2026: And the Idiocy Begins!

It’s our very first Idiot of the Week of 2026, and baby… the stupid came out the gate SPRINTING. We kick things off with the year’s first vestibule injury—a man who needed major surgery after a ceramic mug “accidentally” found its way into his intestines. Then we meet Calvin Johnson, who was caught speeding in a stolen car but insists he teleported into it like he’s the world’s least convincing Avenger. Next up is Kourtney Stevenson, who pepper‑sprayed a food delivery but swears she was aiming at a spider, because apparently arachnids now require riot‑control tactics. And finally, an Altadena man discovered a 500‑pound bear living under his house… and DID NOT run away.Who will be crowned the very first Idiot of the Week of 2026? Grab your snacks, your side‑eye, and your sanity—Frangela is back and the fools are already working overtime.Do you want to hear more Idiots of the Week?? Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy