say this is not right This is not right for her because for some people what she does not like about the response that she is giving is in fact What some people are looking for I thought I totally get what you're saying you're absolutely right some people actually do One-on-one nightstander. They do want something that's just what I have had multiple partners there in school They don't want they they're like look I've had times where I'm like I'm trying to like get close to them and let's have conversations They're like you know what I just want to play yeah But it doesn't sound to me like what she's describing is what you're describing because they're in everything that she said Anybody some of them that they didn't read on the air she is saying that there's a lack of respect that there's a lack of even understanding Who she is you don't have to know everything about a person's background to at least get to know them enough to know what it is that they like It sounds like it's all about their rules their boundaries their jealousy issues What they want and they don't pay enough attention to the person and you have to pay attention to your partner even if it's a one-night stand Even if they're just fuck buddies and you get together just to have sex and it doesn't sound like that's what's happening here No, I'm sure I'm surely not faulting this person's experience in in but they started out with I'm a real unicorn True dominance and a true and a TW So I instantly get to like okay I and once again, this is your your post your blog whatever you can rant and obviously there's frustration when you are online and getting addressed By douchebag after douchebag after douchebag totally get it But I'm coming from the point my point of view as someone who spent 10 years in a community I'm I am kind of detached and I'll say to her credit. I'm detached from the online thing I don't get partners online.
I literally I can't tell you when the last time is that I found a partner Through fat life or something where you talk to someone for a while and then you're like great Let's meet up. I can't so it kind of sounded like that to me when she said at the beginning part I didn't read she said when I come across those things I just swipe right don't even go into it and now I'm looking for something that happens organically to me that translates into I'm not Doing online anymore. I want to actually meet people before I mean and that's the thing if you don't have a community once again We go into that you know our little Los Angeles bubble towards like well You got like all these places you can actually meet people and interact with them You know the first impressions online well, you don't have to do that But yeah in some places you really have to do the online thing. Oh, yeah, we were up north We spent time up north and they do not have anything like the closest dungeon was an hour and a half away Right and we had like a munch at Starbucks, but it didn't exist before I showed up like I was like What's wrong because they were so they didn't want to be outed because it was such a small community, right?
So they didn't want it was like well, we're not gonna We're just gonna put a sign up saying we're not gonna play. Hey, this is Dixon Pussy's But people were like they didn't want to be seen Wow So they didn't want to go to the munch. I know this may surprise you but they thought that we were like high protocol You know it's once again It's funny, but I tell it yeah You hear this story a lot when you have a community that doesn't have really any community And they have so and that is that can be good and very bad most of the time It's pretty bad because you have people show up that don't know what they're doing You know and they're like I'm an expert on this because just because I can say the word fireplay that obviously I'm more of an expert than they've ever seen and that turned into like they were amazed about our flogging and about our Electroplay and we're looking at like This is our normal bag. We've never done that like we had someone just showed up I'm sorry showed up with just chains in a in a to take off your boot a shoe horn and that was just play back And we were like and that's it Yeah, so that's it and just whatever you can get at the dollar store or whatever and so so I totally understand before I go off And you know I'm surely I am sympathetic with anybody that has to navigate online to try to get partners because when I would used to be on Okay, Cupid match calm.
It is just litter. It's it's 80% garbage And it's a it's a long road. So of course your best bet would be to be able to meet people live and have munchies And like out here that some of the polygroups or even the non monogamy groups are sex-positive Organizations they have entire vetting processes where you don't even get in the door unless they know that you understand the basic respect But online it's just they have a fantasy I don't want to defend people but they have a fantasy in their head and well obviously because it's like well What does unicorn mean is there an actual you know Webster's definition of unicorn that we all have to go by or do people just kind of assume what they think it means and when you think We want someone to spice up our fucking sex life. So go get a girl or go get another guy Yeah, you know and that's what people do and and if they don't have perverted podcast They don't have that life They don't have the community They're on alt or match or something to try to get laid and who's gonna teach these people that wait That's not how it works Who's gonna teach them that well YouTube JJ and yeah, I mean when they drive up there and that's really I mean That's the long process as sad as that is that's why we have perverted podcast and all that you know 20 30 other BDSM podcasts out there and we have communities and we speak on college panels until we go mainstream You know and we start get seeing regular people from the active community Speaking in mainstream media.
No one's gonna even consider that I didn't consider these things before I got before people pointed at me and said You're a douche. That's that's you know, that's not what you do. That's not it. Look at the person and you're like oh, yeah Shit, it's not a piece of me.