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How you doing? Ooooh, did it! But in there! Did it!
You have to die yesterday, didn't you? I had a great day yesterday. I'm very tired though. Oh, mental, just mental drain?
Getting beat is, you know, abbot. If I want to contextualise it, we'll be talking about game football. Yeah, alright. Anybody who listens to this knows that never went on play to the game.
A lot yesterday, another great time. Thank you very much, Gaz. If you're listening. Just gonna put my cup of tiny bit right.
Why? Just because it's in my way. No, you want to see me play? Yeah.
Oh, fair days. Yes, it was all day yesterday and then came back. I was absolutely fucking exhausted. We got to open some packs, it was a fun time.
That's great. New Lord of the Rings. Lord of the Rings set, fun stuff. And then, got in bed and I was absolutely fucking starving.
Starving, right? So, try to order in a Mac is. Like, halfway through me putting things in the basket, cochiest amounts of cheeseburgers and fries. They kicked me out and said they weren't accepting orders for the moment.
I just think it's poor show. So, I got really angry and made myself a sober part, which was tasty. And then realized collision was on. So, watched all the collision.
Well, when I say watched all the collision, I didn't watch, watch it because I was too busy looking at program, I didn't ask, but I had half an ear and half an eye on it while it was on. So, I've got some thoughts on collision. A bit like me was SmackDown. Yeah, just a bit of half of it.
I might have played a bit of a fan half of this time. While it was on. So, you know, as soon as people start wrestling, I'm like, Ah, what's the point? What's the point of this?
What's the point? Although I should watch because the matches are literally about two minutes apiece. So, I should just watch the matches for... Hey, hey, hey.
It's up to them. Like, you, you, you, you, dipping in out of things is on them. Yeah, it is. Because if it was great, show and capture attention, you'd watch all the matches.
No, nothing keeps saying on to attention these days. Unless you go to the pictures and you cope with buying it. The pictures. See, like, go to the flicks.
Yeah, like, unless you're there, you're not, anyone, then people get out of it. Even that, yeah, even that, right. So, here's a story for you that I've not told you. OK, go for it.
Not a big deal, but I'm obviously going to jazz it up now, like it was. But the, so I went to the cinema with a good friend the other week, last week. Yeah, I watched the Boogie Man. Yes.
Because out of everything that was on, that's why you wanted to watch. Joe White was all right. OK. We went to see, so like, we kind of got a thing going of horror films, even though horror films are, even though I like them, they are the worst fucking films.
So, we went to see Evil Dead Rises or Rise or whatever. And that's the biggest pile of ass I've ever fucking seen outside of Abe Lincoln and Van Puyallen there. It was awful. But this was real, this was good as a horror film could be.
Yeah. So, what's that there? And there's a guy who is on his own. That's absolutely fine.
There's nothing wrong with doing that. I do that. But he's on his phone like every 10 minutes, right? And then, halfway through, he fucking broke out of, what's it?
A Shikitree board. What's the call? A Shikitree. Broker, Shikitree out.
No, I don't know what it was, but I smell the hummus. Oh my god. So, he had some fucking plate going on. Shit.
And I was just like, how many people are in the screen? It was weird because I looked at the book in, and the whole of the back three rows were like blocked out. Well, I blocked out. That's what I thought.
I thought shit. Like, are we going to be sitting there with all the kids? But they were all empty. So, they just blocked out the last three rows.
So, it's probably about 10 people in there. It's a two o'clock show, whatever it was. No, it was a two-class ball, wasn't it? A two-class ball show, we're enjoying the day, you know, getting many people.
But I didn't, you know, it didn't annoy me or anything. The guy wasn't annoying me because, you know, he wasn't being like obnoxious about it. Like, he tried to keep his phone under a coat, so I only saw it like the odd time, so it wasn't a month. Do you know what, actually?
And this is really like, nadamine though, moment. For a bit of context, when either of us are telling the other one about a particularly boring thing, we finish it with nadamine though, because it's- That always means we've just said something, we bored ourselves, but we talked about it. I'm usually telling you like a story about Morrison's and how they've run out of something. And I'm going into Fatty, which detail, I catch myself and go, wow, you've become that person.
I think everybody does that though, don't think- No, no, no. So, I don't mind people on the phones. The reason why I don't mind people on the phones is because it's a redundant argument because there's two massive green exit signs, either side of the fucking screen. Right.
So, you know, what's another light shining in me pissing face? Have you had any of this security coming around? Because they do none more and more often, but they're not in the camera's arm. No, no, I didn't notice it.
There's been times when I've noticed it, and it's like freaked me out. Yeah, but when you don't even come in and you're just looking at someone, just sort of in the darkness, like, halfway through the bell. When we were at scene of this, and we were the only two people in the screening, and there was- Yeah, yeah, and that guy was just stood there for ages. And he's like, it must be a thing, like, because obviously the only ticket he sold was to a man and woman.
Yeah. But it must be like off a foxade. I mean, they've got to know when they come in once and see we sat on the second run. Yeah, the back.
I get it. I'd be like, right, this is going to be one thing's going to happen here. One thing's going to happen here. But we always sit at the front, so- There's nothing sexier than a film about a rowing scene.
It's one losing their mind from rowing, but it's hard to get me off. It's about to film. No, I find those security people really freaky, but apparently what they're really looking for is people filming films. But- I mean, we fucking get all the cams from like, career and shit.
I couldn't film a film in the UK. Who cares these days? We're talking Disney, plus I don't like two weeks after. Like really, you know, cams out of thing anymore to me.
I always wait for the- No, don't. I always buy them. Yeah, so I had a good day yesterday. So I am well.
I'm very tired. We kind of like just got into the swing of this, like straight away. What's it today? Yeah, yeah, yeah, because normally it's kind of a bit of fight in it.
It's a lightning in it. It's a lightning in it. I'll do it later. I'll do it later.
I'll do it later. But no, you were- You slept a bit longer because you came to bed a bit later. And so I just started to watch it smack down while you were still in bed. Yeah.
Yeah. I couldn't do raw. No, raw three hours. I don't think I can do more than now when I'm actually- Raw's fucking three hours.
Two hours, 35 minutes if you get a- Oh, something else. I'm so much crossover anyway at the moment because I'm in the bank. Right. So it's- I don't know.
Well I know nothing of what's going on. I don't even look. I have seen one thing because I've never said about it, which was something off Raw, which we can maybe talk about later. Okay.
Because I've only got one point, but now it's like to kind of, you know, like a discussion point after we've gone through what we've watched. Could all for any Prince Jr. makes an appearance on the podcast. Bloody hell.
But the- so there's that and then we could- Yeah, I- I- what I talk about it because I've watched a clip. Mm-hmm. And I have some thoughts. Sure.
So we'll explain to you if you've not seen it. Okay. Yeah. I won't be seeing it.
I've seen book calls. How are you doing? I thought you never ask. And well, I watched Black Mirror this week.
I still have like half of the last episode of my watch. Really? Yeah, because I fell asleep while I was watching it. Right.
So it was so comforting, it sent me to sleep. What? I think I did. I did.
I did. I did quite comfort TV. I don't know why. Honestly, like, I- you know what, I'm much of a fan of Black Mirror.
Yeah. You've not watched the last couple of things. I can't do it at the moment. I should not do it.
I've not watched any of the last few seasons of Inside Number Nine. Yeah, which I'll- I can't do it. I can't be depressed. I don't know what it is at the moment, whether I feel like my mental health's not like an eye fetch.
I'm just like protecting myself. See, I'm the same though, but we've used it. There's no- there's no- I'm the same music. Yeah, no.
I'm the same music. I can't even listen to low-fi beats, because sometimes they go into making the feeling of melancholy weird. I start thinking about like, my own funeral. Oh Jesus.
Like that. Yeah, so that's the last thing you want. So music is really kind of like, I feel very on an eye fetch with music, but TV, you know. I can watch all sorts.
So I've been watching- Oh, you're constantly watching a tree crime? True crime. I used to love that as well. Now I can't watch it.
I know. If making a murder came out, now I couldn't watch it. It's wild that to me. I mean, let me just say a few things about Black Mirror.
One, it was great. I loved it, I thought it was back on form. I thought the last series, oh yeah three episodes is a bit new. But it was fucking great, I had a ball watching it, Rinsed them all one after the other, the other evening, I thought they were not last episode.
I think there was only really one proper week one, but it was really well shot, so I'll let it off. Okay, right. Yeah, I think that was episode five, I was a bit like, yeah, yeah. But it was really well shot.
They were all very cinematic, and but only the second one was the one that felt really old school black mirror. Oh, okay. Because it was British. Right, right.
You know, and it was a really slick, you know, high quality. I thought you were like, I'm out of your eyes. You know, when you got like Selma Hayek and fucking, Selma Hayek. Yeah, she's an episode one.
Okay. That's a really good episode, because it's a piece of taken Netflix. Oh, okay. It's called Streamberry, the platform, it's done a Netflix.
The same thing, even as the dumb. I did see something, actually, if somebody tweets something about the front page of that, and it has loads of like callbacks to past episodes. Yeah, yeah, there's quite a lot of them. There's like the woman from the, is it the woman by the film, you know?
I know Bryce Dallas Howard's, like, you know, when she had that, had that at work, was that right, you know? And she went and followed through the floor. She appears in it as like a tweet on someone's timeline. Right.
And yeah, it's all sort of. It's that screen of like the Netflix screen. Yeah. Like one of the boxes was the woman from that, um, felt like the episode where the film, you know?
Oh, right. Yeah. Right there. Or something like that.
Yeah, yeah. That's great. So it's obviously, it looks like a documentary about her. Oh, amazing.
You know what? I just love it. I just wish that more more often, because I feel like it was a three or four year break. So the problem with doing that though, is like, is like with the wrestling to drag it back to this.
It's sometimes it can be too much. The quality is going to dip. If you're doing sort of say they did it, they turned it into like a fucking family guy, self-fark, as they were doing an episode a week for a number of weeks. Um, it's you, you lose the magic.
No, I love it though. I absolutely love it. It's so great. It's so great.
Anybody's watched it, please DM and you'll let me know if you send a message. I'd love to hear people's thoughts on any of the episodes. Because I actually don't know anybody. I might watch it at some point.
So maybe go with Swalees. No, I can't speak about it with anybody. I don't know anyone who's watching it. No, maybe I'll watch it then.
I just talked to myself. I just don't want to cry. You know what I mean? Oh, there's nothing sad about these.
Geez, well, no, there's nothing. It's just some pure macabre. Which is probably worse. But yes, other than that, like I've just worked very, very hard this week.
You have. You're working very hard. I'm chilling today. I'll be giving a podcast.
Yeah. Maybe get some, I'll get some cheeky food later. Oh. You fancy some cheeky food.
Oh, that'll save. Like my fucking pork steaks I've got in there that are like 16th. This podcast is sponsored by How Fresh. Get 10% off your £500 mil.
I'm joking. You used to go to Aunty M. Reston. I'm not sure if we actually had something like that.
I couldn't do it. Because the thing is, is they just, all they do with those things is they just give you kickbacks from what people order. And then you get your statement and no cut to dodge. And then you just like jump out of the window.
Yeah, I agree. So you sold. So you sold to the Devil Waco. There's a black mirror episode.
Can I have that? Charlie Brooker. Oh yeah. Brooker?
Oh, Booker. Oh Booker. I would say Brooker. But I don't know.
I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
I'm not 100% sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure for fucking years. Yeah, but he's not in it.
He's the only the writer, creator and I like that shit. Oh, the poor guy. Do you want to get going? Let's crack on.
Okay. Sweetie. Sweetie. Sweetie.
I'm not a very panol of drinking. I don't have the drink. I don't have the drink. It's a hand now.
Well, I think because I'm like halfway down a Pepsi mark. So maybe you're in the intro if you want to grab yourself some. I just don't. I'm not sure.
I'm not drinking by the way. I'm not drinking by the way. I'm not listening. What's it?
Just go, I've got the best. Just covered in fanboy 3. Yeah. Hello everyone and welcome once again to Atium Wrestling's episode 200 and 12.
How you doing? I hope you're all safe. We had a wrestling podcast, if you didn't know. Actually, it was actually actually a bit of wrestling.
This week my name's Andy. And I'm Jennor. And welcome to this Odyssey of slightly enthused wrestling funds. Getting there.
Getting there. So how do you want to do this? Because I've got, so to break it down, you know, I've watched Dynamite and Collision this week. Oh, sorry, I've watched that to me.
I've watched SmackDown this morning. SmackDown this morning. So how do I do it? Do I go Dynamite, SmackDown Collision?
Yeah. That's in chronological order. Hey, sometimes. Well, just pretty face me.
Sometimes we just get it right. Sometimes we just get it right. OK, so let's go for Dynamite first then. So I'm going to do it because you've not watched it so I'm telling you what happens.
I don't know about it either. My notes aren't particularly in-depth. So if you want any more, ask for more. I'll be jumping in with any questions, clarification, that I need.
Yeah. I will. Now, overall thoughts to start with. Now, I'll go into anything that happened.
I really enjoyed the show. Oh, OK. I thought there were a lot of good things on it. I had a really good time watching it.
And I was quite, at this point, because we hadn't had any other punk stuff and all that kind of shit. So at this point, I was like, oh, I was quite buoyed by it. I felt quite good. And obviously, there's loads of stuff coming up that I'm interested in, like, forbidden door and that kind of thing.
So I think, as a whole, they're a really good time. So it starts off, title-aliminator match, MGF Adam Cole. I don't like title-aliminator matches, because I think they're pointless. What is it?
So a title-aliminator is, the challenger goes against the champion. If the challenger, excuse me, Berkamit Mepson's, if the challenger beats the champion, they get a title shot later. OK. So I'm like, that would be like, yeah, fucking somebody going against Jon Jones knocking him out.
And then he gets a shot at Jon Jones' title. I'm sure you've explained that to me before. I don't think I have. I don't think I have.
Back in the game. So I don't like those setups. However, the match was fantastic. Absolutely brilliant.
I think of, so crowd Red-Ockers have not hardly got any fucking notes. Now I'm going to get a drink. Yeah. Can you?
Yeah, yeah. Well, that goes to come as well if you can. And for later. So crowd Red-Ockers, they go because I'm not going to go into the ins and outs of the match.
But they go to a 30-minute draw. The timing was ridiculous, apparently. It was like the 29 minutes, 58 seconds when the bell rang. So they technically had enough time to put the three in.
But they did like an Eddie Guerrero spot, MGF, through the bell to Cole and then fell over. But the ref was down and then he hit him with the bell. Anyway, hit the boom. One, two, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Now the crowd reaction, I thought, was fantastic. And they were chatting bullshit and all that kind of stuff. Cole gets on the mic. Come on, five more minutes.
Let's go. MGF slides out the ring. It's a 30-minute time when it draws. So that still goes on.
Weird bit. All of us later on. So the next point that I've got is, I don't fucking do you want me to notice it all over the place? I don't even look back on mine, so don't worry about it.
So my next note is Orange Cassidy's a star. And I don't quite know what he was doing on my... So you don't remember? It's a bit...
It has been like three days. So the bit that I've put down is obviously it was an Orange Cassidy much. I think it was an attack. Right, I don't know.
Well, he's a star. Anyway, Orange Cassidy's a fucking star. So he pops out the building when he comes out. He's coming out, fucking, he's walking down the ramp.
And one tiny fine work goes up on one side. And he's puts his thumb out. And he's walking down and an even smaller firework goes up on the other side. I was absolutely fucking pissing myself.
So here's the thing that maybe is worth talking about. So when Orange, I think like you, obviously you know, you chime in as well. When we first started watching it, Orange Cassidy was doing his thing and he did the whole stuff with Jericho and, you know, mimosa mayhem and all that kind of shit. Cassidy was like a really great part of the show.
But at the time I was like, oh yeah, he's a great part of the show, but he's not going to be like world champion at any point. This Cassidy's world champion material. Because he's had that belt for fucking ages, the AW international belt or whatever. And he's just the crowd.
I just love him. And he's hard. He's hard not to. But like the whole presentation now we spot on because he comes out, he's got a fucking rock sack, the belts in the rock sack.
You know, he's just walking down the ramp with a rock sack on one tiny firework. Like Jane, you know, every day. Jane makes it. Every beat is just on it.
So like that's a perfect character now. There's nothing that needs to change or do anything with that. But then when the match started, which I don't remember what the match was at this point, a massive no covered the screen as in N.O. And I was like, eh?
But then it just disappeared. But it looked like a production thing. Do you like if a camera's got no battery or something like that? And I was like, what the fuck?
So if anybody knows what that is, let me know. Oh, what the fuck was going to be a conclusion? No. No idea what it was.
I can't remember what the match was. But I can remember there was a giant no in it. Do you reckon that's like an editing error? And you just got can't, you just presses that no different camera shots?
No, no, no, no, no! If he doesn't like something, he just no. That's pretty good. Yeah, but it looked like, but it was a big no that covered the screen.
And it looked like it was, you know, like a, I don't know. It's not fair. No, I'm not interested. I'm going to do it right now.
I'm not interested. I'll piss me off. You know what I'm like. I'm like a dog of a bow.
I can't be a dog. So while you're looking at that, Sami Guevera comes out for a promo. He's getting booty shit. He gets a little shit when he talks about his future daughter.
But he's getting most of the booty shit. Darby Allen comes out and says to him, looks like he's fun to start and to love you again, which is met by a chorus of booze. Jericho comes out. So Sami's trying to do a face to him.
Jericho comes out and gives him a bit of shit. Cuts the crowd off when the singing. So that's when you know that Jericho is full heel when he goes to the crowd off. Gives him a bit of shit.
It says about, you know, I need to reform the sex gods and this sort of stuff. And we, you know, I'm going to teach you who your boss actually is. Sort of kind of challenges Darby to a match. And I thought it was really interesting, like, because Jericho says, all your out here on your own, maybe we'll just beat you up one on one.
Two on one. So you know Darby's got a partner. But yeah, that's, that was still a lie. I'm not on my own.
Lights go out. Alcom's thing. Apparently the first time in history, Jericho and Sting have allied each other up. So that's a potential thing.
But they had, I see I'm not even putting the notes in for this. But Sting, I had a, like a tag match, which was a bit of a shit show. Like, there was a couple of times when they went on the same page, but Sting was just getting cheered to fuck. I can't remember that.
Who cares? Next thing I've put is Ward Loverses Hager. Meh. It was all right.
I'm not a big fan of three power bombs in a pin, but you know, whatever. It goes back stage to Renee after a video package from Tana Hashi. Tana Hashi's like, last year if I've been in Dora came this close to John Moxley's title. So this year I want it.
I want the AW title. MJF, basically you're a piece of shit. The bell is worthless in your hands. I'm going to come and take it off you.
So we caught Sir, backstage. MJF's in the trainer's room. Renee comes up and goes, oh, Tony Khan's just announced that for Ben Dora, it's going to be Tana Hashi versus MJF for the AW World Talk Championship. And he goes, er, no.
And the crowd's now pissing themselves. He's like, you can hear a massive laugh. And he's like, no, I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to give some old guy from a rinky dink Japanese promotion a chance at the title.
And then, you know, crowd piss themselves and boom in as well. So they're kind of getting into what they're throwing down. And Renee was like, well, he's booked it. And he'd be like, well, it won't be the first time I've no showed a bookie now, would it?
Oh, nice. So I thought that was really great. I thought it was good. So Orange Cassidy's on the mic.
I think there's probably some else in between because there's no way Renee teleporters probably to the other side of the ring. And he's like, oh, you know, what's next for you? And Orange goes, well, you know, like with all these interviews, normally somebody comes in. Zack Sabre-Joonie walks out.
Get some fucking giant cheer, which is crazy. Gassier, Daniel Gassier, like, interrupts and goes, Zack, you know, you can work here. I should be going to the title. You know, your mates, your batter, your fucking mates, your batter, the ROH PR champion, you know, where is he?
And Orange goes, well, he's not in here now. But he's in here next week, so we'll have a tag match. Me and Shabatta are against Zack Sabre-Joonie and Daniel's Gassier. Give it to me.
That was amazing. Next up, Sky Blue versus Tony Storm. Sky Blue was like a different human being. I can't remember who Sky Blue is now.
The one from Chicago, she comes up later, she got blue air, obviously. Really young. Oh, yes, yes, yes, I sort of do. So it's a title match against Tony Storm.
Really close. The mum's involved. Sky Blue's mum's fucking getting slapped off Ruby so I would have something like that. Then Tony Storm obviously retains.
Her and Ruby go to beat her down after Willow Nightingale comes out to make the save. I've just bought Bestly Music ever. Willow Nightingale's theme song is pretty nominal. It's a bit like, I'm going off to find it, is it un-spot-a-f-eye?
She's just don't like it for a very longer else. We'll get hit up for a fucking... Oh, okay. We don't want to tie it up.
We'll have to tuck it down. Yeah, we'll have to tie. We'll see if it works. Apparently.
No, I don't think it's up there. But I'll say it's like a funky... It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool.
They make an appearance later as well. Sonada then comes on, so the IDBGP, Heavyweight Jumping comes on and says, you know, open challenge to anybody. He's got a lot of effort in the AW locker room. Later on it goes to Jungle Boy.
Jungle Boy accepts the challenge. He's stood there with Hook and he turns to Hook and he just goes, you know Hook, I'd love it if you were there. I'd love it if you were there for this Heavyweight title fight because you're my best friend. And the crowd went, awwww.
Hook just doesn't say anything, it just fizz-bums him. But the sum sort of like, Shinaina again, someone's turning heel there, collision run down against the hook. Made of him. Hangman in the Unbox versus the Blackpool Combat Club.
Pure chaos, this was, as you'd expect from these six people. So it was amazing. The really fucking annoying thing was, and it pissed me off and kind of ruined the match for me, is as soon as that bell rang, Tony Shavani Eggos. Well, you know guys, the Blackpool Combat Club with John Moxley and the team haven't lost for a year.
It's like, right, well, they'll lose an hour, right? But you know, there's one thing thinking something's going to happen, there's another thing being told. And a few people have made that kind of assumption with the time limit draw in the opening match. Because every now and again, Justin Roberts would come on the Mike and go ten minutes remaining, which they hardly ever do.
Which makes everyone think it's going to a time limit draw. That I didn't mind so much. They tend to, though, don't they? Sometimes.
Like really, he very rarely finished before the time's up. Yeah, yeah. They don't come in at like ten minutes once a 30 minute limit. No.
But everything's a 30 minute time limit. But Justin Roberts doesn't get on the Mike and go ten minutes remaining. Okay, I see. But in that match, that's going to be a time limit draw.
He's going five minutes remaining, you know. So you kind of know, that's annoying. But talk about going out on a high. I mean, the match was fucking fantastic.
But then as soon as so, Michael, come back up, lose, beat down at the end. So the come back up just get back in and start beating the Elite down. Outcomes Eddie Kingston. The crowd went fucking mental.
And he's in the G1 as well this year, Kingston, which is crazy. There's a bit of a thing with him and Moxley because obviously Moxley's beating down the Elite and he comes out and makes the save. And so then they're kind of putting heads to them. That looks really good.
To catch you then runs out and gets their shit booed out of him. Don Callis is on the fucking ramp. He gets the absolute shit booed out of him. It's amazing crowd going absolutely insane.
To catch his in there cleaning out Kenny's music starts. Massive cheer. Outcomes Kenny. In to catch her going at it.
And then the biggest cheer, if you could build to a crescendo, even though, you know, the cheers were huge. The biggest cheer, Osprey turns up out nowhere. Super kicks Kenny, beats the piss out of him, lays him out. Goes off air.
So fantastic finish. Yeah, definitely a hiking off out there. For a bit of a door. Yeah.
Well, my thought and, you know, I can't say it's unique because this is everybody's thought. It's forbidden door is going to be. So, forbidden door is, well, there's loads of matches that I've been announced, but is Osprey an Omega for the IWGP US title? The thought is that Kenny's going to retain it somehow, or it's going to be like a drawer or something like that.
And then it's going to be Kenny against Osprey and it's going to be main event Wembley. Right. And that's when Osprey will win. Right.
Which will be a huge kind of moment. Yeah, that's a really good point. So that's kind of the thinking. Yeah, I know.
Because it was like, actually, like I watched it when they did it at the door. It was fucking unbelievable. You know, it's going to be great. So the only other note I've got on here from Dynamite was there is a, I think, sorry afterwards.
And it was like a CM Punk promo. And he was like, oh, I've got some things to get off the chest. And I just bought who fucking cares. And that's my thing at the time.
So I think we should leave that there. Because obviously there's a lot more that's happened in the meantime since before Collision. Yeah. And pivot to SmackDown.
Sure. So overall I'm just going to grab my hat. I found it more to slop this week. And I don't know whether it was because they had to qualify in matches.
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, last week for Money in the Bank, which made it a bit more interesting. And I felt like it went out of steam a little bit this week. And it was all looked like Roman Reigns was on. So that was pretty much, you know, like you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've shown a bit.
Well, I didn't think very much. Okay. So it opened up with like a recap of last week about new so situation. And I went off the recap.
It was four minutes, 14 seconds of recap, which is a really long, it doesn't sound long, but it is, especially because I feel like I only watched it five minutes ago. So I know precisely what's going on. However, that being said, last week was the first SmackDown I watched in ages. And I was up to speed because of the recaps.
So it's very much a show that's made for people dipping in and people dipping out in my home club. It covers all bases. So I get it. So we start off with Kayla Braxton backstage.
We've got a line arriving in the arena. Roman Reigns gets out of the car. Will JU so falling line? You know, and then they don't.
Is this the week? Is this it? Is he gonna fall in line? It's supposed to be progressive again.
This seems to be a long term. It's a little bit of a smackdown. So just giving them a shout out, you know, because they didn't get enough on the show. So we got to the next, the first match is number one contender for the Tag Team Championship.
It's a go on the match with the Tag Team, which was pretty cool actually. Well, it's a cool concept. So we have the Street Profits. All the other teams are around the ring waiting to go in versus the Brolin Brutes.
Brolin Brutes win. Who are the Brolin Boops? That's Seamus and Ridge the Fridge. Ridge Holland.
Yeah. That's what they call him, Ridge the Fridge. Ridge the Fridge. I think it's quite funny.
Yeah. Well, that is quite a funny trio now, isn't it? Yeah. And Don's butch.
And Don's butch. So yeah, Seamus gets the pin there. That was about five minutes of the Street Profits. And we've got Anderson and Gallows, all the OC.
They enter the match. Seamus ain't no one to watch on a tele backstage throughout all this. Brolin Brutes win again. That was quick.
Can I really? Yeah. That was really quick. Then we've got the Latina World Order, Cruz Del Toro, and someone else who's name I missed.
High Flyers, pretty good. Brutes win again. Wow. Hit Row came in and one of them just got Bro kicks immediately and pinned.
Holy shit. Then pretty deadly enter. Pretty deadly in English last year. Yeah.
Wait Barrett said, we've got a couple of killer queens in the ring right now and they're ready to blow your mind. What the fuck? I loved it. Oh my god.
So we were teams were essentially cannon fodder for pretty deadly because then we had a match. Like a proper match. Then it might be pretty deadly are the ones who get the proper match. Yes.
Seamus gave one of pretty deadly 30 of them chess pukas. Oh yeah. Pretty deadly win. What?
Yeah. Not gonna be a hot boy summer. It's gonna be a yes boy summer. Because that's their line.
Yes boy. They say it all the time. Yes boy. Yeah.
Yes boy. Yes. Really weird. I've never heard that before.
I've never heard it before. But I watched like a one of those like filmed promos. They did an annex. It was really funny because they both liked sleeping the same bed as each other and make it to a breakfast in it and all this shit.
That's funny. But all they say to each other like yes boy and yes boy and when they're walking through backstage and they see it on people like yes boy yes boy yes girl and all this shit. It's their thing. It's fucking done to death though.
It's a point where it's really fucking like. So yeah. Pretty deadly win. We get out of the grace and waller.
Okay. That's been in between the advert. We're back celebrating with pretty deadly in the reigns. They know when to come out that it's acting in terms of both tag belts.
Smackdown and Raw. They tell them to get out. They've been celebrating long enough. So KO it seems like following off last week it's a thing that he has an anger issue.
Okay. So that's his that's his he just exploded. So I was saying to talk and he was fine and they said oh you've not really said much. And then he went oh I just want to kick their asses now.