213. THE GOAT OF GOATS

In this episode, Foss starts things off with a blown tire on the way to the studio, and somehow the chaos continues. The boys dive into the weirdness of working on the 4th of July while overseas support teams took the day off, reflect on family fireworks traditions, and talk about the dangers of celebrating in the wrong neighborhood. They react to the news of the final Fast & Furious film bringing back Paul Walker (CGI edition), and Scarlett Johansson officially becoming the highest-grossing actor ever.Then things get wild with Joey Chestnut’s absurd eating records (RIP 12 pounds of asparagus), a Utah Domino’s explosion that looked like a Michael Bay movie, and Rush Hour getting a Gen Z warning. But the mood turns heavy as they break down the heartbreaking Texas summer camp floods that left dozens dead—including heroic stories that deserve to be remembered. They end on updates about the Idaho killer and what’s next in the case.00:00 – Tire Blowout & Starting Off Rough00:50 – What If the Blowout Saved Your Life?02:00 – 4th of July, Outsourced Support, and Abu Dhabi Jokes04:30 – Fireworks Traditions, Scared Kids & West Jordan Drama06:00 – Grandma Wants Fireworks at 7PM08:00 – Rodeos, Monster Trucks & $90 Tickets10:10 – Fast & Furious Finale News (Back to LA)12:00 – How Will They Bring Paul Walker Back?14:25 – Scarlett Johansson is Now the Highest-Grossing Actor17:00 – Top Grossing Actors Ranked20:45 – Tom Cruise vs. Robert Downey Jr23:45 – Joey Chestnut is the GOAT of GOATS?26:00 – His Insane World Records (Tacos, Wontons, Tamales)31:00 – Could a Latino Beat the Tamale Record?34:00 – Domino’s Explosion in Utah36:00 – What’s the Best Chain Pizza?37:00 – Gen Z Rush Hour Warning Rant39:00 – Comedy Should Be Offensive Sometimes41:00 – Tropic Thunder & Tom Cruise’s Funniest Role42:45 – Tragic Texas Summer Camp Flood (Dozens Dead)47:00 – Father Saves Family on Floating Mattress51:00 – Real Heroes: Julian Ryan & Camp Staff54:00 – Mexican Firefighters Helping in Texas56:00 – Idaho Killer Update: Guilty Plea59:00 – To Be Continued… Outro