197 – Wolverine and the Honker of Doom

Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which Wolverine is an eternal teenager; most of what Jay knows about Hawaii comes from Lilo and Stitch; Shiv is a complicated fellow; Nightcrawler represents an unattainable beauty standard; the Easter Bunny flies at dawn; Wolverine: The Jungle Adventure is delightful; Logan inadvertently starts a cult; Gahk does as she pleases; Jay and Miles are going to FlameCon; and we are all now Honkers forever. X-PLAINED: What Bloodscream and Roughouse have been up to Albert and Elsie Dee An unorthodox vocal warm-up Wolverine: Bloody Choices Wolverine: The Jungle Adventure The Wolverine formula Kamehameha Day (which Jay mispronounced; sorry!) Mr. Bullfinch Mr. Kapeland Shiv Doc Corbel Nick Fury’s penmanship How retail works Secret agents, maybe A stimulating combination Karate pants A darker, grittier version of the Easter bunny Wolverine’s apocryphal childhood Characters who can pull off the Wolverine hairstyle Don Adams as Wolverine Win/win murder scenarios Two adult men discussing their feelings Honkers Cargo cults The Tribe of Fire Gahck Some romance A Spiny Honker The Honker of Doom Pit traps, with and without shallow holes A dastardly but ineffectual plot Apocalypse, kind of One of Wolverine’s many kids (who may or may not be Erista) Jay & Miles at FlameCon 2018 How to get us at your local convention Reading comics with Miles’s dad Seriously, though: honkers NEXT EPISODE: Even more Excaliburs Check out the visual companion to this episode on our blog! Find us on iTunes or Stitcher! Jay and Miles X-Plain the X-Men is 100% ad-free and listener supported. If you want to help support the podcast–and unlock more cool stuff–you can do that right here! We’re in the process of migrating our official shop to TeePublic! Click over to check it out! (You can still find the designs we haven’t moved yet at Redbubble.)