2026-04-03：The Great Re-Pricing: As DeFi Vaults Drain and Bond Yields Bite, AI Agents Become the Last Bidders Standing

What happens when humans panic, but the machines keep buying? In this episode of DeepMarket, we uncover a chilling new reality: 65% of Solana’s payment volume is now entirely non-human. While retail investors dump Bitcoin in fear of $110 oil and zero Fed rate cuts, autonomous AI agents are quietly swallowing the dip. But that’s not the only hostile takeover. Discover how a struggling biotech microcap secretly cornered 9% of DeFi’s biggest stablecoin, weaponizing public equity markets in a move that could trigger massive regulatory blowback. Plus, we break down the catastrophic $285 million Drift Protocol exploit—a hack that didn't break the code, but socially engineered the humans guarding the multisig keys. Are you holding the bags of the great re-pricing? Listen now to find out. Read the full analysis at: https://deepmarket.report/en/report/crypto/2026-04-03