2026 is Trying to Kill You (According to Superstition)

If you're feeling a bit jumpy this Friday, March 13, 2026, don't worry—it’s just a textbook case of paraskevidekatriaphobia fueled by centuries of bad dinner parties (looking at you, Judas and Loki) and a math obsession that treats the number 13 like a social pariah. We are currently trapped in a rare "Triple Friday the 13th" year, a statistical annoyance that happens only once a decade, meaning you’ve already survived February’s hurdle but still have a date with destiny this coming November. While the rest of the world rotates through their own localized flavors of doom—like Italy’s fear of Friday the 17th or the Greek distrust of Tuesdays—the data suggests you’re actually safer today simply because everyone is too paranoid to drive like a maniac. So, maybe just stay away from any hockey masks and wait for the "double-eight" luck of August 8th to bail you out. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit misongrey.substack.com