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The only show that realizes all zombies read Jean-Paul's start because they're existentialists. You really love this? You remember that? Yeah, I do.
I think the stuff that I had to make about this when we were talking, which we had basically a conversation like the one that started the network started the podcast. It was actually an hour long conversation that should have been us recording. Well, no. It was actually on a shell of human being.
Well, no, it was that it's two-thirty. We had an hour long conversation. Yeah, I know. I think it's a return.
I think we got- We talked about this off there before, and now I don't remember 100% of the conversations. What? I made the notes. I remember a freshman memory.
What was that? The note was we were talking- I don't know why you were talking- Oh yeah, because a Dana Ashbrook was on the Love's Movies when we were talking about the Return of the Living Dead series. Oh, and we were talking about how Diary of the Dead was kind of the last- Well, that it wasn't like Return of the Living Dead was like a really shit film franchise because we tried to- Well, it was a review of something that didn't make sense because- Not a living dead. It was a turn- Like I said, they were very specific films.
Like they were about racism. They were about being alone. They were about 80s mall culture. Like they had a very good point.
They were maristuff. I'm not about the not-ra-maristuff. I'm just saying the not-ra-maristuff. It didn't have a moral center.
That's not where there was a central step. But I do like where you had to act. No, but I'm just saying that's why they didn't make sense. That we were talking about how one of them- I think the second one is when the zombies finally like start talking.
Oh, right. And they got on like the CB rating that I said. Well, right. Or what are they saying?
Second Markovs. Yeah, and the only turn I like the zombie is talking is in zero zero? Zero wolf? It's like this weird Japanese- Okay.
Have you seen the ads for the zombie movie of the girls, all the guests? Actually, I'm really interested in that. Not just as a Kate Mara, because she looks super interesting in that. But it's one of those, it's kind of one of those like almost zombie also genetic tweaking.
Yeah. Also the book is mostly fantastic. Really? Yeah.
It was a very well-received film. But I also think it was- Zombie's are existentialists. Like I said, it was a very badly received film that I also think was promoted from. It's one of those like, it really seems like this pharmaceutical company has gone far too far.
But it's like the post-apocalyptic and then like it's all about like how human are you if you're like a second gen zombie, which we'll get into that now as well as later in. It's all about the- It's all about the really, really interesting. Yeah. But one, I don't have time to see movies anymore like go out and actually see movies.
It's going on DVD, I think. And now it's not next week. But like I said, it looks really good. And actually I'm just really interested to see what the focus was because I wanted to focus to be on the girl.
It is. But the trailer was the focus on Kate Mara. It was like the investigator. Are we talking about the same weather?
Yeah. Do you want to watch the trailer? The investigator. Like she came in and said- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's like the overseer of the- Exactly. Yeah, exactly. Now you know what I'm talking about. She was like.
Right. Yeah. She oversaw the Institute. She took this because I saw it.
Yeah. She did take over seats. She's like the company that was paying for it. It's sent her in to to do it.
Oh no. Yeah. Like if she was the overseer, she would be a monster. I remember the name of the characters from office space, but yeah.
They were the ones that were like in the interviews. They were like, what did you drop here? Or the steeves, right? I know they were.
I think they might have been the dais. Decent John Seem again Lee in Somebody Else. Don't speak. Something else won't never know about.
Oh, it was the guy who, oh no, wait never mind. Wasn't say it's the guy who was in Joe Dirt, but he- No, it's not, like I said, it's the guy from Joe Dirt's the guy who was the Joe Dirt's character. I guess that's the guy. The Joe Dirt's guy.
Yeah, but he was the one in original Joe Dirt who's like, I heard that level of Bob character stuck over the player of your bung hole. Well, is it the Dave's? I think it's the Dave's. That sounds right.
Come on, guys, John, see me, Kimberly, and- Don't know. So, anyway- Well, like I said, no, they were basically the cost analysis guy. Yeah, yeah, and that's what K. I mean, I mean, I'm a little bit more interested in the girls and in the girls with all the gifts.
And it's one of those, like, I kind of wanted to point out. I liked that she was supposed to be the outside analysis. Analist. Analist?
Analist. Analist. Analist. Which one did you just make me second?
I said, analysis, and you said, analysis. Analist. Yeah, and I said I left. Analist.
And, like I said, I only saw the previews. I was very interested in it. It's just it didn't get a great distribution. It was one of those- It was poorly promoted.
It didn't get a good distribution. I think it's going to be one of those that does very well in like streaming or DVD. and it's gonna be a cult movie. It's in the same way that like these stars make so many movies a year or whatever.
She's not a particular star right now because you know the fantastic form of a fucking terrible... Well like Brie Larson who's you know coming up on the Marvel scene. And yet I super hated her in 21 John 3. But you know she's got a huge...
She's got a movie coming out like called Firelight or Fire Fight. So yeah she's gonna be in this movie and they make tons of movies. I mean I haven't watched Doggy Dog which has got Nick Cool's Cage and Willem Defoe. I mean they put these things out all the time.
You know it's really funny. These movies that never see them on a day so I mean Kate Marving and this is not necessarily weird. I don't know if that was the point or not. Well the thing is that she was poised to be this giant star because you know she was starring in the new Fantastic Four and she's in a bunch of other roles.
And she was a awesome cast. I mean really... She's a very beautiful girl because she's young guys. But it's one of those like I feel like they were trying to save this.
You know when Fantastic Four made a big. Which you did. Super sucked. And your director's an awful person.
Yeah he's a good director. Sorry he is. He's not. He is.
No he isn't. Examples. Chronicle. The other movies made.
I feel like that was a good script as opposed to a great director. I think it was what Fluffy Blow job do. Accua. But I like that.
Dave V. Dave V. What's his name? Dane DeHaan is fucking Big Break.
But I'm just saying I feel like that was a good director. Was Michael? Was Michael Jordan not the guy. Michael Jordan?
Michael Jordan was he in that too? Michael? I don't remember. I don't remember.
I don't know if it seems like the black people like the black people. We should move on. Okay so. We have all the stuff to talk about.
Let's just move on. I watched Office Christmas Party? You said we were just playing. I was.
For a cast. It's so talented. It's so funny. You had TJ Miller, Jennifer Anderson, Jason Bateman.
Who's the one we like? Off of SNL. They're a few of them. But Kate McKinnon.
Oh my God. She's so funny. There's another one off of SNL. Have you seen the Kate McKinnon thing where they're interviewing?
I think it's with ... Oh ring off. It's the A&M. It's the alien invasion.
It's not to move around. It's just one of those things where she just leaves in every character she does. It's so funny. But anyway, since the Office Christmas Party, I feel like she was done directing and editing.
I think it was honestly probably editing at best. I mean it was funny. There were parts I laughed out loud on. They should have been way more.
They had the taxi driver from Deadpool. Sure. I don't think it was his name in Deadpool. No, it's funny that him and TJ Miller in it together.
No, it's just one of those things. I think it's at the end of Deadpool. I think I said this to you afterwards. Chris, high time.
No, but like I said, I said it to Brandon Miller walking in the dicoll. I'm like, do you want to know what kind of the taxi driver after you got into an accident with all of those? No, all of the guns in his car and his cousin is drunk. I didn't think about the fucking guns.
Now I'll get it back. Exactly. I really don't know what happens to the taxi driver in the next movie. If all the guns in his car and his cousin was drunk.
Oh my God. Is it his cousin? Wasn't it? Yeah, because his cousin stole his lady friend.
He was like, you should get an app, yeah. I didn't say that. I'm so proud of you. Kill ya.
You've got a fucking slant for this. Yeah, I know. So, Office of Christmas Party. Not as funny as it could have been.
Like I said, I laughed out loud, but I think loud. I watched the Unrated version. I think it was editing. Because when I watched the outtakes, they were like improvving over the end credits.
I was like, why was it half of that fucking movie? I mean, it's a hard R. Like, just go for it. But it is about a crazy fucking Office party at Christmas where Jennifer Aniston is the same character she was in Horrible Bosses.
Turn it shut down. This brand from this company, she runs with her brother TJ Miller. I'd love to see the genetic pool on that one. Pass.
It gives us Jennifer Aniston, but also gives us TJ Miller. And TJ Miller is like, you know, kind of the, everyone loves him, but he's a fuck up. No, he's a bitch. Rich, rich, fuck up.
Character. He's what a hero of Zen years. Was he rich or not? No, he's a dumb ass, but everyone loves him.
Yes, now, I have money for that. But everyone loves him. So, you know, he decides he's gonna throw this huge party even though Jennifer Aniston said no. She's gonna close the branch and he throws this huge party to get this huge, land this huge account.
At one point, this guy hires a prostitute to potentially his girlfriend and they mix up the snow for the snow machine with Coke. So, the party goes down. Real fast. Let's pronounce Roll-Frost.
Roll-Frost. So, it's funny. I mean, I wouldn't say I necessarily recommend it, but it's one of those like, if it was on the little nad today. It's pretty and easy.
Oh my god, that's so terrible prostitution-wise. No, well, it did. But it's really funny. It wasn't the greatest comedy with, like I said, the cast that it had.
So, underutilizes what you're telling me? I mean, rock courtries in it and I laugh at anything he tends to do. Like I said, underutilizes what you're telling me. Absolutely.
And I think I'd make that. I mean, I think they really did pull away from- I think they really did pull away from- I don't know if you have a- I wouldn't say that anything was bad. I think certain shots or certain scenes they could have gone farther on to really further the comedy they didn't. What's your next one?
I finished it finally. I've been only talking about this book for a long time. The Vegetarian by Han Kang, who is a South American South American South- Korean writer. This book is fucked up.
I love it. They made a movie out of it and I'm a little itchy about seeing the movie just based on what I- I don't think they can capture that book in the movie. You're out? Yeah.
You did? Maybe it only came out like what 10 years ago? I don't think- I just don't think it's possible. Like the dream sequence is alone.
So, I guess you have a credit, which I would imagine 90% of people in the world probably never wrote this book. It's about a woman who has a dream of like human suffering or just suffering. It's basically like torture, pain, the- Blood. The torture of existing, it's consciousness.
It's the pain of consciousness. Yeah, no. Yeah, that's absolutely right. I get that that's an awkward description, but it's essentially the pain of consciousness.
So she goes from- It's the unbearable consciousness. Well, it's that she doesn't want to be part of the human brutality on the world and she doesn't want to be a recipient of that either. But there's no way out. So this woman- But there's no way out.
South Korean world. She found one. So is that? I'm hard to call the end of the book so it's not actually.
But the whole thing is that she becomes a vegetarian after these dreams. And weirdly just that act tears her whole family part. And the book is written in three huge chapters from her point of view, from- I think it's the brother-in-law's point of view and then from her sister's point of view. Which is interesting.
It's really like to see her parents point of view. I would not. No, but it's one of those like- Because it adds a total dick in it. We don't know his existence.
You don't know his life. I don't know him. Miss Pancakes. But you know, it was- I read- There's a blurb on it from- of all things- Oh, magazine.
And- Task. And it said like you'll read this with your hand in front of your mouth the entire time. What was that? It was one of those- And I was like, nah, okay, the first- that first chapter was kind of like- oh, okay, that was a little intense.
And then that second chapter was all about the brother-in-law and the obsession with her and the Mongolian mark. I'm actually testing to see if I should read the book. I did. Okay.
But that third chapter was the- the sister. And it talks about like if the roles were reversed and it was like if she like go- Yeah, but it's one of those- More vegetative like it's fucking insane. And like that one I was like- I feel like it's testing a bond. Yes, I agree.
But it's one of those like that if you did this and I did this, how would we feel about this? Like I said, I feel like it's testing a bond. It's not even just familial bonds, but are bonds to the earth? Or other people.
I mean like- I mean she talks about like that just- I'm not gonna save a relationship because that makes me a little prominent a little bit. But I mean like of all society. Are you mad at it? Like I said, it's our connection to other people.
Because she does that. And it's not that she doesn't- main character who- whose name I came up with on my head. It's not that she like actively disengages from her relationship that just happens because she wants to not be- Not from- I don't know what to say. To not- that's an engagement nine fucking times.
But she doesn't want to- Yeah, like human brutality on any level. Either as a source or as- One of those where she wants to be a singular being- She wants to be a plant by the end of it. Because no, but she wants to be a singular being with no feelings, with no hope, no desire. I disagree with- I disagree with that.
But it's one of those where it's impossible to not have a connection to other people in the world. Like plants may germinate and make other plants. People don't do that. I- I- I- I- What I just had on a very base level in emotional connection is something else.
Ultimate? At some point. I think Ultimate leaves about her not wanting to hurt anyone else and to not be hurt herself. What?
It's kind of an- Lazy emotional stance not to be hurt ever. Because I can do something else. Lazy emotional stance. Like let me run.
Let me run, no, no, no. Yeah, but- I have to do the book. She's- I'm not saying she did anything wrong. No, like- we're talking about the same book, right?
Yes. We've all wanted to be a plant at some point. Tell me you haven't. I have not.
No, I got you being like a really thorny rose bush. No one's going to be a part of my brother. No, that's a plant. Oh.
Mmm. No. No. Where did it run?
No. Like something with a lot of the horns. What a beautiful center. Or something.
Yeah, I said- I said- I said- yeah, yeah. You could be Kennedy, right? Or I was just like a lot of the horns. I'd be a white oleander.
Um. That's your name. Yeah, I'll- I'll think about that. What's your name?
That'll be a thing on Damn. If I could be any tree, what tree would I be? I said plants. I know.
I watched Moana. Which my note says- The ocean is a friend of mine. It's me and Steve. Steve, if the ocean don't text that.
Oh, no, no. It's told from Trevor. That's Jimmy. Dick, move Jimmy.
Uh, so uh, my note says it's effectively Fury Road on the Ocean with singing and an awesomely dipshit chicken. One. That chicken is awesomely dipshit. All right, no, we can hear me muffling my laughter.
I'm sorry. Um, but no, like a factor. Like, they're just being chased. It's like Mad Max.
I think at one point they actually turned back around when they were being chased by the coconut playwrights. Um, and this movie's obviously been on DVD and was out in theaters for a while. Why are you on your phone, Deb? audience while you're disconnected explain to the audience while you're disconnected are you gonna become a veterinarian?
I got to learn about how bad I was. I don't know why you want to look at that. My phone went off and I looked at alert about how bad I was. Is it a new app?
No, it's just my new scale. Oh. That's right, that happened. I feel like a fake character.
No. No, no, no. Hey, you pointed that out to everyone who's listening. Your scale's a day.
No. Well, you just have your vacation. I said it was a great vacation. Continue on.
Oh, just the effectively mad max. You wrote on the ocean. The chicken's great. I didn't actually mind the songs.
I've never seen anything. I don't. Did you know that the rock actually sang in that? Hamilton?
No. Well, Lana. That was good. That was good.
I thought you meant that accidentally you meant it purposely. That was good. So for the rock, I accidentally watched the movie The Kim and Kevin Hart. What's it called?
Central Intelligence. It wasn't terrible. No. And I actually really liked how much the rock wore a fanic pack.
Which is a reference to the rock wearing a fanic pack. It was a human like the chain and the high neck. You know that's based on his high school picture, right? I'm pretty sure that actually is his high school picture.
Yeah. Well, not the fan. Oh, yeah. Like I said, no.
But when he comes up again. Why does it say Central Intelligence? First of all, Kevin Hart's Beyonce way out of the new desserts. What does it say?
What does it say? Chocolate Hammer or something like that? Lightning? Chocolate.
Chocolate Hammer or something like that? It's something where he doesn't like the chocolate lightning or the chocolate spin. Yeah, whatever he is on like it. Yeah.
Because it accidentally caught it on HBO with the hotel. Probably the one I thought it was going to be wrong. Yeah. It wasn't terrible.
It was a very ugly, ugly, awkward kid. Oh my god. Who is it? Jason Bateman?
I think is the- No, it's Aaron. Not Aaron Paul. Yeah, it's Aaron Paul from me. No.
Yes. The one that he confronts? He's black. Oh, no, no, no.
That's Jason Bateman that he confronts. Aaron Paul is a bad guy. Yeah, Aaron Paul is a bad guy. But when you see- Jason Bateman is the dick guy.
They're probably- Where he tries to make a man. I'm not sorry, they're high school where you're new where he punches him right in the face. But like, he tries to like, he's like, and Jason Bateman's like, I'm so sorry. Not really.
They're all grown up in the rock and Kevin Hart's like, what'd you just fucking kill that guy with your thumb? Like, you can't, you're in the CIA and you lift weights like every five seconds or whatever that joke was. You lift bro? And, you know, dignified that.
And the rock looks in that like window and sees this like, that self. Oh, the feels. It was one of us- We're high school kids in our head. Like, that's what it's- Well, he had such a sweetness to him in such a given sense.
Afforability. Like, he said, it was a dumb movie, is that what? It was a super dumb movie. Oh, yeah.
Because there's a crazy little movie. It was very sweet. Actually, how old was it? Pretty much a cry.
No, I wasn't. Yeah, that's a weird thing. That's a weird threat. Would you like me to cry?
I can go put all the big eyelashes again. What? You're in my eyes. I cried.
Oh, okay. I was like, what's the connect on that one? Um, so, DCTV. Uh, it's a jump too.
Uh, how far are you in? I'm not even a little bit. I'm not even talking about Ison the amount. Uh, okay.
Well, legends had their, uh, do something out like- I've been getting shamed a lot. Yeah, you said every week. Jump ahead. No, no.
I've been thinking a lot about not binging the first two seasons of legends on Netflix and getting it into the jam. Um, if I have time to speak, I'll do it. Sorry, I did vacation. Oh, it's not just you.
Don't. Don't. Maybe take that away. Stop it.
You're not taking that away. Then stop looking at it. What are we talking about? Yeah.
All right, that's all for our problems. Um, don't worry about just what happened. I'm not bad at this, but I do. Um, what did I say?
So anyway, legends, uh, I don't care about spoilers. There are season finale was- Three. Two. No, because there are two seasons of Netflix.
Season two, just send it. They put out on Netflix that way. Sure. That's not what the CW normally does.
They only give out the new season right before the next season's charts. Okay, well, season two's over. Cause season one was the time pigs and season two was Legion of Doom. So moving on, I know Dev doesn't like it, but they broke time, which is awesome.
Uh, because they landed in the world of Command D, which I'm super excited for, which is basically a post-apocalyptic California with mother fucking dinosaurs. Um, I am psyched for the next season. I really am. I'm sorry, I really want the venture brothers to joke that they have a Nazi writing the dinosaurs with the Gatling guns.
Or was that in Confuri? No, it is full. First of all, one, it's the Brock fever dream when he's in the Dreamtian. Uh, right, right, right.
And two, yeah, it was kind of confuri. It was also Axtop. Because they had web-solar. Yeah, the trans-solar.
So should we both remember his name? Uh, no, his name is awesome. They had Wexler, which is the trans-solar with the Gatling guns. Okay, so you said you wanted to say something about iZombie?
We're two episodes in for the third season. Um, I'm actually really impressed with how they managed to kind of grow the show. I agree. It started out really small.
And they started taking chumps to make it bigger and bigger and bigger, like worldwide. Not just show-wise. I mean, not cast-wise, but like the fact that like, at the start of season three pretty much everyone's in. I mean, Clive knows, major knows.
Actually, I really love how Clive has dealt with everything. I love how Clive has acquired the knowledge of his been like, oh this happened, this happened, this happened. It's like, well, my life. Whereas things, it's one of those, I imagine Clive at home having a drink, listening to a record and being like, oh let's go to sleep and deal with this again tomorrow.
Yeah, not fully processing, but just going, cool. What does that happen? Yeah, like I said, still not a huge fan of major. I like them a little better, especially on the- Did you see this again?
I did. It's not that I hate major, it's that- It's not that I hate major, it's that they've taken so long to make him like a bull. And I think that finally him being on different brains will make him like a bull. And that's the thing is that we've always loved to live on different brains, are you?
Or you'll live? Yes. Also live when she gets on the teenage brains. It's the same episode where they had a girlfriend from your own short hair.
Oh, right, right, right, right. Yeah, it's one of those. A free after-court period. Yeah.
But I did like the- on this new episode. Oh, and I love that live featuring Trichurian Cascian Taperis. Oh, I did too. Exactly, yeah.
So anyway, we'll get into- I zombie premiere. You have the always fun, always clever name, corporate entity, the more it raves. I laugh way farther than it- way farther. Because I was left way harder than I should have been on that one.
And it may have just been point that I'm like, it's Rob Thomas. Come on, you know he's gonna do it. I mean, the main character is he live more. I mean, so, film more great, fantastic.
I was in Vegas like we know. And so I share a audio- I have Audible.com. I share an audio book library for a friend of mine. And she started listening to a series I talked about before.
My life is a white trash zombie. The white trash zombie. Yeah, we talked about it. And so she listened to the first book.
She's like, I kind of feel like they ripped off a zombie. I'm like, no, for two reasons. One, I zombie was not a zombie. Because the original character was a great digger.
I'm a comics. Correct. Yeah. And two, this was published a number of years before.
Okay. But it's still one of those- like, there's so many facets of one idea that can be explored so many different ways. Yeah. And so, in season three, they're taking random zombies in a completely different way.
In that there's a minority. And they're being- they're afraid of humans, which you don't see. And the word about D-day, which is a discovery day. But it's also one of those like in the first episode when she runs into the kid that Clive actually knows.
And he says to her, you should die in town. Did you see the- I think- The follow-up, yeah. Everybody gets hurt. Well, no, I was going to say all the posters in the background were it's like, 10 and die don't be that guy.
Like the posters in the background are fucking hilarious. What is one of those things where I actually really like that Liv stands out because she doesn't try and hide who she is. For the most part, I mean- But she's also a big threat to the larger minority. To the larger minority?
She's not dying in tanning, so she might be the person that identifies the threat. Correct. And that leads them to everyone else. And it does hurt me a little bit when Major joins out, but becomes part of the one because he can't get a job in the rails.
And he still can't deal with that but he's a zombie because Major is- Major? Major can't deal with- Major being a major- Major being a major- Major being a zombie? Major's the Riley. He hates that he's not Liv and he can't help Liv why he wants to help Liv.
Mmm, I disagree on this season. I think he was the Riley last season. Very much so. I mean he could have worked for the initiative.
Is that what it was called? That's actually what it was called. Yeah. But I think that season he's- he's- he's owning it.
I keep waiting for him to be like coming in and telling her that John Dei was butt-face. What does that even mean? You don't remember when Spike had the trigger. Do whatever you need to do to help ass-face.
Okay. Sorry, I know that was a very reference but- Yeah, I know. It was- it was deep. I'm like wait, what?
No, I keep waiting to get to that point where it's like him and Liv aren't even connected anymore because he still cares about her but he's so deep in this organization that it's not a thing. He's not deep yet. Because obviously- But he's highly skilled and highly motivated. He's not on seven-seal brains.
But he's not on seven-seal brains. And they've added the whole twist of like where do the brain in a tube come from, the gogurt of brains. So what's your theory on the brain packets? Don't have one.
Don't need one. Um, yet. Well like I said, in the series I was talking about earlier, White Crash Zombie, the brain packets are all from like a whole series of funeral homes. Yep, the thing about the brain packets, the brain gert, I'm gonna call it, um, which I can guarantee.
We've got to know about the better name from you. Yeah, I guarantee them I can go to go to go to go to go to go to go eventually. Those like brain tubes, um, they say they don't create, was it no personalities, no visions? Okay, so it's supposed to be an artificial substance.
Yes, soon. Well, if it's no personality, no vision, it's something to think of. So what's artificial brains? Like I said, it'd be something to know what.
Oh my god. Is it zombie brains? No, wouldn't that make them sick? Cause I don't think zombies can eat other zombies.
They've never talked about it. It could be? Um, I'm thinking something a lot more gross and terrifying. It is.
Oh, oh, that's dumb celled, no. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Stem celled, no.
Oh, yeah. Stem celled, no. Oh, yeah. Stem celled, no.
Oh, yeah. Stem celled, no. Oh, yeah. But actual fetus brains, no thank you.
It's the only thing that would not have any life experience absorbed. I still think the fetus has life experience. Despite my first choice of the answer. But I mean, that's the only thing.
I mean, I don't want to get into a whole political thing about it, but- I think the CW is not gonna go there. I think they might go there. I don't think they might go there. Okay, moving on.
It's unborn baby brains. Moving on. Is it, do they eat animal brains? I mean- I mean, I know that- Right, right, right.
And I mean, I know that like- And they never really talked about what they've got hope. Who's hope? The rat. Right.
And new hope. I assume human brains on that one. But like I said, they never really talked about what they've been hoping. I assume human brains.
Well, that's what I would assume too, because I mean that's what Robbie has access to. Exactly. They never really talked about that. But I mean, like, when you get into a preacher and they talk about it, I don't want to get off on a huge thing here, but- You know what I'm talking about?
No, no. But, you know, when- when- when I'm on a back in your tits. I hear those things- No. But like a- a Cassidy says at one point, he goes.
It doesn't matter where the blood comes from, whether it's, you know, a steak or a human. Blood is blood. But the funny is- So it's brain is brains. Is brains brains exactly?
Well, the funny thing though, is that I've had this conversation with a few different coworkers mind about when does it change from blood to meat juice? Mm, okay. I said, yeah, okay. I think it's really going on on on on on on.
Yeah. For a second, I was like, when you want to. Well, no it's the brains. It's brains then.
When does it change from blood to meat juice? When does it change from brain to animal? Well, I think brains is brains. I mean that in the literal way, I mean I think brains are brains.
It doesn't mean in terms of blood is blood or blood The stable of like so many vampire movies is he can't drink from animals That's not true. They can't do that in rice like the guy lived off of like rats something same in preacher That's one of those things that can zombie live off zombie And the funny thing is I'm guessing Zombie King like it did not last very long I talked about the zombies going back to base instincts and in the first test you know in the first issue it was E fuck survive so in the first issue a farmer comes across a zombie trying to fuck his cow Oh, I see they go like all the way down to basic basic instincts like I said, so it's like is the kelbrane enough I actually more some more significant helplessies enough. I think I have it somewhere in my single issues What needs fuck my cow right? That farmer was work by fantastic.
It was actually a really good opening to a series Why because you know exactly what you're gonna get from the series to because we're shocked as hell We'll get into we'll get into openings in a second continue on serve I know you're not watching it. I am so we'll speak through this one Agents of shield This season comes back on part three There are some series you know that do like you know season like breaking bat season The winter finale in the spring from here. Yeah, walking down perfect example Agents of she'll do that as well first part was ghost writer which sucked everyone hated it Yeah, there's extremely totally received it for the view. Yeah second part of it was LMD which was I'm sorry fucking awesome And this last chunk is called a what if which I love that as the Marvel reference But they're basically cast into I think we've talked about this the team is cast into a alternate world effectively the matrix Called the framework where they all work for Hydra and the biggest thing is that each one of them have had a regret or mistake Fixed and how did that shape their life thereafter?
It's kind of a drama thing though where they have the ultimate universe where equintoss turns the other way Exactly. Well, yeah, that's the What do they call that machine the what if machine is it called what up machine? Is that got the finger longer to push the longer thing? What is it thing longer?
It's being longer Yes, it's the one machine. Yeah, but it's the one choice made something different or what if this mistake was corrected. Yeah, yeah Yeah, same thing. It's the one of machine.
So I love it because in this world Hydra beat shield So my notes into the matrix we went into the framework that sky or Daisy Daisy and Emma go into the framework of their own free will to liberate the rest of the team I loved the site would call it site gag, but I kind of the weird reference that there was an Alex Pierce high school Which was Robert Redford's character in winter soldier? Oh my god, so I can't let the name of high school after him in the high school. I love the idea, right? What kind of fun, right?
You know like like he's a Yeah, he would be like what do you guys? You mean the George Washington of Hydra? Well, no, I don't know where it's called with me. But you don't even have to ask this but still That's weird.
Um, what was the name of the vice principal in the second I heard? In the second die heart vice principal. Well, no, this whole was named after him So he was the guy hard. No, he was it was I just watched it.
You're talking about what's 23 out of 46? Yeah, that's the third die hard and it was Andrew Just a year for thank you There you go, and that's die hard three Die hard with a venture to die harder to build it Yes, well you sandaler was the bad guy in that actually have a friend that is a background here turned out with this crazy ridiculous one Back here to you But yeah, you're thinking there are three yards of the bench. I just got that much The trucker that thank you It's the construction driver for the aqueduct. Yeah, I literally just watched it with the last week.
Thank you Chester your third Yes, it wasn't fine. That's what you have stand close. So anyway, so I love that side gang Colson kind of remembers because he has brain fucked with with the team Well by shield using pre technology And I'm just happy Colson's man Uh, he remembers he joins Colson By the way, I do want to take a quick side bar. I always have been doing a lot of side talk on this one I do want to take a quick side bar when do you think they are going to reintroduce Colson into the Avengers like I don't know I don't know if they're gonna bother here's the thing is that I really like what they're doing And Marvel's killing it, but like the Avengers effectively are based on avenging Colson Shields failing horribly nobody likes shield don't fucking fuck with me on this.
Okay. It's not a good show. It's not getting the greatest. Oh, wait, okay Yeah, I'm with you.
I'm not doing well on their network television So it's one of those either they want to introduce Colson back and make him part of the cinematic universe Or they're just going to show us part of the cinematic universe Except it's really not like is that either Introducing back soon or they're not going to introduce back at all. We're just going to ignore everything I that won't have it under Jeff Bell and Jeff Lowe Um, they might be there a little corner, but they're always gonna be part of the mcu Uh, not major cranking, but Marvel's on etiquette. Um, was that a first center of scoff? I can't help it was both.
Okay. I'm sorry Shield struggled from the beginning. I don't think it ever found it's funny. It was never that interesting to me and I think it's too expensive to be I you didn't need to integrate it in turn it into an ethnically or get the fuck rid of it I think the network the networks have realized that maybe give some if you give just we didn't sometime to give something legs Yeah, we didn't doesn't really want to do it anymore.
It's mostly Zach. He's still Zach's great And jet It's a bad time slot. It's not a good network and apparently I don't think it should have knit It's the only network that it could be on because it's the only safety I don't think it should have been network to begin with I disagree I think it's up to the downs. I agree with that But I think this lasts like the LMD like the B season of this Yeah, who followed that like maybe less than 10% of the original original audience.