204. Just Ask

It’s that time of year where people are graduating high school/ one more graduating class to remind you how old you’re getting (1:29)/ definition of “sexist” (2:29)/ Can we get published guidelines for all the PC words we should be saying? (3:29)/ a refreshingly honest graduation speech (4:25)/ school is weird (5:30)/ what percentage of kids go to college now? (6:14)/ Randy’s shattered dreams (7:03)/ still best friends with your high school best friend(8:31)/ skate or die! (12:00)/ “I guess round balls don’t tip over” (12:34)/ Skate parties (12:52)/ living in a big city (14:00)/ “I live in the city that never sleeps and I’m going to bed early”/ subscribing to The New Yorker (15:32)/ Fitness magazines at Walmart (16:57-18:23)/ let’s learn about art! (19:00)/ Tommy sketches former Red Wings goalie Chris Osgood (20:30)/ “My Secret is in the Shading”/ Tommy’s sketching YouTube show (22:30)/ Tony Danza is not The Fonz (23:40)/ The Fonz was Wooderson from Dazed and Confused (24:10)/ Side of Beef meat art (25:55)/ Fortnite video game (26:34)/ Fortnite streamer, Ninja is super famous (27:23)/ iTunes review (34:01)/ Uptown vs Downtown (35:35)/ Quality Question: haunted houses. Why don’t we just burn them all down?(36:30)/ Tommy’s experience with a spirit at the Holly Hotel (37:52)/ Tommy’s good experience (39:00)/ “one of my old socks is in my pants”/ the Grim Reaper tugged on Tommy’s ear/ Finally, the quality Question (42:36)/ online dating nonsense (44:37)/ a picky Senfeldian man (47:14)/ online dating profiles (48:16)/ the profiles that say “Just Ask” (49:16)/ the fine line between creative and stupid (53:00)/ Scorpion from Mortal Kombat is a man who loves, he always wants to pull you closer/ “don’t you quit or do you quilt because I’m not into quitters”/ Online dating questions for Just Ask (55:00)/ Justin Verlander or Matthew Stafford (1:00:00) Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content! Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826 "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com