2 Nephi 06 The True Order of Prayer Mantis

Just a head’s up that in this episode, the guys talk about FLDS (and LDS) prophets taking on child brides. The guys start out expressing some frustrations about their preoccupation with sex. Joe questions whether it was brought up as much as it feels like it was, but he still thinks the effect is that it feels like it was brought up all the time. The guys are still bummed that they can’t get gay married in the LDS temple yet (ps- they’re not gay, which makes them think they have a greater chance of it happening). Joe talks about watching Keep Sweet Pray and Obey (2022) on Netflix. Joe realizes that he’s not breaking any new ground, but he wants to point out that there are some pretty big similarities between Jeff Warren and JS. Smith tries his impression from FG, it’s not a pleasant character. Joe teases a youtube video about an upcoming chapter. The video features John BTW, and someone else that Joe mistakes for Elohim. Easy mistake? Smith is excited about The Rehearsal (2022) which is a Nathan Fielder series streaming on HBO. The guys talk about some of their favorite moments from Nathan For You (2013) which was on comedy central. It can be pretty painful to watch, but there is a heart in there somewhere. It’s quite a mini love-fest for NF.  What do the guys do during the break? Stare. Joe visits the corrections department about Meshach Taylor. The guys take a minute to mock the idea that the BOM is an historical record for the Jewish people. Smith remembers a news story about Rusty donating a pretty large chunk of money to the NAACP. Smith gets a little confused (or maybe Joe’s confused) about letters. Jacob comes in hot in this chapter, even though he sounds a lot like Nephi, and/or JS. Joe tries to gross out the listener with nursing and licking sounds.  Joe was distracted by a cicada outside of his window but he didn’t lose a chance to tell this praying mantis dad joke. Smith helps elevate everyone to the idea of the true order of praying mantis. Smith points out how Nephi (JS) is being shitty about how easy it is to understand Isaiah from the OT. Are you not being all-the-way obedient to JS’s God? What do you expect, love??? God (JS) makes some pretty terrifying threats in this chapter. Joe has a suggestion, like a BOJ-level suggestion, for how the lord can make us drunk on our own blood.    Stephen Paul Taylor Everybody knows shit's fucked https://youtu.be/xJ7JseIxgX4  John Bytheway Discovers 2 Nephi 7 and Isaiah 50 with Darryl https://youtu.be/GlfQ8DjshqQ  Nathan for you lie detector https://youtube.com/shorts/qqQK670BJnE?feature=share  Thin Watermelon https://youtu.be/r3-Y31ONZuI  Radio Hosts During the Commercial - Key & Peele https://youtu.be/vvvMb1cY0EU  ‘Transformational partnership’ — LDS Church donating nearly $10M to help Black Americans https://www.sltrib.com/religion/2021/06/14/lds-church-donating/  True Order of Praying Mantis- https://ibb.co/Qd3cf1g    Email us at [email protected] Music Provided by Eric VanAusdal with permission from the artist. The Book of Mormon is publicly available at churchofjesuschrist.org    Remember who you are and what you stand for