Welcome to No Closhes the Clap, I am Deb and Doug do you want to lead us into a theme of the episode with a noise from your new toy? Absolutely. Oh, you broke it. The long-weighted much anticipated who vomit from Doug has finally arrived.
Yeah, the who has sowed. Very quickly before that though. One Michael Shannon fucking killed the design man of steel. That's the best thing I can say about that movie.
You'll never be safe! You just want to give him the planet and Cal Eli just stop yelling at me. Just whatever you want. So a lot of the lighting on the film totally made him look like he had the shins for facial hair, which kind of just made him look like even more of a douche.
I was like, this was awesome. It was good styling. But I'm kind of rushing to who, so you don't fucking explode. However, I did catch up on shield.
So I think the last thing you would see was it the premiere with Luke Cage? No, I'm not sure any of it. I was going to say I've only watched the first two episodes thus far. I know I have more waiting for me, but that's just what I had on my flash.
Well, you got half-four? Just the first couple episodes. No, first three. First three.
What is that? Luke Cage, 084, and... Gravity well. So you got it?
Okay. Yes, I did get to gravity well and they tease their first millet. Grab a ton. Exactly.
They just, the Whedon crew just was like, who's never going to make it no movie? Grab a ton. I have to throw him in there. I mean, why don't you tell us who's in the Whedon?
And two, I love the awkwardness of some of the characters. I think it's an accepted episode where he finally outs the fact that they don't actually have its roots. They're only fucking in the middle of the class. And he just gave it to the infotia.
Pull me that he's been to Paris, but he's never seen the city. I actually am. I was just trying to mask it because I didn't want it to affect my masculinity. Yeah.
No, I thought that was fucking hilarious. So you finally got to the, what looks like a poop with a bunch of knives in it? That was a porcupine. What's a poop?
No, it's not a poop. It's a poop. They say poop like six times in one scene. No, it's like her face when he says that the first time.
Yeah. It looks like a poop with a bunch of knives in it. Let's get to point it on. Which makes it a question if she's that in the Asian lead whose name is escaping me.
The way she was a Bond girl, wasn't she? I don't know if she was a Bond girl. I don't know if she was not like a thing. I think Shagga Hoper ER was her big claim of fame.
Well, if she was a Bond girl, it was... If she was a Bond girl, it was... She was such a Bond girl in the Pierce Bros. era.
I only saw GoldenEye. Oh crap. I'm gonna have to look it up. I wonder why.
Because her last name was Christmas, and then they said Christmas comes twice this year at the end. Or the fact that she was a rocket scientist. Or the part where they're looking at him with the heat sensitivity thing and they get hotter because they're doing it. Yeah.
That was... What, tomorrow never dies? Fuck it. It was that one?
No day and other day I think was a really bad. I think you're right. That was her lipcakes. Yeah, that was fucking horrid, too.
But GoldenEye was fucking rad. But the fact guys don't tell. GoldenEye was the best out of all of the Pierce Bros. Anyone.
It's Sean Bean dying again. I'm practically in her feed. Yeah, I love that. It was like, that's dying.
Everything was just- What the funny thing is about Sean Bean that he's just as good looking with long hair and facial hair as he is clean cut? Who's speaking of long hair? You know what? I think I walked past on my way here.
Rocco from Boondoxing. Not really, but I was like- You look a lot like him. I was like, uhh, where's the ghost of Rocco from- Oh, I can think now. He was telling me that cat's goddamn name.
Something I can't see. Yeah. Oh, the poor cat. I'm seeing who knocks the wall out.
The poor cat cat. He goes the same way that what's his name does in Pulp Fiction. Accidentally. Is it Brad?
No, he kills Brad. No, he kills Brad. It's the guy from MadTV's The One That Gets Shot in the Head. Key and Peel?
No. Umm, Phil Lamar. For Future Robert? Uh huh.
Okay. And Justice League. Which by the way, I actually did get to quote Future Robert a friend yesterday because he was talking about a breakup relationship and I did the Beast with a Billy of the Axe speech. But love is suspicious.
Love is jealous and paranoid. Yeah. I quoted it two days ago when I made someone really awkward and I just exited with the line. I'm leaving now for no reason.
The reason. No, I just went with my favorite lines. No, like, patently, at least once a week when I'm leaving work, I say I'm sick of this room and everyone in it. So long jerkwads.
However, Doug, let the poo vomit begin. Yay! I have my own whiteboard for this. And it is full people.
It's very detailed. I may actually just take a nap and let you poo vomit. Oh no, I need reactionary stuff. So I'm just going to shoot down the list.
Well, that doesn't recumbent pose now, so. Uh, we're going to shoot down the list. I'm just breaking out your phone. Umm, I can't go for your border, you're going to look stuff up I'm talking about.
I was actually going to look stuff up, but now I'm looking at internet news. So this is going to be a little, we're not going to start with the doctor. That's later on. I want to start with the companions.
Who's the modern era? I think I know. What was your favorite companion? See, I'm thinking about it.
Because I have the list. So if you need to reference. Okay, hold on. Because there's one I actually forgot about which is a close second for my favorite.
These are the female companions. Well, I just wrote pawns because he's a pawn. I don't know, honestly. And really, if you're going to pick the pawns, technically Amy's the doctor and doctor who's the companion on that.
Well Amy of course is always going to be my favorite. The pawns, yeah. Well it's just one of those things where it's like it's not so much that I have a favorite companion. It's that I slightly dislike Rose for absolutely no reason.
Yeah, I for no reason. She's a fan favorite. And I liked her in, I liked her with David, I liked her a lot more with David's. I liked her with Chris Echolson.
Umm, maybe it's because they eliminated that learning curve. You know, that, you know, with all of that. Umm, but her chemistry was amazing. But I had forgotten about Martha and I really liked Martha because she was kind of the first one.
I mean Donna, Donna was kind of the first really mouthy one. I mean Rose was sarcastic, but Donna was fucking mouthy. Like you see mouthy and it sounds very uppity. Might have deserved a slap here and there that I'm sure happened when we weren't watching.
I'm sorry, I totally heard the Sean Connery. Does there have a smack in the mouth? No, the smack in the mouth. Yeah.
Colonel, the Colonel gentleman was here for a minute. Yeah. Hollywood actor says I think his love a smack in the mouth. Umm, proving we really can't tie anything to fucking venture brothers.
I'm not sold on Clara right now. I don't like the payoff of how she ended up like an echo throughout his timeline. I don't idea. I just, I expected more.
It was kind of a quick wrap up for me that I saw. I'm not completely sold on Clara. I mentioned to see how she does with the 12th Doctor. So, I imagine I'm probably in a huge bandwagon with, yeah.
I mean, I loved Rory and Amy. I don't know what Rory and Amy is. It's not just that there was two companions, but you had like, yeah, like you had the added dynamic. Oh, it's like it's a secondary relationship.
And it's the best thing. I mean, it became the primary on some episodes. Like I said, it's not something I've done before. No.
And you kind of had that weird love triangle at first. And then you finally start realizing how much Amy loves, you know, Amy loves Rory and Rory loves Amy and that sounds like a sitcom. And Johnny loves Chachi. And Johnny loves Chachi and Chachi loves Choney.
I know, but you had- I know Scott Beyol and he loves himself. That's true. Now I'm singing with the Charles in charge of my head. Of our days and our lives.
I got a little jockrocking on that. I got a little poison on that one. Yeah, I'm imagining a Berkeley breaking into George Harrison's place while Peter watches Charles in charge. Oh, that's right.
That's how he got stabbed, wasn't it? Well, not really. I'm like, I tried to convince someone that Chuck Nadeo was a lucky picture. Anyway, that's for the next show.
But yes, now the comments. It's one of the most interesting and original things they've done. And it was one of those things where it's more nuanced emotionally than somebody else's stuff, which is very mop-it to me. Which we will.
Yeah, let's just jump to that. Davey's versus Moffet. I mean, you got the two big show runners. Well, we talked about this a while ago.
We were on the phone and I was at the park. Which by the way, we'll talk about Pepper's weird experiences at the park later. Cheryl versus Daryl. No, not quite that bad.
We're under the fan of Moffet just because I think he tends to be a little bit more whimsical. I eat full of whimsy. I eat full of whimsy. I'm in the Moffet camp as well.
I love Davey's. I love the big stories he had with when you had absolutely bad wolf. And the last scene of Tenet regenerating. Wasn't that the I don't want to go?
I don't want to go. I don't want to go. Oh, it's just hard-gracing. And he had spent all that time visiting Mickey and Martha and seeing Rose and jumping around.
And the Donna's grandfather. I fucking love. But like I said, that last scene is just fucking hard-working. It's just him with the regeneration energy shooting out of me.
He goes, I don't want to go. And I'm like, my heart just caught him like throat. It's like when you get really into watching Buffy and something super emotional happens. And you're like, fuck.
No, it's just totally caught up in it. It should be upsetting me this much. It's Xander talking down willow at the end of the season. It's like, fine.
Lady? When she's going to destroy the world. Yeah, and he's talking her down with the yellow cray on. Oh my God.
Heart-wrenching. I shouldn't be the subset, but because I identify with these terrorists. I have empathized that I've grown up with them. I grew up with them.
I grew up custom to them. Well, I mean, it's one of those, you know, I had a friend who, I took a day off of work when a character died on a TV show. What show? I don't want to say.
Come on. Dragon Ball Z. Okay, shouldn't have admitted that. I'm sorry.
I didn't know Goku was going to come back. And admittedly, the episodes after he died initially were very Gohan and Piccolo Heavy. I'm sorry, I'll stop. But the thing is that, you know, when you watch something for seasons, for years, you know, you get attached.
Yeah. And that was, yeah, the, the, the, the, the parting shot of, of David Tennant was, whoo. You know, a little, you know, anxiety said, you know, just thinking about it. It makes me itchy for, you know, what's going to happen with Smith.
So on his way out. He's going to do it after this. Smith? Yeah.
He's going to be, he's on, he's doing, oh, the musical version of, oh, what is it? Like American History X or something. I'm sorry, you can't turn American History X into a musical. Oh, maybe it's just a stage production of it.
I could be wrong. Don't make me wrong on this one. But it's a stage production of something like Hollywood, the high drama. Like I said, I'm just wondering where him and his 90s hair grapes are going to go next.
Oh, he cut him off. You saw that on the, the Peter Capaldi reveal. But it's just, you know, like I said, I, I was going to say I watched a lot of top here. And when he was on top here last year, there he is with the 90s hair drapes wearing an acid wash, head of jacket.
Awesome. Oh, no, he looked good. It was just one of those things where I'm like, he's cute. Tennant's good looking, but Smith is cute.
I think we all know the ladies prefer David Tennant. I mean, Tennant. No, Lord. That's right.
That's a real big. Is that because you seem in the underwear in Fright Night? I'm not really sure why that nickname has permeated itself. You know, I watched, I watched Hesser with a girlfriend, the Joseph Gornlett movie.
And my takeaway was like, look at this great slice of life. What was her takeaway? You get to see his dick through his undies. And I'm like, fucking really?
Girls are just as bad as dudes. Yeah, it's true, I guess. Oh, I have to tell you, you get to see Michael Bassbender completely bare-assed, full frontal landass, of course, in shame. And that is the least sexy thing you'll ever seen in your entire life, just because that movie is so soul-crushing.
It's not too much. No, it's kind of one of those, you know, quiet desperation type of things. Guy who's a sex addict and can't really seem to get over it. And I was going to say his sister also has a bunch of problems in shenanigans.
I'm leaving once, I guess, of sex addicts. The fact that he's a sex addict is almost kind of a non-sequitur, like I just said, like the quiet desperation of human existence more than anything else. I was struggling with it. Like I said, and there's a part in it when she's talking to women, she's like, we're not bad people, we just come from a bad place.
And you're just like, oh God. Because I mean, they're not bad people, but they make bad decisions and horrible things that have happened because of it. And I'm just going to say she makes a suicide attempt for like, I don't know how many at time, and you're going to get in the movie. Yeah.
Like I said, so you get to see him extremely naked through a lot of that movie, but it's like, it's like, you know, it's like seeing, like seeing, like seeing Jennifer Connolly naked in a rickly and prickly and prickly and worse porno ever. Sorry, back to who? Back to who? So let's okay.
So we're already comparing I guess in terms of inseam. Tenant and Smith. Let's... Tenant's my doctor, I mean.
Tenant's your doctor, okay. You thought... I have a great fondness for Tom Baker. I'd like Chris to represent him when he did the whom, coming back, and that's been fantastic.
But I mean, tenant's my doctor. I'm still torn between Tenant and Smith. I think I always will be. I have to tell you, it was an awesome thing when one of my regulars came into the Avalanche Red Wings The other day wearing the 12 foot Tom Baker scarf that he had knit himself awesome He's like there's a different rivalry and it is awesomeer than this You know croquet bat like Thank you, you know, we're the horseball clubs.
Thank you. What trash? I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm going to go on and refer to on this is fancy peanut I'm just a total sidebar. Um, I love echos and I thought he was a great kind of intro back into the modern He was he was psychologically intense in terms of coming off of the time war and kind of regaining But what episode is it within there in World War II England and you have the gas masks?
That was the first aired episode of the Mothic written It's not visible child. It's The lost child or something like that No, but it's one of those to quote TFA. It's one of those though. So it's like that motherfucker moments When he's like yelling at the guy that cracked open the tube Ten it was Was a struggling doctor I think psychologically, but he had some shit But he was that he was a doctor of action, you know, and I heard people say that before I watched You say doctor of action and immediately in my head I see it in cartoons script and hear the voice saying action The doctor of action Basically just broke down the entirety of speed racer right there I just don't navigate Okay, now we've got and then there's chin chin He was a grease monkey you realize this now means we're gonna have to do a variant with speed racer and I said Brothers or I had to tell you though, frankly What else is she?
Perfect in that with her big eyes. Yeah, but it was a massive piece of shit. Oh, it was a piece of shit Oh Ten it really my doctor I really I think I really came into it with ten I like Smith a lot Well, that's mostly zyla feds boys. Oh, I don't wear it I love the production notes on that but I just I thought that the second half the whole seven Yeah, the seventh season with with nice with was kind of a little uneven and kind of put me off of his doctor The way he would jump from kind of to his word whimsical back to you know kind of tortured was very uneven Specifically the episode where they're on the rings of octaton I believe or something close again, and he's like, you know, oh you eat memory He's like eat all mine like take all of my pain take all of my and you're like where the fuck is this coming from based on?
The last season where he's like man I said fucking let's run around that fun and baby by and it's like and then all of a sudden he's like this torture character on I don't know where it seemed it seemed very uneven and it kind of put me off it put me off the 11th doctor I I just I just thought sorry to quote Dexter the dark passenger. Oh, I think it laboratory Brother Yeah, but he but friends it's not action Jackson, but something like that. I'm but they're gonna be action Jackson black dynamite mustache Um, and then I don't know how well you remember all this but they set up That you know, they're they're traveling through the doctor's timeline at the end of the seventh season and you have Clara and Matt Smith Tom across Awesomely John Hurt from me professor Broome from Hellboy and the guy that has the chest burster in both alien and space balls Oh, no, not again. Oh, no, not again.
I love it. It's like oh my dolly. I love you. It was like the WB dancing frog zone I don't want to get into it.
But anyway Uncle Remus is singing from I'm going to say Uncle Tom, but okay won't be this is the super racist narrator the right rabbit stuff You know like when he gets into a fight with a tar baby That's not racist that happened in fiction Right rabbit versus the tardy. I can't believe you know It's like they rarely see Disney songs of the south. Oh fuck Did you see what were Donald Fucks not like Donald joins the Nazis? Oh fuck.
I'll find it on Stuff but no involving Donald Duck, but he splits in half and ones allied ones access It's Fair I saw one where they were doing a cartoon that was kind of you know making fun and explaining some of the Nazi ideals Am I there stupid and of course one of my favorite Fucks by the cartoons ever is when he has the gremlin in the plane Yes, which is very little more to you, but I mean So speaking of things popping out of people So John here comes back or People thanks for being a dick and correcting my spelling via next on shuttered asshole Well, the world didn't show they might have shuttered, but I'm pretty sure they shuttered I Know you call me a bitch for doing it. Um, and then I of course answer back moohaha So John Hertz there and he said Oh, who's that he goes that was me We're fine Everything's fine now John Hertz yeah, um, so um You're fantastic Snide back and thought about um, you know the back of a break I can't watch American Eagle because I perfect bitch now you try I can't watch American Idol is there's a water bug I'm a shadel changer. What? 30 rock.
Sorry. Oh, Jenna versus yeah I'll try to teaching I'm sorry listening to Tina Facebook bossy pants and she talks about that joke being a Donald Glover joke And the reason she loves it so much is because of the grand model or a channel changer channel changer We will we got to talk about the whole Kenneth arc in another show I'm not done with them Jacob. Um, not yet. It smells like This is his hill this is hill people milk That's the best one I think of the drinking contest.
Oh, I thought my lucky panel. I'm not on a big shake. Yeah, yeah So John Hertz pops up. He says, you know, this was me Making a choice, but not the name of the doctor and you're like what the fuck so I'm like wondering when that when the John Hertz incarnation is And they've said it's happens.
I think they've said it happens between 8th and 9th It's not necessarily incarnation. I think that you have who was who's the doctor But that the eighth doctor kind of grows old and then at some point we generate to become Chris for Nicholson But you know just that fact where it says introducing John Hertz as the doctor You're like what the fuck you know when you know, you know come Christmas Paul these appear to Paul these be taken over Which I'm interested to see what his take on the doctor is interesting about that is that you have that news that everybody is fine with And then you have like the Ben Affleck the G. Jay castings and everybody's nothing fucking horse Because it's not fucking well now Batman is fucking dirty shit. So This one of those things but they did the announcement on the casting He's got like no, I need your answers.
Yeah, I can do this. You know there's always gonna be I'm sure there was a little bit of a Mermer when Matt Smith became doctors. They were like you still fucking young like There was a mermaid Real quick yeah, especially following for him David Who was a lot of people's doctors because I was in and out and then you know tenet had the staying power for wifey three seasons Well, this was in and out and right after he left there was actually talks that Eddie is there to step in his name doctor Interesting, which would have been interesting to see but I don't know how good it would have been because I'm an excellent actor But the most part tends to be very comedic and doctor who is talking like James Mason every five seconds Now I'm thinking about any other theater specials in him saying there's a monkey in a tree French Running jumping playing a tree speak on the company I need to go back watch like full circle and dress to kill. Well, do you have a flag?
So what we some of the bond villain is like we have to die is like where are you from exactly? I don't know Crap Apparently I've got retarded I'm not sure I'm just such an arrogant douche. Oh, you actually talked to an insurance, okay? I'm on the phone I'll think you have cancer Which one of us would be really?
That's literally the only justification I have for that I'd be better adjusted therefore I default to Walter White Okay, okay, my territory anyway, I could go up So let's see we've covered companions doctors up the Nally. I want to kind of this is kind of a general thing where I Want to know what you think about it is I wrote my notes my notes really say alien slash time traveler always the monsters disproves magic Faith the supernatural is this do you think the writers kind of set out to do that or is it just that? Oh, there's a ghost story, but it's doctor who's gonna do science fiction spin on it I think it's just the product of the series I don't think it's I mean you can also say that magic is just science that hasn't been explained. I mean you could do a senior thesis on Them going okay, this disproves a ghost which disproves the soul which disproves faith I mean you could you can extrapolate to that point if you wanted to as much as I don't believe in a great deal of things I'm a firm believer in a concept of the soul and the personal sense of self Okay, that's on you I'm okay with that.
I'm gonna say I do not believe I'm merely the son of my physiological Functions I have a soul there is an essence to my beat that is just me Okay, it's basically all I can say on that one like I said as much as I'm very science over So say science over faith, but you believe in the concept of a soul. Okay, I Just wonder because it was something that I kind of noticed and I kind of wondered where if that was maybe not the agenda I don't think it's an agenda, but I think it you know like I think they were trying to do oh Let's do a ghost story. Let's do a Western. Let's do you know, I think they were just playing around with Let's go to the church and have a Britney Spears song The ballad Was that episode Chris Rucksen?
I was one of the first ones for Rose they go to the last day of earth Oh, that's right and they yeah, they do the Britney Spears They have toxic is the traditional earth valid. That's right. That's right. That's right Smart fucking writing on that like I said and they have the last human which is basically a sheet of skiing with a face Oh, and she's totally like Liz tailored out.
Oh, she comes back later to she's so fucking she was a fun character That leads us into an excellent point about secondary characters. You had a very specific group of secondary characters who died to have a fucking spinoff Oh, we're going there. Okay. Yes, absolutely.
I was gonna go differently, but um Yes, I love when I go to the Victorian era England that they have I think it's I'm gonna fuck up the name so bad No, no, I should have written it down. I think it's madam verasta or vastra madam vastra I believe it's the lizard woman from the center of the earth her her girl Friday slash wife Jenny and The repentant Satoran Stracks as they're like butler man waiting who I fucking loves they're like we'll need you know subtle tingles Well, then I only recommend like great axes and plasma grenades for a full frontal assault It means like that's subtle like I want to spin off of them so fucking bad. I think they're fucking great I told you about this the line that I loved at the end of the earth that It's the great intelligence episode with the snowman Where the shed she answers the door and says Hello, I'm a lizard woman from the second from the dawn of time And this is my wife Jenny and he faints. I was just like I want to fucking write shit that has that line in it It's fantastic, but yes, I want I want them to have a spinoff.
I think they're great. They make sergein I don't think that I don't think that much doctor who I don't think that much torch would I've not met I'm sure there's six people on the internet on a fucking chatroom right now talking about sergein Talk about the sergein adventures and You know yeah, I think that would be a great fucking spinoff I just want more strikes. I just love that they have the second conference call me He's in the middle of his vacation, which is fighting in Glasgow bars and He goes yeah, he goes knock me out. I think I like winds up for a punch goes here pick the shovel This is gonna be a while.
Oh fuck it. I love strikes so much He's so funny and the whole like you know because they're a clone species he has no concept of gender So when Jenny like you think Jenny's done. He's like come on boy come back. You know come on boy you're like purposely ruins the most poignant scenes in the best way possible where you're like like you get like choked up Oh my god Jenny's dying.
Oh my god strikes us talking now You know you completely like you get you lose the gravity of the situation which is hilarious Um that takes care of two points actually, but I'm speaking of pop songs because there was a pop star guest star I want to go into guest stars. I actually want to point out something else very quickly So there's a church that I drive by every once in a while every time I drive by it all I can think of this doctor Hey, wouldn't laugh myself guess what this church is called I Don't know the master my list because I wonder what It's the theme sets in my own show and it comes from a doctor episode I can't decide when the master is triumphant over the tent doctor and I Dancing to that and I was listening to the song. This isn't a bad song. This isn't this is a lot of fun I looked it up and Yeah, I loved the master.
I loved that Quiet and the loud psychosis of the drum beat in his head and why can't you hear it? It's the heart beats of the gallicaran I believe and it's one of his companions her father was taken over by the master at some point You know what I'm talking about right and that's one of the first times I started falling in love with the series So I was watching it on yes as a little kid, you know Oh, that's it. Okay. I'm just talking about the master was kind of one of the first Um one of the first big overarching who villains that I got you know exposed to Yeah, it wasn't he wasn't like a creature of the week type We wouldn't start her in or as a sirexies or anything like that.
He was I you know coming into who I I Knew of the master, but I was like I'd never seen that dynamic between the two and really the last two of their kind type of things It's the last time or but he's really kind of not well I mean, you know Superman's the last on a Krypton, but you have super girls super boys Yeah, you have comment comment the super cat No, I'm sorry comment was the horse street. It's totally made me spit red bull on my shallow room. I'm sorry That's right. I totally just named second venture brothers band I'm sorry.
It was a comment was the cat streaky with no streaky was the cat comment was a super horse. They had a whole pet league Now thanks 70s Let's have a super horse But yes, there's you have I'm just gonna run down the list and we'll kind of stop here and there Of course the most recent one I saw Warwick Davis Just see the actor that showed up with forehead acting and they're like we can work with this Yeah, no, I got you, but why are you bringing up the moment Johnny? You know the forehead ridges on playing on you know some actor just showed up for head acting No, no, I got the reference but why's being brought up? What was what with Davis after the clean ones?
But why? Was on Star Trek who was gonna start track see now? I can't remember now confused Are you thinking he was in Star Wars? No, because he was He was wicked the E-walk No, he probably was Yeah Off air like three months ago I can't wait for a billion emails I love the Twitter wrist by saying midget I doubt it That was Coke that was he was on the midget the Jordan Princess was on Who's on coke when you started talking about What side of the Vietnamese on I don't know the black side well then they win because it was strange obsession with Vietnamese and Vietnam I know More Wonderfully Just watching something like all three minutes just like oh they did a nerdist but I'll start bowling with the Cornado trilogy and It was a peg frost a go right and Steve Johnson's ex-bistles.
Yeah, apparently they're the best bowlers in England compared with a doctor who cast well this type of actor who because the who casts The funniest way humanly possible Though I did rewatch the breaking bad one and I love that to put Jonah Ray office bowling game Betsy Brandt runs over and ruins the series forum Oh, what happened goes just ruined it the whole series for me She told me how it ends She just like spoiled it put him up his game and he was like I got a friend who goes he keeps going like saying my name. I'm like I don't know he says that too I know that's like the line from the entire series to say my name Yes, I don't know what that means I'll get excellent Do not remember when a Dumbledore died like once before the book came out somebody and still on the page and copied it on the Internet Yes, I do remember that the spoiler heard around the world. Yes, speaking of and Michael Gambon the new the newer Dumbledore was I literally said double doors. I can remember his name It says double door on my fucking list like there are literally it's I have people's names and then like random territory State plates because I was like I'm not really thinking about no stating this So yet Dumbledore and he was a jerk for like the first half that episode it was the Christmas Carol episode Timothy Dalton President of the time Lords, I'm always going to remember you from flash Gordon I'm always gonna remember you being the Nazi from not here Oh that was yeah You found my unfortunate nickname Sissy Then I think relatively relatively unknown Andrew Garfield Spider-man's on Doctor who With an American accent so that's coming through me off.
I was like no I thought he's British. I think he's like half British. He's some kind of hybrid Let's let's talk to the Buffy kids Anthony head was on it as a headmaster Oh, okay, well Let's do Dumbledore literally naming mom as I've written after Dumbledore Magneto The end of the countless the voice of the intelligence know by the way, I like that you say magneto not get off No, cuz I fucking hit one of the rings. Oh Love that meme Going on like a little side doctor notes the governor David Morrissey The governor from walking dead played a character who was like what was it?
You've imprinted with some of the memories of the doctor from the side Control all I was what I'm not I had to wear a who shirt I was gonna tell you though the police box one that you got me that I love You would not believe how much attention that gets me and how much people see it is an invitation to stare at my rack You're welcome. I wasn't going to give me an observation. Well, you know next week unfortunately we have our guest It's gonna be the closest one to Halloween, so we're gonna take pictures of the Halloween costumes It's gonna be a good thing you're gonna wear your tardest smock and So what I have used in fourth grade art class, but I'm gonna put it on a long-sleeve button up t-shirt bag button up shirt backwards Yeah, I'm doing that to you and kick her doing what you have a long sleeve men's button up You would put on backwards for a painting. Yeah, or if you were like, yeah playing clay or something.
Yeah, God That's a fucking memory. Um, they're always planned. They were always Mine were they were always fucking plaid. I'm gonna say you realize your daughter's gonna do shit like that before you know It's the word smock is gonna become part of your vocabulary.
Oh, did you wear a smock money? We should go to shut up that which I'm pretty sure she says no Her going on credible hulk on something. I was I was I was I what'd she call it big green monster big green monster? Yeah, she doesn't say whole she says no green.
Always she says Captain America I remember she knows all that That's always big green monster is the whole I've been driving the whole big green monster. Okay. I'm okay with that I'm sure so he is. I don't care bill Bailey If you want to jump from the connection with Simon Pegg bill Bailey from he was in hot fuzz He was like the one of the twins or the twins behind the glass He was in he was in space.
He was bill Boeing's face, and he plays like some kind of weird space marine in doctor who Anytime you say space marine I'm immediately gonna go aliens. Well, yeah, it's right. It's right came to from Sure don't worry. I'll be doing this on fucking dead It's going to be great.
I mean I love her to that, but it was one of those words She was like I really got doing it there alien how much money? Okay Especially with resurrection well she wanted resurrection because it was like a More a more empowered Ripley because she had like the queen DNA and she was like becoming part alien and empathic to the xenomorphs So yes, but every time when the writer says that modem got knocked out I get angry that They You're seeing the CD I was talking about that Okay, so bill night is no, that's bill night bill night He was on the Vince van gole episode he was the Yourself back to Archer New promo for archer fucking yeah the top gun promos ran Danger zone Okay, I'm gonna cut off a few other things a few things I'm gonna cut out are Arguing about the consistency of the cyber men being from alternative earth or are they aliens like they were in the original serials? What the fuck with rivers on I'm still not completely happy with how they kind of stitched up her Speaking of American cities the joke that they locked away NYC I Like that I'm sure that was a meeting between them the BBC going yeah We can't really afford to send it in New York every you know season or whatever and they went okay Well, we'll just be time-locking NYC in the 30s Um things know where you have to wonder about when they say it wasn't in the budget and then you think about their budget has to be fucking enormous I wouldn't say enormous probably better than what I mean Absolutely Does something cool the certain aspects of showing a bunch of the tardis is Amazing I kind of like how they played it though where it's just the garbage But it's actually any and they have the line of dialogue that say no, it's a series of broken commuiling circuits By the way, that's where we'll tell me if I don't bring this up. Why do they still have the tardis is breaks on?
I think that's what's causing them now. I fucking said that to you Yeah, and that's what I'm still on They guess he goes I he does have that one line where I like that sound but like yeah Why would you keep driving the parking brake on other than I love that the tardis other parking brake? Well, I said they had that throw away joking there to explain that sound for fucking 50 years And they're going oh British people are fucking smart. Um, what's in my pockets?
What oh is um the line that kind of does in I'm afraid of nothing. Oh, I will pop it below nothing I'll take it where you go. That's the basic example of British humor. Oh, I mean, yeah, that was my favorite lines It's yeah, it's an exclusive.
Yeah, he's trying to get the feather back Well, he's trying to let me try to get the feather back and save spider I think at that point like lie in there tiger or whatever. Oh my oh Spider vs. Tiger. Yeah Real quick because we're talking about the new game and stuff and I know that you have an opinion on this it's fun The tardis is a character.
You're the tardis is my favorite character. It's like both of the doctor who shirts I have our tardis named Well, I've always been fascinated by the tardis and it's one of those things where also one of them didn't fit me I mean, let's ignore the girls large. Yeah And as much as you are slipping down I'm very large. It's still a curls large Her's is my favorite character and I've always been fascinated by the tardis You know ever since you know I was little something that's bigger on the inside than it is on the outside What did you love the line that they had where the guy goes in and goes on goes?
It's smaller on the outside and they're just like wait what? You know I never heard that one before it was really funny because that was my first thing that I thought when I was reading How's it leaves was oh like a tardis except evil. Yeah Yeah, I mean just that when you have in the in the game and one the wife of the doctor's wife where you have Idris Say like you didn't steal me. I stole you.
You're like well I broke my brain a little oh you just know about that Then you have what I just kick the whiteboard to the curb Talk to that name and other things that in 1997 Um And you have Clara going back in time and to that first doctor and they kind of put her in like Marlon Brando's and M. Turnstile and you know They're like oh take this one. It'll be more fun ride and it's like But then that's the kind of use you know do sex machine They're like well wait if the tardis if Clara pointed out towards that tardis and how did the tardis still The mare freak out, you know Those things that were always love to be packed at one of the things people like about the series the doctors were generation So simply because BBC's like well you want more money fuck you or they're dead Yeah, you know or they want to move on like I said you want more money fuck you Yeah, cuz really like you kind of a show like friends without any of the friends and they know getting one of a million dollars And I'm just some crazy shit No, it's not And it's I'm sure it's a very fun job, but you know kind of the back your brain really I fuck up it One has a tape to reach every BBC I think about an episode where Jeremy Clarkson is driving like what a really small one-person cars that you can get anywhere And you see a clip of him driving back behind one of the BBC newscasts actual tapings And you see him driving past in the background Like driving past news just fucking around and not really getting punished for it probably for some shows But I mean you take your job very seriously, but yeah, if I'm doing it Excuse me, I need to go drive this whole guy around because he read 103 seconds It's a good gig if you can get it. Well, you know First I'd be a British gentleman at a certain age and had a drinking problem correct.
So most English gentlemen England the only country where the word glasses over Speaking of Englishman. I was to say Ireland where you'll never be told you have a problem. Nope The answer is not you're drinking too much the answer is you're not drinking enough And speaking of people Not necessarily from Britain but from outside of Britain we're gonna wrap up on this kind of you have a lot of fun with John Barriman Jack Hartness who's not coming back to the fifth anniversary. He was like the schedule time I love to come back invite you when Capaldi's taken over.
He's like just let me get up You know get the time I love to come back I really wanted to see him. I wanted to see him play office myth so bad I like the fact that Captain Jack Hartness is just very asexual. It's not that he's not asexuals pansexual You know what I mean if it's a tree totally fucking that's what I'm saying he's pansexual I said men women alien whatever Girl friend could have been a burn victim an empty or a dead body He's just so fun and open and has such a sense of humor about himself And he did it takes his work seriously, but he doesn't take himself seriously And you saw that and you saw that in Jack Hartness as well just that the David Tenet last moment where he visits Hartness and he slides in the note and it says his name's Alonzo and it's Alonzo from the Kelly Minogue episode I was like I didn't call back, but it's just like Do you want to look to see I would love to see we didn't do something with I was gonna stop crying out losing names What else is he on? I'm not gonna be tired of I never go flying.
No firefly. Last season of Buffy's Preacher. Fillion? Yes, there we go.
I love that. You want to see we can do something with Philly? I want to see we can do something with Philly and the John Barry night because I think the two playing off each other would be hilarious! Ooh.
Yeah, can you see them like doing doing villains or doing superheroes? I'm only gonna say that Fillion is the only American I think I'd like to see as a doctor. You'd be a really fucking good doctor. Yeah, I'd love to see John Barry and a Confillion just do something.
Just do something. I have a common conversation. Like I said, because I could just see them having so much humor and playing off each other and getting along like a house on fire. You know what I mean?
Getting along like a house on fire is not a thing. Like that. This is. They get on like a house on fire.
It's a thing. It's a thing. I'm gonna hack a lemonade. You don't.
They get along like a house on fire. It's a real thing. See, you're not gonna have to go to the... Well, we'll Google it off air.
The entomology on that one. Um, social contract, that's all I guess. I'm supposed to jump into that. No segue whatsoever.
Sorry. I'm returning to the tech host from a coworker. I'm trying to get out of work, but it's not happening. Is that what you told them?
No, she said she didn't feel good and she asked to play out the game tonight. But she did. What do you do? So she's not fucking getting out of work.
Sorry. She's sitting there and she's asked for it. Is the odd image playing? Are they in the series with the...
They still haven't seen the series of the Red Wings? No. That was a soul crushing game. We're doing really well in the third period in the last two to four.
Sure. And I made many jealous jokes. Oh, that's right, because that's the thing. Um, I like that you know about sports because it's on a TV at your bar.
I know about sports because I don't know what sports because I need to know when the games are. So I have an idea about sports. I mean. Yeah, I understand the icing.
Only cake. Well, I understand. Why was that not on the dugout? No to self.
No to self. Bring up cake more often. I'm shooting the gutter. Crap.
No I want cake. Cake. There's your BBC. Call back.
Talk more about cake and less about flow jokes. Oh my g- it's a great sentence. Things you wish you got the same context. Talk more about cake and less about flow jokes.
Should we text the boys immediately? I'll text them later. I gotta give them notes. That's Dippers note.
More cake less flow jokes. Deb. That's not my real note. My real note will be something slightly different.
Yeah, I'm sure. That's a devil's list of this. That's okay. I don't listen to that.
Dad. I don't either. Moving on. I have to record it.
We should probably wrap up. Should we? Well you just want to wrap up as it's fun who episode? No, I want to wrap up with Who Stakes I Made this week.
Yes. We started watching something last week after we had a recording mishap. Yep. It's like deeply regret.
Did you finish it? I watched it a couple times actually because it didn't make sense to me. Does it make sense to me now? No.
Is it because I cut out the subplot involving werewolves? No. Or I'm sorry, we need to go. Well I know what a window is.
I was going to do a marble connoisse. Like I said, that's pretty well-known. But no, it's just... Annabelle Bigfoot.
It's just lazy more than anything else. And the editing on it was fucking terrible. I don't know who thought that was a good series of events for me to say. And if you haven't put it together, we're talking about the reindeer.
That is the most racist accents I have ever fucking heard. Fucking a great idiot. You're sitting there watching it, both like mouths open. This is what does it equivalent of black face?
I wanna stop racist. I think they're left to say right face. Yeah. I mean it's fucking, it's out there.
Like how the Indians talk to f-trude for God's sake. true for God's sake. My name come up? Yeah, he says that.
Exactly what I've got. Yeah, but that's an actual sentence. It's when he's like, no, where you go? Yeah, like, where you go get trained now.
Right horse onto it. Big pay day. Like I said, that is some racist fucking shit. The movie's just a fucking tour excuse for Johnny Dapt where a dead bird hat.
Where a lot of face paint. That was another bitch I had about that is that he has stubble up throughout most of that. American Indians in general do not have facial hair. They just don't have- That was racist facts.
No, it's a genetic thing. They just don't have a lot of facial hair. You know, I can't think of a Native American with a beard on top of my head. It's not racist, it's genetic.
They just in general don't grow facial hair. Okay. Like I said, so hit stubble throughout most of that movie I'm like this is bullshit. That really got to take away.
If I had to say all the things that were wrong with that movie, we'd be here for another hour. Here's my review of it. I told him I said, I only saw half of it. In the words, Regabt Damdiculous got uttered more than ten times.
It was like Star Wars pre-cool's racist. That first one's really fucking racist. Yeah. Oh, they're so Chinese in that.
No one's to admit it. You and I had this conversation when they came out in 3D, remember? No. Yeah.
Didn't you guys see it in 3D with Erm? Yeah. Exactly. You and I had a conversation.
And then it reinforced it because I was like I don't remember them having those accents and then when I went to go to see it I had it in my head to be like, hey, I didn't have the accents. I was like, Jesus fucking Christ. I feel bad for having not ordered sweet and sour chicken all of a sudden. And then yeah, the Gunkin's being obviously ghetto African American, jive speaking.
Oh my God. And it's just racist shit. Low-rage or was that bad? It was, I said this to you while we were watching.
I said it was just as bad. It was just as bad as Fisher Stevens playing the Indian American in a short circuit. Oh God, that was so bad. It was like, oh hello, welcome to the country.
I am Fisher Stevens. I bang Michelle Pfeiffer at McRobot and you're like, and it sounds like a fucking like this stereotypical like tech support. You're like, I just got someone J on tech support. Yeah, like it's fucking bad.
It's bad. Yeah. And it's just a shit move. I mean they cut out an entire subplot about when it goes.
Where will? Is it where will? Well, when it goes or whatever. Man beast.
Yeah. But the fact that they like, you're like, wait, they cut out a subplot about that? Like, which wouldn't have made it make any more sense. The reveal on the Helen Bonacarder being a ballet dancer in your leg, raw.
It was just that. Way be heavy handed. Yeah, it was just that slow pain to the ballet dancer picture and you're like. Like I said, way to be heavy handed.
And the thing is like, that's not the big reveal that he ate her leg. You just know she's mad at him or she hates him and she was a ballerina. Like, yeah, anyone over the age of four can put it together. I actually, you have one good thing to say about that movie.
The credits. I finished walking and watching a little kid in the movie, the one who plays his brother's son. Actually, fairly talented the latter. There's a part near the end where he's kind of having a breakdown and finding out that his dad is actually dead.
No, very talented after. You don't find that he doesn't find that after the end? Um, I see that near the last train battle. By the way.
Train battle? Lone Ranger, riding fucking silver on top of the freaking train. Are you fucking kidding me? I just put it together at the Spirit Horse, the silver.
Oh no, he makes me. The minute he's there, I was like, we're over the silver in that old fucking spirit horse. They actually make the joke about that at the end. Which is one of the only jokes that makes it really good in the movie where he finally does the jump and the hat in the hand and saying, Hi, do silver.
And then Charlie Tops looks at him and says, don't ever do that again. It was one of the few good jokes in the movie. Does he have it up? Oh, he's coming up the high-go silver.
Hi, oh, silver. Away! Like I said, he does that and then it pans to Charlie. Don't ever do that again.
Well, he probably said it more recently than that. Yes, he did. Don't do that again. No, no, he didn't do that bad.
What do you mean, he must have it? I think the worst part is that later on they actually do run into a band of command sheets, supposedly. And they have an authentic, I'm always going to say Native American actor playing one of the command sheets. He hasn't tried the commercial.
Like I said, he doesn't talk like a peach bag. So you don't want to cry with the litter? For yourself a favor, don't turn around. No, no, this isn't since joke.
Oh, I was like, is that a cap on him? No, no. Turn around to his sleeve and his mouth. Yeah, yeah, do your cell phone.
Don't turn around. Weird enough, that guy was not Native American. Who's it telling you? So yes, low ranger.
Like I said, low ranger. Yeah, I don't, you know, wear the mouth alone. Yeah, I have one thing to say on that. It is not green hornet or self-land fails pad.
That's about what I could say. But it's probably the top ten that we've been in. Oh, it's fucking terrible. Like I said, the kid they have in that good little actor, I'd be interested to see what else he does after this.
I hope it's totally good. That's what the stall is career. Because he looks really young, but I have no idea how young he actually is. Alright.
So how do you... Oh, I thought we're going to end on low ranger. You don't want to stop looking at that? Yeah, kind of a who-heavy episode.
Let's just leave it. We'll do social contract next week. Who out? Who out?
When we actually have a more structured episode. So, uh... I'm not teasing next week's episode. We're having a guest.
We're having a guest. Lord of the Rings may be defended. Or offended, depending. By the way, I like that one of our highest rated episodes on iTunes is your rant about how much you hate Lord of the Rings.
Yep, and the Southland tells one. Ah. Pretty much if I hate a movie, that just... it just breeds listenership.
So, from all of us... I'm just thinking maybe later on I don't have a blog or review movies, co-op, don't hate things. Don't hate movies. Don't...
Yeah, don't hate movies. Don't... Don't... Play with your screwdriver and we'll get done.
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