Hello and welcome to Noah Plannas, just the clamp. The only show that says, bah-nah-fah! I was gonna say, we're finally back after Tech death. No, we were back after Tech death last week.
Two ago. No, but this is the first time we've recorded. Since then. No sir.
So we had the first one after Tech death. That's right, we did. And then we did the cushion because my schedule was totally... And we're trying to burn off some of our...
We are trying to burn off some of our pre-recorded media. So look forward to more cushion. Well, we call cushion episodes. But more conics.
What's about this? I'm not gonna say the bigger the cushion, the better the cushion. You know what I mean. So let us put our sound dicks deep in your ear cushions.
Can you name spinal tap references? No, you can. That's, you know what I'm saying. If it was a single force spinal tap, I'd have heard that somewhere.
Oh, I'm sure it was just... And I'm saying long before spinal tap, because we wouldn't have thought of that at some time. Yeah, yeah. But it's just, that's what I...
Like, basically the seam that I see in my head and I think of spinal tap is in performing that song. Yeah. Big of the cushion. Yeah.
Anyway. So, speaking of spinal tap, I've been inflicting what we do in the shadows on all my friends, because they hadn't seen it. And it started because I was sitting at work waiting to go on, talking to one of the bartenders and both the kitchen boys come up and they said something. And I was going to say, I said, hey, we're were werewolves.
Not swearwolves. And the bartender started laughing and both of the kitchen boys looked at me like they'd never heard it before. We were both so upset. We were both so upset that they'd never seen it.
And we totally made them watch the opening credits sequence on YouTube. And then I was going to say, and then when I was going to say it, Natalie brought in her DVD of it and we made them watch it. It's fucking awesome. Well, it's a slow start.
But still, because it starts with him opening the house for the day, he's like, oh, it's always a very scary part for me. And he like, twitches the threes. Oh, oh, oh, we're OK. Oh, yeah.
And so I can make those auditions. I think I might have done that. That joke was the one that set the tone for it. It was because I was them waking up Peter for the flat meeting and Peter's the nose for our two minutes.
Yeah, that's an basement. Yeah. I was going to say the whole thing with the chore wheel. Yeah.
But vampires don't do dishes. Let's embarrass them when people come over. People come over. They die.
Yeah. I need to rewatch that. It's what? Sorry.
You just came to mind. You're talking about the finals app. So did we talk about any of the DCTD for Nellies? Yeah.
OK. I do want to say real quick, I'm moving quotes. And this will be paid off. So we'll cross over speaking of DCTD.
We'll cross over. I will say the other about it on Dan next week's dam or this week's damn. I've been quoting anchor man for like two days straight. No, no, I said it.
Nope. Roger, according to the nine had sex and women love. We're going to get married. Oh, this is because the crowd ended.
Did I yell? I pretty much yelled that. Yeah, I had a really good first day with a girl that I like and you'll hear more about it on Dan. But I did want to make the talk.
Probably should have out of her for that first day. Think of it. She's cool. What happens if you do get married?
It's going to be awesome. We're talking about weddings. Oh, do I get to be your best man still? Yeah.
Awesome. Yeah. Yeah. What you want to do with something really cool and fun.
Like vampire thing right by her neck or something. We worked with it. It was a thing that was when she was like. Tell everybody about what the awesome thing you did for your first day was.
Oh, yes. I did take her to electric six. Is that it? Yeah.
I won. I was like, what is it something else? No. It took her to win electric six show.
I did. I won. I won. Electric six show which you guys have to break up with her.
Oh, I will actually want up that in just a second. So just remind me. Yeah. She's a fucking lady for it.
That is a literal thing. Oh, miss sexy. Finasty. So we had a great time.
Electric six playing out actually a few straight ones. I did like they played Randy's Hot tonight. I don't remember them ever playing that before. I know where they play it.
I've been to four shows now. And they didn't play that much off the new album, which weirdly enough speaking of vampires is called a new blood for old vampires. Maybe they just weren't the moon honey. I mean, they have to play so many shows and you got to pull out like your usual, you know, like did a gay bar part two back to back.
I mean, nobody really wants to just go and hear the new album. You want to hear all of the things. Yeah, but no, we had a great time and fun was had by all. But I will say I just got to give our part to you stuck in my head.
Some fortune things. I'm not that big fan of that one. I used to dress until I got everything. Yeah, I just didn't have the same game.
I did, but it's more interesting that gave our that's just me. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, but I'm structure wise. I will say that she's had like you train that ceremony.
She's had a couple now former coworkers like just up and leave her job, which I know you know that's like in terms of the service industry. Not that I'm not part of it, but my turn over isn't that. What's one of those things where like you love your coworkers, but sometimes people get really unhappy in a situation and no matter how much you're fond of your coworkers, you just need to move the fuck on. So some of them, you know, like no notice or there's a new girl that no girl knows about all that bullshit and they they talk to her.
A lady friend about I think I call her Ink Girl or time to girl on Dan. I'm going to help. So I'm going to show him a proper note here. I'm going to sexy if you're dusty.
I'm going to sexy. That's cool. So I get called your pretty lady. I'm my god.
I have feelings out like it. So this is my favorite. Oh, I think that I'm sis. Totally.
Oh yeah, he never talked on Facebook. Um, that's on recently. We're talking about you. He's very fond of you.
Yeah, we've been talking about it. We've been trading like this. I was like, hey, when I say it like that, it's very fun. No.
I was considering how massive I was. So they tried to make, they were talking to me sexy about picking up some shifts and they asked her about the night that we were going to go out and I mean, she could have, I mean, she could have said, you know, and she likes your job. She was like, you know, they need me, whatever. Range check.
And I would have been like, that's fine. It also might have given her out if she felt uncomfortable going out with me. Might have given me a bit of a, you know, room, you know, a temperature of like, you know, where we're at. And she was like, no, I'm going to a concert with a guy and like, no, basically what you're telling me is you overthought everything about this.
I totally dumped yourself in the brain. What do you mean, my self in the brain? Doubt. No, I didn't read it at all.
I never thought it absolutely. That's what it is. It's just overthinking it. It's not necessarily screwing it up.
You didn't read it. You dubbed it. Well, I, but the thing is like, you know, I was like, you know, it could give her out or I don't understand, but she was like, no, like, I'm going out with this guy. I was like, that's a really good sign.
I didn't overthink that part. I was like, oh my God, you're not big. I was like, that would be that would be that would be ducking it. That would be dug and no, that'd just be ducking it.
Yeah, I didn't even see me doing it too. Oh, absolutely. I'm pretty sure you had similar conversations in the past, but I talked about that when we were out before the show where I was like, I, you know, honestly, like, I think it's really cool. Like, that's kind of a cool, like sign.
And she was like, yeah, I want to hang out with you. And I was like, yeah, we had a lot of fun. She was dressed half like 10 girls. So if I give you any indicator how much we're alike and you'll hear more about our day on Dan.
But, um, any who, speaking of, actually, there's one finale that happened after we were done recording after Tech death, the Lucifer finale. I haven't watched it yet, but continue. Okay. I don't care about spoilers.
I'll still enjoy it. Really, it's the last two minutes. And you know, they officially got renewed. Yes, I saw that.
Yeah. So last two minutes, Lucifer decides not to kill Mommy Dares because I recall her. I think that's appropriate. The sideline number was for her and, um, he's wasn't she like the sideline or no?
Yeah. I'm not a hundred percent sure if I remember who I was. Yeah, she was, yeah, she's the sideline. She's a slipper, silent on Bellspar.
But I remember trying to- I was thinking of Jerry Ryan's number nine. Seven nine. Yeah, seven nine. No, but I remember her from, is from a, uh, poor flick called Open House where she and her incestuous brother- The Opens are coming from the house.
That was well far on that joke. Didn't land. Didn't land. What are you looking at?
Oh, I bought, I bought Sexy Lady Rocket Raccoon Funko Keeching. I've never seen a couple. Yeah, I've got a Matt Smith and a Loki. Uh, it was gonna say if- so I think I've talked about on the podcast before.
I finally got a third bookshelf. Yeah. The Funko pops are out of hands. Well, they're not like, they're not like triple stacked anymore.
Well, yeah, they're- No, I mean like back, not up. Oh, no, I never did that. Because I want to be able to see them all. Okay.
So the problem is that I already have one that's gonna go in that empty space there and that unfortunately means I have to clean off another shelf to put more of them on. So, because we both know I'm not gonna stop. Well, you could probably take some of those bodice reference you probably never read and, you know, good will never- Well, they still have places like bike books, maybe? You know, you have a point there.
I feel like I should just start exclusively reading my, my girl porn romance novels on Kendall so people don't have to see them on my bookshelf. I mean, I think it's gonna be a have a couple like you've got- remember someone about a copy of, is it 50 Shades Freed? 50 Shades Freed? No, free the third one?
Yeah, 50 Shades Freed. That was like written in crayon? It's not right or hands. No crayon, crayon hands.
Mm-hmm. But remember like someone looked at the bar and like you gave it to me as a joke? It's in my bookcase and I find it funny like owning that. It's like, you know, owning a copy of, I don't know, Battlefield Earth and your DVD collection.
You're like, I had it just because it's like someone's eventually gonna notice it and go, wait, you have 50 Shades Freed? You're like, yeah, it's a joke. I run a Kixter style. Well, it's really funny because as well I was reorganizing my books.
I found a book that I forgot I owned that a friend came from me called All Cats at Ospurger. I was looking at that. It's actually a pretty informative book, although it almost exclusively about male Ospurger, not female. Okay.
But yeah, like I said, if the thing is, there's actually a follow-up book that I wanted to get called All Dogs Have Down Syndrome? Yeah. So the last two minutes of Lucifer. Sorry.
Mother of all tangents. Yeah, I know I know. I know. I know.
So he decides not to kill Trisha Helfer instead. I know like this because it actually goes a little closer to the comics that we read. He cuts a hole in like the universe into nothingness. Which is something that happened.
I mean he had the letter of passage which caused the void to kill him. Yes. So basically like the goddess energy that's been leaking out of her for the last three episodes, it's starting to like finally like it's going to burn out whatever the lawyer's real name is. And her but her human vessel.
So he cuts a hole basically into what we know is the void in the comics and shunts all of that goddess energy into it and he goes there. You've created something new. So they actually did finally get the second universe created in Lucifer. It just wasn't by Lucifer.
How much will that play out? Well see the lawyer that was the vessel for the goddess character is left healed but am music in terms of her time as Lucifer's mom. And apparently God as a let's say reward for all of this gets his angelic wings back. Which is an interesting plot point.
So now he's got the flaming sword and the way like they you know obviously I assume that we can see them much like you know they can't see halos and movies. I remember the whole thing with the wings though when he cut them off. He gets them off and gets earth. No like the season one when he has his wings in storage or season two when he has his wings in storage season two one you're right one.
He has swings in storage and they get stolen and they end up getting turned into a piece of art that gets sold as a religious artifact. And then the guy steals them and makes a replica because he is so enthralled with them that he cannot get them away. He feels like just seeing the wings is feeling the touching dog. And he burns the wings do they keep a feather and I was in the comic that the one the Japanese guys.
And she goes again in the comic as well. It's at the very end but he burns his wings. He burns his wings and I'm not a deal like this whole season is great. I think he's back to being an angel like out right angel.
What bothers me with the actor who plays a man and he was really good at playing an emotional and wants character on Buffy. And he's really good at playing. He's really good at playing a very emotional and wants character in Lucifer. Why hasn't the man got more work?
You know I bet you if he went to his IMDb and we're not going to. I'll bet you he's been like big parts on CSI. There's no way there's no way he didn't work between. There's no way he didn't work between Buffy and Lucifer.
That's big. That's like 20 years. What Buffy just turned 25 right there. I'm sure he was doing something.
He was I don't say you know Broadway or plays. That's not what I was doing. He was probably doing a bunch of like you know three episode arcs on CSI or I don't know what's crazy about it. But like you know what I mean like doing little arcs here and there on established things that we don't watch.
Or doing a bunch of shit like maybe he was in like you know Star Troopers 4 like you know like he's doing a bunch of like straight to the release like he's getting paid but we're not ever going to know about it. I mean I'm being paid but the release stuff like you know what I mean like well like I said it's just he was so good at playing a complex character in both of these. Yeah. Because I mean he was very conflicted and Buffy about the death of his mother who was a slayer by Spike.
Who Spike is a good guy by the time he meets him again. But he's still wearing a mother's jacket. I know. Exactly now he's like I said it now he's.
Oh no we do that Spanish man. What's awkward? I mean I'm not going to be a kid anymore. I always say let you go.
Do we go? Yeah. That sounds like yeah that sounds like a cartel like. No we don't.
Yeah but it's like. Let's go. Let's go. Where did you get these guns?
Not true. No. I know at work I started calling my friend El Tigre. Which is the tiger.
I mean for our non-Spanish people. Audience. But then someone was like what are you. They don't watch community.
They don't wear vivica. That's true. El Tigre Chino. Yeah.
Where were you just talking to her. Not the old tiger. But yeah. And then they went.
So what are you and I was like is totally sounds awesome. But I was like El Tigre. And El Tigre. And El Tigre.
The tiger and the ghost sir. I don't know how to be on for miles. I will say speaking of fucking where he lost it. How's the other cycle?
Yeah yeah. It was a circle trunk. The place. It was a circle trunk.
The circle trunk's an actual thing. I had it on the ghost sucker. Was it a fucking ill come to me. Maybe probably not.
So yeah. I really hope he comes back to do more stuff. But you remember how the season of Constantine ended? Like they had just given us, you know, like the treat for putting up with some of the other ships.
That the angel was behind it! And it was the guy from Oz, the guy from the wheelchair for the entire season? The Kai Kviper? No, that's not the Kai Kviper.
That was actually just the console. But anyway, I can't think of his name, but yeah, he's in stuff. But anyway, jumping into, I've been getting deeper into Twin Peaks, they've stopped doing their two episode drops. They're having a lot of water.
Lord, I was going to say, Lord, I was finally back. Have not watched the new one yet. Oh, shut my back. No, well, I mean, the laundry list of like, can you?
I've seen that with Michael Sarah, which was like, of course, like, Andy's in whatever her name is. The secretary at the sheriff's office. Of course their kid is like a philosophical, like, motorcycle driving guy played by Michael Sarah. Of course he's in the physical manifestation of Zen in the art of the city.
Yeah, it makes total fucking sense. But I really want to bring up two big things. One, because I think the man from another place died, like, in real life. There's been...
Yeah, he passed away. There have been four characters that have died across the time in between original and the season. No, but he passed away. Because we lost Bob.
He was, I believe, Frank Silva died of complications due to AIDS, I think in the late 90s. Man from another place, the back was talking, dancing, midget. Yeah, no, he passed away. Yeah, people, I don't want to say people like that.
You know what I mean? There are an extra-listed health concerns when you have a genetic... When you have, yes, complications biologically. I was going to say, but it's also, it's been a long time between two...
Twenty, like I said, it's not completely out of a realm of possibility that people just age and die. Um, my gelfier, broke answer. That was sad. Moved type of that before.
I mean, he talked about other guys. And, yeah, I mean, David Bowie died because he was going to come back as Philip Jeffries. I still can't wrap my head around that. Oh, lovely.
But she managed to film some scenes for her, I think, for the first two or three episodes. And like, she's got no hair, she's got the cannulas, and it's like, but she's like, why not like a trooper? Like, she's like, I'll be there for as long as I can and do what I need to do. Me and my log.
No, she might not like a warrior, she might not fight her. Um, so, I mean... But it's one of those things where I still to this day can't wrap my head around the back that David Bowie's gone. I know.
I really just never thought I'd be in a world without the Thin White Duke. I was thinking about with Feline Kuzlin, the Thin White douche, sorry. But it's not really Bowie, it's the shape-jifter. He may look like one of the creatures from the cover up to Diamond Dogs.
He was on the cover of Diamond Dogs. Oh, okay. We'll get to Dustin in a minute, I know that. I don't want to say it without going.
Damn you, Venture Preppers. Um, so... Which by the way, you know... Which one another place which would be in all right, Svelters was the arm that Mike is missing.
You find it out and I think either the second movie or the second season or the movie, I think it's actually the movie. I think it's a final one. Yeah, because I am the arm. Oh, yeah, the log.
The arm has now started to grow, like this weird, like, sapling-esque, like, root system. Yeah, that's what it wanted. With like a almost, like, faceless, ovoid alien head. And it still talks back-massed and re-back-massed.
But it's apparently the arm that just came off as a creepy root. Is what I just kept calling it. Um, and I just once again, I love the visuals in the show, especially with, um, you know, we've been watching, we've been talking a lot about people that play multiple characters and stuff, or from Blacks back this week, I haven't watched it yet. And you think they're a really cool set of rushing nesting dolls with all of the orphaned- Oh, I've seen that.
Oh, I've seen that. Um, but the fact that you have multiple, I guess we'll call them multiple coopers, um, Dale Coopers, because you have Dougie and the one that's the doppelganger that's possessed by Bob. And then you have actually Dale Cooper. I tell them I call them really clever like an agent, Cooper, Doppelkanger.
Cooper, Gecker,003. Doppel,daleb. Doppeldaleb Doppeldaleb. Doppeldaleb.
That's what we're gonna call them for. Um, but you have like, yeah so you have Dougie, who was apparently created for a reason, but we don't know what. Um, and then, uh, Dale Cooper, who's just gotten out of the Black Lodge, um, to take the place of Dougie. Um, Who's just like, gambling addict, prostitute, buying, like...
Slick-insurance guy like? L body just des her? But it's so it's so interesting to watch like once again Come along from play these different characters where he has to play cold-blooded thousand-yard stare You know the doppeldaeler I mean you know watch it again and think of him as the captain playing that role well yes in the captain I was gonna put that had to play like the sleazy like womanizing, you know character Basically just like this kind of like sleazy Vegas shark character almost a stereotype. Yes about that Vegas sleaze Who his wife is played by no, no me watch who was in a holodrive So I mean you sing a lot of like Lynch, you know Like I said, let's just kind of like to you know and where he likes to work with the same well People like to work with him and that's when you have people like my sister Who's like I want to be in anything that they've lunch does because he's so influential But I think very highly to his creativity and to his skill as a director that people keep wanting to work with him Oh, yeah, because I mean It can't be that awkward now, but like just having him and isabella Rossini on us set together I think we'd still be a little like I probably got over it Yeah, it's been like 30 years and he still looks good because he comes he comes back as Gordon So read this article about Lynch recently where he talks about rescuing these five What he would pecker dolls and giving them all names and having them live in his office and then being sad that he'd lost them Because he didn't specify I'm assuming age But he's like driving down the road and like saw them for sale and had to stop and buy them and save them I'm like that's very Lynch.
I don't even want to think what kind of mental place he was in when that whole thought process went through But yeah, that's the sea Watching it Still doesn't have hair he's a fucking vampire him counter rebs. There's a few of them The Nicholas Cage Civil War picture, right? Yes Part of Jay Z in Brooklyn in like the 40s interesting But yeah, it's but it's but it's like jc sitting on a stupid Brooklyn in 40s. I believe it.
I'm actually my gz socks Yeah, my rock my rock where once nice. Yeah, I my laundry's got to go fuck because my day job and Well, I got my rock away My workflows and my chef coats are fucking my socks are Anyway, um, so that's the common glotham to Branch out into these different characters. Oh and um the the Dale Cooper exact explain this the Dale Cooper that comes back from the black lodge Kind of gets put back where Dougie was he's not doggy He's like extremely and music like he doesn't he doesn't know really who he is like doesn't know like doesn't know like how to Get out of the car with a car to just kind of sit there. It's very a little speaking.
You know, we're a glass burgers I'm very very autistic Um in that in the affectations of like just not understanding staring at things and then he picks up on certain words like agent and like case File so what I think is happening there is I think he has a very limited memory and he has one really specific memory He's focusing in on and that's the one that's developed Well, they say like when he's on the black lodge to see Leland there and he's like find Laura and you end up seeing Laura Palmer Which by the way the Laura Palmer funco popped all wrapped up in plastic. I was gonna say that wrapped up It's fucking awesome. I may have to they have to order that one. Um, yeah, look it up.
I mean all the funcoats were twin peaks look pretty good They have a lot of ladies pretty adorable, but like I said the Laura Palmer one is wrapped up in plastic And it looks really good. So I'm really I'm really digging in the new season of Twin Peaks. My only issue is that the pacing's a lot slower I don't know if that's coming off of Networked to network versus I want to say they were on ABC, but I don't know which but whatever No I just want you to know so I'm sorry what we're saying about I think the style of TV is very different now I think it's a lot slower and more nuanced where they build plotlines and arts like that than it was when from pieces actually on well And also he's had 20 years to think about this. That's not how long he took to write the original Twin Peaks Well, that was the thing is when originally they're on big network I think it was CBS.
That's all. It doesn't matter. That they were like when you're gonna reveal who killed Laura Palmer, they're like never That was like how about we don't do that because that's not how we roll exactly So it's and this is you know lost is like another 20 years away from when you're never gonna know why there's a four-toe fucking statue foot there for no reason It's like you know what I mean like things like lost and like dragging out things get paid off two seasons later didn't exist It was when you get cliffhangers there like their season finels are who shot J. R And you're gonna find out who shot J.
R at the you know when that's in fall when that shit comes back They don't do stuff like that more. No exactly and I agree. So in terms of that pacing. Yes I agree that they can have more time for the characters breathe develop different plots, but and God damn it.
I know it's so lynching, but I could have done that's a phrase we use but I could have done without the literal Three minutes and sits more for three minutes and just not do anything. It's kind of a long time to your brain three minutes scene of dr. Jacoby who's I can't remember the characters The characters actor actor, but it's um David Cross's father-in-law He places dad in a tub market as well. I'm sure number who did across Can't take his name.
I want to say how to handle it. That's right. Let's just come on mr. Tamlin Yeah, three minutes of him slowly spray painting shovels Okay, I think there's a reason they made that so uncomfortable.
I don't know what it is yet, but still oh they pay off Why he was painting the shovels and it's hilarious. It's awesome, but like it didn't need to be three minutes Here's a thing sometimes when directors draw out things like that It's to shock you like in both the American and the Swedish version of girl the dragon tattoo The reason why the rape was so drawn out was to kind of let you know how horrific and awful it actually was whereas things like that often get very Segmented and skipped over well. There's the did you see the French movie? Universal So bad, but like it's a good movie It's a good movie like the rape and violence in that is like it's one of the it's like almost real time and the rape is like It's like ten minutes.
It's like watching rep mean for a dream or you're like well. I watch this. I don't I'm done. I don't regret watching this.
I will never watch this ever again. Yeah, it's like blue Valentine Yeah, like watch the amazing fucking movie never watch it again. I got it It's also one of those things we kind of need to sit by yourself for about you know Oh, you go take a shower to close on correct for 20 minutes. Yeah, and like it's okay I recently rewatched the first four seasons of Sun's of anarchy and the episode in the Henry Rawlings white power season where Jenna gets raised Right, I have to watch at least two episodes after that just to get that taste out of my mouth.
Yeah, that makes sense No, yeah, it's a pelicones record. I feel like sometimes when they do things like that where they make a scene overly long It's to kind of just make you realize that you're not going to get what you normally spoon fit I honestly think it's because if you're watching that like I was like I've already gone Because well because everyone kept talking about like this rumor that I got there yet They're like yeah, there's like seven minutes in a guy painting shovels and I'm like a that sounds very dandelish but like Why was it like you know, what's the reason and it's like Watching paint dries pretty common phrase it just he could have done it for a minute and I'd gone okay I mean it would have been uncomfortable enough and weird and drawn out but three minutes was like Once again, I've had this thing with Lynch where sometimes and this is a very small example sometimes he needs Alicia, but I'm you're talking about the Smith's morsey complex. Yes, or the Bjork jig or tubes Mm-hmm sometimes and I think that Twin Peaks could have gone off the rails original to episode two seasons could have gone off the rails in terms of what people expected from now We're TV because it's lynched and I'm doing whatever he wanted They were in an episode of like all the characters are lobsters talking it backwards dream talk and you're like what the fuck and then you lose your entire Viewer ships are like we don't fucking get it. You're like, yeah, it's like Dave Lynch and Pee T Anderson had a fucking fantastic Mr.
Fox case I talked a lot about how the studio or you know the executives ruin a lot of things but sometimes you need the committee or you need a Cliver like the way he has Mark Frost on Twin Peaks. I thought that was really well Lynch can be as fucking weird as he wants I mean normal movies ever made is what fucking ill in the Empire Yeah, but don't inherently weird as opposed to doing life. Oh, well it dr. Kiss me off, but I love all of them I don't hate it.
It just pissed me off. I think I was you turn which was based on now, right? Yeah, I think it was it's based on John Ridley straight off Which I love these kind of series of books that are weirdly only connected by this Place in Barstow, which is the midpoint between LA and Vegas Well, it's all case called Katie's country kitchen What can you imagine all of the weird people you'd have passing through constantly? I've literally had a between LA.
I think it's pretty much barstow or bristo, but it's something like that. It's still it's very clever Anyways, we should probably finish up on the lynch I'm digging it like I said, I think the pacing's there are there are episodes where it could work and their episodes work doesn't is my issue I'll catch my question. Do I just kind of watch when you watch new twin peaks before you watch new twin peaks? Yeah, I think that's make your problem is that you're comparing the old to the new a little bit too much because you're used to a very different pacing moving from network TV in the 80s 90s to premium cable now in 2017 Yeah, but I'm not being charged by the violence or the cursing or the sex or anything like that It's it's that and it's not the stories not it's one of those like yeah, the pacing of the story slower and they're taking their time I'm a character and plot what I'm curious that he needs a better editor You know, you went to someone like this has to be three minutes long and this editor really should have gone with him And like you know what three minutes feels like you can still get that same feeling in this amount in one minute Okay, think about like this.
Do you remember the reveal on Tyler Durden in Fight Club? Do you remember how tight that was? I would have in the conversation in the hotel. No, I mean when he finally realizes that he and Tyler Durden are the same person and they do the Flashbacks, yeah, that was a very tight very short scene that is good at it You need an editor like that to be able to do the same well They're talking about hotel because like why didn't we mistake you for me?
And it's like flashback flashback and then and then Tyler and goes picks that literally a beat goes there you go And it's like you need a better what is that less than a minute? Yeah, but like you know real time You just need a better editor somebody that can convince you they can do this in this amount of time and still keep you the same feeling of Having a long sequence. I want to read something up on total side barks. We have the time So I'm listening to this old episode if you made it weird with Pete Holmes, but the episode had a pat on it Sorry my ankle so can we or go ahead?
And it was patent was pimping The silver screen fiend his book about movies or how he would like watch a bunch of movies thinking he would make him a Director or better director or whatever And I was hit miss on that one. Yeah, no, I didn't like it, but but he was talking about how there's that like gender disproportionate ratio of male directors of female directors versus which director would be male dominated but editors are female Dominated and he was talking about Tarantino was talked at length about how his female editor is one of the reasons why he's been so successful Which is right, but he talks about how in terms of exams on the kind of in context of They were talking about having dicks don't ask just listen to it But I'm in our audience, but I but they're talking about how like, you know, the penis just goes into vagina and the pieces like here's on my horseshit And the vagina's like well, I'll take your horse shit. I'll make life. Oh my god.
They're right They're trying to do one more basically a giant editing apparatus. So yeah, they talk about how men go And then like the female editor goes now Take the six reels and I'm gonna make an Oscar award money or whatever like a movie a product Which would be like, you know, I think we bring maybe we'll say Who's the director? Admittedly, it took way longer than it fucking should have for her to help a superhero movie because she was supposed to do for two She was the one that was right. Yeah, but She's like I don't like elves in spaces.
It doesn't make any sense and Douglas like you're totally fucking right. I really watch Thor to link I was it's good. It's still it's too cyclone. It's no winter soldier It's it's still it's too cyclone.
But anyways, like I said Really interesting. I mean and they bring up and they bring up any Jenkins Keep a glow and I look you know sorry go those things where you think of it and we don't like to say this because of gender But as our gender we inherently do have different skill sets Yeah, I mean no does that mean we can't do the other skillset? Of course it does it we can but we are a little bit naturally inclined to do certain things But it's interesting this patent as well as when I was friends. I can't spell patent.
You can't really know one patent General I'm not talking about that But the patent also talks about how and this is back in the day and maybe still perpetuated I don't know we talked about how they wouldn't give Ladies and Johnson directors because that would mean because you know you both are resume being an editor They didn't want them to be to move on to become a director because you're losing a good editor And that's the thing is that that's actually happens and it doesn't necessarily have to do with gender it happens in every career and every Oh, yeah, I guarantee my job. No my boss doesn't want me to shift departments because I'm literally that good my job The problem is you make yourself invaluable. You have no room for advancement Without effectively like carpet bombing Last year I left a job for three months in the place imploded without a It doesn't matter gender-wise work rear-wise if you make yourself too invaluable They're never going to advance here the thing is especially with superhero movies There's kind of been a formula for the last number of years on how you get a big budget picture Which is you work on the indies you make a really strong really successful indie and then they give you a superhero flick I would say in terms of a Marvel design. Yes Oh, we're talking about DC Marvel goes things outside of the box in terms of pulling in people like the guy whose name I can't cannot think of it.
I would totally destroy it. It's doing a four three. Who did what we did in the shadows? No, I'm gonna ruin it.
It seems like the he Commando something that would better fit into right. Yeah You know obviously James Gunn the Russo brothers But I'm just saying that's the formula is that you know you do something semi successful and individual Original and I guess I but the Russo brothers it was kind of a no-brainer Especially after what they did with community. Yeah, it was a really uneven season, but it was a very original They were on it from the guy come yeah, but I mean the whole season that they ran what harm it was gone Yes, I was gonna say yeah, it was an uneven season, but they still managed to keep it alive and keep it interesting and keep it new It was like I said, it was incredibly well directed and like I said winter soldier still far away my favorite marble I'd honestly think it's one of the best like I said even over guardians. I love winter soldier.
Oh, I agree But it's one of those things where it's like yeah, they do that with male directors But with female directors, you know, they haven't done that so much and unfortunately the first thing that comes to mind I say female director Sophia Kobla and I want to talk about how she ruined on father three and how much I hate reant when that And that's not fair looks the Alexander we some over again, okay She did um speaking good editing she did the Punisher Wars on oh, that was so good And they did that for a song it was it wasn't a good movie But it was one of the most beautifully shot pieces of shit I've ever said she did the best that she could and then she was a photographer I'm going to say anything and direct to yeah is Fucking phenomenal. It's a piece of shit. It's not her fault First wall was the casting uh, no, I mean I like Wasn't in it you suppose I you're talking about your devil Punisher war zone Punisher that you're thinking of no yeah, no, no punishment war zone. It was Ray Winston.
It was the punisher Where they have a rape redemption scene it Brad Street Hotel Insane asylum brother my dog or whatever's name was But they basically it's punisher etiquette because they have the kid yeah, it's protecting it and the mother There's no like real love interest, but he does feel like the very genre no Natalie Portman the professional vibe where you know actually kind of want to ask you about something I'm just the last time you watch that nice period Maybe you're you're an African okay, so do you really see her as a love interest for him though? Yeah, exactly Like I said somebody said that and like you know no no no no no no, but I didn't see like chemistry like that between them It's the way like no, I saw it But then good example, but I want you look at the beginning of the relationship for the good example because then it becomes a bad example by the end of it Is a tickle in his wife like they have it like bonds forged in soldiers, but I'm not I'm not saying for you imagine. I'm married. There's nothing like that But I mean like it's a bond forged and like fighting in a little spirit More being joined in like brotherhood as opposed to romantic sense yeah like fighting against a common enemy But it's just one of those things for somebody's like you know, you know, they're totally gonna get together and do it And I'm like no, they're not that's totally not the point I'm very proud of that back to be the bitch in that one.
Yeah, actually she's the way harder bad ass But it's just one of those somebody's like it's such a sweet story. I'm like what he's like they found each other I'm like yeah, they did but it wasn't romantic They found each other like the enemy of my friend. No, I think they respect each other. Yeah, no, but yeah No, but not at the beginning of the time Somebody's like yeah, no, they found each other they're gonna be together like not that way they are no I don't I don't I can see her having like a weird harem of guys though I can totally see her like banging to close bolts No, no, that's she needs like no, she leads like these week men.
She can absolutely just use She's just a read-brosing stars comic. There's a character in it. Who's a name? I can't remember I think I don't say Cassandra But her ability it's about these like a hundred and twenty six people that are born abilities in this multi-door about it But her abilities to be the most beautiful woman you've ever seen Oh, it's never sure whether they actually see her or yeah, exactly And she's made all these like political and financial connections using her powers But she has a whole like mansion full of these men in the cult of the one point the comp ciphers It's a kind of a weird aside in the comic, but they're all wearing these like blank masks except like they're their eye holes They can see So that she can picture them as the only guy she loves You find out later on to me character of the comic But that's what I'm saying like that she would have like a handful like pretty boys And just like yeah, they're just life support for dick like that's it like there's no emotional thing There's no one thing is one of them can cook and one of them can boil Actually, I don't see her doing that simply because if you remember the whole point in the movie was her rescuing kind of the hair on the Females, but I do see her having a group of dudes.
She would just use her dick. Yeah, but she wouldn't make him do anything But she told yeah So you're here for my gratification taking away the part of the power of sex to the woman I wouldn't even necessarily that is emotionally on top of the entire side She absolutely be emotionally on top, but I'm pretty sure she'd still make sure they got theirs and be like, okay, good games See you later. Yeah, thanks for finishing up on yeah, exactly I'm not saying that she wouldn't you know make sure that they got there you earned a glass of water Like I said, I'm not saying she would make sure they got their cookies But I don't think she put them to work and I don't think she'd such a them That's where I would see for you in the next movie But I just want to think for you like they're gonna be together I'm like no, they might rule side by side, but they're not gonna be together. Oh Man, where do I go with love affair?
Oh, fuck Alright, I guess I'll swap those notes Speaking of love affair there was a watch the documentary about a love triangle that you recommended to me Batman and Bill. Oh, yes, I watched it Obviously between Bill finger Bob Kane and Batman It's I like that honestly you and I have always considered Bob Kane and Bill finger both creators of that man The men are aware of Bob finger and I don't I mean I think as a nine-year-old I never thought of it as an adult man with a brain well and we get to these talks when I worked at comic book stores like Oh, and you have heard a bill finger like I really like that It's now very open like I said people know and people just don't say oh, it's Bob Kane It's not just about about came and bill finger. Yeah now. I'll explain to bill finger is for people who a No, where's name ever was this unfortunate granddaughters like a Athena finger or something?
It's something very clunky and unfortunate But Well, it's not his name so bill finger co-created Batman with Bob Kane and Also wrote a series of Batman comics often on he was the first one to include the Batcave The Batmobile Jen Gordon he named Gotham City. He thought of Bruce Prince tragic the murder of his parents he invented a book I want to say the riddler and Not the Joker because that was that was Joe Robinson, but a slew of villains as well and never got the credit he deserved And part of that was because when Bob Kane went into pitch Batman to DC they went okay You're here and so you get the credit and when it came time for you know They'll figure to say well I'd like credit to well the things Bob Kane came from money and had money from being the quote unquote soul creator Batman bill finger Came from a poor upbringing and was paid, you know, like work for hire and didn't have the money to hire a lawyer to fight this No, because everyone knew that Siegel and Schuster invented Superman create Superman Yeah, well, okay, you're talking about more of the getting the creator rights They sold their they sold Superman for what was like a hundred and thirty seven dollars which at that time is You know who who I'm gonna hire you know work for hire you didn't think you had rights like that Oh, God, I'm gonna create a right. We're not a thing. It's not like you know when we have You know greater rates weren't anywhere near where they are now Exactly so For decades the bill, you know finger family Tried and failed against you know the giant corporate machinations of rather giant corporate machine that is Warner Brothers That owns DC Comics and finally I came over the name of the guy who wrote it I'm sorry because he's like in the movie a ton the guy was this guy wrote this book, you know, just bringing all this to light It was about Nintendo so to speak Yeah, and after he wrote the book this whole movement got you know made where and you say in the you see it in the documentary where the The fan is that like what a DC panel like Sandy or something goes?
What about Bill fingers contributions and there was a DC executive? No, no, we're all good and No, they try to keep it quiet for way longer than you would have expected So you see this grassroots Like I said you would have expected that like after 25 years they would have started kind of loosening up a little bit No, well that means they always the finger family like how many millions of like what at least 50 years before Batman 75 So I mean before you even started hearing whispers about this And then it took you know x number of years after that for it actually become a thing with the grassroots movement you're talking Well, they talk about it was like Roy Thomas who was an editor-in-chief at Marvel for a while Like was talking about the old comic cons or held like they almost help basements and like you'd like run into like Jack Kirby Having a beer, you know because there was no like green room. There was no keep them away from roof wrap It wasn't anywhere near what it is now, but like there's like 30 people in a basement Yeah, and then we go We'll do any of the guy who created one of the guys who created Batman and the guy who got like Bob Kane's here goes No, he's both finger, but Bill finger died, you know derelicts couch. Well, you know Bob Kane obviously he basically died like they open Yeah, well, it's a concierry his um So you're Yeah Relax, but you're I mean like yeah, so Trust me you kill Beethoven Well other than bad health and terrible practices.
Well, that's the line from my section here, which is a meta reference on the day is Well, okay, but we're friends. Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry You can't kill me killed Mozart. That's it. You're right.
Yeah, so anyway, so Um, and I was saying Falco song in our heads. No, no, I jumped a bill and tell us another story. Um, so Yeah, I pretty much knew everything walking into the documentary I don't like it though because I mean I saw um, some members of the interview I saw bill fingers in my Fucking around like I finally got it. That was the first movie with that credit.
Um, yeah in what 2015? No No, so you might have heard about my last year 16. Oh, okay. So 2016 75 was 2015, right?
Yeah, it sounds about right. So it only took 76 years And a lot of that was a family that fighting it. I mean, they didn't have money. I know like I'm not saying anything about I mean against I'm just saying it's just one of those things where it's like, you know, you hear about and you have the social media and you have You know the real the quote-unquote, you know mainstream media picks up on social media and then there's background swabs You hear about the social injustices that happened back back in the day when families with money could just make it go away And this is my last month I just really want to see someone Like I said, but it's just one of those things where it's like it's not a horrible social injustice like they didn't murder anybody They weren't a horrible rapist, but it's still just they took something away from somebody that deserved to have it exactly Um another, you know nerd culture rules the landscape something like that.
We can throw the smart things We control the things that keep them up. We're just happy Um But it you know, I mean like as huge as a zenio kennel con as Chicago, New York, Denver started making a four-star Because where we're going everyone There but um You know, I mean we can really affect change that way so it was a really good documentary My issue was I thought Tim sale did the animated bits But it was tight templeton. You know, I know from a very limited run on flash, but he did illustrations for the author's book Okay, so me total sense, you know half the amount watching going okay. I know that art But like how did they get the guy into it or you know?
He did the original pieces for the author's book Well, but if it had been like Tim sale, I'm like, okay, that makes sense because Tim sale did like, you know, um long Halloween and Okay, but I mean, Tim was in from the inception of the project. Yes. So before the documentary even started so but oh, it's really good I mean like I said, I think if you're interested in creating rights Batman How things used to work that way in terms of copyright like it's a really interesting documentary My only issue with it and it's personal issues that I can do everything walking in like I know how this is There's a lot of people that don't have that information So I recommend this I thought it was a great job If you like Batman if you're interested in comic book rights if you just want to know like I said if you just want to know a little bit more about how things Ended up the way they are great and frankly, I want to see so many more documentaries about artists and writers during the comic book code Like I would like to see all the documentaries. I honestly would love to see okay two documentaries I want to see if I could ever make them one would be um the story of EC comics versus The the worth of some suction of innocence.
I think I'd really like to see that I'm still alive to make it you probably not I'm like if they are let's send out some fucking emails And I was on my second one. I love email these people. I'm very sure they wouldn't listen to me I'd love to see a documentary about Game in getting the rights back on his characters from topic Farley That would be I mean there was a lot of mud slinging which would be fun to watch What am I gonna do? Um, jonick too fucking awesome Second best gaudegot pencil trick since the joke or dark night He kills two people finally with a pencil You know, I really like that kianos seems to have gotten a stick back after that horrible watcher fiasco Watcher the watcher was a movie That he apparently quote unquote entered into a verbal contract for with a friend who then black mailed him and legally black mailed him into doing it He hated the movie he refused to do any production for it But he felt like if he had a breach of contract it cost him too much fucking money That wasn't about him the two girls.
I was not not no watcher was about him being a stalker serial killer Interesting it was terrible. It was awful, but I felt like it kind of broke a spirit for a little bit of a while Yeah, except you realize he has a reputation of being one of the kindest nicest men in Hollywood Like I said, I feel like one john wick totally kind of gave him his ego back And with john like I said and with john wick too. I feel like he's got that swagger and a step again Oh, yes, and they're doing john wick check with three my hope Like the way john wick too ended i'm like I fucking hope that fucking yes I will tell you right now. I feel like he's been a little bit career-wise career-wise Career wise depressed instead for a while and had a spirit broken a little bit and now he's fucking back Well, he had a real you know hypo the matrix movies despite how good they were I'm just saying like what I said.
He had the watcher, which he got forced into and was awful and not not was good Knock knock was all right. Um, I like the idea of it. Um, it wasn't as like indie suspense was it thought it was No, we could have been done better, but I did like the idea. Yeah, I know like the current Like I said and john wick was such a surprise hit Oh, I saw a show that it was so endearing in that too This one gets more into because obviously they don't kill another dog Are you kidding?
I would lose my fucking mind if they did well. He has a dog and I was like oh no But I'm like if they do that like really like I'm not gonna like it. You know what i mean? That's not way of this dog.
So you kill this one it it goes literally this jumping to happens four days after john wick one Which by the way, did you like it can't be on the movie kyonyu? Did you know they had nothing to do with that until he actually heard about it and they reached shot? Um, he handled getting in contact with them and the part where the cat talks with his voice. That was a late late late reshoot Makes me like he on it more.
Absolutely. He was just like what is this? I mean, yeah, they never reached up to him They never you know, but anyway, so jump to awesome. It happens four days after the original john wick So he obviously has a you know, come on sedentary or gone back into retirement.
He's still well He's trying after four days. He's got his he's got his dog. He's got his dog He goes get his car because you gotta remember the yeah the car Um and he gets kind of once again like stuck back in for one last job But the way they make it the way it is is like he's oddly it's like almost a blood oath um quote unquote so It's on a marker but eam exchange is back john was back the rose chick from um or just new black is in it He I think of her name and that's bothering me because i'm talking about blor and japanese but uh anyway um It's solid um everyone's about like the the cab Um cab company scene because it took like four months to choreograph No way the catacomb killing scene is awesome I won't point ahead we're winded because this happens so fast that john wicks shotgun runs out of ammo He clicks it the guy pauses thinking he's gonna get shot john wicks It's so fast that he like kind of like just hits the guy with the muzzle of the gun reloads and shoots him Like it is so smoothly done that i was like when did he reload oh shit like a second ago less than a second ago And i really like the fact that they actually addressed that you know gun run out of bullets Oh, there's a part where um Lawrence fish run pops up which i thought was really nice Like yeah, and he goes, you know the bounty on your head seven million dollars Um he goes here's this gun you get seven bullets and the guy's like john wicks like seriously he's like yeah Seven million dollars a bullet lets you do seven bullets very count dead But but unlike dead pole dead pole uses is whatever like was it 10 or 12 shots It's on a way like just kills one guy grabs the other guy's gun and like goes through the seven bullets It's the whole you know, you have one match you have a fire burning stove a lantern right? Right, right?
So your stuff on fire um Uh and it ends with basically an open contract on like a global open contract on john wick Um, and that was gonna say in the hotel. He in the dog leave Because he changed fucking rad but he just talks to him chaining he machines is you've got one hour head start Like that's all i can do for you because i respect you and um John wicks just you know like when my ever's over just let him know whoever comes from me Whoever they come from me. I will kill them all and that's all the fucking movie And it's just him going out of the open not knowing who's in the sassin or not or hit man or hit person and just going So I cannot wait for john wick chapter three. I cannot recommend this now franchise or film series enough Um, I didn't really get into the whole plot stuff, but um, it's awesome common is like his weird, um, you know kind of the other side of the coin Um Yeah, common Common was the gun sniff common was a gun smith and wanted so it kind of makes a weird amount of sense Oh, and uh, pete ris serif finica wits is that right close enough?
He was the roommate shot of the dead. He was Okay, the voice of darth maul. No, you know what i'm talking about he's in i can see him very clearly it's pete ris serif finica wits or something No, that's pet sure bird no, no the new tick with the Amazon series. Yes He plays the simali a which is basically a high end like I know what the small yay is.
Thank you Did you get what i decided to talk over me More making a joke about the name the smali a but yes Because he's a high end gun dealer for the underground so john wick wants to go I want to talk to the small yay and like room full of guns peter blubber blubber comes out Who's in gun is the galaxy? I can't think of his last name serif finica wits something oppressively British No, it's not it's like serif finica wits or something like that It is I will show you that for word up Okay, um Uh because he goes like one type of smali a and he comes up and he goes i'd like a tasting please he goes Okay, and it's like we have this gun and does this and here we have this and here It does like you know what i mean like it's very much that like uh Justin hammer war machine where it's like here's this gun that gun this gun but i love that i gives a small yay He's like doing guns. Well, it's that he's he's the connoisseur of high end exactly so i loved it um I want to swim through real quick Double to bang the fourth book in the Richard cadre series I'm gonna slam through this because you and i are both big fans of Richard cadre I turned you on to the series and i'm very excited for you to catch up with me What you get there? No, we're out.
Well, i mean you're happy. Yeah, go ahead. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Go talk. So double side bang He's still in hell.
Yeah, he's in the list for like i said he's still in hell is the new lucifer I love in this one that he makes a bunch of jokes about hell is just bureaucracy Because he's trying to rebuild everything and there's all these committees and paperwork and bullshit like that But in hell he also has you know his favorite cigarettes and his favorite liquor and his ancestor running a bar that is the bamboo house of dolls Except, you know, he's the food he's a pretty single life earth. That's a huge part of it But it's also And this one correct me if i'm wrong lucifer tells him to study up on a specific Yeah specific philosophy because he wants him to find the missing piece of his armor By the end of the book you realize that yeah He was also hinting to lose for who and who he could not trust on his like inner council Where that star as well is for good. Yeah, that star as was for couldn't trust on his council because i mean it's not just an enemy's everywhere situation It's an enemies and enemies and enemies everywhere situation. Yeah My only Issues with the book would be I had one.
Oh that uh he had split up from his angel side to the end of the third book. Yeah St James, St James, St. Jimmy. Well either one.
So like i said, you really don't. Well you said call it St. Jimmy because James hates me called Jimmy Like i said, it's St. Jimmy who's a fucking asshole No, he's so nice.
He's an asshole. It's a problem. Um, no, he's kind of a fuck what but he takes the key and completely fucks to start Only because he thinks start couldn't be trusted with it, which is he right? I think so In the situation that start was left in I agree Because he just would have left.
Yeah, but then what did st. Jimmy do? He took the key he took the money and he fucked right off. Well, he gave him money away He didn't take the money.
He didn't do anything though. He didn't do good. And that's my issue We don't know really what st. Jimmy did other than give away a bunch of money and then go to it Was gonna say and then go to a nowhere place where nothing ever happens well because he was framed for murdering the mayor son Shouldn't like that happens to James all the time and he figures it out st.
Jimmy is a weak little bitch But the thing is you never find out like they never really explicitly said like what he was Is there to do something anyway? It I thought it was a little lots. I thought it was a little uneven in terms of talking about star's time in hell versus st Jimmy's time on earth I think st. Jimmy had a weak force of will No, no, I think he was he got nothing done.
We don't know that because it never really got explored You're looking at me like that, but i'm absolutely right I Might have the thing to bring up Series along it's a great series of books. I don't wrap up on this note No, no, I mean like about yeah, I find it was you and I have a time of the software. I find out I found out Conjour your first time I found out why he always catalyzes dumpster It is a generalized brand name like the same way Or who were or Zamboni got it like the way you asked for it to give you an example of what was well that ones That's for Kleenex. You don't ask for a facial tissue.
You ask for a band-aid got a medical adhesive strip. There you go Dumpster, I didn't know this was an actual brand name much like I said like no, I still if we got a chance to talk to my DCC. I still want to go. Did you do that because of that?
No, we'll ask him but like I said, it's the same thing like like I said like Hoover or Zamboni. Yeah Or No Oh no Okay Oh You're fucking ass I'm moving on now I think if we actually did a lot more westerns Ian McShane would be the Bruce I would be the John Wayne of our generation I agree. So you said you finished the new season of orchards than you black. Nope.
Never watched it. Okay. Okay Talk about it much. I think you should give me a shot a whole season takes over the course of three days See the final things like only in there for nine months like how long is fucking choking go a lot happens that really happened No, of course not.
Of course not we're completely in the realm of fiction. Yeah, okay Then my sister and I came up with a really old standard no rose I was gonna say my sister and I came up with a great idea for a nonprofit organization That we need to figure out how to fund that will give decent sex ed to adults because I've had to answer way too many fucking stupid Questions from adults who should have had better sex ed. So you were I've had to teach this your contract as well This is a contract as well. How could it be a contract as well?
People I think it's a result of like I said people got back to sex ed in high school because the government sucks I got good sex ed in high school because I went to high school during the Clinton administration Exactly, so it's like I've had to teach people how to buy the right size of conduct I've had to educate them about Lou I've had to tell them you can go to the Planned Parenthood and pay cash so it won't fucking follow you I've had to tell them where they can find anything. Yes, I guess I've had to tell people where they can get free insurance because they have problems I had to tell people it's not supposed to burn when you pee and if you take cranberry and doesn't get better to go to the goddamn fucking I was gonna say hospital or doctor I've had to tell people that herpes can be spread with the condom because it's sex glue to sex glue people need better sex ed and Apparently you need to give it to them as adults. I like the other nonprofit about sex ed class Yes, we actually thought we could give like little conferences and bars and offer one free drink And condoms yeah pretty much where the clit is Well, actually I was gonna talk about that There's a company that's a part company called Kink and a while ago They actually put out a really good series of videos called kink you which were very basic and not so basic How to videos on like first-night anal how to stimulate your partner multiple partner situations like like I get like a set It's by Kink so it's a little bit more, you know things that are out of vanilla sex norm right? Well, or party them a little more.
Yeah, then You know like this is your ladies area. Yeah, you should do this before you have sex with her or else it might be painful for her Because I have something to say about okay, but I'm just saying yeah nonprofit for adult sex ed. I like it Let's let myself know what you're doing it wrong now. Do it right?
We actually call it here We're banned or we actually wanted to call it how to get nail book getting hammered But that's then there's a weird consent thing that goes on in there Yeah, it was about them drinking and learning not them drinking and having sex What does happen? It does but I'm just saying there's a weird consent issue in there But like I said we think we might want to call it you're doing it wrong But if you come up with a better idea let us know what I'm telling you adults that said nonprofit I like it well like I said I've had to answer so many weird and awkward questions from either Co-workers that are younger than me or co-workers that are from a foreign land It didn't have the same knowledge that I did like I've had to explain so many awkward and horrible things I had to physically take a co-worker with me to a Walgreens to buy the right size condom Hey, how did he okay? He was buying them too small so they kept breaking and they didn't realize he should just be buying them larger They have sizes like t-shirts. Yeah Dick shirts realize that or think about it Dick shirts If you like this check out some of our other shows like mr.
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