Just a recap for our PB listeners that are just now starting with all of us together. Mu dumped an entire cup of cold water onto Panda's ass, so Panda would obviously have to rip her pants immediately off, and I think that was worth a point, because that was some game right there. And now there's sexy Panda laying there and they're cuddlinging. I think you underestimate how much a listener actually want to listen to that 10 minute nonsense that you just did.
No, they don't. Yes they do. And that's fine, but we're going to start whatever this show is completely unprepared. Two or four week five.
What? Two or four week five. Two? What?
I don't know. Let's start a show. The following show is for mature audiences only. Listener discretion is advised.
And if you don't like it, please go fuck yourself. One, two, three, four. Do you feel your sex like this white blame? Scared that your desires might be strange?
Come and join the kinky world of play. That was so enthusiastic. Can we have a better will? Oh my god.
See, why do you ask that? Just not directly into the microphone. You should have hooked up those headsets if only for him to realize. Just to realize.
When you realize like that, you're even getting blown. Look at that. You just pissed Kathy off. You did Dell.
Look at that. Look at that. This is interesting. My head knows.
My ears are bleeding. Thanks. Your ears. The jamorado.
Hello welcome. Hello welcome. Hello and welcome to the perverted podcast. I was being like a jammer.
Dell. Dell shut up. We're starting that. At least he's barefoot.
What? No one's thinking to you. Look to see if other people are talking. We're having a conversation without you.
Okay, fine. We're going to start the show again. Hello and welcome to the perverted podcast. The show where we talk about the adventure the kinky lifestyle sex of perverted.
Recording live from the love lab in North Hollywood, California. I don't make a song either. It didn't work. I'm Kathy.
I'm Elle. I'm Dell. Hey, I don't care. He's only so many times that you can insult and yell at Dell before you go to the motherfucker.
I'm not getting on this fucking chat room anymore. That's Dell Dell. See? If you want content from chat, be nice.
Yeah. See, see, see what how it works? He ain't no longer. I'm just trying to keep things alive, man.
I'm just trying to keep alive. He's not going to take your shit like Unger does. Well, you know, he's like I demand respect. Got you are in the wrong motherfucker.
You are in the wrong place if you want respect. Kathy. Wow. That's what I want to know.
There was a picture of you standing next to an axe in the middle of a bull's eye. Did you just place that axe in the bull's eye or was that your throw? I'll tell you that that was the one of five bull's eyes I made. No, it wasn't really a bull's eye.
At least I hit the wall. Let's put it that way. I hit the actual wall out of maybe 120. I took the win when I got it.
So you just went and stabbed that in the wall and that was the one? That was one of them. I was going to go take it down and Unger's like, hold on again. You better not be able to happen again.
So did you enjoy? Did you have to make special grunts in the bull's? No, it was actually surprisingly easy to throw. My shoulder was not sore at all the next day.
You know what was sore? Your vagina. Well, my vagina is always sore. Unger took your little box.
Oh, good gravy, really? You got to pay the axe, man. I don't know. I paid $25 to get into the place.
That's an option. I'm telling you. That is a lot to throw at. Can't you?
It's $4 for a bottle of water. What? Kathy. I'm telling you.
Home Depot is right down the street. I can get an axe. I can get an axe for 12 bucks. I've got a gun.
I've got a gun in my room. And we could go out and literally just find an old dried stump. That's true. I'll bring you a bottle of water.
It'll cost $0.36. And we'll sing like Ho-Ho, whatever, throwing axe on. No, it was actually really nice. It was a lot of fun.
And I just didn't realize how satisfying it is. But I don't know that I want to spend $25. No, Kathy. We're going to do it.
It's worth it to do it once. And that's about it. It really was. It was a very, they teach you to do it.
And you learn very quickly. It doesn't take a great deal of strength or energy. It just takes like three or four things that you have to combine all at the same time to be able to hit the wall. And I just, well, one time I would do this.
And another time I would actually get the height right. But I wouldn't get my stance right. And so I kept throwing on fun. And I was, my thighs were sore the next day from all the squatting down I had to do to pick up the fucking axe off the floor.
That's what was sore. You didn't have for $25. They didn't have an axe picker upper person. That would have been phenomenal.
Like an axe fairy that just kind of. He's your axe. And it says ball boys and girls. And axe fairy.
I'm going to just walk up and pull it off of the wall. He was hitting almost all of them. He brings his own axe. Oh really?
He's turned off a little more frequently though. Oh yeah, he's in their league now. He's a league. Al, do you want to throw axes?
I actually really do. It looks really cool. And Unger would love to take you. He'd want to be everybody there.
Well clearly I need to talk to Unger. Yeah Unger's the man. I just think we should go. He loves in and everyone's like, Hey Unger!
He's a man! Well he's like a monolith. It's like he's hard to miss. You know Unger doesn't just like stealthy like kind of sneak in a room.
You know he's the size of half the room. He was I had to go off and sign. Read a fucking waiver. Yes it was so long.
He was like chatting with a guy. And it was all habeas corpus, cropis. I will not axe murder people. I actually read it and the guys, Oh my God you're actually reading them all.
Yes. What's the deal with the pictures? Your large take pictures. You can't use them for sort of things.
But they can take all the pictures they want. And if there's any problems on us about arbitration, I'm like, some fuck. If some asshole knows and acts and accidentally hits me. I hate those fucking waivers.
Kathy let me tell you something about law. A little something about law. The last thing I want to hear is you talking about the law. Well I was raised by wild Jews.
Yeah and so lawyers. That's our bag. The Jews have the... No you didn't go a lot.
No they didn't. But I made them a lot of money. You can write anything you want into a waiver. And that can still go to court.
And depending on because obviously you were insane when you signed that waiver, there's a lot of stuff. So they put those things to basically scare everyone away from ever filing a suit if somebody. But if somebody hits you with an accent, it's negligent. Negligence is negligence.
It's very, very much in line with our topic. Oh really? Very much in line. That you can say whatever the fuck you want.
But when it comes down to it, you can't just harm somebody. And get away with it because somebody made you sign something or agree to something. You have the right at any time to, you know, negligence is negligence. Like if someone else hurts or you can still go after that person rather than the company.
You can go after the company if the company doesn't provide the proper safety. They can write whatever they want in their fucking waiver. But if they don't provide things that the law or the city would deem, I don't know what axe throwing things would be safe like bumpers or a certain amount of distance, they have regulations for everything. So if they didn't provide or they didn't have the right lighting or they didn't have whatever, there is always, you know, these places just can't open the door and say, oh, you signed the waiver.
If someone hits you with an accent, it doesn't work like that. This is the most boring legal type ever. Just letting you know in case all of our listeners in PP Land ever walk into a $25 $4 bottle of water axe throwing place, the waiver is not- It was actually a really cool place. It's called LA Axe.
Now that we trashed it, I know they're gonna- Not gonna step my foot in there. That's fine, but you had a good time. I had a really good time. Al, anything going on with you?
Uh, I went to a cat cafe this weekend. It was very cute. A cat cafe? Oh, with cats where they lay kittens on you.
They're just like kittens everywhere and you have a drink. It's really cute. Kathy, why don't you discuss it? You're having your food or drink with cat-fully covered drink.
Yeah, I'm not into that. They're just cats walking around? Yeah, they're really not separated from the actual- Were there puppies? No.
Okay, then I'm not going. And there are pup- cats and dogs all wallering around in their poop and stuff. I'm actually slightly allergic to cats. Oh, well that's fair.
And cats actually know the fuck I mean because they're so high and lofty about it all. And their cat is a puppy cafe. Oh, you're an asshole. You would love cats.
Yeah. To eat them. I don't know. Yeah.
I really want a pang save an owl cafe and that's like my- Oh, that would be until they poop. Well, I'm sure they don't let them poop on their hands. Yeah, I'm sure they talked to all the owls before. Okay, now owls, you understand that people pay a lot of money for this.
And please don't poop and all the owls like get together and they say we've had a discussion and we've all decided that we're not going to poop because you have told us not to poop. Owls are going to poop. When they poop. They don't poop much though.
But when they do, they regurgitate everything. Did I ever tell you guys the owl poop story? Please don't tell them. I need to talk about it on the show.
With the owl landed on the light post and shit in my open window on my leather seats when I just inherited my dad. Yeah. Yeah. That story has been told.
Yeah, owls poop. That's why we came up pretty boring though. It's a kind of fun. I did a cool tattoo but that's about it.
I actually, you know what? What? I'm not going to say much about your scene, Del. But I did see Del at a party.
Del? You can. It's fine. He was in a room and I told him earlier I was about to go, Hey, Del, how you doing?
Then I realized in time to shut my fucking mouth because I was just naked. All tied up. And I'm like, oh, yeah. Maybe he doesn't want me yelling his fucking name out in the middle of the school.
Yeah. We don't heckle in scenes. I caught myself. I was this guy.
You're like, walk in. You're like, no. Other friends that were chatting with me. Well, that's in a scene.
I'm not going to stand out. Yeah, because that's something interesting to point out that people can be social and laughing in their scene. That doesn't mean you're invited into that discussion. And a lot of people are like, oh, they're they're chatting.
They're doing this. No, that's their scene. You still give that space and let's think. One's outside the room.
I know the ones I'm chatting to, not like Randall. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I've had that before where we're being like, fun, you know, you're doing something or me and I'll just be laughing or I'm playing with someone and you're like laughing. And the people are like, oh, it could be a good day.
And they're just like, I had to blah blah blah blah blah. And you're like, we're in a scene. And then they look all offended. You know, and it's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
So I'm glad you showed some restraint, Kathy. It's a good example to our listeners. Goddamnit. That's right.
Goddamnit. What's next? What's underwear graveyard? Yeah.
Oh, you know what? Do you remember how I got my underwear? I remember early early that our listeners donated so you could buy. So I could buy a whole set of underwear.
Right. Yes. They finally died. I've been using those ever since.
Under five years. We're talking like three years at least. Three years, one pair. Just not one pair.
One set. It was like 10 of them. Oh, okay. Actually 12, I think.
That's right. So I pulled one out the other day. I'm about to put it out. You know how girls panties have that double panel.
Yeah. I'm pretty sure. And I'm looking at it and I see something strange. I look closer and realize that the inside panel is.
I mean, it's 12. I'm like, what the fuck is my labia doing to these fucking panties? Your labia is just snuggling. I've had moths eat mine before.
It's kind of annoying. You know what? Would you please explain how the moths got into your pants while you're watching. No, I'll get into it.
While they're under water in my drawer. I mean, while you're taking a leak, you just go down and squat and all of a sudden 80 miles away. No, it's while they're in the drawer and the moths get in the drawer. There's water in the drawer?
No, my underwear. Oh, your underwear is in the drawer. Yikes. I'm like, why do you keep water in the drawer?
I don't understand. It's just a girl thing that I don't understand. Never mind. The point is I have to get new underwear now, but I just thought back and remember fully focused.
It's been like three years. That's a good run for underwear. Yeah, I don't. Because I've never had last like 10 years.
I have underwear from when I was in middle school still. You have underwear that oh my god, you know how valuable that would be? What? Did I say that out loud?
Yeah, you did. Yeah, I did. Yeah, I did. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Creator Explorer is like, you should actually not be that. I'm like, no, I'm going to buy that fucking underwear. Yeah, I know he used to buy. Actually, he mentioned him and I said, now, I've done enough for this podcast, letting that man lick my armpit.
Which by the way, still, I think our fourth most popular video on our perverted podcast YouTube channel is Hollywood, Danny, making out with your armpit. It's like 70, 80,000. I'm so warm. It makes me feel any better.
Kathy, I'm intentionally not watching it. I'm so glad to hear you saying thank you. You all really did. Kathy's reaction was so priceless.
It was just horrible. I mean, Hollywood, daddy was a truth-sleeze ball. You can definitely was. It was a truth-sleeze ball, but he just fucked with Kathy the whole time and then just, you know, just went in there.
He dragged it out. She went in there. And I look up and there's his girl filming it and I'm almost. Oh, yeah.
That's good. I was saying that. All right. So you remember a while back we asked people for give us ideas for pajama raga.
We need a really bad rap. Sure. Shopping. We need tycoos and luck Santa some, but not a she go sent us holy fuck balls.
So many suggestions that this whole show is thanks to that person. Right. Not a she go. The show perverted podcast.
We're going to be using that for the next three years. That's good. I mean, they've always been active, but you know, and it goes kind of waves. Like there's waves where like the listeners will be like, you know why?
Because we suck at some point and then they get motivated. No, because at some point, I think we shame them. At some point, I'm like, everything starts to get like thin and I got hardly any topic. So last week, like, you guys are just failing, Kathy.
Yeah. And then we get it just an onslaught of stuff that I'm all. Oh, thank God. Material is.
This appointment is palpable in this room. 42 26 20 37. 42 42 26 27. Oh, yeah.
I get it. But that's good. Yay. That's good.
I got nothing other than ground on got released today. Another Pokemon. Oh my God. The dudes that I drove around today, a 98% shiny ground on fucking.
I understand what he's saying. Yeah. I know. He's got a language.
Pretty valuable. It looks pretty cool. I have a half of it. Huh?
I understand half of it. You know, that's what we're doing. Muse just happy about shiny diglets, which diglets are amazing, Kathy, because it's just this little thing. I swear to God, it looks like a dick popping out of a glory hole.
A dicklet? That's a dicklet. It's a dicklet. It's called a diglet, but I swear to God, that's what it look.
Come on. Am I lying? You're not wrong. You're just getting it late to the meme.
It looks what there is a meme that looks like a dick. Yeah. Triple dicks. Triple dicks.
Did you just try to look up what that looks like? No. He was a great explorer, so it takes everyone's in a while. He sends the whap like he's hitting me.
Oh. But this time he sent Pee-Pee-thwap. Pee-Pee-thwap. So he's whapping your Pee-Pee.
Ha-ha-ha-ha. That life is a monkey kooky. Naughty kinky blaze with no shortage of gagshot avatars and chicks would come over the face. Yeah.
And they got groups, events, and shit like that, if you're interested. On a side note. And we're talking about him the whole time. He was, I wanted him to be here to talk about the axe throwing.
And this is actually a suggestion by him. He put my name in the comments, which I always appreciate. That's the at Kathy when people put at Kathy. That's right.
At K-A-T-H-Y. And that will lead me. If you read something, sometimes I'll use it. Sometimes I'll put oh my god.
Is it helping when you guys do that. So Unger suggested this one is called, if you want to play with me, you can't use safe words by T-X, sir. I'm so excited for this. We're getting all ready for this.
Yeah. You hear that every now and again. You've got to handle this. Stop back.
That's right. He says, I heard these words uttered by a Dom who's supposedly been around the block. And I was floored. Consent is what separates what we do from abuse.
I get that longtime partners may not use safe words in their play because they know each other inside and out. But this guy's position is that if you want the honor of playing with him, you don't get a safe word. Now, he tried to rationalize his way around the issue, saying that safe words aren't necessary because he's so incredibly perceptive that he'd shut down any scene before there was a problem. There's a term for what he's doing.
And it's not BDSM. It's grooming, grooming for abuse. If you encounter a player on the BDSM scene who has a problem with safe words, you're not talking with a dominant. You're talking with an asshole.
How many are so many so many thoughts? Yes. So many thought. Who would like to?
Alice would begin. Ow. Oh, Lord. OK.
So I actually read this post when I saw Kathy posted in the Piverted Podcast thing. Yes. I never noticed that. I want to say not using safe words kind of has to do with how long you've known this partner, what you've negotiated beforehand.
Because there's some instances where if you've been with someone long enough, like, yeah, you don't really need safe words anymore. Like, they kind of know what your limits and boundaries are. And they know what not to push, what they can push. And you don't really need safe words at that point if you've negotiated beforehand.
But if you're playing with someone brand new, then yes, definitely use safe words. It's never safe to not use safe words in that situation. Because you don't know what this person's going to do. And you could still use safe words and get fucked over.
Yeah. Sure. Absolutely. I think it depends.
Yeah. I think you're right. Because I don't use safe words with creative explorer. But and actually, our safe word was always just stop.
We didn't need to do anything else. But he's a perfect example, actually. Because he's to the point where he can tell what that something is up and he'll slow it down. And later, I'll be like, how did you know?
And he's like, I can tell that your reaction was completely different. Yeah. At some point, you can really read people's body language and figure out, once you've played with them for a long time, what kind of a set? Is that 100%?
Well, not always. You never made that mistake topping people. You never assumed that they were OK, but they were just not saying something. That's what I'm talking about.
People are talking about people. Well, let me tell you somebody who talks a lot of people. You don't know. I don't care how experienced you are.
I've fucking beaten a lot of asses. I played with a lot of people. I've done hundreds of play scenes. But I can't really assume everything that's going on in the inside.
Even people that I know, even people that I've been in relationships for years, there is always going to be some moment that I, in my absolute perfection, I can't interpret what's in your head. So I may be able to know body language. I may be able to know quite a bit about you. I'm not saying that there aren't people that are really, really good.
But to pretend that anybody is perfect or can do something perfectly every time or that, the DOM isn't going to be having a bad day where maybe they aren't as perceptive as they think they are. And to make it an absolute, I just get pissed off at absolutes. That's the thing that books me. You are absolutely correct.
I mean, in five years, I don't think other than being at a forest fire that you got scared of and literally screamed red while Bunny her and I were going and looking at a forest fire and we got really close and it was amazing. And she started screaming red because she got scared. And we talked about it on the show, I think. And other than that, I don't think we've ever called a safe word, you know, maybe once.
But you haven't banned safe words from your relationships. No, because about someone who says no safe words. That's what I'm saying. And first off, going back to the Wild Jews raising the wilderness, lawyers, I don't give a fuck what you say.
You can say anything you want. You can tell a person that you're going to play with and dominate anything you want. The law says at any time that somebody does not like what is going on that they can speak up for themselves. End of story.
I mean, as far as the law, you can say I can interpret. You can say all of these things. And that's great. And lots of people that play.
They don't use safe words. And it doesn't happen a whole lot. But you cannot legally say that if you're going to play with me, I am completely in control and you can't do that. Well, you can.
You just you would not have ruled that way. You would be breaking the law at that point. If somebody was at that is where you can go and say, I said stop. And this person, because they negotiated some bullshit an hour earlier and said I have no, because I've had this.
I've talked to multiple people who have gone into these situations when they were young. And they were dumb and ignorant and didn't understand. And they thought, oh, this is how it's supposed to be. But the examples you're bringing up are young people or new people.
People who don't have a lot of experience. The thing is that I know people who play like that, they're perfectly aware of the dangers. They like spurting that danger. It isn't absolutely not something that I would ever try.
And I can't imagine a scenario where I would be OK with it. But I know people who do it and these people are responsible. And they take the possibility of danger on themselves. They know both parties do.
But this is the way that they want to play. What I have a serious problem is what he's talking about. An older gentleman who goes to a bunch of specifically targets young people or new people and tells them, I don't want these passwords ever. And if you want to play with me, that's the way you have to play.
That is one dangerous motherfucker. She's a huge red flag. But a person who's new doesn't know that's a red flag. They only know what they send videos or what they read in books.
And so they imagine, oh, this must be a real dominant. Which is unfortunate because he's actually the exact opposite of that, a fake dominant. And so this is why this poster is so upset. I wrote a really aggressive piece about you encounter anybody like this, walk away from him.
Because the narrow margin of people within the scene who responsibly pay play with no safe word are doing so with the full knowledge that things can go really bad. And they both are adults and they accept it. And they've been in the scene long enough to understand exactly how bad things can go. New people, though, and this apparently happened at a public event.
And it made a lot of people upset. And I frankly think that's a really good thing, because that means their local community is on top of things, where at least somebody is speaking up and saying, that's not right. I completely agree. It really is.
This is one of those things where there is no absolute. It's an absolutely, understand, consensual non-consent and the hotness of it. And people will say, I know the risk. And then of course, we can get into, there's people that actually fantasize very heavily about real rape and being punched in the face and knocked bloody unconscious.
There is absolutely a spectrum that you can go all the way up to where it is clearly abused and clearly illegal, obviously, yes. And self-harm. When you are teaching and when you come into a new situation like a muncher, you come into a new class or whatever, I think it is very important to start with a very hard line, that at any time, the law says, and our community says, that at any time, if you really need to get out of something, there is nothing that can stop you from stopping your own scene. There is nothing.
There is no guilt. There is no disappointment. There is no dumbly but hurt. There is nothing that can actually stop you.
I mean, other than the person being an abuser and a rapist, there is nothing that says that you can't say, I was wrong about our negotiation. I need to stop now. And yeah, that's an even more unfortunate part, is that if you don't realize that until you're well into the relationship or even not even well into the relationship, somewhat deep into the relationship, it's almost almost impossible to find a way to extricate yourself from that because you take on, you internalize all that and feel shame for not being able to be like this person. Be a true submissive and that's where guilt and shame, and that's where we talk about it.
We're talking in a lot of hypotheticals because the reality is, is that most of the people that get caught in these types of situations don't speak up. And we try to train people, oh, user, say, for do whatever, but the reality is, is a lot of people get scared of their pride. They get scared of disappointing somebody, that they're not gonna like me, they're not gonna approve of me, they're gonna talk about me as being not a, you know, because they don't know. And that's really the issue.
The issue is that we aren't spending enough time as a community training and empowering people to be able to say no for themselves, to where we don't have to panic over something like this. We don't have to say this show and say, oh, oh, this guy's bad, this guy's bad, don't do it. We should be able to train our people to say, they can see this for themselves, I'm not gonna do this. Well, I think it also, like it should be the community's responsibility to try to teach people to look for these types of things like that, but I also think it, you know, kind of falls back on the person as well.
They have to actually want to go out and seek this knowledge and, you know, figure this stuff out before they start playing with people and stuff, but not a lot of people do. Absolutely, but what if you don't know, you only know what you know until you find out from somewhere that you don't know it. And usually that's a bad experience. So what we're, and this is where we come back to the balance between personal responsibility, you should be, if you're gonna get in this type of lifestyle, you are responsible for yourself.
Ultimately, no matter what happens to you, you have some level of responsibility to take care of that. But then on the experience side, where we, the people that supposedly have some sort of experience, understand and see things that the new people like Kathy talks about, they don't even see, it's not even on their radar. There, it's like that whole, you know, believe in Santa Claus trust, you know, trust your authorities, trust your elders, you know, we're programmed as children that you're supposed to listen to certain people and that you're supposed to trust and by nature we want to try up and trust. So it's a hurdle to get over, to be able to see that, wait, am I supposed to be asking more questions?
Am I supposed to be seeking more? Am I supposed to be more distrustful? Am I supposed to not? You know, there's an actual, there's a cognitive dissonance that you think that goes against.
Unfortunately, if somebody like this is able to capture a new person at a munch or at a public event and pull them away from that community in time, that person will not have access to. Yeah. So that's, they'll have anything to say or no? You covered, well, what I was gonna say.
Anything going on in the camera? Yes, there is the ingenious slash terrifying invention of sunscreen that has glitter in it. Oh, dude. Oh, no.
Oh, oh, good. Is it at least not plastic glitter? So it's not just going in the ocean. No, I'm sure about the plastic, but there were multiple ones.
So they had them high enough. So it wasn't just like a vanity, some block, like it was actually decent grade, not like 10. That does nothing. You need at least like 50 or something higher.
But if the glitter is plastic, then it goes in the ocean and you're just not making it. My mind is more worried about would be functional as an actual somebody. I'm more concerned about the environment personally through people. Wow, the split between the two.
Wow, you and Bunny would just have, I mean, Bunny would just literally, because we started towards the end, because she obviously everything was glitter glitter. And I, and towards the end, it started kind of affecting, because she was able to just displace the killing, sea life and killing things. Because glitter is just literally so fine and so small that literally it is just ingested. And it flushes down the toilet or down the drain.
And so much of it just winds up right back in the ocean and all the fish are eating it and whatever. And a lot of people are saying glitter. So that's why now they have all these biodegradable glitters and edible glitters and things like that. And that's great.
So Bunny would be caught between these two. Oh my yeah. Ooh, too big. And she knows, she would know logically, because she loves all animals and sea turtles and all the things in the ocean and whatever.
But then there's that, it's glitter. And it's sparkly and humans are so shitty that even though we know we're just destroying everything, we still get in our cars. We still do the things and make up our stories. Yeah.
Yeah. But humans are just shitty. You'll agree with it for that, don't you? No, for the sunblock, I just looked it up.
It is biodegradable glitter. OK. Yeah. Now she's going to go and buy it.
Yeah, maybe. Yeah. But then there's the issue of the sunblock itself. That is also destroying the reefs.
They do make sunblock. That doesn't hurt coral reefs. But I feel like we're going to do it. Yeah, well, these people have all these people swimming around with sunblock around the coral reefs.
We're on a different topic, pumpkin. No, but we've been on this too long. Different pop. Well, yeah, because it washes off of you.
And then it actually blocks the sun from the coral reef. And then we're fucking just shitty, dude. We're so much dead. Colen, Thailand, it made me sad.
Agent Smith was right. And Vicky was right. Just remember that. You know the two movies, obviously.
Thanks. Let's move on. You know what we just need to get into. Cool attack.
This is a pajama erotica. Even though none of us are in pajamas. I was going to be naked. But I didn't have the time to.
I was going to be scared. But they stole my modesty. Yeah. The monasticity.
But first of all, I'm going to say you always have time to undress. Should I just do it now? Boogie. Well, I'm going to say yes.
That's a good idea. That's a pajama. You guys do your haikus. And I will get undressed.
OK, I'm going to say it real slow. Cathy, what is racking now? Are we going to do leather first? Tails are getting undressed, too.
Yay! He's down. Gotta be naked. He's taking off his pants.
You look that way. All look that way. That sounds like a great idea. I'm just.
I'm happy. What? It's all over your body. Oh, that's really good.
It has. Oh, he's got cutting marks all over his back. Oh, look. No, I'm looking at the nudity over here.
He's covered now. Yeah. That's like even look like it down on your chair. So I'm not.
Thank you. Don't put your nutsack on my fucking chair. I'm leaving my underwear on, but they're so fucking under. You can be completely squidge all over that chair.
I don't have to double standard. It's not a double standard. It's not equal. One of your men and one of your women.
They're both genitalia. No, there are two different. I believe that they're. You're old mind.
You're old mind. I believe there's a difference. Oh, wait. The music went away.
While we're talking. Shut up, there's nudity. The nudity I want. You have yours.
You have. That looks like you've been beaten. He's got so many companies. He hasn't beaten.
They're all so much bad. They're not. They're everywhere. All right, so our first haiku attack is leather.
Ladies and gentlemen, Cathy, would you like to start? Sure. Stranger stands in line. You won't notice if I just lean in, take a whiff.
Haiku attack. Whiff. I like this meditment. Ow.
Ow. Ow. Oh, my turn. OK.
Yes. Skin from an animal. Collars, boots, jackets, and vests. Last forever.
Hot. Haiku attack. Get all the high marks there. You're so deep.
Haiku attack. Oh, wait. I'm going to hit the things too loud. It is loud.
There we go. I'm going to save that. Thanks. Now that's the level.