206. "We can't trust the Cubs" - Pointless Exercise Podcast

You asked and we answered. The baseball podcast this week is Cubs intensive, as Andy and Mike Praznowski take this awful team out to the woodshed. You'll hear scintillating answers to questions like: Why is Jason Heyward still on the team? Do they not realize they have nobody to replace Willson Contreras when they trade him? Would Willson even want to stay if they miraculously offered him a new deal? Are any of their starting pitchers going to be back in time to trade? How many fingers does Seiya Suzuki currently have? Do Prospect Perverts realize how few prospects actually turn out to be good? Can we pinpoint the exact moment when we should have known the "dynasty" would never be a thing? (The answer is yes.) Then they get to the really important stuff like how the Cubs should put the names on the backs of Seiya's jersey and on Pete Crow-Armstrong's. You know, important stuff. And then finally, the guys redesign the Marquee graphics for the better.