That that whatever happened was that was a sand mandala No, it wasn't using the using the you like to do something fall apart. That was a sand mandala It was we created this magical artistic show show 206 and then somehow All the people here none of us seem to notice that the computer just kind of glitched and stopped recording So we actually did not record the show in all its magnificence, but it was a great show But now just like the sand mandala it gets wiped away to signify the impermanence of the universe and now we're Nobody's buying a here a few days later to try it again the following show is for mature audiences only listener discretion is advised And if you don't like it, please go fuck yourself Hello and welcome to a very special version Redo 2.6 redo perverted podcast That's it the show where we explore the adventures of the kinky lifestyle sex and perversion recording live from the who cares we're recording They're listening. We are trying to record live from the threshold level. I am very crotchety.
I cannot be still got an audience There's still as long as there's a recording. They're still listening. So let us just recapping of who are you? I nobody knows who are you that's how you're boogie.
I'm Kathy. That is correct Now let us proceed with our second attempt at recording this show and 40's later anybody who's confused right now Congratulations, so why congratulations right now is just boogie myself and owl in the live web sitting all alone Re-recording show to us a because we normally record Monday nights and we had a lovely audience here We were not was here. We had kiki from Amsterdam It's enough was here on a demand in the chat room demand that he be yeah, he came and said kind of grudgingly I don't think we should grudgingly get people in the chair He did not look happy to be he did not but he did say he had a good time hanging out And we all went and caught we had a group of us Kathy we made we and I know you hate when I talk about Pokemon I gotta shine side. You did and right in my face and the thing I've been looking for so that was amazing But what we did is we made nerd history after the imaginary show that didn't record We went out with a group because we usually go out You know with a few of us usually Dell and owl and new and I and we'll go out and we'll just catch some Pokemon and drive around Some parking lots and you know and talk and it's kind of very social and nice But this time we had a bigger group, but we made history Kathy Because it's true.
You can't deny that we made nerd history. It's happened before I'm sure no It is never happening in the history surely not the history of Pokemon go which is supposed to be a family game But it's really just a bunch of fucking lonely dudes all standing around and usually one random check But that night Kathy that magical night there was seven of us and it was four women and three dudes Why is that significant? Well that gets a clap doesn't I don't understand because there are more women than men this is a that is a deal for Kathy I go out on these rates where you go and attack these bosses and literally it's like 15 dudes every time and then every now and again It's like what's that? That's a female And everyone gets confused and then you know so big nerd nerd stuff.
Yeah a good time after our failed attempt Yeah, it was okay, you know, so I think we just me jealousy we just More crotchety aggravation from Kathy and it's not because I mean there was some great things and we're not we're obviously not going to Recreate everything that we had but there were some things that we talked about that I think was really good And of course some listener questions and so we're gonna at least attempt to hit the same subjects even though There's no answer we were almost done with that. So we had like one segment. I was driving home with my Knuckles just wife and gripping the steering wheel. I was so pissed off.
I can't really yes I mean I've been producing music and doing stuff for a lot of years and that is just You you have to learn to let that stuff go because you will work for hours on something And then back in the days when it was real to real when they did music on tape that shit was really because the engineer You set the wrong track and you've now just recorded over Mick Jagger's vocal part or you know Just something insane shit, you know it happens So you kind of it sucks and you cranking you bite your teeth But you do understand that when you're doing stuff creative and you're making stuff it stuff breaks Your attempt to put things in perspective is not gonna make me feel better. Well Kathy I have these nipple coverings these flower It was some huge area always they have to cover. I don't know how huge your aerial is are But I think we got it covered with these they are definitely a these are Kathy Do you want to put these on now? Okay, don't think I don't don't add things Oh, and the other thing when we went out that made it nerd history not only was it for women and only three guys Two of the women were wearing butt plugs while walking around playing a video game.
That's what I'm gonna go They don't even know about yeah, they don't know about so it was amazing. It was it was everyone in the group knew about it Well, yeah, we all knew about it because everyone was there when I put him in when the insertion's happening which also was incredibly high So so I see that the show not recording didn't affect you at all. Nope. No didn't I mean we I'm sad because you know You know you get into a topic and you're like yeah, this is a good point I hope people get what I'm trying to say but you know 206 of them, you know, there's enough of our babble I'm sure we pretty much covered most of those points Yeah, to be honest the only thing that really the real reason I'm pissed off is that I didn't want to take another day Out of my very busy and not fun week to come back and do this such is my dedication to our listeners Well, it is and look seven minutes in and it's Looks like it's recording unless that's like recording like the Disney Channel or something from some things that some thing You never know, but it was it was great.
We also had you know Which now we know we can call her Kiki who's no longer in the country anymore and at least we have a name but at least we have a name and it was really cool because and we didn't talk a little bit about it but It is amazing and I won't go into any details Whatever, but it is amazing I talked about the fact that after all this drama I'm starting to kind of oh wake up to my sexuality again and and the idea behind the love lab and allowing people to kind of Relax those expectations or that negative programming they've had sexually or whatever and there's a group of us You know, there's a lot of girls in here and there's very supportive and I really miss that and I didn't realize how much I miss that Until you start seeing and we see it obviously in the dungeon too when you see people come in and they maybe have some programming and They have some beliefs about their sexuality or or obstacles Things that are in their way or they just haven't allowed themselves and they're amazing mind to Explore in a way and when you create an environment for that and all of a sudden you see that light turn It's like we see in the dungeon all the time when you see people come in and they're like Yeah, you know, this is pretty much how it is and I get it, you know, I get it, you know, this thing This is pretty cool and then you're like, hey, we'll have you ever thought of this and all this done mind blown and they're like I never knew that this my mind could do this and to see that is the thing that drives me I think the most and you know sexually and play and stuff like that So so to be able to kind of start seeing that again in people is I don't know I didn't play the game most of that day You know, well and there's been girls around too and of course muse here all the time and Hannah's here Sometimes and al's here, you know, we're all hanging out But I was still so in my head about all the drama and stuff that I had, you know, literally just shut off a lot of parts of myself So it's very exciting to be back to to yeah to start school doesn't mean I'm not going for shiny lapis next week because fucking that's coming out And raids Sunday with the torches. Oh my god. Yeah, Sunday. We have a group.
We're going out We're going out and you know what Kathy. I know you hate this, but you have no idea how many emails I get from people We just I just made friends on Pokemon go with one of our listeners in Croatia We have Germany and different Canada. I have like all these people No, you let me tell you I love you I love creative explorer and yet you guys like shit that bore me to tears now that doesn't mean that I'm judging what you're doing I'm just I cannot listen to it one more time and faint interest There yeah, I'm trying but I hear it all the time whether it's Pokemon or whether it's some new board game or I just I'm done. I'm gonna pass over round.
Yeah, I don't care. She got a shiny side. I'm so happy for her But she doesn't talk about it as much as you do. I also don't obsess so as long as you don't mind that you talk about on the show and my Mind will just wander off somewhere.
We're good. Kathy. Why is that different from any other time? I speak on the show?
Why should I interpret that you make a good point? Why should I just I mean Kathy? I remember the great cell phone look of show Or for whatever the show that we're just gonna call that the greatest moment where I start to monologue and literally five people in the room at the same Time almost is though. It's like a religious, you know, how we hurt it Catholic Church.
They get up They kneel they stand up. They know oh boogie is talking all down to their phones to ignore That is so you should be used to it. Yeah, so I was a body when I do it. What?
Just let my mind wander in the middle of your well. We are kind of looking at each other Right, so I'm like I'm looking at the glassiness in your eyes and I'm like, I should probably just you know I really try but then not me we're gonna talk about you. We're gonna talk about me anything going on with you Al? I mean, I guess I could just go over what I talked about last time Yes, that's the what we're doing.
So I was gone for a week I traveled up North camped on the beach a bunch and that was really fun I enjoyed that and then when I the weekend I came back I had a really amazing scene with my play partners where I Felt very broken afterwards like I couldn't talk very well I couldn't really stand like everything was just it was it's hard to explain But it was it was a good kind of broken though like I was happy I was like smiling the whole time, but I just couldn't talk and I was like crying and everything but it was it was really fun It's an amazing experience. Yeah for time. I've gotten that far too. So it was a lot of people get that far Yeah, so that's that's very that's very exciting.
So in reflection of that Did it build any new confidence opening any new doors new trains of thought or something like that because when you have an experience like that Sometimes it actually gives you some new perspective on yourself I guess it made me realize kind of because I've been questioning for the last couple of weeks whether or not BSM and Kinkin All this stuff is really important to me and the way I felt after that experience It kind of made me realize that yes It is actually really important to me and I would like to keep doing it and finding partners I could do it and just build a lot of Trust that play partner, which is really nice. So yeah, trust is great. It makes a scene just so wonderful Yeah, it's yeah, it's the environment. It's a lot more enjoyable once I've like really gotten to know and trust someone Then when I first start to play with someone for sure, I totally get it really makes a difference.
Yeah, absolutely Hmm. Why are you looking at both of us really well because you guys well? No, I'm not just I'm listening I'm like how do I feel as the top because I only top so I'm like listening to the bottom perspective and of course Intellectually that makes absolute sense that it's just like you have to let go But how do I respond? You know where does trust and I mean obviously I need to feel that somebody on the bottom is That we're connecting in a way that that power exchange is occurring and they are giving me that trust But I'm still used to I mean obviously me I've been with you know for almost five years and and you know some partners I played with for a long time and of course that trust builds that connection and there's places We can go that I wouldn't go with somebody new, but do I necessarily?
Do I need as much trust in the in the early stages? I don't think you do because you are a reckless man Fair enough. I like most men. I'm not singling you out.
No, I will just tops not just know that a lot of people in the scene don't seem Honestly, there is just my experience. I would say that there are more people in the scene who? Take less care than I would imagine or I would demand in a scene They'll go in right away and do a pick up play and just go a lot deeper than I would there seem to be more people that do that than don't So I'm not surprised if you like something like just bright word I mean I think it's as simple as that. Yeah, I'm not much of a pick up player myself It's hard for me to trust someone enough like when I just met them I usually have to talk to someone at least a little bit beforehand.
Yeah, I totally agree I am not that way well that it's a balanced energy exchange, but it is going in in one direction I'm giving up a lot from the top is taking a lot So my position demands that I trust you a lot. I think that makes absolutely sense and that's that's been my experience I mean I have played with a lot of people that Okay, I played with a lot of people that are maybe you know They they know themselves pretty well They're a little self-actualized and they know that they can self-advocate for themselves and they say that when you negotiate when you're talking About before play even if you don't know him very well person I just played with recently like no no I absolutely have no problem saying no or fuck off in the same sentence And I'll just let you know but then of course there's the people that come in and and I'm doing fire play on them And I've never even met them and I'm in the back of my mind I mean I know I know how to do fire play, but this person has no clue that you know Am I gonna burn them? Am I gonna you know am I gonna be responsible? What am I gonna do?
So yeah, there is definitely those times where I'm like this person should not have said yes to me, but I'm a pervert So I'm gonna turn it down. I'm going for it. I'm just gonna go for it The the thing about me just want everyone to know Mew and this was actually nice For so long she's been preparing to take the MCAT again and and we had to go back She had to you know the score she got the first time was good But it wasn't as good as she wanted her needed to to plan herself in in the right med school So she actually had to endeavor again another months and months process of Resedying for this test which of course as somebody who has failed multiple times and had to redo things multiple times in my life Nothing on the scale of what she had to go through but understanding getting over that psychological I okay, I'm gonna commit to do this again And I'm gonna not only commit to do this again But I'm gonna try to find what I need to do to make it better You know that eight hours a day of studying wasn't enough I have to do you know these things and I got to tell you Kathy and I know you've seen her study and I know I'll see And everyone's you know senior what we're all going out coach bloke moan or doing things or whatever She's just sitting there hammering okam and physics and and all of these things and just Just so dedicated to her dream and and I can't I shared it on the you know the missing show But I don't I have no problem regenerating that Amount of respect that I have for her to go through that process again and then get in there and take the test again But now she has taken it she took it last week. She felt pretty good about it There's definite improvements that she felt and now she can just humbly Sit in a bed for three months and play Minecraft Literally that I will promise you that is what she is doing right as we speak She's building a monster spawner thing that doesn't kill them See I don't know what to talk about But it's just I don't know I'm dumbfounded I'm dumbfounded it She's just my little champion and and I just man She really she deserves what she goes for because she put in the work You see people put in work like that and you're like you know You really want them to win because it's not like they fucked around or had their parents paid to get them in school Or any of the number of things that people bullshit their way into a med school or something like that I mean she really is putting she put in years of research and all of these things and It has kept me going you know through the times where I'm just like I just want to kill myself And and I'm like here's this person that's working so hard.
It's just so inspiring And she's relying on you too and yeah, it's kind of she's someone's got a feeder because that bit foils water badly It's not just that she needs chocolate milk keeper on her schedule Will you make sure that she she gets up at the right time that she doesn't take too long of a break? Yeah, there's definitely a part there's it was a good it was a good team and in no way was my part Comparable to so the work that she had to put in but it was definitely a team effort and and I know so many listeners We're into it and it was really nice because of course we're in the pokey group And nobody knows about me really other than they've seen her with me a couple times on raids And I had posted that she just finished and literally like 35 people in the group We're like that is awesome thumbs up and and so it was just I told her you know She saw that and it's just so many people support people that work hard like that and there's just it's so I know I'm gushing and whatever but fuck you. It's been five years. Okay.
I'm gonna. I'm gonna gush a little bit It's cool about about my partner being amazing and what was Kathy is among the little people? Oh, come on that was my everybody would sound like they had in here. Oh, that's right because of the the headache I there's something something in my brain.
It's making me feel like I have an earache It's giving me headaches in my temple and behind my eye and it makes everyone sound like they had inhaled it Just a table. Yes every time I heard you have to do a lot of the right I talked to her now You sound like you're up in the rafters. Stop it. Can I caress your breasts now?
It has gotten a little bit better, but now I just feel like fuzzy like given us far away. I'm all great I'm gonna be getting a MRI. Okay, and so I'm like, oh god, I'm not looking forward to this and I Didn't I would say Xanax? No, I'm doing Yeah, the one I had I'll have the non-boogie open MRI.
Oh my god the meat press I lasted My god take the take the banner just take the Xanner I mean, I'm sober so I'm not really gonna take something take you'll be fine if you take the tranquilizer You know so many people are like because once you take it you're like I don't give a fuck about nothing You know, I don't mind it all I'll take any any chemical help they want to give you But I'm definitely demanding an open MRI because it's I have such a crazy intense case of a cluster Sometimes that I've I've great explore has gotten used to Sometimes, you know, we do faff a lot of any tees of me a lot So sometimes we'll be cuddling and betting he's got both his arms wrapped around me And I'll go to pull away and to do far off. He'll hold me tighter And so he learned very early on bad idea don't fucking do that cat scratch fever right there man. Oh, I freak out man There's a there's maybe a three four I can extend it to a five second delay where I'm barely holding it together But if I get past that point forget it some of the tips that I didn't use is put on the blindfold before you go in You know, just get a blindfold and put it on take your Xana shot it to Kila Maybe shoot some heroin in your toenails have someone masturbate you with your Siri you do it. They'll let you know No, they know they like do it, you know, just get her done.
I mean, yeah Relax me. I mean maybe the vibrator would fuck with it. You know my sister actually said okay I'll give it try and I don't know why she did this because we're both very Glustrophobic and should I'll give it a try and the gate the gator the relaxant and they put the blindfold on her before she Went in and before they were about to give it a little thing that you can press if I want to get out I press that thing. Oh god.
I didn't even have a chance to fart. Oh, yeah Nope, she gets in there and everything is going okay. She got that your your things in or something You can listen to music or their list anyway She gets in and before they're about to start she accidentally just moves her arm a little bit and brushes oh Against the wall to the I mean and this was a close-in Oh, and she said nope, and she starts pressing it and they're like we hear you hold on a second She starts pressing it harder, and then she fucking loses it She just starts balling and freaking out and it's the worst feeling in the world It's I said why did you even do that you knew what would happen so I was trying to be a good sport. Oh, yeah, don't be a good sport Just demand the open tomorrow.
Yeah Anyway, enough of that. That's one. No, we're all completely looking forward to this right Yeah, can't he take all the drugs? They'll give you That life is the place About genital fordure and suspect we share I can get through I For your piece of money Oh Okay Seriously Did you hear that that she came from she did this oh god She is starting to feel the way I do you know that you're getting on people's nerves when they start talking like me They start up.
Yeah, here we go. You know boy. There he goes again My wall That's what makes you a good podcast host is that you ignore what anybody I ignore all the hatred and signs sometimes It doesn't always work. All right.
This is a post from evs entitled You do not owe anyone you're seen because I didn't print anything out. I'm reading it straight from my phone So okay, it jumps jumps there with jumpers Too little attention is given to this when we talk about play with new people in the community We go all out to explain it's okay to tell people you don't want to play that you don't have to play etc But we drop the ball with taking this further You agree to play hell you even pursued the play and now for whatever reason you need or want to call it off It's okay to meet someone at the club negotiate play and change your mind It's okay to talk for days weeks months about a scene together and then decide to pull out of the scene for any reason at any time And if you're backing out leads to other involved parties getting angry upset passive aggressive or whiny They have their own issues. They need to work on take it as an excellent indicator that you made the right decision when you backed out So we did talk about on Monday out people get this off and they have a right to get this off Yeah, this point is normal you feel your feelings Yes, just as the person who wants to pull out of the scene is allowed to feel That they have the right to do so so the person who just had the scene pulled out from under him has a right to be disappointed and upset and even angry About it, but it's the action. That's not we're talking.
Yeah, it's it's the actions that make the difference and and you guys want to start Because I know where I'm going oh, bro. Go ahead. Huh? I'm going to that we continually in this lifestyle and once again absolutely You have the right to say no you should say no you have support from the the general Hopefully mostly positive community that you should say no and if somebody doesn't respect your know then there a piece of shit And they should die and hell or you know all the things and judgment and social pressure that is absolutely true We all agree with it.
It is done that being said Are you gonna do it? Are you gonna are you gonna say no because if you can't say no in your regular life? When your family asks you to do something and you're afraid you're gonna disappoint them or cause problems or you're at work And people at your work are asking you to do things that make you uncomfortable and you can't do or you're in any situation not in the middle of a play scene and You can't say no you have some work to do on yourself to build enough value in yourself that you can actually say no Because it's not gonna happen in your scene and we've seen this over and over and over again It is wonderful. We can say before the scene we can say after the scene We can say god damn it.
I really need to stand up for myself You know people can go here's how you do it. Here's a safe call I can you know I can be there you know There's we can say before and after all the things but in that moment if you have not learned prior to that scene How to have enough of a relationship with yourself that you value your well-being over somebody else's temporary disappointment or potential disappointment How are you going to do in that situation? Usually not well. You're going to be sad that you're gonna disappoint them.
You're gonna be sad that For any number of reasons so the work needs to happen before you go into the scene and that's my point that I always come to That's true I would consider that a good advice that someone needs to take who really on a On a somewhat continual basis in their everyday life is taking advantage of that's an extreme thing because there are times when we in our lives Probably many times push ourselves past the point where we're comfortable push ourselves because we know it's good for us Push ourselves to do something that we don't like or it makes somebody happy You know it's fine I'll suck it up and then there comes and then there are times where you know sometimes we go over that line And we know we should have stopped because the reasons we're going forward with this is guilt or shame And that's probably not a good thing But let's face it We all encounter that in everyday life And then I guess it would be the point where you cross over that and you go into a place where on a fairly continual basis as I said You're doing things that are not healthy for you You're doing things past the point where you want to do them for not good reasons So I think for someone like that your advice is 100% something that they need to take because you really do need to work On this part that you have not advanced in in your everyday life before you get started in the kid community And if you got somebody to trust who's your partner you can possibly do it within the community if you trust them Yeah, I was about to say that's I came to this community being one of those people who had a hard time saying No, anybody because I didn't want to disappoint people and whatnot and it was in the community and coming to the community that really helped me Build up the confidence to say no and or that I didn't want to do something But of course, that's because I had the lucky I had the community friends within the community and everything that really helped me Yeah, to that point and not just the community But a community that socially is accountable to each other to hold those morals and ethics as a value There are lots of communities Around the planet that are maybe a little bit looser on that and they're kind of hands-off when there's a consent violation Or somebody does that or somebody did something while they were on drugs or alcohol or they support drugs and alcohol But you know there's there's our community, which is so grateful for that. We have I feel that pressure I feel that behind me don't fuck up because if you fuck up, it's not just gonna hurt this person It's not just gonna hurt yourself and your own integrity, but your community is gonna know about it and then they're gonna get on my ass So there I can't say because as a primal animal. I want to do whatever the fuck I want I don't care about consent as an animal the lizard part of my brain doesn't give a fuck about anything other than me It's the front part of my brain and hopefully that's where the community is hanging out that we logically want to be better So for those that are in a community where there are people like you found your new play partner And and they were they were amazing with you and were able to take you to that that is great But my point is is that shouldn't be a hope that you rely on does that make sense? Well, of course I should be in conjunction with possibly therapy group support self-help, you know dialectical thinking cognitive behavioral there all of the things that help you find out because and I'm dealing with this right now in My life some of my challenges It's like, you know, everyone's you know, you're potential you're not living up your potential in my whole life Oh, man If you just did this you would be so much better off and and and you know, I'm constantly dealing with hearing people Say that I should be doing things and telling myself I hate myself for not doing these things and I'm like, you know, 51 years Hasn't worked apparently just saying it doesn't work There's a middle part that is missing in some of this ambition So everyone can say you should say no Everyone can say that I should you know You should be doing something or be more ambitious or be more assertive or any of the things that we do But if you're not doing it, then there is this magical middle part that is missing that there's a point to where logic ends and your emotions and your insecurities fears resentment Narcissism step in and stop you from taking care of yourself And that's the thing that I'm concerned about in my life now How do I find that middle part?
How do I find that thing that lets me step over to caring about boogie and how does the person in this hypothetical situation? Find that process is it more therapy obvious? I could probably use a little more therapy my therapy ended kind of weird You know, what is that part? How do we do that because just saying so many times we just you just maybe if I just tell them 150 times the right way with the right amount of aggression and judgment or pushing or cheerleader or love or Sweet encouragement that they'll just get it, but they don't there's a there's something that needs to happen and for everyone I think that's different there's different things that help different people get over different things and unless you're you really want to figure out How to get over it?
You're not gonna figure out what that thing is It's kind of you have to want to change yeah my perspective is just slightly different because where I come from My background is that I have always put a great deal of emphasis in my life in my word is my bond Seeing things through staying committed to something and in life That's quite an honorable thing and an honorable thing that a lot of people strive for That's not considered bad to push yourself past the point where you're happy or comfortable And that that's what I've always been concerned with and this is why I liked this post and thought it was important to bring up because just as she says We put a lot of effort and time into explaining and teaching new people who come into the scene that you absolutely need to negotiate beforehand That you get need to get to know this person at any time You can pull out of the negotiations and you can say it doesn't feel comfortable for me I don't want to continue with this but something happens in our brains particularly to those type of people who when you're already committed to something And this other person let's say your partner has gone through some Mess to get this scene going three hours of wax play preparation and The snow both ways both ways And uh that part of you in the middle of that scene kicks in and sometimes if in your Education as you came into the community someone didn't point this very particular thing out to you You might have that other part of you just that voice in your head say No, no, you committed to this you're not equator You're not someone who walks away see it through to the end and that makes me nervous because those types of people will go past a point where it's healthy for them and A lot of people who listen to this post or who Or to me possibly don't understand that because they might think well We went through all this fucking trouble to explain to you and teach you and you've been in the community for months and you understand this Did I really have to go further and say oh by the way? This is also true when you're in the middle of a scene But yeah for some people you have to because A lot of emphasis as she says is put on the beginning part the prior before you do it Make sure you this is where you want to go and I think not enough is giving to and also in the middle of a scene You can change your mind any fucking time and it happens. So just be ready for it It's usually where the red comes in the red, you know, usually the red doesn't start before the play That's what red is there. That's a good point to me.
It is the the safe word usually comes in the middle So you need to be prepared for the middle, right? Right. Yeah, good post. I think we came back and did it some justice.
Did we do it some just a little bit more apparent than the first little grip I think it's because we're all like All right, it's good so let's look at the you have detached from the episode You're like, let's just do this I think we already talked about it once and now we're just like oh, I thought some more well put together this time Wow, wouldn't that be great if we could actually do that every week what and rehearse new That's what I mean, but there is I mean we do because we've done so many of these shows There are certain topics that are obviously we're going to repeat these topics over and over Because there's always going to be new people tuning into perverted podcast and the people that have been around are it's kind of like, you know When I used to teach orientation it's that foundation, you know, there's nothing wrong with repeating the foundation So I think we get better Do we all right things things things and stuff I press the right button this time the last show I didn't really yeah, that's true. So improvement Put that Pikachu look it as a butthole He is butthole alone Del was very sad because we made a joke about sucking his dick on the last show and he's like now I don't have proof the boogie hit on me I said that I'm like he was just saying something about you Man, I'm like, what do you want me to suck your dick and he's everyone's like Come on. Kathy and I all suck his dick. Everyone was in all we're just like what gotta mix it up But boogie really suck his dick gotta mix it up in your mind.
Yes. What you said? I was like I'm gonna go home and think about that right now No, I'd rather not. I'll buy that away my spank bank All right, we have two emails the first one is from Yvonne who aka the chubby mexican who cooked you all tacos at one time Yes, come back and cook as much taco That's what we'll make it that was a grill in the parking lot thing it went for an event yes, right?
He says hello there to the perverted podcast cast of Kathy owl Delanger of House bloodcrutch mu and the magnanimous Lee marvelous count boogie esquia. Yes, you must now address him as such Kathy I like Esquair Is it Esquair is like a magazine? Wasn't that a magazine from the 70s? There is a magazine, but that's not that's not no No, I think it's a legal definition esqui got lawyers.
See, you know what happens when fucking Dell's not here to look this shit up Where the fuck is he? Damn it Dell ya slacker. You should just psychically Someone invited him here today that totally oh, yeah That's no no, you know, he's tried a lot farther than any of us Oh, yeah, the fact that he's consistent every week and still puts up with our shit is actually noteworthy You mean you what do you mean? Love him and are all thank you?
I love here we are on our way to being best friends on Pokemon go just just know that wow darling me We're butts all right Ivan says I simply wanted to say that even though I don't have as much time to head over there I still feel connected thanks to you all on this show you make me laugh hysterically and provide much needed consumption of perverted goodness for myself And all the creepy peeves also I have the portable recording device and equipment for street interviews And you are more than welcome to use them at your leisure Please keep up the great work and I'll be back to cook for you all again ASAP And yes, we do have that recorder that sits over there in a box that I forgot about because all the shit went down the day that I got it And so I never even opened it so we do have a recording of device and it is sitting there We should probably have it somehow hooked up to this yes as a secondary yes open smart But that would once again, you know require work on your part that takes you away from Pokemon Kathy I like that you are intuitive and intelligent and I know you don't try and make it something it's not you bad man I want to I wish I was in between the nipple covers and your nipple See did you hear that one from how I heard nothing I heard nothing but her getting excited not Monday I heard nothing but her excited aren't you guys going on a pb road trip Sunday? Yeah, take it with you what that recording device do some stuff We were thinking about that go it but see Kathy It's community day and you got three hours to catch all the torch kicks and so do it before or after you're still gonna be there Come on possible. What's the community day? Alright, maybe alright I won't be there you have to do it.
Why won't you be there because I can't get rid of this headache and what if you only went out for now Because me you boogie and I'm not even going to create a explorers place this weekend I just want to go into my room close the door and pull the covers over my head I can take an et cetera. Oh wow It's this is not just because you see me here talking. I am not doing good. Kathy.
What do you need a douche? If a douche made it better, I'd be the first in line You know what you need vodka and a mama vodka and a douche And a douche is in the wrong area of my body. Well, Kathy all I know is if I make you tingle down there it takes pressure off the head Yeah, it doesn't work that way mr. Science.
Have you masturbated a lot? Do you know what it has been? We're gonna be in a few days time. We'll be going into week six Without masturbate without doing anything because I Just like I just I can barely make it through the day It works sometimes and just and then I got more you know test scheduled.
It's not fun time for Kathy I don't like when things go on with my body that I don't understand and I don't like the delays of appointments and go back into this To take this other test and oh you have to do this test But you have to see a specialist for that and the whole time I've got a headache and I don't understand when I get on the phone with someone to make an appointment while they're all well We can't do it for two weeks I'm all I'm getting to the crotchity stage where I literally will tell people on the phone So you want me to have this headache for another two weeks you can't get me in any sooner Okay, bye, and I go down the next person on the list was the next neurologist asshole I can call up to say well you'd look at my head and tell me what's going on Oh, just being the show totally down. No, Kathy. I'm There's nothing you can do about this one. I just be there, you know, hopefully you need to ride some no master beach I'll do it.
You don't even have to do it. That's not help me I'm the type of person that goes we're gonna pray for you because saying you're gonna Sing you're gonna pray for somebody is just a clever way of saying you fuck off your own I can't tell you the amount of people who tell me this You got to keep a good attitude Kathy. I finally just lost in a co-worker said that to me And I said really can you explain to me of what benefit that is? I mean literally tell me what good that will do in my life and they launch into this absolutely ridiculous Discussion about things that don't make any sense and when he's done, I'm like I'm listening to you But at the end of this conversation you still haven't come up with a reason You can give me why this actually makes it better for me I think it makes it better for you and we decided to walk away from this conversation We got to work together.
Oh, okay, I'm saying, you know, you let me let me know what you need. Yeah, no I'm good. So am I supposed to be nicer. No, thank God Sometimes the only people I can talk to are you my friend Whit paddle or great explorer because you guys have the same Sick sense of humor that I do and when things get this bad.
I usually will go to very morbid Inappropriate humor. You got a golden Geo dude stuck in your head. Well, it's stuff like that Whit paddle I was texting him and telling what's going on and I said Yes, probably a tumor and they're gonna have to cut it out and they won't be able to it And I'll be like cancer and I'm gonna die and he And I can only talk to him or one of you three like that because I'm like he comes back with tonight You have to have a brain for a tumor to Thank you That helps me a lot. Can we start giving up body parts?
Well, I'm donating my body to science So I'm sorry, but no the love lab is science. No, it's not it's not a Like an eyeball or something no, I have an eyeball to charge I will let you have one body part, but you gotta be totally serious about it because I will put that in my living will They won't let you if we were in Mexico. I could fucking make that shit I will make it not not here. They will not why do you bring this up if it can't happen?
Look at the eyeball and then I'll put it in a little thing and then I'll be like I'm looking at you Oh, now you're paying attention to me aren't you Kathy now? You have no choice but to pay attention to me because your eyes floating into formaldehyde and I'm making it there I don't watch me masturbate I'm gonna happen because you're gonna end up relying on this fucking I you'll go even more loco than you already are actually I'll just keep doing it. I'll keep doing this show and I'll just have your eye And I'll be like yes, how about my skull like you know Because I problems with hallucinations and it'll start talking See you're not getting anything forget. I'm gonna go on to the second email This is from Shayla who says a perverted podcast people.
This is actually for owl I have been to the owl cafe in Japan It was awesome I went a couple of times since it was so cool and I only lived half an hour from there You can order food and drink and they have the owls a scattered or cay tethered or cage Then when you're ready, you can order an owl to hold I held a burrowing owl, your owl and an eagle owl Do you know the difference between those owls? Yeah, I do. Yeah, yeah, the eagle owls are pretty big they're massive So is it is it that does it also say in the fine print if you mention Harry Potter the owl become aggressive and claw out your fucking eyeballs And then put it in jar from all to hide and sit it next to you what you do. Does it say that?
She says I highly recommend the al cafe the penguin cafe and the fox village They're unique and fun and the animals are well cared for She shares some photos that were just for us specifically s is not to post them Which was perfectly fine and she ends up by saying love the podcast the fent life stuff and some fucking advice segments especially Thank you so much for producing it. Very nice. Very good. It's very nice.
So now we have to take you to Japan and put you in the owl room I'm gonna put this out there again because I did the first time and didn't say but if anyone wants to uh Pay me or not pay me I would give like a lifetime supply of owl panties I mean sure. Yeah, if someone just will pay for me to go to Japan to see the owls for a lifetime supply of my panties and sure You'll do that you'll commit. I would totally do that. Yes.
Not I mean like 10 years. You're like all right. I would decide the fucking owls now I just send this one one Once a month I'll just do take off for panda Now we're gonna do it because that's like being a student loan for the next hundred years Hey, if it's your first-ass four star hotel and extended stay in the house Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't have to keep buying panties. So eventually that's gonna add up.
There you go. Mm-hmm Wait like 99 cents store you can stack some okay, you know why everybody buys or close up at 99 cents Hey, I'm giving my panties to someone I probably would that's true I am but you gotta wear them for a little bit maybe master bait in them a little bit Oh, I don't feel like two days and just chip matters on me. It's good. I'm all I'm doing the math.
I'm like I'm going to turn grandfords and owls I'm gonna get the fucking owl turn from there Out of your Well, I go into Japan are you yeah, I'm gonna be a daddy dumb I talked about it on the show I remember and somebody actually responded and said you'd probably be fucking amazing at it But there's like some stuff you got to jump through you can't just go there and be like hey, I'm gonna be a daddy Don't they're like hey wait a minute mr. America. There's a process You can't just come here and work as a daddy don't you got to do some things like I don't know what but things things yeah, it's hard to work There, you know, so but I do it okay good. You know what I just realized I still know a lot of Japanese we got to the point where we realized It wasn't I'm gonna go ahead and press this we have one more Nope you did the same thing last time I Need to label these jingles they are there right in front of my says legions of cake But I'm blind and so nine looks like zero nine looks like zero, but it's a bit fair it is kind of close on keyboard And they're literally right next to you better glasses.
I'm wearing like my goofy Harry Potter all reading glasses You know I can only be so old uh-huh when we have two new contributors on patreon Yeah, one is her name is Sean. She says you wonderful people just keep doing what you're doing. Well, welcome to thank you very much on Yes, we very much appreciate it on the team paddle bob who I think you guys wrote on mues back But he had a different he had a different thing But yeah, that was and I got to say this to our patrons This was because remember when I said I'm I you know I'm backing out of all the things and whatever I think a couple of the people that we did shaving cream for thought that I was talking that that was like a big sure and no That was actually a lot of fun, but it was very random. It's just the doing things, you know that I feel yeah the commitments I fail on but I did I will act yeah putting yeah who would not like putting shaving cream on me it was all it was definitely a lot of fun And people to get a kick out well paddle bob liked it and for some strange reason this man who we don't even know went for $10 to $20 And I'm like what that should be some panties right there what I'm like big fat huge panties and make a fucking like big power cat around the ocean Like always the same step to sale run the flat right up the flagpole see if anybody's lose.
Oh my god Wait, no, that's flagpole sitter Was that Johnny dangerous or something I don't wear I was literally one of the greatest songs from the entire night I was like one of the greatest fucking written alternative songs. I'm so glad that guy wrote that song I wish I would have wrote that it's good song. Yeah. Yeah, what are we talking about?
That was it we had two new patreon supporters. Oh, well, then welcome welcome It's awful Just turn down the volume on there Sorry, oh you didn't say yeah, yeah, at least we'll have this much What was there some fucking advice you had pics and vids? Oh, we didn't get to it exactly. Yeah, this is all This is all genuine.
This is all new. Oh, we should get all animated now Okay, so pics and vids for my Dom. Yes or no, no You have You're in the sexy BDS in relationship and it's starting and it's hot and it's new and and this man or woman or non binary Or whatever they are says oh my god I really want you every day to send me naked pictures of yourself and pictures of you masturbating or picture You know, there's no gender just whatever no, whoever it is There is somebody on one end that is requesting your nudity and your pornography to send to them And I don't think we've talked about this in a while and we should probably talk about it more because man I sure see a lot of Fetlife profiles of people that are like master so-and-so and there's a lot of naked Porn people that I know are not the person that owns that profile So at some point this person either had or stole but most likely they said we're gonna make some porn Now then what's at risk of that and is it a good idea? Is it hot?
Of course? It's fun exhibitionism Exhibitionist I got a lot of people that love to be exhibitionist. It's fun. It's exciting How can it hurt you until something goes wrong until something goes wrong until there's a problem black mail you yes until revenge porn comes out And there's a the relationship that was hot now is not hot and you're like hey you have a lot of pictures I want you to delete that and there is some bad blood in the relationship and they say fuck you I have these pictures now And I'm not deleting them or I'm gonna send them to my friends or I'm gonna send them to your family or I'm gonna send them to your work I'm gonna sell them on clips for sale.
There's any number of things that we just want to go down the the risks because once again risk Aware consensual kink risk aware consensual photography The thing is is the difference between a spanking and a photograph. Did you just put the Pikachu under the suction cup? Jetsons when they put the Clean the last time you had one here. It was not clean.
Yeah, that's Pikachu under glass man. That's Pikachu. Wait. Let me smell it Yeah, that's a pussy.
Yeah, that's pussy. Yeah, no, it's not. It's not I Know who I use this on it was just like on their back or something. Yeah, okay, sorry Sorry, so that's a bad thing to do in other words.
Well, it's not it's not what you're saying I think it depends on What you have to lose like you have to really think about what there is a stake if you do this I think you're right and I think the problem arises when people don't think they have anything to lose you have your whole life ahead of you You're like what's what to go wrong and where am I gonna go? I suddenly if you graduated? You've got a career your name is up on the company website and you're like oh fuck now I have some news now You don't want to assume that in the future you're not gonna have something to lose I mean if you are actively shooting heroin and Prostituting on the streets then you know maybe you fucking you know sense of pictures, you know have fun Wow, but a true story I had a friend long ago when I was doing the the Myspace thing really you know like ten years ago one of my listeners from the little thing I had I became friends with and she Got booted out of her medical residency because she had a friend who was a guy And she was not fucking this guy she was not dating this guy, but on her Facebook page She had some you know not even nude, but just some risque kind of pictures So guy has an ex-girlfriend whose fucking psycho and jealous and it's like you're fucking this girl You're fucking this girl and he's like I'm not fucking this girl and she told me I would why would I not tell you if I was fucking I was not fucking this guy. There wasn't even anything this the psycho stalked her found risque photos on Facebook sent them to the place she had just started got out of med school had just started her residency and got kicked out of her residency And pending this like this giant investigation thing that they had to do ten there's ten years ago I don't know what's changed ten years ago fucked up her whole residency So she couldn't get in any other residencies and basically didn't become a doctor Because of some pictures that were posted that she was in so there are too many things that are out of your control There's you could have a nice as boyfriend or girlfriend they took pictures of you and it's still out of their hands because psycho girlfriend Just our psycho boyfriend.
There's a lot of you know psycho anybody It's not just generally not a good idea or just definitely don't put your face in any of these or tattoos or any other Marks because at some point I mean unless seriously if you are working in the modeling industry or the adult industry Obviously whatever you don't care This is a path that you've chosen for yourself and you're going to pursue this kind of work That is absolutely fine You don't have anything to lose but it really is like what Kathy said I really believe that that you have to look down the road on these things you have to do the ten year and the 15 year what if because We've heard so many stories of this of this turning around on you and and we're not trying to kill your fun And if you have your partner that is requesting these types of pictures from you if they start harassing you and telling you don't you trust me And I'll delete that you know the more of those things those really should be flags It goes back to the conversation earlier if you say no and they don't respect you sure you shouldn't associate and I've very true Yeah, I've done lots of pictures with with people and on porn with lots of different people not showing their faces or you know different types of things and and we talk about it very thoroughly I'm like what do you have to look for doing not showing the face and identifying marks is because look If you're not showing face and identifying marks, it's it's pretty difficult for for somebody at your med school to be like You know, I just need to see that vagina. They can't do that. They're not gonna be able to say we want to analyze I'm not sure if I have spent a lot of time examining these photos and don't mind that little squidgy stuff in there It's pretty good, you know, but me and the board of directors have decided that you're a vagina But it is and I saw that because I saw this on Another on another website and I was just like and they're like my dogs really asking me to do this and should I do this and You know that there are a lot of people in the scene or in the community who consider that's a line You don't cross if you're dominant want something you get if you have that power exchange to these people is very very important Don't take don't make that commitment if you're gonna end up saying no to your dominant Right, and I personally don't understand that because it's not a path I would ever go down but it can be a particularly difficult thing for someone who is a slave Slave mentality, but once again before you go into those relationships before you even get or seek out that master You yourself should have that conversation for yourself Because if you are going to seek that type of relationship and you are gonna want it to be absolute trust and let them control every Ask because there's different levels of master slave far different and there's masters I know a lot of master slave relationships where you know Here's the protocol in the ritual in this and and whatever, but they don't control your bank account They don't control your kids. They don't control your family You have authority over that every relationship that you enter you can negotiate what works for you and what works for the other person So that is stuff you need to think about beforehand because that may come up in your relationship where they say well Absolutely, I need to see a picture of your you know face sucking a dick every day or whatever So but those are things that you handle beforehand and everything is flexible once again to your future because how many people have tattoos that Owl will soon be covering up relationships and the vast majority of relationships now and not just marriages but just relationships, you know for marriages now at like 60 70% failure rate what about all the relationships you add prior to the marriage most relationships fail at some point or End at some point and whatever you have invested in your privacy risk now can have a great horrible impact on you later Right, I'll have you allowed anyone to take pictures of you Oh, I post pictures online all the time with my tattoos and stuff and then but I'm also going down a career path I plan on sticking with where it really doesn't matter if people know that I do new photography or I post news and things like that So for me, yeah, it's not a concern and I can do that without being concerned about it I mean, yeah, something could change and this career path could not work out and then I might be fucked for the future But that's a risk I'm willing to take you're considering the risk Yes, yes, I've thought about it when I first started posting stuff online I did blur out my tattoos I made sure my face wasn't in it all this stuff and as the years went by and I realized what I was gonna be doing My life and that the risk wasn't as severe if I kept posting those things online I just stopped blurring out my tattoos I stopped worrying about my facing out there because I kind of want to pursue modeling like nude modeling stuff like that So yes, but for me, it's not a big deal, right?
But I've thought a lot about it and I thought about it for years before I got to that point That's important for people to hear you. They informed decisions. Yes, very good Like I'm I'm very curious about being a butthole model myself to where I just take literally hundreds and hundreds of pictures of my old Man asshole and put that out, you know in the world because I'm sure there's a market for it You know, maybe like Victoria's Secret Vogue, you know one of these one of these modeling places They'll be like, you know what we need boogie ass and I thought through that and I said, you know, they're gonna pay me some money I'm down. I am down.
Here's here's my ass. Look at it To do that anymore just left right into the mic. I don't know laugh too loud and like deafened people wait a minute Are you telling me? Well, nobody gets to see my butt So July I will take a picture your butthole right now we can send it to Vogue.
That'd be amazing But and then they'll send security true story. I never told a story and end on this story So when I was booger man, I started I you know I had booger God comm was my fucked up thing I was gonna make lots of many people were gonna be interested in my whole world that I had It was just okay It was a large waste of money and I spent lots and lots and tens of thousands of dollars on this fucking you're dying project So I made stickers, you know, I learned how to do Photoshop kind of and I made all of these weird little stickers Like you are such a and then here's a picture of my dick you are such a dick Haha, or you know vaginos where I'm like eating a bowl of cereals and I put little pussies in the spoon in the bowl of cereal You know, I made all these like funny booger man Pit stickers and then I printed them out, you know and I had thousands of these stickers and so there's like a set of 20 And then I put them in envelopes and I had the idea on my head that I'm gonna send them to all the casting directors You know and and you know, this is booger man. I don't do acting I was auditioning and stuff like that So I send out I get you know, they have lists they used to have lists They don't have them now they used to have books you could buy and list and they had these are the casting directors And here's their address and whatever so there's Warner Brothers and I sent I sent probably they're like 15 different casting directors and departments and I'm like fuck it man I'm sending it to all of a sudden a sticker and a little letter about some new spaceman and like just weird shit But funny weird random stickers of me eating vaginas Hollywood is so fucking paranoid This was around the time of 911. Okay, so the studios were so paranoid that they got all these stickers You know they get eight by tens, you know every department gets the same eight by ten from you know 20 different departments from the same person so they all got a pack of stickers in my little funny letter They actually hired an investigator to hunt me down to find out if I was a threat To them.
Can you blame them? Really? What am I gonna do attack them with my wildly erect penis? Yeah, exactly and cause mayhem and explode fucking Warner Brothers I would be concerned if I received that in the mail just out of blue casting directors.
They're funny stickers I'm just I'm promoting myself a guy named booger man And and so all of this guy hunts me down They went through k-rock and found out you know a number and whatever in this guy calls me an official voice and starts talking About this and I'm like are you really serious and he's like well? Yeah, they're a little paranoid and I said that I said what am I gonna do attack him with my violently erect penis sticker And he starts laughing and he's like look man They just pay me to do this they make sure you're not a threat and we start talking He starts laughing he's like yeah, I'd probably go have a beer with you You know you sound like a pretty funny guy and and whatever, but yeah, this is just what you know They're very scared right now I go is that fucking terrorist gonna send pictures of eating a bowl of little vaginas and somehow that means gee-od Like what the fucking hell I can't believe you're offended I was surprised I thought it was amazing back then and that people would think it was funny, but apparently they did not so now Guess what what no contract with Warner Brothers? Not surprising didn't happen didn't happen in my mind That was just gonna be a couple of them were gonna be offended and some of them are gonna be all this guy's kind of funny Let's go check out his website. I think it's funny surprising didn't didn't happen But you know what Kathy what he twied yes in a very weird way you tried wide I twied to put it out You can say you tried yeah, I tried and I scared Warner Brothers and they paid some guy I'm done with the show That's a very solemn show ending Doesn't sound exciting no way man.
This is the mind of like you fucking a chick And the second it's now says no Thank you I'm crotchety this week telling you I prefer the original yes, but every table one the fun one not this mausoleum piece These gods sand in her vagina I'm gonna produce a pearl That was so for a lot of money. Oh my god Kathy's vagina magic Kathy's switch pearl. It would be pretty that's it That's what this show is gonna be called switch pearl write it down There's no name for the love lab for me to thank you. Thank you to my thank you air for keeping up the light Yeah, air with needed and hopefully this one recorded and will be uploaded it looks like it well then it's recording I guess we'll be back your Monday for the next show Went to grandma's farm today.
I just had to get away city life was fried my brain and how Grandma said come up and lay take some time and smell. Hey, hey boy. We've been learning a milk ago Well that seems to be a pleasant offer grandma I shall accept Well the next morning at the crack of dawn I heard a voice y'all copies on and it went downstairs though my head was still not well Grandma said I'll feed the south but take this boy and milk that cow and I looked at my hand and there was a metal tail A strange primitive milking instrument. What do I do with it?
Now I fold off stuff or show so off to the big red barn I go I bound that cow and settled up my stool I guess my hands were a little cold cuz when I read that tip that cow did go Oh Light night held on for dear sweet life my grandma laughed so hard and made her how I Don't care if the ride was free it wasn't a thrill for me to see a tour of alarm from the underside of a cow Well, I left the farm the very next day. I'd had enough of the smell of hay and least in the city I don't look like a fool so that night I had a big red steak in honor the cow that I made go Actually worship these things they belong on a car seat so here's a song about the old stupid cow