2026 Predictions: Civil War in Cork & The "Dead Cat Bounce"

Happy New Year! We kick off 2026 with a bang as the full team reunites to predict the future. Colm has run his theories through ChatGPT and predicts a United Ireland... sort of, involving a civil war between Munster and Leinster fought exclusively with garden furniture .Justin drops his serious financial forecast for the year, warning of a "Dead Cat Bounce" in the US markets and explaining why he thinks the rich are about to get richer off AI .We also cover:The Jesus Conspiracy: Justin argues that Jesus spent his "missing years" training as a Buddhist monk in the Khyber Pass, while Colm thinks the 11-year-old on a donkey story doesn't add up.Fashion Forecast: Why the "Green Jumper" is back, and why 2026 will see the return of formal wear (think Mad Men and Dynasty) .The "Wife Beater" Vest: A chaotic debate about sleeveless t-shirts, Stella Artois, and why Colm was once attacked by two women checking his sleeves .Dinner Party from Hell: Justin's dream dinner guests include Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, and Kim Jong Un (and Elle Macpherson just for balance)📅 New episodes every Thursday & Sunday🗓️ Release Date: Thursday, 01/01/2026⏱️ Chapter00:00 – Intro: Nana Mouskouri & Impure Thoughts 02:40 – Colm’s Wild 2026 Predictions (Cork Republic & Garden Furniture War) 07:35 – Justin’s Financial Forecast: The "Dead Cat Bounce" 10:30 – Crypto Update: Is Bitcoin finally a safe bet? 12:36 – Fashion Trends: Why we're all wearing suits in 2026 16:16 – The "Wife Beater" Vest Controversy 19:24 – The End of the World (According to Nostradamus & Hebrew Texts) 20:41 – The Jesus Conspiracy: Was he a Buddhist Monk? 26:00 – The Missing Bible Verse: Fasting & Praying 29:52 – AI Update: ChatGPT vs. Gemini & Becoming a Millionaire📌 Important Listener NotesFinancial Disclaimer: Justin’s comments on the US Stock Market and Bitcoin are not financial advice (even if he is wearing a serious jumper) .New Year's Resolution: Join Colm in his challenge... or don't .Support: Please like, subscribe, and follow us on Spotify and YouTube to help us take over 2026! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.