How about you doing me okay? I was gonna do my... Well, I was just a clap the first recording after tech death. Yeah, that was it.
That was... Well, it was an obvious. All three of us were actually back here again and Doug murdered his computer. I did not murder it.
It wasn't accidental. I'm already already going back. No, like... I did not murder it at all.
No, I think he recrusted. I don't murder it. It got pretty smart in the next hour or two. I gave it...
No. It had Parkinson's. I gave it some stem cells. Red.
Money. They're logic work done. Yeah. They're not really sure.
They're nervous system. They didn't really have Parkinson's. It more like... It just died.
And as it died. We're logic work died. Yeah. The thing is that they didn't diagnose that immediately.
No, they did not. And they charge you a bunch of money for other shit. No, I'm not like... Did you not tell him this?
No. We'll talk about it off there. Yeah. There's a reason why it was two weeks instead of one.
It was thought to be a lot of time. The two weeks was a lot of time. I'm not sure. It was a lot of time.
It was a lot of time. I was like... I was like... I was like paying people $200 to not fix my computer.
That's a really bad test. How did that get happening? They're geniuses. No.
They're not. And either are they deep diagnostics. One of them is deep diagnostics. You know, he actually really impaired that the battery was expanding.
It's a deep diagnostic. Deep penetration test. I'm sorry. That's funny to me.
You might not know why everybody else has why. Deep pen test. I think it was like, you know... It's going to be a deep dive.
Well, I've known a lot of people that their job title was, you know, pen testers. Penetration testers. They're pen testers. I just clicked pen testers.
They just said they were big pens. I went 10. I went pen 15. Cool.
You know when I went to clicking the pen, I like it you and I went to click in the pens that he went to ready to entertain on somebody. I went to penis He seems like an ID-10 to your okay Fucking harbux though my goddamn thing what what you said the ID-10-D fest you realize that's a pretty common phrase I know but still for her week to do that like yeah You know everything heard can we just move okay? Hey, so we haven't been around for a few weeks We have a lot of eyes on we talk about you have all of the other super heroes shows to talk about it's I'm talking about saying that's about saying that's about you have twin peeks coming back And when you talk about the fact that Doug is actually read a thousand books into the same as some series Have you guys watched American Gods at all? Are we talking about that?
We can talk about that. We can talk about that. We're not really spoiling anything. There's a fucking ten year anniversary Sign copy somewhere on my bookshelf.
Yeah, but I mean like we're not spoiling. I was fucking awesome. We're okay We'll throw that on the list. Um, do we just want to start with DC TV and Sure, we'll start with eyes on me.
So we know we haven't recorded together for a very long time But one thing three of us kept texting that and giggling like idiots Was the four weeks ago episode of eyes on me where she finally ate the non-matrix brains That was kind of hot. I actually miss a while I'm thinking like I said her outfit in that episode, but she has the shirt with a mesh You can see all the cleavage. Yeah, like I said you like preschool brains. I found it annoying.
I loved it I wish you like rarely talk down to people. Oh, yeah, if you're a preschool teacher That's what you do. What she was like I see what they should have done was they should have combined the preschool brain and the damage was right. Oh, I'm sorry Just from some of the scenes that I've run around in my past fucking kindergarten elementary school teachers in general Although with her doing the right he is fucking women the Latin teacher.
Yeah But I mean that's the thing that's all of your time interacting with children your brains totally fucked up apparently so I wanted to go broader sense. I was going to say this last week was the jackass brains. Yes That was pretty good It was done to the table It was annoying and weird but this exactly what jackass was and exactly what that personality would do what I'm pissed about Is the fact that I know that the next week's episode is this year a season finale not seriously I got remitted Wait next week is a season finale already. Yeah, the dungeon master is that doesn't make any sense?
It's a sort of 15 does not be April. It's a little April. Yeah, I could be wrong. Yeah, I read article and whether we're talking about the season finale.
Oh, it reminds me there's a question Okay, she's an ally Apparently the blue that has to do with the memory Retention sure I mean, does it make you remember better? Does it make you remember longer? I think it just makes you remember more clearly Apparently that's gonna become a thing. Also.
How do we feel with everything that's been going on with blame? I love it Especially after this one step I said where he's I still think Payton's kind of an empty character Like she's only there to get you around. No That's a real girl He's not wrong He's not wrong like I said it's not but I think she's a bad person. It's not but I think that she's stupid It's over here.
What is it? Here's a motorcycle. Yeah, it's not my thing that Payton's character is a bad person. It's just they don't have an emotionally developed her Here's what we know about Payton.
She was lives best friend before she got turned. She's a lawyer. She's a lawyer I have lawyer like she's super fucking hot. She really doesn't and she has bad judgments That's what we know about well apparently she's not very attentive and bad or she would have noticed how cold Diggles was fucking her if he was told zombie.
Nope. He's a human all of their sex was human Actually all their sex has been when he was it. Oh, no wait He thought once when he was a zombie when she was no no when he was never this was what season two oh before he got killed by a boss Boss. Yeah, right.
He thought her once when he was I think still John Doe to her something ridiculous Like I said when he was a zombie, but do we know zombies have cool things all I said about zombie sex is that it can pass the zombie virus They haven't necessarily said it was cold that lives cold to a touch Yeah, but all the blood would have gone down there It's blood I mean, but they still have a heartbeat like big as well as this So you would have a hard time getting a heart on but once he got one it would have been more zombie biagra So New from Fillmore, Grace is I Agra are you dead? Nothing could ruin anything But they thought you were very downer Thank you, right I see I Go with the z-day story line me just killed the two Day Whatever can they kill me? I'm still way over his character I don't want to be reset memory wise and then like No after they have that whole super emotional episode where him and live said goodbye and had sex one last time before he Can't give it again. I really wanted him to be reset memory wise because I thought he'd be an interesting character now Admittedly, do I like I said, did I like what they did with Lane and Paige after that?
Yes, I really did but everybody still hates major Really white. Yeah, that's his fucking name major really white Not an accident. No major major major. Yeah neither has lived more but still no no major major I Also, I miss minor I miss the dog the dog Yeah, they killed a dog dog did not die Yeah, they get rid of the dog because it was chips, but he just put on a bus the dog did not die if you killed the dog I probably would stop watching the show.
Okay. Can we replace major with a chip dog make like the dog zombie? Yeah, I would actually call it be more interesting Because we know we miss hope the zombie red there were so many zombie rats. Yeah, but hope was the one that was like his a subject We should move on to dctv Well, no, but My notes, oh Very elegant massive spoilers.
I'm sorry that beginning Very manages to save well HR saves Iris which I liked I thought you just like fuck off like a movie or something for a little while But uh very end of the episode Barry Allen runs into the speed look doesn't run in the speed force, but he walks The speed force comes for it. It's yeah, it's a flash. So he walks He yeah, say that now I hear a western thing Yeah Oh, it's a shame like into the I like that. You know, I was thinking about Shane oddly best.
Yeah Yeah I kind of want that to be like but one of the comments on our podcast shape it was better than cats Like that's how you know she'd listen to it if that comment makes you laugh you should listen to this podcast and shame it was better than cats But oh so like it is Wonders into the speed force With the model that jazz but the speed force has been trying to I won't say balance itself I was gonna say absorb him, but I'm just saying this be force has been kind of Inserting itself into Barry's life for a while because he's talking with things that doesn't understand So just kind of the flash is the old This is the opposite of the arrow from the people talk about but I don't have problems here Well, we will show it's time. Yeah, this is the opposite of the arrow from Ali where the main characters like fuck off everybody I'm out. Which is exactly what happened. What happened?
And then one of arrow fuck off everyone on out. So someone from Ali went Tommy died. That's exactly what all he did Barry goes to the speed force Says oh, there's a flash. We're taking the city which is Wally Yeah, so I finally I finally get my emotional connection of like a Wally West flash as Wally is my flash I'm not in the show in the comics That sounds awkward Wally is my flash That's like saying tenants your doctor.
I mean David 10 inches totally my doctor Baker What's your doing 10 inch? Well, no Tom Baker though There's a reason why I have that scar if he was the first doctor I ever fell in love with because he's the p.s. Yeah, exactly what they do their fucking Their little fundraiser thing whether we can show like five hours for you doctor who would I said p.s when I was kid Same thing Tom Baker and it's the episode where you swift one of his assistants and they're trying to Find like a weird sample in a fridge Which was a ham that came alive and he had to like run through a bunch of really cold shit through the pipe Anyways, I'm sorry. Okay, back to flash.
So I have a I got your Wally. Yeah, well, I actually said it's gonna forget to say later I'll let go Batman. They unleash a bunch of back bad guys. I'm sorry later They said like there's like oh, there's King Kong.
There's the whatever and they go in British robots Perhaps these ask your nerd friends. Yeah, I was like they're deludes So I had a familiar with that. I had to say that with the doctor Everything Yeah, you were first I don't like Oh like a celebrity look back around Is German robot now European robots fucking complaining about it. Yeah, that seems about right that was in um should about perfume But that seems like that British robots ask your friends about think European robots I think sex like a plane so very runs in the speed force basically what is the question on the flash Well, it was a new flash Barry's fucked off is the team gonna Go disintegrate now without very thing the kind of cohesive blue No, welcome back they will and very will be come back because if you look at the glint value Well, if you look at the fact that like when they find a change time It's still the headline of flash disappears during crisis in 2024 Barry has to come back Exactly, so Barry has to come back now when will when will it happen next season?
We don't know so I hopefully they learned something A little flashpoint one episode bullshit from this past season. Yeah, they don't fuck off just across his arms Like the fence we like I'm like they just don't bring wallet Barry back America from the comics they fucking killed him he was gone for like what four or five years which is a long time in comics No, no Very very back until I think it's conceivably I think they can actually go if they're stretching it as long as the episodes into the new See 22 episode. Yeah, so I think I think you'll eight episodes in but I'll bring it back But they've already and by the way, they've already clued you in to the next big mat Yeah, I'm not a fucking speed start. Thank Christ because this year was a speedster I like how all of us are like thank I actually like my theory on this season and I'm sad that it didn't work out Actually, you're so better.
Yeah, right? Long I like the season of air was a bit of a flash was really talk better like it season three flash was season four of our It was a good way to figure out the goddamn problem season three flash. It wasn't bad. It wasn't like, you know, it wasn't terrible I was so well, you're right.
It wasn't terrible because watching Caitlyn snow walk around dressed up like Killer cross She can dress like that the rest of the system We'll see what she does Now that she's Caitlyn Frost especially the little she's gonna skirt with the slits down both legs Yeah Pay off from episode one to episode 22 Remember And so many interesting things came out of that, you know, like Thomas Wayne Batman Martha Wayne Joker. Thank you Like I said fucking Harvey Dent in the twins Like I said and they think fucking pissed it away pissed it away on one episode. Yeah, but I love that they don't have a speech or for the next Yeah, it's never trust a big button smile Never trust a big button smile So the next yeah, the next big fans will be a big but For her great fucking season if it is that for one episode, I would love it But no one fucking speedster with a really fantastic ass and a smile and like every time she showed up They just did the tech. Oh, it should do it with just a quick Earth to air some losses back say say right Or it's an electric boogaloo.
Oh wow That's what we have three of us. Um Yeah, so the thinker is That got and the big bad in theory But I mean the comics I'm sorry Go ahead. It's one of those things for like even a doctor who none of us really saw bad wolf being a thing and end up being a thing No one saw Missy's being a thing being the master like I said, I'm really behind a doctor What's why I'm not talking about it. I'm like, yeah, I watch the first two.
Yeah, that's about where I'm at I'm just saying just because they teased it doesn't mean it's what you have it No, but in the comics and if they pull this off in the show, I'll be extremely happy It'd be great for a Either mid-season or season finale where there's an actual comic book storyline where Wally's running between central city and is a key Yeah, keystone city one of which has been taken over by the rogues and one of which has been taken over by the thinker who like Shoves the usb ports into people's brains to create a super processor because he's going through the internet and blah blah blah And while he's caught the middle and goes I don't know which one to stop the rogues in one city or the thinker in the other So I think that would be a great this valley if they did that so and it's Jeff John's by like that's a Cinematic universe right now. Oh my god It's it's weird and said we'll talk about it And I'll be but died like my life like So Texted you Really Hr, yeah Saw the same guy was coming but I didn't see was the whole speed force walking in before so I but of course that wasn't the comics were very And then he comes out He's got all the powers he's got more of an understanding When Wally ran into the speed force yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think they're gonna turn that into a very or And this would go against them saying that next season or they haven't said it this would go against the devotee Very could very well be the bad Yeah, no, I actually think I make a very interesting series it would but I think up against the previous season now, right where Like I'm the future flash Your Batman voice it a sub to con body to have very be the bad guy again I mean I don't know once I lazy ready Which I had incident with One question about the very saboteur thing was the very though in seven-star one of the time clones. Yes, okay I was Crated to fight saboteur imagine survive. He was the one surviving one right and went back in time to make sure that No, that time clones.
Yeah, why is it? I had no problem with the very time clones I never really does the clone wars in spider-man sucked wasn't the clone wars in spy-man like all that civilians? No No, they were all Because the jackal made a spider-man clone and that was in the late 70s and then Oh, yeah, and that was by the way. Nobody cares of spider-man's a clone.
Thank you. Yeah, but yeah, I agree No, yeah But a position has been field yeah, I've been rightly coming back is and apparently it can be supposed to be the real Peter Parker But it got shitty Well, and Bart Allen impulse Yeah, like Bart Allen could create like weird like time remnants of way before flash but one of his I think died and it like emotionally hurts him so he never do that again, so I'm This could be what's gonna know it to the comics where instead of the one who died It's the one who lived and it ended up hurting him No, I was gonna say the whole Barry Allen getting killed and having on the speed force. It's all Cisco's fault Yeah, let's go Is the one who triggered the machine to release the prison to release JG air from prison in the speed force and that is why Barry had to Go into the speed force was to give us before balance. So Cisco reengineering that speed gun or whatever Because it's a force to release jig To release jig Eric from the prison So we think Cisco's going to emotionally absorb that or we think we're just gonna know another thing about that I like that right, but I do agree that they let they let the whole in the speed force in that prison that sabotage would have been in Somebody that takes place I I'm interested for any time.
I should have jumped shouldn't done jig Eric. I mean he'd been there before and gone I know what I'm in for I'm friends with you guys if it's up to avatar then great you should have done it Yeah, that's any nice dirty bow and we're not gonna get done the season which we didn't well I guess we did well that'd be more interesting ending though with somebody I wouldn't call it like right over hands I get that it's a neat ending as a not who would see but as in tidy It's tidy, but then like Barry has to live with like the fact that jig carats taking this place in the speed force prison and that I never done already Right, but like now like he knows like he can't get him out ever again So that weighs on him like it could be a new that was a plot point, but just character Development yeah, thank you another it could be another quirk in the personality In the comics and I'm switching topics in the comics when when Barry Allen came back one of the times he was the black flash Right, so considering killer cross-and-seventor killed the black flash They need a new one. That's where I get the idea of Barry coming back as a bad guy I understand I mean, but they could turn out any number. Yeah, no I agree.
They've treated him like he's a bad guy I get things just the end to Barry's yang. He's the other half. They like to think it's reverse flash. It's not it's black flash right now I do like that, you know first flash eventually went all liberal.
Actually you've got all the plastic surgery But still the first flash off the isn't it was a barrier while he had the silver costume One of them is silver costume like made a speed force. I don't remember. That'd be Wally. We made it with all of them All he had the cost to made a speed force by the actors.
You know by yes Yeah, I am zero bucks to him about that. I mean I'm glad that he did it, but it doesn't change my opinion of him It's like I didn't mean like that. I was just well notes Why did nobody talk about Barry Manolo actually coming out as a gay man because it was a surprise exactly I'm just saying like nobody said anything about it Barry man. I was like I was still afraid of room my career Dude nothing at this point.
It's like working hard and coming out. I'm like dude Maybe the loca or whatever that fucking song was like Like I said, I have a very close right of mind. It's a cousin of his he's like oh no he get you broke You broke up. We all gay.
Um, I wonder how much he paid Rachel Hunter to marry him. He's gay Rachel Hunter. Yeah, she was a sports illustrator one time. We're dick is not Australian one check Oh, she's married very very very Very well for quite a very I almost said very own I almost had very own like almost ten years like they were a while.
I was a unit Why is it coming out? It's out? Yeah, I've been just a little fucking saying it's like a day and a half. Yeah, no ever since we're up on the Netflix Really good.
It's really good. Oh shit. We have enough All right, so era or did you have other things to say about the posh? I'm good Hey, Ralph and Ellie my notes say a this is awesome.
All these villain army like fuck Okay, fuck off that like get them memory like you know portrayed them But the fact that you had like slayed nisa like it was All right, I was so glad to see like we pulled in and then they're all like You can't trust like yeah, you can trust like they do the wrong thing and the right thing at the same time I like that they had the miracle wear off of him And he recognized like I killed your mother and you let me live so I have like I Unbound to do this for you and slave was fucking rad which they brought slave back the way he was in the preview in the flashbacks in the first season Yes, second season. Um, I like the fact that it was him after the miracle. Yeah, but because he was different characters Depending on if he'd been infected or not In the second season when they do all of the flashbacks when he's talking about Yeah Yeah, they have the two masks they have the I was gonna say they have the opposite asks where one of them has the right in the right on the right side Has the right on the left side I didn't like the last couple episodes they finally wrapped up like how you got the deathstroke like arrow in the eye marker on the island No, like it just washed up because like fuck it. I am it's a bad omen and I put it there so he stays a fuck away Um, I liked the season of era overall if only for dufflin grip Um, I could get you to the wall for a minute.
I mean that I'm glad the flashbacks are done The thing is that doesn't I can talk about this but they've been back to bunker sex. They can always flash back to something Yeah, they happen or they could flush back to other characters lives But that would be nice. Actually, that'd be really cool because I did it some I really like when they did with what with my dog Yeah, they did it with my dog so I like that yeah, because I really hated that fucking character until I got some backstory But I didn't know about him in the comics and I'm sure separate. It's a movie.
Is he shooting rubber bullets? Like did we ever establish that? I don't know. It's just like mowing down motherfuckers However, what I was going to say is we established actually in the first and or second season of era that I wasn't watching what he was doing in the present I was interested in the flashbacks and now well unless he's working out Okay, you're right.
That's why I started watching the first place and Ryan and I had a conversation about this yesterday But like I said In this person second season they weren't bad, but I was more interested on what happened in the island and then what happened was in his real life And now they've done with that plot device. They have to find something else Are you disappointed that like it's like a fake beard and all that jazz? No, I was a little disappointed because I think somebody on a fishing boat to pick him up like I noticed Yeah, right. Yeah, I know I shamed really quick.
I just tore the beard off. Yeah, I was not disappointed I didn't think it was kind of funny just because they were acknowledging how hilarious that beard fucking looked. Yeah It was ridiculous. I remember it was like It should be called the quiver by the way.
No, that's the quiver is the storyline where you know, the quiver is there, okay? Yeah, it should be called the quiver. You know, the joke I'm talking about right? There's there's the character that might seem what it's saying.
No, it's a Kevin Smith joke where Carly Quinn is working with him and she's like Why wouldn't you just call it the quiver? Yeah, it's actually pretty good. Yeah, yeah Um, and yes, there are a few characters. Thank you for the In the lady area.
Yeah, well Anyway, no you have a lonely have lady areas. I know it's an area for the ladies. Oh, okay It's not so creepy. Um, I I didn't help.
No, I didn't. I'm totally over the fucking Prometheus character They put it into that story halfway through the fucking season and I'm perfectly happy Well, but he was not able to use it. They do not care for us like that and then we don't get enough king sure He wasn't strong enough to be The whole like oh, you know, it is well, that was fucking seven episodes ago. No, they knew the like Super late it felt the same as avatar like it was a throw like the last like the last like three episodes up until the season family felt like filler So you feel like maybe this should be more like a game of thrones thing where you do a solid 12 episodes and not fuck us off Another five kind of yeah, I mean I wouldn't mind seeing shorter seasons of Excellent story writing as a that's what marble does on the fucking Netflix stuff, but we sort of know who vigilante is No, it's pretty gets sporty sanders Gets we use the vigilante killer on the 70s Well, the thing is like in the comics vigilante is a during chase So I was like, oh awesome misdirect like so who's vigilante?
No one fucking knows They literally set up something on the season that will not get paid off until when they fucking decide it I wouldn't mind saying I don't like that like especially network tv. Sorry. No, it's fine I was gonna say most of the characters they created the season like everyone don't care for her at all She just fucking back. I'm actually supposed to be Artemis and I get a dime that island in that cage and I'll be happy Yeah, um, I wish they do more with the uh the whole like I'm just lost and moving around I'm tired of that they kind of get into that in the last couple episodes of the season Thing is that that's been her stick environment said he's out like yeah, no no no no no no no So he's dead I get that I'm glad we'll get to that in a moment granted its complex character They can't remember no, but nothing with the yes, that's that kind of always been her characters I'm lost and I don't know what I'm doing which I did she's from the first season.
She's had so much growth In the subsequent series is but it's insignificant like it's not she's not stupid. She's not weak. What the fuck are they doing? Her growth is so Incremented slowly incremental.
I think it's what you and I are looking for She knows who she is as a person there, but like it takes a season to get to something with Like I said, it's lazy writing I agree Interesting character Well that too I really hope that I go back to the eliciting thing Let's see So I don't have problem with them being together by me get to be rational and it needs to make sense well I mean it did by the end of the season, but I need her to stay a strong character on her own and that problem But she wasn't she was all Oh, that's never what that's never what Felicity has been I know what that's already made her but I'm just saying that's why I have an issue with it Yeah, no, I'm with you. We're saying we're in the first season. We didn't need Felicity until what four five episodes in yeah It was him randomly saying oh you work tech do this thing for me. I have a lab of a bullet for you Can you remember this always also the hey, I have this first drink and you know syringe.
Can you analyze it? I'm the back your car with a paid on mask. Yeah I thought we were gonna talk about that kid You know my issues with the crease so I don't know if you have to worry about eliciting anymore well So here's I had to drop the mic on this one. Sorry.
Oh, no. No. No. Go ahead.
I'll say apparently in the arrow finale They kill everyone no it's no hamlet except for Ollie and his son. Oh, it should be in Connor. Okay Which she had wish shadow after she raped him with the whole thing, but Mad day Williams right Um I love when you get quickly Batman in No, yeah, exactly The fact or lowest is it oh it is um, but oh, so they've effectively killed everyone now did they know No, they didn't handle it first off they didn't tilt the other because the producer Okay, so we know Merlin's out he did well We have a key right inside like I'm out he died on his own he died See them but Barnan said like I'm saying goodbye to my arrow family like so Merlin out unless we do like the legends of tomorrow time bullshit With the last season But is everyone on Lee and you dead? No He is not doing we want to get guess on how to survive since the whole island exploded I Don't like it like I'm using the guys like alcove like Or they went to the artist come to the artist facility which was on your own around all right But do they have a time to go?
No, okay, that's a good episode. I don't that's what they said. I let's not that big I don't bring it. It's pretty good.
It's not that Oh, what they said was the plane was on our side. Yeah, you're right So did they get underground Argus? Someone's got a dime that explosion. I mean like you know dying.
It's just not everyone. Who do you think survives roll call the Surprise so what's the yeah? I'll give you a dog They make you Basically been half-assings character for two seasons You're in trouble because you stole stuff that you didn't really you just got free by general I like your Spartan and who gives a fuck like I said that half-assings character for two seasons I think they go live mainly because they have a character on a compliment Oh, yeah, where they go? Look the actual writer.
I think well, I think either Nissa or Talia or both I think Talia died. Yeah Just because you know she can come back and probably shit later I Terrific Yeah No Think Now he has a war And he knows and William knows that's green arrow because I've saved him until five taking over me I think it was the war in Ellis where it has the the Dick Grayson exploring the mansion and finding the bat cave and basically being like What You know It's done from the perspective of Robin exploring, you know, we mentioned where he has to eat the rats That's more similar We're expecting that that was actually a joke, but yes Warren has written Batman in the planetary Batman talking about when you know He takes home the orphaned Dick Grayson and he basically spent all his time in the mansion and eventually Explores himself into the bat cave and it's like, yeah, no, this is what I'm doing now And I'm going to do this and kill whoever killed my parents That was the regular Jim Lee all-star Batman. Yeah, it was really good So let me wrap up on this just so I can take a couple of my little notes Yeah, I'm gonna finish you know Agents of shield I actually really liked the last half of the season No, I know my notes on shield I love those last half of the season. I think it's great it leads into infinity war We'll see where it goes, but I really did love the LMD and like what if Agents of Hydra story land they went in I'm actually happy they got another season.
I think they've at this point But season for four Much like air arrow four. I think they've learned from their mistakes As backs of it did yes But I think they've learned their lesson and they're coming up on infinity war and phase where we have phase three Phase four So shields going along that there's cosmic threats implied Hmm wonder what that could be but yeah, like I actually really enjoyed the season of Agents of shield I don't know the ghost writer storyline, but we went to LMD and the whole like what if With the agents of Hydra and then coming out of that. I loved it like once again like Deb You and I talked about this coming into the second half of the season. We're like yeah first half sucks skip it Look at the fact that when it comes to things with overarching storylines.
I'm spoiled. I cannot watch them each week anymore Yeah, this is another Like Brother stuff on agents of shield skip it Like he goes into a hell dimension Just start there and just start halfway through Not on that No When he's back oh god damn is it ever and motherfuckers get stabbed repeatedly do you see the second episode? I watched all four okay, I've gotten the three so yeah, I got to the guy in the glass box Fucking hot chick and they get like stabbed to death. I think I don't know Nothing yet, oh no you get that it's like I'm just happy to be back.
They started it with the archive footage of Laura Palmer saying Forward then backward then forward again or how they record that it's like I'll see you a joke go apart in 25 years 25 years later He gets sent away by the giant who appeared in his bedroom of what the end of not season. Yeah one And he's like you are far away So we also it's a cupboard shop the fucking box no no no no no no no no well he does a mention Oh shit you watch that one sorry Sorry, it's really better. I can't watch me watch me more episodes until June 4th because it's your time at the mobile I put it all four episodes at the same night, right? Yeah, I'm cool and then like then don't yeah, that okay I can't watch anything until June 4th, which is exactly like kind of I got watch four hours for the peaks kind of pisses out of it That's half of the season like this is why it's it's why it's so like hey binge a half episode or half season and then just have to sit and So yeah, like I'm part of the way season two.
Yeah, episode two of season three so So I'm just getting into a log lady Ripped R.I.P. Log Lady Which is a Oh, she died Yeah, oh after coming okay, she she'd have very long battle with cancer, but she got very shortly after filming the revival Yeah, I just got to the logs message to Hawk We think we're gonna file so if that gives the indication where I am so so So goddamn is it It's actually kind of Might be a larger number What wait what? So front- Who gets sent back by the giant? I don't know He doesn't get sent back to the real world.
I mean the giant tells me he can't believe until somebody takes a place until the Bob Cooper is back Is he gonna go down? Oh, I know that. Oh, I know that his dawp will be here Got Danny No, I know that the giant said to Cooper remember these three things like 430 Richard Linda and Two words one stone Yeah, most of that has a guy to be off the first oh god. No, I'm gonna pay off my disease because it's fucking much right You had a very fun Revelation versions of casting which hold on before we get into that oh, so hold on so David Lindston If you want to be in you're in like no casting calls so the cameo equivalent on this is like fucking dickulous Yeah, I watch the scene it's we haven't gotten there Killing it on the like Little fucking kills it on everything he just doesn't he just doesn't try that's his thing.
I know I could know that He acted in a way that's being negatively impactful to mentally challenged people in this world and had a great amount of strength I saw the sleep walk the door when you leave I didn't say the word I corrected myself made more PC Okay But you appreciate it. Yeah, thank you David the company's back 25 years later oh wow It's awesome Whatever Yeah, yeah, yeah, the hearing problem and we can only hear the waitress at the Yeah, is it chilly from the yeah, that's like So but yeah, thanks David to cut us back in a great scene. So nice. I'm only even one thing that's a really good scene Are you really surprised though?
I mean, it's the right they did X while I was a year I was really hoping you would be back. I wasn't sure did you hear that David Bose contract be back? Did you see the face of Jeffress from the movie did you see the picture of Julian Anderson playing David Bowie? Oh in American Gons?
Yes, yes, it's a recently re-watched This makes me hotter for her. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Why wouldn't you be also you should watch?
And Time travel film like told you cold out go down with you which sounds terrible reason no No, it's a hilly to law's fulfillment. Oh Julian Anderson is in it Just look it up. It's actually it's a time travel film. It's actually pretty good And I recommend it to you guys like last fucking year of you basically left it off However, I have so much of much.
I left anything off I have a list of shit you put a watch. Do you want to get into America speaking which American? By the way, well, just one more quick thing on that. I do like 20 things a lot I even binge watch the first two seasons And the movie wasn't free No But you never had It's been six years now, okay, so Everyone should watch it.
It's really good Hold up it does and after what I never the over guns I did sit down every one of the first two seasons Just spent us a long fucking time. Well, and I did because this isn't 30 years. We you can't just pick it up. It's been 25 Well in terms of it's been It's a 90 and the second season was in 91 It's exactly 20.
Well, they filmed it at 25 years because they wanted to do the whole I will see Yeah, but two things one. It's an incredibly intricate show and to he basically rewrote it because of things that happened both filming Yeah, it wasn't a set script He didn't know Bob was going to be a demon. It was a random shot where one of the fucking well They didn't want to reveal who killed Laura Palmer and then the he was never gonna reveal was a killer Sure, they'd be safe. Yeah, and they were like no no like you don't understand like TV audiences, right then then Like you can't you can't you can't keep a killer like unrevealed for four or five six whatever it is Season funny considering how many shows are like that now?
No, you only find out like who shot J.R. Like after what the season breaks same with One year Go for a good But I'm just saying it's one of those things where he basically we wrote the whole series because of things that happened well filming Yeah, we was random happens dance Did you just like pick up yeah? Yeah, give anymore notes on to the PCs? No I'm sure I will also know so many there's after June 4th.
Oh, yeah We'll go really quick into this American gods, which we've talked about a little bit after the premiere. No, okay No, we can keep talking about it. It's just the last episode that focuses on Laura like I read the book and that episode was so fucking good It was very well done and I I've always had a family running Is that the way? Yeah, that's the actress I played Laura Laura.
Yeah. Well, just like when she comes into her friend's house looking at an arts and crafts Just what's the last thing ready to stop talking about it because she's willing for no I said motherfucker because it's a flight here Okay, you're talking I did like less of a lot with the with with more I caught back up and I thought she gets to Like no, it's like a big change for a preacher. I love all the casting they did for American gods. Yeah, it wasn't why are you angry at the casting a preacher?
I don't care. I like the one I played for the big for Cassidy. He's not that charismatic the guy Cassidy Yeah, yeah I like it's like me. I like with me.
Yeah, but Great Only because she was supposed to be like that like all American girl. No actually It's not no it has nothing to do with her race That's more to do with the fact that I did no no it's nothing to do with race It has more to do with the fact that she didn't emotionally connect with preacher like she should have mean Jessica yes her actual husband Tom McKuber. It doesn't work. It doesn't work on screen.
I agree Um, it has nothing to do with her. I'm sorry I'm sorry. I'm kind of an ordinary person to be like fair and blue-eyed like she was like that No, I know I know I'm sorry I did a big big big father me for the first episode or two to be honest just because but when she like lovelessly bank Cassidy like I didn't buy it. Well, I didn't really I mean After the second episode didn't I didn't really care at all because it wasn't her it was the writing or the character I don't know just it wasn't clicking and he wasn't clicking for me either I don't care when I say this because it was an in general a successful season they green-horned it I cared more about that was I cared more about the church lady.
I cared more about Um, I even liked the fucking mayor as easily as the fucker is I liked him better than I like preacher The for-off was more interesting than a character and that's not a good show and I told you this when I knew they were writing it Yeah, but like this season. So it's like not this season. They'll find you in the comic, right? Well, the first let me read that the first season of the show is The thing is they said the show's called preacher.
You never see him preach this whole season was kind of the whole fucking show Never seen fucking preach the fucking comic you don't see him preach once Um, nope. Nope. No, just read right in the first fucking trade paper back. He preaches once no later on No in the bar he preaches once they get's hands on bellhicks But the whole thing is like he's a preacher and you never really in the comics you really don't see him preach that much I'm sorry.
I think they come from the I get that it's an acceptable show. It doesn't live up to the comics I think it does and I think it will on a second season Um, I think I'm gonna give another season see on the last of the The first season I just finished watching I honestly stopped watching it after the third or fourth episode and just finished watching it on I think Oh And it was okay No, it was a seminal work of fiction and they fucked it. I don't need it. Um, I just wait Did you hear the remaking world combat Yeah I want to see Dude BCL it should be There was a BCL kill Turn it on the later ones.
Yeah Um I have the trailer that came out for Blade Runner a few weeks ago. No Yeah, fuck you. You're in my nose. I'm sorry.
That's what's awesome. I mean, oh no, I don't mean the trailer was bad I mean they misled us. I'm with the actual movie. It was going to be okay.
It's gonna be a sequel I'm looking forward to it. I think it would I think it would be I think you remember the end of the film, right? Yeah It's where the Never actually no, that's not good. No, that's one interpretation of the film.
They never confirmed or Not that he was read do Android stream. Yes. Okay. You read pre-shirt and you watch the first season has nothing to do with it Hollywood takes and changes shit all the time We ever watch all the deleted scenes from I have yeah, I've watched like eight different versions of the fucking movie every time it comes out Oh, yeah, there are a different version.
I know What I was I actually do own what the last final edition Yeah, I want to watch the six hour to I want that so bad You're gonna laugh your ass off when Over gets out back into the role of the year's one scene particularly. It's just fucking great captain's free Anyway, what else to have notes on actually for the Um, no the trailer. I really like the trailer I'm actually really happy that they decided not to reboot and actually do. Oh, no, I knew they were rebooting it No, but they don't know Yeah, well here's the thing though.
It's like they said that with alien and then you know the alien super sex Avert covenants not as bad as Prometheus. I heard Donald Apple. I Know I heard both of those things covenants not as bad as Prometheus and I heard Covenant super sucks And those were from the same person so it's like not as bad as Prometheus, but still like it Um, hey, so you know this thing it sucks less than the last thing but it's not still good as the thing that was before Did you see the latest better man trailer? Yeah, I'm out this week where he puts on the suit and it starts talking to him And I like that and it's a stark plane that he's trying to go so can you talk about it, maybe?
How's she still hot? I do her. Yes, I know you guys both like Yes, I do the wrestler My clock is ticking like this Oh Getting younger. Well, it may has Benjamin button.
Well, they figured if it may is getting it's vitamins We'll make it make it a spider man. I know her too. Okay. Think about first spider man till being a boy or spider man Yeah, and may yeah right here.
Yeah, awesome. Uh, Mary. I'm okay with it. Maybe Rosemary something or other baby So Andrew gawfield and make like 50 Yeah, exactly like 50 Yeah Now Hard 40 hard 40 like New Jersey is a hard way like smoked and drank 45.
Yeah Bullshit. Um, I was at make you get in cover because it's Hollywood and they're they're youth washing our movies just like they whitewash movies and I forget I love it. I'm tired of your not watch good at what stupid fucking movie. That looks awesome.
Do you watch it out? Although so whitewashing a little weird. I was reminded of a movie This week well listening to people talk about a lot of other things that stupid fucking fire festival That's what happened in the Caribbean. That's not like been sued eight million times under investigation But yeah, yeah, um And people talking about how a lot of people were Aware of the festival because of all these you know Kylie Jenner talked about it on their instagram and so it's so Yeah First off, I think the fire festival fiasco was going to change a lot on that one real quick Um, but second it reminded me of a movie called God bless America Where it was written directly about Capitol with Civil War shut the baby.
Yes. I know that fucking movie was fucking awesome Where he just lost his shit and went around shooting everyone No, the lead character when we're around to destroy everybody that pissed him off No, it was Remember you seem like tract housing and the neighbors next to him first of all the neighbor kept fucking parking him in Because dick bag like those sports. Yeah, it was a piece of shit car. It was like a viper or something like that Something nobody wanted very fast to be clear.
Yeah, but it's like white trash sport chart. Yeah charge Yeah, but you know what I mean? And I said and he needed a favor to move it so we'd get out of his driveway to go to his job The problem was that however is that the neighbors lived next door and they had like the press board walls between them So you can hear the baby crying constantly. It's not technically the baby's falls Well, he only dreams about shooting the baby Like it's not technically the baby's hold it's a the fact that it has shitty parents and be the fact that he was in a shaglyce Um, but yeah, it's a totally like going on a killing spree with a teenage girl I like your character like and they want to live on farm and have milk cheese and that's how things are could be Yeah, doesn't know at all.
Oh, it's not um, I did like that movie a lot though. Um, I just know I know the exact movie you're talking about Yeah, that's how you might do that movie this week was pretty much of I need Hey It's really fucking funny right like it references like all the different iterations of Batman always with 66 Like but including Christian Bale tongue Uh King Michael King Everything uh Doug Benson voice of pain which we didn't talk about I think earlier several Many moons ago, but like just same like Whether joker keeps up. He starts punching pain just hearing Doug Benson go. That's so unnecessary Was awesome also that they have no gunshots.
No, it's all So every villain that you see no hold on let me finish So every villain that you see whether it's uh ricky lin home doing uh poison ivy Adorably kimokuchi doing uh clay face or Doug Benson doing bane They all have to record them going like prepare appear like in their voices But it's really fucking funny michael seris funny rosario dawson is uh back girl. I'm right carries the Fair enough to give him a mary kerry. I'm actually upset that he said mary kerry on the podcast Well, maybe she'll die. Oh fuck.
She's our johnny walberg. Maybe she'll die now She's a horrible person. Maybe she'll die now So Candy man I I Was going to talk about the facts. I read a really ridiculous article on crack this week about notes director should have gotten before the movie Oh, let's talk about that right and unfortunately the one that stuck with me was a picture with hardly quin from suicide squad Yeah, and the two notes on it were Batman doesn't kill people.
Yeah who the fuck cares? Do you want to talk about? I do want to talk about sex niner. Yes I'm really sorry about it.
We can happen to you. You made the right decision I think so like I said it's not her in case you're wondering it's not her to a side in march Any Try to work on justice league like I said he took two weeks off and then went back on the project and then he actually I Said he made a statement. He's like I kept thinking it's just a movie. It's just a fucking movie I have six other fucking kids that need me right he made the absolute right choice but Now we're gonna have justice league, but it's not really Justice league no, it's not because well, it's him editing it and it's a part of his dog.
It's done. The movies basically done We can tweet justice like yeah The thing is that you know what sex niner. I've never really liked you. I've never really liked one of your fucking films really Oh my god.
I'm going to punch. I will punch in the head I like I will sucker punch you in the head We're rounding in a fucking school girl up in the sword But like I said 300 was bad. I'm going to quote a fucking school bus in the river So I'm kids going to look it out. We're gonna fucking find points on that tonight aren't because that's what jesus did Um, I actually do like now.
Jesus. I don't hate nano steel. I said I never really liked him There's a difference between hating and not liking I hate it all this I had a like a single one and I'm sorry No, as a man and a father and a person no, I am sorry that happened to him. No, but I mean this is the decision A person thank you and thank you toss.
We look for stepping in and being like, yeah, I will handle this for you Yeah, go do what you need to do. I'll take care of this. Yes, but it's one of those things where I read it Like all the girl gasping oasis and I called Doug like 20 times. Well The thing is you called me during the breaking news of the Ariana Grande bombing Oh, yeah, what's that zero to do with me?
Yeah, but you called me went did you hear the news and I went yeah like 19 dead And I said no joss we can say justice legan And I went On what is news? Yeah But she's calling me about us we mid-sex night and I'm like there are 22 in Paris like oh my god It was Manchester. Manchester. Very different place.
Very well as I'll fucking near it. Well, I guess no pretty much No, it's not still part of the comment. Yeah, but anyway But then she called me during that whole thing I said it's one of those things where sex nighter. I'm sorry your films are acceptable.
They're not great That's basically what I can say to you, but you as a man and a father and a human being You're an exceptionally good person. Um, I have somebody that you guys should read. Um, it's it's a graphic novel Called the sheriff of that one I heard that It was a graphic novel written by xcia It's not about his life because he can't I taught it's kind of about living outside the norm limits. Yeah, it's very well written.
I like it a lot No, it's an excellent model He actually the group that the two of them that went on think they're currently on Batman I want that titles, but you should still be chair, but chair but one very good. So if you can find it go get it came out Amazon's yeah, let's agree with the graphic novel. It wasn't single issues. It was always Oh, yeah, it's off-contained.
Yeah, okay Okay, like I said, it's kind of about living outside the social norm in an odd way. Yeah, it's like a shit luxury No, it's about like so you're supposed to do this and this affects how you see this and how you see everything is this And how do you describe it? I'm trying not to I'm trying not to disagree whether it's it's how being asked to take certain actions will change your idea of what Malasan is. Okay.
Well, like I said, you were asked to do this Never. Just kidding. Yeah, it is but it is but I mean, you know, I think the core of it is how your version of normality depends on what your Authorized do and be It's not what you're told to be would be Light about it. Yes.
I mean, it's not like they have any control of your lives. They made a choice to sign up for certain things and we get told what to do I'm about to go on a whole political rant right now, so we did change something else Hey, what do we have left? I have a social contract and I have an app of the week. Well, it's here.
Yeah first. Hmm social contract Okay, let's hold on. Well, I literally, you're gonna be the official at the end. Yeah, no, so you do yours I'll do a and that will do mine.
Okay. Yeah, this is what I've done like five fucking times before Okay, my headphones in don't fucking bother me on the street. Okay. I could do Is not the point of wearing headphones?
Exactly. Like I can do 20 other social fucking contracts right now about, you know, not being an asshole Can I spin off of yours? If you're gonna wear headphones, just don't be paying attention to your fucking surroundings. Oh, no, absolutely.
No, no, no, no No, I've always have situation. No, if I have headphones in, I'm still paying attention to wear I'm walking at home about to walk into Well, yeah in general things going on around you traffic Look at that people Yeah, sure sure sure sure sure You think you said shouldn't yeah, no if you have headphones in you still need situational or surroundings That's right. Where it is. Absolutely.
Like I said, if I had my headphones in and you're some dick bag trying to get me to sign something Which by the way, I now I'll just tell them on the phone Sorry, I can't support my sexual predator Actually, essentially what I tell them because I don't want to be fucking bothered I think I should be able to walk to work without getting bothered But yes headphones don't want me. Yes, the situation around I can't sign that because I have nothing in my address with sex drugs even yet Social contract, no app real quick official social contract Wish I'd like backtrack. Okay, right Real quick Archer Two seasons left this season Really bloody and incomplete with you. I'm like archer No, this isn't really incomplete bloody but incomplete words.
I get that they're trying to keep it going. I think they should Bend it. Oh, they're gonna end it I'm just gonna stand like there's two seasons They did not bring archer back in terms of dreamland and coma like So dreamlands gonna be at least another season no No Oh I didn't Hard Yeah, no between the pirates. Yeah I think almost they almost tried too hard on other aspects like they had archer game You use your phone I Know With the production values really gone up They cut it down to as opposed to like 1612 there's gonna be eight episodes and they've done what black mirror did where it's like we cut down the episode Hold on we cut down the episode count but gave the budget to those eight episodes The production on archer's gone up season by season by season and Annemarie has been instrumental in that and it shows Sorry, this is all a reaction to fx trying to expand itself and make fx which killed the league and is now killing archer Like we were wrong.
We were wrong. We should take this all back We transferred this to a network that nobody has and nobody fucking cares I just read there putting shows that have like a couple seasons left on them. I'm not gonna do this Um, we'll get into the fxx which we have before okay. We're doing it now.
Okay No fxx was a terrible idea. It fucking sucks. They're sending good shows there to fucking die March was already gonna be over in two seasons. It should have been over in two seasons But now that it's not fx they want to prove it's not a failure so they're gonna drag it He decided that They killed the league because of that I don't know Fxx was a terrible idea.
Nobody gets it. Nobody. Rick and Morty. I agree and April full season episode was fucking amazing.
Nine more years. It's gonna be the darkest fucking season Morty Um, oh Even fucking premiere for a while, but yeah, it will be the darkest season and thanks monials for a trend ring bag moulons That's up to one sauce After the week actually Is it warm? No, well, that's my important. Okay.
What is it? I don't know how it's been around. I just got it got turned on to it I got whooped to it. Okay Woke to it.
It's not throwing shade Really bad chess really bad chess. Yeah, that's an empty app So basically you're playing the white side of the board on chess. Okay, you start that every game But you get randomized pieces. You will always have one king.
That sounds stupid Okay, but you're gonna have five queens. You get all pons. Oh dear. Yeah, all the queens.
Oh the queens Um, it's a randomized like your board set is randomized. No, that sounds stupid. No, it's so fun. It is so fun You know what I really bad chess shut up.
No, but you know what I really made back with much better graphics battle chest Um Is that a trap because I have a couple of podcasts that I would imagine sure all right, okay? We won't talk about that just uh So there's a few I got four doors into one of them about a month and a half ago I just started looking for a new ship listening to because a little bit of a shuttle chest Um because a lot of the shows are like homecoming they're making a second season. It's not okay. Yeah, I heard the wrap up with cat from hater Yeah, you actually like story podcast, which is something that I like I brought it on with that.
It's basically the same thing as watching tv shows you get seasons So there is a big gap. What did you find? She like no, um like I had Kathy and to be fair I found a bunch of it didn't like at all. That was right there on the wave.
Sorry Uh, so there's one called uh Creepy that started earlier this year and it's just short little seven to 15 minute Sory some of them are sort of real some of her just completely fiction. They don't tell you what it's just called creepy Um nerve poker back. Yeah, it's all that. I've been trying to listen to that one.
There's one so so I don't know the black tapes and tannas are too Uh black tapes you brought it. Yeah, uh, the right was to those i'm not gonna tan black tapes, but I really like tannas Okay, well, there's a new one they have called rabbits Which is about a game like the sub you know the subculture game that they're going on for however long forever And the winner happens the winner happens to the game ends for an internate period of time until when your version comes out That just makes me think of highly I know everything And this girl basically it's such a late game because her friend goes missing hopefully So far it's actually good. Um, so basically it's you know any thread cool Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know both not this. Um, there's no one called the vanished podcast.
It's all about people who's on this one. Oh, another one It's actually pretty well done. Yeah, okay. I'm only two episodes in but have either of you started watching the keepers yet?
No Okay, it's basically the new making your murder No, it's it's a really good documentary about this none that was murdered in the 60s and Small nobody did anything about it But a number of years later a lot of allegations came out about one of the specific recent her monastery It's actually abusing a lot of the female students at the school Apparently it's ready for your small and their boobie assles and and Doug and you're gonna hate me because I have tickets to go see My bill resets live again on July. I think it's in July this yeah July 16th early where they present again No, let's look it up and maybe all by some to I'm a little bit Where is it? I'll tell you how I'm not again. No, I don't think it is it was somewhere else this time but um, yeah I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Wasn't on sound It is Oh, um, I'm gonna long for 150 I fell asleep before I need to go to work in half hour I found a I found a new go pro go rock thing to do.
Um, then. Oh, you're in a fanny fucking yeah I'm gonna do with go rocks. Oh, I turned around. You want me to kill a form?
Yeah, I turned around. No, I turned around. No, I'm not Good enough. Um, there's new there's new course called constellation and it's no wait No PT it's purely, uh, I think it's like a permanent survival course so they teach you about the team No, no, no, no, okay.
Well, I'm not finished describing it and I'm gonna do it anyway Oh, I'm sure you're gonna do it. I'm gonna tie Yeah, they basically they teach you a bunch of skills You know first half of it Second, you don't think it's all about using the skills they've taught you to actually achieve certain goals Was their team or yourself actually what they call them? What does it sell? It's sell?
You'll get a flag on this? I've already flagged trust me if I'm I've got a lot of flags me being on this podcast gave you a bunch of flags You're welcome. Um, you need that getting better. You need that bringing me in.
Do we have mistakes because I have a mistake? Uh, if you can do really quick. Yeah. Alright, yeah.
So I'm gonna be. Let's see if I can lift your mistake No, we're. I sound how sprained my little finger. Yeah, that's right.
I sound how sprained my middle fucking finger. You're waving finger. You're hello finger. You're finger bank finger Oh no, I'm gonna be like that.
How you did yourself? No, no, no, no. Like I sound how sprained my little finger. I have no fucking idea why.
Why don't get yourself a Hitachi? Are you here? Every girl's your own Hitachi? Yep, no idea.
Definitely very confused. Mazaralia vibrators. Is it Hitachi magic wand? Girl, you have no idea.
It's 30 different set of videos. It's the Hitachi magic wand. It's a very specific brand. We had them in the house last week.
I should have asked. You should really show that. Who likes that coringam? I just told you.
It's one of the two bases of being single. It's being single and being single. You don't have to plug your bike. Not what I use it for, but yeah.
I sound how sprained? How do you use it for? On the lady. Oh, yeah.
You don't use it on yourself. That's what I'm saying. My brain is a bad hole? Exactly.
Do you have off switch? Yes, for an instant prostate. Or is that the on switch? No.
No. No. I don't have a brain to my middle finger. I have no fucking idea.
I'm sorry. It's just one of those things where it's like, I just worked this week. I didn't do anything out of the ordinary. I didn't have massive blackout periods.
I'm like, here's a moonlight right now. I was like, I hope you can see this because I'm doing it so hard. This is the thing is that it's pretty much all I can think of. I say that.
I somehow managed to spray my middle finger. It's a little bit swollen and it's a little bit out of joint. According to a darker slash nurse slash therapist. It should be fine in a couple days.
It's in the middle of my hand. Unless I'm flipping somebody off, how the fuck did I hurt it? I had a lot of different solutions than you said though. One of those things like, I don't know.
Social contract. Deb, you and I talk about this off air. I thought we could go. Yeah, you had a different.
So here's the deal folks. I went into a fast food. I went into a fast food establishment. Probably number one.
Into the restroom. Probably number two. Didn't eat there. Just needed to use the facilities.
Should I pop something? I was going to on my way out. But then this happened. So I'm in the restroom.
I closed the stall door. I'm doing a horrible amount of business. We'll just say that. I'm blessing the sounds in case you've seen Carrie movie too.
He's going to be in a Porsche something. Yeah, that was rough. So, and I got some guy who like, jiggles the door handle on my acopotto. And he goes, oh, okay, sorry.
And then proceeds to wait outside of the stall. Not the bathroom. The stall. Well eating his fast food.
In the bathroom? We talked about the self air. Yeah. That's disgusting.
Like can hear the crinkling. He's eating the fries. It's a surprise. Until I'm done.
What's at that point? I'm like, well, I'm sorry. Honestly, honestly, honestly, how could you finish? I did.
I thought about baseball. Sorry. I didn't know I think of baseball. Basically probably had to talk about baseball.
But I couldn't finish in that situation. But goddamn. Like who waits there? Like at least go out into the dining room area and wait.
Like don't wish I could eat your food. Yeah. Like what? The thing is, it's eating the food thing.
Like I guess you're just getting in there. Wait, it'd be fine. But I'm eating the food. But I can hear you shit.
Don't eat your food in a fucking bathroom. No, thank you. I'm not even eating your coffee. Let alone when someone is going to the bathroom.
Yeah, I know you're eating shit. It's not the hearship. Like I said, eating the food in the bathroom is the thing here. It's disgusting.
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