Thank you for calling the Turbo Sports Radio Headquarters. Please leave your message after the tone. Well, here we are. The finals.
This is a hard one. Whew! Took up a little... A little doo-borella to help me with this decision.
Street Fighter II Turbo. Pretty fucking cool game. Super Mario World. Really cool fucking game.
I wasn't blessed enough to own any of these. But I had various friends where I played these grown up. What am I going to say? What am I going to say?
Well, drum roll please. Ohhh, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
It's got Turbo in the name. Come on. Street Fighter II Turbo. They made it.
We made it. That's my two pence. Good luck with the decision boys. Peace out.
This is Jono wishing Street Fighter II Turbo good luck in the final because how on earth did Mario even get there? A link to the passes and infinitely better game and deserves to be in the final. There is no way that Mario can beat the namesake of the podcast Street Fighter II Turbo. I think that just needs to say it all.
Fuck Mario. Street Fighter all the way. Video presents the final of the Super Nintendo Entertainment System Mini to Autorment. Final's made.
Final's made. We're here. We're here. I didn't think we were actually.
I thought we were going to get bored up way through. There's too many games. But the good thing about what it got to do is semi-finals court finals. It goes away quickly.
Yeah, it shuts you down quick. You can have my ears. It starts shrinking. You see those little lines shrinking emerging together.
I think it's all going to be all nice. Nice. Yeah. So we'll just start off.
We'll just have a little reflective moment here. Have you enjoyed yourself with the tournament? Have you enjoyed judging games of yesterday? I love judging stuff.
I love judging stuff. You know me judging shit left right then. Every day. Every one.
I see everything I look at judging straight up the bat. So yeah. Grett and butter for me, mate. But yeah, I love it to make yourself.
I loved it, mate. What I like about it is we've had to really kind of like for example, Super Punch Out. We lost in the first round. We lost in the first round.
I didn't. That's your season. I didn't really have a kind of like properly played. You play it round the mates.
I never had it. You'd enjoy it. And then add some music and then add some shit. But it made me play it more because I had to kind of see if I can.
It's fantastic. Yeah. And see what is good about all these things. None of these things really make on this list.
I don't think if they didn't have any redeeming features, even Contra III, mate. It's just a chain of Contra III doesn't have infinite lives. You would play that game. If that didn't live, you'd play it.
So for me, it's just nice to kind of like just go into a game and go. You know, there are some qualities here that maybe that's someone's favorite game and you could appreciate it. You get to make it free. I don't appreciate it because I can't get past it.
It does have a good mood on it so you could just like never die. Like, you know, could cheat or something. You did up, down, left, right, A, B, starts, left. You don't say nothing could kill you.
It might be quite fun just running through with blasting stuff. Doing those spins and bullets can add to your leg and play. Because you play it with anyone. Yeah, basically the fact that you're saying you just walk, you're dead.
Oh, it's like that fucking Simpsons walkway with episodes. You know what I mean? You're trying to fucking quarters in. You die.
It's just no enjoyment from that. Just imagine finding that in an arcade, mate. You know, just knocking about an arcade. You recognise a game, you see the light up board above it and it looks kind of cool.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, alien invasion. One, mate. Like I said, four. So you think I'm going to give it a go?
You put your 50p in, mate, probably two with these days. You can be dead in 30 seconds. Yeah, like in the arcade, like that was like the money, I mean. I don't know.
I chugged my internet. I kind of enjoyed that more. That was a better game, mate. I mean, it was a better game, mate.
I don't know. I don't know. I can't try to buy my tanks and they've got far enough to take a deal. I think it does have a tank.
Yeah. I think it does have a tank. Yeah, I think I've seen someone else. I've seen someone else.
I've seen someone else. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Rocket launchers and planes and mech suits. Gun diamonds was in it. Do you get past level two? Do a sonic boom as well, mate?
Yeah. Mega Man turns up and stuff. But yeah, it's been nice to just break things down and take and try our best to be, because we have been, you know, we've had our favourites. Metroid.
That had to be broken by the egg mate. How do you think? That's the only way we could really decide on that. But there's a lot of games in here that you know, you wouldn't give it this time of day, but because we have to kind of judge these things properly, mate, straight down the middle.
Yeah. You've got to give Kirby's Superstar Dream Course. Superstar Dream Course. I think Superstar Dream Course is a fucking struggle.
You've put more and more fucking time into that. That's pissing up the season like it's died. Yeah. But Dream, all stars, Kirby all stars at the school.
I don't mind that one. It's got a platform game. It's got your favourite, the older, how it's like, the gun moments on it too, mate. No, no, the gun was, it was the, it was a smash in the star that never smashed and the hit with a, hit with a fact.
Like a sire- I was planning, yeah, it's a, yeah, it's a sort of, full-ir weapon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's enjoyable.
Yeah. Okay, before we get into it, obviously take Metru away from things, because you're too much, too invested in, in Samus and all that glory. Has there any games in here that you thought have done well from Cell, show, you know, projection of Cell's in a good light and just warn themselves a bit of honour, which games in there you kind of thought? No.
No. I can tell that, I can't, I'm not as able to fan. Obviously I'm not as much of a Metru, but I'll tell anybody, okay, if you're ready, if you're ready, and it won against Yoshi, I thought Yoshi was going to tend to go away. I was like, Yoshi, I'm a big fan of Yoshi, I like Yoshi's argument, but there would be it.
Yeah. Yeah. And it's a better game. He did, he was up against Mario, he was going to, is he really going to beat Mario, he did not going to happen, but he owned several minutes.
And just, just by talking about it, you bring up the old little memories of him knocking about, all he did is a little sprint and everything like that. That is, but that was really, it was good to do. Yeah. Just something as simple as just a little sprint is enjoyable.
So if you're getting that right, Samus Mega Man was dash, you know, little things go a long way, didn't they? Yeah, no, yeah, you can't be that one. We'll waste up on a beat particularly, I mean, it's a shame that Super Mario can't really get a good run, but he was up against, he was up against Super Metroid straight away, straight, you know, obviously got a buy, so he missed the first round, went straight into the second round, but he went up against a classic platformer. And as we say, platformers do a bit more weight than racing games or ready to announce, they do, so it's- Fans are having big fans, big people.
Yeah, but I mean, I love Mario Kart, my Super Mario Kart is up there for me. I'd always, it'd be in my top 10 without a shadow or that, and he even could break the top 5. Yeah, I reckon so, like I said, when I got to 64, I'd go back to this next to play Mario Kart, so just, I don't know, it's a better game. Enjoying more, I think it's just, maybe the style of the game.
The style of the game, yeah, it's better to believe me. It's better to believe it, but you've been doing around that 64, being Mario, jumping over hills, doing it in like two seconds or whatever, but I know it's helping you, enjoyable, like just watching this fucking screen term, but not my car, I mean, if that, just the way it's, I don't know, it's beautiful, beautiful game. Did I tell you that being actually able to go, so you would cover the top half of the screen up and just look at the map and try and drive around that, that was quite fun. That'd be a good drinking game, so if you ever- you got your snazzy going, just get a little bit, you know, get a, a little bit, a couple of, depends on what your TV is making.
A couple of little, three bits of a four bit, 64 inch make. They're doing eight points. Sell a table to the top of your screen. Yeah.
I'm covered up in everyone just saying a little go, trying to go around there. It's a good game because you're just seeing them, because they don't really move. They don't do anything. But because you're looking at that thing and I've got to turn left, but because you're not going to turn left, you might be turning left, you might be turning right, but it's completely, this can be like, it's fun.
That's good. Well, no, that one. That's a lot of that one. That's a lot of that one.
The Mario RPG remake up to play in the Mario RPG and talk about Mario RPG. Yeah, we'll get it all. Yeah, if you find on that mate you're tying up with the RPG. Yeah, actually, but I mean it's, I don't know, I haven't completely yet.
So you bought some car, it's dead. No, no, no, it's good. They've done it well, graphics and that. And I think, oh yeah, that's lovely.
Because you were saying they were jumping on, sort of edging, pressing A, B. You have to take a break. You couldn't do that all in one go. You have to take it.
And again, I don't fucking love it. Slagging me up right now but I don't know I take a break. It's a big car, it's a form of BS. any super million Nintendo, many other same minute.
Who have we got mate? Everyone knows, it's on the thumbnail. What is it? Super yeah, that's but yeah, it's I did think this report was gonna kind of, you know depend on who it fell up against if you fell against Mario in the first round is the top one for we've been to mario kart obviously mittory did defeat marica but this there's there the battles you and the sector have been talking about yeah so there's some strong battles there you think I don't want to get that one I don't want to get that one you know She's island you don't want to get any more get linked to the past night.
There's a few even a zero could be tricky in the wrong side So I didn't think it was gonna get this I thought it was semi-final It probably hit and then yes gets late my someone but There's a way to do it But it's made it to the finals we kind of knew Maribine a favorite odds on favorite to get you He was he was gonna be solid game that he is so hopefully Street Fighter he ponders the cat the boys and and lady Chun Li can I mean she isn't in this one mate. She's in super. Oh, she's just yeah. She's just here.
Yeah. She's just looking at him I thought you just missed an office of music but ask me. Yeah, she actually shouldn't be here Yeah, yeah, she's just she's in super. She's in the next one.
Yeah, he's a little bit naughty, but she's with I will see so It's a big time battle mate, you know Street Fighter on the snares was a big deal we go around some of those three partners There's a All-stars you fucking Street Fighter to have email about Star Fox one probably it must have been a star Fox one. Yeah I thought you have one but then one of the main leaks someone would have if you didn't get it Oh, when it was released and you had married world you definitely bad all stars are Street Fighter. Yes That's like you go out and you know how to come though they had no no because why you'd be cut at Christmas and you got Star Fox star Fox All-stars left in the shop now the shop only said this was the best game out. This is when everyone wants goody And you didn't say that didn't say that didn't say that didn't say he didn't say he didn't say it I like the Fox I thought you answered.
He's a fox mate. He is that's one thing going is hit He's looks and it sounds right. It probably only didn't go for him. Yeah, they go away instantly Yeah, so should we should we jump in off the up our little five What do you call it sections of judging will start a gameplay probably possibly the most important one?
This is this is hard because I would as a street bar I love it The reason why I love it so much is the gameplay the inputs everything working how it should work is You know, it's more of an art form than say like a more combat You need to know what you do and you can't just you can't but back so it's important for you I'm there and you have a goal in it But you really want to come master it the buttons are so kind of like precise and ready for you But we say kind of you know, it's there's no lag or anything. It's just ready to go Excuse me Shoulders a dx way strong medium heart strong medium hard punch okay. I see you do the person punch or kick Is all of these you can do you give me a strong medium or everyone knows that many times Realistic fighting technique ever punch your kick nothing else strong medium Yeah, yeah So we want to marry over the game play mate terrible anything I tried to a medium punch. You just do a jump.
It's fun. It's just fun. It's just hard punch. You just Looking at me today.
I don't even anything mate. You don't even anything. You might have spun again. I think they used to I think blue might spin as well Eleanor.
I don't know what that yeah was anything. Did you offer? I know select drops something but it's Eleanor Would age who offer to provide a blower as well as something else Okay, does he not like Well, look up that well. He looks up if you press up.
Yeah, you might you might want to do anything anyway No, it's a game one You can't you can just get a lecture group by a hook rip off which is quite good. Yeah Yeah, yeah, you can use you can use it. You get to see like Like my vice in the net I didn't want another lot sooner and then say they thought now we're just calling blank around them Instead of Brazilian Hulk. Yeah, yeah Just a big a blank yeah, but they want to be be be lanker is it?
Spicting the coast to be Yeah, we did what I do. I go in feeling Blanco when I said when I said Brazilian I meant Portuguese so it's part of the views for yeah, yeah You were talking about in being Brazilian. Yeah, you knew what you're saying. Yeah, yeah Loneliness Why is it was a part of Jesus?
Well, it is yeah, and then that the brother my right but there we are yeah So getting played one for Mario when we went on to music I personally think Street parts got better tunes than Mario Mario's got some bows it the bows are tuned is a great home. I and it's got some nice But if you're talking about guiles steam tune rios, Ken's B. Lankers Embisons, you know, you're gonna hear the envison at the end of the episode and the interim music at the start episode So you know like those tunes wait, why you listen to this you start in every day a week? Yeah, listen to those tunes five person, but I do think it's got what it's got.
I mean, it's got one talking like eight or so tunes That's a decent amount of tunes there. Yeah, it's got some good music even all I said that as well even this little time Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a good one just to be bad just get into on the street fire. I played you couldn't be God before bad. No, you actually can only be like the eight main Yeah, so when you obviously when you get to the bad guy you can in it.
I mean it's worth going to sleep in a dress and Yeah, yeah, I think by the time you got to this one you could be the fuck the bad. That's it. Yeah, you could be Shatterly me. Shatterly.
Let's let's quickly just listen. Let's get to the end tune up. Just we can do marries I was a tune as well just just as Yeah But Mario just jumping on someone's head when he's spinning it's pretty when he dies. It's pretty good It's a typical way it's where to have you is in the end mate.
That's it Sweet by two No, this is super sweet by two, but six similar I didn't show you can really because I was back in the growing can never voice. Yeah, I'm 30 You didn't know I was not cool. I'm actually a third. Oh boy the third old boy It's weak Nice tunes well done.
Yeah, and we're just a little bit balanced We're just getting a thousand Pretend you win that walk by just go from one part of the class of the other No, a near-bauces we can see just so we arise. Oh, no. This is level. This is level This is quite a good tune mate.
This is the same tune that was in America Bowsers This is a good tune It's Bowser Valley How's it value the monzo's trying to get in again mate they keep trying to get in give some money and you can be on the show Actually cash me cash money Thunder and thunder like the mate I don't think it does much after Yeah Harder pic makes could spin an egg for it. We'll move on. We'll just go like we can always go back this is a final Maybe you know we got you take time you got a judge's properly. This is not speed run edition It's not Graphics not much to go on really you've got to do good You've got yoga flames which are quite nice the effect and the and your letter a good effect is why you go to scale in Yeah, yeah, not hard to do but nice Barrels yeah Mario does he break in boxes or anything?
Mary's sharper though Yes, I think it's fucking I don't know Quite sharp in it like a lot of the outlines and stuff a little bit sharp But I don't have you know an f16 or whatever you want to call it in the background Yes Yeah, and there's Mario I suppose Mario in the side levels there's shit moving about oh And the coins do spin There may be it might be might be touching what Mary there just for a spinning coin Yeah, and maybe the shininess of the sum of the turtles I'm Yeah Transparent goes that was something that I'm even making job to do that. Yeah, so maybe so maybe we'll just give that We'll give that to Mario because if he can go if he got transparent goes it showed that you probably could have done a transparent wall The transparent car the transparent barrel to probably Probably just be there so we'll give well Put an exit that one sales where bullshit So Mario full-time record sales of 20.61 million and Street Fighter 2 turbo was 4.1. That's good Street buyer that is Street buyer that's what I do Could get close could get clover then Mary I'm Mary car Mary I think I think so you think about Mario 64 Mario car 64 in that time that's when like Street bar album is coming out like the PlayStation one that mario's churning those fucking games out 64 so even Mario tennis, you know, he just sold a bear Man, yeah and golf basketball football. Yeah, yeah, exactly I think he's that even though she bought loads of different iterations.
I think and it's had some big hits I don't think you can discount Mario's Girth Yeah, so Mary gets the sales the stability all day long for me Street by I got to put out there the sounds Playing it for hours on end. I could even I'll play Mario for a long time. I'll play Street by longer. Yeah, and Ryan and Ken and Emily and bison made me the man I am today.
Mario. I loved him. Thank you wrong He was a nice ladder of him, but he didn't make me who I am today the Street by a lads did that and try me see obviously Yeah, personally Yeah, I mean I got I think I'm married was just there when it all the time but saying that Street by a you know better Time is to be fine purely because you can fuck people up. I mean mates is bad Yeah, and that's the thing is to the times you have a Street by a like cooking perfect in people with double perfect Double perfect man, but people haven't done sitting in toilet.
You got a perfect. It's a good rule. Think about what you've done. Yeah Yeah, you didn't I'm married I think I've been wrong I didn't do a grabbing that cake and flying around and punching the back air to eat Mmm, but if you could go back in time It would make any pajamas any pajamas you've already paid my own a day But when a night time happens maybe the popcorn's out order chocolate spread to come toasting milky way spread Yes, you know some zaps flying around Yeah, that's when you get Street by an onion place three party for the morning and then egg you know something Yes, yeah, I'm telling you Hey choices you have really you have to do one of them.
Yeah, I'll make up your own as we say I'll make up a rain. We do nothing. No, you have to do Egg your own house There's this really a nervous not bullying is called hazing. It's just it's a climatizing you to the group, you know Don't worry about it's all right.
I'm punchy. Yeah Nobody gets this one Street by gets the Nusanjability yeah, or damage so we're back to gameplay and music I personally I think Street by getting music I think it's got better tunes on a mega mix you'd rather history by tunes and Mario tunes so so now all comes down with a game But you just bit these and there's not a lot. There's not a lot in it Mario is very refined but Street by just like I said before just the input factor of it You've got to be precise with that you got to be you know doing a shariuken isn't as simple as it looks You know it's the forward down and inside down. You know it's it's the dukan you got work for it gameplay I mean if you was on your own though, you probably play Mario But mostly most people yeah, normally not about what you're talking yeah I've been nice a thing you need to have I Do as well Yeah, I mean with this be a final I mean we Street you know Street by is got music and the sound ability Mario's got sales and graphics Are we are we talking we're talking about exping it on the final way?
I'm not exping on the final. You know I don't know how to battle this out now You got to make a case for each well It's we need it we need to see some season video don't we need to see some I think we know since you see it See what's out you know like I do like punching and kicking and shariuken But you also like spinning I spin flying and turning to the lean and here to get star get start running if if there was a Nuki suit in Super Mario World definitely Yeah, that's a new key to even had proxy. Oh, it's definitely way. It may definitely I won't ever use up dog to if it had in there the thing is you can't sort of the problem with this is good The problem with super Mario World mate is it doesn't have the carousel to save you shit You just give you one little box up there.
Yeah, so by that carousel go to whistle I've got a frog suit I've got a new key suit camera brother suit Which never got used make because I don't want to lose that straight away and that carousel was nice to press blue Want it press blue see that carousel just no just make sure you've got a couple of snookies in a bank mate You know just listen there. I ain't gonna touch you. I use I use the mushroom. I just got from there Yeah, you always get much you just stick it on I mean sure I doesn't have a carousel either but They do have a carousel right start you're right.
Yes, they do yeah, I agree That reason yeah, I mean carousel alone Point on games like yeah, yeah I Know Which one of these got carousel Three I I Swag me I know fucking strawberry and one of them and they go in there they wouldn't have it I Maybe I I I Yeah I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I