#198 - "I Don't See Color..I'm Light Skinned" | i'm gonna be the #1(solo) Podcast In America

Clint is blindly becoming the #1 podcaster in the world in front of your eyes in this Crazy OFF THE RAILS Edition of the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast! Enjoy! In Episode 198, Clint Rambles about: (0:38) Intro to the Pod (Don't forget to subscribe, and follow the pod on spotify or wherever you listen) (1:04) Kid comes out womb with a 9 incher. Sizeing up the boys. (3:05) Poppin the gambling cherry at the laundromat. (4:54) "I'm gonna be the #1 Podcast in America" (6:27) "Why buy twitter, when you can have a Turkey leg?" (7:25) Pedophilia being normalized. (9:03) Clint gets in his slam poetry bag.. (10:18) "I'm an underground talent". (12:10) "are you sure there's not 1 f..... kangaroo in Antarctica" (13:58) Caterpillars,Polar Bears, dolphins, & orcas shouldn't be in kids books. (15:59) Flank Steak & undercooked meats meant to be exquisite. (17:38) Drake has lived a lot of lives + how to get monetized on youtube. (& make $$$) (20:03) "I'm looking a little Lightskinned" + "I don't see color"..what are you?...the 3 blind mice? (22:52) "A blind woman's touch will make you look past alot of things".. (23:45) WNBA stats are hard to find. (26:03) "Belly Buttons" (smell) are atrocious. Innies vs outies (28:58) Your hairline will determine the future of the world. (According to spiritual being) (30:26) "I've never had an asian doctor".."Or Clean Tubes" (31:38) getting my podcast titles read to your sisters friend for entertainment. (33:52) "If you pour holy water on a sinner"... (34:50) Shoutout to the Jewish Community for not having megachurches on Tik Tok. (36:30) Abe Lincoln was too tall to have S** (38:28) my tinder bio now would be Dynamite. (40:02) (RANT) FURNITURE!! (45:45) Outro!!!Thanks for listening to the podcast. If you enjoyed, Click the link below to follow the Youtube channel and leave a thumbs up! Yes there is a video version of the podcast. Thank you!https://youtu.be/r3OV9CTxpUI