I'm not sorry for every I offend everybody so that's just that why apologize why why why we just do an entirely unapologetic show How about we just start with fuck you don't we do that every week? Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah, we do the following show is for mature audiences only listener discretion is advised and if you don't like it Please go fuck yourself. Yeah Hello and welcome to the previous podcast the show we explore the adventures of the kinky lifestyle sex and Kathy Is vagina no we don't know Kathy's Recording live from the love lab in North.
I like California in front of an actual perverted studio audience. Hello, Perverts I never get to say that lately. I'm Kathy. I'm now Bunny's just chewing on an orange slice.
I'm boogie. I'm younger. Yeah Hello, I'm girl. How have you been doing Make something up Other than the first of the month I've been pretty crappy what's what happened the first of the month?
Ohio, I think that's good. Did you see a bit out there? That's why I went to Ohio. Look at that Did you do some stuff we went to a concert what concert did you go to?
Camping Nice concert in the middle of nowhere in Ohio Ohio How was the weather out there thunderstorms on and off and clear otherwise jelly so jelly sounds actually was pretty nice sounds pretty Oh, hi, how's it this good? It's good. She working. Yes.
She's still going crazy doing stuff beating people up in her in her fighting group Oh, so much. We didn't we talk about that much. Okay. Okay.
Good. That sounds good. Well, yeah You had one good moment of your month even though I had nightmares about work. So wow wow let's cut that out Let's all just stop that.
We're gonna stop mental illness and having bad thoughts about work and bad thoughts about life Let's just go on and be like bunny and just chew on oranges. I think we all wish we could yeah We really wish you have a problem with citrus or you hate oranges that would be a shitty life But I think for the most part like that she goes she's doing it all slow cute. She's wrapped in blankets Sick, oh, she sniffles today. She was gonna sit on the mic too, and she's like no just would be bad And I'm like what we would just call this nipple show and she's like Or you know her nose is stuffed up so she can't you know breathe out of her nose so she would be mouth breathing into the Microlaw We just call it the creeper show or something why is she quarantined somewhere why out here amongst us because she's there to show me her vagina There is a chair.
Oh, thank you. Thank you. Happy now, buddy. I am I'm actually very happy.
I'm you know, I'm happy I do like women. I really it's a beautiful thing Kind of cool, and I'm not gonna be ashamed of that anymore anymore. I'm not you are ashamed of it before I know not really but maybe for moments, but no not really no women are awesome. You and Hollywood daddy That's got from the same clock.
Where is that scumbag? I know I read one of his posts looking for stuff this weekend So he's around I guess yes, you know he was here like a while ago But I just it's been a while and miss Evan him on the show because he is he is a perfect scumbag Hollywood daddy Well, he doesn't listen to the show. He has better things to do Well, I know he's alive. He's teaching a class fairly soon.
Oh really? Yeah, what's he gonna teach? I can look it up if you're like humiliation. He does a lot of the answer to that is yes, and yes It's always a mediation and something perfect splendid perfect very good.
So what is canis? Oh? With a K. Yes, like crampus creative explorer has retaliated for my making his penis talk and now makes my anus talk and has dubbed it Canis A penis yes, I like it Practice like those couples names like Kathy and is canis that is amazing just came up with that and he made my asshole talk And he's like hello.
He did the same voice. I am cat he's a nice My head talk was yesterday, please evacuate to music My hand is to not say that It was pretty funny. I could believe those words are coming out of his mouth I mean they weren't coming out of your ass. He's not a jokey kind a person and all of a sudden come off very like hey Two guys walked into a bar.
I know and all of a sudden he's like I am cat he's a nice. My name is canis That's the best thing that came that is amazing that is amazing Dell yes And games thank you That is old now yes canis tell him you have joined the ranks of the old granted You're on the younger side of the scales. You're now 30. It's all downhill from here.
Sorry But you know I want to make everyone as miserable as we that's right it's an addiction what you do your birthday my birthday proper I want to the hello kitty cafe and I cafe. I mean it's hello kitty themed they sell pastries But there's also a bar in the back. Oh my god Where is it they sell drunk kitties they sell kitties like cowboy shaped kitties that are like out like mojitos They sell like photos and things and it's all alcohol and actually fairly tasty. Wow.
Wow. It's really cute Drunk kitties. Yeah drunk hello kitty. I got treated by Pro switches so they go took me and it was great.
I've seen that all of the cute things So this is a BDSM club no no no no no no no I knew that work at sanctuary took me from So you just mixed all hello kitty alcohol and BDSM. Yes. Well that is an insane birthday as far as I'm concerned That's pretty good. Very good.
Very good. Anyone else have anything? I just had a lot of sex today. It was fun.
I did too It was fun. It was good rapy. Really? Yeah, nice.
Yeah, it was rapey. Was it rapey? Well, I mean of course money does you walk in the door? And and but then it was fun because you know we were gonna do some roles This is where this is actually good because sometimes you have an idea and it's like oh we're gonna do this type of roleplay And you come in the door and it's like I'm I have now prepared my roleplay I'm ready to go and then I start doing it and you can see within like 15 seconds the look from the other person is like We're gonna have to do some adjustments here because they're not in that headspace And then you're trying to work around it and you keep going and then eventually you're kind of like a board and then instead of doing this You have to kind of make these adaptions and what's good about that is we know each other very well We've communicated endlessly so that's one of the benefits of having partners that you've played with a number of times is that you can Kind of just flow, you know, it's like okay Well, I know she likes this and this and I like this and this and this and this and this is not going to work So instead let's just humiliate Mew who hates humiliation and I'll start pretending that she's my wife Who wants to have babies and then you start squirming like oh god don't do this to me She looks like a little right now like my sweet little wife that the Lord has given me the Bible tells you to submit And then you know bunny was you know dressed as a boy So she was gonna fuck my wife and you know and it got off so that later smile so yeah And then of course bunnies and then mues just flopping all that God no and then it then it became kind of rapey And then all of a sudden you's like well, I do kind of like rape Talk of the show because it's a really fucking annoying I say so why not just say anything Believe anything I say but it may be food for thought okay, whatever so what else we got?
Let's move on That this is a post by Christmas Bunny who is one of our returning authors and this was suggested by of all people Dell who left me the very lovely at Kathy which I love because I go right over there Somebody to be fair to this out for me I can control you and put at Kathy over pictures They think you'll hate no, but I have but right now pretty consistently someone named Kathy But not like spelled my name but somebody keeps putting at Kathy to get them to come over and I keep going over Why did somebody bring me over to this freaking picture? It's very annoying by God. I tell you this right now Don't troll Kathy. Please don't troll me.
So this is called communication 101 be honest with yourself She says we have strange relationships with feelings in our society We like to believe some feelings are bad and that we need to stop having them The truth is that feelings aren't right or wrong They just are by giving ourselves permission to have feelings rather than trying to stamp them down We leave room to explore the roots of those feelings This is a pretty long course I'll say right here in the middle she talks about several things like jealousy and feeling sad and Specific we deals with those and goes on to say once we have taken a moment We can ask ourselves why we think we are feeling those things without taking the time to truly understand ourselves There's absolutely no way to communicate what we need to a partner So the next time you find yourself struggling with negative emotions remember to stop take a moment to reflect and if necessary let your partner Partners know that while you have some things to share you need to spend some time processing where your emotions are coming from I love it. I love it. I'll tell you why I love it is because that's exactly how I do things Really? I almost I have to write them down I have to get my thoughts and order I have to figure out because my feelings I imagine I like a lot of people But for sure mind is just a jumbled fucking mess going on in there And it's hard to corral everything and get it in order to really figure out what it is that I'm going through So I will often tell creative explore.
I'm just is living a little over a little while I got it just processed I'm not spiraling don't worry and I literally just start writing it down and and then what I'm done You just by next week you know I can go over whatever it is I just want you to know Cathy that is not the majority of Relationship interactions I wouldn't do all that if it weren't from my crazy head I can't think straight when all these emotions are going nuts Whatever your head is crazy or not I'm just saying that is the most Practical fucking thing that you could possibly do is to take a moment before you come out with your feelings because once again Your feelings are valid because you're feeling them, but it doesn't mean that it may not be based off catastrophizing judgment or you know something impulsive or some past trigger or whatever and taking that moment to actually sit and Analyze what am I feeling? What's the real and it may turn out the other person is a fucking dick and you have to confront that behavior There's absolutely that's absolutely part of it in the in the 12 step programs they call it taking a personal inventory and that is Asking the question. What is my part in this situation? How did I either make it worse not make it better or contribute and a lot of times people do they just they spin catastrophized jumping you you you you you Did this to me me me you you you and they have a script in their head how it's supposed to turn out and usually it's the other person groveling in their Imagination and saying oh my god honey.
I was so wrong I was so desperately wrong that you are right So let me go to therapy and and and then you don't get that response and then it becomes a bigger fight and whatever but when you spend some time and you do that inventory and you go in and and you and there was another part in the article that says If you can't take an honest look at yourself How can you have an honest conversation that because you're only participating with one with one judgment? You're not even participating with you as a person that may be fallible and prone to occasional misinterpretation or whatever So I think if more people took that pause before running in and going what am I really feeling? What is this? What is it?
Is it a feeling in my stomach? Is it you know is it an angry is it you know even to just start from the physical and then move into how this thing? Affected you I just I can only imagine so many relationships would be saved right But I gotta say this is a learned skill this when I was younger Yeah I attempt at communicating or disastrous because I didn't know how and made all made worse by the fact that I used to get depressed often I could not control my feelings They it was hard to for me to figure out for myself who I was and what I was going through and how much of these were rational How much were irrational how much actually needed to be spoken out because someone else needed to take some responsibility? How much of it was entirely mine?
These are all things that I hate saying this and I wish it weren't true But I didn't start to learn until my 40s early 40s. Yeah real solid skills that helped me communicate well So there's also an arrogance sometimes you go in with and that's like when you start getting into that inventory Where you have this tremendous feeling like I've been wrong this person has wronged me So even the thought like a spec you know And there's some things that on the scale of wrongs are legitimate wrongs But any inkling or indication that you might have had something to do with it to perpetuate it to not protect yourself To keep yourself in that situation long enough for that thing to happen Anything that would point any responsibility towards you is usually met with this repulsion I didn't do anything wrong This is you know and then when you get more into it you can see wow maybe I did have a part in this Maybe not in this situation But I surely had a part in how I handled myself or a part of how I allowed myself to be in these situations Mm-hmm, and I think that it is just another thing that we don't do it No, we don't I'll do anything to say Not much else than what you guys said like it just takes a really long time to kind of get those skills and you have to actually like actively work at getting to being like a good communicator It's not just something that happens overnight like you have to actually put the effort into doing it So fucking true I'll still learn it And even when you know them actually to use them because you can know a scale and then just not use it when you're And also there's cheating when you can't like do it all in your head. There's worksheets like I have worksheets I just I totally have worksheets I have a scouring and they have like very different things like what do you want out of a conversation and like how are you emotionally in a Like different things to get sheets I can print copies I'm okay enough for the entire planet and all of our listeners, but like so see that's kind of like I think that's a great idea I never I mean if you search CBT not that kind or dbt there's various form dialectical Therapy and dialectical therapy there's More like emotional regulation issues because it's originally was designed for bipolar and I think also schizophrenia So they have issues regulating motions, but the worksheets are valid for anyone sure so what would you if people were gonna search online? It would be like Conversation worksheets communication worksheets argument with partner worksheets.
Um, where you find sheets? I like the sheets thing The exact name of the one that's in mind, but I think it's usually called in therapy like conflict resolution And conflict resolution if you just like various other versions of it I just like the idea because then that something like that actually helps you kind of go Just like anything to see yeah, you need to start it because I mean we can say you need to communicate with yourself and blah blah blah So you know the cows come home, but if you don't have some guidance sometimes you're like, okay Well, what am I supposed to look at and that can be very daunting? And that's that's maybe why it takes you so many years to actually have a plan of how you're gonna have a conversation with yourself So I like that I like sheets. I like they therapy good good stuff.
Good. Thank you so much Christmas money because she just keeps letting this user stuff That's pretty good Don't let me forget to play our new theme song. I did it. I did open up the studio this morning and make our new theme song Why we haven't why did we just for you and me?
Oh, okay? Doesn't apply to anybody else on this show a new theme song for the entire show No, no, you don't say I mean You might like South Park did a great thing where they had the original primus version and then like one year They kind of went techno E and her industrial and then they did kind of a cowboy And so I like that evolution but that would require actual effort on my part So I'm like no, let's just be like cheers or taxi or you know Some of the old classic shows and they just left the fucking same theme song over and over but no, this is Kathy and my I'm afraid to hear this. I really am. This is our new theme song No, we are old and our socks have mold we are bold We've been told that these years are gold years, but we know it's not true.
So fuck it It's our theme. I like it because it's all true. Yeah, we should accept the mold in my socks Okay, I just you know, so maybe you and your faux crocs or something or gather when you walk around catching Pokemon for 15 hours a day You know a little slight bit of mold in the socks wear sock with a plop. No, I wear shoes You know, it's supposed to well, yeah around here, but no, that's horrible for your feet You don't wear flip flops when you go out on long walks unless you're dead, huh?
Not on long walks the diatress Say yeah flip flops. No look at that. Did you just see bunny just casually just try to make happy? Yeah, well, thanks for that theme song.
That's very we are old. I knew every every show if we got a birthday song We have to play that song. Okay. Hey, I'll take both.
I don't mind. Thank you for writing us Very good. It's gonna make other people look at us and go what cool quality people cool old people They're gonna start talking to us like we're old soon. They're gonna go miss Kathy Oh god, nobody better do that everyone has to call Kathy miss Kathy.
So what do we got in for a moment? I was just a couple of emails from some lovely listeners This is who say this is Arteus from Montreal Quebec, Canada. I like any Marty's I'm working on my way to being a PPZ am That's very good. This is an old email.
They're probably made up by now But anyway, she says Kathy. I like your interventions. I have interventions and the fact that you somehow keep boogie and check I do not keep boogie and check She says boogie. I like your ideas your kinky world pointers and the fact that you put life into the podcast life And then says Benny and me keep it up at school It's great to hear both of you in your own way and under keep up your great overwork and great presence everywhere Did you just flip us off probably?
Oh my god? I paid you a compliment. Thank you. Thank you Arteus you just flip you off.
I'm just saying well, that's what ogres do I guess so I should have said that ironic Ali 27 rights and says I have This is kind of weird she says I removed myself from my local community due to concerns about personal responsibility in regards to specific active members So I wanted to say thank you because being able to listen to the podcast has allowed me to keep feeling like my kinky self This podcast gives me the connection to other people who think like myself. Well, that's nice That is both wonderful and tragic Yes At the same time because it's not I mean when a community I if I understand the the writing right It's true Sometimes there's a lot of toxic people in the area that you're in and if it's a smaller community that only has one club Well, you can go and play and feel shitty being around those toxic people or you can take a break and remove yourself From that and if it's a small if like here in Los Angeles, of course, we have 20 different clubs and and all sorts of Exactly. Well, I mean, there's there's a lot of there's no there's a lot of clubs out here There's at least eight. Yeah, public facing.
Yes We we definitely have more opportunities But it is kind of sad and we know this is is the case with a lot and that is definitely for Kathy and I at least one of the driving forces Of being here just knowing that there's those people out there that don't have as many choices and some have no community or whatever And we get to be that little family. Yeah, that's good I'm sorry she has to do that. Yeah, I hope it works out You know, I hope that you can work through that or you know start your own dungeon or start private party at your house or apartment or Go start stealing purses. I don't know.
Hey, don't tell our listeners You know this is definitely a fetish and you know do it Consensual yeah, do a consensual consensual person acting that'd be amazing. Excuse me. I'm I have a fetish can I steal your purse? Well, I'll know something like a kidnapping scene where you like negotiate beforehand.
Yes. Yeah, but then you include the putty I guess yeah, I play little old lady with my handbag. What do you mean play? You Hearts are cold they are I got better whenever all these wonderful young faces here.
They're like life is just filled with opportunities I'm just gonna I'm just gonna take things. I'm gonna be positive Sentuate the positive. You know you're just too negative and we're like shit You can't keep off my lungs Have a lot of some telling people to stay off my line God damn I'm just kidding you guys are nihilist and sad just like us. Thanks for hanging out Thanks for the pretty thanks for yeah, they do they look a lot.
Yeah, I'm pretty too happy. Oh Notice I was left out of that company work and speak you as we absent from that conversation You certainly hadn't been insulted like you need a boost. Oh, you know, what's right? Yeah, I know it's a new segment time new segment time new segment time what your cup run a dollar hopefully not If you feel it with blood then it won't become a clot.
Oh My god That's not a jingle take it away out Hi, Al. Hi, so we were gonna we had a show We had a show a couple weeks ago and we were talking about the menstrual cup and you had said that you were gonna come back with some information I yes, I did tell us tell us about this now. What is the menstrual cup? So it's a small silicone cup It's like the size of a shot glass and it's shaped like a funnel and it has like a little tube on the end of it And it's basically just a silicone So it's really soft and you just kind of like fold it in half stick it up there It makes like a it creates like a suction cup kind of thing up in your vagina and it keeps any blood from leaking out And all the blood goes into the cup and you can leave it in for like 12 hours Which is cool and you can take it out at any point holds about one ounce of blood which is Like two times the amount of like a heavy flow pad or tampon so it can hold a lot of blood right and to take it out You basically just reach up in there squeeze a little bit so it breaks the seal hold out dump it in the toilet rinse it out But I can you do that for your whole period.
It's just a bit long for a long round for a long time Yeah, they've actually they were invented in the 1930s, but they didn't really become popular in America until the late 2010s And in the 1930s they used to lube them with Lysol to put him in because that was more hygienic There was surprise there what back then you know, these were all male doctors and they said you know let's you're making this up Okay, maybe not with the cup, but I did read that in the 30s or in the like whatever back in those fucking lower paleolithic eras That doctors recommended douching with Lysol to clean yourself out. Oh, I didn't hear about that Yeah, so it was bad bad. I mean there's bad info today, but it was actually a lot of 2010s that's when it's Yeah, I'm becoming really popular in America in the 2010s and ever since then it's just been booming Like there's a million different brands now that make these cups and it's just doing insane I say I started using it in the 90s so you okay? My heart is cold damn right damn skipping well I became more mainstream.
Yes lately I think it's I think it's really switching with the whole like you know eco-friendly thing people are just like Oh, you can because they last up to like 10 years if you take care of them so for 10 years Yeah, throw stuff in the trash now This is what I had this question We said we were gonna do get to do any research on because there's so many women now that are after 10 15 20 years of having breast implants that Not the you know, obviously they fill in with saline the last 20 years and not whatever silicone But even just having that plastic in your body at micro deterioration is causing all these auto immune disorders Whatever I have one friend in in Texas that is just literally just violently health problems I have my other friend who had her breast implant should be our next segment because that and that's so that's a question on you have that up inside you for Not permanently like resting plants, but you know four to six days a month You have this in your body and if you're keeping it for that many years There is gonna be some level of micro deterioration on the on the silicone and that would be absorbing back into your system And can that I did look into that and I didn't see anything about that So I don't think that's really a concern with the menstrual cup It kind of the only thing that I saw that was kind of a hazard with it is if you don't wash your hands like any other tampon And you put it in you're gonna give yourself some sort of infection So that's kind of like the only health risk I saw with the menstrual cup that they've studied anyway, okay You really gotta be careful with that because it's so easy to just walk out of there and not wash your hands or just Bring your hands and and that's not something you don't want to fuck with that when you're inserting things inside of you You absolutely be watching with warm soapy water and and it might be kind of awkward And if you go to like a public restroom to take it out or something But like no one's gonna care just go wash your hands go wash the cup out like it's fine Just wipe it out with like a paper before you take it to the same You're washing your your blood cup in the sink. Yeah, this is not a good thing. I mean people are gonna care Yeah, because you know, it's not it's not that big a deal because you're washing your hands after you wipe your ass anyway out in the sink Right, so I'm just saying it's not it's not okay So what you do is you take it out you dump it in toilet You just kind of like wipe it out so there's no actual residue left on it other than like micro whatever and then just wash it out in a sink And then put it once again I I'm pretty liberal on on that But when you're talking about people that are very paranoid about bloodborne pathogens and things like that and you don't know what every single person has And now they're splattering blood in the sink some people might be very uncomfortable with that That's right because not everybody is going to be as efficient as al As a fucking janitor I have seen what I thought was somebody had an abortion or a miscarriage in the bathroom And I'm like what the fuck's going on and I even was like hey And I didn't even think about the cup and that it might have been you know, just somebody Asshole that once again, they're assholes. Yeah, so or you know, maybe they did have a miscarriage, you know, who knows Yeah, you know, I did not have a good time with those things in a public restroom because let me tell you Maybe I mean it took me a while to figure out how to do it stealthily So nobody could see but it is a pain to have to get that thing out You're gonna you get the shit all over your hands at least I did because I was had really heavy flow periods I mean, I unfortunately I had the cramps and the heavy flow I might I just had an absolutely abysmal time as a teenager And that was not an easy thing to do is to maneuver my way open the bat the door without getting my blood anywhere Go over there rinse it out and then hobble back into the salt because I didn't have actually pulled my pants up all the way Because I'm still bleeding a little right and then because it doesn't come out all nice and neat like you would imagine It's just if you accidentally tilt it the wrong way.
Oh my go see I don't have issues Amazing it is for those of you out there if you're lucky and you don't have that that problem like elders That's great. Everybody every woman is different every woman is in it and and your period is gonna change over the course of your life So I used to have really bad cramps. I stopped having cramps in my late 30s. I was really happy about that But don't feel bad if like me you have a lot of trouble doing this it's a lot easier at home because it's a Big and reach I mean wouldn't that be like a consideration I mean we're just trying to find the best the best choices for all I mean something that I try to do when I'm using the cup is I'll try to Empty that because you can work for to put it in for 12 hours I'll try to do it like at night when I take a shower and then I'll wait till I'm like at work And I can use like a work restroom the next day to like empty out again So it's not like super public there are still people who go in there But it's just people that you know and like right yeah, they're all kinds of tricks that you know, yeah I mean once again, it's it's something a lot of women now use and and if it's effective then why not absolutely Why not is it gonna be perfect for for every vagina?
No, you typically a lot of people have to end up going through several different brands to find The one that fits them right? Yeah, so can't just cut a water balloon in half and just stuff it up there Oh, maybe I'm younger with his clown, you know balloon pump Just fill it in there. Did you just advise our listeners to put pump air into their vaginas? Oh, yeah, that's bad.
I'm like no just a balloon no, but it's balloon pops. You're gonna you're gonna have an emoll You could well no here's how oh my god look you mu is just nodding her head like this like this like total doctory Yes, it can be done if you insert the water balloon into the vagina and then take a slow moving Source of water and fill the balloon with water inside of the vagina now. There's no air now You're getting that stretching feeling it's kind of like when I fuck you and pee inside her Yes, you did you never done that no my god, you're not You Never had that done you You drink a lot of water and flesh out all the toxins so it's basically just clear water I'm sorry it is one thing for Al to pee in a bucket. It is another for you to pee in the mute It's news favorite thing in the world.
No, it is literally here and it's very difficult takes a lot of skill Yeah, right to be no it does because you have to not be completely I've talked about this on the show haven't I don't think you have I've never heard I've never heard I've never heard it. I've never talked about every show really well Then yeah, the peeing inside of people is a thing because it's like literally like I said you literally just fill somebody up It's like you know, whatever your fantasy of tentacles or you know horse-comb You know just where you're just blasting gallons of come inside someone It's very similar to that kind of fantasy because you're being so filled and it's warm and you know body temperature And it goes inside so yeah, but you have to kind of you can't do it completely hard Otherwise you can't pee so you kind of got a it's a kind of half Guarantee you there's some listeners out there going. Oh, yeah, I believe it's just there's none in here except for me But nobody really nobody's thought about that or it's too close to water sports for many huh? Well, I tried to get her to do it, you know or she's tried to get you to do it.
I'm yeah, we should check in with hunger I'm good. Oh, she's literally just asleep in the chair wake up. I'm good. Yeah.
Yes, okay Yes, is there anything going on in the chat room? Yeah, we're talking we're talking about peeing inside of people yeah And other things and personal things and a TV show that we were watching and you're watching TV during the show kind of It's relevant. Oh, yeah. Yeah, is it a show about peeing inside of people?
No, but the chauffeur say this Oh, no, no, what is this? It's called flinch. Oh This is a game show yes, yes, what what I just read about this go ahead tell them Oh, the whole thing is if you flinch you lose and they do things like swing tires at you and stuff It's like it's like right on my alley for cake. I want to do this at the shelf.
It's truly funny for flinching Yeah, they'll shock you with a counter-prod which I So in other words your basic human instinct to protect yourself and not be hit by a tire is being negatively reinforced And then they have judges to judge It is predicament bondage situations done for Well, you know it's basically stuff I do here risk a American It is a full it is a kinky game show. I don't know that they said how to do that, but it is amazing Yes, you know going YouTube and Watch this like get a bucket of ants and like just like dump it on stuff with insects and rats yes It's just like a really good fear factor or something. Did you say emus? You know the fuck you go to the goats the goats.
That's pretty awesome I love all of this out of context. Yeah, look how I made it. Oh, good looks now look at them and animated over here electricity All kinds of it's pretty nice. Yo, I see sniffles stop throwing your your germs over here That's it on your nothing else going on in there.
No, that's enough really that's pretty good I wouldn't flinch I would just move I don't care I don't care I don't care they count blinking I don't care blink but then you can try it. I would not be good on this would lose right away I would fucking shoot someone don't put that I would not volunteer They taught you to actually strap you down with like sometimes I would not do that But yeah, we would just not volunteer for that show ever that you know who's show that sounds like my Michelle That you get me yes, basically that's when she created the show. Yes, she's a producer on the show. That's her side gig That's pretty fun.
All right, but what are we talking about? What do you mean what do you mean? What do you mean? This you said let's do it next weekend.
We'll research it and we'll talk about something. Oh, that's you Well, who was that I thought there was a letter that somebody wrote about hair pulling? Yeah, they just asked about it. It's somewhat No, but yeah, I just see hair pulling yeah, let's talk about where we need the girls This is the girls just went to lie down should not feeling good.
Oh the one that I was gonna pull the hair the most on That's all right. Go sleep on again. Look at you. You got cheeky blanket around you dying You know it's great You know it's great is that she's all sniffing and sicky and sniffly and then she's like, you know Sometimes people get a little hot when they're sick and so it's like she's like and then I'm like you know trying to find Gibbles on my Pokemon map and I turn around and she's literally naked bent over the bed Just like literally with her ass just there and I'm like this is an invitation isn't it?
I am not stupid Fuck Pokemon go So yeah, but now she's she's then sicky, but no this was gonna be as someone was asking Hey, can you talk about hair pulling? Yeah, and that is I don't think we've talked about hair pulling No, we've talked about it a little bit like let's you know Let's kind of get into it and talk about because obviously hair pulling talking about hair pulling would be almost the same as talking about eating pussy Or any other number of things that are like multi dynamic because every head of hair is different every set of nerves on every scalp is different and Some people get aroused by hair pulling some people get very pissed off by hair pulling and then it depends on how you pull some people Most people despise yanking and a lot of people maybe like at the base of the scalp where you get the the fingers as close to the scalp Is you mean there's a million different ways to pull hair for a million different effects? And so maybe today we could kind of talk about some of those things and what you like and both you know Dell has half-ad hair Unger has no hair anymore his hair is short. I never like it when people pulled your hair Yes very much when it was done blow my ass.
Okay. Wow. Remember that's it's gonna be that long Yes, no actually he just cut off chunks of it and glued it to his ass People could be asleep with my brain here But you like it also being pulled well that was part of braiding it yeah pulling on it Oh, I'm gonna do you like pulling people's hair. Oh, yes, does aki get a good hair pulling frequently?
Do you actually take her and move her around by the hair? Okay, little sticky pants like an oven oh my god, don't have a you I like giving I have my hair short So I can't accidentally get yanked because I find when people like they won't bring like my go Like oh hair pulling is rough housing like ow like I keep it very so I can't be like like those that like creak my neck They pull so hard sometimes People like god don't they know what they're doing? Because they like it that hard when it's done to them like even though I like that is the worst No, it is the best point Dell's very very very much do not approach somebody else and assume that just because you like it that way That's the way they like it. Thank you for this fine evidence Dell that you should always try to find out what the other person likes Because they may not like it the way you like it.
Yes. This is why I have a giant spreadsheet She's kept back with a paper work Dell's entire house is just you know how to negotiate opening cupboards the house of dough. That's it No, my house is a mess. No, I'm afraid a sword.
No, no cupboard worksheet. Well, that's very good owl. Yes What type of hair pulling are you into? I like most kinds I really don't like my hair getting yanked on so like when somebody grabs it at the end of the hair And it gives that snap at the scalp.
Yeah, I don't like that because it usually ends up like Dell said like cranking my neck Like it just really hurts my neck, but I like like a steady pull or like being led around by my hair is fun So what you mean by steady pull it means like you're not you're getting that pull and you're holding it there And you're kind of adjusting with the person which I also have an old lover who had a new lover that was an experience and literally moved Her fucking vertebrae in her neck and she had permanent permanent back Behind and just yanked he got handful of hair There's about four inches of snap room and he just yanked and literally just fucked up her whole neck It's a lot of power, you know, you get that snap and you have a big, you know, it's a normal thing too A lot of people don't really think about like oh, it's actually dangerous to do that You know, hey, you gotta hold somebody's neck you you're because you don't have your hands around their neck You think oh well, I'm just pulling their hair no motherfucker their head is attached to the fucking hair and that's like Yeah, that's a good comparison. It's like whiplash. Don't give it absolutely It's horrible so the type of hair pulling you like like being led around and then you like base of the scalp kind of like where Someone runs their fingers. I mean my hair is pretty short anyway But I like it when it's a little more central or they're like kind of like run their hands through my hair and then like grab just kind of pull Yeah, very good.
I know you likes a little of the hair pulling what's really great. I mean I I just say I Mean I tug on my beard all the time when someone comes up and tries to yank my beer I'll literally just poke you in the fucking throat I mean people you know in the past I've been like oh beard and they give that little tug or yank to like fuck with you And it's like I'll punch you in the fucking throat Don't yank on my fucking beard because they're on your face those little in your face is a lot more sensitive than your head So it may not be well, you know people get silly and they whatever wrestle and I just you know I don't like being touched a lot and so sometimes people will have tried things in the past. They don't do it much after that Usually I don't do much of anything. Yeah, it's true But as far as pulling Absolutely, it's just such a great way to take control of somebody I love obviously hair pulling and then forcing someone to suck my cock That is great Just put literally getting that big handful of hair at the base of the scalp and just squeezing until like literally I own their Head so I'm not yanking or whatever and then I can literally just I'm gonna guide you I know own your head and I can turn with my wrist and I can just move you where I want I can put you on your knees I can do things to you so that kind of stuff.
I really love but then of course there's also just which was very funny When I was in massage school, you know, I was kinky and they're like hey Don't tell people about the dominatrix stuff that you do. It's always dominatrix stuff That's all non-kinky people know of kink and they're all don't try to corrupt everyone Which I totally did I brought in cupping kids and you know taught you know hair pulling techniques and stuff like that You know things I learned in the dungeon and I and and so in in in massage and you're not maybe in some of the spots They don't let you do this but I mean what an amazing feeling to when you do it slowly when you're you know You're massaging the face and you're doing the temples and then you just slowly You know comb through the hair with your fingers and then gently start to increase the pressure with all the hair that You know that stimulation is amazing literally one of the biggest tep getters you'll get you know Rubbing the ears and pulling the hair and it was funny because we were in massage school And there's this girl total like Scientology virgin just turned 18 But what did you do like stay the fuck away from her and she was well cool Whatever I'm in school these people are not kinky. I don't have an attraction to them I'm there but you know we work and we practice on each other while we're in massage school And I had this girl and I I did the thing with her hair She was on her back and I you know I was working doing you know whatever Man sure you're in face massage thing and And for headaches which actually works And I start doing the comb thing and literally her like she had never had her hair pulled in her life And she just goes oh What is that and I swear to God my partner who is a little more closer to my age you know another Woman that I was training with looks at me with that just snap that just looked at me And just what are you doing? And I look at her as I have her hair and I go it's hair follicle stimulation technique and she's like oh my god That's amazing Literally the next day this girl comes in and goes No I said you know I don't have to fuck you, but doesn't mean I can't suddenly corrupt you Hair follicle stimulation you just bring that you know you change the name on something I mean you know orange ruffy used to be called slime head and nobody bought it just remember that type of fish Orange ruffy twelve fifteen dollars a pound right used to be called slime head nobody bought it It's an amazing tasting fish.
It's all in a word change the name orange ruffy. Yeah, you get it You're so stutter when you get that faux expert. Yeah, you get that thing in your voice Cleaning shut up Kathy man's pointing going out here. I am I'm answering Let's do you do you know how we can do some demos of some hair pulling now or what no no no no Well, we got to have someone that can be the only one will be your guinea pig I think I need well I could do it.
Huh? I could do it. Okay. You ever receive receive Receive all right.
So Kathy. Do you want to do some hair pulling? No? Sorry, I guess everything that was shut up.
My heart is cold leave me alone. All right. Well, I'll go over and so You talk through some different types of techniques and we'll try them out on out Wow that's fast run over there, but you run I'm sitting okay, okay, what you do I do your thing that you just mentioned your hair follicle technique thing First you would you start obviously with some temple inside are you just fucking with it because you know? You're just gonna go for it This is what you do to the innocent you start with the temple and you ask them for the technique The technique is on the innocent years a little bit and then where you're gonna come is it's kind of like you're making Yeah, hold on a second hold on a second.
He was gonna hold it. Go ahead. Okay, sorry That's it there we go. So yeah, it's pretty much like when a cop tells you to put your hands behind your head you interlace your fingers You're kind of doing that except you're not in lawyer's and your fingers You're kind of doing it through the hair So you're kind of coming as close to the scalp because if you have once again see how that snap is there even if it's like an inch away It's not gonna feel as good.
I'm gonna just be pulling the neck So if you kind of come in and dig at the scalp and find that handful How does that feel out? It actually feels really good You should have seen her eyes and then you can start increasing the pole and then of course you can turn your head where you want it And then make her suck your dick don't you move your hands up further into like the top of her head I mean that I mean it's kind of work the whole scalp is a great way like even if you just kind of if you're coming from the side With one I do this a lot with people with one hand you just run your hand up the back And then you kind of pull back and you say you're going where I want right yeah I mean yeah, but I'm a huge masqueist Yes, so I mean it really depends on how much intensity you put into the pull then of course you can just do small Pools where you just get like little pigtails in your hands And you just kind of give like little little little tugs You're just grabbing like little clumps of a couple thousand strands of hair and then you're just kind of massaging the scalp like that What about bunching up like a ponytail at the base of her neck and then just using that? That is great, but you kind of have to kind of like as a guy I don't have hair anymore So I don't know how to make a good ponytail But if you grab only part then you don't get any pull on the top and then the ponytail flies all over the place So you have to be able to kind of twist a little and get a little bit more hair. How's that great great?
Okay, well then tell me what is wrong with that what's wrong with it? No, I'm trying to get a good pull so talk me through the Pull okay, I don't know what I'm supposed to say That hurt more than the last one okay? It feels great. It's just very sudden.
Yeah, I think you're catching her by surprise when you do the hard pull right like it Do you prefer it more gradual usually? Yeah? I'm sure I'm cool. So do you come in all right?
Let's see and get under there and just like massage the scalp and then work your way and then just slowly close Yeah, yeah It's just a gradual like build up of pressure on my scalp and it feels much better than just harsh This is a good example because he can yank on your hair But there is a limit that you have where the the last Point two seconds of what he did was too harsh of a surprise where it just happens really fast Yeah, it was just very sudden and in some like in some cases That's like that's like kind of the scene you're going for than like cool But in most cases I prefer that gradual buildup of like pressure Let me just say that this is great because like you said but most people don't realize how dangerous and how actually how How detailed hair pulling can be if you're not communicating well And you're just assuming like like delwis saying earlier that if I like it this way that means you must like it This is the way I've seen it done or I'm assuming this is the way they like it You won't realize that the expression on her face when you were doing it gradually and didn't do that final fast part Well was nine day compared to what you did when it was a hard Yeah, and you would never know that if she didn't communicate it with you This is an indication of how much now if you're lucky I'm just gonna write myself if you're lucky You're doing it the exact way they want and you don't have to communicate much But that doesn't happen that often I think that you really need to negotiate well and to communicate well to your partner in order to get a really Fabulous hair pulling experience. I know I agree because there's I mean I've been pulling hair for for years and years and years And I've had plenty of women that are like oh you suck at this like even say like to grab guys don't know how to fucking pull hair You know and it's just like okay Well, you got to tell me how you like exactly Because you know I am a guy and I can learn how you like it personally the same with how you like your pussy licked You know that everyone is different and there may be some general You know ideas that we've talked about where you get that full thing You just haven't us wrap up the hair pulling me because she's a slut number of paper mouth later by yanking her hair But I think I think like you said, you know everyone is different And so just really I mean explore with your partner You know just say hey can we just explore hair pulling tonight and then just say hey We'll talk let's talk through it and what you like because I know some people that literally the thing that drops Them to their knees and makes them you know wet as fuck is that quick tan grab? I'm taking exactly that is their thing like they get all shivery But you know with without and I find that with Pete it also depends on the thickness of the hair and you know It just I think thinner hair is more sensitive. Maybe I think so Yeah, like people who have really thin hair or just don't have a lot of hair in general They're scalps are just more sensitive than people who have really thick hair because they're I feel like I have something to do with the fact that Growing up with really thick hair you kind of get used to yanking on it So, you know get knots and stuff out of it.
So you just kind of build up that tolerance. Good discussion. Thank you very much for the demo Yeah, welcome Let's end on some hair yanking Yeah, that's our show. Thank you so much to everybody listening, especially our page trans supporters In the love lab tonight we have I'm always back from the day.
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