Got final matchup. Super Nintendo. End of time system. Mini.
Turbo tournament. Here we go. Yoshi's Island. This is like speed run.
Yes, mate. You've got Super Mario World. Super Mario 2, Yoshi's Island. Versus...
I'll link to the past. Super Mario World. Long titles, mate. Yeah, I'll go on the title, yeah.
What do you... I think... Link to the past is a better title. Yoshi's Island is a nice title.
It's a legend. It's a bit of a legend. Legend of Zelda. A-Link to the past.
A-Link to the past. So yeah, long... Super Mario World 2, Yoshi's Island. How about we swim on a boot and four?
Who are we rooting for? Or is there any... I think Zelda's got a bad name. It's a legend.
It's a legend. It's Zelda, mate. It's literally a legend of Zelda. Yeah, the legend.
It's a legend. Zelda is a legend. Link's a legend. He's just called...
I mean, it's just a story link, isn't it? It's a link. It's not even really... It's punning his name, man.
It's not actually... Yeah, it's actually... It's actually multi-month. Is that...
Can I get my name, mate? Your name will be in it. Your name... Like, Zelda is pretty prominent.
His mind ain't going to be prominent. Yeah, your name will be prominent, don't you? You're not using it as my name. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a link. It's a link. It's you. It's you to the past.
I'm not able to. You're one of many. Yeah, you're one of many. Yeah, exactly.
One of many. He thinks... Why about it? Um...
Top two games, mate. I would say. Two games, two of you. I've had a lot of fun with both of these.
Be fair. And I've... We play Billy. I've played him over and over and over again.
I think fun is the key word with both of these games. Because unlike Secret Mater, which will be featuring soon up against Super Mario World, the legend is that we're linked to the past. I think they're a bit faster. They're obviously smaller.
They're just a bit more of a breath of fire, but interactive. Yeah. But you can get them about better. You can get them about better.
The world doesn't seem as big as Secret Mater. You know, the villages are a bit... You can kind of see what you go into. Yeah, please.
You kind of got traits and fruits. Yeah, so it was more... Because you're only like that. You're only like that.
You're only like that. Like I said, we've met with Mater. You're fucking shooting me out of cannons. You're getting on the flammie at one point.
You're going to Wildlands Wildlands Wildlands Wildlands. Well, at least you know you're just in that one sort of place with fucking Zelda. Go into dungeons. Come on out of dungeons.
Go into dungeons. Go into dungeons. There's a lot of dungeons in there. Don't get me wrong.
There's a lot of dungeons that come in and go out of. But yeah, it is a smaller in scoping dancing. But like I said, I think it makes it a bit less daunting in some degree. Yeah, which what you alluded to about the pick up and play ability a bit.
Yeah. You're not, like you said, not doing it, not intimidating by the game. Because you know what mate, when you... When you're being like, Ahhh!
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Don't do it. Don't do it. Whereas in a man, you gotta figure out what what magic is or what everything weapon is. Yeah, it's some certain, certain bow, like let's say if you, if you've got the orb earlier, but you don't don't give it to the old blacksmith.
That might be better than changing up to the next bow. Because that might not affect that big fucking iron wall, as much as the previous ones. You need to need to get the older the game guy that way, then you really feel that. How are you going to get that?
Yeah, it's really, you know, but yeah, like I say, it's just, it tells you it's just, it's almost a signpost and you say this sword is going to go and find out. Yeah, you get this bow kill down. Yeah, you get this fucking hook shot. Pull that guys eyes off and kill it.
It is walking you through it. Yeah, unlike the other game where, it's like it's a day, you're just trying to hang, it's just bouncing them off fucking walls. How fun is that? I mean, we've all got a bit of egging in our home.
If you didn't do egging, go and do something there. You might be 40, but don't worry about it. Go and do a bit of egging. Don't throw up people's windows, but maybe just at their wall.
A wall in the big deal. Yeah, come off of the wall. I would be a big, egging windows could break. You got to wash them without saying.
Yeah, that goes when it gets on your window and it gets wet. It goes that weird fucking, like, yeah, it's warm. It might cook it a little bit and just leave a residue on there as well. Yeah, you can do a window, do a wall.
I could hose that off. Yeah, exactly. If you can take anything away. I was saying that if you're not doing it my house, I'll give you shit.
I was like, what was that? What was that? I was like, live it some eggs in a let box. That's nice.
If they fit for you, mate, that's it. You can squish it through. It's back out for a minute. I'm cracking it already.
Yeah, I'm cracking it already. That's how you deliver eggs. That's how to milk it. You're using one hand to hold a flap at the top and you're just crunching and then finger it down there and try and get most of the flakes.
You don't want to take the flakes off. I don't want to flex. I'm scraping it. I'm scraping it on the letter box and pulling it out so everything comes off of it.
I don't want anything else. You're wearing it as you go away. Take that, you twat. It's a nightmare.
You're just doing that in grandad. And you're just having a heart attack. I'm just watching the news. I'm some fucking eggs.
Oh, man. Take that old man. You're 45. You've got to be a dog and cut me old man for.
I already used to keep fucking eggs. Say that old man. You went to the eggs are expensive these days, mate. I'm going to get nice eggs.
I'm going to make up a big sandwich. I'm going to make up an egg sandwich. I'm going to make up an egg sandwich. I'll be honest.
Do you want to go and stick this through your old man's letter box? I'll go. I'm going to crack an egg and it's the yolk split in you straight. I'm going to go.
That's really upset because you want the integrity. Yeah, it exits. Yeah, it's like a fried egg sandwich or something. If I want a normal, I'll make a normal sandwich as well.
But if you want a fried egg sandwich, you want to keep that fucking yolk intact and runny. Yeah, I flip my mate just to kill the active button. I still need it. I still need it runny.
Yeah, do a quick run. Flip it over. Flip it over. That's the time to get your plate ready or whatever.
I'll probably have a plate ready with a bit of toast on this. Have a car there on that. No, yeah. Yeah, go on to the basket.
Maybe two strips of streaky bacon on there. Just on the top. Slightly crunchy. Not too floppy.
Just a little bit of crunch in there. Lovely. Beautiful breakfast. Yeah.
Yoshi did tell me that that's the e-likes as well. I was like, yeah. Have a car there with one of his eggs. Yeah.
You're all fertilized, don't you? What all these e-likes? You've got to be. They're all hatch, didn't they?
I suppose they don't know, do we? No, no. No, no. No, no.
One's no, one of you. Dave, Dave, Dave's one's in hatch. They're not fertilized. Because they're not fertilized.
Because they're, yeah, I mean, as soon as you eat something, you lay the neck, don't they? That's essentially just some sort of weird biological co-workers. Sort of poo. Yeah.
Oh, I mean, it might be a poo because it literally is. You eat something. And then a leg comes out. So it might just be his poo, his egg shake.
I don't know. I don't know. Interesting take me. Interesting take me.
Yeah. Look into people because that's, I mean, that's science. Well, I would say, I'd probably just scavenge it. If you were just a people, how much of a better game would it have been?
How good would that have been? It's the fact that he's getting a go. Yeah. Maybe he's just lobbing shit at everyone.
And then the perfect game he's covered in. He's just a dirty little boy as he gets through. The last level he's just covered in. He's just brown.
He's like something or whatever. He's ripping off him. He plops on the floor everywhere. He's just horrible.
Don't want to play that one. I'd like that game. Especially the toilet ever made perfect. But then if you fell into the water, he'd wash himself off.
He'd wash himself off. He'd wash himself off. Get yourself under the little shit shower. Then he gets to the shit shower again.
I'm talking about your shoes. You swear above him. He'd probably use your shit shower. He'd head up.
And then the shit falls down. And then he's back to the shit man. And then he's more powerful than the shit man. The shit man.
That was the second game that's going to come. Obviously didn't make his go-meets die. He couldn't voice it anymore. He couldn't voice it again.
He didn't voice it again. He didn't voice it again. He didn't voice it in the first place. And that's why he had to pull it.
And they didn't pull it because he was trying to get ugly shit man. No, no. The legitimate reason was to rrow who the egg and die. So he couldn't voice it.
He couldn't voice it. Because he was going to voice it. Right. Because he said I love the first game.
It's one of the fourth one at the same iteration. I love that game. That boy in the mouth. So I really want to voice pokes it.
I want to voice shit man. I'm just saying him. I'm just saying him. I'm just saying him.
I want to do shit man. And then unfortunately he died. He played him. Yeah.
That boy. Yeah. Did you say to me that the one reason why I think he because his kids love Street buyers. So that's why he wanted to make it as good as he could.
Oh yeah. He did it. He did it. Yeah.
He was really authentic. He was a weird like alter ego of their actual original character. Like even there was Hawaiian or whatever. I'm sure.
I think I think Roy was. Sappas Asian or something. I think he did. I'm not in Hawaiian as well.
He's still a white. Really. Yeah. I think it came as all American money.
I think Roy was probably American. I don't think it was from Thailand. You know. No he was.
Oh no he was. Well maybe they didn't say it. I don't think they kind of alluded. It didn't really matter.
Thank you for rushing. Correct. I know it wasn't even Russian. It wasn't even Russian.
It was like from a fake Eastern European country. I don't think they would have used Russia because it would have been like, I think he was from like a fucking white. A fucking white. A dolvio.
Yeah. Do you know? Yeah. No he's like sort of made up Eastern European fucking countries.
Yeah the fun thing like that. Yeah you could over here or something. Yeah. Yeah.
You could over slap. I think you should. Yeah. I don't think he was.
He was in USSR. No. No. No.
He should have been. He is. He's a fume. He's still fighting that fight.
He's trying his best. He's trying his best. He's trying his best. He's trying his best.
He's trying his best. Moving on. So anyway, chuckin' shit around. Yeah, chuckin' shit and exit around.
It's a good game. I absolutely, out of these two go, obviously go declare it. I love your side. I never had it.
Play it around your round. I was bored at shit loads as well. Loved it. Baby Bowser.
Shy guys, shy guys back in the game. Yeah, shy guys. The shy guys are on steel. The shy guys are in fucking shooting bubbles.
The shy guys are doing everything. And the little flowers as well. The little whistling. Yeah.
That's a good fucking baddie. No, no, no. Oh, no, no, no, no. The actual band.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have to fight him. Yeah, I know what he's saying. The monkey's a little bit worse than spitting those fucking...
What felling? I love that as well. What a good idea though, right? How can we make your shoes eat in a little bit more interesting?
We're giving them a little firemelon. Yeah. Icemelon. That's just a classic melon.
I always wanted to... You know, you can't even fire them. The classic. We've had fire ready because we've had fire from Mario World.
So you've eaten red shell, he's been firing. Yeah, especially ice was a nice little touch. Yeah, but a watermelon is the pure... I mean, you jump on a monkey and steal his watermelon.
Yeah, then you can walk him and chuck him into the water. Yeah, he's throwing him out and chuck him into the water. Right. Pull him, pull him.
Pull him out. Oh, actually, we're trying to fucking spit watermelon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He did a choice, mate.
He did a bit of watermelon. He didn't even shout out into the water, are you? He choice me. Yeah, so he...
...put it on himself. Put it on himself, yeah. We'll have a little run through there. Make gameplay.
Gameplay. I'm putting it on Yoshi really for gameplay. It's nice and simple as Link is, and that is good for gameplay. I think Yoshi's does take it.
It is a Mario franchise player. They do have the cloud mate to just get the watermelons in there, mate. Yeah, there's only watermelons in there. So for that reason, you know, alone?
Yeah, I mean, like I say, Yoshi's a good one. Again, like I said before, they'll pick up a blade. It's just you can jump into that and you can do a level. And not even if you just play on it for like 10 minutes, 20 minutes, half hour.
You're going to get a couple of levels done, but that's it. And then you put that down and say, pick up next time to play. You ain't got to fucking worry about what you're doing. Yeah, and you've obviously got the 100% of all levels.
Oh, yeah, so you can replay the leaves, man. Flowers, stars, and red coins. So you've got that to go back to it. But all the levels are kind of like broken down into those folders.
So you can, it's easier to navigate back to whatever. You don't have to get your... Oh, yeah, when you're on... Like Mario said, you want to go and just, you know, do a world one when you're world nine just to get your confidence back.
You can jump in back and you've got to go all the way back. Whereas Yoshi, you literally are just going through those folders back to level one, see if I can get 100% on that. That is nice. That's a nice feature.
So I think gameplay is quite easy. Yoshi is appearing again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have fucking numbers.
Music is a tough one. But you've got with Release, you've got acoustic and high-level... Like I was awake about that. It would've been a pop chart of the timing.
It would've gotten a rap over it and called it Zelda! it is all around. Yeah, but I don't think I'm just talking in housing Nintendo, but you know, they had their own pop charts of their choose and obviously had, you know, met the man or something over the top of it. Yeah, obviously, I don't know, although there's a lot of Belts in your shoes, I don't think any one of them would have ever topped the charts.
Mark another two or three, but I don't think he would have turned platinum like Hyrule Castle or anything. Do you think I love the tunes? It's a belt. It's over a four or about a ten, that's fine.
It does everything you need to do and it just starts again. But you've got because you want to hear it. You're happy to be here. Where's your shoes have got a load of good tunes?
I think a load of decent ones. I can't think of any pop. Yeah, that was the menu. That was the menu screen.
Then they had yeah, the castle tune was like a just a little riff on Mario's Castle, but not as good. And you had to do it. Go over the doors. Yeah.
So, I personally think Zelda's got more iconic tunes, even if it's just the one that we think of, because I don't think of them all in one on your shoes either. So, we're going one on one. Yeah, so, obviously one on one. Zelda wins.
What will next? Graphics. It's this high. Yoshi's got three.
He's got three demates. But Yoshi ones as well. He's probably like cartoony though, isn't it? Like a proper, I mean, he don't look like a cartoony now.
But back in those days, he's like fucking Alex, like a cartoony. It's like an actual cartoony. It's like a pent up kind of cartoony. It's like a pixel with pixel existence.
It's called majestic existence, actually. You might have just touched it. You might have brave little toasts doing it. They probably had that out.
Yeah. Yeah, so graphics, I think is a landslide. Link can't. He isn't over graphics.
No, I mean, he's graphics man. I think it's graphics. It's great for your little fucking Link Nova's pink hair. Top down, but looking as well, and it is what he wants.
Bro, small ears. I think it looks good. Yeah, I mean, it's not, I'm not saying it looks bad, mate. He's a little, you know, squat little motherfucker.
They've made him look good. Yeah. And that's hard to do. You need to accept your secret mind if they give more limbs and everything.
So, you can make him look a bit better. Yeah. Whereas Link, was a little pocket man. And he, but I think the bad is wrong.
Like we said, the fucking, on Yoshi's Island, the rest of those sprites, they got on that. I mean, even though they got right, it's shy. Yeah. But everyone knows bad.
It's good. And they have got some good ones in Zelda, but I just love the little fucking sprites in fucking Yoshi Island. Yeah, they're brilliant. They got the fucking octoprisis and shitting Zelda.
Little merman. Yeah. The Iron Man, we have to pull all those off. I mean, he's good.
All the one Iron Man, sucking bombs at you. That's pretty good. That means it's got some good ones, but there's just those little cutting fucking flowers, whistling, the get-weeds. It might be close, but I think Yoshi's gonna win.
Yeah, I think Yoshi's probably might be might call it off. We can double check it. We'll pull it out out because surely Zelda must have done all right numbers, mustn't it? It must have kind of, I think it would have gone in something like that.
Yeah, it was an early one though, wasn't it, as well Zelda as well. So he's quite an early game on the SNES. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So I don't know if that will go for it or against it.
It'll have longer time to sell, but would it have been the boom of Yoshi? Yeah. Yoshi even had the game before and arguably the greatest game on the SNES featured him. It made it good.
Then he got to see Mario 2 in a title, then you went, I can't matter. I'm like woo woo woo. Well, I'm just scrolling through because I don't have it to hand, but we'll find it. Don't worry.
There's no dead air on to have a sports radio. We'll keep talking shit. Talk about some other baddies in there. Like the giant piranha plant where you have to skim the fucking eggs on a wall.
It's getting in the belly button. Oh, like that. Yeah, I don't know how to do it. And the different color, I think if they're green or yellow, so the red ones get taken down with one hit.
I think the yellow ones, I think you need two in the green, three. They turn into the other one. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it had comic in it didn't.
It would turn a normal baddie, big. And then that was the boss winning. Which is brilliant. I love that.
Here we go. Here we go. We're there. We go.
So, let's just run down a list here. Zell would have looked at the past 4.61 million. So, decent numbers, mate. Decent numbers.
Yoshiz island 4.12. Zellder. Zellder 500. 1,000.
Commence is a good game. I guess I've been out longer there as well. So, I just obviously added more time to sell. But it's a legendary game, mate.
It's a legendary game. Say that when I was selling on my fucking games, when I tell them years ago, I could think I could come over and sell 50 quid or something for Zellder. I did. It would still be for his selling.
Do you think in the animals of time, like, let's just go ask my city animals the fucking time now. Are people saying that Zelda is a more iconic game than Yoshiz island? I think they are. Yeah, I reckon so.
I reckon Zelda would be more, because of what it is and where it's got behind it. I reckon Zelda is more iconic. Probably more, probably more, held in more esteem. Because it's got that fucking secret room and stuff in there as well.
I think when you find that fellow and that stuff. So, I imagine that Zelda is probably held to more highly guarded. Which is, I think Yoshiz gets, because it's an add-on to Mario World. I don't think it really kind of, I don't think it gets the credit.
Because I don't think people are talking it in the same vein as it's like an up against the Super Mario World. I think it's right up there mate. I guess, yeah, it gets bunched into the Mario World game. It's what it's a Mario game, even though it was its own little tangent, I guess.
It was a branch off, but it's still always just going to be squished together as Mario. Maybe it's a new one. Maybe it's time to do a new fucking Yoshiz island. It should.
I wasn't allowed to do the Willy World. That was good. Yeah, that was really good. Yeah, that was a really good take.
Just a cheeky take on it mate. It was decent. Yeah, really good. Really enjoyed that.
And that was cool as well. Yeah. Yeah. And now, so he's kind of like, I had that like on the Wii when my little lad was like, I came in my body, but I was like three or four, but you could put the fucking no diving on it as well, couldn't you?
So you could literally just jump around that level and not die off all in down holes and shit. Could you eat your mate? Yeah, then jump over. Yeah, you can eat your mate and then spit him out.
Which is always handy. Or if you want to just eat him, you can't put him there, can you? I don't think he could turn me into an egg. You could just eat him and then spit him out.
But if you spat them out, you'd do damage to that person. Yeah. Yeah. Forgot to work on.
Yeah. Yeah, it's a good game. Yeah. We won't be doing another tip of a very long time.
That won't be coming soon. So sales goes to Zelda and the stability you make. For me, it's for me, it's your she's island. I just really enjoyed the game.
Yeah. But you know, a lot of people are going to be saying that Zelda. I think I'd go Zelda for this, that was a really, like I love your she's, but I'm glad it can decide more time with Zelda because I had that, as probably that and Metroid was like the two games I had. Long with fucking Mario World, obviously.
But I had them from the fucking start of my Nest Adventure. Snets Adventure. So yeah, I got good fucking time now. Is that the name of your autobiography?
Snets Adventure. Snets Adventure. Yes, my boss. We're coming out to see Ladies and Gentlemen.
Nice Nest Adventure. Oh, long and sort of. My chat TBT. Write me a book about my adventure.
I had these games. Yeah, but it's just some hundred pages. Yeah, 100 pages. 400 pages.
500 pages. A fit, 500 pages. Money's worth its money. But saying that though, I still have some fucking good memories.
Like, Yoshi's was another one where you could come home from school, steal that one, play it for fucking, how long you got until your mum starts chatting out and eat your dinner. Or your sister's crying because he wants to watch Sweet Valley. I'll wear the fucking comes first. But you can bash out a good cup of fucking, I'll get out of that.
And what I really love about Yoshi's the fact that within, obviously, about four, you've got to collect all the all the recordings. Have all your star health and collect the flowers. So you can go back into a level, it might be an easy level, but you're struggling to find something. And that, you know, and you get a little cloud with the question mark come up.
Oh, yeah. Like, you just got to go through an area, then it appears. So it does have got a lot more depth and a lot of classic cartoonie looking games like that that you can't just complete it. You can get through it some of it.
It does get quite hard actually. But you have to go back to the start again and always play through it twice. It's the ones where you get into like a fucking mall car or a helicopter and you have to get the coins or the start of the river. Like those ones where you get it's tricky.
It's annoying because then you fucked it and you got to start levels. But a good thing about this, there's many is you can press select before you even bump into that maul car, topped it for you, press select, make yourself the same state, drive that maul car into your heart's content. And if you mess up, press select again, and it'll top it for you. So yeah, I do like turning into shit.
That is good. Yeah. It's hard. Yeah.
It's hard. This is actually, the more we talk about this, because I thought this is sort of an easy, easy win. It's hard and I thought, because of a talking, so I mean gameplay we're giving to Yoshi's music, we're giving graphics, we're giving to Yoshi's sales, is Zelda. Yeah.
This is a tough one, mate. I mean, I do personally think Yoshi's is a better game, but I would say 99% of the game is would disagree. Yeah. Where's your heart?
Where's your way? Where are you leaning? Because I don't know about you, but before this match up, when you maul in Yoshi's, yeah, I always thought I thought Yoshi would smash it. But the more you think about it, it's harder.
It's a tricky one. What's your heart saying? I think my heart's saying Zelda. It's saying it's telling me Zelda is saying, don't you remember?
Remember them? You were mad? Remember I actually enjoyed it? I love Yoshi's.
I wouldn't want to fight Yoshi's over, but I know I played Zelda more recently than I have played Yoshi's Island. I know that much. Yeah. I said anything.
I had that next meeting out on my floor. You know what we could do? This is a good one. If there's a neg over there, we'll spin an egg.
We've basically got Yoshi's and Zelda here. We spin an egg, and whichever the end line's on, go through. You can do it. Yeah, go on and let's go.
It's hard. I can't kind of like, because I love Yoshi's Island, I can't really distinguish it. It's kind of drawing on the on the scale. Yeah, you do.
So there's a hard one. So I think the egg spin, I always do. It's fair. It's anything, man.
Do the eggs, be the eggs, be the eggs, be the eggs, be the eggs, be the eggs, be the eggs. No way, we can do it. It's organic ladies and gentlemen. Okay, nice one.
It's a good point. It's some sort of shiny surface. They can have a little, right. So we'll just, what should we say?
Sorry, I'm going to get down here as well, mate. Just so it's official, because obviously you can't just put a YA. Yeah, why is it, mate? Yeah.
Right. It might not stay on it's going to be impactful, but we'll see. We're pointing in one don't rest. Where is pointing?
Yeah, you don't have to be pointing bang on it. Nah, I got it. Yeah, I got it. Yeah, I got it.
Yeah, I got it. Yeah, it's like a 50-50 ass. Yeah, it's obviously Scott. Yeah, give us a couple of chances here, because he might spin off the course, and then if it spins off too much, we'll have to do a read.
We prefer him. He nicely stays in his zone on it. Yeah, but he seems, if not, I'll get a bowl and do it in there so he stays in the pot. Oh, yeah.
Should have done that beforehand, but we've got his breakdowns in platform ready for us now, so we're going to go for it. There we go. It's been in the egg. It's over.
It was a rubbish spin, but it was a little bit spin. I wasn't sure if he was going to... I wanted to whizz it, but that was a good shot. It did go round.
It did. I was about three spins. Three spins. I mean, that's 3-6-2.
I do the maths. I mean, wait for enough time. It wasn't a great spin, but to now I'm spinning it, I can't spin it again now. And then it lands on your sheet, so you'll have to do another spin.