Kathy did you just hear new what she said I said you don't love the show anymore you love your game She says I love I love the show just not as much as the game her game Dofus dofus whatever it is She loves doofus more than perverted podcast What married Did he called her some Pokemon hairy Oh, Growlith yes That's a horrible thing to call him by the way she shaved the growl if we mourned the death of growlith And it was pretty amazing, but you know, and now she's I don't know public. What's it? What's the little the little penguin thing public people up? It's pit now now her pussy looks like people up It's just smooth and little and cute and shiny and no longer growlith.
She's literally ignoring you right now She's been listening to you ever since I mean she levels up in her in Dofus and and then just I don't exist like I'm like Hey, honey, like that. It's just this this echo goes through the level up. Hey, hey, hey, because we're gaming folk here Kathy That's what we're doing to the mass. I've well.
I've always been I mean since the 70s since pong since the original Atari With a little handheld joystick. Why do you bring that stuff up? You know how old it makes us look Kathy just embrace the old pong These kid okay pong wait a minute Yes, Kathy. We just suck it up and our listeners get to enjoy our oldness.
You I and under yes We are the old crotchety we are as perverted folk absolutely the absolute crotchety old folk hang on a sec They say something Kathy something something something that's you that's why you're quiet because I have the wrong one boosted Why yeah, yeah, yeah, how many shows is this this is 199 our next show is 200 and you know it's even better Everyone's like what are you doing for a show 200? You know the reason why never put anything I should go that we were celebrating the four year Not the 200 well, it's too. I don't know that's different in sitcoms. Don't they always 100 turn on ungers Mike he keeps talking We don't hear him.
He's gonna talk into the mic. I know you're not Yes, he is you don't know maybe you talk enough voice that's articulate you gotta talk into the front of the mic under okay See look at that 200 I think I should just leave all this I'm leaving all this so last year we did celebrate both the 150 or 100 show in one year. Yeah, there's like two years ago. Yeah, we did celebrate both in the past so president has been set okay So yay, I'm good I don't want a lot of British parliamentary procedures Jesus Christ Crotchety you guys ready to show?
I'll do show the following show is for mature audiences only listener discretion is advised and if you don't like it Please go fuck yourself Come and join the kinky world of play Podcast they're humping each other you're making the pigs hump each other wait we didn't woo Hello and welcome to perverted podcast the show where we explore the Avengers of the kinky lifestyle sex and perversion recording live from the threshold Lab in north Hollywood, California in front of a large perverted studio audience. Hi I am Kathy. I am Count Boogie I'm on go over here and we got a room full of people and we have a victim for Pulling and muse over there ignoring us now playing her video game and looks very very are we supposed to acknowledge your Counterpart guest in the room resistive slide because mu just about had like muse what was she like 24 years old or something right? 24 years old.
I have never seen someone's face just twitch on the side like she was having a stroke I think you're exaggerating she's like Just she's like there's two cappies There's two fucking gathies here and I'm like what and I instantly had started to say get oh by the way She doesn't know that you have a twin sister. I don't care believe I never told her well She knows you have a sister you know we talk about family whatever It's just you guys are used to being twins so you don't really have to identify the twin this we you guys probably stopped wearing the same fucking clothes You know probably a you know a couple years ago I'm making them a couple couple years ago. You guys stopped a little flower, you know shining hallway girl Did you have us I would love to get a picture of you guys in the hallway though Just like I'm playing with us Danny We're not Let's put that in the card. So anyway welcome.
This is the first time your sister has come to see the show It's true and and so we're all trying to be on our best behavior because we don't want to you know Get the family name tarnished. She knows me. Oh never mind. Fuck it Oh my god, there is so wow look at all this stuff on the list.
Yes, by the way Yes, by the way, I do not put this on here, but I am going to have my say oh dear God I listened to the fucking show last week. Oh wait. Yeah with a hop along. Yeah, let me finish Mr.
Man What you guys started out? I cannot believe you you characterize it as if I had fucking drop the ball on you And you had no show that show had been sitting on there for five days. What do you do use it? What are you talking about?
Any other show you're like a shitty like an hour and a half notice like halfway into it You're like fucking an hour notice by the end of the show was like she gave us fucking 30 minutes Because of its show business Kathy I'm out of time and I show that I was already prepped and ready to do that because I I can't just Read do your job you you devalue yourself. That's what the problem here is Kathy You you devalue yourself you devalue your ability to go Okay, he doesn't send me a Poke present in like two days. Okay. Well, that's never right buddy No, thanks for backing me up So no it was just it was caught off guard and I just didn't feel right about doing the show that you have planned because you do you organize The show you have the things in order it was literally written down you could just read it right off of the thing Yeah, but then it would have just been just not it wouldn't have worked It wouldn't have worked far easier to say fucking Kathy gave us 30 minutes notice well because that's my name The whole show what it was come up with a fuck up jingle.
That's what it is All right, I might say we can go on. Thank you. Thank you. Did you hear that?
Did you hear the last show? Yeah, I think a lot of people were just like that's the show. We'll just ignore But I mean I think under indell and you ignoring us playing Dofus was it was a pretty pretty big pretty good Oh my god. She was so nerdless.
I'm like you want to go poke hunting with me. She's we're both we're both I mean literally I'm buying roller skates now Kathy. I'm buying roller skates because driving my car is you know I'm poor so gas is expensive I Skate you guys don't know this I know this sounds funny, but roller skating was my transpo you are not buying roller Skates you sure yes, she's shaking her head. I'm looking at how yeah, I'm doing she doesn't want me to but you guys don't understand I was a fucking roller skater not in line skates side-by-side little disco thing I get it.
We're all skate backwards. Mr. I my back hurts and I got arthritis. Yeah, I can skate I can skate I can't walk or stand but I can skate you're gonna fall down and crack your head on Kathy I used to climb fences and skates climb stairs and skates go on dirt Whatever I was this I roller skates my transpo what?
So I feel like having the skates is safer the post it was like four seconds. He lasted four seconds Okay, well that is much harder on you. I'm just very natural on skates. I used to skate for years I stopped look I'm happy that you're getting on it You'll crack a hip and you'll never be in on my walker and then you and I'll sit next to each other go my god Remember my great fucking grandmother When she turned 85 that bitch lived to a hundred but from 85 to a hundred every time you saw her She would be like it's gonna be over soon.
Please be over soon But great grandma actually having fun. Oh my god. I can't I just Die we're doing that at 50s Acro whatever they used to say I used to never know that's like wonder but now we know what it is No, it is well separately act I mean I used to say that as a kid, you know, and it's like what is Bugs Bunny talking about hey My sister Jackie now we used to make fun of our mom who would she would get out go to get out of the couch and go I Can you get to a certain age of pain everything has a sound it's like our Pain noises Well, you know it's true just start around maybe you know, yeah, just wait it's better it gets better That's good very good. He can pop his elbows and his knees The geriatric episode of perverted podcast I So So I'm you know, I think about people and I like to send little flirty messages to people and thinking about them and we have a partner That we play with what did you do and And so I like I'm gonna leave her a little message So I always and they hear me all the time They're like you just flirt out loud and talk into your thing and I probably should check What the text to speak actually writes and today?
This was pretty classic so I like go text to speak this this partner and and I'm like hello little one I hope you've been getting good sleep and you're doing well, you know blah blah blah blah kisses and spankings for you Let it go that is so sweet the person that I sent this to was having kind of a bad day and What she got was hello little Wayne So I'm like and she's like and so I get this message back and apparently it pissed her off And she's like can you not refer to me as little Wayne or compare me to him It's a little weird to me see because my phone's trying to make me a racist because she's a woman of color So my phone all of a sudden I'm like I'm going up and I'm on text to speak and she's like I know I'm sure but like why why why little Why little Wayne first of all you know one little one Jesus fucking Google Christ text not text to speak Oh my god, you're gonna go to this Jesus quite eat it. It's not a big deal. Isn't this disaster number 12 when it comes to you? Her speech is you gotta stop using that not it's just was just I well I gotta do better you get looking what your text and he's not I don't do I can I usually I'm like well You know, you know, it's like, you know, you know, my phone will figure it out and then I'm like oh my phone's trying to make me a hater Okay, great.
That's that was that was wonderful. So Unger is about to start doing some so should we talk to him about his fortune of potato mayhem? Which by the way, we have no jingle Crowe potato man That's new potato mayhem rocking on your clitoris rocking on the V Anger yes, what happened? Oh, Kathy.
We had a wonderful thing Okay, Jackie's peer Lori. He does peer Lori. Break me out. So like your sister in stereo both of you guys in the in the discord chat Amazonian princess we talked to her all the time.
She's a good friend of ours. She was trying to get me to read Sexy tweets that she found on the show Sexy tweets apologize she found on the show boogies Don't want to read the tweets on the show that she found that she thought was sexy And a lot of them involve daddy and I'm like, I don't do daddy. You guys know this I've talked about it many many times Um, so she said okay, just gives it a blood crutch What instead of daddy? So that was kind of a joke and I haven't gotten around to doing that yet and putting them together But I can do that in the future if you guys want me to but this led to I was down we talked about this last week with And Akki and I were being intimate and as Akki is having an orgasm I lean in and go Come for a play crack No And the simultaneous look I am sorry I I'm sorry Funny the simultaneous look of amusement horror Not knowing how to react And coming at the same time I'll have an orgasm.
Oh, you are an evil. Did that enhance the orgasm or kill it? I think both at the same time It was like Only you and Akki. Yeah, that's just a so now it's become a thing and I'm like trying to condition her now Where she'll come every time So I say to the story until you were here by the way For you Talking about last week.
Yes Specialist things when they're changing just for you stop it because we love you Kathy I don't like it. And we miss you Wednesday Kathy. Oh, yeah, we have to set that up again Yeah, well obviously because you know I fuck my foot up. I could do his thing, right?
Actually, what are you doing over there? What's that it's you Kathy? Kathy it's the Kathy Pokemon carrier character Finian and I we caught it and I go you this sounds just like Kathy Is this a dig at me? It's supposed to be a dig right?
Yeah, she's nodding her head Because when you're brandy, that's what you sound like I wish I could get my voice of that. I when you talk about creative exploring and you start getting ready with him You make you make that sound If I can take that in fact with me. Thank you very much. No take the phone.
That was all I wanted Go ahead. I'm sorry. I didn't interrupt your story. What story You were telling a story.
I was yeah. Was I was sorry? We kind of finished that we need to reschedule actually. Yeah, that's it.
All right, so let's do a little Sad House cleaning here. Oh, Sad House conveniently enough. I forgot it. Look, I'll keep this really simple I'm not going to talk about the details because she's not here to talk about it But Bunny has ended our the current status of Mun our poly relationship So she has moved on we knew there was an expiration date and that there was things that were different about us that obviously the Age difference is huge so she has things that she has planned in her life.
She wants to get working on that absolutely Understandable everything's fine. The potential of us still maybe playing a little bit together and stuff like that So there's still a lot of love here and in no real bitterness But she won't be here with us on the show anymore unless she you know comes by the same thing like as a bit, you know, so she's Yeah, that's that's how things end. But two and a half years wonderful She's an amazing person everyone on the show got a chance to to love her and experience how much fun that she was and absolutely My best wishes in all of the adventures and things that she does so that's very cool There's that and let's get into some fat lifestyle Celebrate your badge goes in rocks put a needle in your con Look at your sheet, man. What what your sheet?
What we're gonna you gotta talk about it They're gonna start they're gonna start now. How I don't you just like what about it instead of hook a stick? Just tell the audience of what's happening. There's quite a bit more to it and it does take a little bit of time to get to the proper space Oh, you can't just smack her around a little bit with taker taker stuffy I just beat her with it I'm just gonna head off the chat room to to del and then he's go do a thing What's he gonna do?
Okay? Well, this was the the the hook pull on on owl owl You still can't say a fucking name. I said owl Let I have people who only listen to the show realize that I'm owl and they're like, I don't know why he has such a hard time saying your name And I'm like, I don't know because you're awesome And part of saying your name is understanding your awesomeness that comes through and then it confuses my vocab Some of them accurate. He's not dumb.
She sees right there. You know, it's I don't know it's just an awkward Owl owl owl owl owl. Okay. Go ahead.
I'm gonna say a cult like that's the other what you're talking to the microphone Yes, I am now you are yes, what do you have more issue saying the other word of the name like a cult might be easier a cult My name on that is owl occult. I don't care people hear that. So you're Satan. I like that Can I call you be also bub sure how about I just call you owl owl fine with owl boy No, it is I think about it and it fucked me.
Okay. Let's so owl Yes, first off welcome home. Thanks. I don't know if we're gonna talk about your little adventures that you took Oh, I mean, I don't care.
Okay. Um you went away. I went to Thailand for two weeks That's that's that's a bit of a trip. It was very exciting.
That is that is a little bit of a trip Did you buy a inexpensive prostitute? I did not you did not um that is I almost bought a tattoo set though Which was really cool like a traditional like stick and poke. Oh like a has like the tube and then you just kind of I would What did you say? He said if you ever do let me know oh stick and poke Underlikes the stick and poke you pig you asked yes.
Yes, I'm girl Hot what so you gotta get tripped. Did you go to fuck it? I did not know you just went to do go to bang Talk though. Yes, I did go to bang That's good.
And the p p islands You know that we got our own island check that out. That's right. Did you see a lot of other perverted podcast listeners at the p p Well, you know people try to give it a little low probe because you know personal anonymity and Confident jelly. I'm just putting on black leg ticks.
The love is freaking me out I like that he has a neon green headlamp. That's literally like three sizes too small for his head And it's like this big under head and now it has I'm not saying it's not right man. Oh, jesus christ And now I have no now I have cancer eye. That's that's hunger.
Just flat literally everything's a blue dot now I'm like well, I'm all what buttons are These are the Oh I watched jed the fish do that on k-rock when I worked on k-rock. Oh, I guess I makes it okay It was amazing because he did it with the commercials It was like middle of the day and there's six commercials You have to play in the spots and these things cost like five seven hundred dollars a minute and he literally It's years ago. So he's like I get fires like 20 years ago and he literally just Time for commercial. He wanted to play a song and he's oh Go go go go go Then fucking hits all six commercials.
Let's them play the boss didn't hear and he says well I played him he signed him off and played the song that he wanted to play fucking jed So, uh, how we go just gonna work. I'm just gonna start I'm gonna go to the microphone and tell us how this is all gonna work Do the hopeful so we've already done a little bit of the um negotiation because that is part of it Um, we're gonna be using a larger gauge host we're gonna use eight gauge this time instead of normal 12 Oh goodness, she's done in the past so get a little bit of fun Um now there's some other negotiation processes and things that we do with hook pulls A lot of people just think that I go and stick hooks and people and pull on them and jerk them around and have fun with that Which I do but there's more to it than that for a lot of people everybody has their own reason for doing it Uh, what is your reason for doing it today? Where do you have one? I want to do it.
I mean I do also just enjoy it like I get kind of a euphoric feeling out of it But I also want to do it because it's my birthday on Friday Did I just go to these with like ideas and expectations of how it's gonna work out for them And so I'm gonna remind you like I remind you of all the other holes and people in there get rid of those Just go with what's gonna happen and enjoy that and with that I'm gonna sit around and start Okay, so then we will uh we'll go into our fat life stuff and then when you're ready to uh Start moving to the next phase or whatever then we'll pull the mic over to you and uh and you can give us I really once again when we do stuff like this on the show Obviously, there's some certain chaos that al has to now navigate in her head because there's other people around It's not like a serene moment where you're in the actual evening What where the gong did you What did you say we told you a couple weeks ago? It's actually your chance to play the gong while we're doing this. I do have the gong So you can pull it out and do it. I'm looking for the mallet.
Well, there's a dildo hanging over there I can get hit with the dildo. Oh, there's the mallet. Okay, well, then maybe I will gong a little bit But but al just want you to know No matter what's going on if you feel uncomfortable if you want to pull out whatever whether it's the show or not You go ahead and be in charge of you. Okay, okay, so now go over there and get naked.
Let's look at your gorgeous Diddy's what did I say that about that? inner voice or outer voice that was your outer voice well, Kathy don't be a judgmental bitch I can't help it. It's just my nature. It's who I am as a matter of fact Kathy.
Yes, where did I hear that term before? judgmental bitch is that my God damn I Don't get it yet for your piece of my please know the author of every post we talk about it specifically granted us permission to do so And this time we have a post called judgmental bitch by sensually sublime you know I have to say these things seem to go in cycles I usually get names I can't pronounce it absolutely no sense in the last like four have been incredibly erotic name Oh wait a minute. So you have names that you can't pronounce yes like al? No, like really difficult.
I'm just saying in other languages Things that we say every day yeah, cuz I just walk down the street and I go oh look al like I pull into the fucking car Watch are you gonna get an al that they're very much oh my god my al hurts right next to my spleen stop it Okay fine go ahead. All right. I'm gonna go. I'm well when they're gonna start see this is Racting I want to watch he's doing prep.
Okay. How much time do you need? Can we get through can you just prep her for 15 minutes while we do this and then afterwards? We'll get on to you all right here Okay, say I need someone that I normally wouldn't find attractive.
I sit down with that person we start talking things are clicking They're becoming more attractive by the minute. It's not that I don't judge whether or not I find them attractive It's that my judgment is fluid. I don't depend on that first 30 seconds to decide whether anything is possible I'm not perfect. There are times I make judgments that I shouldn't but even if my judgment is perfectly valid I don't have to voice it you can make a judgment and keep it to your fucking self if voicing it is non constructive I guess what I'm getting at here is as much as we see people saying not to be judgmental It's a fucking stupid thing to say judgments are never going to disappear So go ahead be a judgmental bitch.
Just make sure you're judging the right fucking things Probably gonna be your full I'm gonna even let it fade out. Wow. Hey Double clap that's saying something when you let it fade out when I let the clap fade out to a small I'm just wondering Kathy. Uh, I'm real.
I'm real big on this. Uh, the same thing is I just Honestly hurt so much It hurts so much to look in the mirror and say humans are so for all of our interestingness and things that we do that have great benefit and empathy and and creativity and some really entertaining things about humans There are still things about us socially that are just so fucking shitty and just so dishonest and and so full of just Positioning and ego and and trying to constantly show ourselves to be something that we're not just that fairytale Just that we live that fairytale of always being Maybe not maliciously dishonest, but there's always something behind what we say That holds back a little information that we know would make us look like dicks That's true and so when when it comes to judgment, there's this big thing Don't be judgmental. Don't say negative things about other things don't think things about other people like there's this whole glorious perfection Uh model of a human being that a human is going to not judge when it is in every fiber of our survival to judge in the wild You have to judge what is coming at me? Is it going to hurt me?
Is it going to eat me? Is it something I can eat everything in nature is something our brain has to interpret as what are we going to do with this thing? Every person everything every object we either bump into it eat it Fuck it get killed by it get run over by it everything we do is a judgment So to try to all of a sudden take how we view other people when we see things that are either dangerous cause fear or insecurity in us or something And all of a sudden say oh, I'm not supposed to think anything negative about this person It's a fucking lie. Yeah, but you know, it's not always coming from a bad place.
It's not always kind of a licious place Like you said you're trying to be nice or not just because I think I thought like she says doesn't mean I'm going Sure, I'm going to that's the difference between the thought and the action. Yeah, I just I you know I've talked about this before I'm um, I'm demisexual just like mu is and It doesn't mean but that doesn't mean that I love the way everybody looks and the way everybody acts and I have my judgments too It's just that uh just like her I mean she gives an example that I may not have talked about about seeing somebody going sitting down with someone that you might have an interest in And thinking to yourself, this is not a very attractive person or this isn't somebody that I would normally be attracted to It's not a bad thing to have those thoughts. We are judgmental people There's there's no way you can stop that thought from coming into your head But she goes on to say something that is very much what I do Which is try and wait to see what's behind that person And that's a good action. Is there anything of substance there that will change my mind because that initial judgment It can either save your life or it can be 100 wrong Sure, and if you feel you're in danger, absolutely get the fuck out of there Don't sit there and wait for your figure out if my gut feeling right just get out of there But if you're in a situation where you're not necessarily you have that luxury to wait and see what's going to happen There's just I and actually my sister and I have a friend of ours who kind of went through something similar in that She started going on a dating site.
She met this one guy and they both decided, you know, no pressure We always fuck this up. I thought he said I fucked this up with people I day and she said the same thing Let's just be friends for the first few days So that we can even see if we're even compatible they go out on like two or three dates They have a great time and then this friend of ours says and then on the last date we had Everything became fucking awkward He just turned into someone who couldn't communicate and he was talking about himself the whole time And it was just so awkward that I'm just writing him off and saying no and I said look I Love that she gave the guy three dates. That's great. It's nice But did it ever occur to you that he then realized okay, we've had three dates.
This is good I like this chick now I'm gonna actually tell her that like her and that's where everything falls apart for it Maybe he got nervous maybe he got scared and this is where the dorkin him comes out Which normally will fuck everything up and it didn't occur to her I don't know if she's gonna give the guy no chance But I think I put this bug in her ear that said maybe you you wait you did it too fast You said no to that you judged too quickly and on the other scale I tell people all the time give somebody a few dates because the asshole is going to come out eventually That's that was on maybe this guy was on his best behavior for two dates And then it's just like that bubbling of dickness that just builds up and you're like okay I'm gonna be Oh I have heard this so many times and that's why you say give people so on the exact opposite I think the point is is that most judgments that we have currently in our lives Especially as you get older and acquire more experiences Is that judgments are usually based on some sort of programming? You have had some sort of experience and therefore you are now going to react because if that if that experience was good Better and different you are going to have a reaction to that and then when you see something that's similar to that your brain goes Hey, that's probably the thing good better and different Oh like you like the monkeys like oh look I like this food You know the brain puts a little message in there that is good or it says oh the last time you ate that you shit monkey farts for the next fucking three days Don't eat that Barry everything comes from a programming and so the human side that you're talking about is yes If you have the ability to give yourself some pause so you can see maybe this is out of the scope of my programming Maybe this judgment that I'm having like you said Maybe the guy was just awkward and maybe he needs another chance or maybe you know It's a good topic. I like we'd go on forever about judgment. This was talked about this actually probably it was a really great post So thank you very much for getting a final clap get your gone.
I'm gonna get my going. Are you guys ready to uh Wayne for you? Okay, me what about me? Why is it always me?
Oh my god? See you do it. You know why because creative explorer made me watch that fucking video. It said now you're gonna know what mittens does Oh did you watch me?
Did you watch me? Oh I'm not gonna take you on these things. No, I don't want spaghetti Mittens cat detectives the great you gotta watch marshmallow people and llamas with hats. I've seen llamas with and a stupid unicorn one I can't watch anymore.
Just watch marshmallow people. Oh my god eating people Is that even younger doesn't know you've never seen marshmallow people Yeah, all right. Well, I'll get it gone. So now um can hunger.
Can you take a my are you gonna talk through this or you guys? Okay, you guys go I get to gong. Yes. Okay.
I know how excited you are you've been wanting to go on with this thing forever So hunger I can't even hear you man Oh my god, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
Stop doing that. You're dying up. How do you feel relaxed now? Sorry?
I'm gonna matt aside my mic. If you just talked into it. Yeah, I gotta bleach the mic Yeah, you did Barely hear you man Maybe if the There we go. I just walk by hunger and accidentally poke my maladin is ass.
I want to three page reflections tomorrow. No, I'll give you one page reflection right now He just flipped uh, I like it. Thank you. Thank you.
I'll be able to put their own image of what I did in there. All right, let's do this. What's happening I know it's a little distracting when you do it. I'm right at the mic thinking you're I can hear myself coming through the thing I don't think that this gong is gonna relax out at all.
Well, we'll go on after we get the needles in. Okay. Yeah, so when we're actually pulling We're actually pulling on it. Okay.
Uh, so I've got a needle like waving around in her face. I'm sure she's not big is it? It's an eight gauge needle yowza I'm gonna do one in each side of her chest. I'm gonna pierce both ways that I do piercing so you guys here can see the difference Okay, I'm gonna fuck it up and I was gonna get all out of her headspace if I start talking about this Please do so what I'm gonna do the needle first and then slide the hook through after the other one I'm gonna do the hook And you'll want to be space so the hook is hollow so you're basically making a tube so that you can pass the other needle through it Is what you're saying really?
Okay, yes, well that way because to jab to jab the thicker needle through is it would be like chunk So the other needle kind of sets the pace and so it makes it easier for the needle to go through no So piercing needles actually cut the skin out of the body. They don't peer they don't actually puncture they cut So what it does is it opens a hole to slide the hook through so you're not trying to rip the Hook through somebody's skin which is fun when you do it because I've had it done partway through me Don't understand there's a tube of flesh that comes through there. I can show it to you if you like do not show me the tube of flesh I want to do a flesh wide a flesh spit wad I might be able to Eat it. I think it's Alice flesh.
She has a right to decide who's gonna put it in their mouth I'm just saying right that usually it's hopeful etiquette Right, how do we get stays in the hook and come and gets thrown away in the sharps container with the hook? I'm on to you. You would probably eat that thing. Perhaps we can saute us with a side of flatter beans Clarice Delicious, he's about to do it and he's pulling his skin Just relax and then Alright, that was Okay Oh now I'm using it's a little bigger than the normal 12 way by noticeable the look of pain on Alice face with it was just a it was just a No, once you start going up in hooks in hook diameter It's it is usable.
So when you go up to six it's noticeable four is insane take the mic out of the the holder You're now the interview person view so that way you can hold it up to hunger And then you can hold it up to Al when she's gonna say something kind of like you see on top shows what you probably never seen So the needles in I've got the hook are you ready? Okay, this is actually not nearly as bad because the holes already cut out. So we just go right through there you go Yeah, she didn't look like it was that much pain even though it looked painful It wasn't as bad as actually getting the needle through because the hooks just following the needle through that's He's a flesh in there. Is that what you saw the flesh the tuba flesh?
Yeah, she surely started Jackie's a birdie. Oh my god. Oh my god. It looks like yellow.
It kind of looks like puss Oh, that's enough young lady No more description of a lady from a young lady that has a marlin hook stuck in her tent She's pretty jovial right now. Actually, it's it's like what four inches below her clapicle. Yeah a couple inches I'm actually bleeding when it's bleeding. Now.
Now. I'm interested larger hooks will actually make you bleed Is that a bumper sticker? Your goo is my loop. Oh god.
Did you just say that's thing? How do you feel now? I feel good. Yeah, your eyes are starting to glass over a little bit.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm kind of yeah. Very good Well, it's very nice to be here. It's very descriptive right now.
No, it's okay. No, you just we'll work with you It's just the fact that it's it's a hook like picture a fish hook But it's actually literally coming straight out like the hook is you've hooked the fish and then it's literally sticking straight out Uh, it's not lying flat. It's horizontal just straight out of her like it's standing up 100 like that is amazing. When when do we do the gun?
I don't take pictures. I mean, yes, yes. Um, yeah, what you're looking at me? Dao take pictures take pictures.
Dao who took over for a side. Well, he's very comfortable in Unger's chat share What'd you say Dao? He wanted me moderating. Well now I've switched it up a little bit.
Okay. He's back to do another word. You're gonna do the other two Wait a minute. Hang on a second.
I see this. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna lean over here And they're matching breath right now.
It's going through And we're done because I did it one piece of stuff. Wow. That was like chum chum Good job. That's good job.
And now it's the giggly time He does look floaty. Yeah, yeah, maybe a little bit. That's very good So you it still it stings and it hurts still, right? It sings it's like a one on the pain skill right now Like it doesn't really hurt once they're actually in so what happens to your body doesn't a lot of adrenaline start rushing to try and get rid of that pain and okay And When you start talking move the mic You Pull the mic away from your face.
I pulled the mic out so I could talk and now I'm actually talking into the mic clip while I'm holding the microphone Isn't that staying working? It's like an old lady joke. We saw it. We're so bad at this.
Oh my god I'm putting this back in the clip. I'm just gonna throw myself down. Don't do anything new Today I'm doing um Sometimes I you'll there's different ways to tie the rope or paracord on today I'm just doing a loop on each and tying off the square knot. So we're not so nice and tight.
Don't slip So you have a purple paracord. Yeah, so now I think so there's so there's you loop it through the hook and then you have that's kind of sexy Yeah, look there. So uh, so we can now just attach you to things. Yeah, and so now people are gonna pull Huh?
You know once you get a kite like if you're at a beach or whatever in the wind is stable You can literally have a kite fly for hours by itself. It's a totally perfect You could totally I flew kite off my underwear once. No actually No, no, they were around my balls. Oh, by the way, yeah, that is my Where is that?
I have to do laundry sometimes Kathy with my first suspension We actually found a point where the person I was anchored to was just leaning back and the wind had just just right because it was kind of Breathing he was just leaning back as like we've got the perfect level. Wow We just we just hung there both of us for like half an hour yikes And so now you're putting these giant carabiners locking carabiners. I guess so those things weigh like three pounds each That's gotta be simple. Oh, and she's bleeding now That's so pretty Look at that blood.
Why does she have bright red blood in mine is all like because we're oh Kathy It's also Where you pierce Like the face because there's more oxygen and stuff like that in the blood Unless as opposed to like your hand where it's possibly oxygenated up because we have our thread is in your old There's a couple of ways to pull and I'll just put them both on a pair on a carabiner and clip herself to something and lean back We're gonna pull slightly to start with and we'll see where we go from there and now the gong now we can do the gong All right, but get up and gong. Yes, you have to hear the gong Everybody's gonna hear the gong. They're gonna love it. All right.
Look. We're gonna get emails going Would you tell them not to use the gong, please So now she's in her space her eyes are closed. Let's not make too much noise Oh, I just when I play in general, I like to keep my eyes closed because I get distracted really easily and then I get out of the headspace So, okay, that's just me. Okay.
Thank you. Sure. It's just wait. Hold the gong.
Oh, I'm just gonna go. I'm so useful We got you doing multiple things on the show We're now putting the blindfold on getting ready for the pull the put on the Wow, wow, new. How about the cushion side on the other side? Thanks Dimmina's area away from your game there professional like it you go That is amazing.
Okay. Good. She is now fully blindfolded and covered now take the mic Those take pictures boogie's gonging and ungras about to pull so right now. I am actually pulling you can you can see the seer chest being stretched I'm pulling very lightly at this point Um at this point.
I can't see her eyes. I can't see how she's doing because she's my foot. That's cool I understand it. I'm happy.
I'm happy. I'm happy look like a little bit of pulling that looks like a lot of pulling So we'll at this point talk if you want to pull more or less And I'll also as I see her body I've got her as I see her body kind of lean back into it or as I see her relax more I'll give her a little bit more pull And she can also lean into it or away from it That's one of the nice things about hook pulls at the hook pulls. She's the one that's in charge Is she actually leaning back? I am now.
Yeah, okay So you're just stationary at this point is she leaning back. I'm pulling a little bit as she pulls And I can raise them in lower room. Give her a little sensation You say that looks like that's a little bit that looks like a lot younger like you're really pulling No, no, no, no, no, no If I'm really pulling I'm pulling putting one hand on her chest and pulling back with all my strength on the other All your strength and ungras. I've had two people my size pulling on me so I'm painlessly I had you hanging off of my chest from hooks.
Yeah, I've had I also had had singer do that once Who's been showing so I know what you're doing. That's true. How you feeling now? Very floaty Are you in a lot of pain?
Oh, no, not at all. It's it's weird. It feels weird having the mic just hit me in the While you're blindfolded you like what the fuck was that? So she's just ahh But um, she's very giggly.
Yes. Well, I'm very oh my gosh. It feels great. Um, wow But uh, it just feels I don't know how to describe it feels like Like have you ever been have someone like twist like if you like an Indian burn?
I know it's not the PC term, but like an Indian burn or something. It kind of feels like that if that makes any sense It does make sense like it's kind of Bernie And it kind of feels like there's a pressure on my chest Um, not really know how to describe it on that. I don't know and it's really bleeding a lot now Yeah, it's actually bleeding quite a bit. So that'll be nice.
Oh, yeah It's gonna be a little bit different. Everybody experiences a little bit differently, but uh Now, um, I'll miss our last poll and I told her it's like when you want other people who experienced the pain the whole time Some people like to put the needles in your like i'm done take them out. I've experienced what I need to or or don't want to pull Uh, some people just want to have the hooks in and maybe dangle a smaller carebinger off of it And that's the extent that they'll go everybody's different Uh, with hook pulls, hook suspensions, some people just barely get their feet off the ground. They're like, I've suspended yay put me down I will hang out for half an hour or so and just kind of in a weird kind of bloody state But still aware some people completely lose track of what's happening And now it's bleeding even more.
Yeah, the more I pull the more it'll bleed and then it'll stop bleeding at one point because it'll Pretty much seal up. How you doing? What happened to the gong? Yes, you I'm doing great.
How's the time to go now is the time to go on there? He goes again Take the gong boogie I don't know if you notice that i'm shaking that's just kind of what happens to me sometimes when I um start to float I start to like shake a little bit, but it's just Oh, thank you for that. I was noticing that but we talked about that last time and I was like, oh, yeah, she's good Oh, oh, oh, I just got a great idea We'll do it a little bit later once you get a little more. Um, one thing that's done with hook pulls Especially when you're trying to get into the some people do it for spiritual reasons and the gong comes into that also drumming Comes into that with the tribal reasons One thing that's really awesome is to attach your paracord to the gongs or the drums Wow, and then you'll actually feel the vibrations going through it Now I could do this and just Just put it up.
She goes. No, I just flicked it with my finger. Just flicked one of the paracord's my finger And I guess a little vibration going through Are you putting the gong right up against the paracord? Do you feel that out?
Yeah, she says. Yeah, so this allows a different experience But when you get into to like a young this kind of state the gong kind of puts you more in the state, especially if you're doing it with a lot of people How you doing? How you doing? Oh, half freaking her man.
Good. You put a gong right up to the mic and my ears. I'm fully adding more but Good gracious I took I took that so The lizard can turn it down. So how are you noticing an entire for this or do you want to just keep going while we oh?
Okay, let's just move on. Let them go on. Well first off. Okay.
I'm just checking later on the show Wow, nice. That was really I love the blood need. I just that is pretty good You know you move a little bit to the side hunger if you can thanks. Yeah, you know, I mean your ass is great and all that I apparently Apparently that is wonderful.
Mute take the mic from hunger And I'm gonna go ahead and mute that and then that was that is amazing. Just put it right here for now in case we need it again Well That's very apropos Did you use the gong for that? No those were chimes those were finger chimes. No during it.
That was my voice Oh wow, I have a certain gongy boy gongy boy gongy chat when I go low I have to be in the zone. Do you yeah, I tug on my balls and it really gives me extra Your process. I just hey, you you know create process works different use pull it in its stresses I can't even do it now because put to do some weights on it and let it I can do that all the time Yeah, sure you do. All right, we got an email from kitty who writes to us and says hi perverts I'm from the southwest Washington area and I'm a huge fan of the show I listened to it on my commute to work and I haven't crashed thankfully.
Thanks. That's good Please don't crash while listening to this show. That's good. I'm having a hard time trying to find the chat room on discord What else is fucking news?
I tried going through the website, but it's loading funky. I feel so dumb, but I really want to join the chat Thank you so much. I enjoy this podcast family. It's helped me through a lot I truly appreciate you guys and all that you do it makes me laugh when I have jingles stuck in my head at work Yeah, that's all I am the you know, it's going on with the chat room Why can't nobody ever get in there?
Well, I've done some work on the website I spent a little time at least have it now to where it has like the show the backup shows on SoundCloud An email contact and stuff like that and now I'm gonna work on Getting with aki and finding out how to do the discord links and then I'll make another section So it's a scroll down website now. So instead of having multiple pages You're just gonna scroll down one page and thumbfuck your phone and and find it so They can go into discord and just search for it right for they can just search for to podcast in discord if you can understand the The rabbit hole matrix long oyster of discord. Well, there's also you have permit links or temporary links So you just don't get like completely random people showing up I literally did not understand what he just said he's stempered with the devil words Links function as invites to the server and you can have those just be up forever or you have temporary links because some people like the curate who comes Why is he still talking? Why is he just now?
Email yes, we can say She just sent us an email. So I will send her a link if you give it to me I got a shit bunch of shiny trico's this weekend. I don't want to know the names of your community day was awesome There was like 90 of us got del right I blame you del. We all blame me.
Of course we do Was there anything going on in the chat room? I don't know it's gonna be very thrilled at the hook pull and my play-by-play Oh, you've been giving them a play-by-play. Yes, and you took like the pictures which will put yes But the photos went to owl and then we'll prune and they'll possibly get them out very good Possibly okay, possibly nothing else going on huh? No, that's it not really there music the gongs As I read everyone like and Kathy being death by the gong Well, see that Kathy you have to give me a like a sign I don't like to see you there were like 20 people or you say out too loud in the mic I said ow no say too loud in the mic get my attention in future because that's just gonna literally distort through the I came in so sorry if you don't feel is serene, but did I like the gongs?
Okay, I like the gongs so fuck all of you. God damn it the girl with hooks in her boobs like the gongs No, that's a girl with a dragon tattoo I was like I would watch it that is amazing Grandma Oh, good lord. I'm just asking the image in my head now forever. So that's a yes and my sister too because you know Yes, okay.
Yeah, she's like I'm down whatever. I hate you who doesn't love grandma. I don't like you right now You ever been to a granny porn site is there a grain of porn? Oh, there's like hundreds of them.
No, yeah Just smiling at me with teeth or without Do they just gum your balls? Great. Hey, you know what? I only hope when I'm that old that I'm still getting some that's only in your balls That's so much.
Well, just you know that I'm coming something other than my own gun somebody's my elbow or something Come here. I don't want that image of my head I'm gonna be images from the show and my head To the fish Wow, that's literally several days. I in one comment. I got three people in the room to actually put their hand to their face It is not it worked hard.
All right. Look. Yeah, this is an issue. Oh, that's a morgue who says She wrote to you what is it?
We're gonna go all blood again, huh? Yes She sent to you after you sent her one of the songs that she requested one of the songs So she says thank you thank you. Thank you. I've been listening to the song on repeat since you've sent it I have another question.
I remember that you and you do a big blood place scene once a year Could you perhaps do I play by play on how to set this up preparations? How much you cut where you cut how to do aftercare and take care of the cuts? That would be awesome love and lots of kinky stuff too. Hi to my awesome frow I'm gonna fuck this up.
What a build Kathy. Oh, which is German for madam role model. Just call just call everyone al Alex. Oh wow.
She's she's literally her face is now just greening. It's like there's this glow and you and ungar ungar ungar blood crotch Thank you so much. That was very nice. That is very very nice Please give her some information.
I'm gonna well. Here's the thing. I'm gonna hold off on on this information Yeah, I wonder why this is the second time we put this one on hold. She's still waiting for information I will talk to her.
I will give her FaceTime on Skype and walk through it and the rest of our listeners are going but we want to hear Boogie I kind of when you had it the week before Al was coming on this week and it was gonna be last week So and you saw it on this so we just did all this Talk about blood and hooks and hooks and blood and hooks and now we're not gonna go again into yes We're just gonna go ahead and let our listeners who aren't into blood take a little breather and uh and then push this another week So we can then mark that's is not me. This is a boogie So this is me because we are we ran long so we were already at the hour So so we're just gonna get to that next week. I apologize because it is a process It is a it's a wonderful process and just like we're experiencing now without being pulled by Unger The whole idea behind things that involve fluids and blood and things it is it is hyper intimate It is really something where it is a kind of connection that you don't get with other types of play and Pulling more than he has this whole time. Yes, and it's pulling away the human flesh is very strong It is insane the human it looks like it's gonna gonna tear but you know, I have a story about this Very true.
I was donating blood once and uh, I was actually donating platelets. So they take out of one arm. They speak I'm sorry. What Greek plates don't they crack plates and let's miss a man for sorry.
Okay, whatever Now we're just shaking their heads though It's only it's only still part of your blood. Uh, exactly They take it out of one arm They spin it through some machine and they return the whole blood through in another arm But I guess this woman hadn't put it in all the way on the stuff was coming in and because you you get covered with a blanket because you're so cold When the blood comes back, sure sure I didn't couldn't see what's happening I just felt tremendous pressure on my arm where the blood was going back in and I flagged her down I said, you know, my arm is really hurting and she pulled it out and she didn't realize that it wasn't going into the vein The blood was going in under my skin. Oh, and I kid you not it literally looked like there was a tennis ball under my skin It was that much blood had accumulated under there and I looked at my arm going wow I didn't know my skin could do that. Oh god, and then she popped it with a pin And it was just took a bandage and just compressed it down over and over left it and said you're just gonna have to leave that and let it So back in your body and I had it bruised it covered my whole arm.
Oh my god, that's so nice Yes, I never donated again. I could see that's a really good average Your platelets. Sorry everyone. You're gonna die.
That's he now you have a judgment You had an experience and someone says hey, Kathy don't eat later. Let's you're like fuck you And this time I have evidence to prove it. That's right guy. I think it was all those poor kids who've got I don't know leukemia and need platelets And I'm like god damn it I should go back.
They need my platelets. They don't need mine. They don't need mine They would not take mine. We're on drugs.
Yeah, he did lots of those. You take off all the boxes Yeah, yeah, they're like we don't want crazy people blood in these kids You know what they do when someone comes through and they've got multiple things and they know that they still have to go through the entire thing Right and they let you just go through the whole thing and then when you finish the whole thing You said they were 20 minutes giving a little spot of blood out of your ear and the whole thing They're like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa? Hang on willy wonka rewind what the fuck blood? They take a little just a little pinprick of blood from your ears.
Why from my ear? What's wrong with the finger? You can't use your index finger because it just can't they just stick in the side like jesus doesn't matter where they stick you They're getting blood out of you man. Just stick it your stick your ear.
Just cut my ear. Why not here Get my Best part of doing platelets is that they only give you cookies if you warm beverages and you blink it so that you can Have your stuff. They'll usually play a movie for you. They do because it takes a long.
That's nice Do they pay you money for these platelets? Oh, no, you're donating to help people. Sorry. I was raised by wild Jews in the wilderness So I say I'm gonna go to is there some value is there a little bit of value in those platelets by rook on out And I'll fucken give me ten bucks ten bucks and some fucking cookies you can have my plates Please anything anything in the chat room, you know, I'm some Jesus Jump in I'm pretty sure they pay better for sperm than blood so I'll take that from you I have a sec to me if they want to pay for blanks man.
That'd be great I'll jerk into a cup 12 times of well now. It's not true. I've actually sold my blood. Have you when I needed money?
I did it have you sold your soul? Well, we're putting your liver kidney so there's that of course. I'll sell my liver I got like three of them, right? No, do they do that in Thailand where L just came back from wasn't that a money Python meaning of life?
We've come for you live on I'm still using it. Nope. Sorry. You said right here.
That was money Python was it? Jesus fuck all you guys, you know what that was show 199 Is our show my friends better words I'm sorry. I feel weird yelling it out like I normally do with else. No, no, we don't have to yeah We'll just we'll just very solemn all right spiritual woo.
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I checked. Yes, you did check the voice mail. I heard thank you If you keep it up though, that would be good that nobody left a message this time, but I checked okay I checked that's probably good thing. I checked Didn't we have leave like with some like calm song, you know some like thing?
I bet you're gonna put some weird No, no, no, I'm just gonna leave I just want Al to focus. She's still just relaxed She's doing so good and she's still pulling and I think the only thing that would enhance her moment is I Actually I wrote the jingle before you told me that you were gonna flake because you're just crash test dummy Kathy and just gotta fuck Shut up you suck. I know I think you most of the time actually what am I saying? It's very makes me feel closer to you.
I love you Kathy Finally entertain your sister see you guys next week