He's young and with their young and I'm not young. I'm old. They're young and problems like having perky bodies and titties. I talk about stuff I don't understand.
Like what? What were they just talking about? Jenna Marbles' new dog's name is Bunny. She's very cute.
Oh, it's Jenna Marbles. Don't try, but don't even try. I'm assuming an entertainer. She's on YouTube.
She's a YouTube. Jenna Marbles. Marbles? Why not?
Why not? I felt differently. Is it the French spelling with like a little thing over the amab? Why not?
It's not the other dog. Oh, that's good. I like that. Shout out to Jenna Marbles and her Bunny.
Goddamn it. We have a different type of show. Look at this. Look at this.
Look at this. Kathy gets to be excited. Kathy gets to have the face earlier. Did you see the face earlier that Kathy had?
When you hug me and kiss me? Yeah. I yelled out, woo! And I'm like, dudes can't do that.
Like women can totally get away. Like you. Like you're thinking about her strap on fucking every woman in this room right now. And you can show her happiness.
When we talked about it on the show, when she has sex with a strap on someone, she did with Panda last week. She just has that look like, oh my god. Yeah, this is awesome. And if a dude did that, people would be like, you desperate piece of shit.
And me. That's right. That's right. Oh my god.
Yeah, yeah. Man, have it hard. Go on. Do you feel my pain?
I have to hold in my... I have to actually act cool. Del and I act cool. We have to be like, yeah.
Yeah, that's cool. You're hot. It's good to try. Huh?
Oh, wow. You know, I'm sensing. Is that the definition of passive aggressive Kathy? No, that is not.
That's just forward aggression. Accuracy. Oh, why do we have pre-show banter? Okay, because listeners love it.
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I'm Kathy. I'm Elle. I'm Bani. I'm Delle.
And then on the bed we have Mew Panda and Brandu. My friend, Dolly. Check out Dolly coming in. Dolly comes in.
We've never met Dolly. She's your friend. And you bring her in and say, you know, she may be corruptible, but we don't know. I want her.
I gave her a thorough warning. There may be some corruption here. And all of a sudden now, like what? 15 minutes later, she's half naked and she's got two women wrapped around her on my bed.
And I'm just like, you pimped pretty quick, didn't you? I'm pretty good at that. I mean, it's kind of easy when you're promised cuddles with cute girls. Yeah, until she did.
She just took over. That's no brainer, really. She took Panda in you and she's like, you ladies can stay here. I have to admire the game.
Good point, Dolly. She's the tallest. She kicked her leg in the air. Oh, is that how it goes?
The tallest goes in the middle? That does tend to be how that goes. Can we hear you? Sorry.
You're talking to that thing. Mew just went to get something from a shelf and she gets on her hands and knees kind of crawls away from me so that I just see Pussy right in my sightline. It grabs what she wants, spreads her legs a little bit and then goes back. Why are we doing not have 80 million listeners?
I know. I think it's just an eight year podcast. We're not a video cat. Do you know how would Stern just talked about the insane awesomeness of nudity and had million, but then again, they had talent and video and they also had video.
Yeah, yeah, they had to go. Okay, fine. Literally. Whatever.
Everyone cares. That's true. Did you know that? I care.
I care right now. I don't care if anyone hears this. Bunny is probably bleeding from many places where she got needles in her boobs. Right.
And she's bleeding from other places. Right. Her ears. It's the concussion from my giant cop.
Oh my god. Really? No, you're a good cop. Thank you.
That's what sucks about him having access to it. He gives himself a lot of time. Well, any time, Gather, you want to learn about throwing drops in a show. And I'll show you how to do it.
And I'll show you how to do it. Get your own laptop. Put a show together, Mr. Mann.
All right. Well, we can do it. Gather. What do you?
Wait, what's on this thing? I don't know. What are there? Oh, what are there?
Oh, wait. Oh, I lost my thing. I'm looking at the wrong thing. You knocked it over.
But I'm very professional. I have no idea what's going on. Who doesn't, after how many shows? No, four years later, he's dropping his shit all over.
I am. Thank you so much, Bunny. You are lovely, and you have lovely needles in you too. What the fuck is Brattromes?
So, I know I'm better when I show a Brattromes. I didn't even have to say it. We know. I think.
I can't be sure. I threw two Brattromes in as many weeks. Now, I could be wrong. Creative Explorer will have to corroborate.
But I just, when I'm not worried about anything and I cut loose and I can relax at his place and there's really nothing that's weighing on me. Right then everyone's in a while like he grabs me and he says come here And he starts taking me towards his gaming table where he has all these cards and dice and shit laid out I see where this is going. Yeah, you got interest. No, I don't even know what the game I'll tell I just I just saw half an hour ahead of me of complete and utter boredom while he sits me down and tell me what's going on and I something I'm not kidding something happens in my mind and I fucking lose it I just it's one of those things where I put aside my independent strong side because I'm spending the weekend with him But that part just fucking breaks through the barrier and comes out and says absolutely not I'm not gonna do another half an hour listening to you But he's always trying to get me enticed so I'll play a game and I just grab it under the walls And I won't let go and I'm screaming and he's all coming He can't pry my fingers off of the door jam It turns out he was taking me to sit on the couch so we could watch black mirror All the way to the couch wasn't it was thank you Angus That is a cat it's very relieving to hear that part of you come back And I know you're you're sucking ass for a while and I hear the nihilist and he come out.
Yes, they're still dark days ahead It is very true right now. I'm doing good right now. You're okay feeling a little bit better And you got some right did you get some D I did get some D magic I got some that one wouldn't call it magic his penis as much as he thinks it's fabulous is not magic Oh, he just thinks it's epic and there's and he just constantly teasing me about it. Hello if you met my penis I make it talk I'm lying in bed in the morning.
I make the the The It's great because if you do it right if you kind of squeeze at the bottom it'll make it smile It either creeps people out. Yes snapdragon your e-thread. Well, that is awesome I don't want to know what this third one is what ankle clit is I keep seeing that over here Let me tell you Kathy. It's a new fetish that we tried out and you know It's a love lab here So we have to do collaborative Extensive research and you can't just do it on one person and call it research you have to do it on a couple and then you can call it research Whether it's you sacrifice so much boogie I do and so I put on the lab coat and I said what happens if while mu is laying there and you know There's her feet and I look at the ankle and it's like you know like a little bulb and I go That's kind of like a clip no and I go what would happen if I grabbed her foot and just started sucking it like a clip hell And Kathy I just hankered up and done did that and and let me tell you there was much squirming I was fucking all squirmy she was gonna kick me in the head and I'm like oh you like I started to serve a kick in the head I'm like thank you.
Yeah, and I'm like did you like that? She's like no I was awful and and I'm like okay for their experiments and then And I go okay. I got one no and then I just that pretty much you know she got suckered into it She's like what what are you what are you talking about? I was making this expression like the spatial expression like what could it possibly happen?
Do you mean I look like this? Do you just like? I was that so you just had to try and she didn't know yeah, so what you think did you know it was pretty awful It's pretty much the I said what I was like it's the opposite of like a clip for your ankle It's like don't touch me ever if you do it sounds like it What what cool your mind boogie Cathy sometimes you lose and that's part of experiments Sometimes you lose but sometimes you find magic and I've taken a lot of kicks to the head Cathy. I'm you over the years I've been kicked in the head in so many different ways.
I saw it one so I don't want anything But I just know that someday all of those ankle clits that I went for over life They're gonna pay off and it's gonna pay off big I might die no, but ankle clits gonna pay off and right now There's people that are like going how bad is it? It's that that curiosity like like Al had about vodka anima, you know that curiosity and then massive regret They look on our face right now, but one day someone's gonna take an ankle clits sucking and they're gonna go this is oddly awesome But what will that prove that well me 99% of them on the planet don't like it I'm so what but that is part of science Cathy sometimes you have to find out what the failures are before you can turn it around and go What are women excited about you know what under the guise of science you do some really nasty shit that does not excuse it mr Man, Kathy. You're probably faster just to find people that like feet play exactly No, no, no, this wasn't footplay. I didn't touch the foot.
Oh, yeah, so is a kneecap So I mean it's all connected, but no, let me tell you I'm sorry does a good idea What that look for the people and yeah, but then you have people that are already there like it's about trying things on people That have never tried things to see where they're at I'm going to say yes first You and your consent consent and rational thought I just don't need consent You just have to put your hands on your side and throw your head back No, I don't know can we go into whatever crazy lady cat post? Oh, you think I'm nuts What was amazing? There used to be a joke and I think I said it once on the show and it's an old joke And it is man will go places with an erection that he wouldn't normally go with a gun Okay, think through that if you're a dude, you know exactly what I'm saying We have made so many bad decisions chasing down, you know cuz you're horny and you're like, oh, I could go there Yeah, you know, yeah, our boyfriend's sitting there with a chainsaw, but yeah, I can do it, you know, whatever So a lot of really bad decisions, you know in pursuit a lot of things that may be sketchy and whatever And now I realize that Pokemon is just like that for me Because last night I went there's a certain stop this crannadosis out and it's fucking cool little blue dinosaur that I love and it's midnight And I'm like there I know where the stop is to get this special mission No, no It's in like the sketchiest fucking park in North Hollywood And there's homeless people sleeping everywhere and the stop and it's pitch black and there's a stop literally by like, you know 10 feet away from like a homeless bed and whatever and I'm like well, it's there public park I've just much right to catch my phone in the dark So I got it, you know, and it was it was cool But but that wasn't I just realized how much shit I see like I didn't realize in North Hollywood so many people die every week Like literally last week there were three deaths some lady a block away from here ran over a guy in a motorcycle and crashed into a bunch of Cars that was on the news yesterday Before construction worker got in a car two blocks up the road at my buddy's house Fell out and got either run over or killed and then another guy in a bicycle got run over by truck like all within like a half mile Of here. There's like all these things going on and I never saw any of these things until I left and last night It was amazing.
Sometimes you just all sorts of crazy people screaming away We're like last night. I'm getting gas and there's this movie pets. What does it pets to let's come out the secret life? This is the secret life of pets That's it and they so you know they have you know posters on the bus stops And there's pictures of each other cartoon characters on the bus stops and there's one there's like this fat cat and it looks kind of like snotty Okay, look bunnies getting really excited.
Do you know about this thing? Okay, so it's this cat that's like unimpressed or whatever It looks really snotty and apparently this cat in this poster did something really bad because this crazy fucking Lady was standing screaming at the fucking cat poster having an argument with this fucking cat and Spanish And the cat's just looking at her like all pissed off and it seemed to be getting her more pissed off that the cat wasn't listening to her And she was just going on and on and I go this is the type of shit You don't see unless you go out on adventures. That's what you surmised after that whole story We're waiting for some deep wisdom and no, there's none It's just like you go outside you're gonna see shit You didn't see and if you don't you won't realize you'll be alive because you'll stay home where it's safe Yeah, you know always say I think I think but at least you won't get run over by a truck I don't know what the point of that was either This was my like this was my like end week, you know kind of discovery like wow I've really seen a lot of a lot of things right a lot of things You know corner tents and you know and just big accidents and this morning I went 6 30 to go and I know there's my spot my thing is right there and I look and like a mile down the road I see plumes of smoke and like one of the oldest buildings in North Hollywood Just engulfed in flames and ate a bunch of businesses right in front of my stop I thought that was really rude so it's just like you go outside you see some crazy shit I can't reconcile this this boogie that's sitting in front of me from the hermit. We never wanted to leave the love lab Yeah, I just I Pokemon aren't human they don't count.
No, okay, that's okay That's okay. That's the whole I mean the Pokemon seem a lot more safe than the people but yeah, yeah Dude, she was pissed at that fucking cat poster. I'm telling you she was not happy I didn't want to interrupt, you know, maybe you know cuz I figured maybe someone should come in and mediate, you know Like hey, you know the half of the cat know the case get the course on, you know, it's okay Don't let your heart be troubled. It's okay, you know, it's just you know Fuck that fuck that cat maybe get on her side and just be like hey fuck that coat Let's go get a donut.
I'll buy you a donut and then she would have calmed down but my cat pissed her off I don't know where I was going with this but let's go on That life is the place And our genital soldier in suspect we share our kinky thrills Around the world Fucker, why are you laughing cuz sometimes I just fucking start rambling and I just have this sick thing in my head is I'm watching all your faces Go what the fuck is he talking about and I go when is somebody going to fucking shut me up? I want to say was you've just seen up all the time in which we could talk about owls weird weekend But now we have to finish Right then on well because no one ever asks me like I'm basically a co-host with notar asking how my week That was some straight-up abyss shit I'm basically a co-host and you don't ask me We use a as a co-host Take a little note on that okay, you can only use the more next week if she shows up for so long before they start demanding rights I'm just saying well clearly book is just distracted by the newty if she was actually dressed you might ask you question That's very true that is actually because currently you're engaging by staring at the boobs Right now staring at eyes staring at eyes We have a post called it's a cruel world after all I think it's kind of cute and funny cuz it's a Disneyland song and this is a post about littles written by her tenacity Another very cool name she says I have a little side if you've met me when I've got my various modes of in charge bitch On you'll find it hard to believe but I really do that part of me is fun silly carefree And fucking hiding the level of vulnerability it takes to connect with that part of myself makes it nigh on impossible to access And so it's tucked away behind closed doors the hiding is not something that I enjoy I've tried and tried and tried to give my little side the space to flourish I've tried to allow that vulnerability to show but every fucking time the person I thought I could trust lets me down and breaks my trust And it destroys me now We should just lock the door on that part of my heart and throw away the key I wish it didn't exist, but I know that without it I'd be crueler harsher and angrier and I don't want that perhaps the only safe space for that side of me is with me Just me in the bed with the covers over my head perhaps That's when I give that side some time to just sit alongside the rest of my life and responsibilities It's terrifying to think of being be being destroyed again But I owe it to myself to keep trying because all of me is important and without my little needs being met I'll never feel whole Hmm Hmm very sad post it's a very sad post and it is surely not something that I think a lot of us have felt at times when we've been hurt I had a lot of thoughts about this, but you go ahead and start. Oh Oh, I'm actually was glad when I walked into night and I saw some little in the room because I thought others could we in too? but I actually identify with this post a lot because my Little side does not come out a lot at all because I'm terrified of letting it out I don't I'm even when I let a tiny little bit of my brat out with normal people They freak the fuck out even people who are in the scene they they don't like it.
I get it. I can be fucking annoying I know that that's unusual. I think that is a gas. I'm a gas at these are you a gas or I have gas I don't know exactly how it is.
I wish it was the first one not to say you don't need too much rice candy. Okay, that's all you eat I know that's probably So I kind of really understand wish you go so which is why with creative explored so it's nice to have someone I can do it with and they They actually enjoy it. They think it's hilarious. They laugh their asses off and and if I didn't have that which I did it for a long time It's it's I wish it's hard to think of people who don't have that outlet right now when I do have it because it was it didn't feel good I know that I know that there are people who may not understand this because oh, it's just you role-playing It's a little side of you, but it really isn't it's one aspect of you that needs to come out Just like she says and when it doesn't come out and you're so far Weighted on the other side heavily into responsibility and you're the go-to person And that's just your your life is a little in bed more than a little imbalance and it can cause real problems from you Even if you don't looking from the outside in you have trouble understanding what kind of problem could possibly have for you?
It really does so it's what's kind of sad for me to read this post. Hmm. Where you good do we have any uh? Any other comments?
When the little's in the room go? Yeah, I thought it was also Interesting and I like I mean I hope that she does um continue to explore other people But also she mentioned about letting her little side come out with just with herself Because you know, you don't always have a partner like sometimes like when I really need to reconnect with my little side I will do it with just myself in a space where I can explore and and it's really fun And I find it like amazing and a great safe place to be I can do all the things And then I think it's helpful to be able to to do that just with yourself as well Um, yeah, and I mean I've been lucky enough to have partners to explore with too But I think there's something to be said to be able to let it come out Just do you feel more empowered when you do that because like I mean like she talks about where She feels very vulnerable that she can't let that out And that's kind of like a lot of what she is saying at this point in her thinking and point of view at least from what she describes Seems to be very much dependent on somebody else validating that little side So by the fact that you have learned how to have that type of relationship with yourself where you can just be whatever fucking little you want by yourself Of course, it's wonderful to do it with a partner and to have that But do you feel empowered like if there was something that went bad in a situation with somebody that you know you always That you have your own big. Yes, that's like super I think we've talked about this before like you've mentioned a lot like What is it? Just being able to connect with the little I mean in the context of what was being able to connect with the little side of yourself and saying Hey, like it's safe with me.
You are amazing the way you are like I will Support like that side of myself and and definitely because Sorry my parents that's getting kind of lost but but yeah, just knowing that That it's okay to be you with you and it isn't empowering because then you know that no matter what like You will be able to express that side of yourself and it will not be lost even if you're not if even if you're doing it by yourself You know that's actually I'm glad you brought that up because that is a really good Outlet just do it with yourself give that part of you the opportunity to become accustomed to being out And I'm gonna say it's the other side of it I remember the first time I went to a little party and a lot of my friends were there in their little personas And I had a hard time with it. I'm not gonna lie. These were people who were I identified them as a certain way the way that I know them and to suddenly see them Sulky not speaking or so loud. I wanted it screaming at them to shut up It was tough, but I remember going into it thinking this is not your space This is theirs and if you come into the space you have to understand how they're they're allowing you to be here when they're in this vulnerable state So what you're saying is is that there are many different ways to little there are many different personalities Not everyone is going to automatically sit down with a coloring book and be elated because you know 20 minutes of coloring book 15 minutes of Disney movies, you know and and it's not a formula to what that little is There are many different ways of littling and and what what you're saying if I'm right is that you get to To know this isn't my scene or that isn't my scene.
So it's okay to find what you want Yeah, but I didn't make faces at them like if no if I you have to be very Understanding of the fact that your your facial expressions your remarks You are going to make have a deep impact on someone else who's letting their little out for the first time It's very much like I mean, it's very much It's a it's a childlike quality and it's tapping into kind of an old psychology of when you were a child And so when people go in that space and they can actually kind of trance themselves into that space They're the same sensitivities kind of apply as to when you deal with an actual child because little kids pick up on those facial gestures And they pick up on anger much quicker because they're they have to protect themselves because they're little they can't fight So nature lets them, you know, you're you're kind of hypervigilant to what's going on around you when mommy and daddy fight you know how to bail At least I did uh, and so I think it's very important to remember that when people you're around other people that are exploring that as well Um, you can be a dick and not be sensitive to that and then you cause damage like this person wrote about in that post Or you can understand even if you don't understand it Even if it's not your type of play or something you're into that It's very important that you be respectful of people who are in that space and let them be that because it is a more vulnerable place Absolutely. I think this is now. I know I'm a little so I don't really have a whole lot to contribute here I've never been you've been with other littles when oh, yeah, I used to go to um, I am a pet So I do I used to go to want some little parties that happen here all the time It was like the only place where I felt comfortable being a pet um and it I guess maybe I can relate it to being a pet a little bit because I've never had someone that I can really be a pet with other than other pets and I've learned how to kind of Get some sort or how to get that pet side of me out and kind of satisfy that need on my own Which has been kind of a weird journey. Um, so you'd like a trainer I mean eventually you would like to have a trainer that would be able to do the things that you think about Yeah, exactly.
I would like to have that someday But I haven't been able to find that and I found ways to sort of satisfy that a little bit on my own So absolutely I think I think that this is great. This has been a great discussion some really great points I think that shows, uh, because what I was thinking what I will tell people in those kind of situations is First detail with yourself what you're actually looking for What are the things that you want? You know, I want to feel safe. I want to feel protective or you want an actual person And you want the actual person to do this and that and that and that go ahead and make yourself a list These are the things that I want when I feel like I want to be a little or a pet or any any vulnerable space If you're specific about what you want you then can have a more clear picture on what you actually need another person for And what you can find how to satiate yourself And ultimately also like money was talking about that, you know with her empowerment that even if somebody doesn't get it If they don't respect that if they don't or if they say yeah, I'm a mommy or i'm a daddy or whatever And then they actually aren't they don't get it, but it sounds like a great Yeah, I can do this and then they see you're like, oh, I like to do this and it fucks with them and while you're in little space They're all this is fucking stupid.
I don't want to do this and now Irreversible psychological damage So it's really important for you to have those things and if you have that relationship with yourself You can also go into every situation and go hey unless this person isn't established and even then it's not always guaranteed But for the most part when you have somebody like Like I've been a daddy for a lot of years now So I know there's going to be a lot of different things and there's going to be things that maybe I don't identify with But you know, I've also done a lot of communication and I understand this the space So if you have somebody that understands that you may have a safer time Finding a place to be vulnerable with them, but if you're playing with somebody new who's like yeah, I think I'm into it But they haven't really experienced all the different stuff that happens There's a higher likelihood that they can do more damage because like when I was a young a younger daddy When I was earlier in my daddy, I did all sorts of damage because I just didn't fucking get so many things and I kept Adulting the little you know, there would be a little moment and there would be moments where I would start just you know I've done it with bunny in our early relationship where all of a sudden she's in little space and I don't realize she's in little space And then I start talking about crazy adult shit and then she's like Well, but to like speak on that too because I was thinking whenever you're in a relationship with somebody even if you are a little And you have that vulnerable little space I mean like I think still even though it was pretty safe for me to little with you and everything like I still There are still things that I could change to be more consider in our relationship to you know I mean like not like for instance that like just being aware and like consensual about like when I was gonna let all our things like that Just to make it even more successful as a part of our relationship kind of communicate that you're in that space Yeah, just like little things like that, but then ultimately like yeah, yeah, that's great I love that you talk about your responsibility and that too. That's wonderful because I mean if I was just like sitting here and started I don't know. Yeah, that's not gonna probably go over as well as if we had talked about it. Cool.
That is awesome Are we getting the wrap it up? We're getting the wrap it up. Thank you. Yeah, go back.
Wait a minute. She has clothing There she goes again. Are you stripping clothes? Oh, she's just showing her pussy to everybody spread her legs face down in the room How did you miss this?
No, no, no, I know it's naked. I just didn't know how Wow Muse just committed to the spread No, oh wait. Oh wait. Oh, that's feet.
Sorry. God damn chairs in the way That's it shows over. They'd like back down Goddamnit. We'll get back to this damn show What's next?
I don't know it's a thing We're burning new ones We just have two short emails that we received from our gmail account bakora wrote us is that hey guys I'm a longtime listener. I do love you guys and it often happens that after listening to an episode Someone on facebook asks a question that relates to the last show. Do you know that makes us very relevant? We're relevant Facebook sounds so funny because we're not that's why We can't say we're relevant Irrelevant irrelevant that's why we couldn't say it.
It's irrelevant On the show that I committed to oh no, that's irregardless that I have to give up You stop saying that but I did I practice you're so good buggy That boogie's little's coming out. I'm not a little bitch Jutty when I just adapt well to that behavior because it makes suck a dick What? God you just went from little to asshole Well, if I am a little I'm just a very vile vile You're gonna kick out of a lot of schools as a kid I was not a good little that's a good thing that you bring up because Your little is not necessarily who you were when you were little very true a lot of people are like opposite of what they're yeah And that makes complete sense because you're like, I don't want to be that you know or I don't want to be in that situation Because obviously there's so much survival going on That's it. Let's get back.
Yes. They finished off by saying also I listened to the anniversary show and I got ungurs two weeks total recall reference I don't remember ungurt. There's a week We call reference He'll say he'll say something and then go down. Did you get that?
Yes, there's a two weeks reference from total recall I haven't actually wait. Yeah, I've seen a movie. Um, I didn't catch it either. Okay Good good.
Yeah, people listen Not only people listen but they understand movie trivia like hunger does that's very true. I'm going to say is a lot more than you're not doing Yeah, he's very yeah, he knows he's relevant movies and music. Yeah, but he likes a lot of old stuff too Oh, all right from patreon garbage can mill. That's a great.
It says that a garbage pail kid name Remember? Why am I looking at the? I know Kids but okay, that was still she said or he or she I don't know says happy birthday Even if it's a tad late thank you. Thank you for that.
That's a pretty nice happy birthday everybody and by the way boogie I was on patreon. Yeah, I go there about once a week. I go there a lot less than I do our gmail Oh, yeah, I can't see that's the two half a p p show. Yes You said we have to say it with Kathy sick and going through all of her tests in may We didn't do the half a p p episode, but now she's not dying.
So this bitch has to get back to work Do you know what? Yes, you did somebody have a password to that site. I definitely wouldn't write that I think it's a little bit completely grateful that you did not I have evidence and people commented on it Right, you and I write shit on behalf of perverted podcast on different sites. I don't know we don't know We don't know what the other person wrote.
I have no idea what you write sometimes What's even worse is sometimes they'll think it's you but it's me And I had a whole conversation with somebody, you know, it was very light You know and then it kind of went into some dark and then this this this woman started sharing Some personal history boogie that all of a sudden I'm like wait a minute I'm a dude. Maybe this is something a woman would feel more comfortable sharing with a woman and all of a sudden I'm like hey by the way Because I know all of a sudden see that yeah the early initial thing had your name on it And I'm like, yeah, by the way, this is boogie. I hope this wasn't an awkward conversation and uh, you know, yay You know, I go into that supportive mode and it's like uh, but sometimes you have to think oh, you know, not everyone knows it She's eating care. She's like, yeah, it's funny.
That's what she said. That's it for a prevent I think there's a good opportunity to find out from dough. What's been going on in the chat? Um, there was some talk of having masturbation or even sex in a multi-person dorm room a couple of hours was like nah nah consent, but it sounds hot You know in front of other people who haven't considered it?
No, if they're like sleeping like masturbating while they're sleeping Like that's a bit more than like the time I've done with one roommate at like 3am when they're like passed the fuck out like wow Yeah, like who hasn't done that though Eight people yeah if they're asleep Eight people in their dorm I was like a party one time and one of my exes was just like masturbating me in front of like 10 people No Yeah Why do you think I'm so innocent? I don't know. There's just something about you You just you don't have a demeanor of a total pair of just running out and doing all this stuff. You've got a cute little laugh you've got um This sweet little smile.
She's naked and covered in bruises. You don't you know, willingly just shout out everything that you've done You're not very outspoken that way. So the default is oh, she's so sweet Like somebody masturbated me in front of people like what that's true. I look over her with my jaw drop with his This sweet little voice somebody masturbated me in front of my room full of people in and I'm like what?
It took me a while to get over it with me also and then I got drunk and they passed me around but it was consensual The only other good was the only other bit was an offshoot of that when the ladies have checked out very excited or interested when I introduced them to the The idea of let me get what's the correct fucking word the correct word is Injaculation When you do dry orgasms Oh, yeah guys when they're sleepy and lazy don't don't touch the sheets fucking all come like you could not do that and they're like wait what? Injaculation. Yeah, push down on the premium. So you don't actually ejaculate You can't go you orgasm.
You don't ejaculate It goes back in your body But crayons started that was he didn't try it. He just was masturbating. I was watching playing with his balls because I liked doing it and he orgasms And nothing came out What it's called being old no it didn't happen. It just shoots out after a while just a Dusty oh You know You know that's good.
I better go to bed by having strong pubic floor muscles are just pushing down the premium So it's not just you ran out of cum Yeah, I don't run out of my cum. I don't run out Yeah, no, you can't buy it when you get to a certain age Alright, I think that's it. That's all that's going on in jaculation A new warm bit. Um and then Libby saying that don't blame them for being missing chat because their time zones are weird.
Yes 20 That's a dedication I'll never be able to hear that without thinking until coming up with the fucking picture Zabria So this is a I have two of them. They're kind of short, but this might have been holding onto for a while And I'm sure it's been months since they asked sometimes I want our listeners are like like six months or a year Later, we answer their question and they're like hey, there's no guarantee I mean, you know, we'll you know we'll try to get to it Alright, Alex writes and says my mr So I've been looking for good resources for rope bondage ideas safety how to's etc I have found very few and the local classes unfortunately don't fit our schedules any tips advice and resources you have would be amazing Thanks so much for being your awesome selves boogie. We're awesome. Did you hear that?
Yeah, it's probably where we didn't answer the question I find it hard to really rope guy. Yeah, I have to do go on youtube You know what? You see so much shit. Here's let's let's let's start you know what let's start with youtube first There's nothing wrong.
I've learned plenty of ties. I've learned plenty of harnesses I've learned some suspensions and half suspension harnesses Absolutely, there is nothing that's going hopefully nothing that's going to be better with getting one-on-one With a physically with a skilled teacher who can actually work with you and move your hand and you know Do it this way that is absolutely the best way to be mentored into being better with rope But there is also if you don't have that available then then absolutely there's a lot of good stuff You can a lot of the really good rope people have done very step-by-step instructional videos And of course everything's risk-aware consensual kink I would surely suggest doing your best to get instruction before you try to put somebody up before you try to do a rope suspension That you've at least met with some people that really know what they're doing But ultimately if you live in an area and you want to learn how to do rope then then yeah There are a lot of step-by-step videos on youtube there absolutely are amazing videos online And of course you get everything from very funny But but still accurate that what are those guys called to naughty guys naughty boys All the way up to really detailed stuff that you end up having to buy from Midori and other experts at rope So I'm surprised that they haven't been able to find even doesn't Jay Weissman have a book on rope bondage and rope ties Definitely kind of there's a lot of good books out there. There are and you read any of them? No No, I know I have a list of things that I want to read at least have a list you know At least she has a list no uh rope bondage books are about the same as like how to fix a tv by book Oh no you need to have a basis I know put that down I can't do it again Oh my come up with all these women here in the love of come puff You absolutely need the basics and books are a great place to get books are a good place if you'll read a book But if you're gonna be honest It is really difficult if you're not good at manuals and stuff like that to see a picture and then put that in your head spatially It is really like a youtube video you can literally put the video on turn your laptop sideways while you practice Which I did with you many many times, but yeah, of course any information you can get some people do read very well or take information very well Absolutely, but if you're if you're buying rope that's a whole different story depending on what you're gonna do with it If you're gonna be doing things that can cause damage to people you really want to find a reputable Source of rope because yes You can of course buy jute and cotton rope and all different types of rope on ebay Amazon whatever and I've gotten some really good jute rope on ebay for for really cheap Absolutely you have to condition and burn it and and get ready for for tying yourself But you can get it, but it is really good to not mess around with your rope And to go to a place that's reputable people that sell rope and that's what they do.
I have a reputation, huh? Rainbow ropes is good Yeah, I've got to be pwn just got my own link the rope and then I want to burn to the end and I was okay And once again night those types of ropes are good for certain things But not right and not and like you know because then we need rope people in here because then you're gonna be dealing with ropes that have a core in it That that's can bunch up while you're tying and certain things so absolutely there's a lot of information out there Which is why there are so many resources from books to videos too I mean, there's just so much out there You don't have to attend a class if you don't have one just like they say there's no classes that meet their time schedule in their area Learn the basics find out what it is you want to do if you don't want to do a suspension anytime and all you're doing Is bondage in the bedroom? You're only gonna go down one direction and literally type in I mean I have seen so many videos online when I first started rope looked so fabulous to me And I couldn't stop watching these videos on YouTube and then when I got into I took the class You know beginners like pro villains class. Yeah, and um, yeah not for me Great, but I've been realized it's kind of fun But not enough for me to research and only have like a solid 20 minutes that I can tie and then I'm like I want to molest this person I want to cut them I want to do things so to the commitment to get to that level of Expertise I just had to admit that's for some people it's but you are a good example of this Okay, because not everybody who wants to get into rope wants to go clear to the other end of the spectrum and learn how to do Shabari Suspension crazy ass if you know all you want to do is find the bedroom if you know that you only want to restrain to make your partner Have that great feeling that they enjoy whenever strain if you know Exactly where you want to go just start with that.
Yeah, that is not required That does not require you to watch endless videos and buy all these books to learn everything before you tie a rope around the wrist Absolutely, but I mean once again going back to the safety Aspects of it it is very easy to cause irreversible nerve damage to somebody if you do not understand where the places that are safer to tie There's no safe, but that are safer to tie And a lot of that information can also be found online too go to more than one source You know don't just go with one source because what if they're you know information It's probably one of the best things to take out of this is get as many different sources as you can when you're searching And then use your common sense and if you have any and we're gonna put yeah, real plots of fun Hope that helps I was gonna be a totally lame topic, but I think we actually did that why I push these things into the show because we always go off on Attention sure do we have time for the second? Yeah, yeah, all right So this is just a random question nobody wrote this in does the environment one grows up in shape sexual preferences in relation to be Just some or are we innately born with these kinky desires? And I thought we might ask everybody on my can everybody in the room or if we have so you mean like when I was five And my grandma put clothes pins on my balls to make me a stronger man that kind of shapes my oh that was just some weird jerkoff Boogie, I think you should have shared that boogie Maybe we added that out buddy sure Well, like when I was a kid like I remember like being like little and Okay, who's random? But if I heard like friends tell me like that they got spanked or something I would be so interested in it And I don't remember like so I feel like I don't know that had to have been Because I was never like it's made for anything So I don't know where I got that from like why I got into that But I remember like being into stuff like that from little and then I have another very personal story that I'm not gonna share But that's an environmental thing that she's gonna tease us with that But like that I think kind of shaped my humiliation fetish So I think it could be a mix about that as a psychology like major person I mean everything's an exit nature and nature.
I'm sure there's parts of both Cool, so yeah, for sure. Oh, I remember we actually talked about this recently on the show we did it for me It's definitely before no, this is one of yours. I know I think you already did we did this question No, it was an under nature versus nature But so I can definitely say it's both for me because I remember being a very young child and having lots of awful Like rabie and like tying kind of fantasies and like I had some really fucking fantasies kid that I have no idea like really really Young and I have no idea where they came from but I also remember being taken to like tattoo conventions where they have all kinds of weird stuff And like kinky stuff, you know and like like I was introduced to stuff like that probably way younger than they should have been But nice so I think for me it's definitely it's definitely a mix of like I have no idea where some of this came from But I know where some of it came from like things in my past that definitely I can pinpoint as being things that brought me to Where I am today. I like these stories Kathy's getting all turned off No, no stop watching the naked women and tell us Look dollies I completely bent over now and and they're her gorgeous breasts are just hanging She's giving the show she can stay by the way.
I just want you know, she passed the audition pass the love Audition dollies find now you're gonna make anybody listening think if they come in if they're female like coming to the love lab They're gonna have to get naked or you're not gonna like them. It's terrible. I didn't I didn't see that boogie I didn't like is such a big as such a big word, you know, it's like of course I can like anyone you're cool You don't have to get naked But will I like you more you know on in addition to probably you know better communication and things like that in a certain level of exploration Oh boogie There isn't a virtual sign outside of that door Kathy just like Disneyland it says you must be this awesome to ride No, it says it right outside the door and I pointed out to be like a bajillion time But what is the point of that what does that mean it means that you have to well you have to be this awesome to write You have to be a cool person you have to be willing like a you have to have a certain level of of awesomeness or Working on yourself or having a goal. Yes.
No, you're just in there not even Yes, right. I've been shown the sign so I don't know what that means. Why didn't you show her the sign? I'm gonna show her the sign.
I'm just too Tell what about you? Yeah, I don't I don't think it was so much nature for me of just like self-nurtur's like oh just read the fanfiction And they all fucking be the same in it's like I look at something to plan fiction. I will be you reading this Three twelve maybe and you don't remember things before then that made you think of can't get you things in particular Not particularly the close like I think it was like maybe like I look the Scooby-Doo they get tied up I wonder What me yeah, oh, yeah, absolutely three years old three years old Hyperactive on on Rydland three four years old obviously you don't sleep and you sneak out and and then you lay you know You're laying in between the curtain and and the cool glass window naked and putting your butt up against it And then I remember once I took rose thorns and I poked my leg with it And I was like, you know and I was really obsessed with spanking even though they beat the shit out of me I knew there was a difference right I knew there was a difference in spanking I knew I did not like what they did to me because it was angry and non-consensual and I didn't have power and whatever But I definitely knew that there was a type like I wanted to give spankings to you know Other little girls and stuff like that but not mean spankings You know I kind of had a concept of that when I was young So obviously can you just say oh well? You were just acting out some sort of power control when you're a little bit probably you know I'm sure everything has an ounce of shitty and unhealthy and then an ounce of just natural kind of primal curiosity I remember once I was like just a little little kid and me and my friend We wanted to get this other little girl under the turtle so we could you know have her pull down her pants and show us And and I remember trying to negotiate with the girls mom You know and why we wanted to go in the turtle she's like why do you want to bring my daughter in the turtle?
And I said well, you know just need to hang out and she's all uh-huh What do you like she like she was hip she knew there was something not not right? Creepy little boys. I'm like we're trying to like work over the mom But she had way way more game than it she knew she did not let me take her daughter into the turtle That is hilarious. Goddamn it like a what's a turtle like a turtle Well, it's you know like in playgrounds They have like these big statues and one was like a turtle But the shell went all the way down to the ground and of course if you're little you could crawl inside of it and have some semblance of Whose phone is right.
I'm so sorry. Oh really? Our co-host that's demanding. I'm a co-host with the man.
Oh, now. Did you do it? Nelson? Yeah, I'll handle it.
Oh, so Dell handle it. He said we have to spank L now because I Badgingly now. Okay. I checked that.
I got a carpet beater over there. No. No, no when you do that you use clogger. They're nicer I got a kind of crepe spatula that would just be perfect right between your leg I have a lot of stories But they're pretty irrelevant to this conversation because whenever I would hear something or see something I just knew it excited me and I wanted to hear or see more.
I had no idea where that stuff came from I don't know why just like all of you so you see something or hear something or read something and it's then that's like what? What is that? I want to know more, but I don't know why that piqued my curiosity So you just actually reminded me of the show called taboo that used to be on like spike or something when I was yeah And they they went over a lot of like weird just taboo like not normal things and I remember like that's how I learned about like Hook suspensions and that got me that's what got me interested in that and like all kinds of weird stuff that I realized That's really shaped a lot of fetishes that I have now Love this this was fun. All right.
Do we have time for the people? There's not a course of time for a paper of hearts So we have a couple of shout outs for two new patreon supporters Allie and all to Anthony's back Mecomarti you is Constantly You know, it was like literally because he would always make green tea with lemon with lemon and it was like this perfect T and you was just over the moon for oh my god Anthony's tea is so amazing It was just so amazing and like literally I didn't know this guy so literally for like three months I was giving you I go swear to god if you jerked up in the fucking tea I'll stab you oh my god You don't think about these things you're going in a heightened sexual environment where some people may be creepy And I just tell people about this I'm like hey you offer open potluck to people everyone brings food Someone's like yeah, you don't want to have sex me great. You just ate my cum. You know think about it I know think about it and you'll eat some cum so I'm just telling you Careful, but I don't think you jerked off in it.
Well, then twice You've heard it podcast patreon family and apparently boogie just promise you two extra shows That's right June. We're like what two weeks in we haven't even done one well. Yes, you better. Why do you promise this shit snap to a devil woman?
I'm gonna make you regret having done that. I'm right here. I'm right here with a button ready to record. What is um, oh postage mayhem This is you know how I said I'm started selling my shit And I did this week and it was great to make a little money And I sold some equipment and made some people were happy to get it and that was nice And I have like all these toys and I'm like I don't use these toys I have all these kinky toys some of which I've hardly used it all some of them I have used but they're really cool, but I got to let go I literally have like 20 bags worth of toys So I wanted to start having auctions on our fat life page You know like every couple weeks, okay These are the three items and whatever and people if they want and they can bid on it And they know they they're helping me out and and they get something, you know a little bit of you know Whatever boogie, you know ass beating history it usually be you know And so but the postage is such a nightmare because like people in the UK we've already had people in the UK Oh, please send me things and it's like every time I look up postage It's like 30 bucks and you know I'm not gonna sell a $20 flogger to then pay 30 bucks in fucking postage So I know there's cheaper ways to do it But I don't I'm not gonna start putting stuff up until I can figure that out in the last two days I've looked up all the websites the postage websites and it's all like this isn't right.
There's some what do eBay people do and People heavy the buyer pay the shipping of course. Yeah, but I mean even even still no boogie No, it's not that I know it's not that much I know it's in one pound domestic in the US shouldn't be I mean am I looking at the wrong side USPS Coming I looked at it. You just go you put in the dimensions and the way it does Is it is shipping is expensive? That's why you have how do you order something in China that cost two dollars?
And they ship it to you from fucking China and they pay for the Shippers sketchy service and you're probably gonna lose your package. That's how that works Oh your package was lost let's send you another one because we don't want to deal with the hassle like literally they don't care But it shows up 90% of the time well, this is China. This isn't the US, okay? We have a minimum way here and more expensive so I give people free ship it just let it go and Have them pay for it go on usps calm wait it figure out how much it is Stick it in a box and they'll pay for it.
They're used to it We're all used to it You're the only one who's not used to it stop grinding in your heels to stop yourself or make a money Just have them pay for it if someone wants it bad enough They will pay the shipping for it. It's sure that we are used to paying for it or it would just be me taking it from this room I just don't ship it apart. Yeah, whatever pick it up whatever all right Very like Joe's mail or something like that Someone Joe who refused like a carrier pigeon. It's a very buff carrier Hello, my name is Arthur.
I am your character Fly you to that I can live 15 pounds on the each of you My wings if you want to live I know what Why is the pigeons name Arthur? I want this pigeon. They'd be happy Now, I just read a lot of cross over fanfiction is like you're mixing your voices. I'm good with this Oh, I guess we don't have some sort of special things we got one more special thing Yes, we do more special thing before we end this little crazy chicken coop of a show and that was Why's bunny flailing arms?
Yeah, man are so predictable Right over the edge of the laptop I don't like your little side right now. It's not little I like tits like I go Where do you hit the button please? I have no button there's no button like a jingle like you don't have like Sir insurrection send his videos his audio The spanking he gave his submissive for his birthday, right? So without further whatever they call that Right of the show is Hello, perfect.
It is I sir insurrection the Borg pork of the discord It is my birthday and unfortunately I'm not able to be there live in studio for this But I thought I'd share my birthday spankings now I personally I'm not gonna be taking the birthday spank But my slave slave bunny she shall and without further ado here we go There you are my gracious slave bunny has taken all of her spanking perfectly I want to thank you guys for being there for the past three years that I've been listening or plus and I hope that we Have many more together. Thank you guys That is our show my friends. Thank you so much for tuning in You know what I can't even to joining us in the love lab boogie Please go around the room and name off all your women I can do but they're not there my property well we have gorgeous lovely ow we have sexy lovely boogie we have Sexy little bunny we have sometimes Oh Title is uniballer good. I like that.
Of course. We have gorgeous panda lovely new and the new straight up out of pimpton Dolly on the bed right up at a pimpton night. It just that's very very you know what song I heard yesterday I have a ray. Oh, by the way, I didn't say anyone I got a car I got a new used car that actually blowing up.
I just saw your pervert a podcast won't be still out there I have a video I got put that on pervert a podcast of the radiator exploding and shooting out a It was quite impressive. It was a pretty pretty boring. Wow. This should be under potato mayhem.
Why do you mean this? I don't care about cars. Yeah, right. Talk about cars.
We don't talk about my DP. We just talk about you guys Delsing a missile my thing you did it a DP well, he's he's not is never mind. Yeah, what happened with your DP Were you so you double getting in or the receiving end? Oh, did you take the pink or the snake both we traded?
Oh Wait a minute. Did you wash in between? Well, I went one direction. He did yes.
Oh, so you didn't I full tower Wow If you went from one position and then we traded places he washed I went from vagina to not Wow, why do you leave the most interesting stuff to the end of the show? Like you didn't ask you know, this is where this is where this is the shit I talk about Kathy what that all of a sudden they like so I've been in the chair a few times I'm gonna start making I know you guys should this and that and you More than a few times and so I just want to tell you both on the end of the show here open your fucking mouths That's a jump in show you the sinker swim kids. No, no, no, no, no, you know, I'm sorry But we have time for this out. What was your weird weekend?
Oh, okay? So I'm gonna go real quick So I had a great scene this weekend where I finally got to brat for the first time in like once and it was fantastic I'm and then I had to drive really really far with really bad reasons on my butt and pick up dolly who just moved in with me So it was a weird weekend that is full around yet a little a little good. Okay, dolly good with that You want to? Foot up all right, so we got boogie's car at the end delz DP and alz weird weekend all we're saving it to them This will show you you listeners.
You gotta wait until the very end of the show or you might miss out on something good The potato sandwich Potato Works is that it that's it send your questions or comments to perverted podcast at gmail.com or give us a call at 424262037 That's it boogie actually ever listens to it and we'll be back that was show 210 next week coming back with 211 And we're gonna keep this This next song's called butter flap and it will be your new favorite song That is if you were in the market for a new favorite song Come out now this singing I'm a butterfly pretty wings flat flat flat in France. They like my legs at dinner So little frogs got a big long tongue. I'm a little frogs I'm a ski drum solo back in the middle of pretty little parkas. That's all