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Recording live from the threshold lab lab in North Hollywood, California, and in front of our Perverted Studio audience, which is Mew! Mew! Hello Mew! I'm Kathy.
I'm Elle. I am Count Boogie, and I am Dale of House Hunger. Tell him how's it going. He's in the House of Hunger!
And we are here show 193. I don't know why 193 is special. There's a 93, there's something about 1993. I remember it was a fucked up year, it was weird.
But all week, I've been like, 193 is mean something. It means nothing. Of course not. It's just a number.
But it is 7 away from 200, which is a noteworthy amount of episodes to abuse people. Why is it noteworthy? Well, just because it's a number, and I like the number two. It's my favorite number.
It is, I do like the number two. Doesn't that mean that we're close to how many years? About four. It's been pretty long.
But you know, we're checking along. Lots of good stuff to talk about today. Oh, yeah. You almost didn't make it here today, did you?
What? Because you're a helper. I can't help. Because you're a little theme song for you for last week.
I'm telling this story because this is your fault. Okay, go ahead. This is your fault. You're right, my fault.
Yes, Apple was here last week, and she had donated to Threshold just a bunch of those really thick bamboo things that wrote people use. So you decided. Somebody else donated to this. Well, she's just applying them.
She's going to hold onto them while Threshold is dark. So here you are carrying these big old things through four different doors. Sure, like I can do. That's my point is that you never, I mean, there's so many of us walking behind you.
I'm like, let me walk in front of you and open the door. Not necessarily. Since I see you with these big old battering ramps heading toward the glass door. I'm pretty sure I'm going to handle it.
And I'm going to go up these little stairs. I got it. You're running like a fucking linebacker. I was just charging through door after door.
And I can throw them into the head of the door. Using my prehensile penis to open the door. And so I don't have to. Do not have a prehensile penis.
I am. Is that a thing? Lama's hat. Yeah, I don't think it's a prehensile.
Yeah, they do. Well, I know they're 20 minutes of the ex like the spirals and things. Well, you should Google it. Oh, my God.
You should Google look up lama's. You'll find some. We looked up Zebra labia. Let's look up prehensile lama penises.
So like a lama. Yes. Okay. Yeah.
So I'm trying to get ahead of you. You're just going to I've got a cat and you're running. So I run up the stairs behind you figuring I'm going to fucking get past this motherfucker and open the door for him to be so helpful. And I take three steps on a four steps.
Which if you do the math doesn't go. It doesn't work. Which means co-host down. Co-host is down.
I hear co-host. And I'm like, oh God. Damn it. She just got better.
And I look at their spucking at all her glory. I'm lying there. I'm like, oh my God. She killed herself.
And I walk over and I'm just trying to help. And all I can think is. Don't be right. Don't be right.
I'm not going to help. Say to the world. Hi, help Boogie. Thanks for your help, Kathy.
Do we need to call an ambulance? You're like, no, just let me lie here. Everybody's freaking out. And I'm like, I just need to assess the damage.
Let me lie here for five seconds while I figure out how bad this injury is. Which I know Kathy well enough that she's an adult. I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh, I'm going to go for the door. I'll go get these in the car and come back and scoop you up in a bit.
And then JJ and everyone's coming down the hall and I'm like, I'm sure I look like a dick. But Kathy said she could just want to delay there. Let me tell you what you did. Let me tell you what you did while you were gone.
You can't get up. So you can't get up. And I go, yeah, no, that's right. I can't get up.
She goes, then you can't stop me doing that. I just don't give me kisses all over my head. Like, oh, that's so cute. You totally took advantage of me.
Oh, that's so nice. She was so nice. She was totally helpful. I'm talking to the world.
I know. It's Kathy's new song. I'm lying on my side with my knee like up too much. She's going, I'm just trying to help.
I can't bend it all the way. Oh my God. And then it actually, it totally acted just acted in my shoulder injury. So now you're left shoulder and you're right knee.
You're just completely fucked. Let me tell you, this has not been a good week for me. It's been a rough year. 2019 has been exactly smooth.
In 2019, you and I were going to this could be a fresh start. We're just going to get on it. Kathy, let me tell you, this is why you don't make New Year's resolution. I told you that.
There is always a disappointment that is just lying ahead and it's been just, yeah. This is pretty smooth. Yeah, just never going to happen New Year's resolution. Pretty good.
But, you know, I had a good week of Horan. A Horan? Good week of damn Horan. You are Horan.
I did some fun fire play on a lovely lady and did some spankies and lots of fuckies and, you know, Viagra was working at about a C plus, not the greatest fuck you week, but it was still just a lot of fun to play and some role play. And I needed that. I needed to feel because I'm really starting, you know, I haven't not done something at a party every week for, I don't know, ten years. It's true.
And then all of a sudden it's been like three weeks now since the threshold. And since you don't go out of the level. Yeah, and I don't leave the level out. So I'm kind of like, well, do I just start inviting the lady folk here, you know, because we used to have some pretty nice, you know, groups of women here.
The lady folk. And then it was experiments and fun and chat and talking and girl cuddling and stuff like that. And I'm like, nah, nah, nah, my mister. So I just started kind of reaching out and people were coming by and it was very nice.
It was very nice and so glad you were having fun. I was, you know, because I know how to open a fucking door. Yeah, when you're fucking bad boot battering round. That's barely kept me upright.
Shut up. I don't like you. Oh my God. I was just trying to help you.
I think Dal might have an answer for us. Dal, yes. Yeah. So I found what the penises look like.
Oh, God. This is lama penis. Yes, specifically lama penises. And because female lamas have a bone in their cervix, the male lamas have a carto-linginous tip.
Like it prongs. It prongs. It prongs and it goes and it just pokes the serve. They like it goes down both tubes.
Nice. I don't like that. I'm not a good dude to hear that shit right here. It's not a thick, it's not like a thick dicky dick.
It's just like, I'm going to go all over the dick. Sure. Lama's are much better with her mouths. It's just they're just better at oral.
They just have that. Do you know this from experience? Yeah. Well, I mean, you know, you fuck a few things when you're drunk and you're hanging out in the Appalachians, you know, and wait, the Appalachians are sitting over here.
Wait, wait, where's the Appalachian mouse? Oh, that's weird. I'm thinking the Himalayas. Sorry.
Look away. Look away. So what is, um, uh, Princess Ducky 666 wants a what? Oh, she emailed me.
She wants something from you, but for me, is it like something I can do? Yes, it definitely is. Is it like a piece of my scrotum or something? No, it's something you can easily mail.
Oh, you've been complaining about. My hopes and dreams. You can't easily mail them. Get a pencil sharpener and just file them in there and here you go.
Oh my God. 2019. She would like your CDs. Some of them.
I also wanted one. I did that. I never got it. I actually had a listener from Germany and they were like, hey, I'll pay for this.
And I'm like, well, it seems like I can't figure out shipping, like how much it would cost to ship. Why didn't you give me their addresses? When was this? Well, this was like a week ago or so.
And I'm like, as soon as I figure out, cause I'm not going to charge them for the CDs, but you know, I, you know, I'll find out for you. I'll find out how much it cost to Germany. Okay. I don't know if it's different places.
And I will send it to the study one. Okay. Yeah. Is it one kind only or two?
There's two. I've kind of been acoustic and then the kind of college rock. Yeah. That's right, so I told the right to send it.
That'd be great. Absolutely great. I just looked it up. If you send it in a normal letter, it'll cost you about a dollar to two dollars.
To go to Germany? No. If you send it in like a letter with patting. Yeah, but it's, you know, it's about a half a pound.
Not more than that. If you send media down. I'll look over closely. Dells got some weird superpower, man.
That's a good Google. Oh, he's good. That's why it's good to have him around. It's just like, hey, Del, zebra labia on it.
Pretty handsome lumbapenas on it. No, but it's a cartilage tip. Now we know. Oh, my God.
These are the things we know. Yeah. Like is the play. My genital pager and suspect.
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I love that. I love that. For your piece of mind, please know that every author we talk about is specifically granted as permission to do so. And today we have an unusual post from Irish Ivory called, I Don't Like You.
You know, get in line. That's pretty much my God. Actually, this is written in tongue and cheek. It's basically a letter to herself.
She's not really writing it to anyone. And she says, I've tried to like you. I've tried to engage with you, but there is just something there that keeps me from truly liking you. Don't get me wrong.
You have some redeeming qualities. So my goal is to get to know you a little better. Try to work out what it is that is bothering me about you and try to fix it. It's not like you're an evil person, but you definitely need some work.
Maybe in time this could turn into a great friendship. If we both put the time in to make it so, but for now, it just feels good to tell you I really don't like you. Mom? Is that mom from the game?
Actually, mom was not that nice about it. She just said like you. Yeah, she didn't like it. Now, there's a one you chose, by the way.
Yes, and I love, I mean, now that you're reading it in that way, I'm seeing this could be so many things. It could be a letter to herself because that sounds like something. Hey, you have some redeeming qualities, but you know right now, I just don't, and maybe we're going to work on this self relationship. I didn't look at that angle until you just read it.
I didn't either until I couldn't figure out why you chose this and I looked at the comments and right at the top, she says to somebody. Actually, I wrote this to myself. Oh, I didn't even see that. Well, no, you were busy looking at her pictures, I think.
I probably don't remember these. Yes, I've looked at a lot of pictures this week, but maybe I did, probably. Why wasn't you, I thought why would you pick this? Well, I mean, I like, there was, I mean, depending on which angle you take, if she wrote this to herself, then obviously this is, that's a great thing.
That is a great thing to be able to look at yourself in the mirror and say, hey, you know what, I'm going to work on this, but there are some things I don't like about you right now. That is so much better than saying I hate you, you fucking piece of shit and writing yourself off and going down that road and spending the rest of your life not achieving anything because you're living in this hatred of yourself, not that I have personal experience, but you know, just speculating right now. Okay. So I think it's very good to say, hey, there, I see this, but we're going to work on this.
So from that angle, absolutely great. From the angle where there's also people that stand up for themselves and say, hey, you know what, I'm not obligated to like everybody because you meet people and you're like, okay, I know some people like you, but I just don't like you and I don't want to have to pretend to like you. You ever get that? Oh, yeah.
Where it's like, I mean, you have family member, there's an inheritance, riding on it or something, you know, not that I have to worry about that. But, you know, there's people you have to dance at work, you know, whatever, and there's kind of that game you have to play a little bit, but then there's the times where you're like, I really don't have to play that game. I really don't have to play that. I don't have to pretend to like this person, even if they're just kind of okay, but you just don't like them.
That is absolutely okay to just say, I don't really have to associate with this person. Uh huh. It's very strange that, I mean, I picked this a while ago, you know, I put them in order, the ones that we were going to use. And I actually, I'm rambling a little bit because, you know, we were talking to you and I book you earlier this evening about our last, you know, pretty much this whole year so far has not been that great.
I had some downsides, but some good sides too. That's true. But the last couple of weeks, I've been just dreadful for me. It's just, I'm not my neck and shoulder issues are coming back and I had to endure them for about a year and they were pretty horrendous and I feel I'm coming back and it's just 24, 7 muscle spasms that don't go away and it's extremely painful and I'm not getting any sleep.
And then I fall down and I'm like, I'm limping all over the fucking place and I really am not going to go into detail about too much else, but there's just a lot that's just not going the right way. And I was talking to my sister earlier today because I was telling her I feel I feel really, really bad. And I said, and here's the surprising part is that just a couple of hours ago, I was leaving work having to work like an hour and a half overtime and feeling like shit and I didn't understand what was happening. And I've talked about this particular thing happening to me before on the show where I'm getting my car and I'm driving away from work and I'm thinking to myself, oh, I'm depressed.
I'd forgotten what depression felt like and I could feel it coming over me like a fucking tidal wave and there was no stopping it. And I think that everybody who has depression deals with it in a different way and after so many years of the lifetime of having to deal with it, the surprising part was that right on the heels of that realization, the answers of what I needed in order to get out of it was came very quickly and that was just fucking say fuck you to the rest of the world and take care of yourself. And the strange part is that part of taking care of myself is what you and I always do when we're joking around the people who listen to us, but they don't really understand what we're doing when we're very funny and brutally honest about how fucking shitty our lives are and I'm always saying, hey, I'm old and fat. What do you want?
That's who I am. Owning the fact that there's a lot about me that I don't like, just like Irish Ivory's writing in her post. I don't, I have to pretend when I'm starting to feel bad like I've been for the last two weeks, I have to pretend a lot. I have to pretend that I'm okay with my co-workers and I'm okay getting up early in the morning.
I have to pretend even, and nobody's making me. I feel like I have to pretend that I'm okay with my sister and her boyfriend who lives well lived together and at my boss and the people I have to deal with and even creative explorer, I have to pretend and push away that the pain is making me feel terrible and then I'm not getting any sleep. And I hadn't realized that it was pushing me to a place where I was getting depressed. And so having that realization earlier today and then just telling my sister about it, it was a tremendous relief when I realized, okay, I know what this is.
This is depression and the bottom line is I feel like shit. I don't like myself. I don't like where my life is. And I'm sick and tired of having to pretend that everything's okay because to a large extent you have to do that to get through the day.
You can't just walk. I certainly can't run around telling everybody how I feel. But it is a very relieving to come clean and be honest and I even texted creative explorer and said I'm in a horrendously bad headspace and I need to go to the police. I need to go silent for a while so I just need to be alone.
And to me that is a very selfish and healthy thing to do when I'm in that headspace. And like I said the counterpart to that is being brutally honest with myself. I don't like me right now. And in a surprising way that just that statement is very healing because it for the first time in two weeks I'm saying honestly this is what's going on.
I feel like shit and I don't need you right now. I don't want anybody trying to talk me out of this because there's so few people in my life. In fact I think I would say probably only you, Boogie, who understands what depression is like and you absolutely, there's nothing you can do to help somebody in that state. Not in any real significant way.
Other than just basically bumpers and goalies. Exactly. If I see you're driving up the mountain. I've stopped you before you're driving to oncoming traffic.
But aside from that you're on your own. I may even let you catastrophically miscalculate steps. You knew. I knew it.
I just said I'm not going to get in her way. This is obviously something she has to do. Wow. With depression and stuff a lot of all you can really do for people is just kind of let them know that you're there for them but they kind of have to go through it themselves and figure it out.
Especially since most people don't understand that to me that is a healing and cathartic thing to do. Because it also puts you in control. Absolutely. It's like you know Kathy you call me I'll show up you know and it's just like you know that's there.
Yeah. And then the rest you're an adult. I know you've weathered this storm before and just like I have other people who deal with their own head on a regular basis. Yeah.
The thing that is exciting is and I know that I'm listening to what you're saying and of course I listen with like a pervert podcast listener here and maybe someone who's new and there may be some people that are like oh my god your view of yourself is so you know oh this you don't cut you know we got to save you. Yeah. And it's just like but I also understand that I'm picking out some very key things that like I said it's okay to not like who you are and where you're at right now. But it doesn't mean your answer was I'm going to take care of myself and fuck everybody else.
Which is actually in evidence wise that's actually very much self care. It is self care but for me part of that self not part of it the origin of that self care is cutting away all the bullshit. Because that's what makes it makes depression a hundred times worse for me if I have to keep putting on a smile on my face and saying everything is good and so and where on that self honesty comes from is accepting that I don't like me right now. And so that it makes it I can understand how it would seem counterintuitive to a lot of people listening to it if you haven't gone through it all you're hearing is me being really nasty to myself but you couldn't be further from the truth.
I read this again right before the show this post of hers and I thought what if I believed in God I would think the gods of podcast were looking down on you going. You shall read this post. There's definitely something about recognizing what you don't like about yourself because then you can really kind of focus on working on those things you don't like about yourself and improving at some point and getting past all of that. That's absolutely true that would be the next step once you get out of the depression I mean all that honesty and self honesty does is allow me to hold my head up the next day.
I feel like I'm taking a shower and getting rid of all the bullshit that I've been piling on for two weeks trying to pretend to everybody that everything is okay. I think what's interesting I'm going to remind you of something that you talk about in this situation and that is until your basic needs are met you know how you always say that. Until your basic needs are met that you have a place to stay that you have food that you can wash yourself that you're in basic physical health. I think that's important that you're in pain and I'm the same way it's like if I don't sleep you know and I go I live in a back brace now I can't last ten minutes without it standing or sitting.
And that starts to fuck with your head after a while when you're so kind of hopeless in that pain that that is what you that's the only thing that's going to start bringing you out because until until you get out of that pain and you're right now in a bad season of it you know to where it's knowing and shitty mind just dull six all day long. Yeah. Some days are yeah so so this is what's important for you right now is is to really deal with the physical and once you do that I mean we all know that once you start feeling a little bit better you're not as pressure you get some sleep. You're right there's absolutely no doubt that just the physical getting that under control it I can deal with a lot if I have that under control.
Yeah and it's in it for a lot of other people it's those same things I don't think we pay enough we know it we all watch YouTube videos and inspirational this and medical this and diet this and health this you know a lot of people have an understanding of that wow if I took care of myself I would feel better and I would have more strength to actually give a fuck about myself and we all do it with weight it's like you know I know the majority not the majority but a lot of my problems are due to the fact that I'm sixty pounds overweight and if I didn't have that. So it's like there's all of these things that we just ignore and then we stay in depression because we're just constantly worn down and this app obviously our younger listeners are like I don't feel pretty good and I go right by hell and so fuck you. I don't know I was like I'm gonna go hiking today. I was supposed to be a hike but it turned out to be a hike so I broke your locations for photo shoots.
I broke both of my hips and my kneecap popped out but I took some Advil and ran back up the hill I'm fine. He'll the next day but really taking care of yourself or at least starting little pieces of that you know. It's gonna make a big difference. This was interesting I was gonna say the other thing is before I knew this was about her I did get defensive if this was a letter written about a specific person and there was one thing that kind of hit me because I've also heard a lot of people and now we know she wrote this about herself so this isn't the topic.
But there are people that are like you know I'm gonna you know I can work with you I want to be your friend and maybe I'm just gonna put in some more effort and take the higher ground and really try to be your friend but you're gonna have to change. You're gonna have to make some changes and do some things and my response usually to that is or you can just go on not liking me and I can make whatever changes I need to make or feel I need to make in my own life with or without your approval because I've had that from people multiple times. Obviously people are trying to fix and change me all the time. Wow I can honestly I've never had anyone say to me you know I'm gonna have to work on you if you want to.
Oh yeah I have in the past. Wow. Notice that I'm not in a relationship with any of the people. Mu does not do that and he supports my changes and things like that but yeah there are people that kind of because there's kind of an arrogance about that and it's like hey I understand that you don't like it.
You know you don't think there's you know that I just had some changes. If I was just a little more how you fucking want me then by all means maybe I could be honored by your fucking glorious friendship or you can just fuck off and you don't have to like me. Wow that's crazy people. Well I mean there's people that really think I don't know it's just yeah.
I mean I've been through that before and it's just never worth it to change yourself or someone else. It just never is. Never. Never.
I've heard from always backfires. Exactly. So you know does the roller coaster ever stop? Oh fuck you.
Yeah fuck you. We're not together anymore. Those are a long time ago. But it's like because you know everyone's all turned on.
Oh but he's crazy and he's funny and he's all this stuff and then they're calculating. Okay I'm gonna give him about a month of this and then we're gonna start reeling that in because that's just not gonna work for me. Yeah. Yeah I've had that.
That was before I knew how to advocate for myself and say you know what I'm totally okay with the fact that I'm not for you. You should leave now. That works out totally for both of us. There's nothing wrong with that either because a lot of people have problems.
Yeah. You don't have to change yourself or someone no matter how amazing they might be or whatever it's like just do you do you. Yeah you do you. I mean of course it's not an excuse to not take a look at yourself.
And if you are a giant fucking blundering asshole which I am most of the time. But it doesn't mean you're not you're not void of having to work on yourself. Of course. We're talking in nothing's an absolute.
This is always someone that's going aha fuck everyone I'm a rapist. Yeah. Yeah I can but you said I could just stay the same. Yeah that wasn't really.
No no no. Really. Oh what the point was. Oh my god.
What? What? Today we're going to talk about adventures beyond the love loud. See.
I had the effects unit here. We're working up towards the effects unit. I can literally just push a reverb. This was supposed to be one of our didn't we say we were going to go beyond the love lab at some point.
Yeah. And I kind of I said boogie. Yeah. My knees on fire.
I can't go nowhere boogie. God damn it. We almost had this. So patreon everyone knows we're on patreon we have a campaign on patreon.
It's been growing which is amazing. Patreon actually reached out to perverted podcast and they said hey you guys are awesome and we know it because by the way Kathy on patreon they have something like raffetron and you can go and look up what your status is above all the hundred thousand creators it's like this cool extra thing so I looked up perverted podcast. How far down are we going? Okay out of a hundred thousand check this out check this out I haven't told you any of this either.
As far as adult you know there's a lot you know as far as adult you know there's a hundred thousand. Adult content providers. No adult podcast. Got it.
How do we rank? 179. We do not. 179.
How many? 22. You suck. 22.
And we're so bad that they literally just said you have to go another hundred and a hundred and a hundred and a hundred and a twenty seven before you can even get into this. Oh just kidding. It was pretty bad. Yeah.
179. No I just made up that number. Damn it. But 179 I don't know maybe there's 180.
But we haven't really been super active in our patreon until the last week so they invited us to a meetup which was actually just down the street from here for a patreon meetup of the staff and adult creators which was really cool because you know they've got all this shit thrown out of about censorship and whatever and they really wanted to double down. So the patreon staff. The patreon staff showed up like five people I mean only like twenty people L.A. is lame now apparently.
Only like twenty thirty people showed up for this thing that was amazing and like five patreon staffs they you know they paid for snacks and you know the place and it was really cool and then they all talked about you know things we can do on our sites and how they're here for us and they really wanted to let adult content creators on patreon know hey we're doubling down we're not trying to get rid of you we're not we are doing our best with all of the shit you get from banks and conservative groups and you know that are you know censorship groups you know one of the largest things recently was a lot of people that are on patreon doing campaigns tumblr explosion yeah the leading all of the non-safer content show yeah that's why they're like we care about you yeah so well I mean that was that's a really good move because everyone's very scared because other than us Kathy there's a lot of people on these campaigns that are making their living you know not a lot I mean the most of the people are like us that you know you make a little bit extra and you work your day job and you hump your show but there are people who literally make enough on patreon or any of their campaign platforms to actually you know be a significant part of their regular income so a lot of people who maybe do things that are a little on the edge are very scared and rightfully so with all the stuff with tumblr and you know stuff that's going on and so it was really cool for them to say hey nothing's perfect you know whatever's coming down the road is coming down the road but we are we're here to let you know we're doing our best and you know to kind of keep going so it's really inspiring it was really cool to have a number of other adult content creators which is great because I want to have more people on the show I want to have more adult content creators on the show and it was awesome because there was there was one guy there that develops like erotic video games like a fucking game programmer and he's tied in with this whole community of game programmers and that's been the fucking boner of my life to be able to make erotic video games or be a part of that do voice over creation you know whatever and get actual programmers and people that do that so I talked to that guy I'm like dude you gotta come and hang out on the show and he's like yeah great sounds great you know and I got a bunch of friends and you know and we this is what they do so there's a whole community and then there was like fetish models and adult you know performers and photographers and it was really that's what we've needed because I want to have us collaborate with other people that can sit down in the chair and talk about sex and you know the different aspects of sexuality but it's just like where the fuck do I get these people you know do I just go online because if you don't know their name you know how do you know so it's like they've been this whole thing so I got really pumped up you know that hey I can maybe do this and then in the process of all these meetings and things that they were saying that little voice comes that reminds me that my pride and integrity have done very little to support me have done very little to move me forward you know the pride and integrity because I remember I don't know about 10 shows ago where I might have talked very specifically about my pride and integrity and going you know I don't want to jump through hoops and do tears and and do the different things and give special little jump you know thingies and all of that stuff because you know I feel working on a show should be enough to have people want to support that and I don't think that integrity has changed and I don't think that view hasn't changed but the reality is is that that that is what a lot of people who specifically go to fundraiser sites to donate that's what they're looking for they're looking for that interaction and it is a motivation to a lot of people and not just the people that are listening to perverted podcast right now but it's a motivation to people who don't listen to perverted podcast because they're normal donors there's people that have some disposable income and they're like yeah I want to support some things so I'm going to go and check out things and find some things I'm passionate about and be a patron of the arts you know which is where patreon comes from so I kind of had to just sit back and go you know why don't you just suck it up you know and find things that you can do that are fun that engage you know our supporters and yet I mean still I mean I still have that same feeling that I wish I didn't have to do anything and that people didn't have to donate anybody for us to survive and that we could just do a show and it could be great but you know what my lottery numbers didn't come in this week right so for now I'm unemployed and and we do need some help with all these bills that that are coming in for the show that is very surprising to hear and very pleasantly surprising as well I know you've been open to it I have but I've also felt a little guilty because what I have a full-time job and I don't I'm not gonna sit here and push you to do something that I of course I could I'm gonna be helping but you would end up doing the brunt of the work right so I didn't want to keep pushing you but but there's definitely something so I mean I thought of some things Kathy I only flew one by you because more because it's well no I mean it's just like if we're gonna start doing some things I've been more active on Patreon in the last couple weeks I sent an apology letter to our listeners our supporters and a lot of people sent back some really nice emails and said hey I understand you're a fucking loser so you know it was very very understanding and no it was very supportive and people were like hey we support that we do support the show because of the show and of course it's nice if you do things and it's more interactive that's fun it makes it fun and stop making it like it's a chore in your head and just understand it's fun I like our listeners I am doing this for our listeners so a little more interaction a little more effort to reward people that are actually you know can afford to support us it makes sense nothing wrong so some of the things that we have coming up is obviously after you know everything's at certain amounts but me reading you know doing voiceover for you like you know if you have a dirty story you want me to read or you know a short thing a certain person will get that one of the things I just talked to Kathy about before the show is actually is actually is to actually have a point five version once a month of perverted podcast so that means Kathy and I once a month we'll come into the studio just her and I and we'll do a short show we'll do a half show or you know 15 20 minutes that'll be slightly different you know I said yeah I will because I'm excited about this because this is something I've been wanting to do for a while like a ranch show yeah because when you and I speak alone it's quite different than when we're on the air we know that people will be listening and I literally have an audience image in my mind right but when it's just you and I we can just do off a little bit so we don't format a little thing what we're gonna do and then that'll only be for our patrons to think and I can upload that directly I think to patreon and an audio file and then set it for just the people that are able to support us so I'm trying to find some you know pictures you know weekly pictures of muse butthole or something what actually we can't put I don't think you can put buttholes up but you can put butts and you can have as long as it's set for patrons only and we're an NS if not safe for work thing anyway it's T W NST what's it's not safe for work not say for what's the T NSFW not safe for work I thought there was a new thing that I was missing out on I'm not doing it so anyway those are the things and we're going to start is you know I've been doing more jingle I look at the I went to the 80s and I wrote a song just for you just for our listeners I do that for our listeners I wish I could see all the faces that were making right now I they are faces of I don't understand what I'm hearing I know it's got into the prostate it's got into a whiny 80s mood that is a whiny 80s a whitey cherry clams on a prostate make a shiny pearl all the time that's the wisdom that I want my listeners to know Kathy okay I'm working I am working to create fucking magic then that okay mad you know speaking of patreon we had a another patreon supporter who she will not be named she said she'd rather remain anonymous which we 100% respect but she sent us back a message she says hi boogie and Kathy and you and younger I'm glad the donation will help I'm also very glad to hear that things are looking slightly less bleak than they were last week one of the things I appreciate most about the podcast is how it helps me to be more comfortable in my own skin more comfortable with other perspectives and to learn more about the rainbow flavors of sexuality and sexual expression that are out there maybe it's a California thing but not everyone in the US talks that deeply and openly about things it's pretty cool it's also fun to see you all take turns giving and taking the piss metaphor and literal it's been fun to get to know you a little through the show congratulations thank you very much for being a very nice thank you she who will not be named pass is a zebra labia all covered with stripes see god godly wisdom on some fucking advice very good what is up with the zebra labia what did I miss well miss the show where he asked me to look it up yeah because so we have the june founded this is the week two this is the week two some fucking advice jingle there's a new one every there's one for every month and sebor labia for the see I shouldn't tell people that because they just don't know that yeah there's certain jingles for each of the weeks and then so yeah now you know if all of a sudden you're like sweet to gonna hear some zebra labia is another 80s it's a zebra labia that's like very sure you're to total 80s that you know go and soft sell so this is soft sell it's a very soft sell oh my god I'm back in high school kickbox labor or the cure was that huh huh no I was trying to understand what you're saying for people fox slave wrote to us get fox like go and said I've listened to almost every episode and I think your podcast is wonderful it's one of the two I listen to regularly on the way to and from work and so far I haven't crashed my car please don't get your fucking curses it's a self-affilling prophecy don't say that don't do it don't do it my question is where do you see the future of kink and BDSM going will follow the path of the lgbtq plus community and ask for equal rights and become public and such or will it stay hidden or will it go a completely different direction and start its own country very funny what do you think well I honestly think that at some point it maybe will become more open and accepted kind of like the lgbt community but I don't think it'll ever get to the same level as the lgbt community because it is still like there's a lot about that's still technically illegal and things like that so it's not like you can never be fully open and accepting of it because people just aren't going to be yes what do you mean I I happen to agree with Al I think it is now and will always remain too much on the fringes of what is accepted in society for it to ever become I don't know out and for people to be known in that way I mean my god polyamory can't even get out of the gate without some well that simple well you can't have polyamory because it is obviously a single message against it again and let's your old Mormon yeah except I knew it improved Mormon sucks you know they don't allow for multiple wives with the fuck's up with that but I've been I've actually been holding on to this email we received it quite a while ago from kitfuck slave but I held on to because I didn't really know what to do with it and somehow given everything that's been happening with threshold in the last three weeks I thought this is actually a very interesting question because threshold has never had to endure this kind of thing before where we're questioning whether we're even going to be here tomorrow and everything is up in the air and nobody knows what's happening which reminds me we didn't do a threshold update no there's much to say yeah not much to say yeah not much to say still kind of in that holding pattern yeah nothing to report yeah though the horde will come out because I'm getting young would welcome tell us some shit we don't want to hear tomorrow what I'm going to do shoot tomorrow tomorrow tonight all tonight like wow I'm just a person I'm just kidding everything's gonna be great tomorrow oh yeah it's wonderful where you and I are not the ones to ask about tomorrow yes let's just fucking survive today but I don't know and LGBTQ plus community has had a lot of support over the years to get it to where it is now I don't think they did ever get to that I mean I also say that I mean it's it's kind of getting a little more out in the open with events like Folsom Street Fair and things like that which is like a big kink like sure the programming level was like hey look at the sideshow we don't set them on fire now we put them in the corner yeah nylistic pessimistic motherfuckers says the pot says the pot yes well here's the thing I agree yes I'm a little more optimistic under certain conditions because once again the LGBT community did a fantastic job and they had from my observation anyone can jump in and correct me if I'm wrong the the majority of that push to go from still in the closet still you know gay marriage illegal that type of thing in America it was a very concerted effort to show we are the same as you we have jobs like you we're in your family we are friends of yours that maybe you didn't know about we are doctors we are truck drivers we are we work in the military it was a very strong effort to just make normal that the people is about okay they said that wrong it's about the person not about who they love or what their sexuality is or any of those things and that was very effective because it made people start going well yeah I guess my brother's gay I guess he's a pretty good guy oh my neighbor that that always you know helps with this you know there was just so many examples of positive people in those communities that the outside community was able to see we don't have that yet with BDSM but we have that potential in that opportunity but people in the King community and the BDSM community are going to have to be willing to take some of the same risks that the LGBTQ FDY community was able to take and because they did people got up and took very big risks they were getting killed they were getting beat up they were losing their jobs like anybody else but they joined together and said it's worth it to make the world see us as normal people that deserved a love whoever we want to love I think it's it's a huge stretch to expect some the average American to say that's just a good person standing over there who wants to tie up that girl and be the crap out of her because it's just it's too out there it's too difficult to understand I can point though cuz I mean being gay and trans no difference than a it's no different than a hat super hat straight truck driver thinking about his buddy sucking another guy's dick it's the same type of offensive cringe worthy because it's ignorance and I don't understand and it's not what I'm into so obviously if if that guy had to watch his friend suck a dick his opinion would have stayed strongly opposed because he doesn't want to see it but what we do in the privacy of our own homes and what we do in our club houses in and ourselves isn't necessary for them to see all those things they just need to understand that we're normal people that are just like anybody else I don't really see I see a lot more optimistically that as we continue to speak because then you demystify it and then when you start talking about consent and you start comparing the types of consent negotiation and communication that many of us do in this lifestyle that isn't even come close to being done at fucking EDM festivals and bars and clubs and people are grabbed and groped and raped and drud so I think it's it with a little bit of risk and a little bit of going out there you can actually show people that in some ways the BDSM community not all of them but at least some of us that are trying to be active your daughter is gonna be safer at our club then she's gonna be just roaming a bar I'm much more pessimistic than you are about this I just don't see it happening anytime soon but if people don't get up and talk about this that's how the laws change there has been I've noticed like an influx of like kinky media like a lot of big name like online video producers and things like that are starting to make shows that are kind of talking about a lot of like kinky stuff and sex and things like that so I think it's maybe slowly heading in that direction but it is gonna take a long time here we need about a hundred more dr. Ruth's to come out of the woodwork because that woman talked about sexuality and kink in a way that nobody else could and they listened to her in a way that they would not listen to other people but I think we have more of that I think I mean you start going we have like dr. Doe which has a great channel and then just all these channels that are coming out people are seeing more and more about kink and the more they see it what happens the less shock they are by it I was literally scrolling through Facebook recently and saw like an ad for this series that goes over like sex and kink and stuff like that I'm just on my regular old Facebook where I don't really post anything kinky or anything I just showed up but that's just the overlords knowing that's true they probably somehow know that I'm into this stuff that's true which reminds me look up when one dog penis dildo and next thing you know you know all the freaky stuff we haven't checked in with the longer at all the longer they're talking a bit about Lucas the spider Lucas oh look is the spiders it's a cute little animated spider that's been going around on like Facebook and YouTube and stuff you know what we have the young ins here to look Lucas the smarter has a really cute like childish voice and sing some cute songs and they did a to tell her in fact I'm actually a gun animators um yes I wrapped it in paper why are you dead oh my god there's this thing sitting here and I just pick it up and start squishing it and playing with it's Kathy's fucking chewed gum and a rapper I'm with your own god I know what was it now don't oh um did a bit back yeah my brain yeah oh well Lucas the spider but they wanted other internet memes they were sharing and commiserating about their own difficulties of depression oh yeah I'm sorry I didn't like us they just like us because they relate they're also just some internet memes yeah nice okay okay well good Lucas the spider now I gotta look at Lucas the spider I guess so I want to be one of the cool kids Kathy I gotta be hip I'm sorry but you're not I gotta be hip I mean I got to you know everybody like the Jerry vagina what what up to the jingle was this I just the look it was just I think okay if you bob your head a little bit to the side I can't my neck hurts god damn it okay never mind I could chat my foot oh not on this leg on this one Jesus Christ can I just drag outside and shoot you I wish somebody who is oh my god can I lay next to you now oh god get the gun been committed wait do you have a gun in here is it shaped as a gildell no you promise not to tell anyone can we keep it a secret it's quiet in here no it can go oh my god in your mind you can think what is a nose building oh I put some animal noise at the end it's because I'm primal it's because I'm primal Kathy do you want to be a camel chicken yeah chicken that's just bird interesting descendants of dentists when you're hanging in a dungeon and you're gonna get a bludgeon out of just seconds and it looks like you will take a look and I gotta kink that up super chicken so I'm jig and so we have a reddit or pervert podcast group that I'm also trying to work on that and so I put up every month it's February I put up February but the listener filthy fantasies segment of our show where you get to go into our reddit and write down in 50 words or less your most perverted fantasy and then I pick a few of them off and then Kathy and I will read what perverted podcast listeners on our reddit page are actually are actually coming up with what kind of a level of a sweet innocent joyful uno playing fantasies that they have so uh here's uh oh I didn't write down the name so whatever you can go there and say who it is I thought I was reading first no I'm reading first I'm definitely one she you cheat mother fucker you can have that yeah no no have that because I'm not reading the second one that was all you um here's from someone find a willing partner nail their tongue to a table hand cuff their hands behind their back enjoy the freely available holes and ass because the ass is separate from the other holes you are welcome to mention my name if you are so inclined but I don't remember it uh so no oh my god so if you Kathy just go and maybe go down to the local shopping mall square and find a willing partner that uh you can nail their tongue to a table uh-huh hand cuff them and uh take the holes I like it I like it's adventurous is what it is it's presumptuous which kind of these am I reading just know you read that one that one right there I'm not reading that one okay so uh this is from laser dream sorry it is fucking rocking out who writes being the codom guy in a dom's humiliation play with her heterosexual male sub I'm confused already I want my cock to be the first cock to force itself down his throat I want him to hate the idea but then love the act look at you look she's literally literally her gums have pulled back the skin on her face she's like you got to read that one daddy no no I don't I can be supportive and uh you know from a distance I can just say well god damn it that sounds like a heck of a senior codomming codomming would be like your codoping code I guess so so yeah okay I will take this back now and just turn my hair the paper back and forth my yeah they're a total three therefore all right princess who is out of all of our perverted podcast listeners the most virginal and pure of all our listeners um delicately and gingerly wrote her fantasy public humiliation used and abused by a crowd of people tied down to a spinning table Russian roulette style spun and whoever I'm pointed towards gets a turn toy fucked heavy impact play nipple torture I want to be a hot mess covered in drool sweat tears bruises and cum that is a nice fantasy yowza little uh golly little princess roulette when is everyone gets a turn I like I like it there's there's actually another princess in chat I'm pretty sure that's her so Kathy can you read our last one take us out that's another one uh to be cast inside a block of something solid plaster concrete etc something that completely immobilizes me and from which I have absolutely no chance of escaping from by myself all that's outside of the block is my head at one end and my ass and pussy at the other I am then placed in the center of a dungeon my hole's free to be used by whomever desires to what the fuck can I use her as a paper weight so we got a lot of free use furniture going out I just pretty much be like I'm gonna rest my drink on you let's have a chat you and I I'm just going to block of cement block of cement cement my god we need some fresh air in here can you just slide this girl and there's some block over the door you know it's just hell I don't want to shame anybody but no that would be great because I know you have that first off it just creep me the fuck out because I'm like oh my god so claustrophobic oh me too but there's you know there's people that literally that is their jam and there's a part about that that I'm like okay well maybe not in the dungeon but if I had a block of cement girl in the room girl because you know I'm you know I'm German I don't like dudes and so I'm like it's just for me you know I would love to have my own block of cement girl absolutely to just come in rest my drink on it maybe my laptop just you know maybe put a toe in a hole or something like that oh look there's just a stick right in there and just this head with a big smile on the other side that's a concrete on a hole just I'm just getting a really weird mental image I'm not sure if I like it or not well you should always take me out of those sexual fantasies and then it gets prettier why what do you know what you don't you don't want you oh no not at all no okay phew that I just get right do you want to go take an MRI for me just for kicks yeah sure I don't know I tried to do it a few months ago and it traumatized me I was in four months of therapy over it open MRI my fucking dick oh no it has to be real open MRI yeah no there's no such thing create explore hold me too tight and I freak the fuck out that's just part of your foreplay Kathy we need to get you in a block of hay there's just really around let the llama find you have a block of marshmallows a block of cheese Kathy my way out of your ass it holds a block of pepper jack nobody I want to come here just a good time I like pepper Jack look at that del would eat you out of the cube a nice mood a nice kuda he's cute out but that's not free story of three yeah three be nice so can remember a little stinking bishop or something sorry what no um are we doing those mad libs at some point or is that it's up yeah yeah probably another time we'll get on that but right now we're just gonna end a show and that's our show thank you threshold our lovely threshold who will open soon for providing this perverted playground for us recording if you are in the Los Angeles or surrounding area find some other place to go too because you can't come here well there's the last party over at bar sinister which is raising money for that's true if you go on fat life you can see that there's some people are doing stuff thank you to everyone in the love lab tonight especially to down to lovely owl for sitting here in the I'm important guess for you don't make up you are not all the roach today and loving you who always just enhances the room with your presence yay if you have questions comments or ideas you either email us at pervertedpodcast at gmail.com or call us at 4242262037 don't forget to visit pervertedpodcast.com and pass by our patreon page patreon.com for such perverted podcast because if you join and become one about patreon you'll get cool stuff we haven't figured out yet get to listen to boogie and I do our weird then I stress nobody ever listens to because it's always private you'll be able to hear this fucking shit now you're gonna be talking about you know it's good so boring unused box of tampons still here exactly what I'm gonna do we fucking tampons I don't know maybe we could sell them on eBay even when we talk we're not we're not loud like we are now we're just gonna so how should we go it's pretty good yeah we'll do it but you know what's really cool well that was show 193 and here now the greatest song you've ever heard in your life brand new song new song is it a CDM song it is well it's kind of yeah I guess it's uh about poly and it's called poly poly yay because nox and frick see there's more than one poly poly it's oh boogie