2026 Bingo Card, Year of the Horse & Red Boots is OFF THE MARKET!

🎙️ NEW YEAR, SAME CHAOS 🎉New year… new resolutions… same unhinged hosts.This episode Jen & Ashten absolutely spiral over our own New Year’s resolutions (spoiler: accountability was not invited). We break down the most common resolutions everyone swears they’ll keep (working out, saving money, drinking water 🙄) and then dive headfirst into the MOST unhinged resolutions we’ve ever heard—including deciding you’re getting married no matter what this year (??? ma’am???) and buying a pet snake to face your fears because therapy was apparently booked.We also take a sharp left turn to talk about Ashten’s family trip to Roswell, New Mexico—aliens, UFO lore, weird vibes, and a True or False: Roswell Edition where Jen is… confidently wrong per usual 👽✨Then we get a little serious (don’t worry, it’s brief): we talk about the importance of just being with family, slowing down, and soaking up moments that actually matter as we head into 2026.ANDDDDD we introduce our brand new segment we are so excited about:🚨 LISTENERS CONFESSIONS 🚨You’ll email or send a voice memo with your weekly confession and once a week we’ll read/play them on the show. Anonymous. Unhinged. Possibly incriminating. What could go wrong?EMAIL SUBMISSIONS TO: [email protected] CONFESSION IN THE SUBJECT LINE TO MAKE SURE WE SEE IT!We are so honored to be part of your Mondays & Fridays, and we truly cannot wait to see what chaos, growth, laughter, and aliens 2026 brings.👉 Subscribe to our YouTube channel when we get it back up and running - we are in a time-out for some reason!  PATREON is coming your way with all of our video content!👉 Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok👉 And buckle up… because this year is already off the rails.This is why we can’t have a podcast… but we do anyway. 😌✨ And you can add our email for the listeners confessions