20190614大铭脱口秀:自从高考结束后,我就失宠了! episode artwork

EPISODE · Jun 14, 2019 · 12 MIN

20190614大铭脱口秀:自从高考结束后,我就失宠了!

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有个大姐说,女儿高考前一天晚上,卫生间有一只蚊子,老公打半天没打着,于是跟她商量:你能不能多在卫生间里待一会儿,把蚊子喂饱了,别让它咬着孩子。 高考结束后的一天晚上,他们又在房间发现一只蚊子,老公又没打着,蚊子飞到女儿房间去了,然后他们赶紧把自己房间的门关上睡觉了。还有网友说,自己女儿在高考前两周,非常认真地问她,妈妈,我高考完还是你的宝贝吗?当时这名网友硬着头皮点头,而心里确实这么想的,先让你安心考吧。然后昨晚11点女儿已经自己在洗衣服了。总之高考之前你是说话成真机,说什么话都能变成现实。妈我要吃剁椒鱼头!好晚上带你吃,多出鱼头补补脑!妈我要喝营养快线!好,补充营养身体好!!但是高考结束就成了变形金刚了。妈我要吃剁椒鱼头,我看你像剁椒鱼头!妈我要喝营养快线!我看你像营养快线!还有人总结,说结束考试的考生们,生活现在基本分为三种状况:变宝为废、平淡如初、随心所欲。

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