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May 23, 2019 59 min

207 Cramp Foot Liver Bone

from Perverted Podcast Hosted by Count Boogie

Is giving mouth pleasure and act of submission or Dominance? And then, our personal vetting tricks. and then a super emo song "Krayons" at the end.

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No, that was just agriculture for some reason. Many shows, by the way, Al. Many shows have started with the smacking of Cathy's gum, Annie, and a very subtle reminder. Reminder.

Look at her. How professional we are. Did you just like, pity gum, Cathy? Yeah.

Did you just, oh, look at her. She looks pathetic. Let her chew gum. You took any on me.

She's going to die. Let her chew gum. I am going to die. Let me chew gum because that will save me.

That was Cathy. If chewing gum, well, if you could show me some, scientific evidence, anything, even remotely resembling scientific evidence. Shoring gum can give me ulcers. That's chewing gum.

Oh, great. That's what you have. You have a head ulcer. I do have it.

My brain is a giant ulcer. You're just an ulcer. There's just a big hole. I thought I was the dumb one on the show.

Ah. Ah. All right. Let's start a show.

You have the pro. Ah. Ah. Now you got to sing all the jingles acoustic.

Ah. Do you feel your sex life? I really wanted to start the show there. I really, really.

Really great, but we're perverted podcast. Nothing goes right. Nothing goes right. So it really doesn't, didn't really work out.

So, so Cathy chew gum. Thanks. Why am I doing gum? What do we wait?

Because it's, I'm just waiting for the. Fritaloo. I'm editing. There's some better spots on this blanket.

Now I feel kind of gross. Oh, God. I, I didn't, I didn't, I don't want to. I don't want to.

I don't want to show is for much. Why, I was covered in a crusty blanket. The following show is for mature audiences only. Listener discretion is advised.

And if you don't like it, please go fuck yourself. One, two, three, four. Do you feel your sex life is quite lame? I'm a good podcast.

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Oh. We did it. Audience. We do.

Over to podcast the show where we explore the adventures of the sexy kinky lifestyle sex and perversion. Recording live from the love lab in North Hollywood, California. Oh, just talking to ourselves. I'm Abby.

I'm Al. I am Count Boogie. I'm Dell. And then of course we have Panda in new.

They don't matter because they're literally under blankets lying on the bad. They're with me. They care less about us. There was an instant, there was an instance that occurred and incident that occurred where I, you know, Panda had some feelings.

We had a lot of activities we're going to talk about last night so there's, you know, a little uh, that comes in some kind of drop maybe. And so right now, Mew is doing maintenance cuddle care. This is part of the aftercare process. This is actually kind of important because there is well, first let's get into Kathy.

No. Let's get into Kathy. Kathy, I want to get into you. Can I just get in?

No. If you're going to die, can I have sex with you? No. No.

You have to die some sort of dignity. I know. Thank you, Al. I need my dignity.

Al. Yeah, because you looked so dignified last night, didn't you? You know? Yeah.

Kathy. How are you feeling? I'm feeling extremely tired. The next fatigue is killing me.

I sleep like 10 hours a day and then I got to take two naps during the day. So what's different from normal? I don't know if you sleep a lot much. I'm just exhausted.

So you're just sleeping a lot. Creative Explorer is convinced I have mono. Which mono? Who gets mono anymore?

I know. Apparently it's very rare in it. Actually, you know, like three people who got mono recently. And they're all younger, right?

What? The high schoolers got mono. No, they're on my age. Early twenties.

Older people aren't supposed to. It's very rare. So I said, okay, I'll look up at the symptoms and I looked them up and pretty close. Pretty close.

Pretty close. But I just... You didn't even get an exam. You didn't even get an exam.

You took my blood pressure, that was it. That's it. And then you said go get a blood test and go get a neurologist. Well, useful.

Thanks, Doc. But you do have an MRI coming up. I have an MRI tomorrow. I had a mammogram.

They found abnormalities. Okay. So I have to go back Friday for another mammogram and followed by an ultrasound. A little titty squish.

I'm so sorry. You know, they find shit all over and the mammogram isn't quite as defined as an ultrasound and then even more defined as the MRI. Right. So they're going to do the mammogram and the ultrasound one right after the other.

Right. And the radiologists will be there like they weren't at the original mammogram I had. And they'll be able to give me some answers. So that'll be Friday in the mammogram.

I mean, the MRI will be Wednesday. Okay. Yeah. We'll see what's going on in the noggin and in the boobs.

In your boobs. Hopefully someone can tell me why I have all these weird fucking symptoms. So you know why? It's because of plastic straws, Kathy.

Oh my gosh. You're a sea turtle and you're allergic to plastic straws. Actually, someone said to me, maybe it's because of the mercury fillings in your teeth. Wow.

That is old school. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good stuff. I was born in 65 and my sister never had tons of cavities.

So from an early age, we had a lot of cavities. A lot of fillings. That is a very possible, my sister actually told me that. And I said, you know what, Jackie, if I don't die of cancer, that's going to be the next thing I'm going to list.

I'm going to go after the fillings and my teeth. Kathy, I got a set of pliers. I got pliers right there. We can take care of this.

Bam. No. Done. I want my teeth where they are.

I just want the fillings out. I can literally just rock your jaw. That's not going to happen. I got a power drill right there.

Right there. Kathy. Just looking at you like what? That will smack his dick across your face.

It'll put you into a catatonic hypnotic kind of state. His penis has the ability to put me in a catatonic state. Well, he is the torchick whisperer. Tell us just a minute ago.

Why are you making up stories about me? He's like, why did I drive an hour to sit in this chair? Talk it. Dell, turn the microphone up to your mouth so that the...

Nope. No, keep turning it. You see this? Stop.

This is where that's perfect. Now we have all the Dell. I think that's a record. What?

How early in the show you start bagging on Dell about two seconds. No, I'm not. He doesn't have headphones. So he can't...

He has headphones on. That's for discord. I was like, why do you have headphones on? I mean, let's...

Tell us what's going on in that crazy chair. So what is going on in the chat room now that we're so on topic? They want to record intros and send them to you. Intros like for the show.

Oh, really? Yes. Do it. They got to do it.

Do it so that like they're own singing the perverted podcasters make up their own thing. The things you've already done, not like new jingles. No, why not? Do it.

That'd be funny. And new jingles. What about you, Boogie? Kathy?

It's been... Where do we start? Where do we start, Al? Al's signing already.

I don't know the amount of the... The worst experiences of my life last night. I'm happy I did it, but why didn't you do it to her? Kathy, I think that's what I did.

No, well, that didn't help, but... I did. I did. I did.

I did. I did. I did something. No.

He bought me a lot of sweets yesterday. Oh, yeah. Probably didn't help. No.

Probably. If you give her a vodka, Anna. Kathy. It was somebody else's birthday.

Can we say her name on the show? I think you said her name before. Mue? Mue?

Is her name on the show? Yeah. Okay, Dove. I'm going to drink.

Because that's what we do. You turn 21. You want a story to tell when you're 50 years old with your friends sitting around. Oh, what did you do for your 21st?

I remember being 21. What did you do for your 21st birthday? Oh, I went to Vegas. Oh, that's pretty normal.

What did you do? I went to a bar. What did you do? Oh, I bent over.

And they put my first legal drink up my ass. Vodka, Anna. Vodka, Anna. That is the story.

So she's been waiting and waiting for that. And so of course yesterday was her 21st birthday. And as promised, I went and purchased said vodka. And then of course Panda and Al were coming over.

And I told them about this. And I'm like, well, I'm going to Rite Aid. Who's down? How many animals?

How many animals? How many animals? So it was three shots and three butts. Mew, of course, has like been there, done that.

Been there, done that enough. Not going to do it. Plenty of times. And so I'll take it away.

How was that experience for you? So Kathy, to prep this. I just feel sorry for you already. I have a problem.

I'm very curious. And even if I know, I'll probably hate something. I'll still try it at least once. I knew I was going to hate this.

As soon as the minute it went in my butt, I was like, I already hate this. It just felt like a needle going up my butt. It did not feel good. And the liquid didn't feel good sitting on the toilet for 30 minutes.

It didn't feel good. How much did you put in there, Boogie? I just used a fleet enema. I didn't even use the full bag with Mew.

I'll use the bag. That would be a lot of vodka. The whole thing wasn't vodka. No, no, no, no.

And let us preface this before we go any further. Avodka enema is, it can be very dangerous. A lot of people can't get alcohol poisoning. You put a third of what you can normally drink.

If it takes you three shots of alcohol to get a little drunk, then you would use one shot in an enema because you don't have anything to vomit. It's going up your ass. There's no shut off. So it can just sit there and absorb.

And you can get really intoxicated. Which on Dove it was extremely effective. I have the poor Dove. She literally, yeah, it was very effective.

I didn't just one shot. So you have the enema. And so probably three quarters of the water solution. And then one shot, mix it up.

Because straight alcohol up your ass is going to burn and it's going to feel even worse than it did with the water in it. So now go ahead. Okay, go ahead. I was going to ask you, is that why you was using a rolling pin on your stomach?

I, so go burn. Literally since last night. Like there wasn't a minute where my gut was just hurting. And I guess it probably doesn't help that my period also started.

So I'm doing those cramps as well. So all of that on top of each other. And I'm just not feeling great today. I blame you entirely.

Oh, no, this is entirely my, I'm full when I blame you. It doesn't matter. Why, I mean, I will take my responsibility as the person who purchased the enema prep the enema. I told you how it was going to work, right?

Oh, yeah. So I did explain this is the process. It was all consensual. I knew what I was going to do.

I knew I was going to hate it. Well, I'll still take the blame. My curiosity has been quenched though. And now I will never do it again.

It was great. And as a top who primarily would like to see, I mean, it is fun when you push a boundary or something like that. But in general, I really do like to hear people say, oh, that was really cool. That's, you know, it was, even if it's like, well, that was cool.

I don't need to do it again or whatever. So when you hear someone go, I hate it every second of that. I will never do that again. I'm reevaluating my life choices like that whole just barrage of like, this was a horrible shitty part of one experience.

I had a throat and sorry. You know, that you're kind of like, oh, well, I, I helped somebody find a limit. That's that's that's that was that was that was it. And I don't know, Panda, Panda didn't say much.

She seemed fine. She seemed a little. Were you okay? Did you enjoy it?

Yeah. No, okay. So not the biggest thrill. It is not for everyone.

And some people are really into the animals. They're really into the cramping and the pain and the holding it and the, and all those things. But the end result was a little bit of intoxication. Yeah, I did get a little tipsy.

Yeah. Nice and probably helped with the pain, but uh, and then after, and then after that, of course, they wrapped in a blanket right now. Your knees are up to your chest. You look very hot.

Almost ready to be fetal in a corner. And I look over. She's lying on the bed and me is going to stand sitting on her with a rolling pin on like she's, you know, rolling out some biscuit doors. Pretty much.

Oh my stomach. It felt wonderful. Working it out. So, uh, and so this morning, we made up for it with a pancake spank, which was now that was a better experience.

That was a much better experience. He just made this giant pancake and just kept smacking me with it. And it was very warm and soft and it was rather enjoyable. Did you make enough to eat after throwing that one?

Well, no, I was making the pancakes and then I thought more people were going to, you know, want pancakes. So, uh, you know, because, you know, the daddy thing and get the little apples and then you saw Tam and butter and, you know, you make caramelized apples and then you do the thing. And there was all this pancake batter left and so you always just make one giant one to either throw around or, or it's make some one way. We didn't throw it around too.

Yeah, we did. And it stayed together. Let's follow part of them. No, no, no, no.

If you cook the one side of the pancake, like really well done and then make the other side time, for some reason, it gets a little, it holds together. And if you hold it in the middle, like you cover, it's like the size of a giant plate, you know, the whole pan. And then when you just kind of, you know, you hold it in the middle, you know, like a waiter hold and then you can spank quite a bit. Yeah, quite a bit of spank with the pancake.

I slept most of the weekend. That is amazing, Kathy. Sleeping is good. Sleeping is wonderful.

People do love sleeping. They do love sleeping. Yes. Your voice is so close.

I just want you to know. Perfect. Clear voice. Anything going on with you?

Kathy. Well, you saw me. How's your name? No, how's your knee, by the way?

I just had an MRI today. Jesus fucking Christ, you got to follow up on that on Wednesday. I'll probably just get PT prescribed because you were hobblin'. You were, you did pretty good yesterday because community's like I said, I have canes.

I have crutches. I'm used to being a cripple. He's young. Yeah.

I have screws in my kneecap. There we go. That's two surgeries for that. I've had two surgeries on my junk, but that's separate.

Junk surgery. Wait, what? I'm not sure if it's been mentioned in the podcast. I have one testicle.

Oh, no. I have two surgeries of surgery to put in a prosthetic testi and then a surgery to remove the prosthetic testi. Because it didn't work. No, no, because as you age, your testicles get bigger.

So it was a Mitch Matt's size. Oh my God. Do you want a new ball because they used to do like breast implants that were like saline, but they had issues of them popping. So they switched to metal and they're like, oh, do you want one of these?

FYI, it might increase your statistical cancer rate. I'm like, no, I don't want balls of steel to kill my ball. No. No, the quick answer.

Who would say yes? That's weird. Let's see, have giant nuts or like, why do you need the, because like, I guess if people like, like, you're like, are used to having two testicles and they want the aesthetics of it, I've decided like, I always knew that one of mine was fake. So it's not like, oh, no, I have to have two.

I feel a masquerade is like, no, I look at normal balls and I'm like, that's weird. Like their balls, that's full. Like what the hell? You can get them twisted.

He's doing the pokey thing. He's just making for the listeners. So why wouldn't you do the same thing? It was the so-called one that they're proffering them because men would pop them.

So they just stopped offering the same one. So they only have the, the metal. What the fuck are men doing? Well, there's a lot of stuff going on right now about breast implants in women.

I have a couple good friends that have both had theirs removed after 20 years. They start developing all these autoimmune things and just horrible. That was a silicone. Well, no, it's, those are saline implants, but it's fucking plastic and your blood is washing over that plastic over and over and over year after year and little bits of plastic start to peel away from your implant and start fucking with your entire system.

And of course, the industry is not talking about this, but there are a lot of women that are having severe health issues right now. I have one friend that is literally just having like death related types of illnesses, allergies to food, autoimmune, all sorts of things. And so yeah, they're, they just got, you just, you, it needs to be life threatening for you to shove plastic in your body and keep it there for years and years and years. That's all I'm saying.

I would, I mean, I don't know. I know people who have had them for over 30 years. And they're, and they're fine. So I don't think it's, I think it depends on the person.

Yeah, I don't think it's a guarantee, but it's, it's definitely this, you need a lot more long term research on this and they have it now, you know, so, you know, so I, I just don't, I don't know. I used to be so, you know, hey, everyone should feel good about their bodies and have whatever surgeries or whatever they want to feel good about themselves. But you know, if that, if that has a really high chance of giving you testicular fucking cancer or, or whatever, I would just say work on your personality. You know, maybe as long as you're aware of the risks and you accept those risks just like king.

Yeah, but I like getting in tight pants. So I'm good with one. It's true. It's true.

My balls are constantly in the way. I mean, other than you have loving them as emotional support testicles because they just hang horribly old man long. They really are an inconvenience. Right.

I really like to just be, you know, just give me the ween. The ween. Just let me. Don't type of tubes.

Just be a unique. Just be. Yeah. The problem is is when you kill that testosterone, things start, start changing and I'm already fucked up enough is it?

So I'll just keep my long hang and nads. Hang balls. Hang balls. What do you want to talk about?

Hang balls. No one's going to tell us. My hanging balls. How when you fuck someone from behind it smacks their titties?

Literally no one. They sound for reference. He's subtly thrusting under the table. It is.

Don't thrust please. Celebrate your badge because it rocks. Put a needle in your cock. Gone.

Fett. I thought you were going to sing all of the jingles. I was. But then the computer started working again.

That was just a fallback. Yeah. Waiting. I can go anywhere and be hated like this.

We're so lucky. You think you're so pure and loving. This is how short our show is. Even though we're still going to talk the entire time.

It's on one page. Normally for me it's like three pages. Yeah. Like the note pages.

Literally. It's like half. All right. This post is written by Maya.

It's called my Dom says he won't go down on me because eating pussy is a submissive act. Now. Why even shouldn't we just stop there? Haven't we had that one before?

It sounds familiar. It's a common issue. Everybody has it. I think it was the reverse before.

Oh, okay. I won't suck dick because it's a submissive act. Oh, no. Actually, she's a dominant.

Okay. Somewhere in the post which I didn't pick to talk about that she talks about going down on her submissive because she fucking owns that cock as she's put it. So she's actually talking about this phrase that she's heard from people. She says, not enjoying eating pussy is one thing.

Not being good at eating pussy is also a thing. And then of course there are the perpetually baffled and confused alms who think DS is a way to avoid eating pussy. Just remember every time you believe it's submissive to eat pussy, there's a dominant out there who knows how to dominate a pussy into a pink shredding mess. Ladies, you'll get what you settle for.

Oh, yeah. I like how she begins at least saying nobody's saying anything bad about someone who doesn't like it or is just bad at it. But when you're making up some bullshit, when you're making up bullshit to justify whatever you're trying to do. I think it really does come.

It really does come. I mean, I have I've heard this thing, you know, because I this all kind of goes into the service top and and the early days when I first came in like 10 years ago, there was still a lot of the uber dominant kind of male dominated community. And it was, you know, a lot of snickering about service tops, oh service top. And you know, so and I have never subscribed to that.

And I used to call fucking the uber doms. I remember I went to some dumb boot camp and I'm like, why are you guys making fun of this? If that's what somebody wants to do, why is that somehow now not a good kink? If I if I want to do something for my partners, if I want to give my partners pleasure, that is that is my choice.

That is me being in charge of me and in that situation. So who the fuck do I need your fucking opinion? Everyone's like, it's okay, I guess because you're, you know, you're in control. And it's just like who gives a fuck is really what it comes down to?

Who gives a fuck what that title is because if my if my title is what dictates what my actions are, I'm not genuine and you're not genuine. You're absolutely everything is based on well, my title says this and my interpretation of my title says this. So I have all these different rules and restrictions based on that. Are you really genuine at anything you're doing, whether you're dominant, submissive or anything?

Does that make sense? It does make sense. Yeah, it makes sense. I just there have been maybe a handful of times over the course of our relationship creative exploring.

And I have tried topping him like we did with experiment a few years. And during those times I have him helpless and I find tremendous satisfaction in going down on him because usually when I go down and he's dominant, he's deciding the how fast I'm doing it exactly I'm doing he's holding my hair and it's all about him. Whereas if he's tied up, I know how to do things with my mouth that really are not comfortable to him and my status comes out and likes to just watch him squirm because he can't move because he's tied up so much. I love he has trouble understanding is my point.

We've talked about it and he can start to see after I've explained what it is that I get out of it as a dominant. He just never I guess it's a common conception you have that to go down on your submissive in any way is is not a dominant act. I understand why someone would naturally assume that I was getting them a drink of water. That's that's also your submissive.

Everybody and that's just opening a door for them. Everybody is taking that line beyond where they want. I mean, and that's yeah, and that's fine. I mean, you're allowed to have whatever line that you cross and you're allowed to be whatever do she want to be.

I definitely have all my doucheiness in me that I say upfront, this is the doosh you're getting. Hello, everybody in the lab. This is the douche you are getting and I don't argue with that, but I still keep going back to that if you really look at life because first of all, you hear that natural born dominant, you know, and it's just you get caught up in that image. I'm a natural born dominant.

Fuck you when you were three years old, your mother smacked the shit out of you and told you to sit the fuck down and you sat the fuck down. You were your mom's little bitch for as long as you were. So there is no natural born dominant. So it's it's just comes to that title and how you just rob yourself of intimacy and relationship with a partner by trying to put everything in a category of this is dominant.

This is not what about just interacting with a human? You don't open doors for you know, you hold it, you slam doors and every single person male females face because you know, it's it's I don't want to be submissive and be a service submissive. And I mean, really, if you look at your life and all the things you do here, let me help you with that. Let me pick that.

Let me do that or I'll pick up the, you know, I hope you pick up this couch or whatever the fuck you do. Those are all service where, you know, that's how we make our society work. You know, I get that some people, they have issues. Some people absolutely have issues.

I've talked about how crevice or one open the door for me. He'll just walk right into the restaurant and he doesn't care if the door slams in my face. And that is what I would consider extreme because he's not doing it. He's doing it deliberately to prove to himself and everyone else that he's not there to make you feel good.

And so I've actually we've actually had a few discussions about that. I've called him on it and said, this isn't a rational creative explorer I'm dealing with. This is a rational creative explorer. And he was like, I don't understand.

What does that mean? And I said, you deliberately go out of your way to walk through the door and purposely not hold it exactly that you do it with intent. So that is not a rational thing you're doing. That's not a rational act to you.

And as we started to talk about it, what we uncovered, there was an origin story there. And he had gone through a difficult and uncomfortable dinner with family members in which he had some fucking prima donut women there who got pissed out to him because he wasn't doing all the things and then are supposed to do. He wasn't holding the door for you. He wasn't waiting for you to order.

He gave the order to the waiter first. See all these things that come naturally to him and ever sit and I remember telling him, Oh, fuck these fucking women and your family ruined you the damage that they cause. Now I have to deal with the fallout. That's part of a relationship is dealing with people's baggage.

I get it. But it's one of the areas in which, and he's fucking going to hear this, it's one of the areas in which I've not seen any progress. I've not seen any desire to break from that mold where he is just going to prove it every single time he walks through the door. And I can tell because he'll start to, there's a part of him that will automatically turn to see where I am.

And I almost, you can see it across his face. I shall not do it. He keeps going. I shall not be submissive.

I don't want to be, you know, so I understand that people have issues is my point. I understand that there are things that so poke at you and make you pissed off and make you enraged that you're just not going to do it. You might not like it going down to someone. You might not be good at it.

You might have issues that you've not been able to deal with. And so there's a lot of reasons, but I don't like when people hide behind the, well, I'm sorry, but that's a submissive act. I'm not going down. I also just don't understand it because like when you're going down on someone, you're like completely in control.

That's kind of what's going on. That's absolutely, it's the one time my dick is not involved because if my dick is involved, then you own the pussy. It's your pussy. If I want to fuck a pussy, then I got to be nice to you or do some whatever dance or, you know, whatever.

But when you're in my mouth, I own you because I can stop and you have to beg me to not, you know, I am in that control. I'm not getting any, you know, you can't say, oh, well, he's getting laid and, you know, whatever. So for me, it's, it's, there's a lot of control. But you know what, regardless of what my head space is, ultimately in my life, I've come to the point, who cares?

Who cares? If you want to say I'm gay for eating of a China, then I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm a gay, but I'm a giant eater.

You know, if you want to call, I don't, I'm, I'm trying in my life. I've found that having all of these restrictions based on, you know, trying to protect myself and ultimately that's what this is, in my opinion. This is somebody trying to protect their feelings, their insecurities. And so they're creating this wall of, of these, whatever, supposed, you know, morals and ethics in front of them that say, this is this and now you shouldn't do this and that.

And I understand you're trying to protect yourself from some pain that you probably had at some point and you're trying to navigate your life and your image and your identity. I get that, but ultimately, fuck it. Just, it just makes you miserable after a while. Where do you fall on the sale?

What side of the? I really like doing it. And I don't see how breaking someone's brain if you're giving good oral is submissive at all. No, getting pleasure, I think.

What if it is, though? Isn't it like, just be so nice? Yeah, why is giving pleasure a submissive act? I don't know.

I don't really understand why you're saying that. Oh, it has to be all org, it has a denial. That's dominant. It's like, no.

So what if your bottom likes likes it when you flog them? You're now a service top because they like it. What if they like it when you spank them? You're now a service top because they like it.

I don't have anybody ever pulled the dominant card on you and say, I'm not going down and you don't want to dominate. No, because I don't let anybody do anything like that to me. Like, I'm not going to do this because I'm a dominant. Well, I'm like, all right, well, you're missing out then by like, like, I got no room for you in my life.

Yeah, no, I just it's, I don't know. I just think it's really dumb when people blame something on being a dominant or they use that as an excuse to not do something. Right. Interesting.

I think it's lame. Yes. Good. It was a good post.

Short, easy to dissect. I like those a lot of stuff, but it was good. It was good. Kathy, what are you?

Can I submissive your vagina? No. Can I submissive your vagina with alzavid? China vicariously living through my penis?

I literally don't know what you just said. Exactly. So there's a chance then what you're saying. No, there's a.

I said, I literally don't know what you're saying. But that was no KNOW, right? Like I don't know. I don't know.

If you're capable of explaining what you just said, I will take it into account. Ah, there's a chance then. Oh my Lord. I just need to do some homework.

Don't what is going on in that camera? Getting on here. It's got to put up a little graph. It was got to mean something, buddy.

They were suggesting me throw things at you. What? Who? At boogie.

Well, of course. I asked them like, Oh, what what useful things are you? We talking about are doing is like, give me something or like, we can have physical out of them. Like that's not what boogie really wants.

I don't think he'll consent throw a bike at me. Like a clown nose. Like a clown. So that seems kind of a nerf gun or something, but you know, a whole bike.

Do it. That's it. It didn't even get you to know. I just want you to know I was willing to submit to your clown nose.

Throw. Thank you. It made out how to see. We've never had a scene.

Wasn't a lot of negotiation, but you know, and I get it closer to you now, Del. Yeah. They also wanted to check in that it's actually recording. Yes, it is.

They're so good. It's actually good. You're screen. That's good.

I'm looking over. It seems to be recording. When sex said from your grandma, does NASA vice go to her bird and podcast? Also fucking advice.

Today's question comes from our own Dell. Oh, that's right. Yes. This is actually.

Oh, we were supposed we should have told Al. She's quick on her feet. She's going to be cramping feet. No, it's like her feet are coming.

Get it right. It's her belly that's cramping. Yeah. Yeah.

The hip bone is connected to the liver bone. I think that you're there's a bone in the liver. Did you take an alcohol animal? But you're losing it.

I did. I just look at the I used up all of my Alcaten's whole tokens a long time ago. And the residual effects are still well in place. OK, whatever.

Crap. What crap was this? See, he just throws out ridiculously. God.

No, I got to get to our down. Do it for craps and the food. I think I lost any sort of patience I had when we lost the last show. That's it.

I can push anyone out this door. You know what? It affected me very negatively losing that show. I was so angry and pissed off.

And then I came in grumpy on Thursday. like throw it as fucking a show. We did. I was like looking at me like, we can't.

We see we're there. Yeah, don't. Why won't you here? I wasn't invited.

Well, I don't see. There was mentioning it Thursday, but there was no actual invite. I blame you again. Discord commends the right.

It is like there was no invite to be fair. I just kind of ended up here. Yeah, she just showed up. I told you exactly what happened to Elle is that I texted Boogie like an hour before I was going to leave work.

And I'm also I'll be there at such and such time to record. And I knew that on the other end of the phone, Boogie was like, oh fuck, we're supposed to record him. Yeah, I told him to know. And he goes, he checks and goes, oh yes, Elle's going to be here, too.

And I know what that means is, Elle was here. We were doing some fun, kinky stuff. But I'll make it sound as if she's here for the show. No, I ended up having the day off of work for a random reason.

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