201: Products Not Available in Stores, and They Want to Shave Your Mistress's Horse Hair!

This episode's got two things in it. Well, it's got a lot of things, but of two types. Two types of thing. That's what this episode has. Two of them. But a lot. AS SEEN ON TV: Are you in the market for some pilfering powder, focusing spray, or a little squeeze of bobo juice? Well, these products are not available in stores. Call today! GERALDBURGER: Two big eyelids of meat, 3 feet of chicken, and it all comes with a murder. Come on down to Geraldburger where we are really passionate about the temperature of eggs for some reason.