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I asked my daughter to net. What would you rather have if I had to get rid of one either YouTube or regular TV? Which one would you get rid of? And she said regular TV without hesitation.
Like, not even thinking about it. And I was like, why? So I would YouTube is more important because I mean, if I get rid of TV, how do you get your news? It's like, cool.
What? What, you get your news on YouTube? I guess you can't get your YouTube. You can get everything on YouTube, bro.
I never thought about that. I like the little watch. I'm a goofy fan on YouTube. So I guess I just never thought about getting like real smart shit.
But YouTube has a lot of good shows. I mean, not like TV shows on it, but like a few like sports shows. Like if you don't want to watch ESPN, let's say you're a cult fan. You want to hear about the cults.
I'm going to be on YouTube. There's a lot of good content on YouTube. Kids heard about, well, who's show? Mace and Cameron.
Are they all showing YouTube? How did they get? How did they get? I might know they're both from New York or whatever.
And I guess they're all real. But they just seem like the odd pair. Is it Mace still of the cloth or something? No, no, no, no.
Really? He wasn't at the cloth. You know, Mace and Cameron started wrapping together. Yeah.
So, right. Yeah. So, I'm saying, just to my own. I just thought, I'm still a pastor, I'm still a pastor, I'm a pastor, I'm a pastor, I'm a pastor, I'm a pastor.
No, no, no. So, as a pastor, does it expire or something? Or like, how do you not? How do you undo pastor?
Like, how do you even stop? I think you just fall out of love with the Lord, I think. Come on, man. Damn, look at that.
That's... I don't think we're saying he doesn't love God anymore, right? I'm just saying, I was guessing he's not the same. I don't know.
He'll be saying, bitch, nothing, right? You ain't even got to show a camera, because I'm not going to drop a bitch. I figured he was. That's what I'm saying.
So, he'll be saying, bitch, in the name of the... I mean, I don't get it, what is it? You can't say, bitch, in the name of the L. I don't know what he's doing.
His bitch in the Bible sings. They don't know. I read the Bible ten years ago. I read the Bible about thirteen years ago.
I see bitch in there. I don't make a prose in like... No, I'm gonna first read the Bible. Did he say it?
Yeah. I froze. I froze. Okay, he back.
You froze technically? You froze like in the sense that you froze up. Nah, it's a connection problem. Oh, okay.
What do I say? What do I voice? What do I voice? What do I say?
What do I say? Oh, man, I want you in the club. There's a peep-hop and chicken ass in the club. Okay.
That was up. All right. Well, we're back for another week. Back to back.
Amen. Hallelujah. It's been good. Man, it's a blessing, man.
Happy April, everyone. Happy second quarter of the year. So, how's everybody been doing? How was your first quarter of the year?
How was the first three months, man? We here? We could be alive. We're in our right mind and faculty.
How y'all been? Cooler, man. We just talked last week, though. Like...
We're five thousand one, man. How are you? How are you? How are you?
Five cents. I don't want to find it. You are a mess. Oh, that's a good one.
Now you're working. I got emails. Oh, yeah. I didn't even know you had any.
I didn't even know you had any. I'm going to check it out. So, something. Cool, then it worked.
That's it. That's what's up, man. Great. Anything happen?
Exciting over the past week, guys? I'll tell you what happened to me. Let's get it. I got stood up by our line brothers.
We were supposed to hang out last week. Everybody's like, oh, we in town? We in Orlando, Chef. Let's get up.
Let's get up. Hey, gosh. Hey, you want some bowls? No, man.
It's fucked up. Why? It's not like they did some criminal major. That's true.
So Steve. Live here. I think, Steve and forever, I got to live 15 minutes away. I'm going to be lying on that so much.
Steve doesn't have a tax bracket compatible when a lot of niggas don't see you. But you're bringing your dog. So it's because I'm poor. That is.
Because I was trying to get up with us. I was like, all right we can sit at drinking and watch a game or something. Just talk about life. What kind of cigar did you offer him?
A nice cigar's my house. I have a full human door. I have a little what was the nice cigar call? Yeah, a little thing.
Oh, it's a leaver. I got a leaver's a good. It's a good cigar. Is that because they made it?
How about I say, is that good for rich names? I don't know. I'm telling you, it's a Steve got a full human door in his home. Right.
It's not the same. Steve only felt like a fat man. If it was a guy got a latin name on it, a leaver sounds very like a dick bill. And then it would sound like a cigar.
No, it sounds like a dick bill. Oh, fuck both of you. It's not a cheap cigar. It's still a good cigar, either way.
You don't want to keep going. Don't smoke a leaver if you take nitrates for chest pain. Oh, but yeah. So he lived here.
He was in town with his family for a shoot. I'm not computer buddy. Oh, he plugged every gen there. He's plugged in, but it's just not doing what it's supposed to do.
He had to come to class prepared. But yeah, so. Yeah, I lose game in there. Right.
Go get your cable. Get your cord so you could plug in. No, it's plugged in. It's not doing what it's supposed to do.
Anyway, so Steve lives here. He's he was here for Universal Studios, and Mike Lip was here for a conference. So we're supposed to get up, I guess, on Wednesday, but everybody was like, now we're recording a podcast. We go to school.
We can just do Thursday. It's like, sweet, let's put together a plan. I text everybody early in the day. Let's go to the cigar spot.
Maybe you go somewhere else and get a bite to eat, whatever. And you're like, OK, not much of a response. I was like, oh, it's going to happen. So I'm like, you know, getting in this shower, getting ready to go later in the evening.
Steve Green post, sorry, Steve post. I'm not coming. I had to work all day. It's cool.
It should happen. The thing you never want to see me. So it's fine. So I was like, I was like, I'm text everybody.
Yeah, I mean, getting ready to go. Doesn't it go for those two? Yeah, well, honestly, I forgot. I don't think you can.
But we also, my lip was already sketchy on the plan before he went out. And he said he was out of time. So we know that nigga wasn't about to be there. Why?
It has me submerged a nigga's name. I love the podcast. Like, full ass, like, go big day. But I mean, it's just a famous thing.
Your first name, your last name, unless you got a nickname, unless you have a nickname, your first name, your last name is your first name. And is that a famous thing? Or is that? So how long did you think that story was going to be?
Because I started the stopwatch. Because I was going to stop him at three minutes. He was already, he was at like one minute and I'm 58 seconds. That was all stop.
And Sam, like, was going to be at least a 6-7 story. Because he started talking about, like, when they get to tell stories, they talk about every single aspect of the story. Like, all right, man, because I've gotten a shower. And the water was hot.
And I dropped my watch clothes. I had to go get my watch clothes. And I was like, I'm like, damn, I just wiped a watch off. Like, I'm just trying to get to the meat and potatoes of the story.
It was over here. And then you asked the nigga for more specifics. So they just like, oh. Yeah, he was coming for Universal Studios.
But you know, this was the third time coming out of that. This fucking store was going to be for Ammer. It's the car that I'm going to be with. But now, if you go into the mouth, that would be a little bit cheaper.
I know what that was. Oh, man. So, Jay, don't just take us into the first topic. OK, well, hey, these people are mad about it.
I think that's what that nigga usually does. They ain't speaking mad about it. So we had the women's final, not final four, the women's final. Incidentally, final basketball game.
It was Iowa against LSU. LSU became victorious. And there was a lot of backlash because the first lady, Mrs. Biden, was like, oh, I feel like both teams played well.
We should invite both teams to the White House. Well, you know what? Let's get put in the car for the horse. White people were mad because at the end of the game, Reese, which is the star of LSU team, was doing this.
If you commented the scene up, but it's really, what's the nigga from Gene Le, Tony Yeo? The Tony Yeo, right. Hands in the face. You can't see me shit.
So the white girl, what's the name? Caitlin, what's the name? Caitlin. Caitlin, what's the name?
Caitlin, whatever. Anyway, the white girl just called like Steph Curry. She had done that. Caitlin Clark.
There we go. Caitlin Clark Clark. She did the sign at a previous game. I think they played South Carolina.
It was going to semis. And then your girl Reese did it back to her, and then pointed to her ring finger like, you know, about to get this ring. And people started. That was a nice match.
That's a good match. We got to look at it also to realize about the move out. Anyway, so these gestures, man, these gestures, white girl did it. People were like, oh, man, it's such a competitive nature, man.
They're really going at it. But then when the black girl did it, well, this is the narrative when the black girl did it. All the white people saying it was classless. So Black Twitter got on their Black Twitter horse.
Black titties. Started going in. Black titties. On the Black Twitter horse.
And they started going in about how it's cool when white people do it. But when black people do it, it's a problem. They went into like how black women, they want black women to be gracious losers and humble winners. I saw that a lot.
And just how they hate confident black women when they come into a room. And so that was another one of the narratives that people were discussing. Anybody have any thoughts on any of that stuff? A couple of layers.
First layer is Bayou Barbies. Who says she was ghetto on hood? That's my first question. Because she was upset about that.
That was the initial upset of this. That she was too young. I got a Karen. I got a Karen.
Of course, nobody will try to send it online. That's until it gets to the moment. So nobody will not turn it. Oh, my community.
Online community like Twitter. Probably. I'm guessing. I mean, that's what I guess.
So I have no issue with anything that Bayou Barbies said. I feel that she was right. I'm 100% behind her. But if I'm looking in the macro, I'll never get Bayou Barbies in a chakari, I just wish that black people stop using Twitter and social media as source material for their feelings.
Because it's like, if nobody that matters, send shit, I don't know why we use that as sounding boards. Like, go crazy, be like, nobody thought I could fucking do it. I mean, you do go to LSU, which is a top, basketball program. You did play from Ireland.
It's not like you came from fucking badass to state, and everybody counted you out. You're a top basketball player in the world. But people just use Twitter and shit, and then they go off and they create these motherfucking crazy ass narratives. Oh, motherfucking sound too good.
No, I'm too ghetto and I'm too hood. Who said it? And if you're using Twitter as your source material, I can't really take that seriously. Because you want me to get upset with you, and we all get upset together, and we like, fuck these crackers and all this stuff, crazy shit.
But it's based on Twitter, which is whose whole business model is to get you upset. Like, Twitter makes money off of getting you upset. And the algorithm is geared to make you upset. So then you walk right into it and you get upset, and you take all of us with you, and we're enraged, and we're like, fuck all these motherfucking, this, that, the third, and all these slurs.
And really nobody that matters ever said anything to you. But they like us to be enraged. Like, seeing any love, say ESPN loves a single right along with it, because as long as black people are mad, black people are tuning in to black people are supporting us. So we do that, you know what I'm saying?
So whatever, we're pissed off about the shit. But we move on from that, right? So we've discussed with this new power generation, shout out to Pepsi. This is where they get their feedback from.
Like, even your daughter was like, you know, don't give her to my YouTube, you know, don't give her to my Twitter, my social media. That's where they get their feedback from. So I mean, it's easy for us, because we remember when it wasn't any social media, no Twitter, no Facebook or Instagram. But for them, it's a part, it's ingrained in their life.
So they really, they like, if majority of whoever's saying whatever, then it's truth. So I mean, how can you, I guess, blame her for feeling that way if that's what she's, that's her source. Because you're responsible for your sources. I mean, it's like, it's like one of us getting mad.
We're not even mad, but like just getting up and arms and trying to start a movement over some shit, a nigga, some facts, a nigga told you in the barbershop. And we know niggas in the barbershop just say, all types of shit. And anyway, what the fuck you got there from me? You like, yeah, nigga, like I heard SOMZ, you know the Jews do this or whatever, the whole types of that, you know, we gotta, you like calling it back and you ready to like go off the edge.
And they're like, man, that's some deep ass shit you're talking about, man, what you heard that shit? Man, I was in the barbershop, nigga, like, you know, barbershop is not the best source. It's like, niggas just say shit there. And that's what Twitter's a big ass fucking barbershop.
When niggas just say shit. And it's like, it's not the best place to use a source material, especially for your feelings. And especially when you're gambling because she's got a bright future ahead. She's gonna play in the WNBA.
She's gonna be a star, hopefully. I write whether she's from Maryland, you know what I'm saying? But we as a people have a very tactical mindset and how we go about things. We're not really strategic, but we fuck with tactical.
And tactically, this wasn't, I mean, it seemed tactically like it makes sense. Okay, I get it, I get it, Jill Biden, fuck all of them, but I don't even fuck. But strategically it's like, you're mad at people that you can't even point to or identify who they are. Outside of a screenshot.
Hey, real quick, what's the widescent y'all have heard in the barbershop? Like the most wildly, factually inaccurate, I'll start while y'all thinkin'. The dude was arguing hardcore and a barbershop and harder than Northside. They're pretty hard to watch from that, so.
And they was like, what's goin' with them? I don't know what's goin' with them or something like that. You would definitely know that. I was like, I'm sayin', we're volume from the brother.
Speak a little closer to the mic, and you're livin' more value. You're a little low, but I heard you, I heard you. Go ahead, Jill. No, I think the whole, when Tupac got, the Tupac conspiracy theory is negative.
I heard them all and the whole show shot me at the beginning of the Mackerel Bay, and it was really niggas. I don't hear really thought that Tupac was in Cuba somewhere. And like, you know what I'm sayin'? And but really believed it, it wouldn't break it down to you in songs.
Like, listen right here, niggas see, if you play it back when it says I am in Cuba. Some bullshit like that, so. That's probably why I don't shit. At least here in DC, the wildest shit.
I was thinking about this with Atlanta day, just happened with it two days ago. Good to day? Yeah, so. Atlanta day is wild because DC can never do this, right?
DC can never do DC day in it, be as big as Atlanta day for a couple of reasons. But the main reason why, just goin' to barbershop conversations like, you'll have mixed company in the barbershop, you'll have niggas from PT County, you'll have niggas from Oco, you'll have niggas from DC all in the barbershop. And niggas from DC will talk about shit that everybody in the area knows, but for some reason, because you don't live in the city, they feel like there's no way you would know that. Like, you know what I'm sayin'?
Like, I don't, 100 feet from the motherfuckin' city. And they go like, whatever, like, oh, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, like, you know, like, you know, like, Chuck, you know, say like, Chuck, like, don't know, check out here, like, why would you think that we don't know what Chuck, out here? Why do you think that? Like, niggas in DC have the worst geographical perspective on any fucking thing, right?
They feel that as soon as you get Southern Avenue, like, it goes into a black hole, and nobody understands what's going on in the city. It's like, yeah, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, and they're rafel, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, rafel, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga. What are you talking about? You know, DC is a wild city, man.
If I was conversation always revolved around shit like that, like, a nigga from C Pleasant, can we talk it from a nigga from DC, a nigga from DC? We'll talk that nigga like he's never heard of that clover anything. Like, yeah, nigga, you know we got to talk. Wait, what is C Pleasant?
What is C Pleasant? What is C Pleasant? What is C Pleasant? C Pleasant County, but it's like, right outside of DC.
Like, literally, you can look across, like, fucking Southern Avenue and C, DC, you know what I'm saying? Like, the motherfuckers who live in C Pleasant probably have been from DC at one point in time. It's like, I don't know, I guess, who got the miles, mission got the miles, I don't even know that's a good comparison. But it's like, it's like North Korean and South Korean.
I'm saying like, once you cross that line that you're out of DC on the Southeast side, you know what I'm saying, you come into Maryland, you're gonna be in something like C Pleasant, District Heights or Capitol Heights or something like that. But as soon as you cross that line, it's like motherfuckers have like your life goes to a black hole, but a lot of shit, a lot of shit, a lot of conversations end up in that realm. And I compared that to a latter day, because a lot of motherfuckers in Atlanta who are not from Atlanta, but Atlanta's like whatever. Like, you could be from Decade and you can fuck with Atlanta.
Like, Nick's from Atlanta are cool when it's been my focus from Decade from Stone Mountain, College Park. I don't know what other motherfuckers places, but like places that are not technically Atlanta, and a lot of times I actually thought it was Atlanta. But they fuck with everybody in the greater Atlanta area. DC is not like that at all, and Nick is one of the way the hospital he was born in, like where your grandma stay, all of that type of fucking shit.
And if you don't, like, Nick had charged me up one time because I had a wizard jersey on, and he's like, and you got that wizard jersey on, and I'm like, I mean, the motherfuckers, I mean the fucking center just like you, I mean downtown just like you. What are you talking about? How much was this Jersey Gulf for now, dude? Oh, I don't know.
This one, the all city jerseys came out, like, was it the funny, John Wall was still playing for the team. And it was the all white, the all white DC city jerseys, which was pretty clean. And that's why I better charge you up. If you're at DC, like, DC on your chest.
Yeah, right now, though. Don't be from P.G County with DC, Nick is our challenge, you didn't wanna do the grip. You know what I'm saying? Man, just trade a fate at this point.
I mean, it was for a fight, Nick. It was for a fight, Nick. It was for a fight. It was for a fight.
It was for a fight. It was for a fight. Yeah, I feel like, I do feel like, so with this game, right, it felt like it was like a race game because the cultures were so different, right? Like it was Iowa.
They all had like big, burly white girls with like Bill M. Beer and no lips, you know what I'm saying? They had LSU who had a girl named, what was a flage on there? You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, they listened to Busy in the locker room. So it felt like we had to shoot one. It wasn't win for black people. I'm just saying that because that's off dope.
I think that's what I'm... Huh? I mean, I'm saying it was a black ass team. Black ass team against a white ass team.
And I think that, again, like a girl with Caitlyn Clark, she's cold, right? Like, nigga, that motherfucker would like Steph Curry for real. Like, she just throwing it up. She's still the best rapper with a band.
That's not getting too solid. She might be the best player in the world. I mean, I'm probably the best. She was throwing it about Funga's up.
But it was one of those like, again, great white hopes again. You know what I'm saying? It was just, I don't know, white people are a little bit too happy for Iowa to be playing. So, and I think that's what happened, like, Jill Biden has a name, right?
Jo and Jill? I guess that's a name. Yeah, it's a name. Uh, what, the, French people are watching.
I don't know, I felt she had the sentiment of, like, I feel like a lot of white people are like, damn. I wish we could recognize, you know, their gameplay because they feel bad that the white girls lost. But, you know, that's kind of how this world is. But I just want to know who's on our team to like, let that way we don't have any backlash.
So, I don't know. I think it's because typically the first ladies don't say bullshit like that. All right. I mean, because we live in a white world.
I mean, most of the people who are on the PR team probably not most, I say, but I, depending on how old they were, they're old people on the PR team, they were probably shot a lot. I don't know what's so bad about what she said. You know what I'm saying? They probably don't give you a foot.
They probably don't even understand the black, the black, the black lash. What is it? I don't know if that's a thing. Black lashes or anything.
Black lashes. You can just coin that term. Yeah, so, but trademark. Yeah, I mean, to any, to white people, it wasn't nothing that they would need to even omit from something to be PR negative.
I mean, her circle obviously doesn't, they don't have any sort of, what do you call the political correctness? Or else she wouldn't have said that in public. Anybody who has some sort of understanding of what to say when I say, we'll not say that. But obviously Jill don't, Jill's not aware of that fucking shit.
She literally felt bad for new white girls because I don't black girls beat their ass. Beat their ass. And that's the- Damn, right. I made them feel bad.
But going back to the whole class was like, shit talking is a part of sports. You know what I'm saying? That's the whole thing. All these motherfuckers who have so much commentary on sportsmanship and all that, man, motherfuckers talk shit and that's what she's supposed to do.
So we can move on. Then like a chef took the fucking list with him when he turned into a balloon. But I do remember about the woman with two vaginas. So I guess that's what we'll talk about right now.
So apparently there's a condition where some women are born with two vaginas. Sorry, it's like I said, blessing. It's a potato tomato, you know what I'm saying? With two vaginas.
So this woman decided that she would go ahead and start an OnlyFans, where one of her vagina holes was for business, which is the OnlyFans. And the other one was like for pleasure, you know, and you know, she's saving that for that special someone. I hate to be the best- I got to short-sharon that one. So what do we get to short-sharon?
We'd rather be the busy badge? You don't want to be the busy beaver in this equation, boy. What? I think you want to be the busy beaver.
Especially if she's like, what do you mean? No, she can't do a DP because one of the- Hold on. It's passive. It's a treat beef.
So, a couple questions, right? A couple questions. Would you, yes, have. OK.
What about you? What about you? Five thousand. Are you thinking?
Do you have some processing? I'm not even going to. I'm not even going to go ahead. I do have two questions for vaginas.
What you going to do with two vaginas? Yeah, I have no idea. Go ahead. Go ahead.
Go ahead, Ian? Yeah, I mean, what happened? Do you want to hear what you want to hear? The answer to go ahead.
You can't ask up to vaginas. You can't ask up to vaginas. Yeah, you can't really pass it up. And I was just- No, no, you can't pass up to vaginas now.
No, you- You answer. Because it's almost FOMO. Because there's two vaginas walking around. You wave off those two vaginas and then J.
Joe gets the two vaginas. And then next time we're talking like J. Joe, go ahead and tell the story of what happened with the two vaginas. And you know you wave it off, but never be able to forgive yourself.
That's going to keep you up at night. Two vaginas? Two vaginas? Oh, yeah, I'll say.
Oh, that's not about having sex. Both. Two vaginas. So, I asked some ladies the question.
If they have the chance for what they want to vaginas. So, the first question was like, well, what I have two periods. Because if that's the case, then he'll know, you know what I'm saying. Especially if they hit it at the same time.
So, I was like, well, no two periods. You know, just, I guess maybe one period I'd want it. Whatever time you have it. So, all right.
So, then she was like, well then I'd probably have two boyfriends. And one vagina would be for each. And she was like, yeah. And I was like, what if the one boyfriend was like, I'm going to put it in the other hole?
And the other hole? She was like, I would allow that because I'm not a cheater. And I thought that was a good point. Oh, what happened to the van?
Who's pussy is this? Which one? Ben, what do you want? She's got to ask for clarification.
Yeah, every time. So, there's, wait, are they talking at the bottom or left or right? We don't know. That's, that's what I was going to describe.
You can write it off anytime. Probably some of the podcast. We got an extra money in the kitty. Research.
We do. We do. R&D. How about she's like, I, before we get a crack and you know, I like a lot of floor play.
I got two places. You know what I'm saying? Ooh. Yeah.
That's tough. That's about it. In the band, though, if it's talking about it, I'm not there. Right.
It might be like easier. It's got to be left long. Probably like, because if it's talking about it, where's the asshole? No.
So, you know, some of them have like the Johnson's Satter farther up. You know what I'm saying? It's a condition when his bananas are closer to the, like a bubble. You know, like a bubble.
But, but like it's like it's not so. Excuse me. You put something in your mouth. You're putting it in your mouth.
That's the condition. Something even happened with this stuff. So this he asked, well, if I asked you this question. I'm sorry, would you, would, uh, essentially, it would be into this topic.
If you had, after having two dicks, what'd you do it? If they were no logistical issues that I would have like everything's fine with my, your inner track and all that type of shit. You know all that yeah Truly I mean you got a great side story for her like you know, I know you don't really do this but I mean I do have two days so See I feel like women and so like They will fuck a lot right so there a lot of women on Instagram missing appendages You know I'm saying no arms no legs and they'll be like yeah, I still be there's a Whatever reason been an influx of little people little thick little people around and you like yeah, I feel like a little Mexican little person You know I'm saying women on the other hand. I don't know if they're like I'm going to fuck this thing with two dicks, but I don't I don't know but if you had but you you say yeah for two dicks Absolutely she's deaf by oh absolutely like that Like just off of the just off of the interest factor like you go on your volume should go up You got to use one of them time no no sit no you don't say right now.
That's what I was saying before You got a great narrative look is a beefy You're it's gonna be uncomfortable if I only do it with one of them. So I should probably go Just a from a medical standpoint for safety so Boy But if you did that and like didn't like preface before you pull before you drew down Hey, you know say like hey, you're about to get a popping and then she wake up the next one Like you had two dicks and you like hey surprise well first off She's gonna fuck with it because hopefully you know She will talk so bad about you if you got a VDR on both dicks But you got a backup dick after the first one like does his thing you come in with a second day like I bitch I'm ready to go Do you have two sets of balls? That's what I already addressed that sir. Just one just one just one with two sets of balls Yeah, you have to get special draws made With his balls Two dicks so chef chef you go you go not for the two dicks no No, I'm I'm still trying to work with them when I got and learn that one so Dixie tricky man No, no, I was hoping to get through the whole thing without what Paul's How's the positive is mine What you say?
I mean it would be tricky because I mean it's two of them so what they just by using the plural be tricky Tricky dicks all right, so So we will pass the LSU topic and went straight to double-plus is Oh, we went to visit because it first man What do you know? You didn't tell us if you were good Just because I would imagine I I Just bus quick cuz it feels good but try to try to do that back next to me and not be so She got it what she got attention vision Yeah Yeah Women wants to feel like she can contribute to the conversation It's not Right, but I'm saying the other way I'm saying I don't think women want other women to think that they're having bad sex at home Maybe that close friends with like a group chat because they don't like it This is what you know, but also no one wants to be happy Who wants to be around the happy bitch? Yeah, I don't think that happens. I don't think either of those things happen honestly Maybe after a few drinks of wine with the home girls, but I don't know if it how deep it goes because Or what What does that we feel like what is that like we ain't going to the group chat?
Man, we fuck so good last night. I was happy or she was hey, you know who does do that white man Why what I got a white dude's I know man, they they'll be like oh, yeah No, why do's no what why do's why do's will tell you all the shit they do today? The lives of girlfriends and why do's love playing like they get but well And then they look at you to reciprocate the description like yum kids What about you J Joe? Well, no, they just telling you I think I think right do's just do that in mixed company Cuz they want to know more about black vagina.
They love it. They can't have it. No, I think it's what my dudes do cuz I've seen them Just do it to each other like Yeah, I'm gonna fucking fantasy football group of these my fuckers Yeah Like that though cuz you like man, I'm a nice girl. You know, I really vibe in or whatever you know They oh man, bro.
That's great man. So what are ass. Oh look like what they're just on other shit We can move on we just don't have the back it on the side Yeah I might clear this shit my badge. I think I did that Everybody does that much drugs that we can't remember Okay, I know the next thing was niggas out here buying so Ram went ahead and started selling these verify blue checks Are we not gonna do it?
No, we can't do it They're gonna try to buy one of these fucking checks if they add some features to now if they added features to prioritize your posts over Non-blue checks as a small business. We absolutely buy a check cuz that's a I mean, that's like buying a foot buying ass So that's coming it's coming well, I'm saying just ready niggas went like 250 followers and shit Like the chain room posting the comments like it's a thing is using the wrong to in the wrong fair blue checks They got about you know they pay anything they got like four posts in like 277 followers man, but he is no genius marketing over whoever It is though people want to be so fake important like hey, look at me. I got a blue check that matters like yeah That's every people about followers, but yeah, but it devalues the check though and devalues the bear Right so nice enough. I'm gonna blue check your line Stock price like I said Elon Musk is an evil genius Yeah, yes, and think about Twitter is he's he's fucking putting Twitter into the fucking shit Like it's half the value of the discounted value that he bought Twitter at like Twitter's in the shit But some kind of way by the moves that he makes works Because he's gonna lay him off first like fucking I'm out of this fire half fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking And then this price went up Like shit, I don't need to make a better product and sell my product I can just fire niggas just like musk did and then I'm gonna lay off started that is true But Twitter is privately held now.
They don't have any more stock people at all Oh, yeah, yeah, I mean I see the numbers so Instagram sold 44 million blue checks on the first day and they make $660 million so I mean from a money perspective that's great. That's $15. I think no It's $15 a month for iOS users if you a web user I think it's $1199 a month So it's smart it's good money and they're like one of the richest companies that we talked about in groupshags other day they make him bread And he does got any stuff up with me they left a medicine alone That was smart A year that they don't have to spend anymore Metaphone meta meta versus no more. Yeah, yeah, I mean I think I mean Take you kind of I mean it was like the shit was like what was the use case like create a fake world Ready Was ready but Walmart wasn't ready sales club and Target wasn't ready Mm-hmm, so you didn't have a customer base work commercial customer base for so it's a burden through a big Out of the year so if I get we'll just go because Facebook has back their cash rich like their cash crazy So now they was pocketed be it out of cash every year just off of not fucking with it.
Oh, I'm at the metaverse I'm sorry Plus I think it was supposed to be like a situation where you thought the post pandemic our lives are gonna be all virtual now Because they was gonna be scared to breathe the air outside But companies are making folks go back to the office. So that's happening. I don't think my job was trying to They were gonna try to start building out virtual office spaces where people to pretend they're at work and be avatars Oh, I said goofy like I rather just yeah I'll leave you the fuck along. I'll be on TV some so here's the thing right a lot of companies are so companies are looking for Reason to fire people now because it makes the stock price go up.
Yeah, so a lot of companies are telling everybody to go back to work So that people will be like fuck that so that they can turn fire them with cause Like here's why Just the fire Crazy like yeah, I mean that is what it is, but it's like it's full of gold But you know But see but see after this next world war. I mean niggas will be back inside so they might might as so did you Who's fine to this world war, Jo? Give me the teams I saw what you've been saying in Instagram with it, so I do think it's gonna be all these niggas trying to But the want the wand is gonna be a dollar war first of all like a currency war of starting like you can economy war so What they talk about with China Thank you for saving me. I'm about to die again.
I miss y'all But yeah, so my phone about the dying but yeah, so that Russia Brazil Saudi Arabia Malaysia all the mother P on countries versus United States and all the westernized countries Not like your fucking bad ass are and shit, but Fear fear maybe more down on the totem pole in Africa Africa's we gotta fight Africa. I'll boot after four five Africa doesn't have a navy or an air force They have What have you been saying on these social media about this this world where that's gonna happen because of the devaluing of the dollar and China Russia Come together as a superpower against the United States and bringing niggas with them Come on Brazil jump on come on Mexico come with us even though you're right First off first off what the fuck is our biggest trade partner? Like Mexico is not going anywhere like who is Mexico gonna trade with for the discount that they get with training with us Who we share border with like the amount of money that it takes to trade with China versus us is just totally Skew because they have to ship and pay for all that when they trade you know Like it's crazy to even have the discussion that Canada and where Mexico will go and start using one over the dollar Like they are our biggest trade partners. So that's how you know the conversation is crazy when people talk.
Okay, so no Mexico no Canada No Mexico China Russia Russia Here's the thing about rising using my Russia Russia does crazy shit and when it comes to currency It's not so much the value of the currency is the volatility of the currency you want to be able to trade in a dollar on Monday And when you borrow against that dollar you want that interest rate and that value to say the same on Friday Russia's like Russia will like invade a country or some shit or Like try to like poke the bear the United's they'll do bullshit at any given time And when you do bullshit like that you the currency can fluctuate and nobody wants that to happen So Russia is not a good a good partner to have on your team if you want a stable sovereign currency that's not gonna change Malaysia makes sense Malaysia is geographically in close proximity to China It only makes sense that they would be on One whatever about the Chinese currency is over the dollar. I don't even know why people are tripping on it That's not anything crazy. They're close to China. They should absolutely be on their currency.
So your Arabia is posturing We created Saudi Arabia. We provide all the security and all the intelligence for Saudi Arabia the biggest piece of Saudi Arabia is The fact that China brokered peace between Saudi Arabia and Iran That's a big deal because if Iran and Saudi Arabia have peace together Then we lose our leverage because they don't need our military and they don't need our intelligence because Iran is their biggest adversary So that piece is brokered Then we lose some leverage but as long as they're on is Saying fuck the Saudis will always be good But let's say for chasing giggles. They do broke a piece then what? They broke a piece then Saudi Arabia will essentially leverage against The husband leverage and they will be on the Chinese currency But we have a tremendous amount of trade with a Saudi the Saudi Arabia because of arms and all those sort of things So they don't benefit from the dollar going to the tank.
So your rabies just trying to leverage and posture to have their Independence saying we're gonna play the middle But if they play the middle, what does that look like right? Saudi Arabia can then turn around and say fuck y'all We're gonna side with China here. We're gonna go to war with China But then we'll say with what weapons are you gonna go to war with? Because we provide them all But we've been providing them with shit nigga for years like gas shit over there.
It's like rushing gas shit Just like trying to get shit everybody got some shit down. Yeah, I mean Russia has shit as well. I mean Russia is like great value It's like yeah, I don't need your whatever, but I got the great value version like alright. Well put your life on it So this is gonna be a big game of chicken right who will be the first negative?
I don't think it's gonna be a swing. You know they nobody's gonna swing I think the United States still has a benefit into your graphical isolation who's gonna come across the sea and come forward Nicka missiles That's fine missiles missiles are missiles are gonna destroy the entire country and it's only going to guarantee that your country is destroyed as well Nobody wants to make sure destruction conversation But that's not a war. That's just are fuck you in the times nigga That's right. That's the end of fucking time war, but China's not gonna be it The Chinese not in the business of let's just kill everybody they want to win and they want to show Chinese dominance over the world So it would have been a big deal with the parent Russia and they will then start to invade Eastern Europe So then it will be NATO versus China Saudi Arabia Brazil Africa Japan and probably not in maybe not even Japan But you can't really follow China like that.
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They keep saying y'all like you wouldn't There come on out they got us all right, man. I guess we'll just do our with all due respects So what do we have swarm we have swarm? Huh? We just warm last week.
We didn't we did we? We talked about swarm last week show because we were talking about how like it now show the fuck did And somebody missed that oh we had all this of us we had we had to ask before friends. That's what we had up there Okay, let's do that. Hold on Door closing I like to fuck We had a real deal asking for a friend Mm-hmm talk about yourselves a little bit up Breaking into my house right now Yeah All right this week asking for friend for some music on that Friend oh no that's that that's a cure cute up Alright I believe all of you homeowners some interested in knowing y'all's thoughts on home ownership specifically What are the must-haves must-knows and must-do's of only go home any major lessons that you guys can pass along asking for a friend Just cawling again Well, you know just name dropping this name up episode.
Yeah One more time home ownership what boy read that one without even stuttering right? It was a great read it was a lot asking for a friend. I believe all of you are homeowners So I'm interested in knowing y'all's thoughts on home ownership. That's still not not a question yet Specifically what are the must-haves must-knows and must-do's of only go home It's like a deadly was it for a nigga, but Any major lessons that you guys can pass along So you got the question yeah any house tips I give you one right if you're And somebody robbing me right now You gotta go check or do you just call the cops Call the cops from Maryland.
Hold on. Hey somebody breaking in my house Cause I got guns and shit Oh, all right. Thank you for answering. I got some air on Yeah security said make sure you get your ring camera So if you're buying a new home, this is what we did not do You can usually get like a copy of like the average like electrical bill water bill things of that nature We purchased the first home We didn't we didn't get one of those because we didn't know about it and the nigga We bought the house from was stealing electricity and we didn't find that out till we tried to get it in put it on name And they were like oh that house I had electricity for two years This is after Katrina magic And then they just came and took the office out of the house and we had to You get a inspector which costs X amount of dollars and the conduit outside wasn't the right side So it didn't get grandfathered in because he had been paying a shit So we had to pay for him to dig up the yard.
So cash and prizes was brought about three grand which if it would have just done that one little simple thing We could have waited that You can get like an average cost of like you For a specific home That's something you can do as far as like home maintenance Clean out your gutters If you live by trees and out your gutters get somebody else to do it if you can't reach up there and you can purchase gutters at your local home improvement state store they cost Although you probably get maybe a two-foot piece or maybe two dollars You know I'm saying that once you put those good regards on you know you're not aware about doing that shit for a couple months But also clean out your dryer traps. That's a fire hazard Anything else guys First of all insurance Good insurance don't fuck around with your career. There's something where to happen This is a multi what is a multi-hundred thousand dollar investment that you made a purchase that you've got an necessarily investment If something called a fire in your house got a fire you've probably never in your life lost 100 400 500 $700,000 and a clip you know say so It should you please ensure you have insurance your standard insurance that is typically rolled into your mortgage make sure you have one of those Secondly you need to evaluate yourself Are you handy or are you lazy or are you generally the type of person that maintains assets if not Also recommended that you get a Home warranty plan so the like American home shield and that's not gonna do a whole lot to fix real broke shit Little tiki tacky shape like if you got a little small leak or something happens to your dishwasher And you're not a person to go and fix that shit Just pay the money to them all the fuckers and let them come out and deal with a little tiki tacky shit Um if you got something that's broke broke read plumbing read electricity electricity electrical housing Pay the money don't get your home boy to do it You don't get home boys do plumbing electrical you call the people with the name on the side of the truck other shit You can go ahead you can call your home boy to come out and do my drywall shit like that Um plumbing electrical always comes back to the vice when s and it's always expensive So it's better than just get that shit fixed right the first time Um Motion in your home is oh, yeah my shit wait. Hold on.
Go ahead. What's your sand license and a shirt? Oh, yeah, I got some Can't go man insurance because it's a shitfucks up that somebody put installed or fixed and your insurance wants to know who that person is And that person is not a license and bonded or whatever the fuck it is you cannot file a claim So That was good to a car Other thing I mean most things in your house that can be fixed you can fix yourself Um And that includes like electrical and plumbing if you want to save yourself some money is worth the time to understand how to fix it yourself You know saying go figure it out. You know saying you're gonna save yourself some money You're also gonna be better a better homeowner for it But like I said if not you need to pay somebody else to do it because maintenance is very important And if you don't do maintenance, it is going to fuck you.
I'm not gonna say it's it might it is going to fuck you at some point in time So When you go look at the checklist on pictures or twitter or whatever fuck it says These are your following maintenance tips and these are your spring maintenance is you need to do all that shit because all that shit Definitely comes down to my dress Yeah, I like all this one is definitely like not changing your filter will result you haven't get a new unit to the tone of five six Definitely important. Uh, so from the front side I would suggest you don't come in at the top of your budget because there's some fluctuating calls namely the insurance That we're just talking about in property taxes as your value on your home increases it goes up So if you come in at the top of your budget that next year your house went up match 20 30 grand value Then you're gonna have to pay additional taxes and even your insurance people as well. There's more to cover And so now have your budget so you're Gonna struggle to make up those additional funds or whatever. So that's one thing.
I also don't you want to make sure you put your best What for your credit make sure you get the best interest rates Insurance I think fat is into that as well And then once you get it I was gonna make that you gotta maintain it don't just be content late Oh, I got a house in there. Just let it go down. Um, me mind for that fact, you know If you come from an apartment or something, there's no office to call. I'll yeah, I just call the office Not like you are in office.
So you gotta um, it can be a great investment You get taxed right off so you can use your equity to leverage it, you know, yeah, the properties are start a business or you know Pay off dead or whatever. So put me a good vehicle when you use my Oh also like um, the O. G say houses come with guns I don't know if you know my guns or how you feel about good, but your house is shook. I'm gonna gun You're the only person that's gonna protect your property police get their after the fact Somebody breaks into people love to break into homes because there are things in home people got money can they bought a home Either they're written a home comes with a gun Protect your home and protect your assets because somebody kicks in the door and nobody didn't offend you.
What you You're jing it. All right, guys All right. All right, and if you're gonna spend money on upgrades do it in the kitchen and in the bathroom Uh, we got one more asking for a friend. It's kind of general topic Um, they put you know it would be a great topic in the future One of the last time I made any personal recommendations about things that grill combo was great I did not buy the buy a big green egg to woods Recommendation for non-recommendation So they want to know books tv shows movies music liquor sauces or seasonings or what are you obsessed about lately?
Um Socks hoodies hats here care beard care skincare. They'll undergarments anything enlightening for us folks So anything right now that you guys could be Something new recipes you try now some liquor you try now Uh, she has my strange I tell a thong He was he was on trial and believes when she was here to talk about it. So yeah, yeah, I think I think I think you should try I think people should trust stuff like that like Not saying like do something that's gonna make you uncomfortable, but And so if you want to hear thong briefs or whatever knock your fuck this off and see how you like it You might like that shit and roll with it. You know saying I'm more so just about trying new things I like to try I like to try new things and things that I've never done before and that just It is really comfortable recommendation just like go outside your comfort zone.
Um, I like gin Um, but I don't know a lot of cocktails to make with gin So I leaned into it. I'm like let me learn how to make some more cocktails with gin And there's a cocktail that is really popular right now in the the home bar scene in the clover club So if you've never had a clover club cocktail to gin based cocktail, it uses a raspberry syrup I actually use the raspberry preserves. It has lemon juice and simple serve in it and your favorite gin Uh egg whites was good like that for all these top one. Oh, it's a great cocktail That's the don't listen to how I'm describing it But just ask your bartender not a bartender to favorite club But they probably have no idea how to make it but go to like a bar bar Well, that motherfuckers make like rap cocktails and shit clover club.
It's outstanding fucking cocktail Or as you try make you a cocktail with green chartreuse it There's a lot of popular cocktails with green green chartreuse it that I also highly recommend kind of step on out your comfort zone Um and just trying to try new cocktails. It'll make you appreciate different spirits outside of me I'm not a dog and he's seeing this particular thing But just break away from your traditional all spirits and get into some music There's a lot of good work that's done in the fact that you're right That that a clover clover club that's clover club They described it as so during that period most of drinks were named after the the venue where they were created So that's why it's called clover club because it was created at clover club And it's a it's a pink it's a pink type of drink because from the raspberry syrup Um, so it's very nice to look at serve it like a gooples just check it out I promise you like I promise you you like it. So it's shaking is shaking and ice or is it poor no ice? Um, so you can do it however you want but typically Um, you're you're gonna shake you're gonna shake a sour And you also need to shake it you don't need to dry shake it because that's an egg white in it So you're gonna mix all the ingredients you're gonna do a dry shake Then you're gonna put the ice in you're gonna go full shake and then you're gonna strain into a coupe less Uh, okay, all right But great.
I got you five more about you five thousand Can't do and I know you're doing reading taste and experimenting all your senses Um, so I think I might have mentioned it before I read Andrew James will from go see to go jacket. That was a that was a few months back though. Um, so I was high tails for the summer I prefer fresh squeezed lemonade with either Well, I'm not really my interest jam or I'll do a Decory strawberry daiquiri's tastes good with jam also a bartender at red loxet Put me up on that one time. So that's good flavor as well Um Salsis still just be experimenting same time with seasonings.
It's a lemon pepper seasoning that I be finding like a ross Marshall's tj max those kind of places they have been out for a while thing the name brain is more make it like something that's real good 21 season salute from Trader Joe's good. I just bought some chicken sauce last week Chicken sauce is good. Yeah, I'm gonna take a little more Yeah, so I like the food itself. Um people never ever the right I mean, it's also still good.
I mean old business the kids get a hold of it And they just try to cut one too many corners like I haven't had it in a while yet my cousin was just talking I'm like I want to go but it's like double that slide is gonna be good is it not should I go? I might try something this weekend. Oh, it's Draw around because he's he gone up draw brown still around he moved locations and it's not good. It was your own brown Draw brown is another barbecue restaurant.
I I'm probably tense versus only because they use mustard based sauce as well Yeah, competitive jinkus, but jinkus has been around for a fifth these draw brown in our sister 90s. So They're both delicious by the way. Yeah, they're both very good draw brown. So jinkus has its mustard based sauce That's really good.