193 Clappy Gilmore

Welcome to No Closs, just a clap, the only podcast that has an argument about how cheerleaders were their socks in the late 90s. No, you're talking about how they even dressed now. No, but I'm talking about when I was in high school, which was the end of the 90s, early 2000s. I don't remember cheers when the socks.

Well, I mean everybody wears socks. But if you don't remember the wearing socks, then maybe they were wearing the ankle socks. Yeah, the little shirt ones are there. The little laugh-lack-lack-socks that are invisible in shoes, which is fine.

But my argument was, who the fuck other than men, and I don't know what the late 50s, early 60s, age-wise, not decade-wise. I was going to say, or trying to deliver the weird white socks you pulled up past mid-calf that they have at the hooters. Yeah, rebuttal. Um, how much people were there like, oh she's showing some ankle?

Cather socks go up way farther than that. Okay, so not not how much people in hooters. Uh... Well, now I have a terrible terrible mental image about it.

I was going to say muzzles. Uh... Do they have socks? Under the whole thing?

I have no idea. Yeah, but I mean even men. I'm pretty sure they don't. Where socks?

Oh, I think it's just sandals. I wouldn't say you don't. I don't, I'm not, I'm not trying to make a stereotype. I just don't know.

Muslims don't wear socks, is it? The weirdest stereotype of all time. Really? Yeah, it's like Chinese drivers and Muslims don't wear socks.

It's the Holy of Eugene Herman. You could find a bigger elevator than this in Russia. Did you just make up a stereotype? Oh yeah, yeah, let's talk about that.

No, it's the making up a stereotype. Yeah, Muslims and socks, I don't know. I'm pretty sure if they wear some kind of sock, but I don't know what kind of stocking or sock they would wear. Well, you don't know how far we go up, up, said, said, but...

Well, I don't know if it meant or women. I don't know if it would be like a stocking that goes up to the knee, or if it's just something to protect you put against the rubbing of the leather shoe, or I don't know. You don't know they don't wear crocs. I'm pretty sure they don't wear crocs.

Oh, that'd be like horribly Western capitalists, wouldn't it? Oh, so they're just painously ugly. I'm gonna go with the Western thing. Well, like I said, you realize that I'm gonna go this later, and I'm gonna come up with so many real fucked answers.

Oh, we're gonna have a... yeah. We're gonna have a... yeah.

I don't necessarily... I don't think it's a religious thing. I probably shouldn't have said it in a religious thing, because it's not to do Muslims wear socks. It's just in that part of the world, what do they wear as a sock?

They wear socks. They have business people. No, but I'm just saying in that part of the world, traditionally, would they wear socks. I think socks are universal.

I mean, they're like shoes. Are feet shoes? What? Are feet shoes?

Violatively speaking, yes. What if we don't have shoes? Are you stumping it? Wait, you're talking about that if you don't have feet, or you don't have shoes?

I'm stumping it if you don't have feet. Then you don't have shoes? No, then you have socks. This semantics argument is more important.

Because then you can just pull them over to the stuff. So this semantics argument can go on for like hours. Oh, yeah. It's not gonna make up on today.

I wrote my eyes. I'm not gonna be in a girl. Me neither. I would have made up a section.

I would have made up a section. Yeah. This is actually a weird continuation from last week's episode. Do you want to get into new stuff or do you want to get into stuff that we didn't talk about last week?

Let's get through the old stuff first because I don't want this to become like this weird gluttonous blister we have to pop at some point. Right. On our biological shoes. Red feet.

So last week I watched the, yes there is a fifth Highlander movie called Highlander the Source. Yeah. So they went to Adrian Paul who was the Highlander in the TV show when he played a... Dunkin' McCloud in Highlander Endgame which is a fourth Highlander film.

And he went, I want artistic, like I want some kind of artistic input and they went, you're insane. This is the fifth Highlander movie. Weirdly not. And they were like, we're gonna get Christopher.

Land Bear to come back. Is it Land Bear or not Lambert? I think it's Land Bear because he's from Belgium. So it's gonna be like a French quiz.

I don't want it Christopher Lambert. I mean I'm not saying about that. I think it's Land Bear. Yeah, I think it's Land Bear.

Okay. And he went, I love this. I don't care how you bring the counter back because he died in Endgame. Yeah, I'll do it.

They're not making any more moral combat with me either. That's not true. That's very true. I don't know if I want to go with it.

But now of course we're Land Bear playing Raiden. Is he playing Raiden? It's been teased. Oh shit really?

Alright. I hope your dog was a longer, not picked up. But he wanted too much money. For Atlanta or five.

Which probably would really squish your sense of presence doesn't it? Which by the way, we'll get into it. But I watched it and the budget had to have been maxed 9.95. Look, I could have feasted it Taco Bell for the Press's movie.

For the budget of this movie. Oh yeah, it's rough. We'll get into that later. Just reminding there's a great thing about the budget that I noticed in the opening shots.

In the credit sequence. So they went to Adrian Ponce at Final Makeup and he said fine, I'm not doing anything anyway. And they made it. It's about that 10,000 years ago or 100,000 years ago, whatever it is.

One million years ago. Yeah, it's the robot ghost of Thanksgiving's past or Christmas's past or whatever. From the future. But like 10,000 years ago, this group of Immortals found the site of the source of their power.

Okay. Makes no sense. Because their power isn't it. Have you finished reading the stream books yet?

No. Okay. Not even sort of reading them. You should.

There's only three of them. I'm aware of what you're getting out of this one with the angel stuff. Luckily, they don't go that way. I don't should say luckily, but they don't go that way with Highlander.

They already tried to in two End Zegor aliens. So anyway, so this group of Immortals find the site of the source of their power. Thus the name of the movie. And one of them kills the Guardian and then becomes the Guardian.

And then 10,000 years later cut to in the literally it says in the near future. And it only takes place in and I mean like. Like 2007. No, it's it.

Okay. Literally, you know, you see like the like place and time of things in movies. All it ever says repeatedly on my dad is in the near future. Eastern Europe.

That's all you ever again. Yeah. So obviously got some kind of tax breaks for filming Bulgaria. And it's there's.

That might be like the way he was. It might be actually not that's actually not an unpopular place to film. But anyway, you now have this another group of Immortals run by Nethos who was in the TV show. It's also an X-men to original X-men to.

And it's coming up on the celestial alignment which will show us all where the source comes from. And it will also know. Mars is part of the celestial alignment. It will also bathe the world in like cosmic radiation.

So the high if not high levels the morals have to be there to I guess absorb radiation. So it's very vague. It's a point that's brought up and then never paid off. Which would be a huge part of this movie.

Thanks bad editing. So Conor McCloud has like gone into like reclusion. Did you say Rek'luse? Yeah, but that wouldn't be the effort.

Has become a Rek'luse. After his psychic mortal wife left him. Yeah. Oh yeah.

And he's brought back into the fold to I don't know stop the Guardian because they find the source at one point. One immortal finds the source. The Guardian is an actor who's been like a handful of things. But he plays, I know they wrote it like okay he's been around for 10,000 years and he's suffering from some kind of dementia.

You know what I mean? He's been around for so long. He does have space madness. He does have space madness.

Time madness will call it even. Which would be better. But he just seems weird. I kind of want to pause and show you some of the scenes.

But he basically- I was going to pee so we can. Right. We'll be back after this. What the hell did you just make me watch?

So we just watched a YouTube clip of Highlander the source in five minutes and I had to explain a few things like No you didn't have to make anything. I thought it was almost as bad as the Crow 4 wicked prayer. Was that the one with Dennis Hopper? Yes.

Did he not say it? He didn't say it. No don't. But the thing is like I was trying to explain how the Guardian seemed like schizophrenic.

He seems like a five year old. Yeah. He's got like time to mention. I'm talking to him.

He's like you know mortal fuck. And he's wearing this weird head dressing the entire time but just makes it simple. He's wearing a helmet because he's special needs. He looks like a reject from one of the Reddit chronicles soldiers.

Yes. By the way he pulls his sword out of himself. Like it's like he always like stabs himself as sort of like she's this. Like it makes no sense.

The movie makes no sense. What were some of your take away from watching the five minute thing? He had a terrible writer. You had a terrible editor.

Your special effects were awful. Oh yeah. You just make it easier by cutting the fight scene down to something more simple. And why is everyone spinning?

Everyone's spinning. And I will say. Twirling. Twirling.

I will say this as a parting Shawn's movie. At the very beginning there's a woman being mugged in the near future in Eastern Europe. And Duncan runs. Did you know Bobo Kop come and save her?

I doubt him better. Duncan the Cloud is running like you know the edge of a building right? And every time he has foot hits you can tell it's like plywood like it bends. Oh yeah.

Like it's like oh oh and that's like the first five minutes. I was like I am in for a treat. You're like I don't know if I can take a bed of drill and watch this for the glass of wine. I should have done that.

We're taking a looseage. What do you mean awesome? So they're like holy fuck they're fighting in like. So a couple of points is mine will remain unnamed recently went to the dollar theater after dropping acid to watch Dr.

Strange. Bad idea or a great idea. Great idea. But yeah highlander source fuck.

And I only watched it because I had this get made. The podcast have this get made to hang under two. And I was like I kind of want to rewatch three and four. And when I was I thought I'm a big hole.

Well that's highlander but there were two things that really bothered me about it. One Sean I was gonna say Sean Connery's terrible accent. Oh you mean the most amazing accent for Ace. You mean his Scottish accent for a Spaniard by way of Egypt?

You know what's interesting is that they say the reason why his opening on that is still echolese because he recorded it in two of that. He recorded it when he was in a bathroom and sent it to the other one. And the other one is her makeup in the first highlander when she's supposed to be old. Remember he finds the little mini falls in love with and he stays with her until she grows old.

Yeah have her. Got her makeup when she's supposed to be a corona so bad. It reminds me of what's your name? Carol Canes makeup in Princess Bride.

Oh god I can totally see that. You know what I mean? We're like it's so cartoonishly over done. That's exactly what it was it was so cartoonishly over done which is funny since Carol Canes is now actually a little bit old.

And she's still actually she's old but she doesn't look that cartoonishly old. No I mean they overdid it on Gotham. My wife. He said the glade which means did she know.

Which by the way you know they did the announcement date on a Kimmish met season three. It's May 19th. That's what I just read. And just you know I could not stop laughing when I watch their teaser if Titus do it and lemonade.

I don't know what that means. Don't spoil it. I have no questions for that. I'm not supposed to let this series but yes continue.

Okay okay. I love her. Did you see the rubber done junior Avengers Facebook live? I did not.

Where what's his name? Spider-Man's? This is Cameron Guy and then like Chris Pratt walks on. It's a nerd gas that's fucking fantastic watching.

There was a brother to pop on for a second. That's great. Anyway so I ended up falling down that wiki hole on Adrian Pollock for watching Endgame. I was like what have you been doing since then?

Not a lot. And it was like highlighter people's source and I was like fuck it I'm in. Oh and he'll be in the reboot. I don't know.

He will not be like don't think of the lead. No of course he won't be the lead. If they're trying to get a highlander anymore. What are they calling it now?

I think it's just immortal. Yeah pass. Right. So I might as well watch the Vampire Diaries last season.

I don't know any of those words we've been doing together. So I watched that last week when we didn't get to that. That's one note I'll get to at the end and then that actually catches us up. Okay.

What's your first note? I watched the note. We'll just get into the heavy stuff and we'll get away. Just one of the just the poor and the levy.

Yeah. Yeah. Did not get great reviews. Was not a hit.

Was not at all accurate but it was probably 75% accurate which and would be like that. That percentage would be higher. So a lot better than Black Hat I'm sure. Well it wasn't really about hacking.

Yeah but there were parts of the story that I didn't know. It was really interesting. He gave a, I mean it's a well acted, well directed movie. But one's saying like some of the accuracy is a little.

Fishing. Spotty at best. But he was a great Snowden. I read this thing about how they filmed it for, they shot it for, they shot it.

They filmed it for, they filmed. Okay they screened it. Wow. Take for it.

They screened it for his family and they were floored by how close he got to Manurism's acts, not accent but like. You said Manurism's. I think you meant Manurism's. I did but actually I meant a vocal inflow.

You're an asshole. You're an asshole. The affectations. So I mean it just goes to show you how well Joseph Wordlove is an amazing actor.

Like I said it was well directed, well acted. I honestly thought it'd be a little heavier. I didn't think it'd be as, I wouldn't say like harder or funny. There were moments of humor.

But the heavy moments where it's like him and the girlfriend or a fiance. She's not really going to have to miss. Where it could have been really heavy and wasn't. And I kind of like that because it had, it stayed with its own tone.

Does that make sense? Yes. Okay. So but I recommend Snowden.

So in terms of all rebuffed, I've been saying, watch this, not that. Watch Snowden, not highlighted. Two radically different movies. Both sources.

One immortal power, the other one coded. So I vaguely talked to you last week about Riverdale. Yes, I still haven't. I'm going to tell you, wait, because what I'm finding with this is I got to watch the first two episodes back to back.

I think this is going to be one of those things where it ends up, it's so stupid. But it really is almost a little bit Veronica Mara slash Twin PC. This seems to be something that's a lot more interesting to binge because I don't want to wait to fucking wait to find out about this stupid episode. I've heard all the scenes are really horny.

Yeah, they're super hard. Okay. But like I said, I don't want to wait to wait to wait to find out all the stupid. Does Jughead wear the crown?

Kind of actually. They do a really good updated modified version of it. Hold on. Is that a good, no, don't do that.

It's a knit cap that has the crown on it. But it has the crown on it. Yeah. Well, if you see it, it makes complete sense.

And Jughead's character has been completely changed. The Fool. Yes. And he was...

They still... Maybe they just haven't addressed it yet, but thus far he's been completely asexual. Okay. And in kind of the classic Archie comics, he was basically just in love with food.

That's basically hamburgers, I believe so. I'm sorry, I just totally had a Jason gave me a moment to go through my head and there was a lot of laughter. Oh my god, Archie is not fucking Mr. Weatherby!

Okay. Who's black in the show, by the way, actually? That's not a gender specific. It's not like with any black panther white.

Um... Like that chubby white black panther that we saw when we were at the con. You never got was a mask, we just knew he was a chubby. Yeah, we know he's white.

He owned it. He had a gaggle of bitches, it was insane. He found them with white girls. They're with white girls with dirt bombs.

So, I think this is gonna be one of those things where I might want to Veronica Marsit, where I wait until there's at least a season or two. Yeah. Before I start watching it. Because it really is just a teenage show-block route, but a little bit more interesting and a little bit more well written.

Okay. So it's like... Is there a name attached to this? I mean...

It's by the people who did Gossip Girl in the Vampire Diaries. So, no. Oh, yeah, so no. It's a CW orgy.

Yeah. Okay, I gotcha. But I mean, their cinematography is great. I love the color scheme they've chosen for it.

This is a lot of darks and eons. I find it weird that the one main character they're not talking about a great deal is Betty, who's one that tends to drive the plot. Like... The mechanics are in...

In the show. Okay. She's the inquisitive one, she's the one that tends to be kind of digging and trying to find out the truth. Yeah, because Veronica's kind of the vapid ritual, right?

Yeah. Well, it's... do you want the better your Veronica? Do you want the hot working girl or do you want the vapid ritual?

Right. Which is a little bit different than this because the Veronica character has moved back into town with her mother, while her father is in disgrace for his illegal financial feelings. Okay. I can't wait to take on it.

No, like I said, she's me humbled. I get it. Well, she is humbled, and when she comes back into town, she really just wants to be a good person again. But she's still Veronica.

Yeah. So, you'll have to wait. Like I said, I can't watch it week to week. It is torture watching it week to week.

If I can binge a number of episodes, it'll be great. Okay. So, I think frankly I'll probably make you wait till five and then we'll watch five together and see. Okay.

With Riverdale, that might actually be more accurate than it was with Ron Comerys. Well, there's no Ken Marino. God, actually. He recently guessed it on something.

He recently guessed it on speechless. Better on speechlessless. It's Mini Driver sitcom. That all sounds unfortunate.

No, it's not NBC. The lead of it. Well, he's not technically the lead. It all focuses around a kid who's developed, well, he's not developed in any disabled, but he's in a wheelchair and he can't speak.

And he's got two siblings and Mini Driver's his mom. I'm vaguely aware of it. Okay, it's actually a really good show and actually surprising the money. But Ken Marino plays the ex-boyfriend and was the roommate of her now husband who never got over her.

Okay. He was actually really, really funny. And we went Ken Marino to get all the work that he can. Yes, yes we do.

We went Ken Marino to have all the work. I'd get him to have him watch... I think that was an... I'd like to put my balls in it.

Well, that was the stage. That was Louie. Yeah, I think there's another season of Burning Love that I haven't watched. I saw the two seasons.

I saw the first season and then the Bachelorette season. I think there's the third season. That's why I thought. Because the second season was Jun Dayan Rafael.

We love Jun Dayan Rafael. I can't not believe that he blocked that shit up. Paul Cher? Could not you Paul Cher.

No, she's so funny and beautiful and hilarious. And I bet they're hysterical together. But if you just look at them, they don't look like a long time. No.

It's Seth Green and his wife. That's just one of those things where I bet they sit together and make all sorts of horrible, horrific, nasty jokes constantly. Which is especially funny because I know they already have one kid. They might have a second one.

I think the second one might be now. Like I said, they might have a second by now. But like I said, if you know they're in personality wise, it makes complete sense. But if you just physically look at them.

Yeah, the weird part is when they're on... How did this guy make some of the stuff she sends her just like... Fucking really? Yeah.

She wanted to know the definition of a street fighter was on the Street Fighter episode. What's the street fighter? It's someone who fights on the street. That's one who fights in streets.

Fair enough. Almost speaking of CW. Oh, sorry. I just wanted to do an update on Riverdale, which is I'm not giving up on it, but I think I'm going to wait to binge two or three episodes at one time.

Because this week, tweet crap is not doing it for me. No, and there's some shows I don't like that. That's why I can't watch fucking Shield. Yeah, no.

And this season I would say is one of those where you binge the first and second half. I really do think that's the way I do it. Shield or...? Well, with Shield, this season specifically, yes.

Because the first half is Magic. It's Build. Well, it's hot on the heels of Doc Strange, which try to introduce Magic into the Marvel Universe. And then they kind of like I said...

Well, you got to build Iron Fist too. Yes, absolutely. Speaking of Magic. But I would say that the second half of the season with all the AI and LMD, all the sciencey stuff...

You say all the acronyms. Yeah, really all the acronyms. Well, Shield is an acronym. Really puts it back into its wheelhouse.

I've been really, really happy with the second half of the season. The first half was alright. Yeah, do you want to watch it week or do you want to binge? Well, I watched Shield week to week.

But I think the season was... This specific season of Shield was built to be binged. I think there's like the Magic half and then the tech half. And I think if you watch it week to week, yeah, you get that turn right in the middle where you're like, oh, they're switching from Magic to Tech.

But I think it works better if you like binged it if I end up and went, okay, here's the Magic half and here's the tech half. Go. Well, you remember this about season one of Shield I was okay with. I was completely sold on it.

I was okay with it. Season two, I had such a rough fucking time with. But when I actually binged it, it was fantastic. I could not fucking handle doing it week to week.

There was just so many intricacies, but they needed me to remember for seven days, and I gave zero fucks about. It was a very hard time. Well, we go back to... we were talking about this little bit off-air.

Did I give you my collection of the Fables comic by Bill Willingham? Oh, god, that's tortured Union at the end. Well, not near... I don't know if it's serious, it's still going.

I don't think it is. Now they have a shitload of off-shoots and trade paperbacks. Oh, yeah, because they have a jack of trade and all that jazz. So when you send a relic...

When they started planning a war in real time, it was so hard to read it month to month where I was like, I'm done, I will catch up in trade when I can effectively binge it. Hold on, I have to make sure you didn't just say the trash on fire. I'm smelling something funky. Is it funky town?

No, it's... Is that where you're taking this? Yeah, I did. Oh, you let something on fire?

No, no, no, the match was just hot enough to melt a little bit of the trash liner. I thought we were reliving an electric six-hour album. Fire in the disco, fire in Deb's bag of trash. Actually, it's empty except for that, but yeah.

Thank God. So tangentially from Marvel to DC, let's talk about DC TV. Fire in the washing. Well, you don't mind spoilers?

No, no. I don't mind spoilers. I guess we're going to keep a Marvel I can talk about Legion, but I've already... No, we can't have that Legion.

You actually don't want to be spoiled on Legion. I'll have your pleasure. Okay, we'll get the DC and then we'll brave Legion to shut me down later. In Flash, I don't remember Alice to start being...

I guess he was in the Flashpoint episode, but he played Julio in the original series, in the 90s series. It's been a long time. Well, he was... I'm gonna say Julio, I start singing...

I know, I know. But he was the lab assistant in the original series. Okay. Kind of like crazy, outgoing guy to, you know, very, you know, scientific.

He was wearing a Hawaiian shirt and wanted to go to the club, but not in a horrible shade way. No. So I guess he was on the Flashpoint episode as a cop, and I didn't realize it, but I was glad to see Alex DeSarte come back. And that makes for the Triumvirant or the Trinity of the original series.

Because you have random... Well, yeah, I didn't think about it. Well, I meant for the principal. Oh, I was talking about it.

Because you've got an end of pace and John Wesley Ship and Alex DeSarte. Yes, you do have... The tricks? Thank you.

Mark Hemmel. Maybe they'll bring in David Cassidy. Who knows? He played the Mirror Master.

What's he doing now? Nothing. So, there was a moment of shipping that did pay off with Killer Frost, and all my notes says Frost in Malfoy. Did Violet and Killer Frost find the make out?

Who? Who's Violet? I don't come back to me. I don't come back to me.

Great. Anyway, it seems that Caitlin's moving on from Robbie, the first incarnation of Firestorm. What is Robbie's last name? Raymond.

What? It sounds like that. It's not a male, but still. No, well, it is a male.

But yeah. Which is coming back, so we'll see where that... Well, they've been teasing that, but yeah. They're still teasing that Eddie Fon's coming back as well.

There could be any number of iterations, but yeah. So, the first incarnation of Firestorm. Ronnie Raymond. That's what it is.

There's Ronnie and Victor Gerber. Oh, Professor Stein. There we go. Eddie sacrificed himself.

Yeah. Right after they got married. That's probably Caitlin. Well, apparently she's moving on, because she's making eyes at Malfoy.

She's making eyes at... Tom. Julian, whatever his name is. Yeah, it's Tom, something rather.

But it's Malfoy from... Is it Hardy? Huh? Is it Tom Hardy?

No, that's Bane. I'll let you... No, no, no. It's something close to that, though.

Steve Harvey. The mustache? Yeah, the suit. And they're announcing the Miss America wrong?

That's what they're saying, Doctor Elkime. They turn him into that. Oh my God, can you imagine? Doctor Elkime, the character, hosting Family Feud.

Great show of all time. Now, if Doctor Elkime hosted it. But anyway, so Julian and Caitlin seem to have a thing. Well, she had a thing for Jacob, too, though.

Is that she? Yeah, she did. She was kind of into him. I think it's the same thing with Robbie, is that they had a common ground when it came to science.

Yeah. So it's one of those things. I think when somebody can connect with her on the same intellectual level, she thinks about the mineral... And maternity level, because you think she would hook up with Cisco, but...

Oh, God, maturity wise, not so much. Yeah, there you go. But it's just one of those things where I think that somebody has to meet her in a certain place intellectually before she can even consider them romantically. Yeah.

Which I guess. Well, Jay's got to build the gateway to other Earths, and then Malfoy, Julian, you didn't build the braces that kept her powers up, but I think he updated it to the necklace. But it's one of those things that he knows that many human science look extremely well as an detective. But it's also one of those things where when somebody understands in a scientific way how certain things are affecting her emotionally, she sees them in a different light.

Which is, I think what happened with her at Jay and what's happening with Julian now is that they understand how certain things scientifically are affecting her view of the world so she can actually understand them as they understand her. But is she projecting because... Oh, she's uber projecting. You're kidding, that's why she ended up getting hooked on Jay, is by the fact that he's a complete f**k award.

And bad guy. Um, is he got to figure out Robbie... Was it Robbie like a security guard or something? No, Robbie was a scientist.

They worked together. Was he a scientist? I'm pretty sure they worked together and he was a scientist. Okay, he's in the comic teams, I got high school students.

No, no, I think he was a... He wasn't a moron, but he wasn't a super smart. No, I'm pretty sure he was a peer of hers. Okay.

Okay. Oh yeah, I've been wrong since I watched the first season. Was he working on the dark matter thing? No, he worked in Star Labs and if I remember correctly something went wrong during the experiment and he went to go run and try and deal with something.

I think he was going to save Stein, because he wasn't Stein dragging the dark matter thing. I don't, it's been a long time. The quantum, yeah, whatever. Um, okay, so Robbie was a quote unquote contemporary, um, professionally.

Well, he's no Marlow. I don't know what that means. He's making it Shakespeare and Marlow. Okay, um, he wasn't a, he wasn't like a security, wasn't like a...

No, I think he was an actual... Jander and I think he was a researcher or a scientist. Okay, okay. So we'll see, cause I mean like, it seems like she's kind of like, hey, you're not an evil Earth 2 version of anyone, all at J.

Kind of like a Thatcher penis. Yeah, kind of what I get to, you know, kind of want to let just slither in. Just a little bit of a, a little bit of a... Really?

Yeah. Oh, really? You've said it to me too many times already. Yeah, but it hasn't been on air, but no food in the past.

Okay. Um, maybe he'll put an ergher from door. I'm so sad I didn't say the picture I wanted to show you. Oh, I've got a couple to show you after.

I won't remember. No, um, there was a fashion show earlier and I can't remember if it was J. Crew. I'll have to go look through.

But they had this weird like modified tie, but it was done in the colors of Ravenclaw. So it just looked like a weird modified Ravenclaw scarf on the shirt. Love it. Which is one of those things where I'm like, so that's subconscious?

Or do they do that on purpose? Depends on what they want to win the Quidditch. Or the, you know, checkup. What else do you have on the list?

So, um, in terms of DC, uh, Legends, I really liked that the last couple episodes, they've kind of fucked up the intro. Um, two weeks ago it was, I believe it was Damien Tarkton, the voice over. Um, and it kind of puts it into the villains perspective of them trying to find, um, the spirit of destiny and how their whole group, the Legion of Doom, um, the Hayward calls them, um, kind of works where it's like, well, why if, if Thon, Eobarthon, um, can go back in time to change things, why doesn't he be in Dark, why doesn't he be Merlin? Um, is he putting Merlin and Damien Dark against each other?

Um, so it gets into like the kind of the political, so so... Is it the Lynchman theory? What is the Lynchman theory? You know what Lynchman is, right?

Yeah. There's certain pivotal people in groups where... Hold the group together or... Or control a series of events or the outcome of events.

Okay. So, has he figured out that if he removes this person, that event will not change from what he wants it to be? So, is he identifying these Lynchman people to manipulate them into the outcome of the race? I think they kind of, in a back-asswards way got there because Dark and Merlin were at each other's throats and went, wait a minute, why are we actually like, eight?

Are we being pitted against each other? And two, like, where are we here if you can do dot dot dot? No, no, look, look, it's the Lynchman theory. Like I said, if you...

If he removes this person, is it far too many variables for him to try and control the outcome? It also turns out that using Merlin and Dark, that the reverse flash Eobarthon is running from... What is the black flash? Not zoom, the black flash.

Okay. Um, so he has to keep moving. At one point, they managed to stop the black flash from getting Eobarthon because he needs to be like a race from time because of a whole Eddie Thun thing from the end of Flash Season one. Not that sad, but yes.

But, so he's effectively a walking paradox and the flash equivalent of the ring race are coming together. So, oh no, no, no, he doesn't say they're the ring race. He actually, like, it doesn't say the black flash, but it's not flash. Um, so that was, I liked the play with that, the bad guys for a season, or I'm sorry for an episode.

Uh, the last episode last week was an intro by Heatwave or Rory. Can you imagine how that went, uh, awkward? It was amazing. He's like, hey, there's stuff happening in time and we're here to stop it because we're legends.

And then like, just credits. Like, he literally does the most Rory Heatwave intro. He's like, look, I don't give a shit. Um, here's this.

I actually follow that actor on Instagram. Uh, Dominic Purcell, is that right? Yes, I'm right. It is.

I'm trying to prescribe this Instagram. It's awkward. Really? Well, it's one of those things where he's actually promoting the first of the season 5, which I'm interested in despite how shitty, you know, 4 was.

I'm interested in it because I really like, I've loved the first season 3. Like, oh, you should watch the first season and you should just stop. Loved it. And then it's like, he's a server as well.

And he actually had a pretty major filming injury earlier this year that almost killed him, but luckily his skull is unusually thick, so he survived. Not a shot. And then he puts all this stuff about, like, he puts up these random pictures of homeless people that he runs into because he's trying to humanize them. And he has, I was going to say, he has some kind of sponsorship with a watch company, so he'll put up pictures of himself wearing watches.

Admittedly, I'll give this to him. He has kids and he only ever puts up pictures of his kids unless they're like over 10 years just good on him. No, okay. But yeah, it's just weirdly disjointed.

So it's like, if he just used it for publicity, that would make a lot more sense, but it's just strange. Or what he thought was like snipes. Yeah. Like, I call him on the Instagram, so it's oddly disjointed.

You know. But I loved the Rory he went intro into using the show. They'd always do the like, don't call us, you know, whatever, like, we're legends. And just have you wave go.