214: I'm a Turtle, Not a Lichenologist

March is here, and as we all know, John Philip Sousa is the March King. For this week's episode description reader task, you need to head to our community Discord and tell us what months the Pork Fried Dice characters would be king of. JPS already has March locked down, but the other 11 are up for grabs. Who's taking September?! I can't wait to find out! Maybe if we can come to an accepted conclusion as a group, it can get added to the PFD wiki!