209: Back to the Bastion

Movie Meltdown - Episode 209 It's been a while since we checked in with our beloved Misty and Jay, so this week we return to The Bastion of Awesomeness to hang out and talk about... well, a little of everything. As we bask in the glow of the glittery squirrel, we also discuss... a shark quadruple feature, The Devil's Carnival, Zooey Deschanel, I just love her weird little monkey-face, Amish people are full of holes, The Complication, The Hole, Red Bank, Thora Birch, Warm Bodies, ninja sharks, James Van Der Beek, he probably bathed in Mandom daily, Baltimore, puffy peepers and snaggleteeth, Brooke Hogan IS a scientist, Naked Cowboy, Vera Miles, Dick Casablancas, Sand Sharks, UHF, Hurricane Sandy, Thomas Kinkade, tappin' Steve Buscemi, I wanna tackle her with a sloth... and give her a big hug, Scottish-English-Pirate, Sleepwalk with Me, Scarlett Johansson, a long extended Goosebumps episode, My Boyfriend's Back, Bait, wanna buy a deer head?, Punxsutawney, Hitchcock, Parks and Recreation, a walking tank, The Devil's Playground, Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum, John Schneider, trying to take off your head, Anthony Hopkins, Zombie Honeymoon, Reefer Madness, The Larry Sanders Show, I'm not a mean person... I'm just really good at acting, a drowning duck, New Girl, Amber Heard, going to Coney Island, impaled with fins, American Horror Story, Jersey Shore Shark Attack, The Cyclone, Invasion U.S.A., Storage Wars, goats going down the waterfall, the circumference of Maryland, zombies in love, P90X, Mike Birbiglia, cute dog battle royale, Katherine Heigl and Mennonites you're face!! "Anyway... sharks."