2 - Self Checkout Chaos, Unemployed Chinese, Steroid Olympics, Legal Lethal Injections

Ever been arrested over $1,300 worth of avocados? What about paying to pretend to work in a fake office?In this week’s episode of Sugar Before Bed, Andrew dives into the absurdity of a Walmart self-checkout disaster involving 999 avocados, unemployed Chinese youths paying fake companies to pretend to work, the upcoming Enhanced Games (aka the Olympics on steroids), where performance-enhancing drugs are encouraged, and finally, proposes the idea of legal lethal injections after his latest encounter with the Poopy Bandit.If you’ve ever lost sleep over strange news stories, bizarre public behavior, or just the general decline of society, this episode is for you. Don’t forget to subscribe to Sugar Before Bed on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your comedy and news podcasts, and leave a review if your produce section hasn’t been tainted by the Poopy Bandit.TIMESTAMPS00:00 Intro00:42 Self-Checkout Chaos05:40 Unemployed Chinese10:51 Steroid Olympics (Enhanced Games)16:40 Legal Lethal Injections20:39 ClosingsTopics covered include:Walmart avocado self-checkout incident gone wrongChina’s pay to pretend to work trend with fake jobsEnhanced Games and steroid-fueled sports competitionsThe Poopy Bandit strikes again and a call for legal lethal injections.Subscribe & Follow:ALL LINKS - https://linktr.ee/sugarbeforebedshow