Let's get it to the top 10 list here. Can we please talk to people? I'm going to. I'm being messy.
I'm being messy like you can. I'm being messy like you can. I'm going to look at Nick face. Look at Nick.
The fans don't know the fans. Is Nick Rose is he still always at? I think he's asleep. Right on Nick's sleep, bro.
Yeah, he froze. He's spinning now. First of all, we've been disrespectful to the positions in football by combining lists, first and foremost. Secondly, it's like there aren't real parameters that were put around it.
So I'm going on it. We're being disrespectful. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We're being disrespectful.
Just like we're being disrespectful. Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean there are no real parameters? What is it?
Because it was like, OK, everybody put their hand on the ground. What was your technique? Von Miller is outside linebacker. You know what I'm saying?
He's not a BN, but he's a pass rusher. He gets to the quarterback, but he's a linebacker. So I'm just I'm done. I'm done.
I'm not going to do this. We're not going to do it. If we're not going to go by position, then let's not do it. Because all we do, we're making an albatross.
We're making a mockery of the position. The bottom of the side of the side of the side of the side. Huh? The Von Miller dropping cover anymore.
Yes, at times. I'm going to drop the cover. Come on. So you say every single player, he watched the quarterback.
Every single player. I didn't say that. I didn't say that. I said, does he drop in coverage?
And first of all, was he going to make the list? Was he making the list? Potentially. You just want to be.
You just want to be. I just use them as an example, bro. That's all I did. The criteria that I said was that the majority of the time they had a hand in the dirt.
Yes. But why not just make a defensive tackle list? Why not make a line back? A 10-0.
Because I ain't 10-0. That we care about. I'm good. I'm good.
You'll be disrespectful. Von Miller dropping coverage 4.5% now. Oh my god. Thanks.
You don't drop in the cover. Thanks. I appreciate that. If this was mad at somebody dropping it to the way, was that a lower third or something like that?
Yeah. Oh my god. All right. Who are we going to go first?
We started with Shelton first last time, right? Yeah. We will go with Spike first. I thought Nick had his eyes closed.
Indeed. My list is greatness. My list is greatness. It's always predicted.
I'll go next. And then we'll go with Shelton. Now we'll go with Nick. Then we'll go with Shelton.
We're close. I say the best for last. I go to the one man. No.
From 10 to 1, these are my top defensive linemen, people who put their hand in the dirt to quote Nick. Number 10 is Josh Heinz Allen's from Jacksonville breakout year this year. Really dope. 9, 8, and Hutchinson did his thing.
Got the lines to the playoffs. He was the best player on the football team. Number 8, Quinn Williamson. Excuse me, Williams.
Run or pass. One of the most disruptive players on the front seven of any team. Number seven, Dexter Lawrence. One of the few bright spots that the Giants have.
Yeah. Number six is Matt Crozman. He'll be if this was a different list, he would definitely be higher than six if we were excluding some players like interior defensive lineman. But hey, it is what he is.
He's a monster. And five through one. Five Nick Bosa, monster. I was Garrett, monster.
Chris Jones, monster. T.J. What monster. And of course the best defensive player in the NFL.
Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe quite possibly the best non quarterback in any position in the entire league, Michael Parsons. You don't believe Michael Parsons is better and more impactful than any non quarterback in the NFL. Whatever money that he's asking for, give it to him. He's the Lawrence Taylor of this generation.
I saw it. Yeah. I was like, what do you do? I get that back.
I was like, Michael Parsons is the Lawrence Taylor of this generation. He's the Lawrence Taylor of this generation. How's it? Michael Parsons is a Lawrence Taylor of this generation.
Give that man his money. Wow. He doesn't get paid, but he ain't number one. He ain't better than Chris Jones or Miles Garrett.
Whoever you mentioned, he's better than whoever y'all mentioned, whoever y'all got his number one, whoever the league got his number one, whoever the league got his number one. Mike Parsons is number one defensive player in the league. Man, put up my list, man. This is just, let me put up my list.
Let me put up on this. You know, number 10, I don't know how to say his name. Hey, Bob. Hey, Bob.
Hey, Bob. I got coming in at 10, number nine, eight in Hutcheson, number eight, Will Anderson, Jr. Seven, I have Quinn and Williams, six, I have Dexta Lawrence, and let's do this top five. I have TJ Watt, Michael Parsons dropped this year for me all the way down to Hope and then about closing the dollar.
It's not. We got Nick Bosa, Miles Garrett, and number one is Chris Jones, man. I was like, ah, yep. One title was an animal out there.
He arguably won on that title in my opinion, morning Patty. I can see that. No, Nick has changed Michael Parsons position because I put him in number one and they want to hate now. Make sure they get the accurate Michael Parsons position for every bit.
You don't see where I got him. I didn't show anyone. Let's go. Let's go.
Number 10. Why is that even Billy Ocean? Trey Hendrickson. He's going to have a breakout year because of the contract year and he probably going after this year.
Number nine, I have Aiden Hutchison. He's really stepped up for Detroit. Number eight, I got Sexy Dixie. Like you said, he's a bright spot of the Giants.
Number seven, I got Max Crosby. He's probably the only reason why the Raiders are relevant. Number six, Quinn and Williams. I think he's going to be a huge instructor this year for the Jets.
And my top five is probably the most bonafide top five you'll get at five. I got me Bosa. I got Parsons. Number four, I got Parsons.
Number three, Miles Garrett. Three through one is interchangeable, but I got Miles Garrett, Chris Jones, and TJ Watt. I think TJ Watt is probably the most impactful defense player we had. That's a lot of whiteness on that, isn't it?
And I got... And I got... And I think Chris Jones may be the most valuable defensive player in the league. Other than Michael Parsons.
No. Michael Folloff last year. I went... Absolutely.
Absolutely. Yeah, we get to it, Mike. Ryan. Okay, that's not bad, Nick.
It's not bad. We kick people off the stream all that I see in them. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding.
I thought Jamie we kicked him off. Oh, hell. What in the world? I don't even know he was still playing.
Oh, man, y'all better go look at his dance. There's a bunch of my friends. Chris loves Nick Bosa, Black. What a...
Yes, oh, we got a bunch of... Oh, God, no. Nick Lawrence White. Oh, Nick Lawrence White.
Oh, Nick Bosa is crazy. Nick Lawrence is a right-hand. Hey, the hustle black. Hey, the hustle black.
Quinn Williams look like Jayla Ramsey. Who are these people? Hey, look. I got Derrick Brown at the team.
And the reason why I got Derrick Brown at the team is the best one I was talking to leave. You got to get there. Okay. Did you say so?
Look at that. We got eight and a hug. Who's there? Black man, eight and a hug.
We got Quinn Williams. He's definitely a disruptor. He's going to make some noise this year. At seven we got Derrick Lawrence.
He's great at really high. The class season I think you're going to have a really good year. Nick Bosa at six. Nick, you can say help me.
That's why I got him so low. You get to my top five. Hopefully they all black too. That's fine.
That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. He'll be.
He'll be. This is pretty. Four. I got Max Crosby.
You got an undeniable motor. He runs all day long. He's got a defense. Only thing that's going for the rate is good.
It's him. And three. You got Chris Jones, which three to one is in a table for me as well. Two TJ.
What? Sank leader. Leave that pick bird. We don't take this.
You beat us. And number one. I'll tell you. Okay.
I don't tell us our production team. They tried. They tried. That's what I'm talking about.
Right. I'll talk a little bit about it. Remember what the other thing I'm talking about? I'm talking about it.
I'll talk about that. I'm like, look at that. As long as party. Number one, everybody says you won't get a social.
This week. This is definitely not going up on social shot. With those faces. I don't look like creative player.
Hey, you just sit down. Sit out. Sit out to the next week, man. Next week.
Spike. Yes. You got to admit, Mike and fell off this. You're largely.
You didn't know what he was talking about. He was on the list. I had high expectations for him and I had to be honest. So Michael Parsons wasn't able to do what he needed to do because everybody was in pass coverage and nobody was covering runs.
That's what happened. What they got to do with him. He had to compensate for all the bullshit that was behind him as far as I got to do this. One hundred and ninety seven pounds playing middle line.
And he did a tell me to do. He's about a podcast. Around the playoffs. Job.
What happened to y'all? Like that question. Yeah, yeah, the fire both of y'all coordinate. It's like, come on.
I will say that losing to the Packers a lot better than losing to the Baker Bay field. That's what they got. Hey, that's insane. Hey, I got a franchise quarterback in Jay and Harrison and losing a Baker Mayfield.
It was a rough year. It was a rough year. Life. It was life.
That's the easiest.