You know what? Actually I had this sort of conversation with my son on Saturday, because he's been harassing his mother. He's going to get a motorbike. Right?
I'll get a motorbike. Anyway, the ex, she rings with me and she goes, I'm going to get a motherfucking hit. Because I can get a motherfucking hit. And the biggest argument with you is, I'm like, what's up?
A motorbike? Right, right. I'll say absolutely fucking right. I said, no.
I said, no. Yeah. I said, leave it to me. You're not going to get a motherfucking chance.
No fucking chance. With what? Right. That's the first obstacle.
Anyway, I went to lunch with my mother, told me you're punching on over a motorbike last time. I said, all right. We're getting a stretch with ladies. I'm coming with a pass.
All right? Look at the little one. Everyone's looking at you. It's a stretch to do what we're seeing.
It's you. Tolly. That's what you said. Take me to school.
We'll just try for the hat. Yeah, we'll go on that one. That was a beautiful one. I made a walk.
I made a walk. I'm going to wait to get on it. I think we'll start. Good morning.
I'm going to be listening to the old talk car podcast. I said, I've been around this car. I said tonight with a little stuff. I'm doing the answer again.
And we've got special guest starter. He's not even a special guest anymore. He's not even a special guest anymore. He's not even a special guest anymore.
He's never ever a side step Ross. The captain's here. And we're talking about the school buses. Yes?
You know what we used to do? So, our bus, you know that, that bus are in the 415. Yes. So, we used to go on a billboard, me and Ricky.
And the bus used to go billboard, onto Cambry Road, all the way down. Candry station, to some of you. You guys went to San School. No, he'd go up in Blum.
Okay. So, some of you are all there. I'm very friendly. Right?
So, for me, Riff used to get off the bus at Blum. We'll leave our bags on the bus. catch the train in the Canterbury and catch the same bus. Because the bus goes through the normal station.
So the idea is to catch the train and make the bus once we fucked up. That bags were sitting at speed. Whatever, they had to talk that bags, they had to live for them. I think the thing should be...
That was not the risk we used to take. It was no fucking up telling us what the train was. No, no, no. He's fucked up in this time table.
No, no, no. It's coming in two minutes. I told him to, hey, we go, well, what have you just gone to Nuba? Fuck Nuba.
So I'm going to pay $40 instead of $4. To get to the same place in the same time. And he said to do one and sharp keep your free. And then the best one was, I went up for the bus driver.
And I go, I'm headed on a paper lease too. Well, I never know. I never know. I never know.
I never know. And so he goes, well, you guys, you can only tough for yourself. Because you can't, you know, you've got to go. And he goes, you know, anyone over forwards parfait.
I'm just going to look at my guy. Oh, we've got to get off with that. It's in the kids. They're like, no, no, no, no, no.
They can go like that. Okay, so why is it? And then Jacob's like, he's sitting on the bus with his top of his shoulder. I was looking at him like, did it snow?
Did it snow? No, it didn't snow. No, no, that didn't snow. No, it didn't snow.
It didn't snow. It wasn't snow. It wasn't snow at all. No.
It wasn't snow. No, they're not, they're not going to have this kid like, oh, fuck it was the kid. The kid was like, hey, he knows they're not going to have this kid like, yeah, this is the kid. No, this is the kid's reaction.
So they thought it was going to be like a bus... But they got to, yeah, they're not going in a fucking min praying. And then I found the aeroplane seats, the tables. I found the tray tables and because it's a bit higher, I can see how better.
And the panorooft. So now they're in a... Like a legit. Yeah, yeah.
So that's the reason why I'm selling it. And I said to them, these mini bands and mini buses have sliding doors. So I go, you're using the wrong terminology. Okay.
That's a really true one. And the other one goes, what does that even make? You can't call something a mini band. That's like me calling you trinees.
You're just not. But the big class is an SUV. Really? Right?
No. It's called... It's basically A-Class platform. Well, it's supposed to be called...
Is it a K-Class shape bar? Oh, you know what? I was thinking of... We are.
Oh, no. The R was based on the... The R. But the R didn't have...
The R was a 6-seat R. Yeah. That's why I thought it was more... 2-2-2-2.
And then you looked at it. He's a guy. I thought this was just before... It was before...
It was before... Yeah, it was before... It was before... It was before...
No, no, no. So before I bought the R. I thought, you know what? The diesel ones, they go all right.
They look good. It's a big car. I got keeps their ground up. And I'm looking.
And I saw a few of them once. And then I stumbled across it. I only made a plate partnership like this. The unicorn of unicorns.
It's a unicorn. It's not a unicorn. It's a unicorn and a unicorn. It's the unicorn factor there.
R. 63. There were... 2-2 in the country.
2-2 in Australia. I only took two guys to leave it for a good fucking race. It was very breast cars. The ladies brought two cars in.
Took forever to fuck and tell them. 2 people picked. 2 people picked too. So I had the captains' chairs in the second row.
And it was a lot of it. And I was going to pull the trigger. And I was going to pull the trigger. But they weren't like 85 grand.
They couldn't move this thing. Who bought this thing? Who bought this thing? It was a lot of it.
And they bought it. It had the update. From the end, it took us. Right.
I went to the... Just want to check. I knew the other guy. I knew the other guy.
He was a conant one. And I knew him. And I went in. Because I pulled up like...
Ah. I thought it was an R350. Yeah. And then I get closer to this one.
It's got the 60-3. It's got the 60-3. The fuck is going to be in here? No.
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No, no. No. I went back and he said to me, he said, he was not going to talk to you. No, he said to you.
No. because he goes, really? He goes, he's kind of, he's 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, he goes, I haven't looked after it, he's bright, pads, everything. No, that wouldn't have been served, that wouldn't have been served.
They drive it, like, it didn't, the interior was good, everything was good, but they just didn't look after the car mechanic. Really? No, they just didn't. But, right.
No, we got sold on the features, not, they wouldn't have known what they bought, and then they would have been fucking pissing $50 out of the exhaust, just thought, what the fuck is? So they just, they kept making sure it was probably, like, right, but it was like, it was like, the fuck's gonna run in. You know what, you could have just think, matched that thing, and you just, right, back then, back then, if you turned up at the lights, you would have hiked every month. But they're in all good car, because the room, we've got the diesel up.
Yeah. And we took that up to Hana Valley, Newcastle, for a weekend, because it's like an issue, but isn't it? It's full of me. It's full of me.
It's full of me. It's full of me, it's full of me. It was like an ML that was, ML that was lovely. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was a lot of me. I think the tires were still ML. Yeah, yeah, yeah. These oversized wheels, I'm not sporty, they are still sitting up high.
The German version of the Toyota Eventus. Yes. Yes. What the old one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Honda Odyssey. Yeah, yeah. But I was like, one of two, like, what the fuck?
Yeah, fuck it, Luke, the Toyota on that. That would have been a fucking nightmare. So, you know, what are you used to about the 43? No, 43 is what I'm about to say.
Oh, wait, you said that last time? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The 53. If you tuned, tuned.
And not the sports seats. No. That's why we're getting the other one. Yeah, that's why we're really the 43.
That's why we're talking about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you were shopping. Yes.
How the fuck do you buy property? It's definitely experienced. Did you go to domain.com.gr. No, no, no, no.
Well, I was there in August last year, yeah, 23, August 23. It was having coffee. My cousin bought it. My cousin bought it.
And so, and, and a real estate agent, who happened to be a friend. Of the people. My cousin, yeah, right. And we're sitting around and we're, you know, you know, we're just sort of kicking ties and you got how much is this?
And how much is that? It's a money, money back, $10. Right. And they're talking about it.
The $50. I've got a big $180. Right. to me about this house, as a lady, the agent.
And I said, yeah, so I actually walked past that house earlier today, and I saw that for sale, I said, how much you guys want for that? And she sort of looked at it, she goes, we're sort of looking at around 120,000 euros. So don't rub it their hands wanting to 60, you know that? Listen, yeah, right.
So they're going 120,000 euros. I said, you're drinking. I said, you're drinking. I said, you're drinking.
I said, you're going to come and pay that. I said, what's it like inside of us? Is it an absolute cheap box? I said, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's nice and deceased to stay.
Well, so I said, look, you know what? She goes, do you want to have a look at it? And a little bit of the car. And the car wasn't looking at me like, I'm going to buy a house.
I can't get it all back, but I'm going to get an house. Basically. Priorities. Anyway.
And a salary. There's nothing to lose. It's going to have a look. Anyway, so we're going to have a look to our surprise.
Walk in. All the house needs is a new bathroom in the kitchen. Like every house. But the bathroom is well, as it is at the moment.
There is wallpaper on the ceiling. Right. Walk paper on the ceiling. I don't know.
Is it the fake wood pedal? No, no, no, no, no, it's the floor. Floor or wallpaper? Yeah.
Floor or wallpaper. The tiles go half way. Isn't it the rich part of the roof? When you go to the toilet, you have to put the toilet in the back.
Of course. Yeah. Yeah. But we don't listen to that.
Yeah. John's with fucking coffee. Yeah. So I went and saw it.
I had to hide my enthusiasm thinking. Oh, yeah, you've got to play those games too. You're happy with your accent. Yeah.
Because I'm thinking, it's a free-standing two-story, three-bedroom home with a rooftop. Right. I was looking 120. So I offered 80.
Right. 80,000. You're right. Yeah.
And she said, oh, I don't need to be blind. And I said, oh, I don't really need to buy it. So it's a free-standing two-story home. No, no, no.
I said, look, I should put it to the owners. Right. And if they, if they, I said that one's a bit on the market. Right.
Six months. More. Oh, it's a bit on the market better. You're in half.
Shit. Right. Anyway. And I picked up on that before she knew that I was interested.
I could. Yeah. Right. So then we talked about it a moment.
And you know. So I was talking to my bank and Switzerland. I got to talk to the federal minister of no fun. No fun.
Fun. Fun. No fun. Right.
Anyway. So we talked about it and then we came back to Sydney. And she messes with a shit in her head back. I said, I should not hang back.
Well, you know. Well, I'll hang back. Well, I'll hang back. But anyway, so we come back.
She messes with me. She goes, you're still interested. Right. The Greek bird.
Yeah. And I said, look, that was my other one. I forgot about it. Yeah.
That's it. Not. I've got to do renovations. Yeah.
All paper. Yeah. Any paper. And then she came back.
Oh, right. So she will send you the contract sign. Any regret at the moment they said yes. I mean, you haven't signed.
Did you think what the fuck about that now? No, actually. No, it felt good. Because the way I saw it was.
90,000 euros. Let's say another 20 to fix it up. 110,000. Do the conversion.
150, 160 grand. The lifestyle that gives you. You can't get that for that money here. So it's a little bit bad.
It's on the island. It's on a Greek island. It's on a Greek island. Yeah.
It's on the island. Neither port. So, like, patience is really good. Yeah.
So, what can I buy here for 160? 200,000. That would give me that sort of life. Yeah.
Yeah. I don't know. I might be a garage in Blacktown. I don't know.
That's how it's used. So I thought, yeah, look, what not. You know, I'm getting out of age and out. The kids are from schools.
So, you know, I'm going to have to buy school for it. You can pay for the house. That's it. Pretty much.
Yeah. I'm going to have to buy school for my example in Italy. And you can tell me about yours. But I had, uh, Australian clients.
They bought, it's like you. But they, they bought, uh, a house in Italy. Like on a farm. Like it was a retirement that they're going to do some of the summer.
And they said to their Italian lawyer, who must be a big lawyer, you guys, we're so lucky to have a neighbor that comes in most of the lawns and looks after our yard and looks after everything. And he'll tell them, well, he goes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you tell him to stop. Because if you do that for 60 years and you can claim the plaque. Any squad is good.
That's right. No, no, no, no. But the interesting part of the whole thing is I have to get back into it for a certain right. So I get back.
And the money. And the money. The money's followed. Right.
So I use a trouble card. That's a lot of that. Right. As long as I take the door, what else?
No, no, no. So anyway, I, uh, I get there. Well, who went with my bad money? Not that bad.
That's pretty cool. You actually came to Japan with my trouble card. No, no, no. Sheet like that.
No. No. No. So I get to grips, right.
And I had a week on the ground. That was the whole turnaround time. So I get there and I had the appointment rocked up in the morning and the lawyer said we got to get to that. I said, oh yeah, I said we made the appointment at the time.
I was going to be here. I got what's the problem? So we'll go from tomorrow. The conveyances are on strike.
I'm serious. And I said, okay, so you guys, till Christmas. This has been nothing wrong. So someone happens to, probably someone she goes, I don't happen.
I said for all of Greece she goes, yeah, nothing's going to happen. Okay. So she goes, so everything's going to happen. We can do this 24 hours today and before tomorrow lunch.
So I go, okay. So we go. So we go. So we go.
So we go. So we go. So we go. We go.
We go. We go. We go with paperwork. We're talking.
We're talking. Everyone's talking. And it's hard enough. We're speaking with you.
That's fine. But even as English speakers, when lawyers obviously get together, there's jargon involved. And even though we're speaking, which we may not comprehend. Or if you're in need of a bit of business.
Yeah. Like a nice lay person. And there's also that respect with one person talks to the other person. That's right.
Now I'm there in this conveyance's office. There's two lawyers. They're talking jargon in Greek. I understand.
I'm fluent in Greek, but I'm not fluent in legal jargon in Greek. So I'm just sitting there going, what the hell is going on. No one's waiting for the government to finish up. I'm just talking.
And I'm thinking, man, I'm going to get stitched up here. They're all cousins. No. But anyway, so by the end of it, they produce the contract.
And they just sit. So I just look for the figures to make sure the figures are what we agreed. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. I signed. The transfer came out. Signed.
And I had paid all the statutory fees in cash. I'm like that. Revenue is up. Well done.
So that was done. So then I could find a good register. Everything. But I hadn't paid for the property yet.
It's a pet site. It's a pet site. It's a pet site. It's a good way.
It's a good way. So they might have been all signed and done. Right. There's a lawyer signed.
I'm in the good way. It's a sad act. It goes, what a great country Greece is. It goes, where can you buy a property and have a register in your name without having paid for it yet?
So the register was done. It was done. So if we're in time, the transfer was done. So the property was in my name before I had even paid for it.
Right. And they said to me, just make sure you do the transfer soon. Right. Oh, the cash.
I was not that. I was not that. I was scratching my head and go, I see that. You're not stitched up.
The windows are thinking, I'm not stitched up. Well, the windows are in America. Oh, thank you. Right.
And I'm saying, say anyway. So I eventually did the transfer out in a couple of weeks. Oh, really? Yeah.
I thought it was then. No, no, no, no, no. Because I was waiting for the exchange rate maybe. I might be.
No, no, no. Anyway, it's been a bit of a good time looking at exchange rate. Yeah. It was like a real bad time.
I used to always buy shop glasses. Wherever used to travel. And we went to Puket. And we went to every fucking shop.
No fucking shop glasses. I found one shop. And then you start fucking borrowing. Yeah.
And you're borrowing your borrowing. You're like, what the fuck off? I left. I did not stop.
I did not stop. I did not stop glasses for six days. I saw that. I saw that in 50 cents.
No. My wife looks at you guys. You know you're arguing over fucking 20 cents. Yeah.
Oh wait. Yeah. So I walked back and you gave them the money, they were smiling. And we all.
And I was not the shop glasses. Some of you are saying you're saying you're saying you're having barley in the tissues. You're arguing over a couple of the seeds. You're going to know.
I'm going to get a trade to them. Yeah. But the shirts of a fairly major in time, two excels on eight two excels on two excels. You need two two excels on a few.
Oh, I'm paying Singapore. You're not sure? You said what size? I said large.
Right? You brought it out. I went to put on. And you guys, oh no, no, no.
This agent large. I got to remember, you saw me when I said large. You're following yourself for you. Yeah.
Yeah. I was a two excels on three. I really think everything between smaller than two excels is one size. In Asia.
In Asia. That's because you're a muscle shreds. Yeah. Yeah.
I'm not a pressure. I'm a bit of a slobster. Yeah. So that was the experience in Greece.
So it was fun. Now all you need is a project. I can't say that happened. It'd be great if I can't say that happened.
We brought up that podcast with the 20 stops when you worked out. Oh, yeah. For the fuel costs and all that. That's hilarious.
There's another way. That's 20 stops. Basically. Yeah.
Actually, draw draws and go to Yas. Oh, yeah. You brought that? Yeah.
So 20 yas. Right. Now. Yeah.
So you're going to go to the 20. No. You're going to go to the high. The fours.
It's not going to play. You're going to play a little bit more. Yeah. That could be an issue.
What is it? The Nr63. The VN. VN.
That's going back to his range. No. No. No.
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So there's a lot of people in the world who call me. Yeah. So, I was going to go to Pete George. No.
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No. No. You don't play rough like that's what I've done before. Oh, I've got this.
Yeah, so there's a barbell in the computer on the thing. You punch it like it's in. So usually you tend to put the bigger boys in front. And then the lighter ones are the back.
You punch it all in, and then it'll show you your graph if you're within the envelope. So in other words, if it was the four of us, you just got to form it once a lot of people. So I'd be at the front, and then you'd be yelling at the back telling me how the fuck it's the other guy. That's his guy.
You've got to be at the front. Yeah, they're doing it at the front. The fuck it's a big bollocks. Actually, I can sit on the lap and go down.
I'm not making a fucking films up there. No, I'm not making a fucking films up there. I did a flight once where we were coming out of magic, and we were pretty on the edge of the envelope because we bought a lot of wine. Oh, yeah.
And you didn't drink it all the way there? No, well, yeah. The box isn't put it in the airplane, put it in the right place, et cetera. But when I filled it, I shouldn't have filled it in the full tanks, but I thought, what the hell?
Just in case. Just in case, right? Of course it does. Yeah, so I had full tanks.
And I basically had to think, OK, I'll taxi at full reach to burn off a bit of fuel. So by the time I get on to my take off run, I mean, with the envelope. So you're doing like full runs just to get away, a few extra fuel burn just to get it to within the envelope. On the edge, though, right?
But it was OK. But I did have a bit of air-rability. So I can get the zero electric car. You still have another couple of cars here.
But you feel it. You feel it like you're taking off. Like a machine breaks. Well, you take off run, you know, like, so for example, you usually nose up, say, 76 knots, right?
And normally you'd say 100 cars, what's that? Yes, I'm about 100, 100, 10 cars. And usually you'll do that halfway down the runway, right? But when you sort of three quarters down, anything can't make you come up.
What station is like two, eight, we're all bored? Top down, every two quarters. If you have the nose up by three quarters, you hit the bike and hit the end of the year. But the envelope should tell you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It should still be right. Provided there's no obstacles at the end of the runway. But normally it's OK.
Yeah. I'm sorry to talk about that. No, I know. It's all right.