Start going. Bam! It's happening right now, bitches. It says off there though.
Hmm? This says off there. Oh, well, you have to refresh that screen. Alright.
Alright, here we go. Ah! We're live, bitches. It's me and Batman.
Yeah, Batman with me. So don't fuck around. This is, uh, some new show that I have with this is. This is some new badass jacket that you can get, that allows you to also be a robber.
You can be a bank robber, and you don't even have to wear a ski mask and look suspicious. You just, this is like a mask that comes with this fucking, this thing. Show the way. Show the way.
How tough is that? It turns into the hood. It's a hood, but it's a mask. So, it needs hard economic times.
Why is this? You got another version of it? Yeah, it's a little bit more than that. It's a little bit more than that.
It's more than that giant line of character. Oh, really? I don't know much about it. I don't know much about it.
I don't understand what you're about. Alright. What's up, bitches? How's everybody doing?
We got two things going on here. We got this, uh, this, um, Twitter thing. Well, you can, um, if you can Twitter your questions, we'll answer your questions from that. Or, if you go to my website, which is forums.jorogon.net.net.
I'm gonna fuck this. What's going on? These are questions. Some good ones.
How many bonkets tonight? We haven't taken any bonkets. We've only used a little pipe for some of the gaming. No bonkets, bitches.
That's Jones? That's Jones. That's what he's got. That's not really how he's got.
He doesn't do it. Somebody does it for him. Why don't we do it? Are they doing a really good job?
Get out the information. You mentioned what his ad. Christmas dinner was like. He had Charlie Sheen to talk about.
He had Terry's own to talk about. That's not how they connected with each other. Yeah. Who probably have something?
Well Charlie didn't do anything. It's the government doesn't want Charlie out there talking about 9-11. I'm half Joey Diaz. Half out of the house.
What was that? That's two highways, gentlemen. Two highways, gentlemen. This is ridiculous.
It's the weed that they have in California. It's just two goddamn strong ladies and gentlemen. It's medical. You can buy from a fucking store.
Shit is outrageous. In this train wreck. That's one of the best ones you can get. I don't want to tell you guys are living down it's uncomfortable.
I wish we were looking eye to eye on the same level. We're looking at eye to eye. We're looking at eye on the same level. We're looking at eye to eye.
We're looking at eye to eye. I feel weird looking up at that claim. Yeah, it's a small monitor there. Let's go to the roving board.
We're going to go to forums.gov.net to the official 1229 Ustream podcast thread where the questions are not limited to a gay 140 characters. If you think there will be one world government in our life, what do you think it will act and how do you think it will actually affect us? I think that's possible. It's very possible.
If they can get the money sorted out between all these fucking scumbags and run these world governments, yeah, they would all agree one gigantic system of government. The problem with one gigantic system of government is though, even though it would be harder for corruption, it would be also harder to keep people in line because you have to have enemies. You have to have the Turks hate the fucking Iranians hate the this hate of that. If you don't have that conflict, it's very difficult to keep people in line.
If we were all the United States of America, then we started arguing about money. We started arguing about taxes. We started arguing about one thing that makes it very difficult to do. But as far as giant international banks, they might already be in cahoots or close enough to one world government.
I mean, there might be a few that are really pulling the strings and running things. You don't be close to future if the government was just the internet. So you become one of the voters that's going on the message for voting. So we have legal insurance.
Vote now. That would be great. I mean, I would be like four to people by. Then people would hack it.
It's all good on paper, but anything you do on the internet now, like we do to play poker, you don't have to know if you play poker. That's a real dude. You can usually play on poker. I don't know what kind of programs they run, but it seems to me like at this point in time people can hack just about anything.
I mean, there's programs like, that's the problem with these drones they have. You heard about this? Those drones? These are hacking into the drones.
Like the airplanes, drones that check borders and stuff. Yeah, well, they'll just check borders. They launch missiles. They have these fucking things, these drones that shoot these things go hellfire missiles.
And they use them in Pakistan and all these places where we're not really supposed to be. And they just fly in and jack people. Well, the insurgents have figured out how to hack the code and actually view the monitor. It's crazy shit, man.
Speaking of crazy shit, I really do have to say shit. I'm playing this out best. I'm going to take a shit in bronze and answer questions. And that's a $29 program that they use just to hack our videos.
We have questions about the other bullet. I can answer questions you may have to do. There's a toilet in his office. What is your opinion?
Let's go to the back of Twitter. Joe doesn't make the extract listing packages. It's actually one of the products that's sold here in California. When you have a medical marijuana license, you can go to the store and they sell the list stream at the store.
It looks like list stream strips. So now he doesn't make them themselves. Joe has not seen Avatar yet. We're the last two people to see Avatar.
And we're supposed to see it this week. It's pretty annoying being at the last one to see it. Underwear bomber was staged. Any thoughts that did from the airplane?
Under coverage. The government, man. The government. The government.
Yeah. Joe just thinks he's a retard. I think Joe's you offered you one thing to say. I'm not going to all of these jobs.
You guys probably didn't hear that, but he thinks it's ridiculous how one guy did all of that. That's how bad her security is. Shit's all fucked up and that one dude. One guy.
One guy. Joe's not reading the chat on you stream. Joe is only doing the Twitter. If you have a message, Joe answered if you put on Twitter or Joe Rogan's website which is forums.JoeRogan.net.
He's taking a shit right now so he'll be right back. It's the coffee. Sorry. That's a box coffee.
Let's go back to the... Let me go read some messages on Joe's website. forum.JoeRogan.net. Joe would be right back.
Almost 300. Yeah. I have the dark Vader. Mark Eko.
Sweatshirt also. Yeah. The public that one's pretty sweet. I have realized though, it's pretty gay when you buy yourself.
And now with friends. But these sweatshirts. Here's the public that one. Oh.
Yeah. You know I think Mark Lamin had one of those awards. I think Mark Lamin had a comic book nerd and a jiu-jitsu. He teaches a lot of guys.
He's fighting the anime. World teaches his own uh jiu-jitsu. And he's a big video game junkie. He had a bubble cut.
Pretty dope. Alright. Questions. Questions from the Twitter world.
It's my Twitter group. I think it's a refreshment. I think it's the API thing against the menu. I'm going to close that and use the history one only.
Twitter on the screen. Let's go to the questions here. One of my back in Ireland. I'm not going to be back in Ireland until the US sees back in Ireland.
It's not financially feasible for me to make those trips without the UFC to the UK. But every time I'm there, if there's a show, if we're doing a USC in Ireland, for sure, I'll be doing it down to down to down to there. Take a good one. Take a good one.
Did you hear me take it up? It was so strong. I couldn't resist it. I knew I had to.
I didn't want to. I wanted to be able to just man up and push through the whole new stream. But I was like, I'm going to do a bad job because I'm going to be thinking about the dump abs take. So what were we talking about before I took off?
It was kind of point stuff. Uh, I think the one of the other things that happened. That was the first question. One world government our lifetime.
I don't know, man. I used to, I had a lot more faith before Obama got elected. I'll tell you that. I thought that maybe what we had was a corrupt situation and the Bush and chain were corrupt and that if we got somebody else in there, maybe they could straighten everything out.
But after Obama got elected, man, it became pretty clear to me that someone else beside the president, obviously, is pulling the strings. Obama didn't want to send more troops. Obama didn't want to go to Afghanistan to bring more people to Afghanistan. He wanted to pull out a Guantanamo Bay and close Guantanamo Bay.
They don't all that shit. But it's not, I don't think he gets to say what the fuck they do. Or he was just saying that kind of shit to get elected. The Bill Hicks joke comes to mind.
The Necapolitics is, I like the puppet on the right. I find the puppet to the left to be more than my liking. Hey, wait a minute. There's one guy holding both puppets.
I think it's right. What are you doing? It's not doing anything. I know, but you're just tracking shit.
I'm just pulling the screen. Moving the screen. I'm fucking psycho. He's a tweaker.
But not like the meth-kind. I'm like, yes, I'm a mess. I'm like, I'm a mess. I'm a mess.
He's kind of doing hacks into his registry to make his internet one KVH faster. You're one of those. You're one of those computers first came out. I had the friend that said he could hack into the library and get rid of all the do fees and stuff like that.
I was wondering if that was real. He was pulling it like that. Well, definitely there were some systems that you could hack into if you were a wizard. Well, Mitnick did a lot of shit with phone calls, right?
Didn't know that information from people. It wasn't even that he was like this great hacker. It was just kind of like a con man. So wait a minute, did you read that they just hacked the 21 year old code that scrambles our phone calls on cell phones?
So now, and the guy's the hacker's put it on the internet, so you don't have it. Of course, it's probably not going to happen to us any time soon. But now there's actually people that have the code to listen to your phone calls. Oh, shit.
That's just 21 year old code, like a 64 bit code. I think that's where the world is headed to. I think that's where I think that's the future. The future is there's not going to be any private information.
I think what we're seeing with this Tiger Woods thing, I think we're seeing the future of things to come. I mean, with him, it's obviously the celebrity. But the way that everybody is swarming after this information, me too, man. I can't fucking put down on us weekly.
If I see an ugly Tiger wins information, I can't fucking help it. Well, I think eventually there's not going to be any secrets. I think eventually we're going to get to a point where the way information is being distributed, it's changing the way we feel about information. I mean, it's a weird, with celebrities, it's one thing.
We're looking at it like, well, these are famous people. It's like they give up that right. Once you start putting yourself on the public eye, you give up that right to privacy. Well, eventually that's going to happen.
It's happening with Facebook accounts too. Girls are doing stupid shit. They're Facebook accounts. They get all the internet.
They go, well, she gave up her right when she put it on Facebook. It's like that new Google goggles where you can just take a photo of anything and it figures out what it is and then searches it for you. So you can now go to a, if you see a can of pop, you can take a picture of it and notice what it is, Google's it. It's starting to get where you can do flowers and plants and anything.
So pretty soon everything's going to be Google search. So there is no privacy. So while I'm here, you know what I mean? Yeah.
I mean, eventually I'm sure that shit is going to make it so into your house. Well, it's already this Google goggles came out on the Android. No, I mean, you'll be able to search someone's house. Oh, yeah.
Take a photo and you'll be able to go, oh, this guy lives at 97 Woodcrest Road in Columbia. Right. Five years ago, you put a picture on your Facebook, a Christmas photo that has like your bookshelf in the background. Now, present day, that's going to start researching every single book that's on your shelf and it's going to put in a database somewhere and GPS location.
You know what I mean? So like when you're searching for something, you're going to be like, oh, Joe has that book at home. I think what's happening with Twitter and what's happening with Facebook and what's happening with the internet in general is there's way more connectivity between all human beings. And a part of that is access to information.
So information is not going to be left. It is now. It's not going to be private. I think eventually technology will come to the point where the line will be absolutely impossible and you will know everything that everybody else knows.
And everyone's going to try to hold back on it for a while because people have a lot of dirty secrets. They do a lot of creepy shit. But I think ultimately it's probably going to be good for everybody. I do think that that's where we're headed.
I think we're headed to a point where everybody has access to all the information that everybody else has. And not just like going to the internet and search for it, not like in the rudimentary way we have to actively look for it. I think it's going to be right there. I think there's going to eventually get to a point where there's some sort of technology that's created that allows human minds to interface with other human minds.
I think that that's definitely where this is all going. I mean, when there's talk of neural implants and all these different things, people think that's all crazy. But that's a small step from where we are in comparison to where we were just a couple hundred years ago. I mean, a couple hundred years ago, the fastest motor transportation was riding a fucking animal.
Think about that. You had to ride 300 years ago. The fastest shit on land is to ride an animal or have an animal pull you behind something with wheels or sleigh. You have a sleighs camera.
No, guys can. No way. Not of course. This guy's an idiot.
I'm going to do this. But I mean, think about what Abonumenta did between the Transference of Information today in 2009 and in 1709. I mean, think about what we can do right now. We can send a fucking picture across space, send it through the air, and it literally arrives.
I mean, if I have a friend in the UK and I want to send him a picture in a text message, I can take the picture and send it. And it gets to him. Whoop, just like that. I mean, that's fucking incredible.
I mean, it literally will get there in seconds. We don't even, we can't even fathom how nuts that is because we do it all the time. What's coming next is going to make that seem like riding a horse. That's what's happening.
That's what I think is happening. That's what I think is this whole, this rush for information that everybody has. This insane desire that human beings have for the newest, greatest, latest technology. Even when you don't need it.
People are always trying to pump up their computers. The other reason why you need to pump up computer really is to play video games. Or if you're a crutching video, like he needs stuff like that. When he makes videos, just for raw computing power.
But the average person does it. It's not crunching video. We go to wall and computers in general. You really don't need, even like the fastest computers now, the programs, the video programs are even.
That's why everybody's into those little netbooks. Those netbooks are shit. Except for watching like HD videos. Right.
That sucks. You can't load a CD into it either. Yeah, but that technology is like talking about the floppy drive, the floor, the floppy drive left. Like CD games and DVDs are helping.
They're even blue raised. Have like such a small shelf life. Do you think it's ever going to get to a point where bandwidth will be so broad and like mobile functions, like laptops and phones, like those little mobile cars. It'll be so powerful, it'll be just like your home.
Oh, it's totally. It's going to be all that pretty soon. So it'll basically be like everything will be broadband. Do we even know what the fuck that is doing to human beings?
You know? Like they're talking about cell phones causing radiation and you know. One week they say it's bad, one week they say it's okay. Well, I think that it's possible that that's like altering human beings.
It's just giving kids autism probably. It might be that. It might be that. It might also be fucking with bees.
There's been speculation that it's been fucking with bees. And there's also been speculation that some crazy virus have read that as well. But there's also speculation that Wi-Fi signals and cell phone signals that it fucks with bees ability to transmit. We did a thing for Fear Factor once with bees, man.
And it was a fucking trip because this guy was a beekeeper and he had all these bees that he brought with him. So the stunt was these dudes, they had to be strapped to this pole, they strapped them to the pole, and then we'd cover them with bees. And they had to stand up with five minutes. They were going to fuck up because every now and then the bees were arguing or something.
They'd stand the dude and it was bad. Like they got stung up. They had to get out of bees and carry out bees and carry out bees. A local swarm of bees came in.
So RBs and their bees were talking it out. We had to back up. Everybody had to get out of the set. We had to close out the set.
We had to close out the set. We had to close out the stunt. And everybody had to move back. And the beekeeper saying, you know, a local band of bees has moved in.
I forget what he calls them. I didn't call them a hive or a hive. But that's like a, no. I don't know.
Whatever. A local band of bees had moved in to sort it out with these bees. So RBs and their bees were just this fucking swarm in the sky. And then we're fighting.
They were just talking. Like, so what's up? What's up? You know, looking for your vector.
We got some twos and Elon Musk's couple of bees and shit. They were like working out what was going on. And then they resolved their differences and the local bees went a separate way. And then his bees stayed.
Was it like a black cloud? Yes, it was a big fucking cloud of bees in the air. And the bees were communicating. Where's your cell phone?
Where's your phone? Is it back in the day? No. We had a press four times to get it as if.
You remember how bad the Motorola was working? Like the F15 was? Yeah. But, so what we, they wonder if that's fucking with bees.
If our cell phone signals never being a fucking with bees. It could be, it also you know a lot of speculation about autism is the age of the parents and that the winner having babies like in their 30s and 40s and that increases the risk. A lot of people talk about that, that's very, very possible, it makes sense man. You know when we're just older and smarter and we look at it now and we say well God you know how stupid would it be to have a kid in your 18 year idiot, which is absolutely true, but when you're an 18 year old idiot your genetics are much stronger and you could have a kid in the kid probably wouldn't be as fucked up.
I mean the reality is even though we're lengthening our lifetimes with nutrition and science and we're figuring out a way to make people live longer, really people aren't supposed to live much longer. You know back in the day if you live 50, holy shit you pulled off an amazing thing, you know but not anymore. Now people are going to be 110 and you have some buster still only 62 years old and you're getting shredded, you know things are getting very strange now. That's why guys are smart, they're just not 18 year old girls.
Yeah, I mean 18 year old girls would definitely give you the better genetics. The real question though is do you get anything other than like hair, color, eye, color, personality, do you get learned experiences and is it better off to have a parent with a lot of experiences? Are those experiences transferred through DNA? Because they didn't used to think it was.
They used to think that ideas were only they were native to the person who had the idea but now they're starting to think that memes can actually be transferred through genetics and that useless traits, even like racism, racism can be transferred through genetics. And it kind of makes sense because there's a lot of things that we have inside our genetics and our instincts that are basically ancient learned things like like resters do named Rupert Sheldrick. Rupert Sheldrick is like this evolutionary biologist dude and he pointed out that children that live in New York City, they don't have dreams about their lives. They don't have dreams about like muggers or car accidents.
They have nightmares about monsters about scary monsters. And the reason they have nightmares about scary monsters is because back in our heads somewhere deep in our DNA, we remember back when we were like monkeys, when we were these little apes hanging around in trees and you're running away from big cats. And that shit is always in our head because that's like the number one thing that was fed off of chips and apes is big cats. But cats are constantly killing monkeys and chips and apes and that's like when they find like old human beings, like the evolutionary versions of human beings, some human hominoids, they find all their skeletons, like a lot of them have like big fucking cat bites, big markings.
So that's like a memory that we have ingrained in our genetics and whoever the fuck we are. It's very possible that if you're like 18 years old and you know you fucking chick and she's 18, you're both retarded. You're gonna have a dumb ass kid. I mean that might not just be your hair color and your eye color and how tall you're gonna be.
It might be your actual experiences and your human potential. Like that second. Yeah. Maybe if you're a loser, like if you're a fucking drunk, if you get hammered and you're fucked up and your life is in the toilet and you know you bang some chick who's on the rebound and your old boyfriend needs to beat her and you shoot a load in her.
Maybe a kid would be just like really fucking dumb and prone to make terrible mistakes. I mean maybe he can get past it but maybe his inclination. Like maybe we start off in a certain place in life not just based on the economic situation our parents are in and who the people we grow up with and what are our... Maybe it's our position starts out based on what the parents were thinking and doing when they fucked and conceived you.
Like maybe if that's the lowest point in their life, you, not even because of the way they raised you, they can take you away and raise you in an orphanage somewhere totally different. But your potential is limited by the circumstances in which you were conceived. Is it possible? Maybe.
I don't think we have any idea so I think anything's possible. You know I don't think... But it's very obvious that there's a bunch of different types of humans. There's like super powerful, super successful, super smart humans and there's really fucking dumb people.
And there's a percentage of your brain being used. I think people use more brain than other people and I think it's such a small percentage but even that. Yeah maybe. That's the real way to become a superhero.
Find out how to use 100% of your brain. But isn't that bullshit? I've heard that that's bullshit. I've heard that's bullshit.
I've heard that we don't get it up. I mean when they go it up it shows that... Yeah but that's not what that part is for. You know I think that whole human beings don't use 10% of their brain.
I think that's a myth. They don't know exactly what every part of the brain is for. It's like they're still like, it's like, you know, it's like charting out the bottom of the seat. There's a lot of shit they still haven't figured out yet.
Alright we'll see if any of you motherfuckers are smarter than us and have answers to all these things that we're talking about. It is weird when you see like a human brain on TV and you're just like, that's somebody. That's a person. That's a fucking thing.
That's crazy. It doesn't make any sense. It's nuts. Alright this Twitter is blowing the fuck up ladies and gentlemen.
No you're not talking about Twitter. I spoke Twitter on. I spoke Twitter on? I spoke Twitter on?
I spoke Twitter on? Oh. I did. Should I fix that?
No. Who cares? You know what I'm talking about? Yeah.
You know what man? The scanner darkly is something that I bought a long ass time ago. I got it on DVD and I just never got to run a watch on it. I tried to watch it.
Anti-Chris. Why did you stop? I remember. It just wasn't that interesting.
You hear that shit Chris? What the fuck I said wasn't interesting. You're recommending it and here's he saying it's whack. Can't read it.
Can't read it's tough action. Is there ever been a guy that more universally panned as an actor but more incredibly successful? I know. I mean he blows him up a fucking charge.
Oh here's something I needed to say. They actually found a How to Playboy article this month that there was a Roadhouse video game being made a few years ago at the company who went bankrupt. A Roadhouse video game? Yeah.
It's like the Patrick Swayze movie. Yeah. That's the greatest bad movie ever. It's right up there with showgirls.
If you haven't seen Roadhouse, I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you. If you haven't seen showgirls, drop this chat and either download it or go to the video store and do something. You've got to watch showgirls. Showgirls is awesome.
Just a quick section of the movie where the people who are doing the movie were just gagged out of their fucking minds on cocaine and they made a terrible movie that makes no sense and it's so bad that it's good. It's like perfect. It's just one of those movies that just perfectly crosses over into parody to the point where you can watch it over and over and over again. I've only seen it twice.
Showgirls are awesome. Showgirls and Roadhouse are both basically the same movie. They're both movies where it's like they got people that were just full of themselves enough and just underestimating intelligence of viewers enough and just hack enough and just follow the dumbest formula lines possible. The difference between Roadhouse and showgirls though is that Roadhouse seems to be raw stupidity on its own whereas showgirls is the most obvious cocaine movie of all time.
Because it's just so dumb. You had to be on coke to think that was a good movie. If you made that movie and you weren't on coke you would watch the daylist and be like what the fuck are you doing? What are we doing?
What is this movie? But if you're on coke you're like yeah that's fucking awesome. You got a line? What was your bit?
I'll tell you how to say it later. Which one? It has something to do with like would you even be able to see it yet because you know the human brain hasn't seen it yet. Oh no it's my theory about how we believe that everything around us is everything there is.
Right. And I talk about farts and what I say is that if someone farted and you didn't have a nose you'd have no idea if something was going on. Oh no no I'm talking about something you used to say a while ago something like you were kind of saying like how are you even able to see it? Because our brain hasn't seen it yet.
Like the tiger. The tiger that was running like you would be able to even watch that because I think your brain starts producing something. I think it was about the pyramid or something. You had a thing where you talked about like they even be able to see it because their brain's never seen it before.
I don't think so man. That's not my act. I think you're thinking of there's a part in the movie The Secret where those retards claim that or what the bleak do we know? I think they were looking like they said the Indians couldn't recognize the boats.
That's what I'm saying. My act is the part about who knows and you have to be smart fart and this is for the people watching us. This is the idea is that we don't have any idea if there's more around us all the time that we can't sense. And it's very possible there is.
And what I say is the fart theory. And the fart theory is if someone farted and you couldn't smell it you have no idea there's something around it. It's totally completely invisible. But if someone farted you fucking smell it.
But if you didn't have a nose you'd be just sitting in someone's stench. How do we not know that there are an infinite amount of things that we just can't detect? And that smell even though we can't attack this for biological reasons. You know it's no gas.
You know it's dangerous for you. You smell fire. Get away. There's a reason why we have a sense of smell.
It's good for us. But what if we didn't? It would be an invisible thing. And it's just our imagination that limits the possibilities of how many other invisible things there are around us all the time that we can't detect.
There's all sorts of animals like worms. You take your hand and you roll it over and you know above a worm. You have no idea you're there. You have no idea.
It's very possible that if that exists in nature that there's also some shit like that with human beings. It's very possible that we are constantly, like the idea of dimensions. Dimensions might be dimensions of perception. We just might not have the ability to perceive all these other things that are around us all the time.
I mean that could be like bad energy like you go into a house. Many people told stories that you go into a house where people have been murdered and they could feel it. They could feel a fuck up energy in the house. Like that might be real shit.
You know like we don't have a name for it and we're not good at detecting it. We call it a sense or a feeling. That might be real energy that you're detecting. We're just not evolved enough to the point where we can really tune into it yet.
Why is it that we like aren't smelling our own fire? It's not somebody else's fire. My fire is delicious. You think it's just like I don't know.
You think we would enjoy it if we made ourselves. If you forced yourself to smell my parts and enjoy it. You'd have to be one of those sick dudes that wax off the fart porn. There's dudes that do that.
There's dudes that like that. That's real. I've never heard anybody who likes their buddies' farts. That's weird though.
It's amazing. Meanwhile, I enjoy my own fart. I love my car. If you're in your car and you feel a hot one and you do this, you step more.
When I'm in the shower, I cut my hand or I'm ass. I call it Donald Duck. It makes it Donald Duck points. When I fart and it doesn't smell, I'm always disappointed.
Yeah. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
It's worse. Yeah, but somebody else farts on a plane. You're like, oh, you motherfucker. I can't believe you did that.
Why is that? We should love it. It smells the same. It's not like your fart smells different than mine.
Well, with our farts, I think we get a little reward. Like, oh, you're getting all this bad stuff out of your body. But with other people's farts, it's like, oh, you stinky fuck. It's not the same reward.
Is there any other smells that do that? I don't like to smell my shit. I don't like that. I tell you that.
I don't like that. When I take a nasty dump, get me out of that room. When I go back in, I go to get some toilet paper. Oh, what the fuck?
That was my shit. I don't like it. But that's fine, man. You ever have shit outside?
You ever have to take your shit out of your woods? That's the worst. Because there's no water in it. It's just a steamy, stinky fucking dump on the dirt.
It smells horrible. Nobody ever sniffing their pile of shit and getting all happy about it. It makes no sense. It doesn't make any sense.
What is the evolution of a reason for that? What is the reason? It's probably like a cure of AIDS, somewhere in that. Something.
I'm not going to research on farts. What do you think about all these dudes and there's a bunch of scientists online? What is that? There's just one guy that's at the head of the cause, Peter Dusberg.
They're all saying HIV does not cause AIDS. HIV is a very weak virus and the only reason why HIV exists in the systems of these people that have AIDS is because their immune system is so compromised that it can't kill off HIV. I think it's really weird that most of the people that have AIDS are drug users and gays. They're going to have something to do with the immune system.
But then you can get fucking what's the name of basketball player that had fake AIDS. That's the other thing is that people test negative after a while. The rich people. And then it goes into a dormant stage.
Yeah, I mean, Magic Johnson and AIDS, now he's doing like Mattress commercials. Right. It's like crazy. Why do you do Mattress commercials?
He didn't get a lot of money on AIDS medicine. Yeah, I think, I don't know man. I guess they probably pay him money in sposse. He's still got a good name.
How much Mattress is there? You're going to sell his payback. How many more of these basketball players and all these dudes who you know are out there just fucking banging chicks left and right? They must be freaking out about this Tiger Woods shit.
This Tiger Woods shit will throw a monkey wrench into your endorsement deals. You're like a Michael Jordan type of dude. Like that's like where those guys make the bulk of their cash is in endorsements. That's why this is so dangerous to Tiger Woods.
It's not that Tiger Woods can't go out there and still kick ass and go off and say fuck you. I don't do whatever I want. He can, but he can't because the endorsements is where he gets all his cash. Well, look at Letterman.
Same thing. It's like he's blowing up this year. He doesn't. No, it doesn't suck.
It's what I was talking about before. I think what we're seeing in celebrities is mirrored is going to be mirrored as human beings. We're seeing more access to information. We're seeing less secrets.
I think it's a trend. I think it's a trend because I think that's eventually what the human race is going to come to. It's going to come to a point where there's not going to be any secrets. That's a good thing.
There's going to be full information that goes from you to me and everyone. What it is is the convergence of all human beings. That's what's going to start to ignite the convergence among all human beings. It's going to be full access to information.
I know everything in your head. You know everything in my head. It's pretty weird. It's pretty fucking crazy.
That's where it's going. It's going through technology. This is what the internet's about. This is what Twitter's about.
This is what this Ustream trash is about. This is what all the shit is about. It's about a convergence of human beings. Human beings are eventually merging into one thing.
That's the whole ancient line in Eastern mysticism and each Eastern religion is that we are all one consciousness, like the Bill Hicks joke experiencing itself subjectively. The tautily radiology, the ideology of all the psychedelic heads, all the people that really got into heavy-duty psychedelic drugs, that is just one thing. We can't recognize that we're one thing because we have ego, we have survival, we have all these things, but that our technology and the technology forcing us to evolve, the access to information that technology provides eventually will cause human beings, all human beings to converge and literally be one consciousness. If I know all your thoughts, I know all your information and we have an access to it, an interface that's much less proven than what we have now with typing and with researching or watching documentaries, what if it's like an instant access, a human neurotransplant, something that allows all of us to link up our minds together.
That's not that outside the realm of possibility. That to me seems just as likely as the ability to send a picture through the internet on your phone. That's just as fucking crazy, but you can send video through the air and you can watch a YouTube video on your iPhone, you're like, what the fuck? I mean, it's just coming through the air and you put the headphones on and it's in stereo, like, what?
That's going through the fucking sky. It's just as likely that human beings are eventually going to come to some sort of a technological invention. Something, we've got to come to something that allows all human beings to interface together. It might be through this thing, it might be something you put on and everybody else has it all on all links in together, or it might eventually become something you put in your body, or it might be something they broadcast through the fucking air that links people together.
I just can't wait until it gets cheaper to be able to upgrade your body parts. Like, I want to have better idols. I want ninth vision, I want to have fucking Twitter. I want to be sure about that woman that they made her a new bladder.
Yeah, they made her own new bladder. They took her own bladder. They scraped the cells together. Yeah, they grew it as, I don't know if it's stem cells.
Yeah, it's just, yeah, it's just, yeah, it's just, yeah, it's just, yeah. I know they grew a new bladder for her in a fucking Petri dish and that's all in their body. That's crazy. You know, the bladder's just kind of a bad for piss, but that's going to happen with other shit too, man.
Eye transplants are crazy too, though. That's amazing. You can imagine Jessica, my friends' uncle died, and they donated their eyes and helped somebody see, that canal seed. And they got a letter just to let you know your uncle's eyes were donated to so-and-so person who can now see, and they get sent him a whole letter, so you can imagine somebody who knows dead now, but their eyeballs are still being used.
That's incredible. That's like a nightmare. That's like a horror movie, right? Like, why I heard about, I was thinking, I was listening to our bell show, about some lady who donated her, she got a liver from somebody in the operation, and immediately after the operation she started having cravings for what other dude you like.
Are you serious? That's fucked up. Yeah, cravings you never had before and then she found out that dude looked really like to eat this certain type of thing. Very strange.
I wonder if you got a butt transplant, if you like that person's heart, if you like your own heart still, if you got somebody else's butt. People might ask the weirdest questions, Dawkins 20, look at this. Bill Hicks, the comedian, how are they the same guy? What the fuck are the questions about?
What does that mean? That doesn't mean anything. How are they the same guy? He's one guy.
How are they the same guy? What? Alex Jones is Bill Hicks. This is people believe Alex Jones is Bill Hicks.
I'm friends with Alex Jones, they're not the same guy. Isn't that retarded? These people cannot be serious. It just has to be a joke.
It's an internet mean. Right. If you guys are being serious about that, you guys are fucking retarded. Yeah, let's be so.
Alright, let's go to some questions here. Magic Johnson's bought the cure for AIDS. Yeah. Magic Johnson's got a great South Park episode too.
That's what I love that. There was no other South Park episode than the one where the gay dude had a whore off with what was the shelter of his ass. I remember watching that go, how do they get away with this? You don't pass on circumstances, but you can pass on the psychic ability to create them.
Alright. Alright, Christine M. Velez. How do you know that?
Do you really know that? Or are you just saying maybe? Maybe that's what's happening. But you don't know.
The psychic ability to create them. Have you ever met anybody that says that they're a channeler or says that they're slightly that isn't a fucking retard? Have you ever met anyone? I don't believe any of them.
Every time they do it, they're like a fucking scam artist. Yeah, I've never met one person that says they're a psychic or says they can channel that isn't retarded. They're all retarded. But then it's like almost like do you have to be retarded to be able to do that?
Maybe you have to be like some sort of person that can you're so socially inept. You're so clueless to have other people perceive you that you can achieve certain frequencies that other people can't. Is that possible? Anything's possible.
Can I get Alex Jones on Opie and Anthony? I don't think so, man. I don't think that's a good idea. I saw a little Jimmy.