2025 Jesus

As you drive around any city in America, you are bound to lay your eyes on a multitude of different signages depicting the resurrection of the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ… It’s almost an accepted fact at this point: he WILL return. We just don’t know when…But what if he was already born? What if he’s a 26 year old man living in the Upper Westside as we speak?!? Maybe he looks exactly like Adam Levine with his shirt off… Besides wondering what aesthetics a modern day carpenter turned deity would go with, we also get in on a good old fashioned Song Spelunker on the 1998 hit song Life by Des’ree. And if you enjoy what we are doing here at the Pit and would like to support us further, please check us out our patreon, where we have exclusive extended episodes! They drop a day early with an extra thirty minutes or more for every episode! Today, we discuss the increasingly odd thirst traps on Instagram, body augmentation, and Terrence Howard.EtsyPatreonLinktreeInstagram:@ruining_your.childhood@feral_williams@aralessbmn@madshroommc@strangeloopanimation