2 Nephi 02 F**k You, Cl*on Sk**sen

Smith introduces us to a very unlikable version of JS. Joe assures Smith that all sorts of women must be attracted to him. Smith concludes that it's difficult to be single as well as in a relationship. Joe tries to flex his BSA knowledge. Smith plays a similarly unlikable version of Joe in a reenactment of a phone convo with Joe’s dad. Smith wants to watch Encino Man (1992) instead of reading the BOM.  Smith is curious about the baldness scale. Joe remembers hearing a wonderful round of FMK with the 1st presidency on the Once Upon a Mormon podcast. Joe reads a message from a listener about the sexy merits of drisilque garments. Smith remembers doing a FB check-in on his mission trainer who remains an ###hole. Joe has a tech issue and apologizes for it. Smith delights Joe with Slingblade Lehi. The guys reiterate that they know that they say shi**y things sometimes when they’re trying to be funny. They don’t mean to offend, but they’ve been offended. Lehi shows up to tell us a sacrament story from Smith’s youth. Joe challenges some of the logic from the chapter about righteousness = happiness. Also, punishment is a good thing in the BOM. Michael Ballam shows up as Lucifer to threaten having control. Unlikable JS shows up again to remind everyone that they have to do what the BOM says or they will be miserable.    Once Upon a Mormon Podcast- https://www.audible.com/pd/Once-Upon-a-Mormon-Podcast/B09YMNQGFS  Neutral Milk Hotel - You've Passed https://youtu.be/Sody5nHbQk4  The Black Hammer https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Black_Hammer  it's free real estate https://youtu.be/yNxPVj0hejg    Email us at [email protected] Music Provided by Eric VanAusdal with permission from the artist. The Book of Mormon is publicly available at churchofjesuschrist.org    Remember who you are and what you stand for