2.1 Homework

Okay so our first attempt at a show with all four of us, aka the Cucumber mail squad. At the beginning of each season we've decided to do, the who can find the best story game. We will let you folks decide. Tabitha may or may not be a witch but she's certainly boner ready. We start with the Roman curse tablet which we've discovered is just a gypsy mad libs scheme for the most part. Matt brings us Sir Francis Drake the rapper... or drummer... or maybe he was just the five gum guy. protector of his precious Drakes Drum A man so humble that he embodied himself into a drum that all one needs to do is beat his drum in death to bring him back to the world. However it's shocking no one has yet to call upon this drum.. So it just beats itself. Terah brings us the Lance of Long-ginas. It's in 2 pieces, 3 pieces, or maybe one pieces. Either way it sticky sticky stab stabbed grown baby Jesus. Jerusalem claims to have the tip. Matt believes they are ready cut those off. Tabitha brings to us the tale of Binnorias Harp. Just a little story about a girl that was murdered and turned into Harp... Welcome aboard Daddy. Secksual Jolacity or jealosuy we don't know which is which anymore. Monte also puts a little extra in..... https://www.patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable