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Did you hear what happened to Garfield the Bottlenose Dolphin? I don't think I'll ever get over that one. Spirit week is here! Don't go into the teacher's lounge on Wednesday. Look out FOR but don't look AT the escaped specimens as well as the hooded figures hunting them. This month's newsletter is in memory of Tyler Lockhart—RIP. Most of the music by David Petty (all of the GOOD music). Sound effects sourced from Zapsplat.com. This month's parody song is Creep (Half the Man I Used to Be): I mowed my lawn that day, when I saw a rake. I stepped onto the field, to remove the tool concealed. I waved at my neighbor, Dutch, then I heard the pop of a clutch. With my face down in a weed, my mower made a meal of me. In no time it wounded my hands and took half my spleen. But it took time to grind my bones into a fine white meal. I called for help, waving both my hands. But one got caught inside the mower wheel. I'm half the man I used to be. This I feel as my vision fades to grey. I'm half the man I used to be. Losing feeling in my extremeties. I'm half the man I used to be. Wish I'd kneeled instead of laid down by the rake. Well I'm half the man I used to be. Half the man I used to be. Feeling half expired, I turned into a crier. Tried to stand on up but fell on account of my stump. Dutch don't hear me shriek, I wish a neighbor would just creep. Won't someone find me, until then I'll lie in my pee.  ot a pirate hand, 'cause I like to steal.They hate me in RPGs 'cause I can't fight and heal.Take time with my hook hand 'cause it likes to feel. It likes to OH GOD THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE. I'm half the man I used to be. I still reel whenever I see a rake. I'm half the man I used to be. On halloween I match my hook with a peg leg. I'm half the man I used to be. I fly for cheap in my friend's carry-on duffle bag. I'm half the man I used to be. Half the man I used to be. While I took time to heal my glands, I watched a lot of TV. Rick Grimes let things get out of hand, and T-Dog became a meal. Rick's son shot his bitten mom, and made him cry out in pain, "Carl that kills people!" I'm half the man I used to be. My hook hand's sharpened steel affects my dating game. I'm half the man I used to be. Copping a feel only ever seems to maim. I'm half the man I used to be. I got the role in a Batman porno as Two-Face. Well I'm half the man I used to be. I'm half the man I used to be. I'm half the man I used to be.Please share this with anyone that you think may enjoy it. I don't know where to find my audience! :|