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Hello and welcome to the Pervourity Podcast. The show where Kathy and I and a bunch of slots and people like that talk about Kinky sex in perversion. Yeah, recording live from the love lab in North Hollywood, California. I mean, really it's only in front of you.

Everyone else is on a mic. And I'm Kathy. I'm Kathy. I'm Del.

I'm Elle. I'm Elle. Yay! The Mickey Mouse Club!

The show is very Mickey Mouse. I'll just have to draw us in Mickey Mouse style and we set. That's Jesus Christ. I just posted a picture of Elle just hoslouging.

I'll just host every week. This is me. This is gonna be in a position. If I hear you snoring, I swear to God I'm putting something in your ass.

I just want you to know right now. I will make sure it'll fall asleep. By the way, stop pimping me out. You just walk down the hall and say anybody want to grab a great-cave boo.

I just said, you can ask Kathy. I just said, hey, maybe you could ask Kathy if you could grab her boo. I put consent in it. She asked.

I let her. She groped my boo. Did you? Yeah.

They're very nice. Very good. Very good. I offered and he said, oh, no, that's just a pity group.

I'm gonna take what you can get. And he goes, no. And he fucking walked away. I am offended.

Oh. Yeah. Past on the pity group. He should fucking take it.

I'd be glad to have a pity group. Either on the receiving or the giving end. I'm beggar's cat be choos. I'm kind of in the same zone.

I mean, I did. Yeah. I will. I'm not going to talk about a, I'm not going to talk about a talk about a talk about a talking about it.

Next, I'll give him up steps to the Philadelphia monument that's rocky, isn't it? Kathy, I've had a tie. Yesterday, we had a number of lovers over and. What's a number?

What number? Well, there's two and three. Oh. And I, you know, including you and I sexually accommodated.

All of them. And it's been a long time since, you know, dusted off the Viagra and got off the Pokemon hunt and just said, you know, I went out like in the middle of it because two of them had to study. And so it's like, when came over and they were like, I'm really horny. I'm like, all right, whatever.

And then they studied and I'm like, okay, I'm gonna go out and catch some Lottie else because there's only two days left and I might get a shiny. And I leave and like, I go out and I'm like, why? Why am I out here? Good, I'm glad you had that realization.

Why already have 17 Lottie, oh, some three shinies and I should just need more of the shinies than that. You'll have three shinies and the love line. I should just go home and then once, of course, Bunny came back for a visit and Bunny and I unconnected, you know, since the readjustment or whatever you wanna call it. And so that was incredibly sexy and really nice to spend some time with her.

And all of a sudden, you is just like, Daddy, you're back. And I'm like, I didn't know I was gone, but I guess yeah, I've been gone for like two, three months. And so it was like, oh yeah, that's right. I like women and I like doing things with women.

I had forgotten. And you know, you get into that kind of survival mode and you just jump out. So it was really kind of, it was really cool. It was really cool just to, okay, you know, I'm not saying I'm out of the storm.

There's definitely some stuff I have to, you know, kind of adapt for coming up. But it is, it's really nice to be alive when there's sexiness bountiful. Sex does, I will agree with you. It has the ability to lift you out of some dark shit.

Cause I get, you know, at least you're playing. Yes, exactly. You know, at least you're active in like, you know, there's something about intimacy and sex and play and the playfulness of it and the exploration of your bodies and things like that. That you're just like, you know, cause what are you really comparing your life to?

Oh, I got $10 million. Okay, what does that do? It's there, it's sitting there. Okay, I got this house.

I got this thing or an idea in my, you know, like what things really engage you in kind of the visceral aspect of life. And I really only find that, you know, play really kind of kind of is that thing. Yeah, you have been the center, unfortunately, the focus of a lot of negative attention lately to be amongst three people who want you, need you, and like you is quite. I don't know if it was wanted, but there was, you know, I was the dick in the room.

Oh, come on, they do not show up. Come on. Women don't just show up because you're a dick in the room. They can find lots of dicks.

They're a lot of people. Yes, they are, right? The bogey dick. Exactly.

So it was good. It's a bomb. It is a soothing bomb on a wound. The fucking is a bomb.

Like lip balm? It's like a lotion. It's like an illusion. I'm a lotion.

My salve is evil. Your jizz is so... No, I don't come. I don't come.

I gave no salve yesterday. I kind of wanted to hold it in. I don't like salving. They like you.

I don't like bombing. You bombing yourself. Boogie bomb. Can you put that in a tube?

Can you just squeeze it out? I just don't think that's a... Yeah, it is. No, it's the whole time that Slothie Al is just like, I don't really want to get in on this.

He's literally lying on her side on a pillow. And Mew is literally just massaging her breasts. Just literally just... And I'm having a very good time over here.

She literally did not have to move. She is so engaged in this show. What are you and I doing wrong that we're not lying down like that? I mean, we're assholes.

We're sitting up here talking. Candy because we believe in our listeners. We suck. That's why.

Let's not pretend that we're something wrong. What did you do this weekend? It was actually last weekend. I forgot to talk about it.

I had a little experience where I kind of flipped my lid and lost my marbles for a short time. No. Like out of control. I can't control what's coming out of my mouth.

And I hate fucking being a ass musician. I actually need some of those. You know, Creative Explorer lives off of a freeway called the 23. And it's a very short freeway.

It ends close north to south. And then it kind of ends. It's hard for me to do a lot of psychological damage on the 23. Well, you know how it says hit this freeway to eventually hit Sacramento or something?

The freeway says go north to Fillmore. Sure. But the freeway ends. Where's the fucking Fillmore?

And it became this weird fucking puzzle. Like where is Fillmore? So I'm on exactly the 23 freeway actually turns into a street. Which then turns into another street.

And what did you call me? You know what, I swear to God, if I knew you knew this, I would totally call. Exactly. We have this audience that's like global going Fillmore is important.

I should know about Fillmore. That's not the point. The point is that I said, let's, we were going to go out to breakfast and let's go on an adventure. Because I'm going to find this fucking Fillmore.

So I pull out my phone. I'm following a story, make it left here. You make it right here. And it's this little kind of agricultural town that basically only has one entryway going.

It's going into Fillmore. Is this the giant pancake place? No. No, no, no.

It's just like I said, it's a small town. And we thought, let's do this. Let's go. Do they start giving you loads?

You go over a hill to get back down to the other side. I'm not sure if I can get a little bit of a distance in this valley. And I don't think I ever told creative explorer this, but I don't like heights. Oh, wait a minute.

Now, I don't mind driving curvy roads, but I'm looking at my phone and I'm seeing like three hairpin turns just double back on himself. And I'm like, hey, you know, we're about to hit some pretty, you know, curvy roads up ahead. But it was high up on this mountain. And there's no guard rail.

There's no parking road. Yes, I remember it. So there's people behind us. And while creative explorer isn't driving fast, you know, you can feel the pressure of lots of cars behind you.

Right. He's high. There's no other place to cliff. He's not going to jump in until I'm in it.

And he starts going straight ahead. And I know that the road turns left, but all I see is us going off the cliff because there's no fucking guard rail. And I start freaking out and just yelling out his name and going and grabbing the side of the car. And he's probably thinking what the fuck is going on.

And the other thing about creative explorer is if someone is freaking out, he gets even more calm, which, yes. I don't know how you can get more calm than you normally. I understand that you're very upset, Catherine, but he's hell, 2000 or whatever it is. Perhaps you could use it.

No, God. That would be like, oh, this is bad. There's never been any being calm and monotonically. Creative explorer is ready to die.

And I'm yelling open up on me there because I just can't get out of my own head with situations like that happen. Like I had to cross over the bridge to get to some to Coronado Bay, I think, in San Diego. And I didn't realize until we were on this fucking bridge that was way up high. You're in the middle of it.

And I can't stop the images in my head. And I actually lose it. I start not being able to be coherent because all I see is myself plummeting to my death. Right.

And it makes you feel any better. I'm like 95% sure that's how I'm going to die because I've had a recurring dream about that since I was a kid. Isn't it awful? It's absolutely horrifying.

But the truth is it maybe took 45 seconds a minute and then it was over. But it traumatized me for the rest. I mean, I don't care. We were having a breakfast.

We're looking for the town and all I could think of is we have to go back through this fucking road to get back up. Oh, yeah. Because I'm looking at it. How else you can get out?

And the other ways are like fucking 50 miles out of your way just to get through. If he loved you. What younger you're looking at? Yeah, it was an hour or 50 miles around.

That is your other option. It was a nice drive. It is an absolutely beautiful drive. But I will never take it again.

Except for the fact that there's no guardrail. A fucking guardrail. And it's like literally over. I'm pretty sure some people have gone over.

Probably from they would. You're not helping things. I'm pretty sure. I think probably just decay from erosion and just fall off.

Look, I've been in situations where I'm going over a road or something. They got knocked over. You're saying they had guardrails, which is so many people couldn't take that last hairpin curve that and then they just two. No, it was really fucking scary.

Wow. Yeah. Anger. Tell us about your role playing.

Oh, but before hunger, can I make a request? Wait, hang on. I'm good. I'm good.

I'm good. I'm good. Thank you. You know that that chick you hang out with?

Oh, oh. Oh. He's swinging. He's swinging her.

The one that runs the chat room and the discord and all that stuff. You still know her? She's still. Oh, that's very good.

Can you please let her know that I still don't have the links to all of those things to put in our website? So that's maybe why people are getting to the chat room? Because I don't have the links to put a little section. Sure.

Blame it on her. Well, she's right now. No, yeah. Yeah.

We've said last week, I said, hey, a couple of weeks ago, I said, give me that. And I'm not going to remember that I said that. She has been notified. Okay, good.

So yeah, tell her that and I'll put that up to my already did. Thank you so much. Everyone's aware now. Everyone's aware.

And now they can all talk to you about the website. It's fine. What happened with you and role played? I role played.

That's good. Were you like a frog? No, it was a gnome barbarian. Oh, was this a larp or a tabletop?

I don't larp as a gnome. D&D. Wow, that was really snubby. Like Unger literally turned his head all the way.

Almost extra set style to look at. I don't larp as a gnome. It would be difficult for me to larp as a gnome. You just be a very.

I mean, he's would be in a lot of pain by the end of the day. And still I'd be more dwarf than a gnome. It's just a big gnome. Yeah.

And it's a big gnome. It's really a little p. It's very good. And also fine with people from threshold.

Oh, it's very good. It's very good. Nice. It's a couple of thresholds here.

Was it fun? Did you have a good time? Sure. Are we you drank some and ate some?

How long was it? How long was it session? Not all seven hours. It was a DM.

Somebody else we don't want. I don't know if I can hear the show. He's been on the show. No, she's gone.

I don't remember. Wait a minute, Cathy. So you're into all that dungeons and dragons. I've used to be trying to find someone.

Just not the board games. I don't like the board games. Zarkana or something? What?

What do we? What? Pervary podcast. The show talks about Kiki's X and Perversion and random things.

And yeah, I can't really foot note a podcast. Okay, wait, wait, wait, okay. What were you just talking about? Remember if you showed back, I said that I had hidden some of Creative Explorer's cards and I thought I might be farted.

And Dale asked me what game was it? And I found out it's RizZarkana or something. I don't know. The name means nothing to me.

So are listeners that actually listen to the show? That is, you got it. They get it. And for those who don't, just move on.

Ignore to move on. Just ignore me. Just like they ignore me. Just like they ignore me.

Just like they ignore me. Just like waiting for that phone trigger to come back up again. That was amazing. Oh yeah.

Most real moment in the show. Was it? Yeah. It was pretty cool.

I went on. If you go in the chat, I apologize now for what I'm about to do. Oh, oh. What are you doing?

I'm posting gifts in the chat because people ask me to and it's going to traumatize a lot of people. What does that even mean? What gifts are you posting in the chat? We'll see you later.

Yeah. Okay. Well for the six. Yeah.

Okay. Oh, I don't want to know. Danger. I want to be in the podcast chat room.

Sorry. Sorry. It would be triggered. You know it's recirculating in memes and you know, it's the guy that makes paintings by giving themselves paint enemas and then squirting the paint onto canvases.

I've never heard that. Never heard an oldie goodie. You would love the pictures, Cathy, it's just a guy like on his back with his legs over his head. Like squirting paint out of his ass.

All right. At least now they've blur the dick out. No. They didn't before.

No. They didn't know. They didn't years ago when it first came out and people are like, what kind of a sick ****. No, just it's so great.

because you get people that just, there's no filter of the judgment and non-acceptance of people's kinks. Anytime people talk about a diaper, anything like that. I mean, I find it gross, but I'm not going to get on a fucking thread and start trash. That's part of being in a lifestyle.

You associate the human before the kink, and before you get into kink and BDSM in a community, then the kinks, you kind of dismiss the human. Does that make sense? Yes. Yeah.

Let's go. Actually, it wasn't listening to what you were saying. Sorry. It doesn't matter.

Now we're better protected from a king shaming world. What the fuck is that? I like when the bass from the other studio is so loud that I can actually hear it over the jingle. Over the jingle.

Yeah. I was like, the jingle is sounding very deep. Oh. Yeah.

When did we leave that track? Yeah. I just thought I'd throw some low DB in there and just... It works, but...

That was just the sound of my soul leaving my body. Actually, I'm so done. Nobody. Okay.

What's going on? We have a post called Where Is The Line, written by coach Domina. There was a K.A. Low Play on Words.

I like that. Coach Domina. Domina Nate. Domina.

Domina. Oh, I got it. He writes, What's the difference between BDSM and abuse? Where is the line?

Done. Sorry. Sorry. Oh man.

Where's the fucking ball gag? A common response is consent. That nothing happens in a DS dynamic that's not talked about and consented to. He gives a few examples.

That's a good post. But one of the examples he gives is, One of my submissives paid to clean our house. I thought that she hadn't cleaned our bathroom sink yet, so I trimmed my beard. I cleaned up some, but I purposely left her for her to take care of.

A couple of hours later, I noticed the hair was still there. So I went downstairs and I asked if she had cleaned the bathroom and she said yes. I mentioned that I knew the sink. Damn, sure hadn't been cleaned.

So she went upstairs and saw the bathroom and became indignant. She believes that I wasn't playing fair and that I was threatening her position as our cleaner. And she lost it, standing at the top of the stairs, having an indignant outburst. For a moment, stomping up the stairs, grabbing her hair and caning her without mercy flashed in my mind.

But I left instead. I wrote her a message shortly thereafter, told her that I left because I felt legitimate anger in that moment and that we would address that outburst next week. Beating someone out of anger doesn't suddenly become okay, just because you slap a DS label on it. Grossing boundaries or going too hard doesn't suddenly become okay because you were mad.

We call it play for a reason and it should always come from a place of mutual respect, not from making a person the target of everything going wrong in your life. These situations are not BDSM, they are abuse and they should never be tolerated. Bravo, bravo. Bravo, my good man.

Bravo, yes indeed and surely a challenge, surely a challenge to navigate at times mentally. Obviously in real life, you know, don't play when you're angry because now you're hitting someone out of anger and some people, you know, whatever they negotiate in their MS or DS thing that that's somehow a turn on or because I've known people that are like, I love it when they're pissed off, when I can actually make them angry and that's part of their turn on is that they actually got their goat and then they're going to be punished for it and stuff like that. And that is a world I won't go into. I just can't go into it.

You know, if you actually negotiated that you like anger and that you want to take somebody out of their comfort zone and whatever, amen, more power to you, the line is consent. But, but I'm not that person. I'm surely not that person. And there are so many because this discussion and we talked about this a little bit, we've talked about this a lot is, you know, what is consent and is it just saying, yes, you can do this to me?

And then what are the variables, you know, because these are unseen things. You can say I consent to this or accept somebody's consent for this, but there are so many variables about your psychological state. I mean, of course, alcohol drugs, you can't give consent because you're inebriated, but then you start getting into the things like, well, what's your psychological, you know, status at the moment? You know, where are you in your head?

Does that make it no longer giving you the ability to give consent or accept consent? You know, and that's in the situation. That's what it's talking about. Like there's times people want me to beat them and do things to them and be really aggressive in whatever and they have given me the consent, but I'm in that bad headspace.

So if I was to go forward in my mind, I would feel that would be more abusive. That's true. Does any of this make sense? Yeah, absolutely.

Dell, you have anything to add? Um, yeah, I, for me, play isn't, well, I'm not having fun. If I'm not smiling, like, if I'm in a terrible mood, I shouldn't be playing. Like, it's not going to make my headspace any better than when I started.

If I'm doing that, sure. Like, it might be cathartic for me on the other end of not like angry, but if I'm like, sad, a good scene might be good to like, get it out. But for me, anger and topping, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah.

And it's, I would imagine it's harder for someone who's doing either 24-7 or like he is a DS in the middle of everyday things. She's cleaning the house for him. Right. You're yourself.

You're not, okay, I am about to enter a scene. I am now composed. I have to get my head to space. Okay, go.

And then there's an end to the scene. Everyday life intrudes into your dynamic. And you kind of have to be really in control, an in control person not to let those things happen. Because frankly, they're going to happen.

You're not perfect. Nobody is going to be 100% perfect in every situation and not allow their anger or their more baser emotions take over at times. And there is a thing. I have a situation and I will say, honestly, there's a time, I remember a couple instances.

And I talked about the one with me during her interrogation scene where all of a sudden, I wasn't really respecting her limits in that scene. And that's when I had to kind of read out for myself. There was another scene that sticks in my mind. There's a couple of things in your mind where you're like, yeah, that wasn't right.

I was, I was going down on a girlfriend like literally, no, no, no, no, like eight, nine years ago. Something, I don't know. And I don't know, she was doing some sort of thrusting thing that was like cranking my neck in a painful way. And I'm trying to, you know, be consistent and find the zone and whatever.

And I was getting tired and they, you know, they kept doing this thing. And instead of just saying, hey, you know, can I, let's move positions or whatever, I got angry and I literally just grabbed her legs and I dug my nails and her thighs and I shook her and held her down. Now then of course in her mind, this is play. This is primal.

This is, you know, oh, this is kind of hot. But that was not my intention. I was pissed and I physically took it out on her in that moment. No matter, huh?

Intention is matter. Any intentions matter. It could look the same, but it's not. Yeah, I could.

You know, I have to go, ooh, did you like that? And then you get away with it. But I'm the one that knows. And I think that's what I liked about this post is this really puts a lot, at least on the top end.

There's so many things that you can just say, well, yeah, I was just doing a roleplay or whatever, but you know, you know what your intention is. You know what your head space is. You know whether or not you should be playing in that moment. You know whether or not you need therapy.

You know that this is good or bad for you. And I think that's where consent legally is just they gave permission. They were sober. That's the law.

It qualifies as consent. But there are so many variables that are inside the head that I think a lot of times we just try to brush over it because it gives us the ability to not look at ourselves. Yeah. I wanted to say I think not to do so much of the consent thing, but I don't think there's anything wrong with playing when you're like a little upset about something or just having like some weird emotions or something.

I think it just depends on how extreme those emotions are. Like if you're suddenly like absolutely furious or like you're really depressed or sad or something, like it's then you really don't want to play. But if you're just like maybe a little annoyed or a little like sad or something like sometimes it does really help to play. I think it makes a really good point because there are levels to your emotions.

You're never going to be a robot going into a scene. Your emotions are going to come out where human. That's what we do. How deep you are mired in that emotion will depend how much in control you are.

If you are extremely depressed, your depression is in control. If you're very angry, your anger is in control, not your more pragmatic, reasonable mind. And you want to strike that good balance. Just fuck.

I don't know anybody who goes in and has a good time who goes in really robotic or non-emotional. There is a culture that is very, very letter of the law that says if you don't negotiate every single play toy, just very, very detailed. Everything is detailed and anything outside of that is abuse. And that's what certain people think.

And the letter of the law doesn't cover that to that level. But there are people who think that. And you need to find that out. Because of that, I mean, and they have the right.

Everyone has the right to need as much detail and negotiation and as much control over their play environment as they choose. You are absolutely okay with that. But those are things that need to be disclosed to your partners. Because there's some people, like we started in the beginning saying, there's some people that are like, if he's mad at me and he beats the shit out of me, it's kind of hot.

And that's totally fine. And I don't mind. And he or she or they are in control. And I submit to that.

And that's part of their king. I know people like that. Yeah. And so I think, I think, I don't know.

I don't want to say the line is vague on certain levels of consent, but it is vague. Yeah. And it is based on certain people because certain people can, as long as you have the same line, like negotiate. Yeah.

I think that's the thing is just to communicate with that partner and find out what their line is. But I don't think even though, like in the case of Mew, where she was like, this is great. I'm going to masturbate thinking about this a week just because you have the permission, like the guys in the post, it doesn't mean that you have to take action on it. Yeah.

He walks away and tries to get his composure back. That's a really good thing. So it's a great post. Yeah.

Excellent. Very, very good. I like it. I like it.

I like it. I love that. I love that. I guess it's new.

Bitch, what you got to say. I haven't heard that one before. I don't know. I don't know what to say.

I don't know what to say. That one I remember. I remember the werewolf one that you did. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you're going to talk about the paper.

What, half a P.P. Half a P.P. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Now I'll strip him down.

She's ready. She's trying to get past us is what she's trying to do. Mew's really hot, both really and figuratively. Yeah.

And I'm getting very warm. Oh, good job, Mew. Not the blankie. Good job, but here you go.

Yeah. Yeah, this is a full. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Don't you like the blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Yes. Show us your, oh, and there's the booth. Dig in, oh, sure. Oh, yes.

And then I'll text you. Oh, and there goes the pants. And slide them down. Look.

Al does wear all black. And then when she takes it off, it's all pink. What? That's horrible.

That's what I'm talking about. Shut up. I'm talking about her vagina. I can't see her vagina, but I'm just a sittant.

Wait. Take the panties, dude. Take the panties off. It's a full nude and nude.

It's nudeity going on over there. Do girls naked on the bed? Do do do do? So they definitely got, well, the massage bed, whatever.

And then mine, the seagull plush is the modesty plush. That's true. It's very fun. Oh, wait.

Here, let me see that seagull plush. No. I just wanted it. Oh, it didn't work.

She's too smart for you. You had an outer. If I would have called, she would have thrown it over. That's kind of good.

Well, we're going to test the heat of their vaginas. On another show? No, at the end of this show. Why don't you write this on the show thing?

I didn't. No. Oh, it'll be after some of you last week. Wow.

Yeah, we did mention it last week. How many things did he say? We're still here when he mentioned it, though. Yeah.

You know he mentioned it. And how many things have you mentioned in three weeks go by before we do it? Well, Kathy, I'm being more diligent now. Now I got your headache out.

Is that an any reason? There's yours might be proven right on the table here. Ow. Ow.

Ow. Ow. No, no, it sounds like he's saying ow. Smile for me.

Do you smell burnt toast? Look at this girl go. My buddy. What?

What'd you say? Well, because he says ow all the time. So I'd always put the song in my head. What's on?

What's the short guy? The short guy. Oh, I'll be your long-lost pal. I'll sign the short guy.

You can be my bad guy. When you call me, you call me ow. So whatever it could be called ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Oh, see now?

I think of that song. Which by the way, from an engineering standpoint, Graceland was one of the most sonically perfect engineered alums. Two of you. And that video was just abusing his help.

That was the one with Chevy. Yes, right. Yes. Back when Chevy was almost funny.

Sorry, did I say that loud? He got kind of grumpy in his old age. Yeah. Sounds familiar.

Yeah. Wow. That was quite a sting. That was a good one.

Wait. That goes down in the perverted podcast book. Just enjoy your moment. There will be no Pokemon hunting tonight.

Got it in my iPad. It's great. Shall I go on? Yeah, man.

This is an email we got from Big LC and Treasure Seven who say, Greetings from these old dirty southerners down here in Georgia. We are out in the opening. You're welcome to tell our location and our fantings on your show. We have specifically granted you permission to do so in that letter.

You was just kidding. I didn't say this time. I totally forgot. Okay.

He says, hey sexy people. I just finished binging every episode in one month. Yes. How many hours is that?

He said people go through crisis in their life and they just have to focus on one thing, whether it's good or bad. He says, y'all have kept this coach bus driver perked up and laughing on too many long hall drives to the middle of the night. I'm happy to say the P.P. curse didn't get me.

We have to stop calling it a curse now. Thank God. I never called it a curse. I don't think you went along with it.

He says, we are a young kinky couple 28 and 22 with no community and your podcast helps us get through the bullshit that is Val Dosto, Georgia with a non-existent community and the closest engine two hours away. Ouch. Be grateful. That's right.

It's not like L.A. or Jason. You're like, oh two hours. That's the thing we have to do.

When you live on the East Coast, you're like two hours. That's three states over. Traffic on Friday going to sanctuary. Yeah, actually it's true.

My wife particularly loves it when I listen to you guys on the way home to her from the road because I'm usually extra sadistic on some new idea or skill that I learned from y'all. Nice. We have the guilt on that now. It's on us now, Boogie.

What? You mean the pride? Is that the pride? Yes.

Corruption. Get ready Boogie. He says, count motherfucking Boogie. That's me.

I know it makes you squirm with someone complimenting but please know that you are a fucking boss. I want to be like you when I grow up. Please know I don't say this light given the fact that I generally hate most people. But I constantly catch myself singing your jingles and I listen to your songs and EDM quite regularly.

That's cool. Keep up the great work and don't be a little bitch when someone compliments when you really deserve it. Which you absolutely do. I like this guy already.

And I will personally be truly heartbroken if you ever left the world prematurely. Like seriously, Kathy. Sport, water, and if you're not a bad about it. I'm like a two year old as a temper tantrum.

I don't know if they still tell you that to do that but you're supposed to get like take your fingers and dip it in a glass and then spritz it in their face and it just shocks them out of their like, they're like, what the fuck? Like when I'm like, you just spritz them with water. You can't do stuff. This is like psychological stuff.

It's like a lot of corporal. It's a non, it's a non, you know, I mean you could shake the baby until it's now. Don't take a baby boogie. And then throw it out.

Okay, someone just did that. That was bad. But it wasn't their kid. Okay.

He goes on to say, Kathy, my wife wants to grow up to be you. Your strength of mind and character are very rare these days. We especially love you keeping everything balanced. Did you hear that boogie?